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"i've already watched this" "but not with Asmon" "you're right, let's watch it again"

Asmongold: "this is so easy, just get the gold" *poverty drops to 0%*

On the Time Lost drake: I was one of the first people on my server to get into Storm Peaks. I saw this guy flying over the viking village and had no clue what it was. Ended up finding another guy nearby and we took him down. The other guy got the mount, it was the first one ever dropped on our server. I haven't seen the Time-Lost drake since. I've always regretted pulling that guy in to help, it's my one biggest regret in WoW.

'one of ten kills gives you a bloody coin' Asmon: 'yes, yes' *nodding* 'that makes about 5000 kills' Asmon: 'What?! holy shit" *shocked face* wtf?

Sometimes I feel like asmon forgets just how much time he has on his hands so everything seems easy to him even though it sucks for casual players

Asmon: That’s stupid. *15sec later* Asmon: That's smart.

20:48 This aged like fine milk under the summer sun. In a desert. In August. On Venus.

2 years later an the Big Boy has gone for gold cap 96% of the time even to this day lmao

I remember I had a guildy who fished for days, trying to get the turtle mount you got by fishing. And than, an other guy, who never leveled up fishing, got it after casting three times. The mental breakdown that followed was fenomenal.

I don’t play wow so I didn’t know how much effort you needed for some of these mounts. Those mount offs really put things into context

Zac, camping a mount for a whole day is definitly annoying, for people who dont play WoW 16 hours a day for a living

The only time I've ever gotten lucky with a mount drop and admittedly it was pretty freaking lucky was when I got the thundering cobalt cloud serpent from the very first nalak kill on my realm.

"Top 10 Most Annoying Mounts to Farm in WoW... *For people who have jobs"

There used to be a Cross realm zone bug in Mist with the mantid archaeology item. You could have the buff and move zones between uldum and any zone next to it to constantly switch the surveys up on your map. So you could just swap back and forth until there were uldum surveys while you were in uldum. I farmed the battle tank in like 3 hours using it.

Asmon: These mounts aren’t that hard, I have them all. Also Asmon: Plays/Streams WoW for a living

Asmon is so out of touch, " 5 mil gold? pffft just do world quests ". does he realise that unlike him, not all of us have 26 hours every day to play this game?

Asmon: *That's so easy to get* Me: *laughs in mailmuncher*

I'm surprised the Silent Glider from Soundless isn't on this list. - Has multiple spawn points in an area in Nazjatar. - Need flying to get to areas (not much of an issue now) - 7 or so hour respawn timer. - Not even a guarantee drop (1%) - *Can be hunter tamed* - In Asmongold's case, people tend to make Soundless troll groups to screw around with him (and by extension, screw around with everyone else, too)

Back when I played WoW I tried solo farming for the Time Lost Proto-Drake and sought out Skoll to tame at the same time. Never did find either of them... Then I went on over to Sholazar Basin and just casually found Loque'nahak, who I didn't really want, but tamed regardless.

You've got some serious eyebrow action going on brother.

Only one I don't have here is the brutosaur since they only let us know a couple of months before they removed it that it was being removed. I got really pissed off about that. Having a job makes it harder to farm mats and gold to attain it with only 8 weeks left to get it. They should never have removed it

i've never heard of that 1st mount but I have like 100 restored artifact boxes, so you're saying i can just go buy the pieces and probably get the mount?

A close friend of mine didnt talk to me for 3 months after randomly getting the heavenly onyx cloud serpent on my 1st attempt when I was just fucking around and didn't know what it was.

I got lucky with the phosphorescent drake while I was farming the vitriolian one in the dungeon. I teleported in the zone and when I flew to the dungeon the mob respawned right in front of my eyes. GG

"Just get 5 Million gold" "get 5 million gold this is easy" Me: pfffffffff ArE YoU JoKiNg

I thought the Headless Horseman mount was difficult to farm also since you can only get it during Halloween. But I suppose that also applies to all seasonal mounts, like the Reindeer.

