CONSPIRA-POD | Episode 144

CONSPIRA-POD | Episode 144 | NEW RORY & MAL

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Күн бұрын

Put your tin foil hats on. We have more of our team’s 23andMe results! Eddin’s results are shocking and Julian shares his dad’s results. Rory shares his racist family map, while Mal is related to English royalty somehow. Then we discuss how different reactions are to violent tragedies from the past. This leads to a prison TikTok conversation and somehow ends with Beyonce. Should we get into our conspiracy bag? Why not. We discuss alien technology, historical events, Mars, transgender ET, and zombies. Speaking of Zombies, ‘I Am Legend 2’ is in the works. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more
Time Stamps:
00:00 Intro
03:26 DNA Testing Results
14:55 Tragedies From the Past
32:06 Prison TikToks
44:33 Conspiracy Takeover
1:05:57 ‘I Am Legend 2’
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Пікірлер: 355

@MyChannel-ul3tm Жыл бұрын

You do not tip for takeout that’s crazy. And you dont tip for gas in NJ or any full service gas station bc you dont have the option to pump it yourself. Those are salaried workers- you are not expected to tip them

@oldiesLOVER329 Жыл бұрын

Oregon is the same with gas. I tipped the first 3 times when I moved here… then realized that’s not a thing. 😂

@christophermccrea7133 Жыл бұрын

Facts.

@sinamen516 Жыл бұрын

you should tip at the restaurant imo, most likely it was prepared by someone making like $5/hr every little bit helps esp given our national min wage is at poverty levels. If someone provides you a service, you reward them by tipping, which was D's point. It doesnt have to be a lot. Gas is understandable if they are salaried.

@superdutypedro4915 Жыл бұрын

@5:20 Julian said "even your bloodline is undocumented." Can't believe they missed that one lmao!!!

@donte7318 Жыл бұрын

On gawd, they be missing some gems 🤣🤣🤣

@airconditioning.8278 Жыл бұрын

You know Julian’s friend were all the guys that claim Julian as the “I have a black friend” friend

@waynewalters4987 Жыл бұрын

For sure! 🤣

@Frankie88909 Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@davontemclain4468 Жыл бұрын

Tipping take out is the wildest shit I’ve ever heard Lmfaooo Damaris just be talking to talk sometimes

@niles2467 Жыл бұрын

Bro it’s insane

@channeldirty7 Жыл бұрын

I stg she misheard that and when she realized it she just kept going harder and harder smh she sounded wild 😂 then how she tried to express how difficult it is to place your food in a bag and make it professional looking had me rofl I lost it

@thecunninlynguist Жыл бұрын

They try to sneak it in now and days. I'm like nope sorry.

@ldope3904 Жыл бұрын

They gotta take her mic away ASAP. Most horrendous takes. She’s prob a great person, but she’s adds zero value to the pod other than to argue her terrible takes

@FlipStar26 3 ай бұрын

SUPERFACTS. I'll tip on ordered-in deliveries, but NEVER TAKE-OUT.

@aishah5244 Жыл бұрын

Demaris just solidified my theory that prison life has been romanticized in media within the last five - ten years.

@danoneamiss2839 Жыл бұрын

Prison life has been romanticized since the creation of the "stop snitching" campaign

@thecunninlynguist Жыл бұрын

@@danoneamiss2839before that. It's been since forever.

@markustillman7271 Жыл бұрын

You sleeping under a rock....it shouldn't have taken her for you to realize this....

@millardfilmore1403 Жыл бұрын

Of course. This is deliberate. The state requires prisons for various reasons, it’s a mechanism of control and forced labor. America is, at its core, a carceral state. So narratives which “romanticize” or minimize their horror naturally works to bolster the system.

@aishah5244 Жыл бұрын

@@markustillman7271 Is that what “solidified” means? 🙃

@felicia3844 Жыл бұрын

As a corrections nurse, I just want to let y’all know prison is not it for any amount of money 😂😂😂

@TheSidik10 Жыл бұрын

But you voluntarily go in every time you go to work 🤷🏿‍♂️

@Joglo8 Жыл бұрын

You fine what’s yo ig

@davidearle7209 Жыл бұрын

I was yelling at my screen when they were taking about how easy 5 yrs would be lmao

@davidearle7209 Жыл бұрын

@@TheSidik10 that’s the thing it’s voluntary, and she can go home at the end of the day lol

@felicia3844 Жыл бұрын

@@TheSidik10 it’s a big difference between going to work and being sentenced to prison. The rules don’t apply to me so what point were you trying to make?

@thecunninlynguist Жыл бұрын

some interesting conspiracies. Also nice you giving out the Julian saga for free. That was a hilarious finale.

