45 Minutes of Jimmy Carr Roasting Women [UNCUT]

45 Minutes of Jimmy Carr Roasting Women [UNCUT] | Jimmy Carr

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11 ай бұрын

This is every time a woman has found themselves in the firing line in some of Jimmy's roasting.
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@jbonbright 8 ай бұрын

There's a difference between comedians who deliver well-rehearsed jokes versus a guy like this who is so sharp and quick mentally that he can make jokes up on the fly. He's brilliant, a bona fide genius. I'd hate to piss this guy off and have him destroy me verbally.

@BarriosGroupie 2 ай бұрын

Do you seriously think he made up the stuff at the start on the fly? He prepared that years ago and decided to use it here.

@Chicanery_Artifice 2 ай бұрын

@@BarriosGroupie don't ruin it for him, he thinks it's real

@gobble_gang 2 ай бұрын

Yes I love his humor. Off the wall and in the moment to the level of an 8th grader. Some high brow, deep comedy 😂

@jeremyaljoe6564 4 күн бұрын

His adhd brain working FOR him instead of against! Genius. (Not knowing if he is diagnosed. Just observing)

@BeMoreRhino 9 сағат бұрын

@@jeremyaljoe6564😂 wake up! You’re so close. ADHD 😂😂😂

@esteban1973 11 ай бұрын

How he manages to be crude and sound polite is a very British thing.

@jirokoshibailey2052 10 ай бұрын

He actually is a really nice person, apparently a lot of truly nice people can instantly think the worst, he can turn that into comedy tho

@dirkwolf9463 10 ай бұрын

Well a posh British thing anyway, some UK accents can make even the polite sound crude. 🤪

@hamzahl75 10 ай бұрын

@@jirokoshibailey2052qqqqqqq

@cma113 10 ай бұрын

@@jirokoshibailey2052😊

@Robert-rl7rd 10 ай бұрын

He's actually Irish but no idea why he has that accent

@darkvisiongothacked 10 ай бұрын

"its quite possible you whispered that and it picked up an echo" what a savage.

@musicloverme3993 10 ай бұрын

It's even more so when you see the other portion as this is a callback. It's here on KZfaq.

@poojashedge266 9 ай бұрын

Can you explain this joke please?

@darkvisiongothacked 9 ай бұрын

@@poojashedge266 he is saying her vagine is so cavernous/loose that it picked up her voice and echoed it making her "whisper" sound louder than it was.

@McVaio 9 ай бұрын

@@poojashedge266large cavity.

@rolandhansen812 8 ай бұрын

@@McVaio It needs to be drilled and filled

@mickcollins1921 11 ай бұрын

I do improv comedy and this guy's crowd work simultaneously inspires and terrifies me. Inspires, because he makes sharp-tongued wit a bloody art form. Terrifies, because some day I am going to take a run at an audience member who has his wit and repertoire of savage quips and I am going to be murdered in front of a crowd.

@scott83gmail 10 ай бұрын

You always have the mic

@jirokoshibailey2052 10 ай бұрын

Supposedly it happened to him in his earlier years, all about experience it seems

@terryloker2585 10 ай бұрын

As Jimmy carr says though about Heckling ' It's ok for the audience to win sometimes, it's all part of the fun' Comedians get destroyed on occasion . Krikes they deserve it LOL

@Robert-rl7rd 10 ай бұрын

Frankie Boyle ghost writes for him

@home5893 9 ай бұрын

Bro, Edo Tensei.

@feraldrgn 10 ай бұрын

"I'll tell you what's embarrassing" It's always hilarious to me when people go through that uncomfortable phase of fake smiling because they don't know where the joke's going. xD

@jirokoshibailey2052 10 ай бұрын

Always plain answers from audience, "who's your fantasy?" Jessica Elba? I'd of tried Jessica Rabbit from who framed roger rabbit

@Godavarivlogs007 6 ай бұрын

Yeah absolutely

@ArmandoSanchez-sp5zl 6 ай бұрын

Truuee loll

@parzival5501 10 ай бұрын

Jimmy, you are probably the only comedian left that can speak the way you do. Thank you for making me laugh all these years. You're a good man.

@baconrastas 10 ай бұрын

Not really, anyone that is funny can actually do it, they just have to not care about being 'cancelled' as cancel culture as they fully seem to leave alone anyone that genuinely doesn't care if they're offended.

