"it starts, like ALL good tragedies, with a hamburger fold" lines like these from Michael is something we are truly blessed to have

the most normal vsauce short

My favorite quote from vsauce “BUHJDHSJXHH! It crashes in to an iceberg or clog or something”

“A cliff or an iceberg of something “💀💀💀

“A cliff or iceberg or something” This is the quote of the century

Michael regained enough of his sanity to tell us a story, that's sweet

This man's kids won themselves a jackpot of a Dad ❤

Amazing and cool story. You are the best youtuber for teaching us new things about the world.

My physics teacher from high school actually told the class this story. The entire class followed along with their own pieces of paper. It’s nice to reminisce the moment-thank you, Michael.

i started getting emotional during the hamburger fold arc

"right into cliff or an iceberg or something." - very wise man

“Right into a cliff or iceberg or somthing” got me laughing

Vsauce is the only youtuber i can watch fold a piece of paper

If I ever have kids I'm telling them this story. Thank you Michael

Oh man I gotta remember this for the next time I see my nephew, he’s gonna be blown away by this!

When you're old and nobody else will listen to your stories but the the adhd kid.

At this point Vsauce will make his own storytelling TV show Edit: you know my previous like record was like 45 likes, but you guys did me go crazy with 10k. Thanks a lot ❤

My mom used to do this all the time. This story was her “party trick” for my friends when I was a kid. This video has brought back to me a form of nostalgia that I haven’t felt to my core in ages.

This guy is just too damn entertaining 😂😂😂😂

"As if Poseidon himself extended his hand out in friendship, AND THEY SPAT IN HIS MOUTH"

If these are the stories Michael was told as a child, it all makes sense now

Plot twist: Michael is the lost captain and he just tells his story…

The perfect storyteller doesn't exi- Michael:😃

This gives me very strong Battleblock Theater vibes

He barely stared into my soul at the end. Is everything okay, Michael? Edit: wish my YT channel was this successful.

I could watch this man fold paper for an ENTIRE HOUR and STILL won’t be bored.

bro the vfx and the sfx are insane! but its still awsome

Omg my grandmother showed me this when i was wee. Id completely forgotten until i watched this

If my teachers were this enthusiastic, my GPA would've been a lot higher.

His daughter is so lucky to have an amazing father. And he is truly an inspiration to everyone who sees his work.

Im a teacher and my kids are going to love this

This is actually creative! I love these kinds of things, a boat being torn and transformed into a shirt while telling a dramatic story

His enthusiasm is unparalleled, love him!

Can we appreciate this guy’s sound effects?

I have not thought of that trick in over 30 years ... We used to do that in elementary school. Lol. That's great. 😊

he is an amazing story teller. Really good at keeping people interested

Vsauce is the only youtuber who can't explain his job Edit: mom i am now popular so can i marry u now pls💀

My dad did this for my brother and I on a car trip when we were little. It's always been a particularly special memory for some reason.

You really never know if he's gonna tell a joke or drop some profound wisdom on you

I did this trick every time there was a birthday in my class and every time I did it, they felt special

Please don't let Michael out of the basement, we love it. Or do we?

Greatest story ever. 😭😭

Bros went today mode to childhood mode in under a minute💀

I love this story as it what's talk to me by someone who is outside of my faith to keep looking for the truth. Big hug sweetie thank you for telling me another version of it.❤

I literally cried during this storytime, It reminded of my father...I know what you did Michael. 1985. July 9th.

Man even included some sfx for us

that is actually the start to how you make a paper boat- I’ll try to write instructions, but it may be hard to understand them. Right before Vsauce starts ripping the boat, separate the recently folded flaps. Turn so the egdes of the flaps meet and flatten. The flaps on the edges will now outline the square(flipped diagonally). Open the square(flipped diagonally) from the area where the outline is, and fold it up to create an obtuse triangle. From here, repeat what was done in the first step, grab the 2 flaps enclosing the square(while diagonal) and open. You now have a paper boat!

I love the part in Romeo and Juliet where they went to Five Guys and Benvolio did that hamburger fold. Bravo Vince.

