Gary Delaney’s BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation

Gary Delaney’s BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation | Jokes On Us

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A pun-packed compilation from the one-liner extraordinaire that is Gary Delaney 🎪 from almost every single of his appearances of Mock The Week.
Gary loves each and every gag and you can’t help but be carried away by his infectious charm. He’s like a cheeky schoolboy who can barely hide his glee with each and every punch line.
Gary’s the only comic ever to have got two gags in the same top 10 for Dave’s TV Funniest Jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe. He is currently touring, his last tour was extended four times and took in over 200 venues, he’s the premier gag smith of his generation and, through X (formally known as Twitter - which is what it should have always stayed as) he’s become one of the most followed and quoted comedians in the country.
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00:00 - Relationships (Series 11, Episode 3)
01:28 - Family (Series 11, Episode 9)
03:14 - Celebrity (Series 11, Episode 11)
04:50 - Relationships (Series 12, Episode 2)
06:43 - Education (Series 12, Episode 3)
08:14 - Childhood (Series 12, Episode 8)
10:14 - Relationships (Series 12, Episode 10)
11:45 - Shopping (Series 13, Episode 2)
13:17 - Health (Series 13, Episode 5)
14:53 - Transport (Series 13, Episode 7)
16:27 - Nationalities (Series 13, Episode 8)
17:55 - Childhood (Series 14, Episode 3)
19:26 - Health (Series 14, Episode 9)
21:12 - Work (Series 15, Episode 1)
22:57 - Technology (Series 15, Episode 2)
24:20 - Relationships (Series 15, Episode 9)
25:57 - Health (Series 16, Episode 3)
27:59 - Animals (Series 16, Episode 9)
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@ianchung5395 Ай бұрын

The true testament is when the other comedians piss themselves laughing

@daevanpatel4207 2 ай бұрын

Gary is as funny as he feels he is a legend. Iconic. Thank you Mr Delaney

@HutcH68 2 ай бұрын

Commas please 😂 I definitely misread this the first time. Cheers!

@Bipolarcloud Ай бұрын

This guy is brilliant.

@LEWISJAXON1 25 күн бұрын

You can see the respect from his fellow comedians ❤

@highdownmartin Ай бұрын

I’ve got the memory of an elephant. I remember one time going to the zoo, and I saw an elephant Top joke

@rjb6327 Ай бұрын

"Dad it's all Ls. Yea its Welsh" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Fatwreckman Ай бұрын

Nobody makes it look as effortless as Gary. The only person who broke everybody on the show this regularly was Frankie.

@nelsonduffy9520 Ай бұрын

That’s a comedic genius at work here

@yaboyj2191 Ай бұрын

There

@justayoutuber1906 Ай бұрын

He's funny. I had never seen him before.

@hawkpaul8735 Ай бұрын

Always has me laughing my head off. One of my favourite comedians.

@matthewsykes4814 28 күн бұрын

Making one liners is an art, having enough to destroy panel jokers and an audience is amazing. Gary is brilliant.

@Do_Not_Comply_V Ай бұрын

Best one liners EVER! THE GUY'S A LEGEND 😂😂😂😂

@anngant6034 Ай бұрын

Very funny. Love it.

@michaelharrison3602 Ай бұрын

Knock knock who's there?grandad 😂

@raxtafari7750 26 күн бұрын

Saw Gary Live ...amazingly hilarious. Love him ❤

@Bipolarcloud Ай бұрын

Gary is savage.

@AJPflooringuk Ай бұрын

I've had to pause this for laughing with tears,this guy is amazing,I defy anyone to watch this and not laugh 😂

@derekwarren6171 Ай бұрын

Brilliant comedy.

@jimtheyid Ай бұрын

Class,funny funny guy

@joeblogs5012 Ай бұрын

I can't breath. This is too much. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@chrismulawyshyn8733 Ай бұрын

Hes so good

@hesmanification Ай бұрын

Saw live at Helmsley arts centre. Was brilliant🎉

@AlanRoberts-xy4wu Ай бұрын

This guy is Excellent 👍

@therepublicofcynica Ай бұрын

The man's a genius.

@chriswinrow1483 Ай бұрын

Funny Funny man 😅

@vickisquires4257 2 ай бұрын

Amazing ❤😂

@staninjapan07 Ай бұрын

I must have seen this compilation three times now. And still I must have annoyed the people next door with my laughter and screaming, and the walls are concrete. I was trying to exercise on a treadmill, but I had to keep putting my feet over the edges to stop myself falling down. Gary is surely one of the funniest people I have ever seen.

