90 Day Fiancé, but it's a horror movie

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8 ай бұрын

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@TheQuickSlice 8 ай бұрын

Sorry for sound mistake around 3:00! Ironically right before I ask “are you hearing this?” lol Use code QUICKSLICE50 to get 50% off your first Factor box at bit.ly/3ROnGc5!

@haroldcox3103 8 ай бұрын

You’re the hero this world needs

@bryce251 8 ай бұрын

I turned up my volume just to hear what she was saying then you suddenly yell ARE YOU HEARING THIS right in my ears

@conradaster3764 8 ай бұрын

I tried not click on this....

@londynhlangulela9173 8 ай бұрын

You are too funny

@TheQuickSlice 8 ай бұрын

@@bryce251 lmao sorry 🤦‍♂️

@HostileTakeover555 8 ай бұрын

Jovies OBSESSION with strip clubs is super creepy

@okoala62 8 ай бұрын

And sad AF. like, he’s happiest where hot girls are PAID to be nice to him and flirt with him?! Does he not get the irony in that?! 🤔

@glowwithstarr69 8 ай бұрын

I have a friend that’s obsessed and he’s having problems at home.

@junejunejuniejune 8 ай бұрын

I wonder if deep down its because he knows Yara is way too good for him. She is out of his league. If she hadn't gotten knocked up right away, I bet she would have been long gone!

@MatterInMyMind 8 ай бұрын

I loved going to the strip clubs in my mid twenties... I hardly ever got dances it was more for the environment and cheaps drinks. It was my kick-off place. Jovie is addictive or some ish haha

@Ass_of_Amalek 8 ай бұрын

hey, I used to have an ultramarine profile picture like that (cropped better :P)... but that was because I named the account "blue". why did you pick it?

@absoluteterror9098 8 ай бұрын

"i don't think we should leave Ed out just because we don't like him" I can easily picture the producer standing behind the cameraman saying "you guys aren't going ANYWHERE unless you take Ed with you."

@bubblephobiaoftheshire 8 ай бұрын

Like when your parents would force you to take your little sibling with you and your friends.

@ragnhild2674 8 ай бұрын

I can't think of a better reason to exclude someone.

@WadeWilsonDP 8 ай бұрын

as he rubs $100 bills on his naked body

@ajheartsong 8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@malcador 7 ай бұрын

I felt it was definitely in the interest of the show that he go along, not in the interest of anyone else.

@marlameans5960 8 ай бұрын

Hearing Angela say she SOMETIMES gets aggressive was like hearing any person say they SOMETIMES breathe air. Oh really? Just sometimes, huh?

@honeymoonmsp6733 8 ай бұрын

LOLL

@NDJunction 8 ай бұрын

biss literally lives on aggression MORE than air xD

@nonprofitgirl 5 ай бұрын

Never have I disliked my own first name….oh Ang..you’re not a good representation of we Angelas. I am not affiliated with her. 😂

@hughmungous775 8 ай бұрын

Eds personality is what everyone is repulsed by. He's not great looking, but he could make up for it a lot by being a decent person and not an annoying whiny baby all the time.

@mommav0107 8 ай бұрын

Right! He comments that he needs to calm down the comedy, when in fact, he’s NOT funny in the least. What an unaware idiot

@analea6531 8 ай бұрын

You are absolutely right. His cringe humor and toxicity towards the women he dates are just disgusting 😮‍💨

@mr.wilson9941 8 ай бұрын

He's that one guy we all knew who said they were a nice guy

@comradewolf4901 8 ай бұрын

I love how Jovi is addicted to paying women to pretend to enjoy his presence. There’s something deeply deeply wrong with him.

@planpanwan 6 ай бұрын

Hah! 😂🤣🤣 YES, thank you!

