5 stages of owning a boat

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5 stages of owning a boat
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@mama2meditate375 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve always heard that you don’t want a boat, you want a friend with a boat who will invite you along lol

@naomireaves3742 2 жыл бұрын

🤣 hahaha this must be why none of our friends have boats they just come on ours!

@237g 2 жыл бұрын

@@naomireaves3742 Got room for one more?

@whit6172 2 жыл бұрын

A scientific fact of science

@stevencooney761 2 жыл бұрын

This strategy also wears thin. Always on some one else’s time.

@mellymellongisland 2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what we have

@44ryang90 2 жыл бұрын

You forgot the final stage. Selling a boat.

@EK--ry3lr 2 жыл бұрын

According to the other videos, he just hasn't gotten there yet...😁

@jackieann5494 2 жыл бұрын

😅🤣😂

@O.KFarmToysdeutzallis6275 2 жыл бұрын

@papakurt862 2 жыл бұрын

He traded it for another that didn’t cost anything……today

@Li_Am_17 2 жыл бұрын

You skipped a step: going broke

@jasonbeasley5766 2 жыл бұрын

If you can pull out a few crisp $100 bills, light them on fire and watch them burn up without any distress, you are almost ready to own a boat.

@jeaniecameron295 2 жыл бұрын

How does this not have any likes!?!?!

@maryprice8458 Жыл бұрын

This is the funniest comment on this thread.

@SunshineSailing84 19 күн бұрын

Now do the same thing while standing in a cold shower and you’ve described sailing

@penitent2401 5 күн бұрын

My inflatable canoe I got from Temu cost $96.50, so I'm $3.50 ahead of that $100

@stevenwilson8718 4 күн бұрын

I haven't spent any money other than fuel and 4 spark plugs in over 10 years on my 99 fish/ski boat. I guess I just got lucky but it's been one of the best things I've bought! Far better than any vehicle I've owned and it was far cheaper as well

@manyalevine1017 2 жыл бұрын

"I am not yelling I am just instructed loudly" love it!!!!

@bbo40 3 күн бұрын

my boat buddy used to say more divorces start on boat ramps !

@ShawnCNC 2 жыл бұрын

You hit the nail on the head with this one!! We are dying laughing. I just bought a boat a few weeks ago and 1. It’s old 2. I drive a Tacoma 3. My wife struggled backing it in the water 4. It didn’t start after we got it off the trailer. 5. Boat envy is REAL! 😂😂😂

@FFAdventuresOriginal 2 жыл бұрын

AND....everything is about $1k to fix!

@joshblubaugh6050 Жыл бұрын

@@FFAdventuresOriginal With inflation you might as well make it $2000. 😅

@factsdontlie4342 17 күн бұрын

Yeah I have seen every single thing in this video happen lol.

@FishingWithDummies78 17 күн бұрын

Funny thing is I didn't have that problem with my new boat. It was a '98 but new to me, however, one time the starter didn't work right so I had to hit on it and then it finally turned on. And then I bought a new starter and I got it replaced. That was about a thousand joking. It wasn't that much. Maintenance is high but if you learn how to do some other stuff yourself it's not that high. But it's always really high

@markluchetta182 14 күн бұрын

@Brad_R 2 жыл бұрын

Dude, I love the boat service tech guy. We need more of him!

@leiwa100 2 жыл бұрын

That will cost you about $1000.

@Brad_R 2 жыл бұрын

@@leiwa100 🤣

@afo7266 2 жыл бұрын

"Yeah that'll be about a thouthan."

@Oonagh72 2 жыл бұрын

“Babe! What’s the towing capacity of my Tacoma? I thought you’d know.” This whole video is my marriage. This is also the reason we are “boat rental people”.

@jessediem3064 2 жыл бұрын

My father loved his boat more than he loved life. Growing up, I figured the boat was gonna break down every other trip because his boat envy led to "upgrades" on the engine. I legit thought he was gonna divorce my mom one year when she left the prop down before loading it onto the trailer and didn't figure it out until after we'd towed it all the way up the ramp. It took him months to recover mentally from the loss of that prop

@MusicalJackknife 2 жыл бұрын

We had two friends who co-owned the junkiest boat ever and named it the Thou Shalt Not Covet.

