How did this run to 14 minutes? This is fan service? THIS IS SPARTA!
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@thesupper99848 жыл бұрын
'Uploaded on 10 Oct 2008' - It's like I'm viewing an historical document.
@killthebassist.82598 жыл бұрын
I'm in 2016. How bout you?
@thesupper99848 жыл бұрын
I'm in 2027 myself. I look forward to seeing you here.
@killthebassist.82598 жыл бұрын
+tristram shandy yep. So your frozen in time?
@bt09mm8 жыл бұрын
+CatSuyac what is this app is it the legend of KZfaq I thought it was almost forgotten
@killthebassist.82598 жыл бұрын
+bt09mm no . Even worse, it's the myth of KZfaq. Any viewer is cursed with eternal pain. And eventually the worst death penalty.just for even looking at the forsaken logo.
@muhammadfakhrifadhlurrahma49764 жыл бұрын
2019 and somehow this video just showed up in my recommendation.
@DjBigBenusse4 жыл бұрын
Kind of feels nostalgic
@threebrick81254 жыл бұрын
Same.
@zeroanime014 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@ichigoisthegoat4 жыл бұрын
Same
@dra1nnn4 жыл бұрын
anjay mabar
@markomarkovic87107 жыл бұрын
ashens hasn't changed a bit, i like that
@RM-dw3fs7 жыл бұрын
Swedish Branch yeah
@subzero.57255 жыл бұрын
So weird right
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
Except for using widescreen.
@ClipHub7774 жыл бұрын
@Ahmed Hussain8K
@mikedawolf954 жыл бұрын
The sofa is worn though :(
@YSBunny57310 жыл бұрын
Oh look, it's Clender's sister, Calenda.
@Soup3dBlast6 жыл бұрын
YSBunny 573 she seems now
@YoutubePizzer6 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyy I get the reference
@k2yp7054 жыл бұрын
I wonder what Clender’s brother is called.
@BruhMoment93_3 жыл бұрын
Where’s clandor
@claracrazy3 жыл бұрын
lol
@MrBoneJangles4 жыл бұрын
Ashens has been at it for 11 years and his content hasn't changed at all since then, just a better camera
@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын
Sweet 16 this year 👍
@70sman Жыл бұрын
@@favoritemustard3542I think he's been around longer, if I remember correctly he started out on the now defunct Google Video
@samholdsworth4208 күн бұрын
@@70smanhe did 😂 I has videos that were on Google videos that are now forever gone 😢
@k.j8 жыл бұрын
Ashens' voice makes me feel happy.
@JovialEclipse8 жыл бұрын
0:58 Ashen's voice turned all 8bit
@ZOMBIEEZ5 жыл бұрын
ChrisTehMii odd coincidence ... my YT name is 8bit
@waqarchughtai4405 жыл бұрын
0:59
@changoelchango5 жыл бұрын
I thought that was my headphones but then I tried it with other headphones and it sounded the same
@sihasbikun5 жыл бұрын
AT&T operates only in the US 0:28
@thegokid25685 жыл бұрын
@@waqarchughtai440 fdgd2
@sarahparlemo2 жыл бұрын
Ashens videos bring me so much comfort. Watching a few videos is part of my nightly routine, its almost like ASMR for me
@hadeshd599 жыл бұрын
512mb? Oh my how times have changed
@SuperCasalXou9 жыл бұрын
+HadesHD Back in 2008 512mb was mind blowing! I remember my Sony Walkman had 256mb and that made me popular at school
@hadeshd599 жыл бұрын
Yeah remember back in playstation 2 days 8mb was crazy
@hadeshd599 жыл бұрын
Have you seen "You Always Win"? They are 40 something and play minecraft, Dont judge so quick
@vv098 жыл бұрын
+HadesHD Yeah. The best part of having a PS2 (before the ps3 era) is that you actually become the cool kids in school. The original XBOX was barely talked about in my school but I remember that someone in my school had it and everyone told him he was poor because XBOX was for poor people and PS2 is for the cool kids. That guy was actually rich and he didn't buy the PS2 because apparently he told me that the XBOX looked more 'cool.' The good times...
