5 Sexist Things Abuelitas Say - Joanna Rants
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9 жыл бұрынAbuelitas: They are in the running for cutest things in the world next to sneezing cats…but as cute as they may be, they say the most sexist SH*T. Joanna Rants spills the top sexist things abuelitas say.
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@robertperez1949 9 жыл бұрын
I read the title as "5 Sexiest Things Abuelitas Say" and I was confused for a moment.
@JoannaHausmann 9 жыл бұрын
Robert Perez Oh my god that's a great idea for another video
@angelmorales7971 8 жыл бұрын
+Robert Perez i read that too like ew
@alondras.5948 7 жыл бұрын
Robert Perez i read it like that too
@moth.mp4437 7 жыл бұрын
Robert Perez omg XD i thought I was the only one
@mizzaros 7 жыл бұрын
I read it as "5 Sexiest Things Abuelitas Say" and I was super excited for a moment
@ariiiii19 7 жыл бұрын
"You're so fat you look pregnant" That's not a comment a 9/10 year old wants to hear. 8 years later, that phrase still haunts me even if I diet
@tsumikimikan6029 7 жыл бұрын
Same. My Nana said something similar like that about my weight when I was growing up. Continued up for a while and suffered with an eating disorder off for 3 1/2 years.
@CastilloConsuelo 7 жыл бұрын
Arianna Cavagnoli My tita once told me that my arms were too chuby, but in a good way, but my other grandma was saying to my mom and sister that i was too fat.
@pcarebear1 7 жыл бұрын
Hell, my abuela would say "deja de comer tanto te vas hacer hippo como tu mama" My mom and I still laugh about that, but my mom uses that on me now!
@starsnmarsd1984 6 жыл бұрын
I was told this quite often when I was younger, at seven years old I had depression. THAT SHOULDN'T BE A THING THAT HAPPENS
@martym915 6 жыл бұрын
Honey, you are beautiful
@karencarranza6901 9 жыл бұрын
"¿Como es posible que la casa esta sucia habiendo tantas mujeres?"
@Jo-gh4mf 9 жыл бұрын
Karen Carranza TIPICO!!
@maucostarico 9 жыл бұрын
Karen Carranza yo tambien me hago la misma pregunta :v (no me maten XD jajajaja)
@exhibitjean 9 жыл бұрын
Mi padre dice eso mucho. Y no me gusta.
@AndreaCorina7 9 жыл бұрын
exhibitjean Dile que limpie el :)
@exhibitjean 9 жыл бұрын
lol.
@joselocalau123 8 жыл бұрын
i remember one time my Tata was helping my cousin with his homework and i answered one question for him. My abuela just stared at me like i did the worst thing ever and told me that if i was such a smart-ass i was never going to get a man. I was ten years old.
@RobertoPR5 8 жыл бұрын
What the heck? "Of course", and when you would marry? 16 years old?
@satya4234 7 жыл бұрын
JCV That's heavy
@alehglavis14 7 жыл бұрын
I call my Abuelita "Tata" as well
@alea3583 7 жыл бұрын
in costa rica Tata is actually father
@alehglavis14 7 жыл бұрын
Wonwoozi wow! I didn't know that... In Colombia you can call your father "Taita" but it's not very common... It's used by elderly people
@MrsPaulina098 7 жыл бұрын
The sírvele shit drives me crazy. On Christmas dinner men eat first bc we have to serve them. I mean, no, last time I checked they had hands, and they are like totally fucking functional, they can serve themselves abuelita for fucks sake, I love you but nO.
@everflores9484 7 жыл бұрын
Add my cousins doing the dishes because "that's not a man's place", not letting me cook anything beyond roast chicken "not a man's place" and saying I just have to chill while she cooks, cleans and washes and that's my abuela for you. Ain't they sweet?
@pcarebear1 7 жыл бұрын
Paulina Florast+ HAHA I love you. I think every Latina has a angry inner child about this. I thought me and my cousins were the only ones b/c we were too "americanizadas". The men are so damn lazy X(
@Fehr19 7 жыл бұрын
I grew up with my mom serving my dad like this, but I can't bring myself to allow my wife to serve me this way. I have hands, and I use them to feed myself. I won't die of hunger when my wife goes on vacation...
@ovariosinflamados26 6 жыл бұрын
Que coño son estos comentarios!!!
@LuisLopez-nv2sx Жыл бұрын
No it’s a woman’s job to serve their families first. Not any person of course but your family yes
@MariaMartinezDMAudioswaps 7 жыл бұрын
My grandmother always says "You have to learn how to cook only for yourself, not for any men ¡They have moms to teach them to do it!"
@macessb7971 3 жыл бұрын
@The Canadian Crusader No, it's not. My father says the same thing to me
@softkj7612 3 жыл бұрын
Tbh, prefiero esto. Fkfnfxknf Aunque sea no te entrenan a vos también para ser la nueva niñera. Vamos mejorando de a poco.
@yipyip3173 3 жыл бұрын
"They have moms to teach them to do it" is still sexist
@farialfigar 9 жыл бұрын
The typical "y como están las novias?!" in family reunions. Abuela you know damm well that i'm still single, I know it, our entire family knows it... Why do you have the need to put me through this awkwardness every other week?
@Jo-gh4mf 9 жыл бұрын
Farid Alejandro Figueroa Garcia Abuelita: y el novio? Yo: Tu sabes que no tengo abuelita Family: "Does that awkward stare" Yo: QUE SUCEDE!!
