I did not include video footage of Jonathan’s Jonathan for a reason. I don’t think it is safe for him to enter your consciousness just yet. Patience, flock. Patience.
@hellochildren692 жыл бұрын
LOLL as an Emergency Med Bro, this was so spot on! Keep up the great work. My radiologist on call always says that with the clinical history. And the Ortho Bro - I know way too many of my Ortho Bros who are always like...call me anytime for any fracture, ill pick up.
@carlettariyahi51422 жыл бұрын
Does back up Johnathan have a backup Johnathan? Kind of like those Russian dolls? Lol
@lotsofstuff96452 жыл бұрын
Haha it sounds like you’re building up a multiverse movie franchise with all of these characters. Alternative Jonathan sounds like his head nods and assuring smile could cure someone’s leprosy.
@bluemoon3302 жыл бұрын
Thank you Dr. Glaucomflecken for not showing us Jonathan's Jonathan at this time. I am not ready for this new dimension and the laugh alone from the opthamologist sent chills. Seriously though..I too will be working the 4th..I get the psych patients coming in....
@floresmeralda73172 жыл бұрын
Totally random Doc!!!! Do you recommend a anyone for retinal scarring due to toxoplasmosis 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 thanks! A faithfully watching NP
@temi80872 жыл бұрын
The evil laugh from the ophthalmologist... oh no, the stress from making him work a weekend has finally made him *SNAP*
@anacoanagoldenflower2 жыл бұрын
Not even making him yet, just KNOWING that he'd have to was enough!
@broadside__80302 жыл бұрын
He just went full anime villain! Totally expected him to push the glasses up the bridge of his nose despite the ropes 😂
@amylandry41082 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤
@kreatuslucina2 жыл бұрын
@@broadside__8030 second Jonathans hand reaches up and does it for him
@blake60ah412 жыл бұрын
Not the stress of actually working a weekend, just the mere threat that he’d have too
@tykat122 жыл бұрын
"I won't let you down bike bro.". Too sweet for this world
@ftd8882 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised that they were able to get Jonathan tied up in the first place. I’m betting that it involved bait, a tranquilizer gun, and at least three ER doctors.
@jimwormmaster Жыл бұрын
What kind of bait would you use for a Jonathan?
@karkahn10 ай бұрын
@@jimwormmaster the ophthalmologists lunch needed to be prepared
@mattwallace17012 жыл бұрын
Thoughts and prayers for the new interns taking their first call on July 4th 😁 In ortho we used to divide the holidays between "drunk" holidays like the 4th with a lot of alcohol-related injuries, and "holidays of familial regret" like Thanksgiving when people go get grandma out of the SNF, bring them to an unfamiliar environment with loose rugs, and we spend the night fixing hip fractures. Awesome work eye-bro.
@masterofdesaster82 жыл бұрын
Where I work we have so-called "GMG"-patients around the major holidays (Christmas and Easter). GMG, in this case, stands for "Grandma/Grandpa must go" and it's usually patients from care facilities that reduce staffing over those holidays to save money and send their residents to the ER with questionable cause.
@garrettkajmowicz2 жыл бұрын
@@masterofdesaster8 As someone in EMS who can't refuse to pick these patients up from the nursing home, I feel for you.
@masterofdesaster82 жыл бұрын
@@garrettkajmowicz You know what I'm talking about. Like, do you expect your 95 year old granny to have regular bowel movements when she's on like 5 different opioids (speaking in hyperbole)? And I'd be a bit loopy, too, if I only drank a glass of water over the last 3 days, like Grandpa Herb over there. And those patients are really frustrating.
@swmissouricreek2 жыл бұрын
😂holidays of familial regret!!
@juliaappleton172 жыл бұрын
We call the holiday of family regret...."weekend at Bernie families" . In their defense I took my mother with advanced dementia to Dairy Queen for her fav blizzard on Mothers Day. The workers at the home gave me a hard time. I shot back that they did not own her and I was a skilled nurse. Mixed texture dysphagia nightmare. She turned bad colors. I drove around town until she turned pink again. She did not care and would have done it again.
@madhuraukalkar10842 жыл бұрын
As an Indian ophthalmologist, have the same feelings about Diwali!
@tubax9262 жыл бұрын
How does an Indian Jonathan differ from an American one?
