MIKE BARNES how

How is it not ahahah? Was gonna buy a macbook pro but decided to wait for this to come out and am glad I did its terrible, gonna buy a Dell XPS 15 instead with better specs and build for hundreds cheaper.

MIKE BARNES macbook is dissapointment

ixZuluZxi True LOL

ixZuluZxi A wise choice.

hahahahahaha

Hahaha i laughed so hard while sitting on the toilet with my iPad Pro

@@marcabu-jebara6344 hahaha lol. Broke man I am watching on my Mac Pro fully spaced (£54,000 model) - sent for my iPod touch

Mohammed Elbaba 😂😂😂

^^^ so true

Very True and I'm sure there's a lot of ppl that think the same LOL!

I LOVE THISSSSS

hehehe

Haha, me too. I'm thinking of purchasing a 2015 13" model. With the classic chime , ports and lovely keyboard.

Andrew Michael well that can destroy a phone with this prank it just destroys a box.

I am still confused about this :P like drilling thing was obviously fake But what about this :p I have ordered a seperate extension cable, And now i am confused if he is fucking with us or its actually there xD

well that's a lots space underneath it.....wdf and nothing was in there? i mean they could put another mac down there and an iphone 7..........

There's no chord. I opened it up and there's nothing there.😑

I really was thiking about that one. Not that i'm stupid. But i can't believe Apple is this greedy

Yup I did that, was not able to restore the chime.

Ranjit Singh Is this true?

He replied the rumor is true

100 people are saying they are first. There is inly one 1st person. The people that say they are forst replied 7 minutes ago

EverythingApplePro Weird. Haven't tested myself, but maybe try not doing the lid opening method of boot up. Unless you have done that, then i'm stumped.

+PCFanatic yeah

However is still stuck with low power gpu, 16Gb of ram and some special consumers ;)

It's ok for what you get. THE PRICE IS UNACCEPTABLE THO

also, too little chnages as well

"Put USB Type C, call it futuristic - but give no VR support" Im pissed by Apple. I sed to think that their products are expensive for quality, but they are just expensive and that's it.

its called what they think is great marketing. they dont realize its not, but they just want to take your money so they intentionally create additional, non included adapters. they also intentionally weaken iphone charger cables so they break and you have to get a new one.

basically, its a bunch of bullshit just for money, which isnt fair

@Pity - Okay, calm down. Apple throw in some cheap headphones so you can in fact listen to your device out of the box. You're acting like they are the world's most amazing headphone and our lives would not be complete if we cannot use the headphones on all devices. I went out and bought some nice Bose QC35s and I can listen to music or other audio on my old MacBook Pro, my new MacBook Pro when it arrives, my iPad Pro or my iPhone 7 Plus. I've learned right away that I do not miss having a cable going to my devices. As for charging your iPhone, it literally comes with a charging cable and adapter you can plug in to any electrical socket, so why do you need to be able to charge it from your computer? And if you do, a person who is spending $3,000 on a laptop can probably afford a little hub that can power multiple devices for $30 or so. A bunch of people whine if Apple don't move quickly enough and a bunch more whine if they change anything. The tech world is always changing, do you really still miss the 30 pin plug or a floppy disk?

@Edwin - First off, fuck off with the sheep thing. You know nothing about me. I'm not going to waste my time explaining my thought process to you, as you probably wouldn't understand it. But just because certain realities don't bother me, doesn't make me a sheep. The problem with people like you is that you want to cling to the past, and you want companies like Apple to keep putting obsolete technology into their products, and get all angry about accepting change. Just think how astonishingly powerful a USB C is compared to the old fashioned USB. I am SO glad it has one foot in the grave. It's big, fat, too slow, has to be plugged in only one way around. I actually thought it was cool that I get four advanced ports on my new computer. I bought a really nice hub that has some legacy USB ports on it, and an SD card reader and HDMI output, and it all runs off one port! Awesome! I could even charge my laptop from that same port and still have three more advanced ports remaining. From a technical standpoint that is unreal. So no, I am not going to whine that Apple didn't leave me with some large antiquated port that will be gone and forgotten in a few years. As for headphones, I'm a frequent flyer, and it's been a revelation switching to wireless. One less wire on a plane is great. I have 20 hours of battery life, and even after that I can still plug into the jack or lightening port if I have to. Not that I'd ever need to listen for more than 20 hours straight. The reason I don't choose to endlessly bitch about Apple, is because I remember the alternative. Clunky, heavy, crappy PCs, with terrible Windows, long boot times, blue screens of death and so on. My company still gives me a PC, and using it is like stepping back in time. But hey, if you want to have a temper tantrum every time technology moves on, have at it.

