Imagine finding a 9 year old unopened can of coke on the beach and your first thought is "I should give this to Ashens." ...I would have thought the same thing.

Stuarts house seems to me as though each room is a different sitcom set.

When I first read "Beach Coke" I thought it was referring to some weird obscure Coke variation. But no, of course it had to be literally a Coke someone found on the beach and gave to Ashens.

"The surströmming was nicer..." If there ever was a damning indictment of something, my god.

No hiss. Let's get this Lucozade out onto a tray. Nice.

I initially read the title as "Bleach Coke Zero" and just accepted that as something Ashens would taste test

Barry has told that story about getting a mouthful of saltwater on a waterslide at least 5 separate times across the Bashens mythos.

I'm still struggling to get my head around the fact that 2000 was 20 years ago

Got that beaten, a *sealed* can of diet Coke from the 90s with *nothing* inside. Factory sealed, having had, for whatever reason, no drink poured inside. We've kept it as a thing of wonder, a gaseous time capsule.

23:00 - Looks like a bit of shell (hard to tell without any sense of scale or rigidity). Was probably on the outside of the can. Algae would have just died and dissolved inside, due to the lack of light and high acidity. BTW, worth pointing out that cans are only sealed mechanically (there is no glue or welding, the rim is just folded and crimped), so any deformation (which can happen just due to thermal cycling over time) can cause small gaps to develop, which will let the liquid evaporate or other liquids (ex., seawater) to get in. Metal bottle caps typically have a soft rubbery plastic insert that will maintain a decent seal against the glass even through thermal expansion, but plastic caps don't.

“Apparently I died when I was 12” “Most of us did...” Bro

"There's a seahorse in my Coke!" -Barry Lewis 2020

"British man found to be Source of Coronavirus outbreak."

Me: I don't remember Beach Coke Me later: oh....oh........noooo......

I met Ashens at the weekend and was not disappointed. I approached him as if he was a famous boyband member and I were a young teenage girl and proceeded to lose all the words from my head as he shook my hand ( I haven't washed it since! ). It was amazing and he is much bigger in person than I thought he'd be. I think I inadvertently called his videos crap and then left in a hurry before I made a fool of myself any further.

Metallicy hint of rot describes these pretty well. In 2003 I accidentally drank a full can of pepsi from the late 70s. I thought they were doing like throwback cans and I was a dumb kid. Was pretty sick afterwards.

“it was only a few years ago... 10 years... 16 years... 20 and a half years”

I once had an old can of Mountain Dew that's been sitting in my room for a while. At some point it got shot with a toy gun and got a small dent in it. Some time later I tried to pick it up and it had no weight to it. There was no visible leak on it anywhere and the fluid that was inside was never found, it was just ...empty...

I've always loved the comparison of tonic water tasting like TV static, Lucozade original tastes like a TV channel you haven't tuned into properly.

"20+ year old Pepsi" Hah. I bet it's going to be like, Pepsi Zero, or whatever that stuff was that came out in the 80s. "This is for the Phantom Menace!" ...oh.

"That's proper not right" words to live by

"If you'd like to check out Barry's channel where he doesn't attempt to kill himself..." Ashens obviously hasn't watched Barry's channel in a while. ;P

From the title, I assumed "Beach Coke Zero" was some weird limited edition I'd never heard of...never imagined it would be that!!!

"An exciting meal has been ruined by the presence of this... *LIQUID FILTH!"*

“Safety” vodka, going to use that excuse next time I fancy a shot. Does “safety” gin work the same way?

France adopted the euro on January 1st 1999, so I guess when that pepsi was made, not everybody had switched over yet.

19:24 "The Teardrop Explodes" Dear god, that's some proper 70's psychedelic pop reference from Stuart, there. Impressive. Julian Cope would be proud (well, more likely, he wouldn't care... he's too busy meeting aliens inside megalithic structures, you see...).