@markbeaver5321 10 ай бұрын

Except 'he's' actually a she. Before you call me crazy, simple forensic anthropology proves that I'm right. The gait in particular, the way a person walks, the different genders ascend and descend stairs differently, males knees are together, the legs straight, whilst females knees are apart, the femur rotates around the female pelvis. There are other markers, but this is the most obvious.

@Bucketbrain82 9 ай бұрын

In da (left) club

@parzival5501 9 ай бұрын

@@Bucketbrain82 I'm in no one's club 😁 but my own!

@StuartRobb-kc6rr 9 ай бұрын

@@Bucketbrain8200…

@lovelywaz 11 ай бұрын

The face she made when Jimmy said "That term is called 'Grooming' now".... 😨😨😱😱 She didn't expect it and clearly thought Jimmy is onto something there! 🤨🤨

@SheyD78 8 ай бұрын

There is no way I'd sit anywhere even remotely visible at a Jimmy Carr show, it's a kitchen down there and I can't take the heat.

@boredmurse3432 6 ай бұрын

The “Blumkey” part is probably the best I’ve seen as far as audience reaction and just how funny everything about that bit is

@stayblazin408 Ай бұрын

blumpkin*

@periloustactic 11 ай бұрын

Jimmy's quick witt and come backs are just efin incredible.

@periloustactic 6 ай бұрын

Jimmy is an absolute comic genius.

@kiwidiesel 6 ай бұрын

The emotional damage this man unleashes is truly epic😂❤

@morganfreeaimthebountyhunt7682 11 ай бұрын

Someone in the audience: murmurs Jimmy: BONESAW IS READYYYY I GOTCHA FER THREE MINUTES

@WheelchairWolverine 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@pedrosoares7139 10 ай бұрын

"Is that you're girlfriend? I'm not gonna swap to it" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Loknath009 10 ай бұрын

Thanks Jimmy this uncut version is quite refreshing!

@anyutajanson1704 8 ай бұрын

This guy is absolutely brilliant

@Jstaman 10 ай бұрын

Jimmy is awesome. Love how quick he is

@danielsimpson2494 8 ай бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing, pure GOLD

@Totto87 8 ай бұрын

Fury jam still gets me laughing hard no matter how many times I hear it lol

@paulbradley705 7 ай бұрын

Insulted but not hurt.very talented.

@alvinmortimer7536 10 ай бұрын

Jimmy is like the real life Quagmire, giggitty giggitty.

@avondalelandscapesteam9238 10 ай бұрын

Spot on!!

@brancast116 6 ай бұрын

Based off the chin-line alone.

@Sizmark-hl9gc 10 ай бұрын

Jimmy’s the best comedian, never fails to make me laugh.

@spamh8r1007 3 ай бұрын

I'm the 100th 'yes-I-agree-with-you'. : )

@mikaelnilsson8041 8 ай бұрын

I'm amazed at how lightning fast Jimmys replies are. It's like a super power.

@RazorRicky 8 ай бұрын

"I love swearing" Best opening quote ever

@tesseractbutterflyeffect5861 10 ай бұрын

Love how his face keeps going from chubby to slim and back again throughout the video.

@asiamalonson7669 9 ай бұрын

Wow I've never seen anything so scary but yet rewarding as dis. Ty for not giving up. Congratulations

@kingbubbafatt9945 7 ай бұрын

His laugh is so contagious.

@truepennytv 10 ай бұрын

Jimmy's laugh is just so whimsical.

@7ktTube 10 ай бұрын

hueee huueee he heeuuuuu

@JGGuitarCovers 10 ай бұрын

It's so fake

@stephentot5011 3 ай бұрын

So Roger Federer is doing stand up now....

@user-bp5ds9ff6z Ай бұрын

Roger Federer with a down syndrome

@sadhupramod9 10 ай бұрын

humans wake up, lives in reality with entertainment...added lies to pull out the flavour just like sacred texts but inside out...natural...he is a best human being ❤

@HiTekCowboy 9 ай бұрын

A legend. nuff said.

@rossy7 11 ай бұрын

Simply the best! AWESOME 😂😂😂😂

@zephyrkhambatta 10 ай бұрын

I like that you said "good luck" at the end of this video.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Watched the whole thing, thanks man!