Bro is a magician story teller 💀

People say Michael has become insane, we just haven't caught up with his GENIUS! 😮

when my nieces grow up I am gonna tell them this story. thanks Vsause

This reminds me of the opening from a game called battle block theatre.

“Then lightning strikes from above” starts to become a beatboxer

My kindergarten/first grade teacher would tell us this story all the time. Oh the memories this brought back.

"A cliff or an iceberg or something" Made me laugh

What a nice storyteller

i still cant get over the comment that said vsauce was jerma for chemistry teachers

man he is little crazy smart positive everything in this man👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

i love how vsauce has gone from making cool interesting science videos to being that one kid from school who always just acted kinda off and didn’t seem to have a lot of friends but will spend 3 hours explaining the aerodynamics of a shoe if you become friends with him

I bet Vsauce is a great father!

OMG THIS story is my hole childhood man!!!! Like My mom used to tell it using napkins every time we went to a restaurant, and than wen i grew up, I started teling it to my little cousins as well. I literally fell like you read my mind or something!? as ive never seen anyone else tell this little story before! I don't know from where you learned it, but man did you just woke up some memories! Thank you!

Love it! The next collision didn't even hit the iceberg 😂🤣🤣🤣

The ultimate dad joke and I love it

I remember my grandpa telling me this story when I was little. He sadly has passed away but this was a nice reminder of that moment.

Michael is truly the most normal human being of all time *Or is he?*

I remember seeing this story for the first time as a child and to this day I still perform it. The version I saw included a hat and puppet too

I showed this to my teacher and next thing I know we had 50 assignments due in 5 minutes

"right into a cliff or an iceberg or something" 😂

Ahh yes. I remember the tragedy of Darth Plagus the Wise who folded paper the wrong direction.

It’s crazy how you can go from a boat to a T-shirt using paper while also telling a story, AND making a video. Lots in one little paper. 👍

YOO ngl back in 2007 when I was 7 some kid made a boat and said a similar story and thus I made so many paper shirts it was fun😭

"It begins, like all good tragedies, with a hamburger" -Vsauce

This man could make stories out of anything.

The number one thing i thought ✨Pennywise✨

We also have this in Hungary, and the best past is that “shirt” translates as polo, so I’m still gathering praise for telling the sort about Marco Polo 👕

I immediately turned into a happy child listening intently to this

This genuinely made my jaw drop

Vsauce is the neighbors kid your mom always wanted you to hang out with

“and then another collision into a cliff or an iceberg or something😂 this never gets old!

This is probably the most normal emotion I've seen him show, and it's just him going "bsshhhhh!" While smashing some paper.

Vsauce is the only youtuber that can fold a paper more than 7 times 💀

This man just became Early Ayden from Navigating Early

I can here you inner child coming out when you do the sound affects I love it it is so good

We can all tell that Vsauce was the popular kid at school. (Mk I didn't know this would blow up )

The writing is a masterpiece. Movie of the year material

YESSS! I loved this story in 1st grade but had never heard anyone else talk about it so I thought it was some weird fever dream or my teacher made it up herself.

Im really grateful to just be amazed instead of flabbergasted, confused, scared, questioning my life choices and my own existence and last, but never less, his nonstop constant enthusiastic manners.

My math teacher once noticed everyone was tired and no longer paying attention so he suddenly stopped explaining and started telling this story and after he had done that everyone started paying attention again

Plot twist, VSauce is the sailor and he started this KZfaq channel to suppress his trauma from the accident.

POV: your vsauces 4 year old son you can barely see over the table and your dad is showing you a cool story you can do with paper to show to your friends

The "poffffff!" Was aggressive and funny😂

*_THE PERFECT STORYTELLER_*

Truly a gift to the world, this man

Yeah we learned that in 2nd grade when we was taught the difference between hamburger fold and hotdog fold

When his boat collided into the cliff, an minute passed exactly when he said"buuudgsjshsnskjsnsnsh"😂💀☠️

what a lovely child-friendly story!

We must protect Michael Stevens at all costs...he is too precious for this ugly world ❤️❤️❤️🥺😭

THAT WAS ACTUALLY SO COOL WHAT

This is the first time VSauce has told me something I already know

The joy at the collisions. Such pure joy.