Imagine tau working with gordon ramsay, "this fish is so undercooked its telling me about the greater good"

I’ve always like the Tau, optimistic underdogs of the 40k galaxy, facing indescribable horrors with overwhelming firepower and logic.

Honestly I think a nearly "good guy" faction in 40k will be great for the franchise. It gives a refreshing feel to the grim darkness.

I knew T'au were proficient in the ways of science but combating genestealers' mutation? Wow

love to know more about humans freely embracing the tau, do humans join a specific cast, are the free to do what they did before just with tau style? can tau cross breed with humans? is there tau human families? do the tau use sex as a weapon? and what are these subtle diplomatic overtures?

We are judging the Tau from a god's eye view where we have all the facts . For the individual on the ground who has nothing but propaganda and a long memory of being lied to by everyone, the choice is not that obvious.

Peace, prosperity, and enlightenment!? More like HERESY!

The Tau seem more human then the humans.

Tau: we can live together and strive for the greater good of the galaxy! Humans: Sounds like communism to me, the highest form of heresy.

Find it kinda funny how people are soo salty about the Tau and try to bring it out of the tabletop game. I remember going to a Gamesworkshop to dip my toes into Warhammer 40k and do faction research. After a while, I chose the Astra Militarum and the Tau (to have a good mix for certain campaigns) then a guy at the shop bluntly said that if I want to play a game with someone using the Tau they wouldn't play. In fact, most of the people who visit that shop wouldn't do a battle with me... kinda stupid

If it's human or looks humam, meh go ahead. But if they change your ideals to their own and not in humanity's best intreat, there is a inquisition squad outside

My 1980's Squat army maintains mining operations in Tau space, after they were, by their way of thinking abandoned by the Imperium, a broken accord to the Squat mindset is the worst of treacheries and has cost the Imperium a stout ally with access to untold Dark Age technology. While earning for itself a chapter in The Book of Grudges. The Tau appreciate the knowledge and skill the Squats bring and have benefited greatly from the arrangement and leave them to what they do best.

I really hope in the new codex to come there are far more Tau auxiliary options

“The Warhammer 40k universe is one you would not want to live in” Not if I’m living with the Tau.

Let's ask Kitten about having a Tau girlfriend...

Hey, thanks for making these videos. It's great to just sit back and listen to all the stories of the various factions and races in Warhammer. I've been on a 3 day marathon with your channel. Cheers my dude, hope you keep it up.

"Gue vesa? More like GAY Vesa lmaoooo" - The Emperor Of Man

I think the natural evolution of the Tau Empire should include A. The incorporation of melee combat training for the Fire Caste (if Fatesight can swing it so can the rest). B. Either evolving Tau psycers, or using Zeno psycers. And C. Learning more about Chaos, but using the knowledge as motivation at raise to a Imperium of Man level of a bullwork against Chaos.

You truly do the best Tau videos. They remind me every time on why I play the Tau. Though they are often insulted for being a naive and weak race, I feel the exact opposite. They are the only ones in the universe willing to reach out their hand to the rabid dogs of the Imperium. Knowing that they will bite back, but also knowing that their ways are fundamentally better for all sentient species in the galaxy. Tell me the Tau are the true heroes of the Galaxy. Every world that they touch becomes a Utopia, the populace is happy, the greatest Minds in technology thrive, and everything that they do is for the betterment of all. For the greater good! Keep up the amazing videos! You guys are ballers!

Im thinking....... Fish market ! Is using human helpers For the greater good ?

once when i was a Magos Dominus of the adeptus mechanicus i thought about joining the Tau due to them allowing greater degree of freedom on what kind of technology to research and developed but then when the Cicatrix Maledictum have isolated a great many forge worlds and my Explorator Fleet was turn into a Reclamation Fleet by order the lord of Mars. Reclamation Fleet mission now is to reestablish contact with these isolated forge worlds and if necessary deploy the skitarii legions and the knights of House Taranis to remind the forge world of there allegiance to Mars. one such forge world sadly did not comply with the authority of Mars and my Reclamation Fleet was force to remind the Fabricator General of who is in charge. thanks to my actions and by decree of the Lord of Mars i was inducted as the new Fabricator General. with this new rank and a forge world of my own i found the offer of the Tau to be less appealing now given if i had join them in there greater good i may have to start all over again in climbing the ranks plus i don't want to relinquish my faith in the cult mechanicus and that of the omnissiah.