@ThresherSharkz 8 ай бұрын

Are you telling me 90 day wasnt already a horror movie? I’m shocked

@SimplyPreet 8 ай бұрын

Bwahaha😂

@umasal5312 8 ай бұрын

Jovi, Asuelu, and big Ed are sitting in a bar...sounds like a start to a bad joke😅

@princessbruni2867 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@TheTalk23 8 ай бұрын

Ed and Angela were meant for each other. Unfortunately, they believe they deserve better and younger people.

@MrShowoff27 8 ай бұрын

The Gino and Jasmine horror movie cuts are killing me 😂

@gordonrobinson3169 8 ай бұрын

“Try the bed, Gino “‘😂😂😂😂

@nataku7 8 ай бұрын

Actual chills

@claireport22 8 ай бұрын

His facial expression was so funny

@raghdaabdelsalam7730 8 ай бұрын

Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@radioqueenbee7008 7 ай бұрын

Absolutely terrifying LOL 😂

@shadowydepth1254 8 ай бұрын

Jovie looks like a ventriloquists puppet, like slappy’s dark headed cousin became a real boy

@ykwtfim 8 ай бұрын

Lmaooo it’s true

@sabrinamerrick1271 6 ай бұрын

So wrong!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@davidstewart8341 5 ай бұрын

😂

@Jules-916 8 ай бұрын

"I just bought a new hat." When you're having extreme social anxiety so you try to comfort yourself by thinking of some random good thing that happened recently.

@knittingnana2939 8 ай бұрын

How anybody can tolerate big ed is a mystery to me.

@ProfessorTakatoPalm 8 ай бұрын

That fact that Big Ed falls asleep and no one’s first thought is to end him after all he’s done is nothing short of a Miracle.

@emanzeism 8 ай бұрын

Or a curse

@6hostalien 8 ай бұрын

I snorted

@MetalAccessories 6 ай бұрын

The absolute CACKLE I just CACKED!! 😂😂😂😂

@VeroRochaEscorcio 8 ай бұрын

My day gets automatically better when quickslice posts a new video

@Deliya81 8 ай бұрын

Liz is literally turning into Big Ed. Her neck is shrinking.

@vitov58 8 ай бұрын

😂🤣

@snaplemaple5287 8 ай бұрын

you’re right i didint even notice, and that is actually so sad 😢

@BlaqueDNA 8 ай бұрын

The “ I come from a little island” just kills me😂😂😂

@YETI_312 8 ай бұрын

90 Days has never been funnier😂. Eds a clown, Jovi is a thirsty strip club resident and Asuelu is still looking confused as always. I love it

@fredskull1618 8 ай бұрын

Angela’s completing her “White Trash Rapunzel” arc on this show.

@Ass_of_Amalek 8 ай бұрын

wrinkpunzel

@Wheelman1966 8 ай бұрын

As always great analysis.. I swear Asuelu has the intelligence of a sheet of newspaper.

@natalieschnieder9131 8 ай бұрын

Mean to newspaper lol

@paintitblack9712 8 ай бұрын

" little island" will never get old😂

@moshunit96 8 ай бұрын

If you hypnotize a leprechaun the first question is always where is your pot of gold? Smh. Amateurs.

@pykaso5540 8 ай бұрын

"little island" 😂😂😂 that kills me everytime I hear that

@Leoprincess3038 8 ай бұрын

Slice said Ed is shaped like a beach bouy 😂😂😂

@purplequeen1727 8 ай бұрын

I about died!!! 😂

@Leoprincess3038 8 ай бұрын

@@purplequeen1727 I definitely belly laughed 😂

@purplequeen1727 8 ай бұрын

@@Leoprincess3038hahaha! 🤣🤣🤣

@traceyarnaud8433 8 ай бұрын

Also, the moody background music during Ed’s “hypMOtizing” is epic 😂😂😂

@ryanbianchi3118 8 ай бұрын

The instant joy I receive when I see a new Quickslice video is insane

@habeashumor9814 8 ай бұрын

This is especially funny because I always liken Big Pred to the little girl vampire from Let The Right One In. She hunts by pretending to be a small, helpless, harmless, injured, pitiable thing. Then when her victim gets close enough and has their guard down, she pounces on them and rips their throat out.

