The titles always make me think of that one Book of Mormon song "We are the soldiers of the church... Of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints."

7:00 acctualy only one egg remains anyway

Fun Fact: Another reason why they decided to have to Eagle attack Noa the first time he sang the song was so that the Eagle could wound him and take a chick of hair out of Noa’s chest hair. We do this all the time in film. Knowing that Noa will soon be placed into the kingdom with tons of other Apes, he will need to have a marking that will set him apart, so the audience could identify him easier. So on the journey to find his clan, they allowed the audience to get use to him look with the missing patch of fur.

There is no conflict with humans. Humans in their world cant speak, and are primitive. They are to them what apes are to us. Animals. They dont know that there are speaking humans, with the exception of proximus and his goons.

This Movie showes how out of Ideas Hollywood is

I’m pretty sure raka and Noah never actively nova up until the deer pond scene, nova just followed Noah like a lost puppy until raka notices and he helps Noah introduce himself later on that night. Then she rides the horse with raka after that night, they come across the pond, nova misses humans, Noah tries to leave then “ceasar’s” apes show up. That’s when they actually save her, that’s also when Noah finds out she can speak

I believe the whole point of the egg being so easily broken while being on the apes chest is to teach the ape how to properly protect the egg and themselves while moving around. I took as like when we got those fake babies in school and if you didn’t take care of it you failed type of situation. Because they were freaking out that he wouldn’t be able to “pass” remember?

The group at the end didn’t send may she was a part of another group that was killed by proximus Caesars soldiers… but totally unclear if her group had communication with them I’m guessing yes because how would she know exactly what they needed or what it looked like or how to get in

I’m pretty sure he didn’t go to the valley beyond. Dad thought he did because of the echo smell on the blanket. The valley is beyond the tunnel and Noah didn’t cross it

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Nice review- I mean rant.

What a pointless movie, even by Star Wars Prequel standards. It could be fully excised from existence without affecting the overall story.

Thank you for your sacrifice

I love the "its so bad its good" movies but this...was not that. I agree i think AI wrote this shit.😂also I read Tarot and I've never got a "ohhh you're gonna dieeeee" readings because the death card doesn't even mean that, its death or rebirth about ANYTHING, honestly in most readings its a good thing if you're someone hoping for a change in your life. Do i believe its real or not, idk, because as long as I give some solace or advice even if the advice is just coming from me interpreted the cards then in that sense, yeah they work, but is it supernatural, probably not. I'm not a crazy crystal hippie chick either who lives by her Tarot cards, its just fun.

i hate u… i just watched it… and its in camera.. so if its garbage.. so double garbage bcs of the video’s quality… where were u ???? 😭😭😭😭

Is that right?

I have that regal movie pass they said previews are 30 mins long and it kills me with having adhd and not being able to focus long but for the movie I feel so many of the characters could have been saved if they just sat still and didn't run from everything cause there was 4 people who ran or left and died . I think the cards got sold at auction if it was evidence at the police department

i left after the 2nd girl died. it was soo stupid

I drank a 500mg thc drink, went to see Godzilla v Kong a new empire in 4dx thinking I was going to have an awesome time high, but I was way to stoned, slumped, paranoid, some of the monsters were freaking me out and after a while I was over the movement in the seats. Don’t get too high and go to a 4dx movie!

Your too cute

I remember loving these movies as a little kid, and all I heard for 20+ years was how bad they were so I assumed everyone was right and I just liked them because I was young. Then I ACTUALLY WATCHED THEM as an adult. They are pretty good movies. Not as good as the original trilogy, but better than the new trilogy. Episode 1 is the weakest of the 3, but it's definitely not bad. It's a really fun space adventure movie, and if you could somehow release it without people knowing it was Star Wars people would look back and say "yeah that was a pretty cool movie.". The podrace is fun, the lightsaber battle at the climax is terrific, probably the second best live action lightsaber battle ever. Jar Jar isn't even that annoying and he's basically people's whole criticism of the movie. He just sticks out because he doesn't fit the more serious tone of Star Wars in general. You know, like YODA in Empire! Which is one of the most beloved characters in the franchise in what is generally considered the best movie in the franchise. Or maybe the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi? So it's not like he's even unique in the Star Wars film series. The story? You want to say the story is contrived? Again, the original trilogy! We've had FIFTY YEARS of people trying to fix the hundreds of contrivances of the original trilogy. The whole first movie is nonsense if you actually think about it. Why would there be a magic exhaust port that blows up the biggest space station ever if you shoot into it? Why wouldn't they have 10,000 tie fighters defending it? How the hell would they manage to escape a moon sized space station with tens of thousands of soldiers defending it, with the most important prisoner in tow? Why wouldn't the empire just bombard echo base into rubble from orbit with 1,000 star destroyers in Empire? THEY ARE MOVIES! If it were real the rebellion would have ZERO chance. But that would be a stupid movie. People just ran these movies down because they don't live up to the classic trilogy. But WHAT DOES? Those are 3 of the best movies ever made. Definitely the best SciFi trilogy ever and probably the best fantasy trilogy in general, at least between them and Lord of the Rings. It's not a "disasterpiece" or whatever else. It's just a really good movie trying to live up to a legendary trilogy that came before it.

