My favorite thing about Woolie's history with Super Best Friends is hearing them make up all this fake lore about him before he became a full-time member and then later finding out that the real lore is far more ridiculous.
@LieutenantAmerica7 жыл бұрын
Woolie has become purified anime.
@diegomedina9637 Жыл бұрын
Exept the part where he killed a guy. That shit is real.
@CheezVT Жыл бұрын
@@diegomedina9637The funniest part about Woolie Killing A Guy is that there are *two* different contexts. There's obviously the football story, but there's ALSO the story about this guy in his friend group who's a piece of shit so he called him out on Facebook and tagged LITERALLY every single person on his friend's list so everyone could see it. That person more or less disappeared from the internet after
@NamesSmeg Жыл бұрын
@@CheezVTI can't even find the post anymore.
@CheezVT Жыл бұрын
@@NamesSmeg kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oteAmq2c2bDVlIU.html There ya go buddy
@JVarley90018 жыл бұрын
Woolie's a fucking Game of Thrones character.
@SkulloMad8 жыл бұрын
He's a JoJo character.
@JVarley90018 жыл бұрын
RadicalMongoose He's a Game of Jojo character. I wonder what Tyrion Lannister's Stand would be?
@MantraMan20778 жыл бұрын
+Mr. Creazil Cheap Trick. Except it doesn't kill you.
@SkulloMad8 жыл бұрын
Mr. Creazil So your saying he's of the Zeppli bloodline? What chapter does he die for Matt and Patt?
@JVarley90018 жыл бұрын
RadicalMongoose I don't know, but if I learned anything from horror movies he'll die first.
@isthisajojoreference2 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in the deep depths of Woolie's family tree there's a hidden note scribbled out that says "Woolie is Marika"
@Kuroganekisaki8 жыл бұрын
I like to call this chapter "Madden: BLOODLINES"
@obermegalutschoar8 жыл бұрын
I imagine this scenario where Woolie lands in some country he has never been before and as soon as he steps off the plane everyone has rainbow dreads and looks exactly like him.
@KingHalbatorix7 жыл бұрын
even the women
@lintilion7 жыл бұрын
KingHalbatorix *especially* the women
@crimsondynamo6156 жыл бұрын
And the newborns. Like straight from the womb they have rainbow dreads, piercings, and adult Woolie’s face
@FanOFTrueHeroes6 жыл бұрын
Isekai woolie
@SorakuFett6 жыл бұрын
And the drums from Predator start playing.
@1finallygotunleashed8 жыл бұрын
"So your girfriend's... Fine?" "Yes, yes! ...ALTHOUGH" "WhoOooOooOoOaAaA"
@SmashBrosOdyssey646 жыл бұрын
Pat's horrified "What" is the best part of this.
@king_big_pp8 жыл бұрын
I want Woolie to return to the homeland and start Neo-Maddentown.
@GenericSideCharacter8 жыл бұрын
+Commander_Ninja If enough people pool their money to buy the thing on the Zaibatsu's Amazon Wishlist link on their Twitch page Neo-Madden Town could be real
@Enigma148 жыл бұрын
+Commander_Ninja Woolie is the next Big Boss.
@arcaii11178 жыл бұрын
+Enigma14 Outer Madden
@kirkholland62538 жыл бұрын
+Enigma14 No But He will be my Benefactor Kaz
@insertnamehere87158 жыл бұрын
The original Maddentown was Proto-Neo-Maddentown.
@SteelBallRun18907 жыл бұрын
Woolie's Maddentown lore is so strong that you can contact Koei-Tecmo and build an entire Maddentown Warriors game around it.
@SotheX7 жыл бұрын
Dude, DUDE, my soul cant take that. Hype is too real. xD
@Comkill1175 жыл бұрын
if only.
@Pandora234able4 жыл бұрын
Lol Woo Boo
@ValetinoLovebird Жыл бұрын
it'll be like Tekken's lore of the Maddentown Zaibatsu or crazy shit
@noLimitkillED8 жыл бұрын
There are fucking secret relatives, branch families, murder plots. Woolie's family sounds like a japanese anime subplot. Next we're going to learn that he has bloodline traits and can use the Sharingan or some shit.
