Uh oh duck n cover!

dodododeedeldoooo

Something something this is not 2003 lmao.

Haram

I literally "lol-ed" at this.

That was oddly specific, yet incredibly accurate

Not flashy, but generous. Cool but understated. Doesn't own a Rolex but has a couple Omegas.

You are literally describing my uncle

I’m that uncle, same color LC too!

Camry was hot

underrated comment and yes I agree 100%

From an Australian guy: You wanna get halfway across the desert, get a rover, you wanna get a across the desert, get a patrol, you wanna get across the desert and get back get a "crusah"

Yea, The LR Discovery kicks ass! My Dad owned one 👍🏽

@@yyyyyeeeee4060 Nissan patrol is just as good as Land cruiser

The defender and the discovery are the 2 legit Land rover lines. The Defender uses aluminium on the body which is great for anti corrosion. The Defender is a pretty good car, but I agree that Toyota is better (my opinion though)

Yeah they love them in Qatar. Was surprised by how many big GMCs, Chevs and Cadillac's got around there too.

It's either the Patrol or this Beast

White land cruisers are every where in the uae

@@Plate_Productions It's GOTTA be white!

it's a city friendly car and at the same time a good desert car

@Toxic Potato Lol! Murica!

Andrew Humphrey Why you weirdos always gotta bring politics into completely unrelated shit. Some of us want to simply kick back and relax, and get away from that nonsense for a sec

You make us laugh while getting tears in our eyes at the same time 🤣🤣🤣

Lowkey facts we all know rich ppl in Other places are smarter than here. they actually value their money. Keep leasing those benz & rovers

Yup, it would be good in beautiful California where people drink water treated from their urines and excrements.

Or an high-rank police officer from the Balkans

I applied for one of those African warlord jobs, waiting on a call back....

@@danielherrin I'll take an African Warlord job right about now, especially if it comes with the J200.

@@james_chatman I hear it has great benefits and income with a generous flexible spending account.

@@danielherrin But I heard job security is kinda sus. Welp, it can't be any more sus than working a Regular Job in the US.

"the poor man's land cruiser"

Same. Wanted a 100, couldn’t afford it, did my research, bought a V8 4th gen for half the price. At least the interior looks better than a 100 lol

07 sequoia I felt was a better deal than the 4runner, reliable af v8 noise 7 grand for a good one

@@davidpistek6241 I wanted a first gen Sequoia, couldn't find a decent one in New England. Ended up biting the bullet and buying an early 5th gen 4Runner, which I regret.

Fun fact, the Land Cruiser Prado (150 Series) shares platform with the current gen 4Runner so technically, it's a "poor mans land cruiser". Honestly, i will rather have a 4Runner over the 200 series.

Especially in North America. Only people who know what it is cares.

Outside of America, Land Cruiser is considered a car that you have if you have money

@@luka_abh I know. I don't live in the US. But still... It's a Toyota. Most normal people don't think this is fancy, they view a BMW X5 as a more prestigous car

If you buy the Lexus LX version all of a sudden people start caring again.

@@james_chatman ironically, they are typically cheaper on the used market. You will almost never find a sweet deal on the landcruiser, but sometimes you can steal a lx570

Arab guy buys the Lexus version

We smoke مدواخ

These days, i see college student vape all the time.

@@neelparmar6690 they buy both

It is

Used by the middle east but still for america

So true! Along with the Land Rover Defender 110 as well!

I thought the UN used the Nissan Patrol, because it was slightly cheaper.

Land cruiser is exactly what the UN drives.. they gotta bunch of em and I'm sure they get new ones every few years

First of all, its "hajwalah" not drift. Secondly, it only really happens in Riyadh in Saudia and not anywhere else. Thirdly, they mostly use stolen or rental eco boxes like the Hyundai Accent, Honda Accord and Chevrolet Caprice (Holden Statesmen), not land cruisers.

@@Bahraini_Carguy Ah hajwalah... one of the great things about Arab culture.

@Andrew Humphrey underrated joke

Uuugh I can relate, I assume you’re talking about pine trees and we have hhugee overgrown plantations (tree farms) of pine here in British Colombia that emit actual yellow snowstorms of pollen; it’s gross; it builds up against curbs and roadsides as “pollen drifts” (you know like snow drifts but made up of yellow pollen). I’m reaching for the reactine as we speak.