In the last 24 hours I obtained Voidtalon, TLPD, AND Long-Forgotten Hippogryph! I want to thank Asmon for inspiring me to start playing again, and because of that I was finally able to get these mounts! Plus I found Aeonaxx a week or so ago! I used Asmon's suggestion of making a toon on a low pop RP realm and I had it within less than 2 days. The other 3 I got from my super heavy CRZ filled realm that had a ton of competition, so I got very lucky.

9:50 leading to the great moment of 10:06 *in a hushed tone* "That's iiiit? That's a..it's a...a...a DAAAAY?"

I got the Time Lost Proto Drake by accident while doing a Jewelcrafting Daily in WotLK. I was mining a node and when I turned around it was flying right over me. Literally no one else was around so I just pulled it and got a new mount. I thought nothing of it. But seeing videos like this makes me smile knowing that I actually have this fucker.

i do like how he actually complements Hirumaredx because i feel like he is kind of underrated in the wow community he is super smart and know a lot about the game i appreciate u Asmongold good on ya

I was server first on area 52 to get heavenly onyx like maybe 2 months into pandaria. I had no idea how ridiculously rare it was at the time but it has since become my prized possession

Always humorous watching the smug look on Asmonds face as he tells us all how easy these are to get.. When he was given everything

A friend of mine, several years ago, managed to get 4 1% (or less) raid mounts in just 1 day. Every single of those 4 raids he has visited for the first time in his life. The mounts are: Grand Black War Mammoth (in this case, there are 3 bosses with 0,8% and 1 with 0,7%... his dropped from the very first boss he killed) Onyxian Drake Mimiron's Head Smoldering Egg of Millagazor (Firelands Ragnaros) He didn't even go there for the mounts, he went there for achievements.

Loads of people got the bug mount during mop, there was an exploit with one of the arch items the vendor used to sell

ive gotten super lucky with the onyx cloud serpent mount. When vulpera became available to play, I decided I was going to level one up for the heritage armor. Well, when I got to Pandaria and started questing in Kun-lai, the sha of anger just happened to be spawning. So I figured I would stay and stick around for the kill as there was other people there waiting for it to spawn as well. Lucky me, the mount dropped on my first kill of the guy. The funny part is that I couldn't even learn the mount at the time because you had to be lvl 90 to learn it and I was only a lvl 88 at the time. So no one believed me when I said I got the mount xD

I actually enjoyed fishing for the Brinedeep Bottomfeeder. Got it pretty quickly, too

Was in a party with someone who got the sha of anger mount after 7 attempts and I never wanted to reach through a screen and strangle somebody more than I did in that moment

I have Time Lost Proto, I'll never forget tagging it and getting the kill after farming it for weeks, one of the best gaming moments ever.

I was just passing through Stormpeaks shortly after dinging 80 when I seen the Time-Lost protodrake. I didn’t know anything about it, dropped it on my troll hunter, got the mount and never even used it for a couple years because I didn’t know it was pretty rare. Also I know not rare, but the green protodrake popped out of the very first egg I hatched. My luck in WotLK was on another level apparently cause Ive never had lucky drops like that since.

Lmao the phosphorescent dragon I just got randomly as I was questing in Deepholm for appearances

17:50 I understand both sides. Just buying it with *farmed* gold is much easier, that is true But the seller has to *farm* it first, so it's annoying to *farm*

I remember when I got the voidtalon mount. A feral druid went for the same portal as me, so I dismounted and used Spike-Toed Booterang on him in frostfire so he fell down and died xD Ive never laughed so hard in my entire life

I was really lucky with #10. It popped up in one of my first few Tol’vir projects.

29:46 hey at this mount I recently found out about it like accouple weeks ago and got it Approximately 28 hours and I gotten it at 10PM friday the 14th and not on Warmode. also I believe that the stuff you have I have 4 Luck things in my inventory it pretty helps alot.

Asmongold: "It isnt hard at allll!" In reality: 450 hrs +

Big Love Rocket is also one that is infuriating every year.

I got the TLPD and Aeonaxx on my main, i put crazy amount of time camping those two mounts. Crazy.