@Kyle_Nelson 2 жыл бұрын

My parents always had a boat, grew up on the water making memories. Now I'm a father of 2 I've had one boat or another since I was 20. Couldn't imagine not owning one.

@rboddington Жыл бұрын

Right on brother, could not have said it better myself. For people who complain about the cost, you can't take it with you. Spend it now, or your adult kids will.

@markwangontario7573 9 ай бұрын

I bought a boat during Covid, just finished 2ed season and loving it.

@Fact_Check77 5 ай бұрын

I am thinking of getting a boat for this exact reason... Want to enjoy life a little. I have 2 jet skis, they are a lot of fun and if I add a boat the whole family can get out on the water...

@queerskiesahead847 2 жыл бұрын

"FYI I have a headache!!" 🤣

@MomLife-wb3qr 2 жыл бұрын

The bit at the end about the water bottle was priceless 🤣

@shillinhite3911 Жыл бұрын

Actually it was about 12 bucks ;)

@amberyoung4425 2 жыл бұрын

I worked at a boat repair shop for awhile and this is so true! 🤣

@rosskline Жыл бұрын

"You're the sight unseen guy" 😂😂

@krikeydial3430 Жыл бұрын

"That'll be about a thousand."

@horatiohuffnagel7978 6 ай бұрын

If they have money to burn right..... vultures.

@LavenderSkyla 2 жыл бұрын

You forgot the fueling the boat up on the water. Those boat gas stations are intense. Fastest 300 I've ever spent

@penguin12902 23 күн бұрын

I have a 14ft with a 15hp Mercury 4 stroke....3 gallons will last me damn near all summer!

@queentroller2865 2 жыл бұрын

The main reason my father in law didn't finish building his house is because he bought a boat.

@Fern_Thaddeus Жыл бұрын

Lololol

@Ryansanders80 Жыл бұрын

you can live in a boat. cant sail a house

@shaynelhta Жыл бұрын

Smart man.

@fredbrad 10 ай бұрын

smart enough to notice that work for other people it is not enjoyable

@ProvoDrive 2 жыл бұрын

This was hilarious and true. Can you do travel trailers and RVs next?

@claireh1508 Жыл бұрын

YES

@bridgetthomas7664 Жыл бұрын

They already did

@NVS3992 Жыл бұрын

They did!

@kathrynharring8270 2 жыл бұрын

this is why our boats are kayaks, a lot less to break and comparatively cheep

@SugarandSarcasm 2 жыл бұрын

I prefer canoes for the cargo capacity.

@HarshJain-it2bg Жыл бұрын

Intelligence overload

@mutilatedpopsicles Жыл бұрын

I bought a canoe and a tiny outboard engine. I still have a boat, but I won't go broke

@penguin12902 23 күн бұрын

@@mutilatedpopsicles 14 ft aluminum v-hull with a 15hp mercury 4 stroke. 3 gallons of gas lasts me dang near the whole summer :D

@photodavem70 2 жыл бұрын

The two happiest days in a boat owners life: The day you buy and the day you sell it. :)

@newracer74 2 жыл бұрын

came to post this

@cheeseburgerlazers 2 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@chadkarecki9496 2 жыл бұрын

Then you aren't using it right

@Corpse1984 2 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it!

@danlevesque5437 2 жыл бұрын

and the day you get so fed up with it and "accidentally" forgot about the plug and then years later see it covered in mud in the former lake mead floor bed as people on utube are checking out the latest discovery 🤣

@LiveThriveBuild 2 жыл бұрын

Well done! The boat ramp footage and editing was very impressive. To be able to script all of that, the different camera angles and on top of that do some of it while others assumedly were actually launching their boats. Much respect ✊ 😅

@mattracer921 2 жыл бұрын

More of the boat service tech guy! His list was hilarious lol

@Psykout 2 жыл бұрын

I will never understand why the least qualified person in any group seems to be the one in charge of backing the boat into the water. I taught my friend real quick how to back the boat off the trailer and pull up to the dock safely to pick me up.

