I saw some mutated form of the Goat Man once. It was standing in a meadow close to my place. I've never seen a more terrifying sight in my life. The creature stood on all fours, and all of its limbs ended in hooves and it used its teeth to tear up the grass it was standing on. It's entire body was covered in grey fur. It was about the size of a dog and there were several of them, some of them standing on a tower-like structure nearby. I would have investigated further were it not for their human minion that chased my away, yelling something about that I was not welcome at his petting zoo or something. So mysterious.

“have you ever heard a menacing... “BAAAAA!” just from outside your window?” no... no I haven’t, and I don’t want to.

*Hey Darkness. I just wanted to let you know your videos help me get through the day. I work as a delivery driver for a water company. My radio in my van is broken, so pretty much all day I listen to your videos using my phone. Makes the day go by WAY easier. Keep up the amazing work bro!!*

MORE GOATMAN!! MORE WEREWOLVES!! MORE MOTHMAN!! MORE SKINWAKERS!! MORE WENDIGOS!! Clearly I'm crazy about these stories! :P I love your channel Darkness!!

Injustice Goats among us

lol darkness, Jessie didnt fall, Phil tripped him my man 😂😂😂, but thanks for picking my story!

That rich southern drawl boooii

I can't not laugh at that intro!!!! xD If you love me guys, check out my merch store at www.morbidmonsters.com/ for some awesome shirts :)

I would be sooo down to listen to some stories in that royal southern voice. Meeeeow! 😉 haha.

When I heard the goat man in Australia I was so scared and love your videos goatman stories are the best

Omfg that goat sound in the beginning lmaoooo.

When did he start doing this the southern accent

LOL loooooove your southern accent!!!

i just want to say even though I've just recently actually started on your videos, i do love that you mostly do the supernatural skinwalkers, goatman, etc. they're my favourite. keep up the great work!

Nope, can't say I've ever heard a menacing burp from outside my window. From outside my brother, on the other hand, is a different story.

This is why we need assault rifles

Damn it!! That goat noise at the beginning of the video scared the living hell out of me 😱😱😩 was not expecting that! Made me flinch and drop my soda 😩

Here in Texas the Goatman screams like a woman. It’s terrifying. When I hear it out in the woods, I cry. I know the difference between a vixen and a big cat.

Hey got any long sleeve t shirts on ur merch shop bud. Please let me no. Listen all the time ur good. Keep em comin🤘🤘✊

Is it weird that I listen to your stories to help me sleep at night? I really enjoy hearing all the creepy stuff. It's relaxing!

i love the goatman storys there really scary.

I never seen a goatman. I don't ever want to see one. 😨😱😨😨

Yay GoatMan stories !!

You sound like monstress from big mouth in that accent lmao I love it

Hello darkness...my old friend

I do decare! You are more than prepared for a Tennessee Williams' Play!

The goat noise scared me so bad!😂😂😂

Do a video on me unless you wonna float

I guess you could say the first one could be titled, "It Just GOAT Real" HAHHAHAHA

Man I've been watching your videos in the beginning and you have progressed so much. Congrats!

Omg, the beginning of this video made laugh so damn hard. But yeah, that sound outside my window would scare the shit out of me.

What we have been wrong, this whole time, and its not a goatman, but instead, its a Minotaur.

I think this guy's cool I like watching his videos you're my favorite KZfaqr

Do you have anything about creatures from eastern europe? there are plenty of stories about it on the internet. can you make some video about it? all the best! you're the man!

If one can truly die from laughter, this intro could've done it. Love your channel man!

Yay!!!! Perfect timing as always!! I love your videos

How'd the goatman get a work visa to get to Australia?

Good timing! Thanks, going to have something to listen to while working.

Hey I loved the video like always!

Because this world is a strange one

The Goatman sounds like a baaaaaad guy

My names Seth, I’m a huge Pokémon fan, and I always eat cookies. Strange coincidence

Waited so long, you're goatman stories are my favorite

You got me addicted to Goatman stories

You could not have uploaded a better vid! I love it!

This is 2 years ago but this is what brought me to this channel Thanks goat man

Love watching your videos. I have horrible insomnia so here I am at almost 3 in the morning.

