A Mortician | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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Theo sits down with mortician and dark arts specialist, Frank Giles, on this week's podcast in Nashville, TN. After embalming over 4,000 stiffs, Frank Giles is a certified bellhop for the LORD!
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@TheoVon 3 жыл бұрын
Be good to yourself, you deserve it. bit.ly/theo-von
@BigShaneGillis 3 жыл бұрын
You too brotha man
@gbizzy9922 3 жыл бұрын
thank you for all that you do, Theo! It is sincerely appreciated
@artstar111 3 жыл бұрын
Clever fellow. You got another one here now.
@crakkbone8473 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I actually don’t, Theo. I’m not a very good person.
@NonFiqShun 3 жыл бұрын
“Death brings out the worst in people but it also brings out the best in people. You just gotta be there for them.” Dang bruh...
@SystemCapping 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Theo, I think having normal guys or girls with interesting jobs that not everyone knows about is a great idea. 👍
@Ben-lo7cy 3 жыл бұрын
@@ahouse5278 🤣🤣🤣
@maurizzio456 3 жыл бұрын
Is a genius idea tbh
@Wiggles_vs._snuggles 3 жыл бұрын
I agree. Theo you are the man
@richie9878 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, I listened to this whole thing.
@bostonbrand3226 3 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly more interested in these than famous or "intelligent" people
@gavinalvarez2344 3 жыл бұрын
Let this get top comment.. This guys name is Frankie G. I literally lived with him during a summer playing baseball as he hosts his house to baseball players who come and play for their town. This man is just as genuine as he seems. He is a Amazing person. I just want everyone to know that. I will never forget his generosity and what/all he does for his local community.
@iBleedStarsAndBars 3 жыл бұрын
I could tell he was a good guy just hearing him talk.
@IH-oo3le 3 жыл бұрын
Go Frank, gang bruh!
@platinumbrick6 3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful, where y’all from
@gavinalvarez2344 3 жыл бұрын
@@platinumbrick6 He is from a small town in Kentucky. I am from Houston. (i dont want to give the town name away as im unsure if he is okay with that. He may say it in the video but im unsure.)
@dickfitswell3437 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing. Nice to know that there are genuine good people out there and not just CA NY twits
@sgood1692 Жыл бұрын
"The basic death box...you barely want to go to heaven". 😂😂 Theo's wit is unreal.
@michaelcorleone5740 11 ай бұрын
Read this question as he was saying this lol
@logandroke2312 Жыл бұрын
Theos ability to connect to people at a human level is inspirational. A true gentle soul.
@kiwik2951 Жыл бұрын
100%. I used to live in a town he’d visit and we drank and hung out several times.
@eonasep Жыл бұрын
@@kiwik2951 no way he never hit
@kevanikan 11 ай бұрын
@@eonasep facts 😂
@ceciliamauricio2834 8 ай бұрын
Haha totally not the case , this guy is dum%$
@alaska3390 7 ай бұрын
@@eonasepwild
@UltimateIrishRebel 3 жыл бұрын
Love this guy, polite, takes his job seriously, able to take a joke. That room is overflowing with southern charm too.
@sneedmando186 3 жыл бұрын
Comfort comedy
@unodosntres 3 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this and my water turned into a large sweet tea. Amen brother
@johnmartinez1899 3 жыл бұрын
@@unodosntres hahaha nice!!
@atroxarmy870 3 жыл бұрын
@Al An Love you too brother!
@Its_LumberJack 3 жыл бұрын
@Al An love you too buddy
@brianramirez8255 3 жыл бұрын
Plumber, Gun man, Blind woman, dead person guy. These are collectible podcasts not found anywhere else in the universe.
@LillyMunster85 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly regular people is what we need. Maybe not the most eloquent but Theo constantly asks great questions and keeps the guests comfortable.
@mytube8943 3 жыл бұрын
this guy is related to RALPHIE MAY!!!
@Ryan-od9sd 3 жыл бұрын
@Rowley Jefferson yeeeppp
@LillyMunster85 3 жыл бұрын
@Rowley Jefferson she honestly told my friends a sugar daddy is bs and just escort. Honestly it helped. My super hot Viet friends that were sugar babying for basically nothing stopped and are now doing what they should be paid for that cut off. I personally am I white chick 35 single mom of 4 as solid 6 with make up haha. So I have no teeth in the game but my friends learned alot from one chick
@Ben-lo7cy 3 жыл бұрын
It kinda reminds me of the channel called other people’s lives. It’s wild hearing some crazy stories about what people do or have done
@JenManning371 Жыл бұрын
“You can’t get a medium rare person” - a sentence I didn’t think I would hear ever
@dhan7072 Жыл бұрын
Haha that was a good one. You is fine
@ShortArmOfGod Жыл бұрын
She ain't gonna fuck you, han. Cool it.