@Arsalan - It's not 2003. All that stuff can happen via iCloud. But if you did need to plug it in and do it old school, you could buy a $5 adapter, or $35 hub.

Marco Navarro your father?

Marco Navarro wtf

Marco Navarro Lier

Umbra Witch Jeanne liar*

Steve Jobs changed the world, he is truly a genius

Oh k :-/

lol

C.0.R.E Tech literally

C.0.R.E Tech Back then, people would _die_ to get one! Nowadays, they prefer the Nokia.

android guy *triggered and at Apple store*

Thanks for watching :)

link to that knife please?

i dont like it i dont like apple anymore

Josip Belčić no emoji is needed

love apple more than ever .. already bought an USB C cable to a little aluminium space grey hub with hdmi out, 2 USB 3.0 ports, 1 passtru USB C port. and there are already multiple dock or hub like these, so with only 1 USB C connector with apple who puts thunderbolt 3 on it, you can have more than 14 In and out like the OWC docking station with just one USB C plug needed...

very true!

I agree. I have a 2009 Macbook I wanted to upgrade but this is a joke. Why not have USB C with an SD Card slot, USB Slot, Magsafe and HDMI? Implements present and future! The touchbar and thinness have actually added more inconvenience to the laptop.

This obsession they have with sacrificing ports in exchange for a slightly thinner design need to stop

I totally agree with you. Not only that, the base model should also have 512 gb storage. 250 is too small, especially for a product that is supposed to be "pro". I have the Macbook Pro from 2012 without retina, I still think it's portable enough. USB-C, sure it's good but it's stupid that you need to buy adapters if you wanna get this new laptop. And the price tag is just ridicoulus

FlameNGames i actually stopped when they removed the cd slot, i have a 2011 macbook but now i won't be getting a new one with all these stupid "changes" that only force you to buy adapters to use basic computer functions.

It needs to be done.

put it out of its misery

Justin Trinh can't do it .new macbookpro has only usb-c

theres a thing called adapters.

Use the note 7 adaptor = 🎆

I'll try with 2 in the video I'm posting tomorrow.

EverythingApplePro hey

EverythingApplePro try it with all of them, and test if it charges it faster

nice he just gave u a idea give him credit

The battery would probably explode 😂

KenniCrazy yeah I'm happy with my 2015 MacBook Air. Looks like I'll be riding this laptop out until Apple pulls their head out of their ass

Ramon Renteria they never will...

I'm SO glad my 2011 macbook pro i7 machine is still kicking. With the ssd and RAM upgrade the experience is smoking fast. I dont do video rendering or gaming though, so thats probably where the major differences would be.

KenniCrazy same

same. i'll use mine till it dissolves itself. or i'll buy the highest specced 2015 one when mine becomes not powerful enough.

iAppletutorial hahah so real XD

iAppletutorial you are so right

tushaar vishnu Good one ;-)

iAppletutorial shut up lol

LOL!

William Hsieh that's what I'm looking for in the comments

that was obviously a joke

William Hsieh i was thinking the same lol

Glenn is under there too

@toxic lmfao stfu you got me fucked up

don't buy either hackintosh a better laptop instead

Yea but just slightly upgrading the storage on that thing already costs more then the MacBook configurations I want

Blubseven 7 fun fact ssds have come down in prices you can now get them at like $0.20/GB I've seen 1tb ssds in the $100-200 price range

It won't save you money just ports

I'm not getting it straight from Apple and not maxing out the specs all the way so it will save me a little money.

Tomas C K Starbucks white girls are buying them

*Starbucks white blonde girls

$2500 for a macbook pro?? better be a fucking gold macbook

Im sorry but they're not your ports, THE'RE THE LAPTOP'S PORTS U STUPID!