@ashleygarrison9082 Жыл бұрын

I can’t wait to watch the documentary for the DC Sniper. The news literally told us to run zig zag. Wild times.

@northrndisordr9219 Жыл бұрын

Shit I remember that . I was 12 in montana and I definitely remember that

@KristenMonet Жыл бұрын

Wild times!!

@Blackguysensai Жыл бұрын

My dad has the same opinion as Rory. My dad (65 y/o) said he remembers when color TV's got cheap then suddenly a bunch of technology came out rapidly. ..As if someone came and said here's how you do this this and this.

@mr.simonphoenix7181 Жыл бұрын

More like global conflict led to the most powerful countries in the world pooling their most brilliant minds & giving them unlimited resources...

@bpnation37 Жыл бұрын

Silicon bro. Changed the world

@atlga40us Жыл бұрын

Demaris lying like hell… she slept with that man at 16 😂 36:51

@legendarymar1469 Жыл бұрын

cause right b4 that she said they never talked again

@bullykingjonah8391 Жыл бұрын

Can't wait till she's off the pod

@MrIcenice44 Жыл бұрын

@@bullykingjonah8391 relax 😂😂😂😂

@abtshoni Жыл бұрын

Julian thinks people be casually smashing in prison 😂😂😂

@tebogomkhaliphi5074 Жыл бұрын

The chemistry is solid, pod getting better by the episode. Good stuff.

@hansjean-gilles603 Жыл бұрын

I agree with Rors, we have to stop tipping people for simply fulfilling their job responsibilities. In my mind, I am only tipping if you do your job exceptionally well or you have gone above and beyond your job duties, whether it be by initiative or really courtesy alone.

@thecunninlynguist Жыл бұрын

Tipping is only a thing here in America. It's wild that other countries think we nuts for tipping. We gotta up wages

@karlwoodberry2768 Жыл бұрын

Cuz other countries pay there workers actual money.

@QB94 Жыл бұрын

1:08:54 That awkward slience as everyone processed was hilarious af

@p_vic_7 Жыл бұрын

Yoooo, Julian got the whole pod stuck. He broke the matrix 😂

@BlackFireXS Жыл бұрын

God-tier content from our Nigerian this episode 🇳🇬

@ldope3904 Жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooo hit em with the Draw 4 and skip turn card 😂😂😂

@ayerion Жыл бұрын

Thank you for not cutting that part out! 😂😂😂

@jibrilbuilder2668 Жыл бұрын

Salute to Rory for having the integrity to drop that UFO and Human being Alien segment. Peace Peace this address will give listeners a broader understanding of the UFOs

@jibrilbuilder2668 Жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nrJpo7R-psvdpY0.html

@shivasamadhi Жыл бұрын

Ayo I like the point Julian was making. The fact that as a species we automatically choose violence when faced with the unknown is really wild. Plus let’s be fucking serious, if these beings could figure out interstellar/intergalactic travel, and we over here still waiting on Elon to take his ass next door to Mars… We got no chance in a fight tbh. And don’t say shit about nukes cause using those has always been a double edged sword

@RomanteTV Жыл бұрын

This episode was a 10/10 🤣

@lovelycheryl Жыл бұрын

Im soooo glad y'all kept "yellow" 😆😆😆😆 That.was.just top tier! LOL

@tmc2710 Жыл бұрын

Living in VA during the DC Sniper run was crazy af

@sbb82kdb06 Жыл бұрын

Great pod,the energy was great and seemed like everybody was synced. I never miss a pod,keep up the good work and keep them coming.

@MikeDiggity Жыл бұрын

Ya'll rock for the spotify bonus content! I've been wanting to hear the part 2!!! 😁

@tmc2710 Жыл бұрын

Naaaah Julian got them jokes off lowkey 🤣

@kerendiaz4695 Жыл бұрын

Lmao 57:15 so glad you guys went there this episode 🤣🤣

@weirdalpopovich Жыл бұрын

DC sniper times were wild in the area, I remember we had to get off the school bus one bus at a time and run into the school behind barriers they had put up, only indoor recess, no after school activities etc. I remember how scared people were to stop anywhere. It really impacted like every part of our lives.

@Brklynzfynest718 Жыл бұрын

"Oh you think I'm Creole?" lmaooooo PLEASE

@naimavibes6340 Жыл бұрын

10 mins in and I’m already laughing my butt off. Oh you think I’m Creole 😭😭 and Eddin being a white man

@B.Phrase06 Жыл бұрын

Lmao as a nigga that was in school during the DC sniper Them boys had us running in zigzag to get water and we had indoor recess for like a month 🤣 smh

@LilHellmanns Жыл бұрын

Rory right about the tipping imho. The tipping for takeout is kinda wild unless you tipping for McDonald’s too. Delivery and a sit down restaurant is different.

