23 and Him | Episode 137 | NEW RORY & MAL

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Happy Friday! We’re off to a restless start as Baisley runs all over Rory’s house. Today we start with music. Complex names 21 Savage the best rapper of 2022, which leads to NORE and the rumor mill. Coming off of rumors we learn that Rick Rubin hates veganism (everyone collectively challenges Mal’s dietary preference) Staying on food, we break down the recent video of the Doordash stunt at a college basketball game and reminisce on Hood Pranks. Kanye is back on the timeline, but for less controversial reasons. Mal has a theory about a potential reunion with Adidas. This past week was fashion week in Paris so naturally we discussed the importance of the best bitty reveal. America’s favorite police officer is back in the news after a Nashville strip club offers her $10k for a couple nights work. We provide another job she can have at the club. Then comes the most controversial topic of today’s episode. The 23-year-old who looks like a child who’s dating a 26-year-old. Rory and Julian believe this could be a breakthrough. We somehow transition into show-and-tell. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!
Time Stamps
00:00 Intro
00:51 Complex names 21 Savage Best Rapper of 2022
15:35 Rick Rubin Hates Veganism
17:38 Doordash Stunt At A College Basketball Game
29:22 Kanye’s Back
33:49 Fashion Week In Paris
48:06 America’s Favorite Police Officer Offered 10k At A Strip Club
54:00 23 Year Old Dating a 26 Year Old
1:12:58 Show and Tell
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@delenaepperson9148 Жыл бұрын

“Mal what was your favorite subject in school” Edin: History….he was there. 😂

@starmonet69 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@civilenggggg Жыл бұрын

" Im your Kiwi" IS CRAZZZY funny hahahahahhahahah

@panashemurawo1629 Жыл бұрын

Mal saying he brought an 8th to the classroom for show and tell is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@abc9570 Жыл бұрын

The westside Gunn impression was hilarious

@thankyou6610 Жыл бұрын

I love all of Mal’s impressions!!!

@kingraj1948 Жыл бұрын

ÁRTE

@thankyou6610 Жыл бұрын

This pod is underrated af , it’s so so good!!!

@ronj77 Жыл бұрын

Mal impression list is growing with now a spot on Westside Gunn, Nore and the foreign dude from the Drake album!!! 💯😂 Also, I've Definitely Scrambled a few Chicks Eggs!! 🤔 That's when you beat and throw they cycle off 🤣🤣🤣

@DampPandaSauce Жыл бұрын

"A bag of sand."- Julian 😂

@beegnutzz Жыл бұрын

I haven’t listened to this podcast since the first few episodes, and they’ve gotten so much better 🤲🏾 the conversations are flowing and engaging and they a lot more confident.. AND they actually talking about music 😂

@ThePrecprec Жыл бұрын

I loveee these laid back conversations with the full panel they're so funny I cant concentrate 😂👏🏾

@Starboyy__ Жыл бұрын

1:15:15 Edin: “y’all the hardy boys” 😭

@thankyou6610 Жыл бұрын

Eddin’s commentary hits !!!

@RatedKwong1 Жыл бұрын

Rory and Mals pause when Eddin made that kiwi line was amazing loll

@estherdiomi5552 Жыл бұрын

I love how it's only 1 minute, 45 seconds & Rory manages to READ 21 Savage .. Is there anything he can't do?! Looooooollllll

@Brklynzfynest718 Жыл бұрын

"Queen Latifah in Porgy and Bess" lmaooooo BESSIE baby. I'm hollering.

@jruss400 Жыл бұрын

Eden being Mals kiwi 🥝 is disgusting 🤢🤣‼️

@chinative7517 Жыл бұрын

That 3rd 🥚 joke killed me 🤣 It's like Rory couldn't sleep if he ain't get that off

@BigPump89 Жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who gets excited when Baisley makes a appearance?