@MrAlen6e 9 жыл бұрын
***** and if you have a brother they say, "mijo tiene que cuidar a la Nina de Tanto delincuente " gezzz abuela we all got our own crap to figure
@RicardoMoralesMassin 9 жыл бұрын
Farid Alejandro Figueroa Garcia And then whenu do get a GF. "Y para cuándo se casan? / Y los nietos para cuándo?!" It never ends
@Masdrako 8 жыл бұрын
+Farid Alejandro Figueroa Garcia The worst es cuando no paran ahí insisten y si te preguntan que si al menos alguna enamorada affff
@Raphaelus13 8 жыл бұрын
+Farid Alejandro Figueroa Garcia Yeah. And the peculiar (sexist) thing is the plural "novias."
@artsenal714 8 жыл бұрын
"Se va a casar y no sabe hacer ni un huevo frito" "mijo no llore, que eso es de niñas" "Una mujer no debería estar afuera de la casa a estas horas" "Mija te vez fea diciendo groserías" "Pareces un niño con esa pinta" "No sea mostrona" "Las mamás son más especiales que los papás" "Este hombre no la dejo pasar primero a ella, que es eso" "Pero mijo no se vista así que se ve un poco afeminado"
@MrFelixlegal 8 жыл бұрын
+Juana Velazquez que feo se ve una mujer fumando
@caracaes 8 жыл бұрын
+Juana Velazquez Honestly, no matter what's your gender, if you don't know how to cook, you shouldn't marry.
@brandonhighgirl 8 жыл бұрын
+xLizTheRocker I was given so much shit in Chile for whisteling. And I still did it. #rebel
@costybellaprincipess 7 жыл бұрын
+Clauds Mi abuela en Chile me enseñó a silbar cuando era chica xD Ella llamaba así a sus hermanos en el campo LOL
@costybellaprincipess 7 жыл бұрын
A mi mi abuela me enseñó a silbar (ese tipo silbido tan femenino con dos dedos de cada mano en la boca👉👄👈) LOL 😎👵
@Jo-gh4mf 9 жыл бұрын
The "Weird uncle you have that isn´t really your uncle but just shows up to get drunk at family occasions" Is always in there, you don´t know his name but probably your grandmother´s uncle was the brother of the aunt of the father of the cousin of that guy.
@DucatiPaso750 6 жыл бұрын
ironically appreciated I actually did that once. In East L.A. I came upon a house party, I walked up to it and was greated with "Hola primo!! And they gave me a beer and a plate of birria! True story.
@gabrielatorrealba75 9 жыл бұрын
To my grandma is more important cook a nice pollo guisao than be licenciada en contaduría. Wtf Porque coño comenté en ingles? Damn
@Jo-gh4mf 9 жыл бұрын
Gabriela Torrealba Amen hermana, mi abuelita es igual pero con spaghetti
@francoborges5133 9 жыл бұрын
Gabriela Torrealba hahaha i always comment in spanglish cuando estoy en internet... bueno... actually some friends tell me i do it all the time... but they're lying... coños de madre! hahahahahahahahaha the weird part is i don't even live in an English speaking country lol
@KtEttedgui 9 жыл бұрын
Franco Borges i feel u bro, i'm from venezuela (born and rise) and do the same all the time
@francoborges5133 9 жыл бұрын
i'm from Venezuela too
@devonoknabo2582 4 жыл бұрын
The thing I understood is coño
@AleJuliet 9 жыл бұрын
"abuelita: Ella tiene otro, ¿cómo es posible? una mujer casada, qué verguenza. tía: Y él también tiene unas cuantas... abuelita: Si, pero él es hombre" (...) True story.
@arturo435 9 жыл бұрын
Venezuelan Fact
@mcyrus27 8 жыл бұрын
+AleJuliet HAHAHAH soo true "He's a man" WTF does that even mean? That one is annoying as fuck
@Indhirabisono 8 жыл бұрын
+AleJuliet Ay si, que pikeeee, las abuelas son unas machistas!
@AndradeSamir 6 жыл бұрын
Your abuelita is correct ,women get pregnant therefore when they cheat is much worse than when a man cheats ,since the consequences are more drastic
@greg5125 5 жыл бұрын
That happened me ._.
@paulinaramirez2469 8 жыл бұрын
sabes cocinar? Ya te puedes casar!!! "you know how to cook?" "Great, now you can get married!"
@alondras.5948 7 жыл бұрын
Paulina Ramírez wow
@exisrodriguez6716 7 жыл бұрын
Jajaja yo uso esta pero "Sabes cocinar? Ya te puedes independizar!"
@malonemalo 8 жыл бұрын
Everyone is fulanito, and menganito, don't forget menganito.
@alyrios 8 жыл бұрын
And Zutanito and Perensejo ^_^
@akiras.3595 8 жыл бұрын
And Pepito or Jaimito
@ratonL 8 жыл бұрын
+Manuelman And Perico de los Palotes. :D
@edgarfajardo8565 8 жыл бұрын
+ratonL when ?? periquito de los palotes WTF
@Blade-hf9po 8 жыл бұрын
+Manuelman y Sutano? donde dejaste a sutano?
@oriannafernandez6566 6 жыл бұрын
My mom literally ALWAYS asks me to serve my dad. Or to clean the kitchen for my dad. Or to make sure the food is good, because if he doesn't like it, she has to make something else. She says it's because he works really hard, and I would be fine with that if she didn't ALSO work really hard. C'mon, ma. Have some self respect!