@sneakycactus88158 жыл бұрын
+Vandolphvibar09 lol
@mrsuckyatoes96496 жыл бұрын
10 years ago, 512mb was quite large. This video is a time capsule!
@brandontechnerd Жыл бұрын
Especially for a clone device. In 2008 SD cards were like $15 for 2 GB, $40 for 4 GB, and $70 for 8 GB. 16 GB cards were available but were pretty expensive. Definitely a lot more expensive than today where 64 GB costs $10.
@lillydoye74189 жыл бұрын
24 hour battery life??!! Apple still can't do that on a real iPhone.
@k0k0ada9 жыл бұрын
And who can? O.o
@TCWordz9 жыл бұрын
Nokia 3310 lasts a week...
@unnAMDable9 жыл бұрын
Tommy59375 nokia 1100 lasts an eternity.... lol
@EatAnOctorok9 жыл бұрын
The only reason iPhones drain battery faster is because people use them too fucking much, what with all the apps that everyone is addicted to.
@unnAMDable9 жыл бұрын
i agree with Aaron Rayner .. a friend of mine drained the battery every day due to a finger skate game he had in there... haha
@tinsoldier19836 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I find these reviews quite relaxing?
@djmax0110 ай бұрын
No. He has a very pleasing relaxing voice.
@saltismn3 жыл бұрын
2021- 13 years later- thousands more subscribers.. he still hasnt changed a bit- this is why we love him
@DANKSx13 жыл бұрын
True
@kabu39923 ай бұрын
2024 has struck again with the 'let's go back in time' algorithm and i'm living for it
@hayden75254 ай бұрын
I think this was the first Ashens video I ever watched
@pedrorodriguez70703 ай бұрын
Same! lol he’s a golden staple of the early 2010’s
@andresbravo20039 ай бұрын
Anyone here in 2023 might remember this video 15 years ago. Time flies.
@quirble4 жыл бұрын
October 2008 and apart from 4:3, this has essentially the same feeling as modern Ashens videos. Literally timeless
@teknikal_domain8 жыл бұрын
"Attractive display of head portrait of caller" This my friends, is how people die of laughter.
@princesscycythepothead4205 ай бұрын
Used to watch this as a child now rewatching in 2024 I’m now 20😂
@samholdsworth4202 ай бұрын
The fact that you think you're not a child at 20 is hilarious 😂
@samholdsworth4202 ай бұрын
420! Lol
@edman813Ай бұрын
I'm 26, I was 10 when he uploaded this
@ceejayszee7 жыл бұрын
Classic, vintage Ashens. Lovely
@xXHacksAndTipsXx8 жыл бұрын
Damn your channel goes way back, I was just surfing in your vids :D
@LynxBlack8 жыл бұрын
they go back to nearly a decade ago lad
@lorenzovanhethul13558 жыл бұрын
They go back to more then a decade ago
@ethanacheson91786 жыл бұрын
yeah ashens is a really old channel goes back more than a decade
@SkyTheLeafeon5 жыл бұрын
Ashens goes all the way back to KZfaq's early days, back when KZfaq wasn't a cesspool of dubious copyright infringements, clickbait, and demonetization.
@FluttershyPonyg8Yui08 жыл бұрын
1:15Whew, thank GOD it's Human-oriented. If it wasn't we couldn't use it.
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
If it wasn't, it would be an actual Apple product.
@GabrielZ.3 жыл бұрын
Damn humans an their humam-oriented products 👽
@hk41248 жыл бұрын
I would LOVE to see a video of Ashens reading all the broken english manuals he much have.
@megalomanicalmusings7 жыл бұрын
That would be god-tier ASMR
@ArchangelExile5 жыл бұрын
Is your comment a broken English manual?
