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A Scotsman gets a Job from an Irish Boss... and I have Never Laughed Harder.

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Ben Askins

Ben Askins

4 ай бұрын

A Scottish man living in Ireland responded to a job listing for an office admin, but the job he got was very different...
I sit down with Adam to discuss his bug-infested office, his crazy Irish Boss, and the utter chaos of his ever-changing job roles.
This is one of the funniest stories I have ever been told.
#worstboss #funny

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@adamzinho.1
@adamzinho.1 4 ай бұрын
Wow! Thank you so much everyone for the nice comments. And thanks for the experience Ben, it was great to chat with you. 😁
@Ben-Askins
@Ben-Askins 4 ай бұрын
So glad you came on the show!
@LeMerch
@LeMerch 4 ай бұрын
This whole story was insane!
@Gypsy_Danger_TMC
@Gypsy_Danger_TMC 4 ай бұрын
Dude you should be a comedian
@tonygroves5526
@tonygroves5526 4 ай бұрын
So very funny! 😂 I have to hand it to you, you're certainly persistent!!!
@68Boca
@68Boca 3 ай бұрын
@@Ben-Askins Loony business owners! I had a batshit crazy restaurant manager, Italian, who would lose his temper (often) assault junior staff, steal wine, comp his friends and threaten you with a mafia style hit id you dared question him! Dressed like Al Pacino in Casino , but was closer to Joe Pesci in reality. He finally opened his own restaurant, with a good chef who was a friend of mine, it went down in flames after 3 months. (yes literal flames) Not accusing anyone of anything! But my poor friend the chef lost out big time. Edit: I forgot, his craziest moment, one of the juniors had taken food to the table that was missing a garnish. Yes! A garnish, a sprig of parsley. When he returned to collect the next order, said manager grabbed his hand and held it against the heat lamps on the servery! Screaming at him , "don't touch a f*****g thing again" A real softy he was
@clairehamilton3293
@clairehamilton3293 3 ай бұрын
I'm dying here!! You only have to say 'rural Ireland' and 'office' in the same sentence to know it's going down a rabbit hole 😂😂😂
@shersmk90
@shersmk90 3 ай бұрын
So you have (heard) more of these stories?? I genuinely wanna know!
@clairehamilton3293
@clairehamilton3293 3 ай бұрын
@@shersmk90 I've worked at one. It was a b&b/restaurant and I thought I was there to work in the office for bookings and payments for 3 days a week up to 12 hours (I was at college). By the end of the first weeks, I realised was expected to do a bit of everything - and I mean everything. In the second week, I was told to unblock the toilet in one of the rooms and it was disgusting. I was young and gullible but in the 5th week I'd somehow been roped into 4 days with 25 hours but I was still going to be paid the same amount! Not once was I appreciated so I just quit. I never told them and I never heard from them. Over the years I've heard more stories but his is definitely the funniest!
@stephn987
@stephn987 4 ай бұрын
6 months !!!!!!! He definitely has to put “up for any challenge and has great staying power” on his cv 😂
@brackalack1
@brackalack1 4 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who spat their tea across the room when he answered, six months! I'm amazed you got past six days. Hilarious, that job sounds insane 😂😂😂
@ostlandr
@ostlandr 3 ай бұрын
The legendary Scots stubbornness.
@EikePilt
@EikePilt 4 ай бұрын
The guy responded to the situation with a sense of humor, which is a good trait.😅
@dkm2343
@dkm2343 4 ай бұрын
Adam is so likeable as a person! I am sure he will go far in life.
@adamzinho.1
@adamzinho.1 3 ай бұрын
That's really nice, thank you 🫂
@moimeself1088
@moimeself1088 4 ай бұрын
Love how this guy doesn't realise that as Ops Mgr, *he* was HR! 😂😂😂 great (bizzarre) story.
@adamzinho.1
@adamzinho.1 4 ай бұрын
Ba**ard !! That's how he got me ! Lol how have I only realised this now ! Lol
@moleogod
@moleogod 4 ай бұрын
My man you should be a comedian. Your timing and story telling ability is naturally perfectly.