@xander1052 Жыл бұрын
I feel British Opthalmologists will have similar feelings about Diwali lol
@rachelfox8108 Жыл бұрын
@@xander1052 And that's before you remember Bonfire Night...
@DrJohnDavisAkkara Жыл бұрын
@@tubax926The head nod is different- Google Indian head nod
@LTGvideos2 жыл бұрын
The lore expansion this episode! A backup Jonathan and the introduction of Trauma Surgery. Great skit.
@stripey5662 жыл бұрын
What if that's just the normal surgeon who was forcibly transferred into ER? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d719nKqQnLbbkoE.html
@vulkendov52102 жыл бұрын
I believe trauma surgery was introduced in the "Never chart in the emergency department" skit
@willito12112 жыл бұрын
I died laughing at the trauma surgeon!! How he was slapping his helmet and getting pumped up!!
@mei25022 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh yes 😆 my moms a radiologist and the amount of exploded hands that she sees on the 4th is absurd…her coworkers are already bracing themselves for the weekend
@Abdul-Rahman32072 жыл бұрын
execuse me, but can you tell me what's the idea behind "4th July"? I'm not Amirican
@gemmobian4542 жыл бұрын
@@Abdul-Rahman3207 It's the US Day of Independence
@jennifergraceh2 жыл бұрын
@@Abdul-Rahman3207 like the other person said, it’s our Independence Day. People like to celebrate by lighting off fireworks (both legal and illegal), drinking heavily, and barbecuing. It is a really big deal, especially in small towns. In my hometown in northern Michigan, they block off the street and have a big parade. And in the park, they have all sorts of different vendors selling their handmade goods/art. Then, once it gets dark, the city puts on a huge fireworks display. People get really into the fireworks and buy their own, which, inevitably causes a lot of people to blow their hands up. Alcohol+fireworks=💥 💀❤️🩹🫠
@HisameArtwork2 жыл бұрын
at least you are not in china, they have way more 4th of julys
@kimmiek.98342 жыл бұрын
Never Underestimate the stupidity of humans when they mix alcohol and fire.
@hiltonian_12602 жыл бұрын
The concept of fractal Jonathans is great. That said, the quality control on most fireworks is not great. I’ve shot fireworks shows professionally. I’ve had pro tube launched fireworks fail on me dramatically. The pro US made stuff is good. The pro Chinese stuff is ok, with occasional dramatic failures. The amateur Chinese stuff that your average schmo might buy is a gamble. Fuse burn speed, for example. Still, most of the carnage is just drunks and children. Oh, so you’ll just hand out sparklers for the kids to wave around? Yes, a stick of burning magnesium at 4000F in a child’s hand is a brilliant idea. #1 source of 4th of July fireworks injury for kids. Be safe out there.
@timothyvandyke95112 жыл бұрын
PLUS ONE TO THIS I know a child who wasn't old enough to know bright meant hot and grabbed a burning sparkler's burning bit. I also know people who were setting off firecrackers in cans and then didn't dispose of them properly or shield the small children from them and a child grabbed the hot can. It's bad. I love fireworks! Be safe out there everyone!
@timothyvandyke95112 жыл бұрын
@Alhareth Altayib nah, fireworks are wicked cool and a fantastic way to celebrate things. Not a waste of money, totally worth it. Are pretty colors and smiles not worth more than what we get from driving to work? I would argue it's totally worth it :)
@tabeechey2 жыл бұрын
The DIY fireworks scare me even more. I grew up in rural Appalachia, I know too many people who liked to play with black powder. I am honestly astonished my hometown didn't just burn off the map, especially with all of the meth sheds...
@iyaayas2 жыл бұрын
@@timothyvandyke9511 not to mention, when we really want to blow something up, fireworks are a great alternative to focus on than the entity we're angry at.
@kyle8572 жыл бұрын
Technically, Johnathan is a 7th dimensional "hyper-being."
@DocJakeDO2 жыл бұрын
The raw brutal honest of plastics and ophthalmology in this skit are amazing. As a hospitalist I can feel for ER Bro.
@narre712 жыл бұрын
excuse me, it's BIKE BRO!
@VelocityMapping2 жыл бұрын
I like and can agree with plastics to transfer everything.
