The Best Friends describe how the encounters that occur when you try to be a good person to someone are never worth it Taken from Super Best Friendcast 89 - "Three-fifths of a Podcast" superbestfriendsplay.com/serie...
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@TheSergio10212 жыл бұрын
"Why does that girl have a hyphen in her name?" Liam had like a 1% hit rate, but his crit rate was 110%
@darkslayer1161 Жыл бұрын
Too bad his luck and strength haven't been leveled....
@ArtsyFoxo7 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather have it escalate to a knife fight" -Patrick Boivin(2016)
@kevinkrf7 жыл бұрын
GrayFoxxG who? Do you mean Patrick (the face) fuckboivin?
@montgomerynovak21942 жыл бұрын
"What are you gonna do, stab me?" - man who wanted to get stabbed
@malikoniousjoeАй бұрын
All these years later and I totally understand this sentiment. Minor social faux pas and having to deal with rude dickheads is infinitely exhausting and a 100% lose lose. Either they piss you off and leave you feeling that way or you tell them off and then get to feel guilty and embarassed for making a scene of it. Violence is easy. You either run from it and everyone totally understands and respects your now free escape from dealing with this individual or you win the fight and get to knock some sense into a moron. Even if they win the fight, as long as they instigate you can either win in civil court or you get stabbed and get to escape dealing with them being annoying via ambulance trip. Violence is fast and resolves the problem one way or another, but trying to calmly and rationally escape while remaining socially polite is long and tedious and doesn’t work on socially inept toolboxes looking to waste your life.
@unversedhero60286 жыл бұрын
Just imagine Woolies hyena cackle within the confines of an airplane... My god, you could make a horror movie out of that.
@goodninji83 жыл бұрын
"Oh God...he's on the plane, too."
@ZayIvory77 жыл бұрын
"Stop Talking... Stop STOP TALKING!" lmao
@tailedgates97 жыл бұрын
XDXD
@AgentJaffacakes6 жыл бұрын
I think Liam tapped into some assassin creed tapping into memory's of his ancestors type shit and went full french.
@GammaWolf997 жыл бұрын
It sounds like Liam's French Ancestry is showing
@Samm8157 жыл бұрын
You mean English?
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat3 жыл бұрын
I guess we’ll never know
@iainlidster77727 жыл бұрын
Pat has never experienced a titan of this class before.
@correctedsun7 жыл бұрын
You know, if I went to China, and I saw a Five Guys with the subtitle "We sell burgers and fries, and sometimes milkshakes", I wouldn't be surprised.
@Edward-Not-Elric4 жыл бұрын
(3 year necro) But Five Guys already has the subtitle "Burgers and Fries." Its even printed on their cups lol
@Abdega3 жыл бұрын
@@Edward-Not-Elric It’s the “and sometimes milkshakes” he’s talking about
@jules25813 жыл бұрын
“You throwing shade on Trudeau?” Damn, I think he does pretty good by himself these days.
@TheSergio10212 жыл бұрын
Pat called him a hero, that was the wrongest Pat had ever been
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
Cue “the new thing that happens”
@austindoolittle2914 Жыл бұрын
@@TheSergio1021 Pat activated crazy talk much to the dismay of Canadians
@malikoniousjoeАй бұрын
There’s no way he does it all by himself, someone has to help him reach the hard to cover spots. Don’t want any white to show through lest your passionate costuming look inauthentic or anything.
@liarman87943 жыл бұрын
"Trudeu is a hero." -Pat "Blackface" Boivin
@LieutenantAmerica7 жыл бұрын
"There's a reason I'm on the business end here."
@MiaowGaiGar6 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong. Matt doesn't get enough credit on that front.
@malikoniousjoe6 жыл бұрын
LieutenantAmerica Matt "Diplomacy" McMuscles
@MostLikelyMortal7 жыл бұрын
And THIS is why Pat doesn't go to Cons
@trenchcoatjoe18915 жыл бұрын
"No, I'm from Montreal!" Always gets me
@roguespartan3457 жыл бұрын
Is this why Liam quit the super best friends? Because he called every American filthy and he buckled under the pressure of Americas giant bald eagle mech?
@MiaowGaiGar6 жыл бұрын
He'd never felt a pressure like that before.
@apexpredator69604 жыл бұрын
Didn't he dead ass get a panic attack when he found out Woolie and Pat got a deal from Rooster Teeth?
@Maioly3 жыл бұрын
@@apexpredator6960 that was a lie he just used panic attack and anxiety as an excuse to get out when the real reason was that he got into a fight with pat. And as someone who suffers from life crippling anxiety issues, I will never forgive his lying ass for using this real ass, soul crushing, life ruining condition as a fucking excuse.
@MrLego31603 жыл бұрын
@@Maioly you uh... got any sources on that?
@Maioly3 жыл бұрын
@@MrLego3160 The announcement when he originally left said it was about anxiety, but then later it became public knowledge it was due to personal issues with pat.
@varietywiarrior4 жыл бұрын
Oh, Liam. Big talk for somebody from my hat.
@jackmehoff995710 ай бұрын
mat lent his daredevil book to pat, proof that they were friends.
@RioGascar7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Snips snips is probably needed on the pod cast now
@SANDWICHshuriken7 жыл бұрын
Woolie used his summoning jutsu to get mr snip snip and then mr snip snip got fucking bodied by liams "racist-tirade" no jutsu
@unamusedrohan16667 жыл бұрын
This hero needs to be on the podcast
@System5097 жыл бұрын
I actually did walk away from an old lady who fell over once. I had been watching a lot of a show called the real hustle at the time and instantly assumed she was trying to mess with me or something.