@julianajurema9513 3 жыл бұрын
me too
@costybellaprincipess 7 жыл бұрын
My abuela was awesome. She taught me to whistle as a kid as she learned that as a kid as well to gather her brothers in the countryside (The super feminine type of whistle with two fingers of each hand in the mouth 👉👄👈), she got married at 30 years old after having several boyfriends and always advised me to not get married unless I really felt like settling down. She used to tell me also that is never good to tell all your secrets to even your best girl friends because you never know and keep private things like how good is my man in bed because friends are not always loyal. She got married to a man 6 years younger than her (Scandalous at the time. She was born in 1931) and she was a terrible cook. xD
@djprincegrandmasteryrjdalo2905 7 жыл бұрын
+MAILEN CHANNEL No fuckin way, my abuelita was also born in 1931 LOL
@MeryJane273 8 жыл бұрын
"MIENTRAS SEA SEÑORITA USTÉ PUEDE PARARSE CON HONOR EN CUALQUIER LADO", claro, porque mi himen lo es todo.
@randomgirl01300 8 жыл бұрын
Sí. Está hecho de oro con perlas preciosas y con joyas de más de 10 millones de dólares y cuando se rompa pierde valor.
@mobydick3769 7 жыл бұрын
Cuide el tesorito.
@bernardosalazar6263 8 жыл бұрын
abuelita me preguntó -que estudia mijo...Diseño Grafico -y que es eso...Abuelita eso es...(bla bla bla) -mijito y que estudia tu hermano.....Administracion -Ah! eso si es una carrera not sexist but still heart breaking with a twist of ternura
@ablurida 5 жыл бұрын
and yet here I am thinking your career is waaaaay more interesting hahaha
@azulmendez6946 7 жыл бұрын
-Ah... La odontología es tan interesante... No quisieras ser odontóloga??? -No abuela, voy a estudiar dirección de coros -Ahh. . La psicología es tan interesante.. No te gustaría ser psicóloga? ? -No abuela, quiero ser directora de coros. -Ah... La (cualquier trabajo relacionado a la medicina, que está relacionado a algo que le pregunte porque es médica) es tan interesante.. No quisieras...?? -NO!!!!
@erickapinto3307 7 жыл бұрын
ALMA 😂😂😂😂
@1berto1264 7 жыл бұрын
Yo también quiero ser director de coros :3
@azulmendez6946 7 жыл бұрын
yay!!! genio!
@jennifervelasquez4610 6 жыл бұрын
ALMA ESO ME PASA! De hecho era más del tipo: “Mira que tu prima estudia derecho”, “¿Que te parece estudiar para cardiólogo?” “Debes estudiar odontología” “Mira que toda tu familia estudió ciencias políticas” Y yo quiero estudiar psicología criminal
@Guayabadulce20 9 жыл бұрын
The "Sirvele" thing is SOOO TRUE!!!! Btw, is asking for "Bendicion" after seeing an elder relative just a Venezuelan thing?
@andreaperez5211 9 жыл бұрын
no with elders only is like with your family your aunts , uncles and your parents like except your cousins and siblings is with your adult family so when you call your mom you would be like : bendición mommy and when you end the call : bendición mom bye and when you visit your family .... yeah totally a Venezuela thing
@CarolineDumontSawyer 9 жыл бұрын
Guayabadulce20 We ask the "bendición" to all our older relatives -parents, aunts, grandparents, godparents- when we get to a place where they are, and when we leave. Oh, and we have to kiss and hug them everytime we do it.
@13tuyuti 8 жыл бұрын
+Guayabadulce20 In Paraguay they do it as well. Not all families but in the countryside it is still pretty common.
@JanyllHquez 8 жыл бұрын
+Guayabadulce20 It' also a Dominican thing :)
@Masdrako 8 жыл бұрын
+Guayabadulce20 I think is a latino thing
@reginageorge6692 8 жыл бұрын
Mi abuelita una vez me dijo que si seguía leyendo todo el tiempo jamás iba a encontrar a un hombre, tenía 14 años cuando me dijo eso
@dragonflyyxy 8 жыл бұрын
"Yo: Abue... yo... no soy católica Ella: ¿Cómo puedes decir que no eres católica? Eso no es de Dios. Yo: JAJAJAJA, pues no, no es de Dios... porque no creo en él" No me habló el resto del día xD
@aurysguevara2902 8 жыл бұрын
+HadaRabiosaFugitiva Por eso yo prefiero no tocar ese tema con ella xD
@elycer.grigori7546 7 жыл бұрын
Yo:Abuelita, soy bisexual... Ella: Ven, mijita....Vamos a la iglesia para que el padrecito te exorcise, a mi nietecita no le van a gustar las mujeres, eso es pecado Yo: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@JorgeEnriqueAriasDiaz 7 жыл бұрын
Las abuelitas son lo mejor! Son un ejemplo a seguir, han creido en algo durante toda su vida y son capaces de defenderlo con su vida. Yo quiero y adoro las mias por ser ese apoyo incondicional a mi familia.
@sophiaruizuvalle2523 7 жыл бұрын
you fucking owned it
@mobydick3769 7 жыл бұрын
Si le digo eso a mi familia t juro q m deseredan
@jeni150023 9 жыл бұрын
When I was about 18 (possibly younger) I heard my mom, grandma and aunts talking smack (in spanish) that I was never going to get married because I couldn't make an over easy egg. My response was I've always found over easy eggs disgusting so why the hell would I make them
@elizabethskaron9502 6 жыл бұрын
jeni150023 just came across this 2 year old comment, and I'm LMAO
@patrickjohansson2800 6 жыл бұрын
me too lmao
@raquelrodriguez6359 7 жыл бұрын
I was dancing to a Nirvana song, and she told me not to dance like that because my bones can physically take as a girl.
@Luceroluna_3 9 жыл бұрын
My mom sometimes does the "sirvele a tu papá(serve your dad)" to me and I just stare at her in disappointment. She's very progressive but sometimes thing slip.