@TheNecrotimer8 жыл бұрын
+Edgy Armando Woolie already has a bloodline technique he can summon openings to...The Woolie Hole. A disgusting, salty, swamp-like dimension where short haired girls a forced to wear only green clothes, only he can pick boss characters, and he becomes untouchable while hiding under a pile of coats.... The only redeeming part of The Woolie Hole is that liars, thieves, and, David Cages are endlessly flogged with giant dreads (made of shit) while being told "Death is the only true freedom!"
@Cr4bc4kes8 жыл бұрын
+Edgy Armando I forget where but there was a story in the news or something recently I just glanced over that said a man, that happens to be black, in a story similar to this one but happening now and has been going on for generations. I think madden-town has continued to this day. I'm going to have to find it to be sure. If I can't sorry for bringing this up comment readers.
@Xchippzanuff8 жыл бұрын
+TheNecrotimer that sounds like a Stand to me. The Woolie Hole
@redletternights64198 жыл бұрын
+Edgy Armando And how some of the main family now resides on the moon,fighting with the branch family over whether or not they should attack earth and steal all their pies.
@kirkholland62538 жыл бұрын
+Edgy Armando OH SHIT NO my Fanfiction has Come true!
@SkulloMad8 жыл бұрын
Woolies Bizarre Adventure
@Byzas0008 жыл бұрын
Crazy Noisy Bizarre Maddentown
@maximutatro31766 жыл бұрын
Which madden is the one with the dumb hat
@doctorsnakeeater19977 жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting for Woolie to reveal he's got a great great uncle or something with the last name Joestar.
@Kalnafein7 жыл бұрын
YOU EXPECTED A MADDEN BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
@user-rv7ni7yj1i7 жыл бұрын
+Kalnafein KONO DIO DA
@Kalnafein7 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD!
@spookhyskeleton6 жыл бұрын
Somewhere along that fucking family tree, a Joestar got the black fever.
@ImmaLittlePip4 жыл бұрын
His family tree is even crazier than the joestar one
@luedog4life8 жыл бұрын
I swear they don't even need to create lore for woolie. What is this incestual Jamaican secret wars shit?
@snipingfordummies7 жыл бұрын
luedog4life m
@spookhyskeleton8 жыл бұрын
Go, Woolie. Rebuild MaddenBase.
@agsiar8 жыл бұрын
+Hy- chan LET THE LEGEND COME BACK TO LIFE!!
@AbovetheAgAme8 жыл бұрын
Nice shad picc bruv
@spookhyskeleton7 жыл бұрын
dsalucas Unfortunately, I agree. Most of his girls look like inflated balloon versions of themselves, and with freckles all over. Not to mention the borderline unbearable, cringy dialogue. Still, he makes some dank-ass ahegaos.
@santiifm7 жыл бұрын
+Hy- chan what's ahegaos?
@spookhyskeleton7 жыл бұрын
Lamurakk Google is always there for ya.
@Manfromthenorth05517 жыл бұрын
I want Woolie to find an old photo of an ancestor and he's holding a piece of eden.
@evendrag63025 жыл бұрын
No its just DIO
@MLGHazrad4 жыл бұрын
Or a golden pie
@diegomedina96372 жыл бұрын
His dreads are pieces of Eden.
@PolarPhantom8 жыл бұрын
When he mentioned the daughter, I thought "I don't like where this is going". AND IT WENT WHERE I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
@salvatration37048 жыл бұрын
I just realized, Woolie's grandfather is fucking Diavolo.
@salsaking84148 жыл бұрын
+Salvatration Halex So that means that Woolie is Trish. Does that mean that Liam is Mista, Matt is Bruno and Pat is Narancia?
@salvatration37048 жыл бұрын
Salsa King I'd say Pat is more Fugo, but otherwise you're dead on.
@007JamesBondRules8 жыл бұрын
So he makes time collapse and continually falls into the Woolie hole?