@Fortuna_716 Жыл бұрын
@@dhan7072 you is thirsty
@klompsauce Жыл бұрын
That’s like 35% of what Theo says
@caution0101 6 ай бұрын
When he compared cremating a fat person to making cracklin 💀💀💀
@bailydekker9377 Жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, this guy really seems very respectful to each individual that has passed away. Just the way he talks about them and process itself with a certain tenderness makes me really comfortable when my time inevitably comes.
@lyetts 3 жыл бұрын
This guy's just glad to be talking to someone alive for once.
@miguelrevuelta8293 3 жыл бұрын
cold world bruh
@NanNanNABooBoo 3 жыл бұрын
Been a lot cooler if he did sEance on the side.
@spncy6663 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Can't imagine there's great conversation in his line of work.
@jeremymatheson6885 3 жыл бұрын
I've been married 18 years...I relate.
@richkrupansky1339 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremymatheson6885 🤣🤣
@snow_monkey 3 жыл бұрын
This guy's a hero. He carries a burden that most of us couldn't handle.
@jiryaC 3 жыл бұрын
That's how they sell to you
@master123214 3 жыл бұрын
@@octavius8562 i take it youve never seen a botched embalming. these guys who do their job well get to make someones child, father, mother, sister, whatever, look like the person they love so they can say goodbye for the final time, im sure like industry theres some scummy people in the business but overall its a job that if done well should come with alot of respect.
@chieftonga 3 жыл бұрын
@@octavius8562 I mean Morticians are just like Doctors and Firefighters. It’s a job that not many people can handle, let alone make a successful career out of it.
@hootiehootheblowphish4109 3 жыл бұрын
@@master123214 agreed. Their job comes with an enormous amount of responsibility. If they make one mistake, it sticks with the family forever as a time when a loss made even worse.
@zackjacobson1987 3 жыл бұрын
@@octavius8562 don't see you helping families bury their loved ones
@opalwzrd 11 ай бұрын
My son was stillborn so I was in the same scenario discussed at the end - I never wanted to put much thought into his transportation from the hospital to the funeral home, but hearing him talk with such compassion and respect got me. I can only hope he was taken care of by someone as kind as you, Frankie. Thank you.
@jayt8532 10 ай бұрын
That's so heartbreaking 😢
@Acemechanicalservices 10 ай бұрын
We had a son stillborn 5 years ago. There’s a wonderful organization called Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep that came and arranged and took some wonderful photographs. It really helped. My boys’ name was Marmaduke.
@opalwzrd 8 ай бұрын
@@Acemechanicalservices July 3rd was the 9 year mark for my sweet boy, Oliver. I’ve never heard of that organization, but I’ll definitely look them up to at least tell others about them! I was in such a state of shock, I didn’t get any pictures of him while I got to hold him. The nurses were so, so caring and took some photos of him all bundled up and gave them to me, though! My most prized possessions! 💞
@JO-ih7uc 7 ай бұрын
@@opalwzrd I'm sorry for your loss, may god rest his innocent soul.
@Ithinkthereforeimright 6 ай бұрын
I think people that work these jobs are truly the best people. They are faced with real situations everyday, no time for BS. They know that life is sacred and we should all remember that. Easy for us regulars to forget in everyday life.
@chrisjenkins4978 2 жыл бұрын
2 things... 1 this guy is from hopkinsville Kentucky. Hes laid to rest countless 101st airborne soldiers from the neighboring fort Campbell. I have the utmost respect for this man and how he treats the bodies/ families of my battle buddies that gave their final sacrifice. 2 can we please get a " mike rowe dirty jobs" style show with theo? Thats the littest hitter on both sides of the Mississippi daddy😂😂💪🐐
@heckyeshess 7 ай бұрын
Come on dont be shy, we all know its really called Hop Town 😂
@nathlindemann381 7 ай бұрын
🐐🐐🐐
@dumpstercat710 3 жыл бұрын
“I could die in a car wreck on the way home” Theo: “We’d do good numbers on the episode if you did though”
@TotallyNoCat 3 жыл бұрын
Embankment gang
@rogermayes3745 3 жыл бұрын
Rip Johnny conforto
@bbdeathgrips 3 жыл бұрын
Also, bless this man for having an answer to everyone of Theo’s questions, no matter how silly.
@mybrotherjudybeats6207 3 жыл бұрын
4 real. guy made me care about morticians even though i dont
@yungcashman434 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! I love how straight to it he is. And doesn’t hesitate to answerr
@CBReptiles1 3 жыл бұрын
Haha so true Flowers!
@hook4116 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@jb1996BLOP 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a butcher, I think a lot of people in trades would love to sit down and talk about their work. Just the sense of duty, doing what must be done every day is a great spirit to tap into.
@cee.em.xo777 11 ай бұрын
The last part really got me…how he has someone hold the baby in a blanket for transport. That is so incredibly considerate and compassionate. What a great man.