@nathantaylor20265 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE A BROKEN ENGLISH MANUAL
@n.j.oproductions57903 жыл бұрын
I'd listen to them as Audio Books
@Lan144_7 жыл бұрын
"You naughty fibbers" - Ashens 2008
@nuclearreactor70589 жыл бұрын
lol the original iphone cant take video but this fake can LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@kristijonaassa8 жыл бұрын
there's some recent software that enable it to record video
@kristijonaassa8 жыл бұрын
***** yeah
@WolfieHatesYou8 жыл бұрын
+KingShoter007 compared to the iPhone, it's recent.
@nuclearreactor70588 жыл бұрын
***** Wait? I never said I had an iPhone so I don't know where you got that from. Lol. I actually have a LGG3. 😄
@nuclearreactor70588 жыл бұрын
***** at least it's better than your iPhone 5
@penguinhouseproductions82668 жыл бұрын
the cheapness is strong in this one
@davidkyousei69198 жыл бұрын
lmao
@kousx24 жыл бұрын
XD LOL LAMO THAT-FAT ME MATE
@k2yp7054 жыл бұрын
That oxymoron actually applies to all of the fake iPhones out there. It’s so cheap it’s strong
@jujukawa80499 жыл бұрын
"not find out sim card"
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi4 жыл бұрын
"Email Not Ready"
@k2yp7054 жыл бұрын
identity crisis 100
@BlueYT11074 жыл бұрын
THEY’RE SPEAKING THE LANGUAGES OF GODS.
@MegaZombieman1154 жыл бұрын
I love how his reviews have been the same for years. Just better quality as time went on.
@bobjames15219 жыл бұрын
mmm, vintage ashens.
@CEOofSleep6 жыл бұрын
ettet
@chilelekochileya56764 жыл бұрын
bob james yes
@BonelessEar9 жыл бұрын
12:18 - FYI most mobile phones logs in GSM network even if no SIM card is inserted. The reason is to be able make an emergency call 112 or 911.
@spitfire1848 жыл бұрын
+BonelessEar Or 999
@taylorthebnnuy8 жыл бұрын
Or 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
@papayer6 жыл бұрын
the developers of this shit really made it a point that, if you bought this, you deserved death.
@TheJinxCast2 жыл бұрын
Or 069.
@noideac6 жыл бұрын
Damn the description gives a glimpse back to when videos over 10 minutes were a rarity rather than the norm
@user-ys5ly5op6o8 жыл бұрын
4:3 and a Sparta reference in the description? This just reeks early 2000's!
@sneakycactus88158 жыл бұрын
2008 is closer than 2000 dumbass. fuck why does everyone have an IQ lower than 130? lower than 10! fuck
@uTubeNoITube8 жыл бұрын
+JT Smith What the fucks your fuckin problem fuckwad? Fuck.
@KommandoKenny9 жыл бұрын
Good old ashens
@ugothacked3600VR9 жыл бұрын
lol yep
@cazbear85568 жыл бұрын
Awwwwww his Guinea pig is adorable 🐻
@michaelweis47568 жыл бұрын
+Cazbear probably was...? At that time it surely was
@elephystry8 жыл бұрын
It all started when my mother took my bike away for murdering my Guinea Pig and sticking him in the microwave.
@hi-exstudios1598 жыл бұрын
+Cazbear *God Monster.
@123456twat8 жыл бұрын
+reggienuva183 After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers Slappin teachers, and jacking off in front of my counselors.
@benstar98525 жыл бұрын
elephystry nice
@gabevarley61993 жыл бұрын
I thought to myself that the video quality seems off, then I saw it was uploaded TWELVE years ago. This man hasn’t changed one bit.
@nicoliciouz4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to another episode of “Why is this in recommendation?” I
@datsun100a34 жыл бұрын
Bitter Bacon stfu original piece of shit
@LifeBulb4 жыл бұрын
Bitter Bacon ...and I know the reason why this video is in _my_ recommendations. It’s because my crave for Ashens has alerted KZfaq to recommend me ancient Ashens videos.