@Bizarrejoe7 жыл бұрын
Woolie made it softer
@JackgarPrime7 жыл бұрын
I also might have literally been fucking Diavolo.
@RobertIsLostInTheWires8 жыл бұрын
This story is pure Maddenness.
@SkulloMad8 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@TheTwistingmtd8 жыл бұрын
+RobertIveanuke fuck you i hate you marry me
@ekgguy7278 жыл бұрын
+TheTwistingmtd Sorry, but he's secretly your cousin. Don't let that stop you though.
@TheTwistingmtd8 жыл бұрын
Ikechi Ogbuagu OHHHH NOOOO
@kingdomheartsfan9868 жыл бұрын
this is literally a like the lineage of a joestar
@codafett5 жыл бұрын
It's more like Game of Thrones than Jojo
@tristonchism18724 жыл бұрын
Most people have family stories like this, if you're willing to dig it up. It's just hard to do it.
@adamstradtman15998 жыл бұрын
Everyone in Jamaica is basically Woolies third cousin X-removed at this point.
@vinicapiotti8 жыл бұрын
I think literally every single thing Matt said in this segment was a fucking meme
@SoberNostalgia8 жыл бұрын
".. then Woolie looks at his hand and starts fading away" Hahahah!!
@jurriaanb38798 жыл бұрын
My god! We could all be Woolies family!! AM I A WOOLIE????
@SotheX7 жыл бұрын
We're all woolie hole spawn
@EvilPaladin116 жыл бұрын
SotheX "We're all pre-order babies" -Matt (Fallout4 episode)
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
Look in the mirror, do you have rainbow dreads and piercings, it’s the only way to know if you truly are one with Woolie
@inaccurateprophecy89714 жыл бұрын
Everything is lies! EVERYTHING IS LIES!
@oracle_89474 жыл бұрын
Old_Moonlight Wait what You can't just drop something like that and not give more info lol
@ColeVecsion8 жыл бұрын
lol we've all had the "could i take my dad in a fight?" moment, though mines a 3rd degree black belt in jujitsu i'd need to study the dark hadou in order to defeat him even at his current old age >__>;
@OscarGreenworth7 жыл бұрын
Use a gun
@popump26177 жыл бұрын
everyone needs to sleep sometimes....
@morgandahlberg92127 жыл бұрын
No but then his dad wins by shame - because he needed to use a gun to defeat him.
@TheDanishGuyReviews7 жыл бұрын
ColeVecsion My Dad has been a lumberjack for 30 years. And he's 2 meters. That ain't happening. ~ TDG
@CaptainDemo7798 жыл бұрын
His Grandpa is Jamaican DIO of the House of Madden. I want a JoJo arc with Woolie throwing down with DIO Madden!
@GodKingReiss8 жыл бұрын
The Best Friends Crusaders must set forth on a bizarre adventure to Jamaica to defeat Woolie's evil grandfather, MADDEN, and bring honor to the Madden bloodline.
@Raphie0095 жыл бұрын
Madden, Father of the Abyss.
@Dlnew35 жыл бұрын
did you mean: _Brennan_ _Williams_ ?
@revelstatus23465 жыл бұрын
Oh boy do I have news for you
@guardianhirro4 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking god
@vonschuhart8 жыл бұрын
my dad would destroy me in a fight. But the matchup isnt free. He's so old and busted its probably like 6-4. In the end however, his frame data is much better than mine
@ehmiguel76028 жыл бұрын
you need to learn some tech
@JackPoppy8 жыл бұрын
Forget it, Matt. It's Maddentown.
@shotguncrucifix8 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@EvilPaladin116 жыл бұрын
Jack PoppyBro Dat "Chinatown" reference!
@Pandora234able4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a shitty EA online community for football
@zoldator8 жыл бұрын
Man, Maddentown is where it's at. The true Woolie Hole starts there.
@nineball45448 жыл бұрын
Game of Jamaican Jojo. But seriously Next thing you know Woolie is summoning his Grandfather's spirit with voodoo magic.