@puzzlefade2 жыл бұрын
Working my first 4th of July this year. On evening shift. At my hospital near the beach. Thanks for making me laugh about it!
@GregRodgers12 жыл бұрын
This gives the extra incident of drunk people thinking they're sober enough to go swimming.
@lilbatz2 жыл бұрын
@@GregRodgers1 or diving head first off the dock into 2 ft of water. Or slap water wings in a 3 year old and let the Lake Michigan rip tide whip them away from shore. Memories!
@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo2 жыл бұрын
Best of luck 🧡
@doseckes31832 жыл бұрын
in my town the fireworks display is almost always the night of the 3rd, hence more trauma than the 4th
@mrocha30062 жыл бұрын
@@lilbatz 😳😳😳
@kelly18272 жыл бұрын
Fourth of July is the ophthalmologists' week to shine! Think of all the embers embedded in corneas! Fun memory: Me, on duty EMS standby at a fireworks display when a shell exploded too low, just as everyone is looking up. The throng of pts staggering to the ambulance looked like an episode of "The Walking Dead" 💀
@jeal50222 жыл бұрын
"Fun memory"?
@Listrynne2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about the super bright lights causing temporary or permanent blindness.
@laurad14872 жыл бұрын
There's a staff psychologist with lots of openings, ready to help you explore your sense of "fun," and help you find more pro-social alternatives. Yoga, group therapy, aromatherapy, play therapy, and flotation tank all available to help you process your feelings....
@Listrynne2 жыл бұрын
Oh, and I wanted to share a similar story. Small town fireworks display, launch platform at one end of the elementary school soccer field. My family was on the opposite side of the building, away from the crowd when we heard screaming and some fireworks *landed* on our side. One of the racks fell over and the fireworks went straight at the crowd. Found out later that my 12 yo brother's friend that lived around the corner from us would have taken one in the midsection if his dad hasn't rolled on top of him. He was hit in the back of the thigh and spent a few days in the hospital, but was walking around in a week or so. As far as I know his was the only major injury. I think there were a few others burned, but nothing serious.
@matasa74632 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think they really needed the eye bro there. Fourth of July just screams "we had an oppsie."
@deannaepler2 жыл бұрын
haha Jonathan and his angry face no head nod either, someone is going to pay 🤣 😂
@ItsAsparageese2 жыл бұрын
When you showed Jonathan angrily tied up, I thought for a second we were going to get a firm singular "NO"-headshake like his nod 😂 I guess, even under the worst of circumstances, he stays true to his nature and would never sink to the level of voicing a "no"!
@sharvo6 Жыл бұрын
I thought the cords were just going to untie themselves lol
@Anniesweetz112 жыл бұрын
As a former ophthalmic tech for 10 years, these Jonathan videos make me crack up but also completely relate. I was a Jonathan..
@kaylahall12192 жыл бұрын
GASP! There is one in our midst…
@LM-ny2py Жыл бұрын
Who exactly is Jonathan? Why is he so important?
@surrealistgirlx Жыл бұрын
@lisasharf1442 Жыл бұрын
Me, too, honey! For 30 years…
@pauldirc.. Жыл бұрын
@@LM-ny2pyAssistant of ophthalmologist
@Foxman_Noir2 жыл бұрын
Paediatrics always trying to force me to do a several page (seriously) clinical history when I was helping in A&E there... one day I just had enough and wrote "toy car - up his nose, APGAR irrelevant" and walked off.
@maurmi2 жыл бұрын
The Apgar score and developmental history will help us predict whether this is going to happen again and again and start intervention to prevent that, once this toy car is removed
@RT-of6ji2 жыл бұрын
This comment made me laugh as much as the video! APGAR irrelevant 🤣
@seannorthern88542 жыл бұрын
Just a thought: "...yes, I can; and I am too burned out to care." Got me in the feels... the only one I got left.