There's something very relaxing about listening to new music and farming the time-lost proto-drake

Someone in the chat "that mount is annoying not hard to farm" literally the title of the video

I got the TLPD completely by luck. I had a level 74 troll fire mage and I was waiting for people to clear the newbie zones in Cata before I started working there so I was in Stormpeaks farming Saronite and I was in that gorge in the lower left of the screen and it spawned right on my characters head. I almost didn't kill it but as soon as it spawned the general chat lit up.

I loved getting my ultramarine battle tank in Cata. Wish they'd add more stuff like that with archaeology :

"It takes a whole day" So what ? i was waiting 24/7 in gurubashi arena to loot what F***** Chest while low level.

My brother got the heavenly onyx on his first run wasnt even farming it just killed it during mop with his buddies

The one good thing xrealms did for me was allow me to cheese the time lost proto drake. I remember you could use an ip blocker to prevent you from entering a populated realm. then just go find it. only problem is you had to kill it fast since you got transfered back in once you started attacking.

I don't play wow or watch neither of these channels alot bilut these videos popped up and I like how you can tell how much these guys both know. I like when he says the same exact thing after Asmon pauses and says it.

asmongold doesnt know that not all wow players have gold cap from being fed infinite free money

When Asmongold trys to say that he thinks outside the box, ROFLMAO

So many memories of Proton Drake and the TBC Phoenix. Good times.

I was doing a quest to pick up stuff in the sand and clicked this by accident and got ported on my 83 boomkin back in the day. I wasn't aware of the mount and achievement and nearly died. I kited it around for 10 minutes before killing it. It's my pride and joy :)

time lost proto drake took me 40 hours. which included 6 hours of sleep. i camped the northwest spawn point (with a dozen or so others who had been there long before me) when i heard the npc scan go off i used a /target time /shadowstep macro and spammed backstab. no one else had a chance. i wasn't even looking.

"ultimate qiraji battle tank" im out

Before they made Mounts Account wide, i farmen TLPD successfully for 3 chars. First Was like 2 days Camping, second 2 weeks and the third one Was like a month. Catched every vyragosa spawn to have a clue when the tlpd spawn timer starts. Time of my life!

I got TLPD before I even knew it was a mount. I was just flying through storm peaks doing dailies, was like ooooo pretty dragon. Killed it and flipped out it was a mount.

Asmongold is wrong; the time-lost proto is farmed in a group, but every spawn is camped by different groups if you kill it at one spot, no one else no one in the group gets it if there at different spawn that why each group of 5 camps one spot. Sometimes they're more than one group at spawn. In summary, it about less than a 2 percent spawn chance that you have to wait up to 6 hours for that can be sniped by the opposite faction or solo people. It is so much harder than wotlk. ( math for the 2 percent is because Val has a 90% chance of spawn, so your chance is 10% divide by the 5 spawn is 2% if their other group it 1% if no one use cheats and it fair.)( also, it been sniped many times by horde I heard of at least five times personally)

zac the argument about the longboi was the FIRST time you've been smart.

timelost i used to see alot in realm shadowcouncil always was fun seeing someone so happy when u tell em its right here man XD

I used to sell the opportunity to get this mount. Only worked at certain graveyards, and using 2 special macros, and standing max distance, the other player can kill you like every 5 seconds.

"JuSt BuY iT" someone still had to go trough getting it for you to buy it.

Bruh my freaking dad has the grey camel lmao

Dune Scav is 100k on Zang/Hellscream AH. Fun fact, I got 2 of these right after the xpac released, kept one and sold the other for ~350k gold

void seeker was soo ez to get. put a pg in each spawn points (are 5/6 actually spawn points), wait for reset servers and log them one by one untill u find the portal. the portal open at the exact time of the reset and last 1 hour. easyest mount to get.

took me 4 years for void talon lol 6 months u got lucky my friend

yea asmon, he forgot mail muncher.