@Lppt87 9 жыл бұрын
Y que tiene de malo eso? Es tu padre, trabaja duro por ti, es un modo de aprecio.
@Luceroluna_3 9 жыл бұрын
Laura Palacio Mis dos padres trabajan, no sólo mi papá. Mi madre no quiere que tengamos ideologías sexistas que ella se creó con. Es humillante por qué te están ordenando que lo hagas. No es nada malo darle alguien algo, pero cuando te ordenan algo que sabes que sólo le dicen solo a las mujeres es totalmnte humillante.
@Luceroluna_3 9 жыл бұрын
LucyLunaM perdón, lo escribí rápido por eso tiene errores.
@Luceroluna_3 9 жыл бұрын
Dayan Yamin Tener respecto no es escuchar a una generación que piensa que la limpieza y comida es sólo para la mujer. Repitió, yo le tengo demasiado respecto a mis padres especialmente a mi madre que ha sacrificado TODO por mi. Ella a vivido en el "pueblo" dónde "sirvele" nunca era respectó, era humillante. Ella ha vivido en una sociedad donde si te veían soltera con hijos trabajando en el campo, te preguntaban que dónde estaba su marido (por que no era correcto que ella trabajará) o le llamaban golfa. Perdón, pero eso no es respecto. Yo entiendo lo que me están tratando de decir, pero yo no quiero vivir con esas ideologías pasadas. Si le voy a servir a alguien sería sólo por que YO quiero o porque que lo preguntaron no porque me lo ordenaron. Ella no lo hace a propósito. Ella lo dice por accidente, y le sirve a mi padre. Mi padre no espera que sus hijas le sirva porque el "tiene su mujer." Y porque mi madre no quiere que hagamos eso a nadie. Mire, yo vivo en una sociedad extremadamente liberal dónde no importa quien eres, tratamos de entender a los demás. El modo en que creces, y el modo en que otras personas crecen no te hace mejor o menos persona que ellos. :)
@Luceroluna_3 9 жыл бұрын
Dayan Yamin En el tema de mí edad, le voy a decir que estoy por entrar mi segundo año de College.
@chamino05 8 жыл бұрын
mi abuelita siempre me pasa dinero como si se tratara de drogas, me lleva a la cocina y me susurra guarda este dinero para que compres helado y no le digas a tu mamá que te lo di, acá nada paso....... y se va y enserio actúa como si nunca hubiera pasado nada.
@minhacontaize 6 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@danielatoyo7128 9 жыл бұрын
"A esta muchacha no le gusta ni cocinar ni limpiar, pobre del que se case con ella".
@amaraycazambrano6262 9 жыл бұрын
"Amy hija, ya vas a ver que cuando adelgaces vas a conseguir un trabajo excelente. Van a ver tu figura y te van a contratar en el acto"...después de fajarme 3 años sacando un master en biomedical engineering! De haberlo sabido antes me ahorro el tiempo y el dinero y me meto en un gimnasio!!! Te quiero abuelita...
@massie0107 9 жыл бұрын
***** mori!! lmfao... esto es tan cierto. mi mama me lo dice.
@awesomeirlable 5 жыл бұрын
JAJAJA
@simplementedex 9 жыл бұрын
Joanna tus videos son lo mejor de Flama, you should get your own channel!
@AghatorAMVs 9 жыл бұрын
***** De hecho ella tiene el suyo, pero esta un poco abandonado :v
@simplementedex 9 жыл бұрын
Aghator AMVs ¡Que lo reactive! xD
@jesusbarrosojardineria3856 9 жыл бұрын
***** Pienso que ella debería usar su canal personal para hacer videos en español... solo es una sugerencia, por que es su canal y ella hace lo que quiera con el. En todo caso, me encantan sus videos.
@Renzokusen 9 жыл бұрын
De hecho justo ahora lo estaba buscando pero no lo encontre. Que saque el propio ya.
@Renzokusen 9 жыл бұрын
De hecho justo ahora lo estaba buscando pero no lo encontre. Que saque el propio ya.
@Litio535 8 жыл бұрын
Abue: "¿Por qué no vas a misa?" Yo: "Porque soy atea" Abue: "Si, pero ¿por qué no vas a misa?" Claaaaaaaaasic
@mypanexogamouslineage965 6 жыл бұрын
Litio535 What does she think abuela means?
@patrickjohansson2800 6 жыл бұрын
it means grandma
@gerotucci7 5 жыл бұрын
Mija, haz lo que se te de la gana! Siempre y cuando vayas a misa para que no vayas al infierno! #LogicaDeAbuelita
@rfgranotz111 2 жыл бұрын
Well maybe you should repent your sins and go to church before you go to hell
@franciscavielma7296 8 жыл бұрын
tuve la suerte que mi abuelita resultó ser bastante progre... mis favoritas: "Ganamos lo mismo así que tú también tienes que ayudar en la casa" (mi abuela a mi abuelo) "'mijita, ud tiene que estudiar, sacar una carrera y trabajar para que no tenga que depender de ningún hombre" (mi abuela a sus hijas, a mi hermana y a mí). lo que si tiene que podría considerarse dentro del grupo "cosas sexistas que dicen las abuelitas" es eso de que DEBEMOS tener hijos. No estoy segura si es porque es genial tener nietos pero bisnietos lo supera todo, si es porque quedó algún residuo de la época en que ella creció y somos máquinas de bebés, o si es su vocación que quiere seguir ejerciendo con nosotras :ella es obstetra. Oh sí, estudió una carrera que en ese entonces se consideraba de putas (eso le decía su madre) pero a la mierda, ella quería ayudar a las madres traer niños al mundo y así lo hizo. Lo malo de que no se parezca a las típica abuelitas... es que cocina pésimo,,,....