@sandeepdavid8462 жыл бұрын
For you guys it's Fourth of July, for us it's Diwali. Lot of drinking, lot of fireworks, lot of exploded faces and hands 😂
@meagancarmichael38922 жыл бұрын
For us it is the New Years lol
@Elenrai Жыл бұрын
As someone that delivers newspapers on new years eve; Holy shit its a wild night to work nightshifts in residential areas! We dont mind 20 inches of snow, we will get thru, but even new years eve make us delay our deliveries! I recall at 5AM seeing a mailbox in fine condition, I pass by 40 minutes later then the mailbox is gone. Please, PLEASE educate everyone about the risk to us innocent delivery people, because not only are we slowly taking over postal services in many countries, but we generally dont excactly make bank and we need our fingers to make a living! And our feet! I dont care if its a dud, you move that shit using a pole outta the path where humans might step on it! And that includes your garden, last thing you wanna wake up to with a hangover, is a dead paperboy with new leg for Fido to chew on and a box of exploded makeup scattered across a wet terrace, that shit is not gonna be easy to remove! If you make a mess! Clean up! Otherwise you can clean bits of me up :D
@tabeechey2 жыл бұрын
When I did 911 dispatch 4th of July was a complete shitshow. So many stupid injuries, so many kids getting hurt with "small" fireworks, so many drownings and drunken injuries. Please, folks, if you have kids near water, have sober adults watching them without distraction! And for Pete's sake, don't give them ANY explosives!!!
@bryceleinan2 жыл бұрын
After serving as the help desk for dispatchers statewide, I’ve determined nothing good happens after 6 PM on any day of a 3 day weekend…
@marinattysegura58442 жыл бұрын
In my country the fireworks are prohibited. Aaaaannndd... if a policeman finds a kid with fireworks, the parents can lose the custody. If there's an injury cause by fireworks, they can go to jail. 🇨🇴
@katierasburn95712 жыл бұрын
@@marinattysegura5844 the only right way to do it! I wish fireworks were only limited to professional organised displays and random joe shmucks cant blast things to pieces
@marinattysegura58442 жыл бұрын
@@katierasburn9571 The fireworks law was promulgated because a lot of children lost their limbs and eyes. As you say, those shows are restricted to professional companies.
@ssansu2 жыл бұрын
Yep. I have a scar on my hand from when I was 6 years old and grabbed the sparkly end of a sparkler.
@jacilynbrainard74812 жыл бұрын
I’d be thrilled with a clinical indication of “hand exploded”. I usually just get “pain” or “trauma”, with injuries ranging from an imperceptible scratch to an amputation!
@Elenrai Жыл бұрын
Just a layman suggestion but, maybe "Hand - explosive shock(wave) trauma"? Thats a pretty good indicator somethings fucked a hand up and whatever did it probably said "bang" somewhere in the process
@Schm1dtstorm2 жыл бұрын
Been watching these for so long that I genuinely forget sometimes that the same person plays each character, they're so unique.
@AgentAnime952 жыл бұрын
1:34 I love how mad yet serious Johnathan looks.
@lissakaye6102 жыл бұрын
The “Don’t forget to provide enough patient history” …. Priceless lol. Your created cast is so perfect it also includes veterinary medicine doctors. The 4th in an emergency Vet hospital is so like this as well. Imagine trying to find… an Emergency Veterinary Ophthalmologist.
@kathclark2 жыл бұрын
lol
@cowdog8972 жыл бұрын
So true! As a RVT these are spot on!
@mcatb.1872 жыл бұрын
Forget finding one for the holidays, we can't even find one for regular days. Ours is booked out 4 months in advance.
@corgiw72812 жыл бұрын
:GASP!!:
@monedameow2 жыл бұрын
OMG are there?
@Pants40962 жыл бұрын
Oh DEAR. Jonathan looks more upset than we've ever seen him! (Nice fast pan/cut btw. Flawless.)
@sopyleecrypt68992 жыл бұрын
Dr. G should be proud of that one.
@hannahcostanzo74882 жыл бұрын
yeah it got me for a second, I went back and watched it at .25x to see how it was done
@CBG232x52 жыл бұрын
I just like how the level of back up Johnathans could conceivably reach absurd levels. It’s Johnathans all the way down.
@richardpowell42812 жыл бұрын
I thought Jonathan was just gonna break out of the ropes like the incredible Hulk
@rashidawilkinson2 жыл бұрын
No this is extremely accurate. I worked as a medical scribe in an ER in Alabama, and a woman came in screaming, hollering (I think she couldn’t cry), because her 4 year old nephew set off a firework in the backyard and she was blinded with significant trauma to the eyes. We didn’t have an ophthalmologist on call so we had to transfer her. By the time we did, she said she could see some blurs, but the doc, NP, nurses, and techs, really didn’t have any hope for her getting her eyesight back
@LadyV4372 жыл бұрын
I work at the University that gets those patients lol. We had a similar story my first year, although this guy was drunk and stuck his head over a firework because it hadn't gone off yet.