@playlistadfaeverqgqe Ай бұрын

screaming?

@staninjapan07 Ай бұрын

@@playlistadfaeverqgqe Screaming with laughter. Perhaps you are not familiar with that phrase.

@ardy19681 Ай бұрын

Very funny

@catweasle5737 26 күн бұрын

Garry and Stewart Francis would have to be the two best one line comics.

@spenny690 Ай бұрын

A friend of mine who sold musical instruments for a living passed away recently. Unfortunately, his shop had a power cut, so he experienced multiple organ failure

@carlfranz6805 Ай бұрын

Sigh. Nicely done. 🤪

@shiriajin 2 ай бұрын

It feels that he’s coming up with these jokes on the spot.

@tajabbott9824 Ай бұрын

They're not off the cuff but he's scrolling through his bank of one liners for any he can make relevant

@andysedgley Ай бұрын

@@tajabbott9824Which takes skill - especially to make them seem off the cuff.

@michaelharrison3602 Ай бұрын

Big stew😢with dumplings know her well 😂🤣

@paulkennedy8701 Ай бұрын

"Beef stew with Dumplings" worked better.

@yaboyj2191 Ай бұрын

Yeah dumplings is the woman's name not big stew.

@jonnywyatt5522 25 күн бұрын

@@paulkennedy8701 😂😂

@Layla-mt9pc Ай бұрын

Joking aside 😂class😂😂😂😂

@tombartram7384 Ай бұрын

I was allergic to eggs but im ova it now.

@lordcharfield4529 Ай бұрын

Gary is a genius- no it’s not just a cliché. Best thing is seeing his sanctimonious peers not laughing at hilarious and skilfully crafted, rapid fire jokes!

@muddy6884 Ай бұрын

the jokes are mediocre at best

@Spitfyre1011 Ай бұрын

Sanctimonious? You're reading a lot into this situation that isn't there

@michaelharrison3602 Ай бұрын

Somebody told me that swearing was the sign of having a limited vocabulary. I told him to fuck off😂

@hawkpaul8735 Ай бұрын

I see a lot of laughing from the others, especially Miles and Nish.

@clemobenoit5813 Ай бұрын

@@muddy6884 Not woke enough for you ?

@lq5028 5 күн бұрын

😂 one morning I was riding a bicycle with a little 49cc engine, leather jacket , skid cap ... passed a cop on a hill , he passed me and was waiting at the top of the hill for me .. I almost turned around, but I've seen a slow speed chase sooo ... He gave me a $116 fine ,he was a courtney cop, ( illegal there ) doing a days duty in Campbell river ( engine legal there). I was about to take a shot of my rescue remedy, he said " that better not have alcohol in it", I looked, 29% yup. It was a test drive, just built forca freind, 730 am, freinds going to work waved and laughed... I had to walk the bike home, as he also pinned me as driving suspended .. right ! He told me that if he saw me on a riding lawnmower, he would take me to jail. Bet ya didn't know you had a bad ass as a friend .. tru story ... guess I should check see if than fine,still exists after 12 years ... he spelt my name wrong, so it would get thrown out anyway , but I was in logging camp say of court ... I'd rather make $200 a day, than loose $160 , in court lmao

@andrewnorth170 2 ай бұрын

The old ones are the best!

@grahambretman4010 Ай бұрын

That's what Wayne Rooney says too

@irishmade8136 Ай бұрын

GARY is great, but nobody will replace Frankie the living legend 👍👍👍

@jgt_ 14 күн бұрын

Frankie sucks.

@steveb1972 Ай бұрын

Sarah Millican’s hubby

@dav6131 Ай бұрын

???

@luqeprisecaru8507 Ай бұрын

3:55 the "H" is not pronounced in french actually , still sounds lika that

@CiderHead Ай бұрын

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha this man is bloody amazing 😂😂😂

@jonnywyatt5522 Ай бұрын

Has Chris Addison learnt how to clap yet

@robthemod58 Ай бұрын

Bedworth, Gary.

@Antheratrix Ай бұрын

Love these although 21:43 is the only joke i haven't been able to get

@craftsmanwoodturner Ай бұрын

Anyone who is flexible enough to enter themselves really ought to win a contortionist contest.

@garwyn Ай бұрын

@@craftsmanwoodturnerahh of course! Haha thanks. For some reason that one just didnt process

@47thdarkdimension Ай бұрын

Great video however too many ads. Give us a break!