@accidentallyamy1063 8 ай бұрын

Idk if it’s just me, but the more QuickSlice studies these shows (mostly against his will I’m guessing) he’s becoming way more insightful with regards to relationships compared to their “professionals” on this stupid show? Lol I feel like I’d actually benefit from Dr. QuickSlice psychology, so please send me an invoice and book an appointment so we can unpack why I’m slowly, but very surely, spiraling downward at an alarming rate. Much appreciated.

@andrewborene6566 8 ай бұрын

You sure you don’t want to be hypnotized and reminded about your past life as leprechaun? 😂

@ferraroannie4058 8 ай бұрын

Again, you're spot on when saying Pig Ed is not the least bit funny. Just pure cringe when he tries to be, and oh does he try to be....!!! Now YOU, YOU'RE HILARIOUS!! I drop everything when a new TheQuickSlice video appears in my notifications! 😄😄😄

@rambu-tan 8 ай бұрын

props on calling out Ed for the leprechaun bullshit instead of playing along with it like some other 90 day commentators

@axlneztsosie3176 3 ай бұрын

Foreal. And that therapist sucks she needs to be fired have her license revoked infact how the hell does she even have a license for a therapist

@ShadwoBlady 8 ай бұрын

Jovi was defo high on something throughout this whole shooting

@Tasiaolive 8 ай бұрын

Benadryl

@nikkilynn4000 8 ай бұрын

Cocaine.

@savo3265 8 ай бұрын

I wish you would post more often. You are hilarious and you make me laugh out loud!

@BadWordsAreMyLoveLanguage 8 ай бұрын

Big/Little Ed is a whole horror show on its own.

@whitelicorice 8 ай бұрын

The wife was just saying an hour ago that ol quickslice is due, and here you are. Thanks bro

@colombi1anjay 8 ай бұрын

Can somebody please yell at Big Ed for having those tattoos?

@captainlarrynosleepfishing5350 8 ай бұрын

How tattoos their face on both of their legs? A crazy person does !

@Karamarika 8 ай бұрын

I joked to my husband that Ed was about to be a buoy during the boat fight with Jovi, so your buoy comparison tickled me a little extra.

@WadeWilsonDP 8 ай бұрын

I've never seen somebody sabotage their own pity party as fast as Big Ed, he makes you feel bad, then immediately negates it by being the worst piece of trash imaginable.

@AmazzingAlyssa15 8 ай бұрын

quickslice, thank you. your sense of humor is absolutely sublime

@MR.FREEDMAN 8 ай бұрын

@TheQuickSlice if you're reading this, you've earned the right to make a 30min+ video. We will watch it.

@jazbarry13 8 ай бұрын

I now walk around my house saying, "I come from a little island." Thanks a lot, Quick Slice guy. 😒

@casechow 8 ай бұрын

I KNEW IT! Quickslice has hot guy hands.

@PaulAllen786 8 ай бұрын

What are hot guy hands? You actually replayed the ad to see his hands 😂 Please stop, get some help

@mainwitchmeg 7 ай бұрын

Forget putting a blindfold on Ed, we need a muzzle

@embermac19 8 ай бұрын

That big mouth bass in the club looks like he's the AI reality art of those Big Mouth cartoon characters

@Genesisramseyy 8 ай бұрын

Jovi uses any excuse to go to a syrup club 😭

@BirdGang6 8 ай бұрын

Jovie has an absolute babe who clearly is into him for more than “oh he can get me a green card” and he’s going to absolutely blow it because he can’t stay out of grimy strip clubs. He’s the absolute worst

@Zer0.-_ 8 ай бұрын

Yep. I'd give anything to have a beautiful blonde like that and I'm not even a gross/bad looking guy.