@manuelmateo33926 жыл бұрын
System509 Jesus Christ.
@thewraithwriter224 жыл бұрын
A real hero
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat5 ай бұрын
If I was that old woman I would’ve thanked you leaving me there
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat3 жыл бұрын
12:14 I would literally open a man-hole and disappear into the sewers like the tmnt rather than deal with that shit
@Jaller1015147 жыл бұрын
This was probably my favorite episode of their podcast.
@DRRC487 жыл бұрын
Racist Liam is best Liam.
@DRRC487 жыл бұрын
So I should have put "xenophobic Liam is best Liam" then?
@ronyncato72067 жыл бұрын
Not really xenophobic, just really arrogantly expecting Americans to give a crap who Tim Horton is/was. (No, I will not look on wiki to see if he's still alive)
@TomboTime7 жыл бұрын
I mean technically American is a race if you're referring to the Natives.
@jwal71907 жыл бұрын
Canadian Nationalist Liam is best Liam
@zombyjano7 жыл бұрын
*whispers into your ear* your nationality is shit.
@turboyabo8647 жыл бұрын
pat going to physical harm first, against some one that will all was haunt the jostar family
@turboyabo8647 жыл бұрын
also black people meet dot .com why is matt on black people meet .com that a story for another day
@SomeRandomJackAss7 жыл бұрын
That ending...
@KublaiGenghis7 жыл бұрын
its pretty good. this is my favorite podcast. Matt then proceeds to shit on all black people
@thebreakfastmegapowers35257 жыл бұрын
Well whatever 3/5s of people they actually can claim anyways
@GermanKinsmen7 жыл бұрын
"This guy reminds me of Sonic a little bit" Matt what the fuck
@toxiccrocattackgaming61456 жыл бұрын
I find that when people get in your face about shit, its because they are under the impression that you will not stand up to them. In almost EVERY scenario I've had where someone got in my face about shit (up to and including possible gang members) if you just stay calm and say "if you want this to be a problem, I can make it a problem. Lets go," they usually just fuck off. But you have to be prepared to follow through.
@darkslayer1161 Жыл бұрын
Be huge, no one fucks with hugeness
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
6:34 I like that this guy is proud enough to admit publicly that he pays for sex, willfully when other options ARE present
@themachoechidnaugandarandy758311 ай бұрын
Rape?
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat5 ай бұрын
An invisible reply?
@GoadFilms7 жыл бұрын
American can confirm, there is nothing worse than getting harassed by some dude for liquor money going into a 7-11 for gas, I just wanna say "no I don't care you lost your job and no Im not gonna give you money because you are GOING to spend it no booze" fucking the worst. BTW learning Spanish, growing a beard, getting a tan is the perfect way to avoid it, I just speak with a thick Andalusian accent and that turns them off
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
I just pretend to be deaf or hard of hearing when I don’t want to talk to a stranger. Like what are you gonna check if the deaf guy is really deaf? Social loopholes are perfect sometimes
@ArtsyFoxo7 жыл бұрын
Again, another amazing bit from the podcast.
@QuesoGr72 жыл бұрын
Liam just leaning into that xenophobia lol
@GodsRighthandman11 ай бұрын
i have watched this so. many. times
@fewglow5076 Жыл бұрын
They didn't know about Trudeau
@ScorpioTheScorpion15035 жыл бұрын
So... I kinda experienced this during my first month of work. I was helping an older woman with her groceries to her car, and I made the mistake of asking her how her day was. She then proceeds to reveal that she’s had a... let’s just say that it has been a depressing couple of months for her.
@calska1403 жыл бұрын
Has pat ever lived in a big city? In case it needs to be repeated: DON'T FUCKING TALK OR MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THAT GUY.
@ScorpioTheScorpion15037 жыл бұрын
4:34 *Menacing...*
@toastofcatbread32077 жыл бұрын
AKA that one podcast where everyone talks over everyone else.
@tailedgates97 жыл бұрын
They need to get that guy on a podcast. XD "Come on man, you just gotta live a little."
@U-Flame6 жыл бұрын
"I would rather turn this to a knife fight!"
@attackofthecopyrightbots6 жыл бұрын
1:44 pat channeling joe budden here
@ronyncato72067 жыл бұрын
I was with Liam until 1:05.
@tricksterhuaun7 жыл бұрын
He's right though.
@ronyncato72067 жыл бұрын
He was right; until 1:05.
@ronyncato72067 жыл бұрын
There's no distinction as far as the rest of the world is concerned.
@djinnhoopa75997 жыл бұрын
He fucked up at 1:05
@liamjm92785 жыл бұрын
"They hated Jesus because he told them the truth"
@darkslayer1161 Жыл бұрын
We, as a certified American, I dare say more American then Matt himself, I can say, we are all dirtbags, and we don't deserve to be remembered.
@jesselindsey97602 жыл бұрын
STOP TALKING STOP TALKING
@icyfirefists6 жыл бұрын
Am i the only person that thinks that Mats voice is Pats voice and then that Pats voice is Woolies voice unless Woolie is in the same room and that if Woolie is in the same toom then Pats voice is Matts voice? I must be.
@xtremegamer71986 жыл бұрын
I went through a weird period where I thought Pat's voice was Matt's voice and Matt's voice was Pat's voice. MAINLY because Matt's voice sounded a bit similar to a friend of mine, who is a ginger.
@malikoniousjoeАй бұрын
When I first started watching them I mixed Matt and Pat up a lot. Woolie and Liam always sounded distinct but Matt and Pat didn’t for some reason.