I find life under the Tau Empire as awesome. If a Human refused to worship the Emperor of Man and the Chaos Gods in the same time, he or she would be eager to be part of the greater Good imposed by the Tau

The tau are probably the nicest faction in 40K but I'm pretty sure they wouldn't stand a chance against the full force of chaos or thetyranids if they ever did actually manage to usurp the Imperium

Funny thing is, if we compare the Tau with the humans 20k back, it would be considered a bunch of organized peasants. The human technology during the golden age was far more advanced, so advanced that our limited vocabulary can’t explain it.

Reading verbatim from the fandom wiki. Give them credit!

arch did a good video on how they take over as well, he even made the point that the humans are slightly better off in the imperium then with the tau

And so space marines with tau armor begins

I AM LOCUTUS OF TAU, YOUR LIFE AS YOU HAVE KNOWN IT IS OVER. FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD YOU WILL SERVE THE GREATER GOOD.

imagine if the tau could flip a forgeworld, then imagine how pissed the ad mech would be in response

I find it hard to believe that the Tau are good guys...they may be open to others, but I can't help but wonder what darkness lies under the surface...

So your vids stopped popping up in my feed. Glad to see them coming up again. Rock on fellas.

I feel like the tau could really become strong if they would start to send human missionaries to imperial worlds proclaiming the greater good and organising uprisings which would be helped with tau produced weapons.

Well, I've been a tau player since 08, and I have recently bought iron hands and haven't painted em yet. I believe I have paint ideal no. TY for that. lol

For the Emperor, The greatest good in the universe.

40K is hands down the best franchise in history

0:13 t'au astartes, nice concept, in my headcanon the empire of Man suffered a defeat so catastrophic that guilliman had to ask to the t'au empire if they accepted His human survivors, and the t'au not only does but also provide him with a high-tech armor(he would be however dumbfouded that they only gave him ranged weapons and no power sword)

Was that first image...a space marine in tau power armor...looks amazing

well, that's not exactly a perfect society but that's still better than most of the other dominant civilisation of warhammer 40000

I would love if they added a planet of humans who would go full T'au worship and decided that if th T'au gave them freedom,hapiness,and long lives, then they were worthy of humanity giving up their freedom,hapiness,and lives for the T'au Empire and dedicating themselves to thsi task and this tak only. The T'au would probably be a bit disturbed.

The Astartes in tau power armor looks so badass its cooler then Primaris space marine pomer armor.

A delightful vidoe :D i've made some Gue'vesa troops

I'm very interested in knowing about gue'vesa astartes.

Love your coverage of Tau thank you for this amazing video

The Tau really should have been annihilated during the Diomocules Crusade. Even if they survived they would have probably not been able to do the shenanigans the get up to.

That really odd moment when you see your own artwork in someone's video x'D

that blue taussy must be something else then

I wonder what would happen if tau manage to recover a human stc.

Human apart of the tau greatest form of heresy

2:51 So hang on... You're telling me the T'au are better genestealer cults... Than the actual genestealer cults?

Not a fan of the Tau, but this was interesting and cool.👍

One curious thing I would like to be explored is the fact humans can naturally live twice and with technology, thrice as long as the average Tau. Leading to a situation where the average assimilated human population has more experience with Tau culture and philosophy than the Tau do. While the Tau are the least racist race around, there is of course only so far a human can rise in their cast-based hierarchy. Ironic to think on a scenario where the humans grow dissatisfied with Tau over-lordship, but not The Greater Good and seek to establish a truly equal and egalitarian inter-species empire.

Oke, this re-coding genetic thing was new to me. Nice video.

1:27 former space marine superhuman and a normal tau woman.....hmmmmmm should be interesting for her.

No pain, and you’ll be screaming for mercy once their painless education begins.

Hold up what if kitten and shadowsun meet again

Machiavellian thinking and tactics are a virtue of strength and intelligence.

This is The Way. The Mandalorian = A Fire Warrior. :-)

Heresy, all I heard was Heresy.

Mind control (because apparently a race isnt allowed to simply want to create a better world to live in for everyone) potential aside, the Tau seem to create some pretty damn nice planets where people live in peace. Not that they are the only ones in the Galaxy to do that, but certainly the only major faction to do it

Let's play a drinking game: Every time you hear the "greater good". Reply with "the greater good" followed by a shot!

Girshwhan your narration is quality, you should make a career of it

I was going to ask about human controlled Tau worlds.

one thing that I wonder about Guevessa is that has Tau employ them as vehicle or aircraft pilots, conisdering that Human have better ability to see things in depth and sense motion

this should be a playable army is the human tau regiment

Is there a codex for gue vesa army???