@SheikTV1 9 жыл бұрын
Fulanito, sutanito y menganito.... y perencejo jaja
@Gina-qn5cd 7 жыл бұрын
"YOU'RE NOT WEARING MAKEUP???? What are you, a lesbian?" "You are wearing THAT? Do you like women?" I don't know what she has against lesbians, seriously.
@fredypunk1 9 жыл бұрын
Tome mijito no le diga a nadie. * le pasa dinero como si fuera droga*
@cristal12365 8 жыл бұрын
"La niñita mujer no tiene que ser floja para servir en la casa" "niñito, déjate de llorar o te voy a poner una falda" "¡tan sensible que eres! pareces mujercita" "siéntate derecha, como señorita" ._. ¿perdón?
@piebsa6597 7 жыл бұрын
"Tienes que aprender a cocinar si quieres mantener a tu marido"
@MariaDuran-sz9qe 7 жыл бұрын
¨Deberías de aprender a cocinar y a limpiar más seguido la casa , que después no va a haber hombre que te quiera¨ I'm gay ._. ¨No te vistas así , te ves como hombre¨ What? It's just clothes ¨Se más coqueta , eres mujer no un macho ¨ What?! I love my Abuela but the most of the time i hate what she said :/
@elycer.grigori7546 7 жыл бұрын
Pasa, yo soy bisexual...Mi abuela me llevó a que un padre me "exorcice" 🙄 También esta la frase de "Si no sabes ni barrer, ¿como pretendes casarte?"
@chandlerrosenzweig9403 4 жыл бұрын
I've been asked what there is to be proud of..... DURING PRIDE MONTH
@miaandmelanie 8 жыл бұрын
Grandma *praising my 12 year old brother* : ese niño va a ser todo un bandido a la una le va a decir que se llama John y a la otra Sebastian! Melanie te van a llover las amigas para que le presentes a tu hermano This comment is so wrong in so many levels...
@crackestudio 9 жыл бұрын
My abuelita scandalizes when I say thank you (gracias) for anything, because for her the correct expresion is "mi dios le pague"
@jsphat81 7 жыл бұрын
Damn where was THIS Joanna Rants this whole time? It's been over a year and I'm now seeing it.
@dawnkittley 7 жыл бұрын
me: *cooks something she liked* her: you're ready to get married!
@Jujuba-wh3xc 7 жыл бұрын
"senta que nem mocinha" "com essa roupa?" "tá gordinha" "voce está magrinha, tá doente? Come mais !!" não é só ela, na verdade quase toda minha família é sexista e às vezes racista (mesmo sendo uma família negra...)
@letitiajeavons6333 3 жыл бұрын
That's not Espanol, that's Portuguese.
@tylermenendez2483 11 ай бұрын
Lol
@DannyDangerously 9 жыл бұрын
Loved this rant. The "Sirvele a ____" part is too real. -_-
@camvplove5h 8 жыл бұрын
"tienes que aprender a ser ordenada, a limpiar y a cocinar porque cuando te cases la mujer es la que se encarga de eso" COÑO Y MI ESPOSO NO VA A COCINAR NI A LIMPIAR NI A HACER UN COÑO?
@MoonyRabbit 9 жыл бұрын
"¿Ya tenés novia, nene? I was 5 and I knew she wasn't joking
@nicolascarrero172 9 жыл бұрын
No solo hay mucho feminismo, para tambien muchos estandares de como deberian ser los hombres. Un dia, en la casa de unas primas, el bombillo se apagó. Prima (20 y pico años): Nicolas! Yo: Que? Prima: Se apagó el bombillo Yo: Si? Pues que se puede a hacer... Prima: Pues arreglalo! Yo: Yo como lo voy a arreglar! A caso soy experto en arreglando un bombillo?! Prima: Pues es trabajo de hombre Yo: *cara de asombrado* es trabajo del quien pueda hacerlo Prima: de hombre Yo: De qualquiera Prima: De Hombre! Yo: Qualquiera! Prima:Uysh, bueno. -.-
@nicolascarrero172 9 жыл бұрын
jajajaja siii ^^
@MakiPcr 8 жыл бұрын
+PamCh fijo
@mabelmcm 8 жыл бұрын
+Nicolas Carrero Eso es machismo, el creer que los roles de género no pueden ser tocados. Feminismo es más una lucha por la igualdad de género.
@MrFelixlegal 8 жыл бұрын
+Maby Caballero Es verdad, lo que el describe es machismo. Pero el feminismo es verdad que comenzó como una lucha por la igualdad pero ha degenerado en una forma de discriminación que consiste en creer que todos los hombres son mas estúpidos o mas crueles que las mujeres
@mabelmcm 8 жыл бұрын
Creo que el problema ratifica en que, cuando se hace un comentario al respecto de hombres abusivos, la mayoría de los hombres por alguna extraña razón se sienten interpelados. Sin embargo se trata de una generalización accidental del lector, pues no se habla de todos los hombres del planeta si no de "hombres abusivos" así, sin separar.
@valeriaorozco551 8 жыл бұрын
"Los hombres puede hacer lo que quieran"
@SCPally 9 жыл бұрын
My abuelita is a THC (true hardcore catholic). Everytime me or my sister go out, she likes to follow us around the house while she prays and gives us her blessings. Even when my friends are passing through difficult times, they like to come up to her asking for prayers.
