A 60 Minute RANT on 'The Strangers: Chapter 1' So You Don't Have to Watch it

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Stark Cinema

Stark Cinema

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In today's SPOILER review video I discuss and breakdown the film 'The Strangers: Chapter 1'
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@StonyStark
@StonyStark
Drop a comment and a like my friends. Per usual this video was made using only notes from my full screening at the theater, and trailer / promo footage so apologies for small technical errors with the recap. Love you 3000
@JP-ml1xe
@JP-ml1xe
So it really is just the first movie re-done in a fantastically worse fashion. Thank you for saving me from this. Id have been so disappointed
@tyrellesmith9265
@tyrellesmith9265
Asthma is a condition where your airway gets inflamed and and starts to fill with mucus. The inhaler has medicine that breaks up that mucus and helps the inflammation go down. That's why after a really bad asthma attack you usually do a lot of coughing and spitting up phlegm. Breathing into an empty bottle will do nothing to help with an asthma attack and would probably stress out your already constricted lungs.
@_scaredycatt_
@_scaredycatt_
It’s like they asked an AI generator to write to script of the original movie.
@that0n3guymobile58
@that0n3guymobile58
They actually already filmed chapter 2 and chapter 3 and are planning to release them in theaters fall of this year and early next year in theaters respectively, I’m hoping for the best because they’re supposed to take the franchise in a “new and unexpected direction” but man, this one was rough.
@aidanboyle9063
@aidanboyle9063
The part with the water bottle was extra stupid since inhalers have actual medication in them that relax the bronchial tubes. Just breathing out of a water bottle wouldn't stop an asthma attack if his bronchial tubes are tightening---if anything it would worsen an attack since you're supposed to try and take long, deep breaths to calm down... as someone with asthma, that whole asthma bit is so dumb lol
@prince_chavv02
@prince_chavv02
I've always been under the mindset that all movies don't have to be intelligent masterpieces of cinema, however, when it's clear that the movie is meant to be taken seriously while ALSO being seemingly created by a studio that doesn't actually give a fuck about the quality of said movie, all nitpicks and criticisms are fair game.
@gabegarcia4213
@gabegarcia4213 21 күн бұрын
Nothing at all happens in this movie it was complete garbage
@spookyscaryskeleton5832
@spookyscaryskeleton5832
i think if they would've added the twist that the boyfriend is apart of the whole thing with the strangers, then it could've been a redeemable film. and, it would explain how he knew where she was. if that makes sense, loved the video by the way!
@lopirobinson1991
@lopirobinson1991
The problem with the prequel treatment is that in the original movie at the end the mother Stranger tells Dollface, "It'll be easier next time," as if it was their first time, repeat, their first time. Are these even the same Strangers from the other movies? They look totally different.
@Madbro204
@Madbro204
This movie made 22.5M on a 8M budget. They made money cuz you know damn well they barely payed any money to market it
@the_fd_180
@the_fd_180
Stranger : Is Tamara home?
@cowgrll
@cowgrll
Asking “Is Tamara home?” is a line from the original movie and it’s the Strangers’ way of “casing” the house and seeing who their next victims will be.
@BAMFuPanda
@BAMFuPanda 28 күн бұрын
About the bloody door bedroom scene, I think the strangers wanted to play the long game with them, scare them a little but space it out, lull them into thinking it was just a weird night in a small weird town... but then they noticed how astronomically stupid the protagonists were and said "nah, we gotta speed this up and get to the actual hunt."
@paintedexpressionssogriffi1322
@paintedexpressionssogriffi1322
I think the sink jump scare was she hit the garbage disposal switch and it turned on and scared her - this has happened to me in real life, so I give it a pass. Rest of the movie though? Dumb decisions at every turn!!!
@kalima2932
@kalima2932
I watched it yesterday going in blind with my bestie cuz Tarot was unavailable. The theater had like 10 people including us, 5 minutes in we already didn't like the protags, 15 minutes in we were hoping they would die already, and halfway in, everyone in the theater had or was yelling at the stupid decisions and insufferable whaling from the female protagonist. My friend and I predicted every jump scare and bad decision, I think we even predicted the ending. it was not a pleasant experience, but the audience was having fun making fun of it.
@mikankitsune0440
@mikankitsune0440
The Strangers is a horror franchise that was exceptionally unnecessary. The 2008 movie was best as a stand alone. It never needed more elaboration as it's singularity was what made it work. Similarly to The Purge series, it looses it's shock and scare value the longer we are within the world of the film.
@princeGalexandro3650
@princeGalexandro3650
Hey...at least they didn't try to jumpscare us with a fucking poptart...i will not forgive silent hill revelations for that shit
@cruxxshadows6768
@cruxxshadows6768
How do they go from the first two, to this.
@explo-tyro5300
@explo-tyro5300
The funny part, is that you haven't seen the post credit scene, THE POST CREDIT SCENE IS HER IN THE HOSPITAL BED, LAYING DOWN, SHE GETS UP, AND THE BIG STRANGER, IS LAYING NEXT TO HER AND SHE HASN'T FUCKING NOTICED BRO
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