Tomas C K I will buy it. Its amazing device

oh yes they are you silly. haha, i think you dont get it. you need to buy adapters seperately.

Just out of the box? No.

GTX 1060 gaming laptops are lighter than the 15" and cheaper than the 13"

Horrible Neps Gaming Laptops are designed for gamers, this new Macbook Pro is designed for students and other audiences that do not play games on their laptops.

FlameNGames students? You mean the children of a sheikh?

gaming laptop will still nbe better than this piece of shit by miles tho

***** what professional uses a dual core in 2016? What photographer doesn't need an sd card? What if you want to plug in a mouse? What about when you need to use it for a presentation how are you gonna plug in a monitor? What video editor/anyone benefits from a weak gpu or Integrated graphics? This thing is hardly portable to any professional anyways once you take all the dongles and adapters into consideration. Oh and Gaming laptops make great desktop replacement as they can have full desktop gpus while still being quiet portable. Apple clearly missed their target market with their new macbooks.

Rhys Cutting no fuck off

Justin Okoh Windows 10 and iOS 10 my preferred OS's as of right now

Windows 10 Pro is amazing, Apple fanboy.

How about Linux Ubuntu?

You need to do a fresh install. My windows 10 runs fantastic.

Jullius Correia Same, the new apple product are 💩 iphone 7..... the new mac...

looks aren't everything

Orange if I'm playing 1800 for a laptop looks better fuckin matter

glowing apple log -> doesnt matter, just makes the laptop thicker Startup sound -> obnoxious and annoying, would much rather it just started

It'll be like bringing the racial homogeneity back to the West which is clearly never gonna happen 😀

Eric Walker yeah but it's just not good enough

Eric Walker thats what she said

that's so weird!

Do they really?

TheBrownLamb hopefully Apple makes the battery for the next Samsung flagship

Iphones used to have Samsung processors and LG screens. Don't know about the latest ones though. If iPhone gets an OLED screen, it might be a Samsung.

Not realy. Samsung developed their OLED Panel construction and Apple just designed the Software.

Apple dont build batterys. Apple doesnt any have own factorys. Apple is just an designing and Software developing company.

I guess this comes as a surprise to many Apple fans. Many think the hardware is made of something completely different from all the other manufacturers.

You know Apple is really into sustainable energy. Recently they connected a generator to Steve Jobs corpse, but just by removing the headphone jack in the iPhone 7 they were not able to get enough energy to power the new UFO Headquarter so they had to reinvent the new Macbook Pro the way it is. I think this will be enough to make Steve roll in his grave for the next 10 years but don't worry they are planing more things to continue.

usb-A is outdated and isnt any more a macbook thing than a windows thing. backlit apple logo just makes the device thicker and really provides no extra value whatsoever

DutchEastIndianApplePie Macbook 2018: Optional keyboard Macbook 2019:

Nikola Knezevic your comment is soooooooooooo genius I give u a clap

Thanks, i worked so hard to make this comment

give me 0 likes

Courage.

Ruined the iPhone? lol

HühnchenFernsehen Because they can't afford an adapter and stay in the past with their laptop from 2003

so many.

Sorry I'm German so my English is not the best.

Samuel Taboola he never said not to buy it, genius

Soham K if you want to do a dash to replace the comma with a dash ;D

Samuel Taboola whatever that was, it made no sense

He bought it so you don't have to!

Hun7er email apple with that

Hun7er It's already fixed in 10.2 Beta 1(unless I'm testing it the wrong way)

Courage

haha

joel garcia maybe that was Steve jobs vision...

joel garcia portability

So it could snap faster so u can get another one!

quak quak

No

youll explode the battery if does work

Ali Abbas so you can turn it into a note 7

NK ッ I disagree lmfao has absolutely no effect on anything other that you have more options of usability, touch screens are making their way into the professional world everyday, so are high resolution displays and powerful graphics cards, yet Apple claims to have "Professional Device" can't even hit 100% of Adobe RGB

It has a P3 display, so yes, it does hit 100% of sRGB... (it even has 25% more colors, check Apple's website) Anyway, if you want a touchscreen you'll have to live with a glossy display that is probably going to be thicker as well. So there are downsides.

Majo Yumi they have a glossy display already lmfao what would they be losing?