@dragongirlZX 7 жыл бұрын
Nothing! in fact she tougth me to speak up to men that don't like the way i do stuff,she's the best
@carolinamarinkovic8434 7 жыл бұрын
My abuelita is a feminist😂😂 I guess I'm very lucky :v
@micachuela7121 7 жыл бұрын
Carolina Marinkovic really? That's awesome! 💪💕💕
@carolinamarinkovic8434 7 жыл бұрын
Micaa Arboleya Yessss
@monicavillarreal7779 7 жыл бұрын
omg your granny is awesome!
@cperez1000 7 жыл бұрын
it's awesome because it's the brand of feminist that was all about equality, today is about wining and special treatment... But yes, you are lucky, be like your grandma.
@StarslightAndDreams 7 жыл бұрын
thats so cool!
@mardiesbum 8 жыл бұрын
I have a vovó and it's pretty much the same
@TheSuperMrWolf 9 жыл бұрын
I like these rants
@ironfist2253 9 жыл бұрын
Joanna looks like the Latino version of SE cup................just saying
@JoannaHausmann 9 жыл бұрын
pablo medina I am PUMPED to hear that :)
@alrrgee 9 жыл бұрын
Joanna Hausmann I had to google SE Cupp. She looks like a bland version of you, sin sabor. Bien desabrida!
@jeannalacubana10 8 жыл бұрын
+Iron Fist Por favor no las compares!! Joanna is much more intellengent!!
@alejandrafernandez2568 8 жыл бұрын
Sooo right. So right. "Si seguís asi ningún hombre te va a querer" thats what my abuelita would say, but its not like I care about a MAN liking me anyway lol
@andreaperez5211 9 жыл бұрын
como me encantan los vídeos de joa
@JoannaHausmann 9 жыл бұрын
Andrea Perez Gracias Andrea!
@vanebenit 8 жыл бұрын
+Andrea Perez Batiste, literalmente, la posta!
@andreaperez5211 8 жыл бұрын
Jose Beltránd que xD ??
@vanebenit 8 жыл бұрын
Andrea Perez Traduccion del argentino al español neutro= La señorita ha dicho la pura verdad.
@andreaperez5211 8 жыл бұрын
Jose Beltránd jaja ok es que soy de Venezuela y no había entendido xD
@lptmbbyy 2 жыл бұрын
JOANNA I KNOW MOST OF UR VIDEOS ARENT RECEMT BUT I LOOOOVE THEMMM i’m learning spanish and i have a LOT of hispanic friends so thank u so much u really do educate in a great way and it’s super entertaining and funny
@JanyllHquez 8 жыл бұрын
Seriously Joanna you're the main reason i watch these videos!! Eres una super estrella. Keep it going que vas a llegar lejos. I speak so spanglish lmao Love you girl!
@stephaniesalazar1765 9 жыл бұрын
La peor para mi es sirviele!!!! Acaso son mochos? Wtf!!
@taliamal 9 жыл бұрын
Mochos? Me recordó al video de johanna donde habla de los distintos significados de la misma palabra en español. Aquí (México) un mocho es una persona muy (MUY) religiosa
@stephaniesalazar1765 9 жыл бұрын
En Venezuela mocho se le llama a alguien que le falta alguna extremidad...
@taliamal 9 жыл бұрын
Ahhh ok! Ahora tiene más sentido. Gracias
@alfonsineando 8 жыл бұрын
+Stephanie Salazar En Argentina "mocho" es un animal que suele tener cuernos, pero que le faltan porque se los sacaron o nació sin ellos
@cactusalucano4013 7 жыл бұрын
En el norte de México de utiliza para persona que le hace falta alguna extremidad
@WeWannaRockAllNight 8 жыл бұрын
Everytime my mom or my aunt say "Cuando tengas un marido te van a botar por que tu nunca limpias" And Im like If a guy what it wants from me is been a housewife, he fucked up.
@lupearaujo2285 8 жыл бұрын
My hair sometimes gets really messy (because of weather) and when i'm in my abuelita's house she is like " tu cabello esta ripiuo, apuesto a que ni te lo has lavado, anda a bañarte cochina, una dama siempre tiene que estar presentable" and i'm like abuelita, YO. NO. TENGO. LA. CULPA.!
@roselanetti2613 9 жыл бұрын
"Mijita y cuando te vas a buscar un novio/ esposo/ tener hijos?" "a tu edad ya yo tenia 4 hijos, una casa, un perro, un gato y dos loritos" OMG I laugh so hard at this. Im from Venezuela too and I love your videos
@DianaJ01 8 жыл бұрын
My abue is lovely in this particular aspect, she's sexist, it's easy to see when she's with my mom and aunts, but she won't force anything on me except from etiquette (which isn't really bad) and having a good language. Maybe it's because she raised her daughters by her own since my grandpa died when my mom was 3, that she learnt the importance of being a hard-working, educated and well-rounded woman for the sake of your own well being, not depending on someone else. My MOM on the other hand... She just supports the laboral independence of a woman, but about everything else..Do you smell it? I think it's the smell of dinosaurs Ah! So sad 😞
@didsdead 8 жыл бұрын
"¿Y cómo están las novias?"... I mean, no.
@vegggiiieee 8 жыл бұрын
So true! Your videos are by far the best on this channel! Sorry I'm so fussy, but it bothers me and I just have to mention it. You said exponential decrease but the decrease in the graphic was linear.
@dianaaguilar3813 8 жыл бұрын
Joanna, quisiera darte un sentido pésame. Leí el articulo publicado en El Mercurio donde mencionaron el deceso de tu abuela, poco antes de la publicación del video sobre Venezuela. Eres maravillosa y te deseo lo mejor.