@dynamicworlds12 жыл бұрын
I'm not blaming her specifically but it needs to be asked....who lets a 4 year old get access to fire and explosives at the same time?!
@petelancaster67152 жыл бұрын
As sorry as I feel for this woman, can you imagine the burden of her 4 year old nephew living the rest of his life knowing he blinded his aunt? Awful for everyone involved.
@Elenrai Жыл бұрын
@@LadyV437 I work newspaper deliveries including new years eve, mailboxes are terrifying, we are honestly scared shitless whenever a firework intense holiday comes up, the culture of "no matter rain or snow" is very much the norm BUT when explosives get involved, we uh...we tend to delay everything by a couple hours! I hope I never end up a paitent but honestly we are extremely exposed, any idea if newspaper couriers are among the more commonly affected? I mean a dud in a mailbox n a good poke from a paper n two letters and the proximity of a courier on a moped....
@adoculos4521 Жыл бұрын
@@petelancaster6715 Fgs, he was 4, it was not his fault. What responsible adult let's a 4 year old near fireworks? He should have no guilt at all!
@SuperLadyDanger2 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing! I thought trauma surgery was a mood, but ophthalmology & his secret cadre of Jonathans shattered my funny bone!
@joeyelmer8549 Жыл бұрын
Ortho is on it!
@TheDungeonofBadDecisions2 жыл бұрын
Opthamology is one bad day away from becoming a supervillian with the world's most terrifyingly competent henchmen... And I think Emergency Medicine just gave him that bad day.
@Dreish22 жыл бұрын
This smooth transition from opthalmology to Jonathan
@prisonofficer99152 жыл бұрын
Things about to get crazy in the emergency department
@garrettkajmowicz2 жыл бұрын
About to?
@benjaminmanzano92842 жыл бұрын
Everything changed after the multiverse portal was opened. Never thought I would hear about the existence of a second Jonathan
@voicingsomeopinions70062 жыл бұрын
We already saw a different Jonathan in the ophthalmology interview video.
@linag73082 жыл бұрын
Funny how Ophthalmology and Jonathon are the evil villains in the medical field. Does he have pet cat?
@pilkoso2 жыл бұрын
You mean the Johnacat?
@wraithship2 жыл бұрын
Given Jonathan's silence and propensity for glaring I'm not entirely convinced he's not a cat in human disguise
@PuffKitty2 жыл бұрын
@@wraithship 😅 😼
@DanielWhiting2 жыл бұрын
Jonathan's Jonathan has a pet Jonathan
@JoeTheImpaler2 жыл бұрын
@@wraithship 🤣☠️
@martina67002 жыл бұрын
There's nothing more terrifying than a backup Jonathan!
@MadMac52 жыл бұрын
I'm just happy seeing Ortho ready to be completely in his element. Femurs all weekend long, bro!
@lilbatz2 жыл бұрын
Forgot the humerus from falling off the lawn mowers and ATVs
@samwarren28502 жыл бұрын
The DGCU (Dr. Glaucomflecken cinematic universe) continues to grow
@KaiyaCorrbin2 жыл бұрын
These never fail to make things so much brighter when the impending stress of a holiday involving explosives is upon us...thank you, Dr. 🤣
@doctormorbinreal94132 жыл бұрын
The devil shivers when Jonathan gets angry
@kerilunsford98892 жыл бұрын
As a transplant surgeon, we will be ready to capitalize on all of the 4th of July shenanigans on July 5th-7th! Keep up the content. You’re killing it❤️
@PWLfr2 жыл бұрын
um... good... thing ?
@kerilunsford98892 жыл бұрын
@@PWLfr only for the recipient
@tristancoffin2 жыл бұрын
When people are genetically engineered and we can (hopefully) grow new organs what do you predict will happen to organ donation?