@ferguson8143 8 ай бұрын
We always usee a body bag that's made for infant and children but they look more like a duffel bag then the adult bags that zip up the middle
@IrelandGafford 7 ай бұрын
I’m in mortician school and some friends who work in the funeral industry have been helping me get my foot in the door and one of my friends funeral home with keep babies on the same tray with an adult if at all possible so they don’t have to be alone in the night. I think babies deserve to know nothing but love even in the afterlife ❤
@hannnn5048 4 ай бұрын
@@IrelandGaffordmy brother died of sids when he was about 8 weeks old and my mom so distraught that she just couldn’t and didn’t want to leave him at the funeral home and they allowed her to spend the night with him in the funeral home. This was 1983 and in a very small town (jackson TN).
@hannahm753 Жыл бұрын
My grandpa passed in October of 2020. I am unbelievably grateful to the morticians who worked on him and worked with our family. He had an open-casket funeral and looked like he was asleep, so much so I wanted to jump in the casket and shake him awake. He was buried in his favorite shirt, blue jeans, and his favorite cowboy boots. He had his reading glasses in his shirt pocket, his favorite cowboy hat on his chest, and his dog's (who had died a month or so before him) cremains at his feet in the casket. He had a wonderful veteran service and I'll never forget it. God bless Frank and all those who work with the dead and the grieving families.
@feliciarizzo6841 Жыл бұрын
What a great way to go...that was so thoughtful of the family and the funeral director...what a blessing...im so sorry for your loss...you'll see him again one day..
@DreamlandHollywood Жыл бұрын
The glasses in the pocket is a beautiful touch! Sounds like a great guy!
@thebrooklyndon 8 ай бұрын
God Bless your Grandpa. I’m glad you had good services that made a difficult time that much easier! My Grandma died back in September of last year, she was 101 yrs old. Our family also had good service from our morticians. That makes so much of a difference in your time of need. God Bless you and your family Brother!
@admfrm610 3 жыл бұрын
Theo using “farm to table” as a metaphor for a body going from the crime scene to the funeral home is too funny
@napsteronline 3 жыл бұрын
Spot on too 😂
@matthewwillis-lawrence3798 3 жыл бұрын
Lost my shit with that.
@PermanentHigh 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@psy2886 3 жыл бұрын
Too good!
@CoadyShay 3 жыл бұрын
One of about 500 lines that made me laugh out loud in this one.
@charlesirish3 3 жыл бұрын
“What’s the most basic casket? Like I mean you barely wanna go to heaven” killed it 🤣
@amandal4419 3 жыл бұрын
That's that Big Lebowski Folgers can hitter 🤣
@benjamindominguez1922 3 жыл бұрын
Like you wanna get to Heaven in a greyhound
@MoAli-wm4of 3 жыл бұрын
It's interesting hearing all the details from this mortician as a Muslim because as part of our religion we don't do any embalming or cosmetics after death. Once dead, the body is washed in a particular way by the closest family members of the same sex as soon as possible and the deceased is buried in a plain pine coffin, generally and ideally within 24 hours. All of the funeral ceremony and viewing is basically combined into one ceremony where the family and friends do a prayer, view the body and then the body is taken directly to the graveyard. Tbh I'm not exactly sure why there's no embalming other than so the body can decompose naturally and go back into the earth over the time. As the funerals and viewings are done within 24hrs there really isn't any need for keeping the body viable for viewings for several days or even a week or more - which I've seen happen in several funerals for various types of Christians and a reformed Jewish family as well ... Very interesting stuff for some reason lol
@florgonzalez1211 2 жыл бұрын
@@MoAli-wm4of nice to know honestly
@TruthIsTheNewHate84 2 жыл бұрын
@@MoAli-wm4of it used to be the same way here in the US but the death industry has taken over. I believe that's why people in the West view death in such a taboo way. We are no longer close to it. Back in the day the family would wash the body, have the service in their home (this was what the living room used to be used for) then they would be buried in a simple pine box.
@7.62_hollows Жыл бұрын
These episodes with regular people are hands down the best so real and not forced
@CatalinaFOIA Жыл бұрын
2:06:47 The baby story 😢 Theo handled this so well; no jokes. When it comes to the tiniest most helpless it's very serious 💔 Thank you for sharing this very difficult story 😢 I'll never forget when I had a c-section, my 1st and only baby and was up walking around as soon as possible and I noticed a specific wing decorated with butterflies above and around the doors. I finally asked a nurse very quietly why there were doors with butterflies and signs to be very quiet... she softly told me, "Those rooms are for mothers who have just lost a baby or the baby is dying." I didn't say a word as tears poured out of my eyes and down my cheeks... the nurse grabbed a tissue out of her pocket wiped my cheeks and quietly said, "Good job walking; go love on your healthy baby." ❤😢❤ My heart was so very heavy. I made sure to explain to my husband what the butterflies and quiet signs were for. Bless all the mothers who've lost a baby; I'm so sorry 💔😢
@ferguson8143 8 ай бұрын
Do you happen to remember if the butterflys were a certain color like blue or just random colors
@Ithinkthereforeimright 6 ай бұрын
Dang.. can only imagine.