@fozzy20
@fozzy20 4 ай бұрын
That's how most of us talk.
@suzybearheart530
@suzybearheart530 2 ай бұрын
@moleogod I would love to see this guy do standup. Even the way he said “No!” when asked if he knew about construction machinery had me dying. 😂
@kimberlyokeeffe5360
@kimberlyokeeffe5360 4 ай бұрын
This guy should do an open mic! I fell off my chair because I was laughing so hard! On a serious note, WTH!!!! And he lasted 6 months?!!!
@amberwild-ms4co
@amberwild-ms4co 4 ай бұрын
This is hilarious but the way he tells the story makes it even funnier, this guy would have a very successful career as a stand up comedian. Ben's laugh is contagious too 😂
@G.G.8GG
@G.G.8GG 3 ай бұрын
Hilarious! Thank you. I once worked temp accounting jobs &was sent to a house in a neighborhood of wealthy homes tucked back in a forest on winding roads. When I arrived I met a hyper man in his 40's arguing with two screaming, whining, back-talking kids, ages 9 and 12. I waited in a living room chair for the dad to finish getting them fed and off to school. Mom was off to a religious conference. The girl, 9, whined that he hadn't given her a fork. He told her to get one but she refused so he got her one, which she hurled violently at him. Next the girl gave him grief dressing. She whined, cried and yelled, not liking anything he suggested. Finally they were late for the school bus so dad, who worked from a home office, had to drive them. He left me sitting for another 25 minutes in his living room. When he returned he ushered me to a nook off the kitchen, with a shelf about 30 inches long by 15 inches deep, laden with junk mail, some bills and a small computer at one end. I was to sit on a high barstool. Beneath my feet was the cat's litterbox. He handed me a pile of bank statements, said there were three separate accounts, but he didn't know which was which and I needed to update all the income and expenses for each account into each proper account and breakdown as to what they were for and match those to the bank statements. Elementary bookkeeping, except that all the related paperwork was stuffed into a cardboard box with no separation as to which bill had been paid for which account. There was almost a year's worth and he commented it should take only a couple of days. He was in his home office not far away making high pressure calls, which I could clearly hear. He was not available to answer any questions so I had to guess what expense accounts to use. He was so hyper I really started to consider he was on cocaine or something. Periodically he would turn up music really loud. The way he was pressuring people I wondered if his business was legal. When the kids came home, they played in the dining room, right behind me. They brought two other boys about 12 years old. The racket was awful. The boys started giving the girl a bad time and she was screaming for dad, who did not come out of his office. In spite of religious decor signs all over the house, there was lots of profanity. The girl (9 year's old) became upset with the boys and got a butcher knife out of the kitchen. I had to intervene, forgetting the litter box and sticking my foot in it getting off the stool, since dad was not tuning in. The house was built on a hill so that a window across the room from my "desk" was high from the ground. A heavy rope had been attached somewhere so that the boys opened the window , stood on the sill and grabbing that rope were leaping Tarzan style out the window. There was so much yelling and screaming I could not concentrate, with dad's loud voice and music coming from the other direction as well. At five o'clock he did not come out to speak to me so I said bye to the kids, left the house and called the agency to tell them I was never going back and why.
@tomarmstrong3800
@tomarmstrong3800 4 ай бұрын
This made me laugh so hard, "who are the lads??" hahaha
@gameplaygirl3268
@gameplaygirl3268 4 ай бұрын
This guy is hilarious. He knows how to tell a story and make it funny
@Ben-Askins
@Ben-Askins 4 ай бұрын
Agreed, brilliantly done
@michaelboyce7079
@michaelboyce7079 3 ай бұрын
My mother used to pick up extra money picking beans for an old Irish bloke named Quin. As a bush girl, she was pretty good at telling the time from where the sun was in the sky, so around ten a.m. she would call out to Quin, picking in another bean row that she thought it was time to have a cup of tea. The old bloke always wanted her to keep picking, so he would check his old fob watch and say to her, "I t'ink the sun is running a bit fast today - keep picking!"