@PWLfr2 жыл бұрын
We'll still need it obviously, compatible organs are rare. You could grow one of your own I guess if we had the technology but it would take months and I'm not sure an deficient organ can be cloned. I would love to be wrong and I'm far from an expert but creating an organ farm and then modifying them to fit the recipient is farfetched
@kerilunsford98892 жыл бұрын
@@PWLfr more likely we will be able to grow them in genetically engineered pigs. This is already in clinical trials for kidneys, and the first pig to human heart transplant has been performed
@kat0ray2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the heads up! I work at the transfer center and this will be my first 4th of July weekend working there. I will be ready to -ask the ED clerk to fax me the CT report so that when the Trauma Surgeon thinks that the report from the ED doc isn't good enough, I can read them the CT impressions word for word (I think sometimes they prefer that over the report from the ED doc) -have the ophthalmologist tell me, "no transfer, follow up in clinic." -hope that I don't have to call plastics and have them explain to me how they drew the line on the body to peacefully resolve which part goes to them and which part goes to ortho.
@tessat3382 жыл бұрын
My dad tumbled the riding mower tractor and track-vac down a hill on top of himself and a tree stump on July 3 a couple of years ago. He, being in his 80s and during a pandemic, was taken to MD Shock Trauma, one of the premier emergency medical centers in the United States. My mom, a retired nurse who speaks medical jargon, was able to follow along behind and to accompany him through his day. He got there at 3 pm and didn't end up heading home until 3 am. The new residents were just starting that month and no one knew where anything was or what the procedures were. Though Dad got a good standard of care, he spend a lot of time just waiting on a gurney for different specialties to be available. The new residents were totally freaked out by his chest X-ray which showed evidence of broken ribs. In a consult, an experienced radiologist was able to show the residents that the cracked ribs were old scars from Dad's previous tumble off the roof a few years earlier. He had only needed "minor" brain surgery back then as a result of that incident. Dad was taken through his whole neuro and thoracic exam, which included a CT scan, only to have them finally look at his arm, which had a large cut, and after it unwrapped and was lavaged, they realized that it also needed to be imaged and he had to be sent back for ANOTHER CT scan. Thankfully, though he was banged, bruised and cut up, he wasn't badly injured. I'm sure that all the new residents will only make those mistakes once and that it was a good learning experience for everyone. My parents learned that it was a good year to finally make up their minds to sell the house and move into a retirement condo. They ended up selling at the top of the market for well above asking price. If they had waited another year to sell, they'd have run into higher interest rates and who knows if my dad would have survived the next inevitable house-related disaster.
@sarahcunha76072 жыл бұрын
Oh, fourth of july, the weekend of alcohol and explosives
@kelseyporada63162 жыл бұрын
My favorite weatherman from metro Detroit would always give a 4th of July warning to viewers about fireworks safety. Unfortunately, he ended up with a firework exploding in his own eye. Oopsy! But he has a glass eye now, looks great, and has even more credibility when newscasting about fireworks safety. Thanks docs!
@SaikoX952 жыл бұрын
"What up, Call bros!" I don't know why but that cracked me the fuck up.
@britandveg2 жыл бұрын
Ortho bros/PT bros bracing themselves for the weekend of America's Got Talent: Jackass Edition
@olivenboo2 жыл бұрын
@@britandveg 😆😆😆
@MamaWheelz2 жыл бұрын
Just what we've been begging for: MORE LORE!!!
@moseleych2 жыл бұрын
The plot twist we didn’t even know we needed!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱
@Zeuseus66092 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see Eye bro learned from his experience with the Therapist. Got that backup Jonathon so he'd never be separated from his loyal scribe ever again.
@prongs41372 жыл бұрын
Ok I'm legit scared rn. Back up Jonathan!😱 I didn't know the Opthamologist was so diabolical.
@Restlessmedic2 жыл бұрын
Emergency medicine: Well, the good news is that trauma surgery and I were able to keep your eyes in their socket... the bad news is that since Opthamology doesn't work weekends you're probably going to be blind by the time he sees you for the consult. Good luck. Patient: Well, f**k.
@gryphonennis1002 Жыл бұрын
I love all these vids. I knew an old lady who was missing 4 fingers. One day I asked her how she lost her fingers. She said as a kid she was playing with firecrackers and one exploded in her hand. She was afraid of getting in trouble and managed to hide the injury from her parents for several days. By that point the fingers, or what was left of them, couldnt be salvaged. She was a very tough cookie.