@QuixoticOdyssey 3 жыл бұрын
I like Theo's approach of bringing in regular folks to be on the podcast. There's tons of people out there with engaging personalities and experiences, not just celebrities.
@coltrm85 3 жыл бұрын
Even more engaging to me since they have such real lives! What they have to say is THEM it is not to “please” the public
@mdougf 3 жыл бұрын
AGREED
@itchyeyesmcrealize165 3 жыл бұрын
Fully !
@rtifishul 3 жыл бұрын
Carson & Letterman used to do this as well, it's very cool Theo does it in the podcast genre
@megholli1981 3 жыл бұрын
AMEN!
@georgewilkins2524 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon has a really interesting side hustle.
@caricarter6697 3 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@jessebarrios6138 3 жыл бұрын
Add Mortician to the list of Tim’s fake businesses
@AltCTRLF8 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy would end up fucking the bodies.
@alyce8539 3 жыл бұрын
😆
@purplepandda 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@wayloncapps9480 2 жыл бұрын
As a fellow mortician I like this guy!! He’s explaining exactly how it is in the funeral business. Most people don’t realize what all it takes to have a successful funeral. We only get one shot at doing everything right and if you something goes wrong it can really hurt your business especially in a small Community
@cameronwitmer 2 жыл бұрын
Is your name actually Waylon?
@Big_steppa7209 7 ай бұрын
A year or two ago the thought of becoming a mortician crossed my mind the cost of caskets+funeral services is extremely high if you live in a big city and do your job really good your literally never gonna run out of business
@krystaedwards3160 Жыл бұрын
I love this guy. I had to cremate my 1 day old twins and 52 year old mother two years apart and he's absolutely right about the funeral director being the loved ones' rock. The guy we picked was AMAZING through the whole process.
@shirlysmilesmusic6919 Жыл бұрын
So very sorry for so much loss.
@reneer5171 7 ай бұрын
Sending peace and positive thought to you and the twin's Mommy. I'm sorry.
@heyhihelloitsmeforreal 3 жыл бұрын
there's something so heartwarming about listening to Theo talk to another person w a southern accent. rarely happens but we love to see it.
@LH-cc6co 3 жыл бұрын
It's super soothing for some reason right!?!? I can't understand why, but it just sounds wicked,
@Subcomfreak1 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude, glad Kentuck had a good showin out in here
@LuisCarruthers 3 жыл бұрын
I'm British and this is about as good as it gets for me with American accents.
@fuckamericanidiot 3 жыл бұрын
@@LuisCarruthers British here too, the Mississippi accent is beautiful too 😍
@JillSmith-tw4ly Жыл бұрын
Frank reminds me of all my family in KY. It's a warm accent.
@villagereleven381 3 жыл бұрын
I want to hear Theo interview a bowling alley manager. I feel like those ball fondlers see the full spectrum of human experience.
@Hectoralejandroguerrero 3 жыл бұрын
Praise God.
@villagereleven381 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hectoralejandroguerrero Gang Gang
@joshchapman4753 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a good one I been trying to think of some. A janitor on Wall Street?
@villagereleven381 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshchapman4753 that's another good one. A carnival "Carnie" ?
@thomasrainbow 3 жыл бұрын
Haha I would love that
@Mikeyd_ 10 ай бұрын
I’m also a funeral director and I’m so impressed with big Frank’s knowledge of the business. Also so professional. Didn’t know what to expect when you see an embalmer on a podcast with the Rat King, but Frank was a consummate professional. Well done Frank! gang gang baby!
@TerryLivelyInk Жыл бұрын
It's clear that he has to be detached when dealing with death every day. Yet still have feelings when dealing with the living relatives. Great guest Theo.
@tquin6927 3 жыл бұрын
Mortitian with the bangers " You know that psalms that talks about the valley of the shadow of death? I live in the valley of the shadow of death." GANG GANG
@miguelrobles2941 3 жыл бұрын
That’s why it talks about it because that’s where we are
@CR1SWELL 3 жыл бұрын
This might be the best episode yet. I'd appreciate more regular, working class people to talk to. No one gives a shit about famous people and the same 5 stories they tell every time they go on a podcast. Thanks for this Theo. Can we get a Valero Cashier next?
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 3 жыл бұрын
Totally!!! Yeah great time to do that with whats going on. Sad the trucker cancelled but glad this guy came in. He was sweet and interesting.
@lm1629 3 жыл бұрын
I agree ! Someone in retail too bed bath and beyond manager or Walmart supervisor
@megholli1981 3 жыл бұрын
SO TRUE!
@megholli1981 3 жыл бұрын
@@lm1629 yes! I worked retail and even in a department store, the amount of crazzzy things you see (and eventually become immune to) is insane. There was always something going on. Those are great ideas.