@Tasiaolive 8 ай бұрын

The stripper demon got passed to Asuelu 😂

@axlneztsosie3176 4 ай бұрын

Foreal . My coworker took me to a strip club couple years back when I u was younger and the stripper demon got passed to me. Til one day i took it to far and took a bunch of ecacsty and went to the strip club. I blacked out got a stripper fired cause we ended up freaking in the vip room i got kicked out and banned . Never doing that again ever.

@troyperry411 8 ай бұрын

If ed was a dwarf in his past life only to come back as slightly taller than a dwarf in his next life that is seriously fucked up. He must of been gengis khan or some kind of brutal ruler to live multiple lives under the height of 5ft3 smh.

@mrsa9130 8 ай бұрын

Ed has no clue how lucky he is. If he wasn't on the show neither one of the women would have given him the time of day.

@vikikat4935 8 ай бұрын

Jovi has that Herman Munster head from the show the Munsters 😂

@billkrill4656 8 ай бұрын

Yes he does. 😂😂

@user-jw6nv2uq1j 8 ай бұрын

Omg you’re stoned while watching this Lol!

@Melissa-cg2sv 8 ай бұрын

Jasmine is legit terrifying 😬

@billkrill4656 8 ай бұрын

She is.

@jubilantsleep 8 ай бұрын

She makes me super uncomfortable

@Chosen1only 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@curnies 8 ай бұрын

Just dropping by to say, this video was fuckin hilarious and also - love the podcast. You're the only pod I follow anymore for 90 days and I'll never stop. Listening to you and your bro is the only way I can stomach these people's craziness lol. If they do another season of last resort, you guys gottttttta recap. And don't be afraid of making the pod episodes too long cause there's no such thing lol. You guys are A1 and your vids always make me cackle. Thanks Quickslice 🙏

@glowwithstarr69 8 ай бұрын

Gino saying I got a new hat! 😂😂😂

@oceansoul1985 8 ай бұрын

Laughed throughout your video; favourite part that cracked me up was the "Boys night"/ "Little island" flashcuts.

@donizzo30 8 ай бұрын

“First of all she says hypmatize idk what that means she’s gonna do to him” really got me weak 😂

@Ass_of_Amalek 8 ай бұрын

7:26 is asuelu's face super flushed from alcohol, or did they put pink blush on him? xD btw if it's the former, note how drunk asuelu has exactly the same level of intellectual impairment as sober asuelu.

@cuts240 8 ай бұрын

“Mayo- head Ed”- pimp!! Lol

@desiree1867 8 ай бұрын

I haven't watch the whole season but it's crazy how this show (from my view ) makes Angela the less problematic one

@Mommy369 8 ай бұрын

It’s because she got kicked out of the resort for disrupting so many guests. They ended up kicking her out and she had to stay at a separate hotel 😂

@yinaranzamendez4372 6 ай бұрын

The editing is superb. I'm just laughing the whole time.

@marinebrissot4238 8 ай бұрын

I'VE BEEN DYING FOR YOU TO COVER THIS THANK YOU QUICKSLICE

@Okamisou 8 ай бұрын

TLC got their therapists off craiglist

@arubyintherocks7 8 ай бұрын

Slice sure was quick with this one

@thatsnotmyname1 8 ай бұрын

You are so funny! I binged watched all your videos. Please post more often 🤍

@vcabalda 8 ай бұрын

Thanks for the uploads. I remember Opie and Anthony talking about the 1st season but I haven’t been able to keep up. You’re doing the lords work

@AliAkkan0217 3 ай бұрын

Lmao the random cuts to him saying, "its boys time" has me deadddd. Lmfaoooo

@amandamarie740 8 ай бұрын

Omg🤣🤣 the little island comment took me out. That will never not be funny. Scoodalipoop

@ozon3Easy 8 ай бұрын

“Cause I come from a liddle 🏝️ “ 😭😭😭

@ifeomanwachukwu9204 8 ай бұрын

Ed was messing with the therapist right?!