It's probably not that the Beach Coke hadn't lost any of it's contents, but rather that it had been replenished with seawater and sewage during its voyage.

I’m a simple man. I see Barshens together, I shart

Never good when you find a bit of white algae floating in your Coke.

When Stuart's eyes water you know it must be brutal

I was at the Lake district, and I put money in to a vending machine that seemed a little off the beaten path but whatever I was thirsty, out popped a Lucozade and a moth, and the Lucozade was two years past it's best before, I didn't realise that last bit until I finished the drink.

22:17 Barry recounts the one incredible time he tasted sea water.

Ah, yes... Nothing like a cold and refreshing sip of *carbonated rust* at the end of a rought day.

I was wondering what "Beach Coke Zero" could possibly mean and I wasn't disappointed.

Barry's face at 10:48 when he realises what's coming is brilliant and I'll never get over it

Imagine opening that Dart Maul-Pepsi and "Duel of the Fates" starts playing

I'm like "Oh, Darth Maul Pepsi, jeez that's not that old..." then I realize Phantom Menace came out 20 years ago. Jesus, I feel old.

As a kid I also found a 15 year old can of Pepsi in the basement. I made the mistake of taking a swig directly from the can, without pouring it out first to check. There were solid bits.

7:02 Best reaction to anything, ever.

"Look how orange that is! It smells like varnish!" HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ORANGE GLO

Does a pug even have a "good end"?

"Can I have Lucozade, please?" "No, it's expensive and you're not ill." Ah, childhood. When I first got a job, I had Lucozade _every day._

"IT TASTES OF ILLNESS....." ASHENS 2020 ~Best description ever~

Giving birth to a Pepsi would have been a good ad back in the 90's. "The taste of a New Generation."

"safety" vodka, sounds like standard ashens procedure

About 12 or 13 years ago I was helping my father clear his friends basement and we found a sealed can of Budweiser from the 1980s

I remember being at the swimming club as a kid in ‘99 getting Pepsi products from the vending machine and seeing the different characters on the cans from the then upcoming Episode 1. Good times🤘

13:42 "no hiss" The influence of the almighty Steve1989 continues to grow, my brethren. We must not relent, rather continue spreading the good word, as the prophecy is upon us... Nice!

Mother of pearl.. 5 minutes after an Ashens upload WITH BARRY LEWIS FOR AN EXPIRED DRINKS TASTE TEST? What joy you bring me from across the pond. Jokes aside, appreciate the content from the 2 of you.

The juxtaposition of my emotions with the thirst-quenching nostalgia of seeing those Pepsi and Lucozade cans/bottles and the absolute sheer, uncompromising horror of what unfolded with the Beach Coke Zero is quite sensational.

As a Devon lad myself "I'm going back to the Westcountry" is something that regularly goes through my mind when anywhere more northern than Bristol

I really like the rain sound in the background. Anyone else? The sound of rain is very relaxing

How has it taken me so long to discover this channel? Been having to binge watch to catch up. Now to rummage through the cupboards, must be something dangerously out of date lurking back there.

"F-Max, the lightly refreshing fish-based drink" Now *that's* an obscure reference.

We found an unopened mini can of tonic in my nan's fridge which was completely empty. It'd been there so long all the liquid and oozed out. The same happens with plastic. Stuff in glass bottles tends to stick around longer

"I died when i was 12" - Barry Lewis, 2020

Haven’t seen a glass lucozade bottle for years! I definitely remember getting a bottle of lucozade if I was sick off school.

It really fucks me up to realize that ~20 years ago is when THE PHANTOM MENACE came out. 20 years sounds like such a long time, like it'd be back in the 80's or 90's; a distant, far off bizarro world of neon and pogs, but in actuality I was sitting at home playing Gamecube. That's... Wow.