@marooqi 3 жыл бұрын
A mortician cannot be compared to a gas station clerk, but this was one of the best episodes as far as great guests. I agree, better than any celebrity
@masenestes8401 9 ай бұрын
This is probably my favorite ep ever for some reason the questions Theo asks and how frank takes them in stride and answers to the best of his ability. He should come back for a 2 timer in my opinion
@CCitis 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of those guys we call "Good people". Class Act.
@ThePartyofSix 3 жыл бұрын
Theo & Frank are a natural combo. This was a dark arts finish line hitter.
@sonofernest 3 жыл бұрын
Clean up batter
@TheGeorgeous 3 жыл бұрын
We need an emergency room nurse, oil rig worker, a credit card salesman, a city bus driver and a divorce lawyer.
@scoopsdujour 3 жыл бұрын
a city bus driver would be rad
@benellison5668 3 жыл бұрын
Theo's dad sold credit cards at universities to student. Theo knows.
@bori1986 3 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting on that lady trucker
@pitobrain 3 жыл бұрын
I've worked on an oil rig and it's not that interesting. Most guys would get a hooker after work on Backpages or blow their entire paycheck at stripclubs.
@almostfallenskater1 3 жыл бұрын
He needs a grocery employee
@missmeesh Жыл бұрын
I love how he interviews people like his nephews, your local mortician and people from all walks of life, not just those that are famous. It’s unique, strange and hilarious just like Theo, himself. 😂
@roland1912 10 ай бұрын
"Your momma and Jesus always loved ya, Theo!" That's a great message. I'm going to start saying that to people, regardless if their names are Theo or not.
@alexmurphy7472 3 жыл бұрын
"About 4000 or something" "Damn bro, you going to hell, bro" *maniacal laughter*
@crd88918 3 жыл бұрын
Bro when this dude vibes w Theo when talking about throwing hair spray into fire and they both call it “white rain” you know u got a real homie
@bubblywaters3116 3 жыл бұрын
Classic!!!
@hootiehootheblowphish4109 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said it, it reminded me of when am idiot friend of mine threw a lighter into the fire and the flames shot up into the air for a second. Lol
@robertreams1231 3 жыл бұрын
White Rain is actually a brand of hairspray.
@livewithnick Жыл бұрын
This guy is legit. In my career as a firefighter/paramedic I’ve worked with many coroners and morticians picking up bodies. Unexpected deaths almost always get EMS on scene first.
@midmomom2490 8 ай бұрын
Truth
@dhan7072 Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t have answered most of these questions without laughing. This guy hit every question so professional lol
@jakeroark8698 3 жыл бұрын
This guy has been at a few of my families funerals, He's very professional and such a nice guy. It was odd seeing him on this, when you first see someone and are like "Wow, they look so familiar!" lol
@avrammiller1 3 жыл бұрын
I recognized him too
@thelonesomewanderer8359 3 жыл бұрын
i recognized him too, saw him at a comedy show a couple times.. weird seeing theo at a funeral but gang brotha
@edhuzyak5333 3 жыл бұрын
What up my Kentucky Boys!
@louskunts2160 3 жыл бұрын
Theo asked him so many dumb questions and the guy was so cool about it. Gotta love southern hospitality.
@maxmeeks9910 3 жыл бұрын
It's nice to be heard.
@JohnDoe-ep1cp 3 жыл бұрын
Because he realizes hes a comedian and hes in there talking to a mortician, i feel like he does this on purpose because wait for it its gonna make people laugh.
@Gnomey666 3 жыл бұрын
How many handfuls of sand would you say? 😂
@Curling_Rack 3 жыл бұрын
"blue light special" lmao
@Kerrviii 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he’s used to it.
@lv7118 Жыл бұрын
I'm loving the awkward, but friendly silences every time theo tells an off topic ,random story.
@Lilpennyboo Жыл бұрын
I trust this mortician to the fullest! He doesn't dance around any questions, he just answers plain and simple. Also Theo doesn't miss a beat. "Was it the native Americans that called?" It would take me 50 years to come up with that joke
@thotterswatter8128 3 жыл бұрын
He said this man is the connoisseur of the dark arts.
@johnnie543 3 жыл бұрын
But is he wrong?
@jessicaschwenn5387 3 жыл бұрын
Theo: "can you eat near the body?" Morticion: smiles sneakily "its frowned upon."
@Romedanger 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@danielbarton6069 3 жыл бұрын
Onwards
@realistixx8940 3 жыл бұрын
😂👀 woah some honeys in the comments
@jerrodbates8480 3 жыл бұрын
Jessics Schwenn Yea im used to it... The question is can YOU eat near the body
@ricardoangel9440 3 жыл бұрын
@@realistixx8940 where???
@prettyboycat8278 Жыл бұрын
Although it may be a little morbid, I come back and listen to this ep every few months. It first came out when my mother had passed, so it was comforting listening to this, knowing that people took good care of her. Love you Theo!!
@crystalnam-rangel 8 ай бұрын
Love this one. Mortician is such a likeable guy, I was surprised he wasn't married. Charming and funny guy.