@ThatTexan2002 2 жыл бұрын

Boats can be a bit $$$ but they are super fun and they can make some amazing memories!

@timp6858 2 жыл бұрын

As a boating instructor, I get to see all of these steps, all the time! Well done!

@rebbbgiunta4450 2 жыл бұрын

Be about a thousand 😂😂 love the addition of the lisp!

@jamicl2580 2 жыл бұрын

"Just kidding, water is just $12" Bahahaha! 🤣🤣🇺🇲

@ethanstevenson2858 2 жыл бұрын

"Geez, how much is this gonna cost to fill up? I'm at 95 bucks and only half full!" Me filling up my wife's Toyota Yaris.

@mtwz71 Жыл бұрын

This is a great video. Well done. Made me lol. I needed this after owning and repairing boats for years now. This video sums it up. 😊

@stagesixx Жыл бұрын

Great editing, very fast cuts, funny and never boring!

@JB_Hobbies Жыл бұрын

That mechanic is why my boat has gone out only about twice this year. The water is a scary place for my wallet.

@LayAnn 2 жыл бұрын

This video made me laugh sooooo hard as we in this stage of our lives right now. We just got a boat a few weeks ago and we too are going through these stages. I love it.

@s3ntin3l60 2 жыл бұрын

Then you don't love it...... you're in grief. Acceptance bis the first step...

@LayAnn 2 жыл бұрын

@@s3ntin3l60 no, I love my boat. But we totally looked, bought 1, and in the stage of spending money on it before taking it out. And haven't gotten to the point of changing or upgrading yet, lol.

@s3ntin3l60 2 жыл бұрын

@@LayAnn Well good luck to you on the spending money part. That's the worst bit of it all..

@LayAnn 2 жыл бұрын

@@s3ntin3l60 yea, we are discovering that, lol. But we mostly got everything and are nearly done 😊

@4Him346 2 жыл бұрын

Omg this is facts!!! as I’m getting our boat ready to go for the weekend you forgot the best part trying to relax and all I hear all day is “dad can we tube now”

@mothermarie6057 2 жыл бұрын

1974 is very old, take my word for it 😊 Your happy giggle always makes me laugh out loud ☀️

@KAyLA_K 2 жыл бұрын

Dude all the work into this video is great🤣🤣🤣

@suzyrichins7958 2 жыл бұрын

My parents got a boat when my grandfather died. The boat was a lawn ornament for a long time. 😅

@lucygarrett9785 2 жыл бұрын

Definitely a lot easier to get your boat in the water when you have a house on the lake. My uncle and aunt live in the house and our boats are docked with a simple lever system

@mamadukes1438 2 жыл бұрын

Omg dying 🤣 the backing up to water part is me n my hubby to a T....

@naomireaves3742 2 жыл бұрын

As a boating family I CONCUR! 🥰

@Valkyrie11609 Жыл бұрын

I bought my first sailboat in 1993. I've owned three. I didn't sell any because of this. I sold because someone offered more money than worth. So I sold and upgraded. Love every minute of it.

@timlong1462 11 ай бұрын

Yep, some forms of boating are extremely cheap. I've got a jonboat that's got a 2000 Johnson and has had 0 problems I couldn't easily fix for $50-100. Total spent is under $3000 and I've had it for years. Use it 2-4 times a week. Buddy got a 1979 Catalina 22 for $3000 and we sailed all over the Chesapeake bay for a few years on it without issues. Not all boats fall under the B.O.A.T acronym. Really seems to be most true with the I/O lake boats and V drive boats that everyone wants for whatever reason.

@cklindo4646 2 жыл бұрын

The "hehehehe" in the bed was the foreshadowing he didn't pay attention to. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@trakker248 2 жыл бұрын

That’s too funny. Got to give you a sub. Can’t wait to see more

@Palvader 6 сағат бұрын

That feeling of getting out on the boat before it breaks is amazing!

@brentray9130 Жыл бұрын

Had a used Bayliner Capri with a 125 Merc for three years, only in salt (Puget Sound, WA) not one problem. Loved that boat.