@youngalou100 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 mal hugging that pillow/thing is crazy 😅😅

@jerodhogue7885 Жыл бұрын

I remember walking to school durning the DC sniper crazy time in the DMV

@christophermccrea7133 Жыл бұрын

That must've been wild.

@jerodhogue7885 Жыл бұрын

@@christophermccrea7133 absolutely especially the whole white van/truck conspiracy

@FranciscoSanchezXO Жыл бұрын

Finally caught up to the best POD IN THE FUCKIN WORLD . Ayo Reddit be hating on my guy juilian fr 💀 he cool. I need more Maris in my life tho 🫦

@MillZ56 Жыл бұрын

@kerendiaz4695 Жыл бұрын

He was funny this pod, not gonna lie lol

@bullykingjonah8391 Жыл бұрын

Demaris is a 🤡

@yomrap6931 Жыл бұрын

Nobody should volunteer to get locked up but they left out the violence factor and being able to protect yourself in prison. I can see Demaris surviving better than any of them 😂😂

@lungelobaba9942 Жыл бұрын

They should have conspiracy segment every pod from culture to the universe at large

@LoneGRoEnt Жыл бұрын

Conspiracies use to be ideas back in the days. Today a conspiracy is an unpopular truth. C-Vd Virus being man made and weaponized was an unpopular truth. Unpopular to those at the top of the food chain.

@newrorynmal Жыл бұрын

🛸🛸🛸

@ermackoresh6282 Жыл бұрын

@@newrorynmal y’all heard about the ball that washed up in Japan yet?

@pvilla Жыл бұрын

First full pod since beginning of 2022 appreciate it guys hopefully next ones 90% similar

@fairusecity Жыл бұрын

lol...leave them ninja's alone is hilarious....lol exactly

@obizz3658 Жыл бұрын

Demaris coming out looking like Yung MA....you missed that?! hahahaha Julien!

@rascalmania Жыл бұрын

This pod is dope! Thx for the funny and friendly convos. I hope you all end up on Bar Stool

@WestsideManollo242 Жыл бұрын

A bunch a Edins is fkn hilarious 😢😂😂😂😂😂😂 Julian is actually hilarious

@neondarknessor Жыл бұрын

I haven't seen one of those movies."-Rory 😂🤣💀

@libking409 Жыл бұрын

Rory tripping, as a Nork native i show love with the tips. 17:32

@primereholmes9685 Жыл бұрын

Definitely a top 10 episode and they filling up.

@tom_broski Жыл бұрын

Yo why did mal turn into druski for 5 secs right after rory say any of those movies. 😆 🤣 😂

@roderickstreet5890 Жыл бұрын

TC interlude was 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@bryancole4022 Жыл бұрын

I'm not tipping for an accommodation that I'm forced to use lol I was under the impression in Jersey you weren't even allowed to pump your own gas, The worker has to do it for you lol

@MsJae-md3ep Жыл бұрын

I’ve been in Jersey my whole life. I traveled to Florida and sat at the gas station for a good minute before I realized, oh shit I gotta do this myself!! 🤦🏾‍♀️ I appreciate the gas attendants now…but I still don’t tip!! Lmao

@PaperChaserLa Жыл бұрын

Nah damaris was hella wrong on the Mac and cheese 😂😂😂

@bullykingjonah8391 Жыл бұрын

She's racist af.. can't stand her one bit

@PriyaG Жыл бұрын

I was a child during the DC sniper and I vividly remember them just telling us to run zig zag and we were allowed outside! There were no protocols 😅

@redworm3030 Жыл бұрын

Supposed to tip the kitchen on takeout. D hustlin back of the house lol

@YoungZues850 Жыл бұрын

This was a good episode

@nikjonestravel Жыл бұрын

Julian brought up a really good point with the think piece on aliens and violence

@peaceiladel83 Жыл бұрын

@56:55 Rory went off!! 😂😂😂

@lungelobaba9942 Жыл бұрын

This gonna be a good one lol

@brieljones23 Жыл бұрын

The hello kitty keychain 😂😂😂

@p_vic_7 Жыл бұрын

I love how a balloon = aliens. How about, it was just a balloon?! All this time building spaceships, when all we had to do is go to party city.. lol

@Andre-mh2ez Жыл бұрын

DC Sniper had us walking in figure 8s & not in a straight line. It was sick. Moms had me pumping gas & moving around while I was waiting.

@SergMilli Жыл бұрын

Is it me or was this pod already posted and then removed for some reason?

@IamRoJax Жыл бұрын

Y'all need to bring back sleepers some how Fr. 💯

@dretheman123 Жыл бұрын

Daramis’s back to back wrong takes had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣. First the Mac and Cheese topic, and then the tipping ideology. What type of time she on man 😂😂😂

@bullykingjonah8391 Жыл бұрын

Can't stand her at all, she needs to get booted from the pod

@kikuchusss Жыл бұрын

This episode. Wow! Everyone is so good and they aren't doing it purposely. They just got the "it" factor.