@satya4234 7 жыл бұрын
Johana gives a funny perspective to this topic but sexism isn't a joke and it can be really harmful. I know that abuelitas and our parents were born in a different time and that's why i understand them. What i don't understand is when a person that is 20 years old says sexist things. Or women saying sexist things to each other.
@usoppsama9431 7 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@redliberty4417 9 жыл бұрын
YASSSSSS joanna's back!!!!!!!
@JoannaHausmann 9 жыл бұрын
Red Liberty YASSSSSSS
@alfonsineando 8 жыл бұрын
+Joanna Hausmann Sos una genia!!! Aguante Joanna!
@javierjimenez6851 8 жыл бұрын
Something you still hear from some abuelitas here in Spain is that a good woman should be by all means "una mujer de su casa". Ghastly... Isn't it?
@kayzel9634 8 жыл бұрын
lo otro es, Y ya aprendiste a cocinar? Tienes amiguito? te vas a quedar jamona. Ten cuidao que las cosas estan malas, no te quedes en casa de nadie. quedarse en un sleepover con las amigas es para ella algo medio lesbico -__-
@jackiebras7455 9 жыл бұрын
soy la unica rara a la que mi abuelita le preocupaba que estudiara y sacara una carrera para no depender de los hombres..... Yeiiiiii mi abuelita fue unica
@teresacontrerasg416 8 жыл бұрын
+Mary Jackeline Fernandes Bras Si.
@DanielleGarnica 8 жыл бұрын
Mi abuelita es como una mezcla de ambos. Como, le preocupa que estudie pero también tiene todo lo que dijo Joa! Hahaha
@magby3346 8 жыл бұрын
OMG SERVIR!!!!But not from my abuela but from my mom! cada vez q llevaba al novio a casa "ofrecele algo de tomar" "dile q se siente" "sirvele un plato".
@Monkeywe 8 жыл бұрын
+Migbel Davila I'm a dude and my mom asks the same from me :T, its not that much a sexist thing more of a polite thing if you invite someone to your house. In a way your showing hospitality, your gender doesn't matter. "sirveles a los hombres, tu primo, al tio victor" is sexist, well when they are specificlly adressing the men at some reunion/party/etc... and expect you as a women to serve the food to them.
@rubiguzman8932 4 жыл бұрын
My abuelita was really quiet, didnt talk much and loved and treated all of us equally. She actually did and that was one of her best attributes that i like to remember.
@adrilipa 9 жыл бұрын
Dios mío no pensaba que fuera posible hacer un video más acertado que "signs you're venezuelan", pero he aquí la prueba de que sí...esa es mi abuela (la mía además con acento gallego-venezolano incluido), totalmente...y la de cualquier mujer latina. Se lo mostraré y le iré traduciendo mientras tanto jajaja gracias Joanna!!!
@GabieRetana 8 жыл бұрын
I honestly can't stand my abuela
@bulbasaur1232 7 жыл бұрын
sit her down then
@mina2san3 7 жыл бұрын
jajaja my grandma says the same and she's not venezuelan, she also says "antes de tener novio tiene que saber arreglar una casa"
@pieiem 7 жыл бұрын
Mina torres mine would say "no te sabes limpiar ni la cola y ya quieres tener novio" then she complains because I'm 27 and still no bf or married hahaha and she says "y para cuando voy a tener nieto?"
@Eche_8 9 жыл бұрын
Con cada nuevo "Joanna Rants" apareces más bella! #totallyinlove
@albus6782 7 жыл бұрын
my abuelita has two sides. She either doesn't want me to look at men or she want's me to get a good one. Like, once I was going to class and she said "Y no me mires a ningun feo por ahí. ¡Primero te me graduas!" then few days later while I was going to a party "Arreglate bien bonita hijita, pero no le hagas caso a los feos, mejor uno que ya sea profesional" Then there are other times that she says "Otra carrera hubieses escogido. Medicina es muy larga, vas a tener nietos en lugar de hijos y ni vas a trabajar por cuidarlos" and then she says "Tu marido tiene que ser alguien con bastante tiempo para cuidar a tus hijos. Y ni te dejes, tu vas a trabajar"
@jossiemachado4154 8 жыл бұрын
Ok I know I'm late for this but last week my grandma told me a crazy story about the first picture she took with my grandpa... apparently back then it was looked down upon for a woman to take a picture with a man if they weren't engaged at least, so she had a lot of problems in her house because her mother believed that.. like: "watch it.. if a man takes a picture with you that means he has another intentions" like WTF??! She's turning 90 next month and now she just laughs about it (But still thinks I shouldn't be accepting gifts from male friends bc they would "have another intention").. I love her.
@MrFelixlegal 8 жыл бұрын
+Jossie Machado your grandmother is right about the gifts
@pieiem 7 жыл бұрын
Lol that was totally my grandma years ago until she gave up on me haha
@caelummariel5218 9 жыл бұрын
First video I've seen of her...now I'm going to watch every single one! She is amazing and funny! :D
@ceciliagutierrez3624 9 жыл бұрын
"Your room is dirty" *cleaned room yesterday*
@prismatropical 8 жыл бұрын
"ay nena, esos pantalones están muy cortitos"
@gabbymunoz9480 7 жыл бұрын
My 10 year old cousin once came home from baseball practice and started telling us (abuelita inclueded) all about how great she was at it, and how she was looking forward to her next game. My abuelita just turned to her and told her, "Mija, tu no deberías de estar jugando eso, ese juego no es para mujeres." I just looked over to my cousin and made a "don't take it too seriously" face, but honestly the damage at that point had already been done. Love you abuelita, but sometimes you can be flat out sexist.