@hughmungusbungusfungus4618 Жыл бұрын

This reminds me of when I was a kid. We had a 10-year old pontoon boat. Funny thing is that I don't ever remember it breaking; my dad did a good job winterizing it and those pontoon boats are much simpler than speed boats, runabouts or cruisers for sure.

@GoandLove 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t even begin to explain how accurate this video is 😂😂😂

@Icantball67 2 жыл бұрын

It didn’t cost anything……………..today. 🤣

@dawnsutherland3461 2 жыл бұрын

Omg ,so funny. Love your video.

@sxstexanphotography4587 2 жыл бұрын

Aahah omg, he said "8%, way better than our house", I couldn't stop laughing.

@connieduncan4239 2 жыл бұрын

This is 100% accurate. My husband and I are living it!

@snowflake3608 2 жыл бұрын

My cousins had a sign hanging in their camp. “A boat is a hole in the water, surrounded by wood, into which one pours money.” So true.

@cbot375 Жыл бұрын

my first car has been the same way

@brentderksen 2 жыл бұрын

"I love it", "thats my girl!!!" Lol

@jaredbowman7764 2 жыл бұрын

Man that last bit had me rolling... and then the last bit had me dying! But seriously tho. This is why you always bring your own water and never buy beer at restaurants.

@trevorsmith5881 Жыл бұрын

Oh shit.. hahaha I love it. You’re speaking to us guys. My wife and I just got a boat and that was the last month summed up in minutes 😂😭

@amandajofisk85 2 жыл бұрын

I love Heidi’s enthusiasm, but I can’t really believe she said Yes!

@justsayingforafriend7010 2 жыл бұрын

Just in your way always!!! Lollll

@salteastsimon 6 ай бұрын

You must be some type of boater because you nailed it! haha

@flattopwill Ай бұрын

The boat mechanic is my favorite character you do lol

@TweegTimothy 9 күн бұрын

My grandpa has a 1957 aluminum John boat that still runs perfectly fine. Never had a problem

@geo102094 2 жыл бұрын

Just seein ya'll at Horsetooth is hittin the feels!🤣 Miss that place! Tay def rocks the mustache!

@carolynridlon3988 Жыл бұрын

I thought it was horseshoe! My hubby & I camped there for 2 weeks one summer (fulltime RV travelling) and the cars in the background driving by as they are "discussing" why the boat isn't running gave it away!

@FaithWithJay 2 жыл бұрын

🤣 This is awesome!🤣

@boomfiziks 2 жыл бұрын

I bought a trimaran sailboat (Windrider) about 15 years ago…still one of my most favorite purchases.

@robideals685 Жыл бұрын

"It didn't cost anything ..... today .... ..... " hahahahahaha

@stephenshippos4604 Жыл бұрын

Th obsessing is spot on! Very funny.

@garmbeliblis 2 жыл бұрын

The life vest in the driveway is genius

@lisaroper421 Жыл бұрын

I love how the life jacket gets upgraded too 😂

@johnnysweekends Жыл бұрын

I have been in the marine industry for a long time… Amazing how accurate. I still see this 🤣🤣🤣 good job 😂👍🏼

@kevinklein9565 Жыл бұрын

The boat mechanic is the best character yet

@reddraco25 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve never owned a boat but this was hilarious

@roamtim Жыл бұрын

So true....well done!!!

@lucascooley912 Жыл бұрын

We definitely need more of the boat service guy!

@thealanford4780 2 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious good job!

@andyanaoutdoors2487 2 жыл бұрын

Forgot the final stage of selling it. Best day ever when someone pays you for it and hauls it out of your yard. Renting is the way.

@jongrosse5116 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao!! I just met you on horsetooth last weekend and you towed me in. Stand up people!! I seen your vidio shared on a mercruiser page!! Thanks again!!

@amandahodder2935 10 ай бұрын

I died laughing at the repair guy that’ll be about 1000 so accurate

@Thex1xManBetter 2 жыл бұрын

Love the new character!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@mstringham 2 жыл бұрын

I think you can insert about any toy into this video and it would be the same. I keep debating on getting an side-by-side but then I wonder if it’s going to be a money hog! I had a camp trailer that was older and it seem to have problems all the time as well.