Thank you so much man, my day gets 1m times better when I see you upload

Sup Darkness, been addicted to your uploads for the past three days, the the themes you compile together are awesome 👏

A wonderful notification for my birthday. Thanks Darkness.

The goat with the goat man stories just in time for cookout during my work break

I'm so glad you're back Darkness!!!! XD

Dude, you have no idea how excited I get when the notification for these pops up on my screen. Makes me harder than a diamond cave.

YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE KZfaqR! WATCHED FROM 20 SUBS

Goat man story’s are my favorite please do more if there is anymore to do I know you already covered a bunch of them thanks bro

Hey Darkness prevails will it be okay if you make a 5 philippine horror stories? We have a lot of cryptic creatures we even have our own goatman but instead of a goat its half-man, half-horse that tricks you with illusions and gets you lost in the forest or even a small village

Probably one of the scariest creature/demons to know about I already know where to move to have less chance of a dogman encounter but these things I doubt you can really get all the way away from.

Definitely an underrated channel, great quality videos and great stories, you should have more subs

That goat sound caught me off guard 😂 I think that was the scariest part for me

I love your goatmen and skinwalker stories the most

Haven’t missed a video yet! Keep up the good work!

DP, you are my favorite story reader on KZfaq! I absolutely LOVE your awesome sense of humor. 😄😄😂😂😅😅

Got all of my friends hooked on your videos!! Can't wait to buy some merch

I love the sound effects :O they create so much suspense.

Lol that menacing baaa cracked me up!

Best KZfaqr in the horror series

Thanku DP😉 I haven’t heard a good Goatman vid in a while...... and you always deliver flawlessly 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽😘Awesome read papa!

At beginning:I have 4 goats at my house so if I hear a “BAAAHHHHHHHH” It could be my goats

LOL< your southern accent! You're entertaining beyond the stories! Great job!

I do so enjoy these terrifying tales. Keep them coming mate.

Man you have some of the absolute BEST horror stories

Still my favorite youtuber never stop

I love that you now read the first few comments from your previous video. It's convinced me to turn on notifications. Also I'm happy that you engage with your viewers so much

Wow, just when I think it can't get better.

I know I'm super late but .. I have my beer and I have been waiting for good goatman stories

Love the videos, gives me that chill I need to keep me on my toes

Awesome good job

Best video love it I have been subscribed since last year on Christmas

The stories make me feel warm when I listen

Been subscribed for 2 years all your stories are great

I love your videos darkness listen to them every night before bed

"That doesn't sound too terrifying..." That sounds extremely terrifying when you consider that the devil is often depicted as having hooves/goat-like legs and is commonly associated with ram skulls.

Love your videos, have been subscribed since your first werewolf video

Awesome artwork..keep it up whoever that was.

Love your videos and absolutely love goatman stories thank you

I'm sorry but when you said have you heard a menacing...baaahhh outside your window I died laughing😂😂. Actually no I haven't but I'm pretty sure I would bust out in laughter all the same

Thanks for more Goatman, brother. I'd just mentioned that to you. You're the best. 😃😃😃🐰🐰🐰

You guys need a app frfr I love these stories..

When will I be able to rebuy a hat?

roflmao!! To hear you speak "suthurn" is priceless!! :P And yes, I live down here in Bama. And no, I'm not a child, I'm almost 55 y/o, have lived here my whole life, .... and I still found your imitation cute and very close to the dialect. :)

Sick intro man.

Drinking my morning coffee and listining to this while looking at a field at the side of my house,...a field full of goats grazing that is...(evil laugh, runs inside...)

Number 3: Maybe it was the Krampus rather than Goatman considering it was around christmas?

darkness prevails... you southern accent is to die for. omg.

Thanks for giving me something to listen to in art class!

Nothing like drinking hot chocolate and listening to darkness on a snowy day

Sorry guys, that was Fred.. He breaks lose sometimes. I buy only high grade chains, but those damn goatmen can chew threw basically anything.. 😒 He probably just wanted to give you a hug. He gets lonely at night. He's scared of the Man Man..

Have you ever heard a, “Hows it going bros”, it may not be pewdiepie, but if you hear a, “HOLY SHIT” it might change things.

Hear a voice in the dark sounds like a love one. Go to check it out. Come back with the creature's head, while whistling Pop Goes the Weasel.

Just in time. Snow outside darkness prevails coming through the speakers. Win win