I remember my late father used to be owned one petrol powered LC FJ40 and about Mechanical parts especialy reliability, my late dad really satisfied with the toughness of that car and wanted owned an J80. But, what a shame, later he sold that FJ40 because he said the fuel consumption is not efficient enough. I Still miss that car, it's really well maintained by my late father.

@@alifm4098 Sorry for you loss, and the car.

And the center locking diff

"Overbuilt" applies to these vehicles more than any other that people use that term around. Most vehicles and their components are built to something like a 10-15 year standard. Ie, they expect all the peices, if well taken care of, to work for that amount of time, and after that it's mostly up to the owner to make extra sure they stay in good condition. Land Cruisers are built to a 25-30 year standard. Everything is heavier and thicker. Therefor less likely to bend, break or rust through.

I agree on the reliable and overbuilt part, but they aren't as simple and barebone as people think they are. The public mistaken land cruiser series (land cruiser, prado, 4runner, GX, LX) of being too simple to break, but when you take a closer look: standard hydroboost brakes, active traction control that can do half what a locker can do, weird interior lights that you only found out after 10 years of ownership; all wheel drive (except current 4runner), adaptive learning transmission, active height control that most likely will work after 20 years, if road salt didn't destroy it. They aren't exactly simple, they are simply built different.

She stole his life and now he drives an e39 auto

@@alonzolopez9649 nothing against a e39 auto wagon(touring in BMW terms) as a daily driver!

I hope no women ever makes the disgraceful decision of having children with you, misogynists don't deserve to reproduce

@@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess Chill out,its just a joke. What's the matter, a karen took your J200? 😂

My dad was in Saudi Arabia during the 80s and 90s because of operation desert storm/shield. He told me a story that he would see those little toyota pickups hauling a live camel in the bed of the truck. I cant even imagine the sight the must have been

Long distance travel in harsh environment

You guys know that i can probably buy a used 200 series for less than what people are paying for a 35 year old Corolla (AE86) or 5 year old Mustang GT's?

I saw a live camel in a flatbed in Texas.

@@Bahraini_Carguy Can confirm i live in the uae and land cruisers are pretty affordable around here especially the 100 series

Ikr 😂 "MyMathLab" brought to you by Karen's

My math lab ha ha I did that 12 years ago

Karen: I need an SUV because of tHe SpeEEd TrAPS OuTsiDE mY HOuSE Australia: u wot maaaaaate?

I'd say, 78.3% of the Cruisers I see down here only touch dirt in roadworks. Most of the remainder go "4wding" through country that I could walk my open diffed, bald tyred, low running 97 XH through, without needing to give it all the sauce. But those cars still get the full works from ARB as the boomer owner draws on his superannuation and prays the ol'ball and chain doesn't find out. The older models tend to be muck akin to a travelling playpen as they pay off the personal loan used to buy them with trade ins at Cashies as the misso does extra shifts down at Coles to keep food in the guts of 6 and a half kids, 'but we need it love, gotta be able to take all the kids out sometime'. Taking a more serious note, do we need things like hill descent? I'm no boomer here, but I was taught, many years ago, about this magical middle pedal that you need to master. You don't just randomly stab it in Safeway carpark, you control it. But then again, I don't have the money to throw 25k of car down a slope I couldn't climb with a ladder, so perhaps I shouldn't talk!

@@dontnubblemebro yea i dont really know why you'd need hill descent if you have low -range in a manual 4x4 but it probably helps if you only have an auto cos riding the brakes down slippery slopes can definitely lead to issues

These things are like arses. Everyone’s got one

So like $500 usd?

Should look at the current 80 series market here in the US. Some clean, rust free ones are going north of $20k. Specialized rigs even more than that. Considering the newest USDM 80 is 23 years old, that's a lot. But they're great - am totally non bias...

You guys buy something like 35000 of those a year. Much more rare in the States with 3000/yr.

@Andrew Humphrey daily almost, I own an '84 Nighthawk CB650SC

Hello from SL

Why is it difficult?

@@MrPaukann Most cars are not designed for our weather where we have every kind of weather other countries don't and the best cars for these kind of weathers are Japanese cars and one of the most known ones to work here are the land cruiser and hilux

​@@ahmadanime7586may I ask what are the most common problems that European cars face in your country?

yeah but only if its got the diesel ahaha

And truck mirrors

And Russian too....