@G.G.8GG
@G.G.8GG 3 ай бұрын
Love that!
@markplenty2631
@markplenty2631 4 ай бұрын
Can’t believe he lasted 6 months, I don’t think I would of lasted the first day! 😂😂
@earthtaurus5515
@earthtaurus5515 2 ай бұрын
You know that's a decent amount of material for a standup routine lol.
@42paparia42
@42paparia42 3 ай бұрын
I enjoyed the story tenfold because of the accent!
@craigolmsted964
@craigolmsted964 4 ай бұрын
That would win any pub story
@Nina-rj4nu
@Nina-rj4nu 3 ай бұрын
I had a horror of a boss at a lingerie store in Australia called either Bras n All or Bras and Things in Sydney. It was years ago so I can't remember. They had an absolute skank of a manager named Angela at the time who called a meeting with the entire staff across all stores before work. Angela was pretty short, so everyone put her horrible and mean attitude down to SPS. Out of the more than 30 women at the meeting she chose me to tell everyone my bra size which I tried to refuse but she bullied me into doing so then proceeded to tell me (and everyone there) I was obviously smaller than that and ended the meeting. The meeting was only a few minutes long and after speaking to some colleagues, we all agreed that she was: out of line, picking on me and held the meeting just to embarrass me. I have never forgot that and wish I had been able to stand up for myself back then. There are some pretty rank bosses in Sydney, but I think I can honestly say that she was the worst. I also answered an ad for a receptionist at a garage during the same period of my life. The owner told me that having sox with him in his office during work was a job 'requirement'. I didn't take the job but even he was better than Angela.
@SuAndFox
@SuAndFox 3 ай бұрын
That would have been Bras and Things I suspect. I work in Sydney with a Boss (who's an Exec) called Angela. She's short and quite like as you've described. Would be amusing if it was the same person!
@Nina-rj4nu
@Nina-rj4nu 3 ай бұрын
@@SuAndFox I suspect it may be. If none of the employees like her (at all), then it's probably the same one.
@theplasmawolf
@theplasmawolf 4 ай бұрын
Adam: "These three things, and that was the first week." Me: What? Ben: "And how long were you there for?" Adam: "Six months." Me: *What?!*
@tessesmom
@tessesmom 3 ай бұрын
Having lived and worked various jobs in rural Ireland for the past 22 years, I can relate. But that was some funny delivery of your experience 😂
@lindashaw3796
@lindashaw3796 3 ай бұрын
Great story 👏🏼 😂 and lots of laughs 😂😂
@thecleverstudio
@thecleverstudio 3 ай бұрын
God this is just like a job I had once. I was hired as a 'studio manager' for a design agency. It turned out to be one woman designing speedboat engine promo stuff in a barn. It was absolutely filthy and freezing cold. The toilet was in the stables so at least I got to say hello to the horses several times a day.
@thomasf103
@thomasf103 3 ай бұрын
I like how we have a disastrous but hilarious story. I don't think I stopped laughing all the way through 😂
@justineheinrichs2798
@justineheinrichs2798 3 ай бұрын
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I love your videos. No doubt Adam missed his calling, he could be a comedian hands down fantastic. Thank you so much for sharing this. Beautiful, simply beautiful. ♥️🇨🇦
@SecretSquirrelFun
@SecretSquirrelFun 3 ай бұрын
This was just too funny. I laughed until I cried watching Ben laughing until HE was crying. Brilliant, both of you. Thanks Ben and thanks Adam for sharing your experience, much appreciated. 🙂🐿🌈❤️ Ps Adam’s story reminded me of that Seinfeld episode, when George is hired for a job but he doesn’t know what the job is or what he’s meant to be doing and asking seems to only make things worse.😂
@Ben-Askins
@Ben-Askins 3 ай бұрын
Lovely comment, thank you!
@chrisb012
@chrisb012 4 ай бұрын
I literally spat my beer out watching this!!