Unfortunately I've already watched this atrocity disguised as a movie.

Okay but ur fine asf😍

I saw this movie when it was released in 99. I was 14 I think, and super into Star Wars and came out thinking it was boring. I watched it again a few years ago and now it's just painful to sit through. Anakin's actor is just straight up awful, and Jar Jar is just as bad. Every scene with them is near unwatchable. Nostalgia does weird things to people. I hated the Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker, but I'd sit through either of those a dozen times before watching this trash movie ever again.

As you were coming to the end of your review, I thought that the guy who showed up at the end would turn out to be the Jester. The shape-shifting monster who would provide a dark, twist ending. "Fuck fate? No, Fate fucks you!"

I didn’t give this movie enough credit back in 1999. I thought it was a steaming horse turd, but it’s actually not that bad. It’s more like a cat turd wrapped in dog turd.

Hey guys - sorry for being so “casual” with this rant. I wasn’t trying to offend anyone these were just raw feelings and thoughts after a night out at the theater for the re-Watch. Thanks ❤️🙏

Hey Guys - This is Stark’s gaming channel. Commenting from over here. I apologize if I made a few mistakes with the plot recap. My sentiment about the overall structure and presentation of the script remain; it’s a funny bad horror film that will be forgotten within a few months. That’s ok, it happens. And I’ll continue to get better and better at writing my scripts and getting details right especially when it comes to videos being made after a first-time theater viewing. Cheers and thanks for watching! <3000

PM is a bit of a turkey but it’s harmless.

I’m going to watch this. I do enjoy bad movies

Light roast… if that’s your closest I don’t trust what you call boring… lol 💜💜

scary movie 6 : the tarot deck

everyone getting their tarotussy ate

everyone gets their tarotussy eaten

it looks dumb fr

What? You're telling me you don't have a hidden booze room leading to a haunted basement??? Come on! 😅

Based on your description of the main character’s experience with her mom, it sounds like the film is alluding to the accuracy of tarot cards rather than the character’s premonition. That would at least explain why you got no further allusions to her abilities thereafter.

Why is this in my recommendation right after I watched it ??? 🤣 Like i just walked out of the theatre 😞

Honestly, I thought that this movie was great and I love horror/thriller movies. It's like corny on purpose I feel which isn't a bad thing. When the one guy who gets hit by a train looks down and sees the newspaper Iwas like ooooookkkk. The jumpscares and shots are filmed pretty well. Idk maybe I just decided not to hate.

I do tarot reading as a cool little party trick. Do i believe they have some truth behind the meanings yes, but most of it is interpreted by the person whos getting a reading. Not once have my cards tried to kill me...

thank you for this video :) always loved a good ol' cinematic rant! PS: speeking of horror... why does your voice remind me of Ben Shapiro? * screams *

After she said " he's an earth sign that's why he was found dead on the ground" I WAS JUST DONE. LMAO. I LAUGHED SO BAD.

This could have been good if they made it like a test, cause every tarot card has a light/shadow side. So if you past the test you live but if you don't and you choose the shadow then the card gets you.

I was expecting like a bad quality video but man this is so much better keep it up man!

Man I like your style and presentation type but the work ethic and ...diligence? is lacking on this particular video. To me it is always a bummer to know someone is making a project does not care about the topic or presentation enough to learn the details and answer the things they "don"t know" it is just as hard to ignore in a KZfaq video as it is in a crappy horror flick. it makes me want to do all the missing due diligence for you and watch the movie to gather the details that you didn't care to retain. just to complete the experience I have just invested my time into . a well thought out, spoken AND researched video would be so much more engaging because you yourself are very entertaining ...but not knowing basic plot points and order of events makes it hard to justify the time used for this rant. I say that as a someone who almost exclusively watches long form content(just very happily spent 6 hours learning about Midsommar) and also just watched this in its entirety. You do not have to care about the film but you must definitely care about the video you are making... its no legendary horror film but could be a phenomenal break down and critique on your end. subbed .

I had the inkling the ceo of sex would be the only funny person

I watched it again recently 2. May the 4th it was weird because I'm sure I had seen it double digits of times, but this was the first time that I kind of looked at it as if I were a child. And then it really came off as a kids movie. Like the bad directing of people and the bad acting that came from that. So cheesy.

Best of the Prequels

Generation microphone meh!