@jerkface79778 жыл бұрын
Phantom Grandpa Madden has invaded
@MagikarpBeast8 жыл бұрын
+Jevy Shades Grandpa Swamp*
@868edgar7 жыл бұрын
Madden's bizarre adventure: moonshine crusaders
@adcon007 жыл бұрын
Davian Jericho he don't know whatcha messin' wit
@mellowbread97357 жыл бұрын
"maddens attract other maddens"
@Rhalmarius8 жыл бұрын
This was the highlight of the entire podcast.
@007JamesBondRules8 жыл бұрын
This was a highlight of the entirety of the lore Highlight of their careers
@nikkovalidor48908 жыл бұрын
+BrazilianBasher dreams do come true in rustlemania
@darrianweathington19238 жыл бұрын
this was the highlight of super best friends period
@skolkor5 жыл бұрын
It truly was.
@Tamatzu5 жыл бұрын
Rhalmarius still is
@terla29718 жыл бұрын
"cause he was a templar" HAHAHAHA
@mechashoujo Жыл бұрын
Templar from?
@somekindofgnome8477 Жыл бұрын
@@mechashoujo Assassin’s Creed, if you’re asking what the reference is.
@Moodyman908 жыл бұрын
There's a movie or TV series here, I can feel it. In the grand scheme of the world, this probably isn't unusual or that crazy, but to hear it like this makes it sound like daytime TV, soap opera level insane plot bullshit.
@somke12318 жыл бұрын
jesus woolie i bet your grandfather was like all according "kekkaku"
@Pixeleyes004 жыл бұрын
Every time this comes back up into my recommended I always imagine Woolie at home and someone knocks, for woolie to open it and find a man his age and height with a blue jacket and his dreadlocks slicked back on his head. Then I remember that woolie doesn't need a Vergil because he already exists and plays videogames with MaximillianDood.
@williamw.26104 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@zhentable7 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how pats dad can perform the Dempsey Roll on his son.
@k.g.75918 жыл бұрын
Woolie's grandfather is actually a vampire who had killed his great uncle and attached his head to the great uncle's body.
@diminishdom23198 жыл бұрын
you were expecting woolie. But it was me WIO
@LetterRobo7 жыл бұрын
Theory: Castle Super Beast is actually the first step/fortress in Woolie's plan to recreate Madden Town.
@TheSaylesMan8 жыл бұрын
Stories like this are why I play Crusader Kings 2.
@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork5 жыл бұрын
Hey there, Itachi.
@MrKricardo11 ай бұрын
7 years later I still love listening back to this amazing podcast
@Gloraxi7 ай бұрын
Omg lol same😂
@talynhastime93438 жыл бұрын
Woolie's family drama is basically Empire, or Game of Thrones but with much less murder and just as much sleeping around done by only one person.
@metallsnubben3 жыл бұрын
4 years old comment but... the fact that it's LESS and not NO murder...
@atticusrex94688 жыл бұрын
🎵One people! One family! God bless this nation!"🎵 ... 🎵I'm comin' baaaack!🎵
@CS9_6 жыл бұрын
Due to how convoluted this is it makes me worried that literally anyone watching could be distantly related to Woolie. I’m worried myself due to my liking of fighting games and short haired girls.
@humanitysfinest9795 Жыл бұрын
Even Woolie's dad cannot flee from the emmisaries of Madden town
@godzillakiller18 жыл бұрын
Madden Town is basically Mother Base, people get futon'd there all the time
@SpectralSlugger6 жыл бұрын
godzillakiller1 ain't a futon one of those bed couches
@EvilPaladin113 жыл бұрын
@@SpectralSlugger It is indeed a couch bed thing. Random Jamaicans and Canadians get fultoned to Madden Town.
@Chagogo8 жыл бұрын
I feel like there could be a great anime opmade based off of Woolie's hunt for his bloodline.
@Chagogo8 жыл бұрын
*op made
@ClockworkIndustries7 жыл бұрын
8:48 "You almost fooled me, idiot!" Underrated line.
@pinchman29467 жыл бұрын
Madden town, founded on the rock solid principle of a good hustle.
@king-k96757 жыл бұрын
I just imagine they all look like Hulk, Blanka, Cyrax and Necalli. May all at once.