@Yuka-fz1uy 7 жыл бұрын
My grandma always tells my dad that hes fat then 2 seconds after that she gives him
@Yuka-fz1uy 7 жыл бұрын
A pie
@luispaiva9619 7 жыл бұрын
My mom's 6 sisters are all professionals, a dr a lawyer a teacher a shrink etc yet when we get together their only brother ( family fuck up) and the rest of us men get treated like kings, I find it hilarious, the men are watching soccer while the women are cooking. Everyone enjoys it, the women talk about what they want while the men talk about their interest.if they need help with something we obviously help but we're mostly just doing our own thing. I really like it,and It seems like everyone does as well, I kind of see the sexism but at the same time the way they where brought up in Bolivia didn't stop them from achieving great things. More than sexist I think it's cultural, all my aunts are strong women who I respect and admire
@satya4234 7 жыл бұрын
Luis Paiva It's cool that despite the "culture" they had achieved great things, but sexism is exhausting.
@luispaiva9619 7 жыл бұрын
saa miranda I have never seen any men in my family put down any of the women in my family. They where never prohibited from going to school instead encouraged, my aunts and my uncle all had the same opportunities despite the gender, that's my "culture" where's the inequality or sexism, is there gender roles? Yes, but I don't see it as sexism since both genders assume them.
@satya4234 7 жыл бұрын
Well that's great
@Karlamsubero 7 жыл бұрын
Luis Pai
@andreamoscarella2821 8 жыл бұрын
Hola Johanna i am from Panama and i am 14 and one of the sexist things that my "Abuelita" say to me was: YO: Yo quisiera entrar otra vez en la liga femenina de futbol pero como estoy ocupada no puedo. "Abuelita": Futbol? por que jugar eso, eso es de hombre y las mujeres que lo juegan se sientan mal, y se vuelven marimachas, debe ser una dama. And my face i that moment was like "En serio Abuela WTF"
@ilayherrera9043 8 жыл бұрын
Un día estaba barriendo la casa de mi abuela y ella me dijo "Ilay usted tiene que aprender a barrer bien, no venga a donde mi en el futuro con un ojo morado porque el marido le pegó por no saber barrer". Ni siquiera le pude responder nada.... me quedé impactada.
@stevengarzon3068 9 жыл бұрын
El mejor de los canales en todo youtube y la mejor youtuber de todas joanna rants :D
@tara-30 8 жыл бұрын
Abuelita: Pero el luce un poco flojito.. Nieta: Abuela, el pelo largo es normal en estos tiempos. Abuelita: No senor, desde que el hombre existe ellos tienen el pelo corto y ellas lo tienen largo. Donde se ha visto !!!!
@ablurida 5 жыл бұрын
Se ve que no revisó la prehistoria...
@alehglavis14 7 жыл бұрын
my Tata always says: "Las niñas deben aprender a hacer de todo en la casa, para que cuando estén grandecitas no tengan que depender de nadie"... actually that's not sexist but then she says: "mijita hágale el desayuno a su hermano y mire a ver qué come usted también".
@sandrarivera1262 7 жыл бұрын
My grandma will make my brother food, but I have to cook for myself.
@snoopygonewilder 8 жыл бұрын
Not sure about my abuelita, but my abuelo, he loves me and all his granddaughters, but when one of my male cousins or my brothers shows up its like a baby angel came down from heaven and blessed the room. There's like hugging and kissing, and showing them off to other family members and friends. He only has three granddaughters, and the other two have already fulfilled their duty and procreated, so I guess my only redeeming quality is that I speak English and live in the U.S., which is why end up speaking with children and teenagers at get togethers when ever I'm visiting them in Mexico, since they make me speak to anyone who speaks English in English, which mostly turns out to be children of friends, and then they all go "ohhhhh, mira que buen habla. Que te dijo?"
@jambhorse 8 жыл бұрын
My grandma says to me once: "Ay mijito, deje de leer tanto y póngase a trabajar..." It is cute, but she keeps sayin it, every time.
@iamJamesPhelps 9 жыл бұрын
Joanna! Ya killin' me, ya perfect, don't stop, get that guap ifyouknowwhatimsayin'
@5rdura 8 жыл бұрын
"bendición abuelita" hahaha Joa you are the best!!! hahaha
@sherrycambridge1531 6 жыл бұрын
Joanna Rants We Love It !!!!!
@gameca2 8 жыл бұрын
My first period, my grandma said "Hay, que bueno que la niña ya abrio la cocina, pero mija, no deje entrar a ningun cocinero ni cocine pan todavia!" I was eleven. and the other, "No, mujer que no sabe cocinar no es buena mujer." Like...my cooking skills make me a better woman??? o.O
@YeseniaDeLaGarza 9 жыл бұрын
My aunt actually said once "ay mira, te ves bonita cocinando" bc I was making hot chocolate in El Salvador. Like bruh
@rociomorenoasmr 7 жыл бұрын
"Estás reglando, no comas plátano, no te bañes, no hagas ejercicio."
@Zeno11Salazar 5 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about my grandmother, after her husband died and she was left with two kids, she did finally got a way to provide for her family. She was well educated and has like five colleges degrees, three of which she got on a whim after her kids already grew up and moved out.
@danielavieraalzaibar260 8 жыл бұрын
Mi abuela es la persona más racista y homofóbica que conozco
@majobenitez 5 жыл бұрын
Put her in her place
@Andresdha 9 жыл бұрын
My abuelita once told a girlfriend of mine who loved playing soccer: "ay, esas machorras con esos pantalones cortos no saben si ser hombres o zorras" Dinner sure was awkward after that.
@majobenitez 5 жыл бұрын
And surely you didn't say anything