@rees1025 Жыл бұрын

🖕🏾 Rory for the gold bond comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AboveAve100 Жыл бұрын

I love Baisley lol I saw Rory wear a sweater w her lil face on it 🥺 I want one

@rushawncoldspring Жыл бұрын

Yes

@victoriughh Жыл бұрын

"I don't know if they had a ref" 😭😭😭

@daviddejesus2975 Жыл бұрын

I don't know what's worse, Edin asking, "Would you bang her out?" or Mal saying "Yeah, for sure!" BANG'ER OUT? It sounds like something you do to a dent in metal!

@Brklynzfynest718 Жыл бұрын

"Security of Head" lmaooo Demaris got that off! lmaooo

@danieldesistm2096 Жыл бұрын

Demaris whispering grow up like a mom killed me

@CodyVisuals Жыл бұрын

Mal probing Julian to say Yo, we just copped dis cat is podcast Gold. 🤣

@everythingkey2win Жыл бұрын

"Add utensils add straw" 😂

@JakeLeflair Жыл бұрын

Why does Julian know how the bird fetus taste 😂

@fatfurie Жыл бұрын

the adult version of an scholastic book fair is called a book store. so i go to a book fair every other weekend.

@nia4842 Жыл бұрын

They have book fairs/ festivals, too. Right before the pandemic, more cities were starting adult/family book fairs but were shut down/canceled due to restrictions. It's a little more "entertaining" than a bookstore because of the atmosphere (food, live readings, some music, and author meetings).

@seangotlife9396 Жыл бұрын

"He found a loophole in the system"😂👍🇿🇦

@sinamen516 Жыл бұрын

Yall really found yall stride these last 5 shows!! Keep it up 🙌🏾🙌🏾

@nia4842 Жыл бұрын

Julian: What did you say, Demaris? Demaris: I asked if he ate eggs. Juluan: I thought you said as$ 😂😂😂😂😂 Why, Julian? Why are you like this?

@clint6795 Жыл бұрын

@13:55 MAL: Okay Eddin if you want to be a kiwi, be a kiwi. Eddin: I wannabe YOUR kiwi Mal Mal: np sir be a kiwi *awkard pause* Rory: See, it through you off Mal: yeah but i'm back, im back LMFAO

@kylehill7147 Жыл бұрын

Great pod as usual

@paultaylor3841 Жыл бұрын

These episodes are funny from beginning to end. They are also doing subtle things putting certain people off camera but still letting them chime in.

@TheLetterLBeats Жыл бұрын

Julian’s phrasing on 23 and me is 🥜…

@millardfilmore1403 Жыл бұрын

Lol the KZfaq comments vs the Reddit comments tell me all I need to know. They hatin hatin over there 😂

@barrytaylor8772 Жыл бұрын

Meg has a great future ahead and behind her 😂

@danknowitzki4728 Жыл бұрын

Julez called my mans “Ro” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@civilenggggg Жыл бұрын

Julian " to get her grades up..." this crew is hilarious

@sleender Жыл бұрын

mal's impression of arthur kar on on bs was hilarious... not bad

@ChiefLeaf89 Жыл бұрын

Lmfao. Yo Rory be getting some sick ass jokes off

@MarkDaHabbi Жыл бұрын

And half the time he’s the only one laughing. Dry ass humor

@IzzyTrillz Жыл бұрын

extra sick this episode 💀

@nia4842 Жыл бұрын

@MarkDaHabbi It's his timing. He has good humor, but his comedic timing/delivery is a little off, so it can be awkward.

@MarkDaHabbi Жыл бұрын

@@nia4842 lol that shit be dry…they know it.

@nia4842 Жыл бұрын

@MarkDaHabbi Dry humor is fine. Eddin and Julian have some dry humor, but their timing is a little better than Rory's. Eddin is super quick. Rory's timing and delivery are off most times. Funny, but off.

@Aliferousss Жыл бұрын

Ahhh, 21 Savage + 2 other people = 23 Savage I did the science 😭

@ChadLaw100 Жыл бұрын

Funniest episode thoroughly since that Julian getting left on NYE one

@intellectdlamini8097 Жыл бұрын

he found a loophole in the system 🤣🤣🤣

@TNDRAV Жыл бұрын

Loved it

@sbb82kdb06 Жыл бұрын

I think that was actually a live door dash commercial, the guy was 🎤.