@kaneki18-d1t4
@kaneki18-d1t4 3 ай бұрын
Im watching this for the second time and I'll watch it a hundred more times because this video is just so funny 🤣🤣🤣
@bluebadger8811
@bluebadger8811 4 ай бұрын
Sounds like one guy and a bucket of funky mushrooms 😂
@bowdencable7094
@bowdencable7094 4 ай бұрын
There are bosses, (a surprising lot actually) who use employees to keep their mind together, when they really should be in intensive therapy, and in some cases, committed to an institution.
@naomiemoore5725
@naomiemoore5725 3 ай бұрын
I worked for a few and not only has to keep them all together, I had to keep the hubby, high school age kid and the separation anxiety dog. It was crazy and I didn't just work for her, I had others as well. I could keep track of everyone as well as my life. I had a bunch of paper and computer calendars and was tricky. Kept your gray matter in overdrive. But I wouldn't do it again. I paid a price for all of this.
@RoninXDarknight
@RoninXDarknight 3 ай бұрын
Dude is clearly employee of the year just for putting up w/that for 6 months. And as someone who also works on the supply side of the construction industry, these sorta operations are not really uncommon. Plenty of crews being operated outta a shed or a basement. Not always a bad thing either...everyone has to start somewhere and there are plenty of players in any construction project that don't necessarily need a formal brick and mortar location to operate.
@flufwix
@flufwix 3 ай бұрын
Adam your patience was astounding.
@StephenPark-ys7ot
@StephenPark-ys7ot 19 күн бұрын
His story telling and Scottish accent makes this all the more funny.
@dawnakern7467
@dawnakern7467 2 ай бұрын
I could listen to the guest ALL DAY
@downtown0032000
@downtown0032000 2 ай бұрын
Billy Connolly Junior there. Great Story :)
@derrick.t4031
@derrick.t4031 4 ай бұрын
I literally would've thought that this was my end. Like the door closes behind you and it's over type situation 😭💀
@johnnorton
@johnnorton 3 ай бұрын
"Mupe, go for a mupe." "I'm going, s*** how do I spell that? And I'm going, but there's like 10 different sizes, do you want a big mupe or a wee mupe?" 😂😂
@walkwithmeASMR
@walkwithmeASMR 3 ай бұрын
This was hilarious 😂
@travelwell6049
@travelwell6049 3 ай бұрын
It sounds to me like the guy had someone who’d been doing all the stuff and they’d left. So he knew he needed to fill the role, but didn’t really have a good enough understanding of what that person actually did. I think we’ve all worked somewhere where your boss has no clue and wouldn’t be able to do your job. But luckily you have people there to show you the ropes.
@AussieBearHug
@AussieBearHug 3 ай бұрын
This made me laugh so hard…I’m crying! 😂😂😂😂
@eddieromanov
@eddieromanov Ай бұрын
I need this as a sitcom.
@thekitschsidekick
@thekitschsidekick 3 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard I started to cry 😂 what an amazing first week. Wonderful story telling
@chrisdonnellyofficial
@chrisdonnellyofficial 4 ай бұрын
This was absolutely hilarious, sounds like the job from hell but glad he sees the funny side!
@Ashbash5555
@Ashbash5555 4 ай бұрын
BEN HAS ABSOLUTELY GONE LOL 😂😂😂😂
@Ben-Askins
@Ben-Askins 3 ай бұрын
Completely lost it
@cyclingmadhedgehog8860
@cyclingmadhedgehog8860 4 ай бұрын
Really enjoyed listening to that!
@andyrathbone6365
@andyrathbone6365 4 ай бұрын
I caught the short version on FB Reels, and it sounded ridiculous, but this full-length version 😂
@sinjull2256
@sinjull2256 4 ай бұрын
Who are the lads? And are there more sheds?
@lisaproustresearch
@lisaproustresearch 2 ай бұрын
This story has only one flaw: its too short :) So funny !
@ivanlimzg
@ivanlimzg 4 ай бұрын
Sounds more like a clueless boss than a bad one
@reachandler3655
@reachandler3655 4 ай бұрын
Clueless makes bad... also, insisting someone come in after hours, at night, is not clueless, it's bad.