@MissMelissa04 2 ай бұрын
I think he might be gay but where he's from he probably doesn't want to broadcast that info.
@gracejenson 3 жыл бұрын
RIP Billy Conforto.
@ichi_go 3 жыл бұрын
RIP Riley Mau
@Hectoralejandroguerrero 3 жыл бұрын
The gentleman might know about Billy’s latest eternal whereabouts.
@danielswing3068 3 жыл бұрын
He’s bussin’ for the lord now. RIP
@jay-xe3kl 3 жыл бұрын
went straight up to heaven from that embankment
@R.B.90 3 жыл бұрын
RIP to that man
@jpk9902 3 жыл бұрын
Riley's gone and Theo has a mortician over... Uh oh
@sideshw1940 3 жыл бұрын
Who is it if Riley is gone? Nick?
@VeronicaLopez-dn5zo 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@Busterguttz 3 жыл бұрын
Rip Riley Mao 🤘
@ColemanCovers 3 жыл бұрын
@Scottie M same, I tried to give him a chance but even after he saw the feedback from fans after the first episodes he didn’t change anything, kept answering with 1 word and not even trying to be interesting or funny
@ryanfrye6850 3 жыл бұрын
@@ColemanCovers dito and u said that fairly i did the same man
@matthewneufer1758 Жыл бұрын
That dude is a special kind of man to be able to do this kind of work, This guy is real cool he was a good guest.
@leggiemeggie5837 Жыл бұрын
Theo's abrupt transition from heartfelt veteran story to.. 'back to sucking out colons'.. 🤣🤣 (right around 1:56)
@brittonshupe Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂
@ericcisneros849 3 жыл бұрын
I think Theo is thinking about murdering Riley.
@bogartguillen405 3 жыл бұрын
Hes getting all the details
@dennypry 3 жыл бұрын
😆
@DIIO9999 3 жыл бұрын
Dayuuuum 😂
@JSorb 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s hope
@LillyMunster85 3 жыл бұрын
Riley already got knots and fire starters and old school triangulation going on. Does Theo wanna dance with that Asian no emotion..
@petemalaspina604 3 жыл бұрын
“What’s the most dienest time of year?” - Best Theoism (Doesn’t skip a beat) “Usually 1st quarter.” 🤣🤣🤣 this episode loaded with Theoism’s
@coconutbarbelle Күн бұрын
"Death brings out the nest on people, and also the worst in people." What a gem this guy is. Really enjoyed this guy's sensitive and respectful, dutiful account of his career. 🙏🏻
@HolySoopCoolers 2 жыл бұрын
“I can imagine once we hit you with that fluid, it’s gonna burn.” This man is a legend.
@MidnightsLive 3 жыл бұрын
When they were talking about throwing hair spray into ditch fires. That was a legendary podcast moment. That was a pure connection.
@MidnightsLive 3 жыл бұрын
18:43
@michaelluebano6251 3 жыл бұрын
"We carry a baby in a blanket. Its not fitting to put a baby in a tackle box" true humanity at its finest.
@melissagilley2202 3 ай бұрын
Frank seems like a real good dude. Down to earth, professional!! Thank you for sharing these experiences and facts about being your line of work as a Mortician.
@brandyrose9997 Жыл бұрын
My mom passed from COVID complications in 2020 and the funeral home I worked with was totally professional and compassionate. It was such a hard time and they treated me and mom with the utmost respect. Thank you for bringing on this interesting and considerate gentleman.
@mrsjulie11 3 жыл бұрын
These regular people episodes are the best and there's an endless supply, keep em coming!
@mrsjulie11 3 жыл бұрын
Laughed out loud and fought tears during this one, that baby passing story was heart wrenching
@Alexfromthe6 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrsjulie11 yea it triggered me a bit 😔
@shustyrackleford_710 3 жыл бұрын
Mrs Julie i hope youre a mom, it gives me faith in the world to know that some of the women who are bringing up children today also listen to theo
@mrsjulie11 3 жыл бұрын
@@shustyrackleford_710 awww that's so sweet! hopefully one day!
@Josh.AdamOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
Yes definitely my favorite
@Sthomph389 3 жыл бұрын
Units of volume The world: liters USA: gallons Theo Von: handfuls
@irieeyes12 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bitflop 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about: "A thing of"
@C_CREATURE_ 3 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan "How much do you think you cum?" Theo "...I'd say about an eleventh of a handful"
@benkelly7499 3 жыл бұрын
@@bitflop there’s 4 “A thing of...”s in a “handful”
@neatchipops3428 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like you should be able to put a few handfuls... into a thing of something.
@ThatMissQuin 8 ай бұрын
I read Caitlin's book, " smoke gets in your eyes" a few years back and used to watch a lot of her show Ask a mortician. This guy is so down to earth and fun to listen to. Theo always makes me laugh.
@charlotteparr1229 7 ай бұрын
LOVE her. Learned a lot about laws and history from her.