@princey_064 жыл бұрын
Bitter Bacon ahhh another copyrighted show
@zachroark3905 жыл бұрын
These videos haven’t changed a bit it’s amazing
@MrSlendyMannn2 жыл бұрын
9:47 Jeez that takes me back to a forgotten time
@NoobLord90018 жыл бұрын
>"designed carefully and smartly" Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready? "Ready!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@AiOinc18 жыл бұрын
To explain to the idiots who are certainly watching this video years after it was posted and complaining, The original iPhone (The iPhone 2G, released in mid-2008) could not take video, didn't have an app store, and didn't have the greatest camera, or even 3G cellular data support. All of these functions were later added over the years along with others. The App Store was only introduced around early-2009 when iOS (iPhone OS at the time) 2.0 was released, and you could finally take video using third party applications to constantly capture frames from the camera and record audio.
@sneakycactus88158 жыл бұрын
+Bazil Cosner (AnimeIsSugoi) talk about idiots. this dude probably wasn't even born in 2007 haha
@sneakycactus88158 жыл бұрын
idiot
@volty2pump8 жыл бұрын
why did it get so popular then? people are fucking dull
@AiOinc18 жыл бұрын
Bazil Cosner The iPhone 2G (First generation, called 2G because of it's inability to access 3G cellular networks) was released in early 2008 to the masses, and yes, to a limited amount, in 2007. I do, however, agree. I mistyped that, iOS 2.0 was released with the iPhone 3G in 2008. Sorry for the confusion.
@AiOinc18 жыл бұрын
JT Smith 1998, rekt.
@jisuskitty3 жыл бұрын
every once in a while i come back to this video and it makes me laugh everytime 💗
@MJIsThePedobear9 жыл бұрын
I lost it when i started signing 'Numa numa' song :)...
@DDJP2 жыл бұрын
Viewing this 13 year old video in 2022 yet still incredibly entertaining and consistant! Gotta love it! Keep up the good fight, Stuart!
@Gigacorn7 жыл бұрын
Weird to think this is the first Ashens video I've ever watched, and I'm still subscribed today!
A bit of restoration and you’d think this was uploaded yesterday. That’s how consistently great this man is.
@jersydvl10 жыл бұрын
i was half expecting it to play City Fighter
@jersydvl10 жыл бұрын
its had like 4 different names throughout his reviews.
@FinalStarman959 жыл бұрын
***** What about Hero in the World?
@alf_url4 жыл бұрын
Wow, thank you KZfaq recommendations. I'm pretty sure I can still buy this right? Right??
@yusuke94834 жыл бұрын
11 years later, got this in my recommended
@143fluffypancakes3 жыл бұрын
And 11 months later, I saw your comment. Lol
@jakeerickevincavinato-lock88833 жыл бұрын
Why would you even consider buying such a ugly horrible piece of garbage
@yusuke94833 жыл бұрын
@@jakeerickevincavinato-lock8883 🤷🏻♂️
@jakeerickevincavinato-lock88833 жыл бұрын
Yuck
@possiblystevo9141 Жыл бұрын
i know someone who bought one of these from spain, he left it in the car in works car park. Some time during our shift the battery exploded, emergency services were called and his car was largely burnt out!
@BrainlessEnt3 жыл бұрын
The first video I saw from this channel. Happy 15th KZfaq anniversary Ashens.
@Keshihead15 жыл бұрын
I noticed that the spare battery was a Lithium Polymer battery (it says it on the label at 2:16). According to one of kipkay's videos, Lithium Polymer batteries are the most dangerous batteries in the world. If it's overcharged or misused, it can catch fire!
@MarcoStillSeasonsCattaneo9 ай бұрын
It's incredible, I'm back after 15 years and I still remember every word Ashens says in the video. :O
@alexhood70913 жыл бұрын
2021 and it’s still showing up in my recommended
@Renasense8 жыл бұрын
I remember this phone. It was bought for me for using abroad.. Conveniently got left there as it wasn't worth carrying back. Brilliant review.