@BT.TexasDFW 2 жыл бұрын

I drove around a Polaris ranger 400 for nearly 6 years daily. I worked maintenance for a large sub division and took it off road, over curbs, on streets. You will assume the normal wear and tear but honestly they are pretty simple to work on too. A lot of videos online. They are great to have for the utility aspect alone.

@r2hoog1 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve owned 4 boats and 1 side x side… so far, the side x side is a way better cost to value / fun ratio. I do love boats, but I’ve realized that I don’t necessarily love owning boats.

@nunliski 18 күн бұрын

What can you even do with a side by side that is fun?

@Icutmetal 2 жыл бұрын

There’s a difference between boaters and boat owners.

@demontimet7773 3 ай бұрын

"i don't like it" buddies life nearly died for a sec

@AmbersToDoList 2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!! We have 4 boats with only 1 that goes on the water 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️. This sums up many conversations I've had with the husband. (And we were just at Horsetooth today!)

@glennwhitney1494 2 жыл бұрын

Superb - hilarious!

@efnissien 3 күн бұрын

It's like the old line "You only have two happy days when you own a boat, the first is when you buy the boat... the other is when you manage to sell the bastard."

@cheesewhiz32 2 жыл бұрын

How to write off a boat as a business expense, genius!

@alwaystinkering7710 Жыл бұрын

"$265, hopefully for the year." 🤣

@samantharolfe8386 Жыл бұрын

Love this and the owning an RV one. You guys should make one about owning an airplane!!!! $1000 a washer that damn thing!

@erickitty5546 2 жыл бұрын

Nailed it! 🤣

@mrpush2532 11 ай бұрын

This is sooo true! 😂

@angelxhay3042 2 жыл бұрын

YESSSSSSS AMAZING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!! ITS SO ACCURATE!!!!😂😂😂

@Anoneymouse 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao wooh full 265.00 hopefully for the year.

@joycedollar1198 2 жыл бұрын

You guys are awesome. Keep up the great vids. Btw 1974 is not old! Lol

@jessediem3064 2 жыл бұрын

In boat years, that thing might as well have a mast with a pirate flag

@juju1896 6 ай бұрын

@@jessediem3064 tell that to my 1974 Shamrock center console with 351W inboard that I still waterski behind. Maintenance wins.

@jolttsp 12 күн бұрын

I kept waiting to hate this, never did. Good work 😂

@rboddington Жыл бұрын

Had my boat for 7 years. Just bought a newer and bigger one. Always buy brand new, and get the warranty. Also never trailer your boat, park it at a marina so all you have to do is show up, and head out.

@BigmanHaus 16 күн бұрын

We own two trailered boats (sailboat and motorboat), I would HIGHLY recommend keeping them on trailer and learning to do your maintenance. The costs go from tens of thousands to a thousand. (Marinas are not a friend when it comes to money economy 😂)

@rboddington 16 күн бұрын

@@BigmanHaus The last thing I care about with respect to boating is......money.

@darrellcoccagna2055 8 ай бұрын

thousthand guy is back😂 Miller hat and stash really sells it

@Caboneski2 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂..Sooooo Accurate.

@jonlawrence6338 2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the day before it goes up for sale. “Welp, this is it……all that time and money for this…..just cruising on the water……yep…..it’s windy, I’m cold, im done.”

@Pierre2000ish Күн бұрын

A friend of mine, who used to have a boat, always told me there are 2 great moments with owning a boat: the day you buy it, and the day you finally sell it.

@brigs1856 2 жыл бұрын

Im not yelling, I'm just instructing loudly 🤣

@ryanriley1222 Жыл бұрын

This is exactly how my summer went lol

@drewelling4441 Жыл бұрын

"Says it has 93000 hours. That's not a lot is it" 🤣

@ic3man5 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite part of the boating season is watching new boat owners fail miserably loading and unloading the boat. I've watched people drag their outdrive up the ramp because they forgot to trim it up, lol.