@mikeyhealy962 жыл бұрын
You just never fail with these. Always amazing!
@faribareads2 жыл бұрын
My brother was an EM Jonathan all through undergrad and now is an EM doctor doing his residency. He has certainly seen some interesting things.
@stephengee25462 жыл бұрын
Aloha, I love your sketches and as a senior ophthalmologist I can relate! I was glad to see in your bio you play ultimate frisbee. They don't have a division for the great great masters division(which is going on in Ireland now) for me, but I still go and play with crew (mostly goaltie). I'm sure you can understand the heckle "get a library card and learn how to read [the disc]"
@shieraseastar93002 жыл бұрын
That was the biggest reveal since learning Vader was you-know-who's FATHER!
@Liantx2 жыл бұрын
Omg this is fantastic, you need to continue with your general hospital skits, these belong together
@mele48272 жыл бұрын
Tying up Johnathan, damn that's brutal. Johnathan having a Johnathan amakes my head hurt. And that evil chuckle!!
@noursalem50702 жыл бұрын
"Why is he tied ? " "It's the only way to get an ophthalmologist to work during weekends " Bruh it's the only way to get em to work / consult at any time not only weekends.
@jorik412 жыл бұрын
Goodluck you guys may the fingers be found , the fractures easily set. and may them all have in network health insurance.
@yael87542 жыл бұрын
I want to see the second Jonathan!!
@devyn76022 жыл бұрын
Backup Jonathan! The plot thickens
@chrisananian54552 жыл бұрын
As a radiologist on call this weekend, most of my call is from home. The radiologist for GGH should probably be attending this meeting via zoom from the comfort of his home office.
@VelvetJazz2 жыл бұрын
YES!!! Brilliant as always, LOVE YOUR CONTENT!! It keeps this coder/biller from going nutty…👏👏👏😄
@garwood72582 жыл бұрын
LOL! My niece just called me Jonathan and told me to get her bath water ready and cook breakfast while she bathe.
@meganofsherwood36652 жыл бұрын
Dr. G's acting is so flawless I literally forgot for a moment when these characters are all played by the same person. Full round of applause, Dr. G, and best wishes to everyone working this weekend!! I'll try to keep my friends from landing in your emergency room
@haggielady2 жыл бұрын
OMG, that laugh was just pure evil. Thanks Doc, didn't know you had it in you to pull that off.
@LuisXGP2 жыл бұрын
Ophthalmologist being the devil king could explain why he have so many talented Minions
@jimbelter22 жыл бұрын
Only the smart ones have backup plans for every situation because they know Murphy's law exists
@dylutant2 жыл бұрын
Finally, the glorious return of Trauma Surgery!
@RegisteredNurseL.A.2 жыл бұрын
The back up Jonathan has agreed to be my Service Jonathan because fireworks give me extreme anxiety. I’m sorry Ophthalmology, peoples’ eyes will need you this weekend. Someone will inevitably get a firework shot at one or both.
@elias13762 жыл бұрын
i’m new so pls tell me about johnathan 😅
@Alinor242 жыл бұрын
@@elias1376 Jonathan is the ophtalmologist's loyal scribe. He never speaks, just nods and does a great job. You have to see a few other videos with him to really understand why he is the favourite character of most viewers though.
@elias13762 жыл бұрын
@@Alinor24 aye sounds good. toss me a few faves!
@squishonАй бұрын
I laughed so hard at “it exploded, there.” Love the ER doc’s directness and desire that others get to the point. My kind of person. 😂
@Caroline12612 жыл бұрын
So funny, you're brilliant. Love all of the different doctors and the way they act and talk. Thanks for making me laugh so much
@tylernatof76522 жыл бұрын
Phenomenal character development for the ophthalmologist... Never have seen this dark of side from him
@KellyAnn1997 Жыл бұрын
I can’t even tell you how much entertainment I’ve gotten from all these videos. Thank you!
@lilbatz2 жыл бұрын
DYING! Love plastics punted to the university center. Stitch bro isn't going to have his martinis and boating time messed with. Trauma bro is beyond HAWT! Love the Argo. Having worked in the ED over the 4th, it is exploded, drunk, 800 level blood sugar, MCA/ATV fawk ups, and the dialysis patient with 32 lbs of water weight. GOOD TIMES!🤣
@beckiefannin4071 Жыл бұрын
You forgot the CHFers with FVO and pulmonary edema after the BBQs.