Problem with Mounts on AH. At least 99% of them on servers I played on. They were either Cap gold amount or Crazy High Prices. Same thing when it comes to Gear and weapons before Transmog Prices were reasonably priced. People were able to get the gear they actually needed. After Transmog Prices Skyrocketed to Insane way to high of price. IE lvl 10 leather braces before Transmog maybe 75 silver to 1 gold at highest. After Transmog same leather braces. 10,000 gold+

My luckiest mounts were probably the azure drake and firehawk. Got azure drake first try and just thought it was a worthless mount that's guaranteed to drop since there was no way i could get a mount first try. Firehawk I got from letting my younger brother play a demon hunter through firelands and after i checked the loot he got from his run he got the hawk for me on his first attempt.

I got the Phosphorescent Stone-Drake after 5 minutes. I literally flew in, saw it and took it.

I was a little kid when WoW first came out. The only time I got to play WoW was when I visited my cousins house who played it so much back in the day. Now I’m 22 years old and currently saving for a PC. I actually can’t wait to play this again after so long

Yeah... All those things like different layers, connected servers, account wide collections didn't exist back in Wrath, so no easy farming for drake.

If the drop rate of the onyx CS is 1/2000, then according to probability, to get even a 90% chance of obtaining the mount, you have to kill it at least 4605 times.

just farm long boy with irl job ez

🤣🤣🤣 it’s the only time Asmongold can be proud about having a lot of mounts now 😂😂😂

@Asmongold TV do you have the Solar Spirehawk?

"are you kidding me" you sounded like shaggy from scooby doo XD

3:54 asmon almost realizes how dead wow is lol

asmon: just get 5 mil gold. it's easy. me looking at my 50-60k gold: hmmm

I farmed void talon for a solid 7 minutes. Randomly stumbled on it doing something completely benign and just walked up to it like hurrr durr purple ghost 😂😂

actually there was a bug back in mists of pandaria with the throne of thunder raid a archaology items didnt worked as it should and every time you changed the zone the places where you could dig changed with that i farmed this mount quit easly

Took me like 2 years to get the timelost O.o. Thiiis guuuy.

Asmon : You just get "..." Me : Yeah, your viewers get it for you. That's easy. *laughes in GMOD first try and mail muncher*

Surprised the infinite time reaver was not on this list unless it wasn’t out at that time… mount off with that sure would make a couple rounds until I get strayed as my mount collection isn’t what I want it to be 😢

Time Lost Proto Drake -- Flew through the zone once, pickd it right up :D

"I have every mount on this list man" Translation: "I bought/was given every mount on this list man."

Imagine having every Mob on this list, and still loosing mount offs

I’ll never forget when I got the Oondasta mount my first kill without knowing he even dropped it lol

I got the Time Lost Protodrake when I was new to the game. I was leveling and had rare mob alert add-ons alert me. Took me a long time to realize how rare it was xD

Long ago when I was new to wow I saw players on a beautiful phoenix mount, I had to have it. As I was lvling I saw it in Mount Hyjal!! but lost it, started farming for it waiting to see it again. After an eternity I finally kill it go to loot it aaaaaand no mount... only to find it did not drop the mount >_> It only dropped in burning crusade... ok why not BUT! It would make an amazing hunter pet!! So I started farming it again with all my might.... turns out you cant tame it either xD. With all this rage building inside I took out my frustrations on Tempest Keep, clawing my way towards the majestic elusive phoenix. At first I couldnt kill the end boss but hey I can kill the phoenix at the beginning and all I truly wanted was the mount so I did, again... and again... well I eventually figured how to look up tips, tricks, and info online for wow... turns out the phoenix mount didnt drop from that phoenix either!!!! WHY WOULD HE?!? So began demolishing the entire raid non stop but alas still no phoenix... time after time. Then one day eons later some newer guildies asked if they could join me... blast through tempest keep for the millionth time... and low and behold my glorious trolling phoenix drops... to someone else... for me ashes of alar is the most annoying/heartbreaking mount to farm

there are no "lowpopserver" enymore

I had the time lost proto drake on my level 70 mage - pre cata :)

I got that nether drake in tbc when I had a rogue main. That took me forever to get those dumb eggs for rep.