@bambibrosemer1597 7 ай бұрын

Love his little laugh🤣🤣🤣

@bfth121 10 ай бұрын

She had no idea he was an 'expert' in cheerleading 😂

@musicloverme3993 10 ай бұрын

He was exhausted from "studying" it!

@dreamtheaterstryper 10 ай бұрын

So interesting! Thank you for this great video!

@corystarkiller 8 ай бұрын

Comedy is alive and well in the commonwealth. 🇨🇦

@fovarberma752 9 ай бұрын

I love how a British accent makes you sound distinguished while speaking of queefs.

@parko1965 Ай бұрын

Absolutely brilliant.

@johncanby8109 10 ай бұрын

I have been a fan of yours for nearly 20 years. Thank you for putting your humor deep inside me. That’s what you called “him,” right?

@nm_9_ 9 ай бұрын

Kid named Humour

@wewereonabreaakkkbyrossgel5574 9 ай бұрын

thats so gay🤣🤣

@harrysmith4620 2 ай бұрын

Did he put anything else deep inside of you?

@Cacophony314 9 ай бұрын

If Jimmy Carr ever starts with me, I'd just keep quiet... don't give him any fuel 😂, he always turns nothing into _something._

@Ag3nt0fCha0s 6 ай бұрын

I’d feed his fire. He could get the whole gig to laugh. And that would be worth the humiliation.

@MiKeMiDNiTe-77 9 ай бұрын

I love this guy..genius humor

@SwissplWatches 6 ай бұрын

FANTASTIC!!!!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a while!

@DaneliusUK 10 ай бұрын

Enjoyed it, thank you.

@zackeriah77 8 ай бұрын

Love it! Brilliant!

@BARROTJASON2 8 ай бұрын

Amazing crowd work!

@darXcore Ай бұрын

Simply brilliant compilation.

@davidschneff6926 8 ай бұрын

Quick witted comedy...loved it....not to mention. Cutting down the pretentious girls

@muppetmike69 9 ай бұрын

Seen him live the man’s a genius 😂😂😂😂

@flyonthewall7026 3 ай бұрын

Soooo funny... And is extremely MORAL... I love this man 👊

@willwetherington 8 ай бұрын

Don't heckle pro comedians. They're way too quick on their feet and will put in your place really fast!

@JackBradley-ow1dy 11 ай бұрын

This has helped me to paint 2day, I'm amateur and am quite ill, I. Most of the tips are Very good, thanks for tips keep them coming

@accidental-life 10 ай бұрын

I've had a blumpkin.They are great!

@yetiornot5726 3 ай бұрын

I've met Jimmy before and he's a really sweet guy. He's really good at his stage persona.

@justinanderson267 9 ай бұрын

You're the best Jimmy!

@rizz.0. 11 ай бұрын

Jimmy you're the best

@carlsitler9071 5 ай бұрын

Genius! Laughed so hard.

@josephstoliker986 3 ай бұрын

This man is hysterical!!!

@robinlinh 6 ай бұрын

even his audience is funny "at what point of the relationship did he ask for that?" "the end"

@andrewwhite1305 11 ай бұрын

Jimmy droppin' bombs!

@alexanderkeber4257 Ай бұрын

So great delivery I cry from laughing even though I know the joke that’s coming!

@Pigpen1202 3 ай бұрын

That was freaking hilarious 😂

@rogerrussell5155 8 сағат бұрын

Hi Jimmy ..watched your video ..and all the adverts too😂

@Timesend 2 ай бұрын

Absolutely amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@alfiovillordo350 10 ай бұрын

Great as ever

@Nicebitoffishing 11 ай бұрын

In the era of cancel culture this man is always refreshing 😂

@Daniel-yl8y 11 ай бұрын

It almost seems like (in Europe) "cancel culture" is mostly right wing, loaded fighting term. Who would have thought...

@realitybreath4647 10 ай бұрын

Cancel culture isn’t a real thing lol.

@wintermansion 8 ай бұрын

he's immune to cancel culture lol

@ianhill4585 8 ай бұрын

"If you build it they will come". Him and Ricky G, will always have a vast audience..

@supersexygal01 6 ай бұрын

And the amount of things he said not only are they hilarious but weirdly if it was said by anyone else the snowflakes would’ve cancelled him

@wolfang4219 3 ай бұрын

Haven't laughed this hard in ages

@JoeyP946 4 ай бұрын

just the first 3 seconds and I'm already laughing. Stopping the show just hoping for someone to heckle 🤣

@BrandonHardaker 10 ай бұрын

Best British comedian

@user-ed4ux8vx9v 10 ай бұрын

Laughable statement my friend!