@simoncrewe5625 Ай бұрын

Pay premium like me, its just youtube.

@makqua2001 Ай бұрын

Use an AD Blocker, haven't seen an ad on youtube ever - Adblock Plus - free ad blocker

@71timmay71 Ай бұрын

@@simoncrewe5625🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ ✈️

@clemobenoit5813 Ай бұрын

@@simoncrewe5625 Or get an adblocker...

@michaelharrison3602 Ай бұрын

Thesare the sort of jokes you hear all the time in pubs

@SoybooCow Ай бұрын

Where dyu go drinking? In my local, I can't understand half the jokes. They're all spoken in Polish, or Turkish, or Russian, or Albanian, or Arabic, or Pashto...🤣🤣🤣

@user-xg4td3gg7e 12 сағат бұрын

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

@68Boca Ай бұрын

Too funny! But I'm guessing nowadays Gary doesn't have a career anymore?

@karljenkinson3143 Ай бұрын

Exactly, just like Jimmy Carr...... oops.... 🙄

@arroncooper6077 Ай бұрын

Still touring

@jonsirulesx9929 16 күн бұрын

I think you will find his absence from TV recently was due to doing a massive tour with his show "Gary in Punderland". I have seen it written that it was almost 380 nights which is impressive by any standards.

@johngallagher4280 Ай бұрын

He lost weight

@theunknown8595 Ай бұрын

5:33, MUM, you mean. You are English, are you not?

@yaboyj2191 Ай бұрын

That's what he said. You need to clean ur ears out

@stephenreeds3632 Ай бұрын

It wouid kill Hugh Dennis to laugh wouldn't it?

@oxcart4172 Ай бұрын

Maybe he's just trying to think about jokes?

@Timmsy864 Ай бұрын

Had more laughs having a shit

@jgt_ 14 күн бұрын

Hugh Dennis has a great sense of humour, hence him being a successful comedian. He’s just agelastic, like Jack Dee.

@BLTwithMayo1 Ай бұрын

To make other comedians laugh....

@abcdefg5185 Ай бұрын

these are old......... wheres new ones ???

@yaboyj2191 Ай бұрын

These are clips from numerous shows performed over many years to make a compilation of one liners. You pressed play on this video so that's what u get. Gary delaney didn't upload this on his channel.

@mikefule330 2 ай бұрын

When did he last write some new material?

@generussell6145 2 ай бұрын

How's your channel doing? Share a link? That's what I thought

@davilathegreat 2 ай бұрын

He goes on tour in 2025, so just recently. I'm sure you're going to buy a ticket so you're not just a bitch talking shit online. That would be a pretty spineless, lowlife piece of shit move.

@stykytte 2 ай бұрын

@@generussell6145 What you want him to do, upload a bunch of stolen content from 20+ years ago? Most of Delaneys "best" one liners are other peoples material.

@nguyendailam6703 Ай бұрын

@@generussell6145 So, to clarify, you are saying that all celebrities are above criticism because they have more social media followers than the average man? You haven't really thought this through have you?

@Turzik Ай бұрын

Well, if u e.g. like some UK band still active and watch/listen to them, do u really need always new material? :)

@rcflightseeker3488 Ай бұрын

The British have rather dry humor

@andysedgley Ай бұрын

I think you'll find it's spelled "humour".

@gabriele7682 Ай бұрын

I heard a lot off Jimmy Carr jokes

@stewartfoster6581 Ай бұрын

Meh....

@davehedgehogUK Ай бұрын

These jokes are soooo much funnier when you realise he's married to Sarah Millican. So they're not jokes, they're just the depressed yelps of a man in relationship pain using humour to hide the abject horror.

@ItsMe-kj2xb Ай бұрын

Never knew that. He’s definitely the funny one in the relationship.

@davehedgehogUK Ай бұрын

@@ItsMe-kj2xb to be fair, a goldfish would be the funnier one in a relationship with Sarah Millican.

@dragonaffliction23 Ай бұрын

He also makes jokes about having a son even though he doesn't actually have any children. It's almost like they're just funny jokes and not reflective of his actual personal life.

@jeremyreid9582 Ай бұрын

This was recorded years before he met Sarah.

@jeremyreid9582 Ай бұрын

‘Depressed yelps’ ? What was the most amusing comment your partner ever uttered ? ( ‘ i do’ ?)