@arcTheslayer6 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit at Liam saying he came back
@maximutatro31766 жыл бұрын
“He came back” -Liam on woolie’s long dead relative
@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork5 жыл бұрын
The Ankh of Eden was used to resurrect him
@blindmessiah2553 жыл бұрын
Madden Town...Big Boss’s dream...
@TwoFacedKid44 жыл бұрын
Oh my god this is like the book 100 Years of Solitude. A man finds and names a village, generations of his family live there, and incest becomes a problem. Didn't know Woolie was a literary character.
@williamw.26104 жыл бұрын
😧
@FlowKio Жыл бұрын
Just imagining a town filled with woolies extended family wearing Warriors vests
@mindfreaksniper Жыл бұрын
All with a Reboot brand
@diegomedina9637 Жыл бұрын
They're all wearing the Naruto vests with the Reboot logo on it.
@inaccurateprophecy89716 жыл бұрын
This is literally Genealogy of the Holy War: Woolie Edition.
@aptspire8 жыл бұрын
Woolie's family is the troubles Halo's Prophet race went through when they left their planet.
@MrKricardo4 жыл бұрын
To this day since this came out I still come back to hear this story fckn best podcast ever
@codafett5 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of my favorite Woolie stories.
@supershadowfan20005 жыл бұрын
It's definitely one of mine
@Dabednego4 ай бұрын
Matt’s quiet “Burudi kurossu” is such an underrated part of this moment
@squidyy2k4 жыл бұрын
I honest to fuck want Woolie to drop a book about this one day.
@Champiness4 жыл бұрын
Sitcom where a legally-distinct Canadian let’s player finds out he’s inherited the remnants of a Jamaican town his ancestors owned and he pulls up stakes along with his white friends to go run their operation from down there, leading to an endlessly entertaining culture clash with the Wacky Locals
@otaldomatheush2 жыл бұрын
One of the best moments in SBFP history, hands down.
@3serio Жыл бұрын
Next generation up, there’s DIO
@ThatOneGuy00067 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, Woolie's grandfather is like a cross between Joseph Jostar and Abraham from the old testement!
@zmeicorp3 жыл бұрын
Those "servants" in Madden town in Jamaica were probably slaves...
@malikwest8367 Жыл бұрын
Oh there no probably about it given what Woolie learnt about the Madden clan
@Dabednego4 ай бұрын
This was only two generations back
@kristofb50135 жыл бұрын
Woolie finding Madden town would be like John Malkovitch going into his own mind.
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
Kristof B Being Woolie Madden
@AndreRGB_Tips8 жыл бұрын
i have listen to this story about 20 times, it amazes me that madden town is not a country yet, some kind of outer heaven
@diegomedina96372 жыл бұрын
Turns out The Woolie Hole was inside of us all along.
@isthisajojoreference4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, Brennan Williams is Woolie's half brother
@DB-su4ke4 жыл бұрын
Brennan using Madden as his wrestling name is step one in reclaiming his stolen heritage
@emperorjoker92403 жыл бұрын
Why are black family tree is always so convoluted. Mine isn’t as crazy but, it’s pretty out there as well lol.
@a-zfan32294 жыл бұрын
The Madden Poneglyphs chain together to revel the secret to the Maddentown Century
@lucariojet8 жыл бұрын
I'm scared shitless....Cause I too am a Madden ;o
@nicholasrowley9478 жыл бұрын
Quick; are you black, do like green and do you have an affinity for burglering fruit-filled confections? If you answer yes to all three then I either have the best news or the worst.
@lucariojet8 жыл бұрын
Oh....My....God.....Uncle Woolie owes a brutha some birthday money
@mysticzohan76488 жыл бұрын
The Phantom Madden, Attack of the Maddens, Revenge of the Madden, A New Madden, The Madden Strikes Back Return of the Madden, The Madden Awakens.... Use the Madden Uze It stretch out by your Maddens and remember the Madden will be with you always...