@MatterInMyMind 8 ай бұрын

Always appropriate your sense of humour homie and editing has always been good but... This one was just chef's kiss 👌🏼👨‍🍳🏝

@h0t_pock3t 8 ай бұрын

Perfect prep for the finale of spooky month

@JoyDavidson 8 ай бұрын

Quickslice is my go to news for comedy.

@cahzuallyallure 29 күн бұрын

The scream I scrumpt at “what year is it?” “1669” LOOOOL

@aliasanew3398 8 ай бұрын

Bro asuelu’s stache is almost horrifying

@Lucy_0neL0ve 3 ай бұрын

You’re videos are helping me get through some tough stuff.🤣🤣 You’re commentary and edits. 1️⃣0️⃣/1️⃣0️⃣

@ProfessorTakatoPalm 8 ай бұрын

With how many awful people appear for this series, I’m honestly shocked that Nicole Nafziger didn’t get called back. Well I can only hope after what she did in 2020 was an awakening to be a better person, but I sadly feel I’m wrong and she may appear here down the line.

@nikkilynn4000 8 ай бұрын

Or the abusive dr*g addicted Kristi (I think that's her name) that treats her wife Jamie like crap. I was appalled.

@karinvelasquez64 8 ай бұрын

What did she do in 2020?

@ProfessorTakatoPalm 8 ай бұрын

@@karinvelasquez64 She went to see Azan for 2 weeks, but the Pandemic started. Nicole was offered a free flight home, but she refused not just once, but twice. Oh and in all the time her daughter didn’t see her mom for five months.

@JM-qt5mg 8 ай бұрын

These edits were great lmao hilarious. Keep em coming

@jahsaniaa4913 6 ай бұрын

I am obsessed with your videos. You are hilarious!! 😂

@ele3895 5 ай бұрын

Why is this my favorite KZfaq channel now bruh 😂‼️

@user-eg9sx3oo9u 8 ай бұрын

I needed this this morning omw to work 😂..TGIF!

@asiaking9422 8 ай бұрын

Your voice is soothing and I love your videos🎉

@annanestor9936 8 ай бұрын

i look forward to your videos every week

@isaacmussie7557 8 ай бұрын

watching quickslice and being ZOOOOTED really goes hand in hand

@brittlove501 8 ай бұрын

Omg I cannot wait for part 2 😂

@bigpapanacho4033 Ай бұрын

We need more of these.

@yuricantu4731 8 ай бұрын

OMG yes, I need that part 2 hahaha!

@mariamayub212 8 ай бұрын

I loved your Halloween special episode, too funny! Happy halloween!

@pushinguproses 8 ай бұрын

This is my favorite channel. 😂

@MissSchnickfitzel 8 ай бұрын

Those are some tiny ass meals from factor. What grown man is gonna be full from that? Even I as a woman wouldn't be 😂.

@BlaqueDNA 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@danielefiore8173 8 ай бұрын

I repeat myself, you're a genius!

@bellasrabinpu 8 ай бұрын

You always post when im having the worst days to show me it’s actually not that bad lol

@xfroglips 8 ай бұрын

Not the diving in the hot tub joke 😂😂 that was messed up.. but you're not wrong

@tamiera_sxox 7 ай бұрын

Lol big Ed "hypnotized" 😂 Getting some failed attempt version vibes of the film'Get Out'😂

@Absolewtly 8 ай бұрын

Ahhh once again here we all are on Asuelu’s little island 🏝️😂

@klaudia.von.wagner 8 ай бұрын

Unfortunately you’re right. These people aren’t funny or entertaining, just sad, boring, or creepy. I have no patience to watch them. BUT IM GLADLY LISTENING YOUR RECAP….it’s still HILARIOUS 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🌷👸🌷