Blake Mathes It is treated with an anti-reflective coating which they would probably have to remove. Also the screen would be thicker, which I already told you.

Blake Mathes it also makes it a pain to clean off the fingerprints

ZAYREZ ya

Apple is a company, Android is an OS. Android is not even a laptop OS.

are you dumb? Microsoft is the computer company, shows how little you know.

LMAO "WINDOWS IS THE COMPUTER COMPANY"

Kyle Rich Surface Pro is from windows

sean mayer fuck off out of here

No, thank you. Do you kiss your ugly bf with that mouth?

sean mayer I think he does more then that (;

sean mayer #KanyeWestForPresident2020 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

RealSupaHotFireVEVO woah bro is that how your mommy taught you? Or did shillary teach you to be so rude?

It's what's up not what'sapp

Hridoy Paul Then don't buy it. Simple as that compared to complaining.

he mada a valid point with that hardware inside

Someone has to be the bad guy and make the first step towards the future. 4 years from now, people will say Apple was ahead of everyone else. Again.

if they still have a usb-A port then there is no reason for companies to move away from usb-a devices

lampali im an extreme apple fan. But this laptop is a piece of shit.

I still have mine, actually. Still use it everyday.

+Jeremiah Dvorak yep. So do I. Sometimes slow at times but a very very good laptop.

TinusTK I went and bought a 2015 MacBook Pro the other day; I wouldn't buy 2016 MacBook Pro even if it was cheaper

exactly my thoughts too.

ye but 2015 model isnt that cheap, i dont wanna pay so much for old ass technology. That model had outdated hardware even in 2015. This year's macbook pro is shit, even the keyboard is annoying to type on and very loud

It’s magsafe not macsafe

UnknownNoob exactly

Cherzong Cha gamong laptop vs macbook two different things for two different reasons

i was thinking that.. then i optioned the previous gen 13" rmbp with 256gb storage and 16gb ram and it ended up being the same price as the new one

Thats what I did. I waited since March for the 2016 MBPs. I gave up the free beats they were giving out over the summer for this. I was so underwhelmed at the announcement and amazed at the high price of the non toucher variant. I gave it a chance though, and bought the 2016 Pro w/o touchbar the day it came out. I loved that laptop so much it was a great piece of hardware and an improvement in so many areas to the 2015. I actually liked the keyboard. But i couldn't justify the pricing hike over the 2015 pro especially since they are almost neck and neck in performance. So I ended up returning the 2016 Pro and buying the 2015 Pro at Micro Center where they were running a deal for the 2015 Pro for only 1000 dollars.

Gabe Newell already have a gaming pc

MaTtY-_ - just push down harder on the screen and bam 3d touch it's very simple

MaTtY-_ - head boi💀 I am sorry but it was really easy to find it

MaTtY-_ - You'll learn all about the iPhone in 2 days or something. Apple is famous for its simplicity and user friendliness.

MaTtY-_ - force touch an app and a menu appears

Me 2 😍

Yes or no

D J Tanner almost 2 years later they still succeding

When Steve Jobs was alive they removed the dvd/cd thingy and you needed dongles so... Steve was all about innovation

Good question

no. your Mac's ports could screw up. check out his video about it.

Yes it charges faster

Yongki Siaw it's a joke..

Yongki Siaw good for you

Yah man i checked its there

Same question here, can some one confirm, because I just ordered an extra cable with my order ....

awe noooo that sucks

I was wondering that. My MacBook pro will be here Tuesday and am interested if that actually exists

Ryan Forest it was a prank :/

Ppl who think you can't game on a mac is ignorant... not everyone plays 4k witcher 3 ultra settings

JuiceMan yep right. Nobody buying Mac for Games MacBook still using Intel HD Graphics I still using My Laptop for Gaming and editing in Vegas Pro 14 but Possible i have planned buy MacBook or iMac for editing.

Elimentus no the extension cable is not included it was just a joke. If you look at the cable you can see that it appears to be tape holding it together or maybe even the original packaging.

um...... i really got an extension cable in the box under the box.........

No, it is a joke

dbagdi1998 buy a mac

or should i make it 2 months and get and sad upgrade?

dbagdi1998 ya!