@MathiasAblazed7 жыл бұрын
Josiah MysticZohan P Rogue Madden
@crimsondynamo6156 жыл бұрын
Madden a Woolie Story
@69Kazeshini6 жыл бұрын
Lego madden
@BlackOwl19973 жыл бұрын
Soul of the blood of the madden dragon
@KaiserVFF5 жыл бұрын
In short every jamaican ever is partially a woolie relative
@ChrisPoindexter983 жыл бұрын
HOLY FUCK, HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS SOONER?!?!?! *I DIDN'T KNOW MADDENTOWN WAS,* LIKE, *A REAL PLACE* AND HIS GENEALOGY WAS SO SKETCHY TO DESCRIBE, I thought the location was just a meme from something and...WOW, this is great. 😃😆
@chiyo-chanholocaust81438 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, I'm half asian and I'm starting to feel I might be related to Woolie
@TheDanishGuyReviews7 жыл бұрын
Chio Chan Genocide I'm 100 % Danish, and I feel like my relations must be related to Woolie. (Well, two of my second cousins are from other countries.) ~ TDG
@bricescott71522 жыл бұрын
Woolie: Origins
@SledgeHammerGai7 жыл бұрын
I appreciate all the comments saying Woolie is Jojo and he has to defeat Grandpa Dio, but let's not pretend that he wouldn't renounce his humanity and become his grandad's powerslave at the first possible moment.
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
Jason Vanilla Woolie
@NamesSmeg Жыл бұрын
Woocci But you know that his negative characteristics (his need to thieve) will take over in the end. He'd steal [The World] and timestop for infinite Daigo Rage. Daigo would be his Jotaro.
@Nabs-xd2qr5 жыл бұрын
Why can I relate to the "I could take him" thing so much
@kurtking80465 жыл бұрын
because I think every guy has thought it at one point
@bursky098 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my family, the only difference is that a clan war happened and lots of murdering had been committed.
@ClockWorkKairi7 жыл бұрын
They should have named their office maddentown
@zsugarant84473 ай бұрын
8:34 You can tell Liam was relieved that no one got his joke
@dudejoe248 жыл бұрын
so manys ball exposed on stream
@Th3SmartAlec8 жыл бұрын
+Jack of All Vamps More than can be counted.
@Gojiro74 жыл бұрын
half way through this story, I was expecting Woolie to find out its been his families linage to fight Dracula.....but somewhere along the line they got bored of it and fucked off XD
@ericanawtin68014 жыл бұрын
Just going through good times.
@FuryXDMGS7 жыл бұрын
Yo this is better than a David Cage game plot
@r3volv3r505 жыл бұрын
Woolie: Into the Madden-verse
@healingv1sion3 жыл бұрын
I miss them so much 😭 but I'm just glad we had them while we did and we can go back at any time and watch all the good moments 😢
@nekky95345 жыл бұрын
I have to listen to this AT LEAST once a month
@MadMajora8 жыл бұрын
Christ I'm going too deep into the Woolie Hole
@moonstruck42765 жыл бұрын
RIP, we will miss the old days.
@Struffert208 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to animate this
@MalcomQueneau8 жыл бұрын
I think I speak for a good number of people when I say Woolie's family history needs to be an anime. We need Maddentown.
@SwagBroPlays5 жыл бұрын
Maddentown The Sequel to Roots XD I'm down
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
HTSenpai9000 *YO NAME IS MADDEN!*
@Keepcalmandbangscrew5 жыл бұрын
Woolie kente
@marcusjohnston36187 жыл бұрын
I can just see it now, Woolie walking down a set of stairs in Maddentown with a Harem of chicks on either side and then you hear the cry go out, "WHO'S THE MASTA?"
@1Rekuiem8 жыл бұрын
Lol being Jamaican I know this type of story all too well
@jackmeriustacktheritrix27065 жыл бұрын
House Madden, their sigil is a pie on a green field, and their words are “When’s Mahvel?”
@tentavision133 жыл бұрын
if I had a nickel for every time Pat brought up the idea of Woolie having Hitler genes I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat3 жыл бұрын
I know if I went for my dads knee, he’d crumble like a sack of shit filled potatoes . But it’s what comes after that first move that counts