@user-nn7ct3hk7c Жыл бұрын

29:00 bro wtf was that 😂

@Rooftopdarling Жыл бұрын

He said Sir Biggs 🤣🤣😂😂 🤴🏿

@Kurovespertine Жыл бұрын

17:46 this how you know they not from Nj. Tipping?? What in the I’m Just That Rich is this lol I’m rolling with Rory 100% lmao. Same with the pick up.

@spicygiggle Жыл бұрын

School was definitely closed for two weeks in lower Manhattan after 9/11 😂

@nathiya04 Жыл бұрын

Rory you’re so off about the Indian and India thing! 🤣🤣🤣

@STARSFashionArtLove Жыл бұрын

Nasty work!🤣👽💖

@pat4592 Жыл бұрын

The Michael B Jordan slander is wild 😂

@BelikeMike47 Жыл бұрын

28:45 😂😂😂😂😂

@luisslivajr1613 Жыл бұрын

I get it when people say it's better without a guest ............I'll listen either way but this is hilarious

@toreishiig Жыл бұрын

Listening to you all review edins ancestry was painful. Like I feel like a genius now for going to public school and still knowing more about history than 4 New Yorkers. 🙃

@dorcaslarry8014 Жыл бұрын

Now I need to know what book Rory is talking about

@shenellrichardson4936 Жыл бұрын

Im with Damaris! Im not tryna survive a zombie apocalypse

@brandonvereen6270 Жыл бұрын

If you off urself it's a strong possibility you'll end up a zombie🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

@shenellrichardson4936 Жыл бұрын

@@brandonvereen6270 dont they have to bite me while im alive??? Imma be gone before it happens 😂😂

@Donn_G Жыл бұрын

Julian saying Martha Stewart is blacker than gunna is wild😂😂😂

@MillZ56 Жыл бұрын

Rory in his alien bag this month>>>

@Sir.Leek. Жыл бұрын

Rory talking knowledge on the alien stuff no cap

@laurenfinesse Жыл бұрын

They kept it 😩😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😩😩

@theTOME02 Жыл бұрын

Man I love eddin 🤣🤣 I loved since flagrant he’s goofy funny

@Studda_Andretti Жыл бұрын

614 ! I love the buckeyes and the OSU campus 💪🏾

@silentsage2462 Жыл бұрын

All the stuff Rory said about humans being given the knowledge of how to advance technologically was talked about by Alex Jones in that famous JRE pod. Eventually AJ will be forgiven for Sandy Hook and ppl will realize the hundreds of things he’s been right about.

@peaceiladel83 Жыл бұрын

Ayo! $1400 for two tickets is insane! I better get a bag of that Za-zah with that ticket!

@Xornicus Жыл бұрын

You're not supposed to tip takeout lol

@celesteascent5500 Жыл бұрын

As someone not from America I didn't understand the tipping conversation at all. When did it become mandatory in the US?

@tarsi00 Жыл бұрын

In Canada Mac and cheese means someone cooked it home made and baked it. We call the kraft one KD. Kraft dinner. Idk how or why that started.

@thekingdomofcoffbizz5638 Жыл бұрын

Im born and raised in DC...I started my freshman year in college August 2002 in PA...if I didn't...I could've been a victim...that shit was nuts...

@kia8750 Жыл бұрын

I was a teen during the dc sniper and we were scared as shit but continued as normal

@bluupill Жыл бұрын

The thumbnails my be better then the actual pod

@ldope3904 Жыл бұрын

I’m with Rory. Oregon also has gas station workers who pump your gas and they don’t expect tips. Also for takeout, tipping is unnecessary. We live in the USA, yet people still feel entitled to certain things even when its their job.

@ldope3904 Жыл бұрын

Also used to be a server, Demaris is a clown. It’s YOUR job 😂 I already paid for the food and service. A tip is a tip for GOOD service, not for doing your jib regularly with a smug look and attitude in your loud voice

@Osama_bin_Gaming Жыл бұрын

The one time I tipped the gas station guy, I thought I paid him and he finished pumping my gas. I pulled the gas line out as I pulled off. Smh

@av026 Жыл бұрын

I’m with Rory. I’m not tipping for take out

@TrademarkTheGod Жыл бұрын

Rory don’t speak for jersey 🤣 we tip gas station employees 🤣🤣

@TrademarkTheGod Жыл бұрын

Rory you’re underestimating the intelligence of Einstein 🤣 you’re the same man who said it was crazy that Germany “won” the war with automation and their technology after the conflict 😂