@JenManning371 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest podcasts ever. So many classic Theo lines
@miab82 Жыл бұрын
Agree 💯
@ghhm2705 Жыл бұрын
😂agree!
@3hotddelgadillo940 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to thank the universe for giving Theo Von to the world.
@tabithadavis8305 3 жыл бұрын
Gang gang.
@villagereleven381 3 жыл бұрын
And curse it for what it's done to him along the way.
@peacelove6817 3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@Ravangers 3 жыл бұрын
"there aint no TSA when you're flyin up to heaven" lmao
@0scJohnson0 8 ай бұрын
There’s probably less than 5 people in Hopkinsville that could even be buried with one million dollars in cash
@devenaleman966 3 жыл бұрын
When you said this man was going to hell after he told you his body count, I lost it.
@BGFCurt 3 жыл бұрын
Like 4000 Theo: Oh youre going to hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@matthewconroy3994 3 жыл бұрын
That was the highlight for me too
@thaking19851 3 жыл бұрын
Theo asks questions like a kindergartener sometimes. This guy seems real genuine and respectful. I would for sure trust him with my loved one.
@thaking19851 3 жыл бұрын
@Winston Nips like to do a funeral for my loved one and be respectful and caring. Didn't think I would really have to explain that to someone.
@dropmigilacuty6241 3 жыл бұрын
@@thaking19851 🤣
@UndoingRuin08 3 жыл бұрын
I called the mortician to take my wife away but they only take dead ones
@rogermayes3745 3 жыл бұрын
I want Theo to be my uncle so bad
@fifthfreedom2786 3 жыл бұрын
@@rogermayes3745 Be Uncle Theo to someone in your life.
@michaelsmith8580 2 жыл бұрын
I really like the interviews with ordinary, everyday people. That for me is Theo's Niché. I'm from Texarkana, TX and he reminds me of someone from my hometown. He jokes and talks almost exactly like we did. Theo has that hometown swagger
@alteredninja 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you guys. My wife passed six months ago and this shed some light on the process that she went through. Much love Theo, Gang Gang. Shine that light on me, baby!
@taylordivinbarsalou2258 2 жыл бұрын
Condolences 🙏🏻💙
@soejrd24978 2 жыл бұрын
Good luck, hope you're doing okay
@ghhm2705 Жыл бұрын
Much sympathy 💕
@klompsauce Жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss
@DBBee Жыл бұрын
I know that’s right playa aye now
@brentbarrus9754 3 жыл бұрын
Theo Von is the only man who became more Southern with Los Angeles.
@georgepatrick4339 3 жыл бұрын
Gang Bruh onwards
@officialroxxmusic 3 жыл бұрын
It’s called “doubling down” brother
@gvictor 3 жыл бұрын
@@officialroxxmusic and it's a must when you're surrounded by those who just don't get it ✊
@Mikehoncho789 3 жыл бұрын
TONY CRINGECLIFFE
@robertreams1231 3 жыл бұрын
No. He's one that actually didn't change when he moved to the coast. Refreshing.
@lilymartin5764 10 ай бұрын
Frank seems like the ni est most genuine person. He has an awesome sense of humor and sympathy for people. What a cool guy ❤
@pablomoragasalvatierra9605 Жыл бұрын
Theo is the best person to interview a mortician I could ever imagine
@leftybronson8800 3 жыл бұрын
Theo-"you ever roll up on some fowl play " Southern Mortician-" Now, one time, I did roll up"
@mixologistrobertcarnes797 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, laughed when he said he rolled up on a suicide
@ashleycimkowski6233 3 жыл бұрын
“If there is a leak what do you do put a chip clip?” Theo... I can’t handle you hahaha
@kryptichands968 3 жыл бұрын
I cried i laughed so hard
@edhuzyak5333 3 жыл бұрын
Cimkowksi is an epicly polish last name lol
@bradbiggs4283 2 жыл бұрын
It was funny. ... And, pretty accurate as well as it turned out. Lol
@colleenwhitteker1849 2 ай бұрын
He clearly is so great for not letting Theo break him and be disrespectful to the dead and make jokes. Also very smart professional for not saying “Oh yeah I messed up 100 of the 4000.” Hahaha
@TheMach1cobra Жыл бұрын
All of Theo’s jokes aside, if there is a Heaven… this dude is getting in. What a tremendously beautiful soul to do what he does and keep his humanity so well.
@hollowthere3850 3 жыл бұрын
I love when Theo has southern style guests on, he gets to put in those specific little jokes and quips that only they understand. 🤣 Great interview brah!
@Annapurna818 8 ай бұрын
Like grill them down
@jcglez9491 3 жыл бұрын
Theo’s content since moving to Nashville has been phenomenal
@keetonpark 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@mariegoleti 3 жыл бұрын
agree so much more interesting that hearing a celebrity whine - refreshing
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 3 жыл бұрын
Love this also. Keep it up. Gang gang.
@hootiehootheblowphish4109 3 жыл бұрын
Theo needs to get Marcus King on here. He lives in Nashville.