@@thescandanaviansquirrel9090 yep, petrol 200s are rare af

@@nickh6076 i think ive seen two in person so far and about 200 diesels and to be fair the diesels are the way to go

300 will release soon

They still make 70 series

@@thebige7302 I wish they sold them in the US :(

@@patricks.7951 Toyota Canada actually imports the 70 series, for off road use only for mining and such.

@@irtbmtind89 Wow I didnt know that, maybe something to look into in the future. Thanks!

Try swapping the second one for 'Real 4WD, none of that pissy shit that looks like it'll 4WD'

@@DangerAngelous so try swapping "SUV" (which is what everybody wants to drive nowadays) for "Real 4WD" (which literally nobody needs or cares for with exception of 20-odd people who already have Nissan Patrols anyways)? Yeah, I don't think so 😂

are they cheap tho.

Same thing in Russia except for the FJs. Import taxes are too inhumane to get them here.

here in Kazakhstan, every rich Russian oil billionaire rolls around in one of these dump trucks. its a cool car but these sellouts give it a bad name and even worse smell, same with the G Wagen

Come to Dubai habibi

@@danboah2501 Chenqui

But what about uncle Bane?

@@nikolai9140 he didn't drive so good

@@cia7832 to be fair the leauge of shadows dosent have a good drivers ed program

So is it finally broken in yet?

Lucky bustard haha

Andrew Humphrey lmfao

My GX has that DVD player and my teenagers couldn't give less of a shit. I mean they have cell phones now with games and social media. It was bought used so the original owner beared the expense, but I have known for at least 6 years rear seat DVD is a waste.

He clearly should have invested it all in cocaine.

@@Wolf_Avery and cocaine accessories

Sounds like someone had their priorities straight lol

yiiiikes lmao

yet xD

Because the Camry, Corolla, Crown, Cressida, Aurion, Avalon, Yaris, Prius, Supra, 86, Celica, FJ Cruiser, Hiace, Fortuner, 4Runner, Innova, Previa, Granvia, Alphard, Land Cruiser Prado, RAV4, Highlander, C-HR and couple of other bloated everyday cars owned by dads and karens definitely don't exists over here in the khaleej (Gulf)...yeah right. 🙄

@@james_chatman 70 Series pickup you mean, 80 series are either used as a family SUV or owned by some 25 year old who lifted it up and turbo'd it.

@@Bahraini_Carguy Yep you're absolutely right. We don't get the 70 series in the US so I squint and imagine a 80 as a 70 because I really want a 70 series and we will never ever get one.

You some how managed to drag a joke till it's not funny, nice

Don’t forget the Russian mafia

Andrew Humphrey Nah, crybabies messed that up for the rest of us

Andrew Humphrey high-brow humor, my man. No need to get offended :)

@@Sillyboy9572 Lmao 😂 the sarcasm is priceless

“ a Landrover can take you anywhere off-road but a Landcruiser will be needed to tow you home “ etc , etc

Toyota Land Cruiser: the official car of i can't be bothered to be different

Wait till you hear the jokes if you mention Land Cruisers in a Nissan Patrol forum.

What do they say? You can go to the dessert in a Land Rover but you'll need a Land Cruiser to get back out

@@yeshwantdasari2075 You win hands down. Best comment here and that I've seen on KZfaq since March. **golf clapping**

Lived in Chester county in 2004 , every Lancaster hillbilly had hitch dangling nuts .... can’t believe it lasted to 2013 .

this and the OG VW phatoen were the true stealth wealth cars

The official car of I want a RR that works

*but I don't want electrical problems

What about the Fortuner and Pajero sport driver?

fucking Hilux drivers thinking they're driving a sports car

@@haziqhashim2618 the same happens in Latin America, the Hilux has the same dynamics of a drunk elephant, nevertheless the drivers think they are in Lotus Elises

@@Ran10di1 your name is funny no offense bro it means prostitute in my language

@@ianosorio9362 yeh Hilux drivers here tends to speed a lot and tailgating people on the highways

say no to lithium. unless it's doctor prescribed.

@@tonyf512 Even if its Dr. prescribed. ... "at least with combustion engines." He's probably a teenager. He'll find out.

LOL

@@tmo2798 I wish I was a teenager.

Thank you SwedishFish! 😊

You too!