@sneakycactus88158 жыл бұрын
You naughty fibbers! Lol
@sneakycactus88158 жыл бұрын
naughty
@sneakycactus88158 жыл бұрын
+JT Smith very naughty fibbers
@sneakycactus88158 жыл бұрын
+JT Smith extremely naughty fibbers
@sneakycactus88158 жыл бұрын
naughty
@timekeeper37678 жыл бұрын
+JT Smith Naughty?
@Creed_of_Nezu4 жыл бұрын
I was 7 years old when this came out, I'm now 18, and he hasn't changed at all.
@grandtheftauto12334 жыл бұрын
Damn I watched this when it came out!! Glad Ashens is still around and this got recommended
@eptio98497 жыл бұрын
rip 2000-2010 you will be deeply missed
@filipmac15458 жыл бұрын
looks like a cheep toy you would get in a Mcdonalds happy meal
@zerojades8 жыл бұрын
Lol XD it really does
@shalad58898 жыл бұрын
Jesus I haven't seen the AOL man in years! xD
@AppleWorkssymmetricala18 жыл бұрын
HI I WOULD LIKE YOUR FREE TOY FOR THIS MONTH, JUST THE TOY. DONT FORGET THE TOY.
@MintleafCakes4 жыл бұрын
I love how ashens old videos get into peoples recommendations now. It feels nice as a frequent viewer lmao
@moonprismgirlie4 жыл бұрын
Every other year I come back to this video to be entertained again.
@Brianmaitland10 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this video when it came out! Hard to believe I've been an Ashens fan for at least 6 years.
@TT-tv8us9 жыл бұрын
*grabs earbuds* feel the cheapness feel the nastyness 😂
@jeevanjustin13053 жыл бұрын
WHY DOES THE PROPRIETARY CONNECTOR LOOK LIKE USB-C?
@Expandedsky4 жыл бұрын
No matter how far back I go ashens content never changes
@ryanware60447 жыл бұрын
I was in Kinder when this was made! Oh Ashens, how i love your effort to keep make videos
@MikaTheGamerWolf3 жыл бұрын
This video is now 12 years old, Anyone recommended in 2020?
@princessmarshella6549 жыл бұрын
WHEN THE NUMA NUMA SONG I CRIED XD
@123RADIOactive7 жыл бұрын
For the record, NOWADAYS, the original iPhone and 3G actually can do video recordings through 3rd party apps, but it just wasn't available until a little while later.
@junko41663 жыл бұрын
I had one of these. I knew it was a knockoff right away, but it still was miles ahead my previous black and white phone. I wonder where it is now.
@rebalipupu3 жыл бұрын
Da fuq this video is from 2008? I really can't tell with this guys videos when they were made because, well, nothing has changed. And that is a good thing.
@bossaro97294 жыл бұрын
Using the same sofa for 11 years👏👏
@marakarthegreat2 жыл бұрын
I remember being 9 years old when this came out, where does the time fly?
@bilbo_gamers64174 жыл бұрын
Man, the music and video on this device was an experience. This video is so old.
@renandstimpyfreak6729 жыл бұрын
Lithium-polymer battery?! STOCK?! Better not overcharge it
@lesharkoiste2 жыл бұрын
Well don't mind if I do
@thedomi99944 жыл бұрын
Getting this recommended in 2019 any one?
@restinpepsi14194 жыл бұрын
Yep
@highpineapple4 жыл бұрын
It's, um....... interesting, lol. This thing makes my phone look like alien technology 😂
@beeman-4 жыл бұрын
Me😒
@EricCartman0564 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@fallenwolf33684 жыл бұрын
No sh,I,t this is still 2019.
@eugeneketaminekrebs34033 жыл бұрын
10:39-10:45 Song is "The Most Familiar Stranger" if anyone cared. Thanks Shazam.