@MJG206 9 ай бұрын

we get it, you dont understand him. @@user-ed4ux8vx9v

@ivaerz4977 7 ай бұрын

That would be Gordon Ramsay

@erickofod8550 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious as usual.

@saimbhat6243 9 ай бұрын

That audience has a really good sense of humor.

@jonnywatts2970 8 ай бұрын

Love the freestyle

@zandarx 6 ай бұрын

my god he is comedy gold... keep this man!

@paulatreanor5566 10 ай бұрын

He is so entertaining ☺️

@user-wj3bs8dq6s 13 күн бұрын

He is absolutely brilliant

@gailfawcett5555 9 ай бұрын

I saw him in Bath a couple of weeks ago. He was hilarious 😅😅

@Cyb3rM1nd 9 ай бұрын

What were you doing in his bathroom? O.o

@gailfawcett5555 9 ай бұрын

@@Cyb3rM1nd 😂😂😂😂😂

@Good-Intentions 9 ай бұрын

@@Cyb3rM1nd your autism makes you soo beautiful. i get why the people love Jimi. the brutality of honesty makes me giggle.

@Cyb3rM1nd 9 ай бұрын

@@Good-Intentions Not autistic, as far as I know, but thanks, I think?

@rocqitmon 6 ай бұрын

@@Cyb3rM1nd. good Groucho callback mate!

@momactavish 9 ай бұрын

This guy would be a perfect Glen Quagmire if theres ever Family Guy real movie

@alimitchell5346 8 ай бұрын

Saw him in Darwin in may... brilliant...

@neilperry2224 11 ай бұрын

That was great, any more in the film storage jimmy?

@gumusluk05 4 ай бұрын

That was brilliant Tan ! I wish you a very Happy Christmas. 🎉🥰

@senaexiled5081 3 ай бұрын

Fantastic!

@KingRealEstate 9 ай бұрын

Brilliant Jimmy...

@garry760 8 ай бұрын

You are hilarios,would love to see you live.Come to Toronto Canada.😂

@CodyDTD 8 ай бұрын

*"Noddy!!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

@nimplex2076 10 ай бұрын

I watched the short vids of dan bilzerian with tons of girls,jets, blabla etc. BUT after this clip I have to admit... YOU reachd top of the world ! Just standing there "speaking "normally" / "the truth" and "making money of it somehow" as you said.... haha man thx!!! Thats 'comedy' :) (I also do this my whole life already - but I'm not famous, so when I talk like that everybody gets offendd :P

@ColdNumbzThePain 8 ай бұрын

14:10 at least jimmy actually apologised ware as most comedians wouldn't so i give him props for that! 👍🏻

@user-ni1gi8gr9d 5 ай бұрын

British comedians, starting with the late Dave Allen, have improved my English more than all my teachers combined, and I had great teachers 😅

@Bamboule05 3 ай бұрын

Dave Allen was irish, though

@user-ni1gi8gr9d 3 ай бұрын

@@Bamboule05 Yes, but as far as I can remember, he didn't speak Gaelic 😉

@user-ni1gi8gr9d 3 ай бұрын

@@Bamboule05 I get it now, I wrote "British comedians ". 😉

@jimmylee4013 23 күн бұрын

love this guy sooooo funny

@SonnyRamos-xm5ni 9 ай бұрын

the laugh at the end!!

@ARTPLAYSGAMES86 3 ай бұрын

At least he thanks us for watching. That should catch on more. He knows we can watch anything and chose to watch this. Classy guy.

@esaber5301 10 ай бұрын

You are a piece of ...... but I can't get enough of you Jimmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jonnywatts2970 8 ай бұрын

Man that was good

@luqeprisecaru8507 10 ай бұрын

always called it , he's a genious

@user-ed4ux8vx9v 10 ай бұрын

No he's not, he is just a very sarcastic man

@MJG206 9 ай бұрын

Takes a smart man to be successfully sarcastic. @@user-ed4ux8vx9v

@robinmiller7958 9 ай бұрын

Wow! Funny stuff and I love the way the crowds are receptive to being entertained by his interactions with audience members. Might be a harder sell here in America at this point in our collapse.

@BlueSquad00 7 ай бұрын

he went to america and they got offended at everything