Oh you watch that channel too братан?

💀💀💀

R K nah idk which one you mean man, i live 2 months out the year in Almaty, Kazakhstan tho so that’s my source

*I do*

Lmao same

That's what they all say

I feel that every mid-2000s Toyota only came in silver.

Jacob's Channel well you’re wrong. They came in beige.

Now the color of choice now for not standing out is gray. 😔

Every sports car I’ve ever owned was silver (Porsche, multiple Corvettes, Z’s, BMW etc.) I think my first one was silver (silver Porsche was one of my dream cars), second one just happened to be silver, and after that I just went with it.

Also one of the easiest colors to keep clean

Seems a little old for you...but I do love the 60 series.

Jay Gill 😈

Of course an '88 Land Cruiser in mint condition in Florida, of course.

never seen them in Pennsylvania

I don’t know man, those diesel Excusions are pretty f’n awesome

@@dr.lyleevans6915 good luck going to some of the places with one of those that a land cruiser can go. Also we all know how "reliable" Ford diesel engines are... even Ford guys can agree with that.

Try 13 in the city. Yeah they're some big thirsty girls.

@@james_chatman Twelllllve.

@@Hansengineering Yeah that's when you're even thinking about getting somewhere in a hurry. 9-10 in San Francisco or Seattle even if you're not.

@@james_chatman I find (in the Tundra, same engine and same 6000# weight) I get the shittiest mileage when I do ONLY in-town stuff. Just grocery runs, or jaunts to MicroCenter, nothing over 35. It'll be 12 with occasional tanking to 11 if runs are especially short. 13-14 is if there's some 70MPH highway runs, even tho the gearing is most efficient at 55-60. It's the reason in college I would leave it parked for over a month at a time, accomplishing everything with a bike or my legs. Also, gas was routinely $4/gal at that time. It's all worth it tho when you actually need to USE your truck/SUV. Like "hey I gotta move 8000# of tractor and implements". Can't get it done any other way.

Here is the irony. This exact car in places like Australia or Africa has a 4.5L Twin Turbo V8 Diesel and its still considered thirsty 😅.

Roadrunners that's there name idiots if you see one look away he needs the attention.

@@faisalmoh من جد مرضى

Wouldn't it be more fun to just pop off a short burst from gold plated AK?

@@nathanlewis5682 only on weekends

@@ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx 🤣🤣🤣 زيد سلف يابي

we get those with a v8 as the gx460 :)

Wait u guys don’t have the 3 liter diesel or 4 liter V6?

@@mattsee45 nope, the gx is a luxury car here so v8 only

@@ShaiyanHossain those who get a V8 here must be rich af

@@myMotoring no we don't have displacement taxes here hehe. We don't get the basic prado, we have the 4runner for that, which was once what you guy got as the Hiljz Surf

Most definitely. They're everywhere.

As someone who lives in Qatar this statement is completely true

I agree and disagree, i think the Ford Crown Vic, Hyundai Elantra and GMC Yukon should also belong in the list somewhere lol.

This but unironically

Because it is.

@@alessandrorona6205 ehh, i mean the G-wagon is more flashy, but if i was in the market, G-Wagon all the way

@@yeshwantdasari2075 more barebones versions of the J200 are used by UN in warzones to transport their personnel. If this is not a staple of their legendary reliability.

@@yeshwantdasari2075 now which would you trust to take yourself into the outback (and return back alive), run 200k miles with basic maintenance, etc? unless you get one of the shitbox g461 diesel g wagons, the current g wagen will be a mess in 5 years of ownership

The ultimate crossover!

oh my pugcells!!

How bout G-Wagon

The official word for children used by those too dysfunctional/immature to have a family. Interchangeable with "crotch goblin or loin fruit".

@@echodelta2172 It's okay. You dont have to put down others because you were dumb enough to make crotch spawn.

That's every Karen's dream car lol

@@thatnicklongo5939 Well not in my country, because retardation is rewarded and the stupidest people are the richest. We don't even have NA Miatas yet there's shmucks driving around in McLarens. Republika Srpska was a mistake!

Here in Naples Florida that is absolutely true. There are a couple Karens here that drive Bentley SUV’s. Those are the ultimate Karens.

Porsche Karens.... (I'm sorry)

@Toxic Potato znam ali ima ovde i Slavica koje su bogate, to mislim