"Is my oven beeping?" No Mark, it's five of them

Thanks for featuring me Mark!

“I should take a bite to see if it’s done” Eats half of it Blacks out

Really takes the "what the dog doin" to a whole difficult level

Mark: "Oh, I'm a comedian." Also Mark: *Gets transported to a stand-up comedy show and isn't the comedian*

Cashier: *Breathes* Mark: Don't you squint your eyes at me.

Mark: "I've been playing horror games for nearly going on 10 years!.." My nostalgia and deteriorating age : ू(ʚ̴̶̷́ .̠ ʚ̴̶̷̥̀ ू)

"I should take a bite to see if it's done." *proceeds to eat the whole entire half of the food*

Mark: "Ah yes, cola. Perfect." [ *Item is labeled "Canned Food"* ] Me: "Well, I've seen how he treats corn...."

There’s actually something incredibly unsettling when he asked the girl at the register if she was okay and she replies “No.”

26:36 "Flucht und rettungsplan" translates to "Escape and rescue plan"

Second Game: *casually includes Markimoo in it* Mark: *chuckles*

I’m sure if Chica turned into an octopus demon dog hybrid I’m sure Mark would still love her and not lock her in a box

I never saw anyone point that out, so I will: I really adore that detail, that if Mark reads something in a game differently than what is actually written, Lixian devotes some time to edit it into what Mark said.

Holy shit, that shopping game ended up getting way more tense than expected, lmao. Normally these games don't get to me, but something about that kinda worked.

26:24 (Flucht- und Rettungsplan) Markiplier randomly reading German in horror games will never not amuse me

3:09 "I should take a bite to see if its done" *proceeds to eat an entire half of the dish*

Mark: "I won't let you down, Ha... I never do!" Also Mark: *We do a little bit of trolling*

the moment when mark put the record on for Leonard and he started dancing, that is exactly what my dreams are lmao

3:16 I love how he never questions how he ate half the platter to "see if it's done".

Mark: "Oh I'm a comedian" "Ends up being sent to a comedy show"

Mark: "OOh! Cola, perfect." The game: *Clearly says that it's canned food*

Mark: * Does comedy * Also Mark: * Ignores the store getting more rundown and abandoned by the minute *

In Experiment: Groceries, Markiplier becomes the worst kind of customer: The kind that comes in, sees something's gone wrong, and tries to get you to serve them anyways.

Mark: Why did my lights go off? Is someone tryin to mess with me? Also Mark: *checks fridge*

Evolution of Lixian & Marks dynamic: Then: Mark- "Lixian?" Lixian- "Y-yes sir?" Now: Lixian- "Mark?" Mark- "Y-yes sir?"

Can of beans: *exist* Mark: wouldn't that make you.. *Soda?*

"Sorry I wont bother you this time" *repeatedly flicks flashlight in face*

The Lixian and Markiplier interactions are something I always look forward to in this series :D

Mark: "Man my feet are slappy." Plot twist, you're playing a bird.

24:50 mark owes me a new phone after I just threw it into the wall

20:51 I can’t help but image the character is just a human sized duck now XD

11:17 Game : _(clearly says it's canned food)_ Mark : "Ah yes, Cola !" Del Monte Corn and Green Giant Beans : _"Ah, another addition to his collection..."_

I like how Mark sarcastically said "oh I am a comedian" And just after a few secs he got teleported to a stand up comedy show. 🤣

Mark: Plays the second part of the second game. Me, casually saying out loud: "I'll just help my self, i guess." Mark: "I'll just help myself, i guess." Me: "That's just what i said."

10:00 Mark: hello cinematic Cinematic: nice to meet you

Markiplier: Plays 3 different horror games* KZfaq: Yup, that's Five Nights At Freddy's

i like how mark interacts with the shopping lady eventhough how knows she isnt going to respond

That cashier's eyes definitely said,"yeah i know you're here for beer pizza donut"

"I'm too scared to pee." Quote of the century.

Mark: literally playing 3-4 varied horror games every week and trying to give attention to smaller/indie devs about their games KZfaq: "oh so it's Five Nights at Freddy's again?"

Grocery Store : (progressively breaking down) The Cashier : T H I S I S F I N E >:(

The emergency escape plan in the last game is literally backwards because somebody didn't double-check

Mark: "Ehehhe boo" I actually got so scared i screamed 💀

Mark: “We’re gonna build that dog a dog house!” Me: *Goes back to unus annus episode*

"Why would he be upset?" He's a dog. Dogs get upset at a lot of things. Like birds. And thunder. Correction: he's a dog mimic. But to properly mimic a poochie, he should act like one.

mark talking to the cashier exemplifies the real horror of a grocery store setting

"Man, my feet are slappy" - Markaplier

0:11 I imagine that markiplier has a lixian plushie off to the side when he's doing these skits so he's not just staring at a blank wall lmao