@seancrutcher525 3 жыл бұрын
You should downtown nashville.its very similar to California as far as rich fuckers go.nothing but tourist in town but if he was to step right outside of downtown I could show him some areas of town that'd give him all kinds of ideas
@parker_smith72 6 ай бұрын
Almost graduated from high school, and I've always wanted to go into the mortuary/funeral business. What a beautiful story about that WWII veteran, who was brought home.
@KatesKooking 4 ай бұрын
Controlled grease fire is crazy
@abbierivers1 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is such a good sport. He meshes well with Theo
@zendog9947 3 жыл бұрын
"There's no tsa when you flying up to heaven." -Theo Von
@inannashu689 10 ай бұрын
Makes me never want to go to a funeral home,I think I'll just tell the family to chuck me into a hole on the back of the property.
@mikemissesthefairway Жыл бұрын
"There's no TSA when you're flying up to heaven." Really good episode. This guy is quite charismatic, down to Earth, and wholesome. Plus he and Theo have great chemistry.
@Grindenhausen 3 жыл бұрын
"You ever buried your family?" "What's the most traumatic experience you've had on the job?" Guy just rolls with it, and Theo knows this guy can take it
@shpadoinkel577 3 жыл бұрын
I really liked this guy. He was a good sport with all of Theo's ridiculous questions. Great podcast
@gods-jester 7 ай бұрын
This is GOLD. Something about a man who is so respectful of his clients and theo’s questions (even if they seem outta pocket). this is my sick day podcast ❤
@rebeccasanfilippo6804 29 күн бұрын
"You are the bellhop for the devil or God." 😂 The shit you come up with is hysterical.
@kylelanksy5405 3 жыл бұрын
"When I die just throw me in the trash" - Frank Reynolds
@braedenpoore5129 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao it’s always sunny in Philadelphia!
@tombstonejones9581 3 жыл бұрын
The TREEEESHHH
@nestab2762 3 жыл бұрын
"How long does it take to really grill somebody down?" 😂😂😂
@Scanlan5 3 жыл бұрын
Lol too good
@sallypettit7156 5 ай бұрын
Amazed at Theo’s quick wit.
@TRoutdooradventures Жыл бұрын
With two minutes left in this podcast i have laughed and i have cried. Thankyou
@StevenJamesMusic303 3 жыл бұрын
A mortician has more life and personality than Riley.
@DjHollwood 3 жыл бұрын
Notice he didn't have Riley on this episode. He was probably scared of the dead air 😂
@jemz4555 3 жыл бұрын
@@DjHollwood Theo didn't want the mortician assuming Riley was dead
@jameslashomb5177 3 жыл бұрын
I had to come to the video version and check. Nick mentioned having riley sit next to guests on the couch on these episodes. Would have been hilarious
@juanvalerio4482 3 жыл бұрын
Take it easy on Riley...Theo is hella unpredictable, and that's why he is great. He is better off alone!
@TheGeorgeous 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Go easy on the boy. I can assure you we would all be much more awkward at his age dabbling with the rat king.
@cartersmalls3537 3 жыл бұрын
Its cool to see theo interact with a normal dude. Serious southern vibes on this one
@tdmccoy1211 8 ай бұрын
We are in a small town and im so grateful for our local funeral director. Im the person in our family that takes care of most of the famiy business. Like arrangements, calls, just whatever is needed. So i rarely get the chance to see our loved ones to grieve. So the family that owns the local funeral home lets me go after hours, has let me help wash and care for my people. Ive done their nails, hair, help dress them... Usually just get to spend quiet time to say good by. But if not for that, the first couple funerals were a whirlwind of ppl coming in, having to tell the story over and over, feed ppl, help find pictures, music ,etc.... 😢 So thx guys! If you ever see this!
@lmr31721 8 ай бұрын
1:02:32 When I was in high school, a career test said my personality fits to be a mortician or funeral director. I’ve always thought, “man…my personality must be STRANGE if that’s the career choice I should follow”. I didn’t go into the industry. BUT it finally hit me of why I perhaps got mortician/funeral director. When he said “I’m their rock. I’ll handle it. I’ll take care of things”…I’m that person in my family. You need something taken care of, call me. I’ll handle it. Or I’m just strange 🤷🏻♀️
@deezyboynigga 3 жыл бұрын
Real talk Theo, talking to people like this is important not only to help with public perception of industries like these, but to help break down the taboo of death in general. There were a few questions that made me recoil, especially when the subject of dead children was broached.. but I think that talking to people like these on popular podcasts such as yours is very important to tearing down taboos and ultimately making death and such less wierd and uncomfortable on top of grieving.. you know?
@JamesKellyjjk 3 жыл бұрын
I went to my grandmother's funeral in the Philippines and she had a glass top casket that sat in the middle of the living room for about a week. We sang karaoke, had a big party, and sat around her while we ate lumpia. Very different experience to here in America.
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