@kevinsartor7050
@kevinsartor7050 3 ай бұрын
If you are ever bored of your current job, you can work in this special office haha - Sounds like pure entertainment. 😄
@shainexxxsescrimshaw7605
@shainexxxsescrimshaw7605 3 ай бұрын
This is absolutely hilarious
@relfyem
@relfyem 3 ай бұрын
I would've actually fitted in really well there by the sounds of it. 🤣
@stellah1643
@stellah1643 3 ай бұрын
You make me laugh, thanks. We always think we’ve got it bad, then there is your videos! 😏
@demark8262
@demark8262 2 ай бұрын
Glad this guys in a stable job now, sure is a step up from all the sheds.
@kimstockwell721
@kimstockwell721 2 ай бұрын
This is hilarious 🤣🤣
@lawlessgames3844
@lawlessgames3844 4 ай бұрын
haha good man Adam, great video
@danielc9595
@danielc9595 Ай бұрын
There’s another shed 😂
@donnamoore4494
@donnamoore4494 3 ай бұрын
You're making my job look better and better. And making me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
@TallyDrake
@TallyDrake 3 ай бұрын
I've had 2 jobs where there was a lot of down time, so I had to create some "busy work" for myself just so I could look like I was doing something and feel productive. This story reminded me of those jobs, although sorry to say I find no humor in my experiences.
@Jo1066milton
@Jo1066milton 3 ай бұрын
I once had a terrible job - bouncing pay cheques, bosses popping valium and having screaming matches with each other, creditors on the phone all the time, bailiffs arriving to seize goods from the previous bankruptcy, salesman stealing contacts and running a company of his own on the side, me expected to lie to creditors, dissatisfied customers, bailiffs. Fortunately I had a decent lock up to work in, and also, they sacked me six weeks in, after paying me cash in hand and not paying any national insurance stuff as I later discovered. I'd gone from working for the Prudential, to this firm of cowboy kitchen builders and had no clue how bad it can get. It was nowhere near so much fun as a filthy hovel with a dangerous boiler, though.
@Khangel
@Khangel 3 ай бұрын
The boss was just lonely, I think.
@earthtaurus5515
@earthtaurus5515 2 ай бұрын
Bahhahaha, if that was the first week or so I just wonder how much he went through in 6 months and that's a decent amount of material for a stand up routine lol.
@capt.bart.roberts4975
@capt.bart.roberts4975 3 ай бұрын
Speechless...I'm just speechless. 😶
@matthewhilty4209
@matthewhilty4209 3 ай бұрын
I guess you can't have too many sheds.
@marig6184
@marig6184 3 ай бұрын
You dodged a serial killer!
@jeannestark6293
@jeannestark6293 3 ай бұрын
I love your channel! Here in the United States I stuff I have suffered so many toxic bosses so many toxic bosses they have to be they have to be shown the door! Every single one of the toxic bosses I had have been shown the door and when I get my money I will get money and show them the door and put them on display!
@kayleenkrolikowski7442
@kayleenkrolikowski7442 3 ай бұрын
Oh my living god. Honestly IM LAUGHING SO HARD I SPLIT MY LIP OPEN!!! AS AN AMERICAN...THE ACCENTS MAKE IT BETTER. 😂😂😂😂😂 Was this guy from the Bates motel? Serial killer Keen? Buffalo Bill? (Silence of the lambs). I have never laughed so hard at a situation that could have been a dangerous one. THANK YOU for starting my day this way😂😂😂😂😂
@mariez5863
@mariez5863 3 ай бұрын
😅😂😅Frigging hilarious! 😂
@Onslaught-Starts
@Onslaught-Starts 4 ай бұрын
The greatest funny story teller since the "Racist field trip" guy
@markvonwisco7369
@markvonwisco7369 3 ай бұрын
I'm American, so the Scottish accent just makes the whole story funnier. My worst boss was the owner of a hat and tee shirt shop who turned out to be a literal Nazi. (This was a part time job, back when I was a college student.)
@mariushalvorsen2037
@mariushalvorsen2037 3 ай бұрын
This is so funny🤣
@TonyRule
@TonyRule 3 ай бұрын
This is exactly why Ireland is such a world respected industrial powerhouse.