@imerriweather1 Жыл бұрын

Excuse me Mal but the BTROAT - Rosie Perez - "Do The Right Thing" - 1989

@iamnaimtheartist Жыл бұрын

One time there was a shooting at a festival. They used a pic of me walking through the fest as the cover art for the newspaper. My mom called me panicking when she saw it. They should’ve paid me for that

@newfiremusicnet Жыл бұрын

Rory doesn’t know what Likeness means lol

@cookingwitchefzayy8830 Жыл бұрын

I know this going to be R. Kelly favorite pod episode 😂

@kylehill7147 Жыл бұрын

Rory the new Jerry Seinfeld

@thecunninlynguist Жыл бұрын

You should've had the music video convo on the main show...🤣 That convo was hilarious

@painblood9429 Жыл бұрын

Bro 21 is absolutely terrible. Im truly baffled and befuddled 😂

@whocaresnetwork Жыл бұрын

S/O Rory & Mal on the content!

@riverakiomara Жыл бұрын

This was a hilarious episode .. lls

@Cliff11 Жыл бұрын

Rory with all black on , 🤣 he’s hilarious

@nerdSlayerstudioss Жыл бұрын

"Keep up with Drake" like you guys didn't hear his Metro or feature stuff ewwww

@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын

The Atlantic 10 lmaooo

@joeblackwolf17 Жыл бұрын

Rory and Maaaaaaaal ❤

@nia4842 Жыл бұрын

There is an ex officer making 27K a month on Only Fans from mostly pictures. She was fired from her department after having worked there for over two decades after her department found out she had an Only Fans. She's built like an in shape SpongeBob, but there is a market for ex officers. She worked in the department for over 2 decades, so she's no spring chicken, either. She's nearing 50. She just shot her first film. That's only going to make her more money. If that train officer starts an Only Fan with scenes with blk men, she will make at least 27K a month. At least.

@asdzxcqwemnb Жыл бұрын

mal brought the 92 bricks to show and tell

@juicejones102 Жыл бұрын

Rory lost that argument about the young looking woman

@TupacShakurTheDonMakaveli Жыл бұрын

39:34 this should be Baby D’s new drop

@matttheking1655 Жыл бұрын

Wild😆😆😆😆...so true...

@ThePrecprec Жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOO no one caught Edin saying history when D asked Mal his fav subject im crying

@sdk0524 Жыл бұрын

😂 @36:00 I was startled when I saw the movie

@ezralewismusic Жыл бұрын

This episode was funny yo why tf did they have show and tell 😂 like

@Burg0d Жыл бұрын

Adidas did 24 billion in revenue last year but mal says nobody wears adidas if it’s not YEEZY lmao ok

@jeromejenkins151 Жыл бұрын

In the U.S Markey that statement maybe true. In Europe it's definitely not a true statement.

@HOTSEAThaas Жыл бұрын

its art lol

@dmason0033 Жыл бұрын

Had to pause the pod to go see latifah!!! Interesting

@yezfwpt Жыл бұрын

A bag of sand lmaooo

@jazzyfayejj Жыл бұрын

Similar to Malcom X leaving the nation is SICK!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

@ChillyChav Жыл бұрын

The wind of your sails take you to heights you've never seen 🤔

@GAMSEMPIRE Жыл бұрын

I like when u guys talk about kanye its always love

@Stephanie2889 Жыл бұрын

Mal is def wearing a faja this pod 😂💰

@shugarae1 Жыл бұрын

😁😁😁 Stop it! Mal isn't that big.

@aishad8130 Жыл бұрын

13:50 CLASSIC MOMENT 💰

@jermolx Жыл бұрын

Aint 21 the clown that lied about being from london and tried to say he was born and raised in atlanta?