Are there any tau astartes?

this video made The Emperor wheep

I want a link to that pic in review screen

Answer: red is faster, but green is best

It's much more oppressive than I thought. But at least it's not genocide, more like pragmatical villainy, without unnecessary cruelty. Very machiavellian

implying dying for the emperor is not for the greater good?

I would like too point out that actual GW canon does not mention or support the claim that " tau sterilize humans " " The only mention of sterilization is the Tau victory for Dark Crusade. This makes it a bit dubious since the Dawn of War games are not considered to be entirely canon, especially the first game. Additionally, the canon victors of Dark Crusade are not the Tau, making it even less likely to be canon. The Lexicanum page on Gue'vesa specifically mention that the original Gue'vesa have descendants who become enthusiastic supporters of the Greater Good, so no sterilization there. Overall it's possible and something the Tau would probably do, but it is not really mentioned anywhere in the lore except a non-canon ending to Dark Crusade." Also for the people who say the tau are communists, I highly recommend you learn the definition and do some indepth research. Because I dont think some of you ACTUALLY know what it is.

I know this is heresy. But are their books about Goivesa Loyal to the greater good fighting the imperium??

Question/Suggestion: Would you guys ever be open to delving into more lore videos about the Age Of Sigmar? Great videos guys keep it up!

Mandatory tau gf for the greater good

I think my digital device is... *Made in Tau* Damn.

40 facts about Tzeentch ( or Slaanesh ) invasion in real space when? P.S. When I said kurwa I had no intention to insult you.

Nobody in Zorkon thought it was a little odd that the government turned into blue people

For the Greater Good!!! The Tau Empire shall prevail!!!!

Doesn't recoding your gene sequence make the person a mutant in the eyes of the imperium?

I just wainting the Tau turn to be fucked by Chaos. Happened with space elfs and dark age humans, will happen again

Ko'vash Tau'va Shas'vre.

There is something that just hit me and why some fans will refuse adamantly to see the T'au Empire as anything but (also) evil. Even if we see the T'au Empire as some kind of aliens coalition like in other works of fiction (you know which)... the notion of ANOTHER specie being at the top of the government just seems wrong. Humans aren't the leading force of the government or in an equal measure? Humans are being oppressed! (even though we are just in the same spot of generic fictional alien race in those settings. Our egos just won't allow such a thing).

How much human territory does the Tau control?

I like the Tau, but I honestly cannot understand how their lore makes sense. Given the new lore retcon, Tau have no FTL drives. They use sub-light "near c" ZFR Horizon Engines. This means that their society can't really exist, as it would take ages just to travel from 1 star system to another inside Tau space, much less anywhere outside the Empire. Unless all the Tau worlds are within spitting distance of each other, their society wouldn't be able to function. Trade would be impossible. Self-defense would be impossible. Conquering other worlds that can be reinforced would be impossible. In Farsight: Crisis of Faith, it is said that the Tau took more like six months to cross the Damocles Gulf and reach the Enclave Worlds. Tau ships are so slow, they have large stasis chambers for the crew where everyone sleeps on the trip there. How does the Tau defend itself from any race with FTL drives? Every race, even the orks, could just attack anywhere at any time with impunity and by the time the Tau reinforced the planet, the war would be over. Entire plot points of Tau reinforcing attacked worlds just can't be true. Even if Tau could reach speed of light travel, it would still take too long to get anywhere. This is what bothers me. The writers of 40k make no effort to be internally, logically consistent in their writing to the point where it literally breaks immersion. They need to ditch the new lore and just go back to the old gravitic engine that was FTL or the Tau are just unworkable.

taussy got them acting unwise

Jai Shree Ram 🙏🌺🙏

Tua; we want peace for the greater good Imperium be like: herasyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

We need with more gue'vesa astsrtes aka gue'ron'vesa And to be fair, Tau's AIs are rarely sapient

Hears about such things:loads bolter in religious intent

How on Earth did you smoosh four "o"'s in "diplomacy"?

Answer: red is fsater, but green is best

so to recap 40k factions we have, a technologically stunted death cult of xenophobic fascists, a literall endless swarm of mindless and very hungry bugs, a race of sentient and highly aggressive fungus, a race of snobby elfs who consistently belive their better than everyone and almost got the universe killed and rather than make up for it let everyone else deal with it, the same elves but horny and extremely sadistic, a group of tired and annoyed skeletons, and highly advanced communists, DID I MISS ANYONE

Make humanity great again!

i Love your Videos Bro! ❤️🤟🏼 Just hope those SJW don’t ruin WarHammer!

The word of the day is "Chemical Infertalization"

Kwl Vid

I fucking lobe the Tau idk ehy

For the Greater God!

Drive back the evil Imperialism of the Emperor bit by bit