Man I'm just having a memory, 2 years later, I'm realizing around Episode 1, my mom bought a few 12 pks of those Pepsis. Had ones with Mace Windu, Yoda, the whole lot of Star Wars characters that old, southern US parents will be bewildered by 😂. Always good to come back to watch some good old Barshens

"sugary bleach" The internet: I'll buy your entire stock!

The sudden rain was God crying at you releasing the rancid Lucozade upon the world

I'd be interested in a laboratory run chemical analysis of so many of these drinks. I imagine all sorts of stuff has been going on at a molecular level since the 'use-by' date flew by.

Those Arabic Coke cans we always called "Jesus Coke" on the ship as the Arabic writing kinda looks like it says Jesus. We would always get the Jesus Cokes when we transitioned to the Persian Gulf.

Ashens taste testing with background rain ASMR

That last ring pull brings back memories of going collecting them on weekends in the 70's/80's for school and probably Blue Peter appeals. There wasn't much else to do back then until Pong, then the time was better spent watching a white square bounce round the black & white TV screen all weekend.😂

I miss Barshens. You two plus Eli and Ganon was the perfect mix of cheeky obsessive, and angry. the perfect mix of British Humour

You two are funny together, we need more of this!

Ashens’ "Shit" when it fizzed was brilliant

Oh man I remember that old Pepsi logo... Kinda miss it.

I love the barshens videos, I'm glad there has been more recently

>It tastes of sugar, metal, with a hint of soil So it tastes like regular Pepsi?

"There's a Sea Horse in my Coke" T-Shirt Slogan!

And this is how the Pepsivirus began

i cannot believe you drank the sea horse coke

'There's a seahorse in my drink' is not a combination of words I thought I'd ever hear. Barshens: providing new Internet experiences since the late 2010s.

God I miss Barshens

Most of all the gases that are normally in the soda has came out and escaped through the opening since cans are not completely sealed. That would have caused it to lose quit a bit of it's mass as well as cause the syrup and sugar to thicken and give it a strange taste.

You guys together crack me up with laughter.

Barry: goes to stuart’s house thinking he’s only trying soda Stuart: WELL ACTUALLY always lovely to see you two together, and a wonderfully horrifying taste test as always.

been excited for this one since barry mentioned it

21:45 The gulping sound Stuart makes while drinking the Beach Coke is rather unsettling.

You get the feeling Stuart works as a drug tester or food inspector for a day job. "Let's taste this random stuff that may kill me" mad lad

THIS VIDEO IS A LIE Everyone knows that Ashens is really a pair of arms attached to a video camera! This man is an IMPOSTER

7:02 …I can't believe no one else timestamped it already.

Love when i see these blokes back together

The fact that the premise of the video is oh look at how old this is, followed by darth mauls face makes me cry inside. I saw that movie when I was 8 years old.

Oh good, it's time to watch grown men drink fizzy sewage!

Why didn't they bring back the Fizz It device and try to re-carbonate that old cola?!

Thanks Stuart - I now have 'Reward' stuck on a loop in my head!😂🎶

Well, nice knowing you guys.

Barry's face at 15:52, that is just the face of someone who knows they just cut 5 years from their life. Ashen's Face at 21:45, realizing you just lost 15 years on your life.

I LOVED the lemon lucosade, it was AMAZING and very sadly went away about 6 or 10 years years ago, and I’ve missed it every day since like a drug addict (I’m not that bad, but i seriously miss it and I’d do anything to taste it again)

Mate, I am so addicted to this channel XD

Great video boys! Very entertaining!

"That can is older than both my children combined" I died lmao

perhaps the coke did escape like the pepsi and the empty space was just replaced by sea water? that could explain why it tastes like the sea, and why there is stuff growing in it.

I love how they try to keep the conversation going as long as possible in order to delay the inevitable! 🤣

Anyone else kinda wish they'd posted this on the Barshens channel, for nostalgia's sake at least? Kinda what they did for that video they did while making Polybius Heist? Ahh well, still fun to see these two together.

Well, looks like you'll have red tide poisoning. Nice knowing you chaps.