@wpbdog1625 Жыл бұрын

Hey Mal Ivy Park is Adidas 🤫🤫🤫🤫 Y'all just be talking 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BlackMFVelvet Жыл бұрын

This episode should have been called Doja's Deli

@LilCCorleone Жыл бұрын

There have been times that I made a doordash delivery and they taped the straw

@TheFlyHighZone Жыл бұрын

I'm your kiwi is CRAZY!!

@twanmack2686 Жыл бұрын

9:30 😂 😂 😂

@percnowitzki4785 Жыл бұрын

I lowkey hate hearing mal takes when it comes to Drake and Hov cause it always the same everything is great, they never do no wrong in his eyes

@scrillasofly Жыл бұрын

I swear lol

@nia4842 Жыл бұрын

For Mal, everyone is blessed by being in their presence.

@barrytaylor8772 Жыл бұрын

Legally she is of age. So that's alot better than her being a underage teen.

@erich1070 Жыл бұрын

58:00 why he look like Parks from the JBP?🤔🤣

@jonbois9802 Жыл бұрын

Man I remember when Doja cat and 21 were a joke literally on the net now these 2 are damn near the biggest artist

@mosreal0000 Жыл бұрын

“They’re a little runny after Plan-B” is one of Rory’s all-time wildest one-liners…

@nofreehooks Жыл бұрын

Craaaazy lmaoo he be shooting from halfcourt no-look!

@peaceiladel83 Жыл бұрын

@@nofreehooks lmao agreed! 🤣

@lyrikalremedy2387 Жыл бұрын

I'm watching this live. He just made that joke. How did yaw hear that 3hrs ago?? Lol

@BlackMaskMickey Жыл бұрын

Yeah that was pretty fucking wild 😂

@nia4842 Жыл бұрын

@Lyrikal Remedy Audio comes out a day before video.

@marlonburke5740 Жыл бұрын

Y’all Not Showing Julian Enough Love, He Put Up 50 In The Third In That 23 & 26 Year Old Conversation 🤞🏼 Julian & Rory = Klay & Steph

@anthonynorman4062 Жыл бұрын

Tik tok and fentanyl is fuckin HILARIOUS!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@KatoOnTheTrack1 Жыл бұрын

Adidas, a German company will not re align with Kanye West.

@gandalfhodl8723 Жыл бұрын

Lol Mal gotta wake up to the vegan thing

@taywilcox1374 Жыл бұрын

They scrambled the votes now you can't scramble your eggs 😂

@UnkBurney Жыл бұрын

Rory please hold Mal to this Adidas statement

@kikuchusss Жыл бұрын

The debate about the 26 year old and 23 year old woman who looks 12. Rory says it sick that this 26 year old is attracted to her. But If the guy was her age. He would still look older. would the 23 year old be wrong to take interest? And who would she have to date before she became the pedi? She would have to date either a grown man with the same disorder. Or date a 12 year old or a junior high/ high school boy that looks like he hasn't yet hit puberty. Then she would become the sicko. How does she find love?

@Kurovespertine Жыл бұрын

Do they talk about You People? Lol I watched that movie and all I thought was Jonah took Rory's role lol

@therealchiefa1 Жыл бұрын

Please cut the D mic

@shantamonique Жыл бұрын

Nias been working working she’s promoting the best man, that movie I can’t remember the name and you people which was hilarious . She’s outside cuz she’s single and working/promoting

@lastlvl Жыл бұрын

I’m your kiwi? 🤢

@houstonward7780 Жыл бұрын

Yo I love baby D 😂😂

@thankyou6610 Жыл бұрын

I love you Mal so much !!! I want to be your kiwi too ❤❤❤❤❤❤

@dontworry5897 Жыл бұрын

How westside gunn say (art)

@Naitsirk1 Жыл бұрын

Hov with the GOD DID verse already make him the better rapper of the year than 21. He had more sick bars in that verse than 21 had the whole year + more

@sh3rm6x81 Жыл бұрын

but you know going viral is sadly more important

@Naitsirk1 Жыл бұрын

@@sh3rm6x81 guess so

@natethompson8740 Жыл бұрын

LOL