@cheesegoddess1
@cheesegoddess1 2 ай бұрын
This sounds like a volunteer position I had in Ireland. Became operations and a therapist. So understand the trajectory here. FFS
@opheliaspuppyloverchannel9683
@opheliaspuppyloverchannel9683 3 ай бұрын
Hahahaha how many sheds did this guy have lol
@rumblebeast08
@rumblebeast08 3 ай бұрын
Love the channel. Hate that you're making my job seem ok. 😅
@michelecox5241
@michelecox5241 3 ай бұрын
How would you guys put it? Completely mental... 😅😂
@betsybabf748
@betsybabf748 3 ай бұрын
I hope the clothing company where he now works has no sheds on site.
@ParsleyPunch
@ParsleyPunch 3 ай бұрын
Heartbreaking that they fucked Dublin up so badly. 10 years ago I had a comfortable but small room in a Victorian redbrick houseshare on South Circular Rd, it was €250 a month! Fun times, it's fucking shite now from what I hear
@dendog13
@dendog13 3 ай бұрын
All done by design unfortunately 😢
@charlotteinnocent8752
@charlotteinnocent8752 3 ай бұрын
Sheds! I hate to say this I am in rural Ireland and I can see these sheds, oh how I can see them. How did you last 6 months?
@Coen80
@Coen80 3 ай бұрын
He's a right bloke.
@nathankg8400
@nathankg8400 3 ай бұрын
That was hilarious, I dont know how he lasted 6 months
@detroitpolak9904
@detroitpolak9904 2 ай бұрын
Ok, how are there no comments that the video’s title sounds like the start of an ethnic joke
@Ashbash5555
@Ashbash5555 4 ай бұрын
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LOL
@AnnoyingNewsletters
@AnnoyingNewsletters 3 ай бұрын
*_Am I bein' punk'd?_*
@Draigblaze
@Draigblaze 3 ай бұрын
I want to share my story but not sure how?!
@Vikashar
@Vikashar 3 ай бұрын
Be honest. Are you actually Chris Donnelly after a shave and hair dye?
@thelittlethings-unboxed
@thelittlethings-unboxed 3 ай бұрын
Anyone know how you share a story...think I've got a good one
@wpgitchick
@wpgitchick 3 ай бұрын
Why did you edit it so much?
@coffeedrinker88
@coffeedrinker88 3 ай бұрын
Ok, this should be a good lesson no matter which side of the pond you work on. This business owner was obviously great at construction and not so good at business. He needed help. So rather than Adam making the job his own and being a valuable employee, he sat around doing nothing waiting for someone to tell him what to do. Some workers are like that if someone doesn't tell them exactly what to do, then they are lost.
@jessdully3348
@jessdully3348 3 ай бұрын
You are being completely unfair.
@jsemplefelton5348
@jsemplefelton5348 2 ай бұрын
​@@jessdully3348- I agree.
@alkemis
@alkemis 2 ай бұрын
This dude is int eh wrong profession......needs to be a comedian. First I have listened to a Ben Show and I am laughing, not at the stupidity of management (although the owner seemed quite daft), but laughing instead at the story itself.
@FPV-Jon
@FPV-Jon 4 ай бұрын
I had to put on subtitles for this one
@richardpeace3292
@richardpeace3292 4 ай бұрын
Im not finding this as funny as others....sounds like exploitation.
@m.g.3013
@m.g.3013 3 ай бұрын
It's offensive. What does being irish even have to do with it? He's just an old weirdo that people leave alone.
@stephenfgdl
@stephenfgdl 4 ай бұрын
first comment!
@TheMusicalElitist
@TheMusicalElitist 4 ай бұрын
What a sad little life you must lead.
@chrichtonsworld1
@chrichtonsworld1 4 ай бұрын
The man deserves an award for his patience. I would have left after the first meeting. Utter lunacy!
@veronicajaeger3604
@veronicajaeger3604 4 ай бұрын
How ever did he last there for SIX months????
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