@alicesimpson91737 жыл бұрын
and still the same couch nearly ten years later haha. Ashens you legend!
@williamg209two5 жыл бұрын
11 years+ with the same intro
@FruitSmax9 жыл бұрын
A classic episode if I say myself
@cutemimi258 жыл бұрын
2:39 "Now physically...oh there's me, hello....Nice to see you, thanks for coming out." Gotta love that part.
@legorulez495 жыл бұрын
0:58 anyone else notice the sound glitch?
@waqarchughtai4404 жыл бұрын
0:00-0:04 Best Intro Ever.
@olli449isthebest9 жыл бұрын
Some people probably clicked on this because they want to buy this phone, I clicked because ashens
@MrTheil9 жыл бұрын
same
@areyouserious98939 жыл бұрын
No one clicks to consider buying a phone called A88 on Ashen's channel, everyone clicks because Ashens
@vaethe8 жыл бұрын
No one wants to buy a ripoff I phone.
@gpat45237 жыл бұрын
Vathe those who poor and couldn't afford a real iphone from a real apple store , they would have hooked up with those ripoff devices !
@andymadden81835 жыл бұрын
I clicked also because I like guinea pigs.
@alfie66833 жыл бұрын
2:42 This is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like
@CrappyMusic-cb6bl5 ай бұрын
That would be a dream
@SEFSQklOR0VS2 жыл бұрын
13 years ago and it's in my recommended today
@terabyte139 жыл бұрын
A nintendo ds screen looks better than this
@sneakycactus88158 жыл бұрын
yeah I can agree with that
@sekkusupisutoruzu8 жыл бұрын
+TeraByte Because its a Nintendo?...
@sneakycactus88158 жыл бұрын
+Mr. Haxminator no. the original ds screen sux. I have a ds and it's screen is unbearable.
@sneakycactus88158 жыл бұрын
+Mr. Haxminator no. the original ds screen sux. I have a ds and it's screen is unbearable.
@sneakycactus88158 жыл бұрын
+Mr. Haxminator no. the original ds screen sux. I have a ds and it's screen is unbearable.
@StewHeisenberg8 жыл бұрын
The only thing I like about this phone is the fact it has a full movie of Star Wars.
@saffyrobson10 жыл бұрын
translations are so annoying but you relieve stress and make me lol. thanx man! im surprised i havnt subscribed yet. i will now.
@Dm3qXY9 жыл бұрын
At 12:03 the signal strength indicator is not related to having a SIM card inserted; the phone is connected to a near cell for emergency calls, disregarding the operator behind it (let's say Vodafone); when a SIM card will be inserted, the phone will authenticate on its own network and the signal strength might be the same or even worse if the corresponding service provider (let's say Orange) has relays further than what the phone was connected to prior to authentication (when no SIM yet enabled).
@Yhsanave_10 жыл бұрын
lol 9:00 "restore sactory fettings"
@gianfrixmg7 жыл бұрын
Notice the screen protector stuck on the manual at 1:39. Packaging at its best.
@n161613 жыл бұрын
Wow the man has been doing these videos forever
@Lewis_Treff978 жыл бұрын
just realised that I had a my first phone that had the same operating system as this 7 years ago. It had the same games too. It was an Orange Vegas which was £30 exclusive to the Orange network in the UK.
@divisionofshinbihousexofficial3 жыл бұрын
9:49 my favorite song!
@divisionofshinbihousexofficial3 жыл бұрын
E în română!
@AyeYerMa9 жыл бұрын
Its funny how the Calendar is spelled exactly how most English people pronounce calendar lol
@RedfordRoberts9 жыл бұрын
***** so its pronounced slender?
@rockerseven9 жыл бұрын
Clash 11:38 the "R" went to the end of "datar" lol
@somecuntxxx Жыл бұрын
That proprietary connector un ironically looks like a type-c
@youreadthisinyourmindright26044 жыл бұрын
Welp have been binge watching ashens old knockoff phone review around quarantine...