@markiannatuono18682 жыл бұрын
You finally did it! Go trauma!!!! You da man, Doc!!!
@murraysolomon49242 жыл бұрын
The green berets of the medical field.
@garrettkajmowicz2 жыл бұрын
Pro-tip: don't buy "home-made" fireworks sold by a sketchy guy out of the back of their pickup truck for cash and then hold them in your hand while you light them.
@GTAmaniac12 жыл бұрын
i'm not from the US, but when i get a hold of some fireworks that seem sketch, i hook up electric ignition with some copper wire, nicrom wire and a 9v battery
@jamesoreilly12 жыл бұрын
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
@kenzie48702 жыл бұрын
This sounds like it comes from an experience 😂
@dynamicworlds12 жыл бұрын
That sounds oddly specific...
@captaint57392 жыл бұрын
Jonathans all the way down like a Russian nesting doll
@darianromero3532 Жыл бұрын
Opthalmologist is a secret villain and I'm totally here for it and fully support him
@sopyleecrypt68992 жыл бұрын
In NZ there are three holidays that involve fireworks, but only one that traditionally features a LOT of drinking, and that’s NYE. We make up for it with heavy drinking every time the All Blacks play. We also have the occasional volcanic eruption that ties up every plastic surgeon in NZ and Australia for months (RIP to all the victims of Whakaari/White Island).
@shirellejacobs45192 жыл бұрын
Hilariously accurate it seems.
@Rockinrobynification2 жыл бұрын
I’m not in the medical field, but these videos still crack me up!!
@butterfly21752 жыл бұрын
4th of July is my birthday. Jonathan is my favourite character and I get this amazing plotwist?! AWESOME!
@michellebobier44712 жыл бұрын
"It exploded. There. There's your clinical history." Brilliant!
@carlyblankenship51982 жыл бұрын
As an anesthesiologist working 4th of July weekend, I’m a little disappointed we weren’t included in the doctor huddle!
@philmiller2465 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, anesthesia is an afterthought, even to the trauma surgeon
@michellecoats66492 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, July 4th weekend beckons and I am so glad I no longer work bedside.
@davidneal11272 жыл бұрын
I'd forward this to my ophthalmologist but he came in on a weekend to treat my pinkeye. Dude's awesome.
@Cmallon812 жыл бұрын
I would have thought 4th of July was the one time the Ophthalmologist was excited to work-protect those eyes ; no sparklers
@siriusnj46872 жыл бұрын
This is gold. Please make a sequel
@forlightandlife2 жыл бұрын
Currently in the hospital now! But the only thing explosive about my July 4th weekend was my appendix!
@librarygyal05892 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 This was too good!! Lives trauma surgeon depiction and Jonathan ^2 oh my!
@oracleofthemundane95932 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a hospital that had the contracts for city police and fire departments. I do not miss working a Fourth of July weekend there.
@jennderqueer2 жыл бұрын
SECOND JONBRO
@45-tejasmahajan842 жыл бұрын
Had no idea people explode this much on 4th of July
@riverstein72512 жыл бұрын
Oh yes it’s the one time of year people decide it’s ok to give sparklers aka a more dangerous oversized candle to small children to play with while their parents drink and talk. It’s also the one time of year people will mix drinking, explosives, bbq, bonfires, and boating or swimming. It can only go sideways. I once set a yard on fire because the host at a party handed toddler aged me a sparkler and I got tired of holding it, and I’ve also seen drunk idiots attempt to set off fireworks from their boat on a lake.
@45-tejasmahajan842 жыл бұрын
@@riverstein7251Damn that's scary 😳 and peoples hands exploded or caught fire?
@irrationalsense2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Ortho always brings me joy. Also loving the inclusion of Trauma -- he seems ready for anything. XD
@jenniferwintz2514 Жыл бұрын
A backup Jonathan gives me the shivers. It's a year later and I'm still not ready.
@FacundoMD2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 ❤ Omg ! ER Doc here this is incredible and very accurate I just say. Such great content as always. Please Stay Safe !!!!!
@lubadubdab86902 жыл бұрын
Currently a med student and seeing how the Ophthalmologist looks villainous make me want to become one.