"Is that your beard, or are you just happy to see me?" -Markiplier 2022

Markiplier speaking german while reading flucht und rettungsplan is Literally adorable

I don't think you guys understand how many times I thought "What da dog doin?" while he was playing Doghouse 2

3:07 I imagine MC eating a half of whatever it is and going "oh, probably needs another hour"

Markiplier: *everytime mark does a jumpscare* Me: *yawn* Also me: *frantically sprints taking out the trash at night*

That lady staring at him as he walked past is like my dog staring at me when I have food in my hand

Well… theory time!! In the second game my theory is that the monsters were tracking humans in the store to see how they work and operate in order to replicate their behavior…no idea why they killed themselves though

I'm glad that Mark decided to do 3 Scary Games all the time instead of just around Halloween like a lot of KZfaqrs do. For those of us who like scary games all year round lol

Mark: "Been playing horror games for near on 10 years!" Has it.. really been that long? Jesus.

“I should take A bite” *inhales half of it without chewing*

I can't choose who is more terrifying when it comes to editing mark's videos and being around: Lixian or Flunky

Mark: *plays literally any scary game* KZfaq: "It's FNaF, alright."

The stairwell SCP was first discovered in a school when several students and teachers disappeared… 0.o

the "don't squint your eyes at me" got me everytime

Lixian and Mark are what I call an Iconic Duo,

I love the thought of unedited Mark just talking to himself and only imagining Lixian

Mark's jumpscares at the beginning of every "3 Scary Games" videos are becoming so routine that you could make an entire 5 games series out of those clips alone.

3:10 “i should take a bite to see if it’s done” *half of it disappears with a single chewing sound*

Mark's small talk to the sales clerk is hilarious XD

If the canon doghouse 2 ending isn't "dance ending" I will be thoroughly angry

I bet when Markiplier goes shopping IRL he's in and out like a ghost

I just saw that clip where mark is doing around saying into a mic “it’s my birthday happy birthday to me” it’s so cute and funny lol-

"taco. Single donut on a shelf(🤔). Condiments." 😂😂 11:47

I believe that the blocks that said 'A B G' were a nod to another horror indie game content creator by the name of AlphaBetaGamer.

I don’t know how Lixian comes up with these thumbnail edits but he’s a genius

The real horror of experiment groceries is making small talk with the cashier

Honestly the biggest surprise was the accurate German emergency floor plan in the last game :,D

The ABG Blocks at 2:08 are a shoutout to Alpha Beta Gamer! They play a bunch of horror indie games with no commentary. Such a nice gesture!

Cashier: existing Mark: Don't you squint your eyes at me

16:05 what happens when mom counts to 0

I love how Mark just awkwardly talked to the girl when she was scanning his things

Bruh when Leonard broke it down that was mad wholesome

You know you’ve been through the wringer with the SCP universe when you remember the specific numbers for particular SCPs

15:00 this game is a accurate description of how stores are coz of stupid ass panic buyers. barely ever anything left on the shelfs anymore

“That’s probably fine” Classic mark

Mark's awkward small talk with the cashier lady gives me life.

@ 17:21 when it says “has bought unprescripted products” he really did. in the beginning of the play through mark thought canned food was soda so he bought two of them. the script is his shopping list. i know whole thing is a experiment for them and hes the guinea pig and everything “scripted” but that little small detail of mark buying the wrong thing and it getting marked down blew my mind.

The part at the beninging actually kind of made me jump… love those interactions!

"Should take a bite to see if it's done" Eats half the tray.

“This guy” Mark that’s Red Jar!! You’ve used his videos before to see an ending of a game!! I highly suggest watching his videos, he’s funny and fun to watch.

The long awkward silence and then the beep after mark talks to the cashier is so funny

“I should go back up at this point-“ *proceeds to go down*

18:00 that text edit was CLEAN Lixian, just wanted to mention

mark: *walking down a flight of stairs* me: looks like that one SCP mark: it better not be SCP-087B me: well we are fucked

That jumpscare edit at the beginning was incredibly impressive.

18:18 Mark: anybody turlet? turlet? turlet? Subtitles: anybody turn it curl it throw it (This could be a bop fr)

Lixian: Tells Mark not to scare the viewers. Markiplier: Continues to do it anyway.

26:33 "Flucht und Rettungsplan": That's German for "Escape and Rescue Plan". As for "Doghouse 2", you found the Good, Bad and Dance endings. The other two are: Mediocre Ending: Lock yourself into the doghouse after building it. Neglectful Ending: Ignore the beeping timer and watch your house burn down. There's also a secret ending. After you build the doghouse, use it as a launch point to jump over the fence. You'll soon find a keypad. The passcode is 1582. Then it gets trippy. As for "Experiment: Groceries", the only thing you missed was using the toilet on the previous circuits.

Markiplier has a really soothing voice

8:58 you know its a good game when it has a disco ending

That moment when Lixian fixes the text to match what markiplier said after he already said it. XD Follow the Rooms~