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@MNNski9 жыл бұрын
fell asleep with ashens videos on autoplay. Just woke up because that intro noise scared the living piss out of me.
@xXOmegaXxPlays9 жыл бұрын
Ikemi Zyn xD
@HappyAccidentVideos9 жыл бұрын
This is what I do! Every night, I have an Ashens playlist going.
@MrScottishGamer9 жыл бұрын
HAHA LOL XD
@weeseet8 жыл бұрын
Same. Ashens is great to fall asleep to (in a good way).
@lily911098 жыл бұрын
+Happy Accident Productions thank goodness I thought I was just being a crazy fanboy
@BassTechnologic8 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine Stuarts local poundland staff think he's insanely poor
@possitivelyinsane8 жыл бұрын
or a hoarder of tat
@pferreira19838 жыл бұрын
+BassTechnologic I'm sure they're making loads of money off him for all this free advertising.
@Mr.rocketfeller8 жыл бұрын
+P Ferreira are poundlands basically like the buck or two of canada?
@pferreira19838 жыл бұрын
Captain Scrape I would say yes to that question.
@jan_h8 жыл бұрын
I think some poundland workers are just there for the chance of coming across Ashens.
@katherine89664 жыл бұрын
2019 and I still use the phrase "draw your arse up to your elbows" to describe something super sour. Ashens, this is your legacy.
@PaulyB2229 жыл бұрын
Fuck I wasn't prepared for that intro
@TheRazorking19 жыл бұрын
Yea I was in my bed with the lights off!
@TheRazorking19 жыл бұрын
Yea I was in my bed at night with the lights off! XD
@Bomberman66Hell9 жыл бұрын
***** It's a reply bug friend
@jr596119 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@jr596119 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@TCWordz8 жыл бұрын
Hey, that _Tesco Halloween Stick-on Wound_ works quite well... ... in a shitty low resolution thumbnail.
@AdasEdge8 жыл бұрын
+Lucy from Elfen Lied Really to the point name weird how the image you use is from Lucky Star not Elfen lied im not judging saying i have no life.
@EllEmm13139 жыл бұрын
I stuck the bloody hand print on my bathroom window, apparently someone saw it through the textured glass, thought it was real and I had a visit from the police...
@charlesfabulous50939 жыл бұрын
Ell Emm oh god
@jackhenderson10399 жыл бұрын
Hmm
@jackhenderson10399 жыл бұрын
Hmmm
@MrLego31609 жыл бұрын
Jackson Heuschel Hmmmm?
@EllEmm13139 жыл бұрын
they requested I remove it as it was alarming elderly neighbours, they weren't fooled though. Through heavily textured glass it does look pretty grim.
@StarlinkShiberus9 жыл бұрын
"It's stupid and wrong and I hate everything that's ever existed" Me too, Ashens. Me too.
@Tailikku19 жыл бұрын
Bootiful = Boo + Beautiful
@RadiantMantra9 жыл бұрын
josue aguilar Sir, I'm going to ask you to remove your reply and watch the full video
@Tailikku19 жыл бұрын
Hatty Hattington There did it for you
@RadiantMantra9 жыл бұрын
***** Thank you sir.
@jesusislord76329 жыл бұрын
Lord DarkFox hi
@ThomasCat039 жыл бұрын
You life ruiner! I figgered it out straight away and there it is ):
@professionallyclueless23958 жыл бұрын
Asshens is a good channel
@watch4268 жыл бұрын
Ass-hens?
@nickybuttons64438 жыл бұрын
+watch426 Hey, I wont judge. Everyones got their kinks.
@cgraham29998 жыл бұрын
no he's not.
@bilbo_gamers64178 жыл бұрын
+Connor Graham rip
@NekoClaws8 жыл бұрын
I agree
@ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын
If you scroll down about two inches, you can see clearly that someone's already answered the question you're about to attempt to answer.
@bnmsquad40429 жыл бұрын
What is the question ?
@1323GamerTV9 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika you saved me
@dokja71779 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika You were on another video I watched!
@ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын
Get used to that, I'm afraid. I have an over-inflated opinion of my own sense of humour, so I comment on pretty much everything I watch. I'm quite insufferable, really.
@JoeSpadesTT8 жыл бұрын
+ChickenPika You're on pretty much every Ashens video. Don't mind you, you're quite entertaining. Just curious on why.
@garcemac8 жыл бұрын
Pontypool and Black Christmas (directed by the late Bob Clark - director of A Christmas Story) are both Canadian movies, Stuart. And they're both pretty damned great.
@symphony-of-the-mint20083 жыл бұрын
I remember my dad fell asleep watching Black Christmas when I was 8 or 9 and all I can recall seeing is booby.
@suspectsn0thing9 жыл бұрын
But... how will we ever know what a mummy's favorite music is?!
@geek69859 жыл бұрын
after vast research i found out it was "wrap" yup ....
@geek69859 жыл бұрын
and i normaly like bad jokes
@EatAnOctorok9 жыл бұрын
geek6985 Damn, I thought it would be mixtapes.
@kflah19 жыл бұрын
i think it is spooky scary skeletons
@lyndseypaget22879 жыл бұрын
suspectsn0thing What's a ghosts favourite aspect of programming? BOO-LEAN expression! ;) x
@AnnDVine8 жыл бұрын
Some of those DVDs are genuinely brilliant. Phantasm? Puppet Master? Hellraiser? That's not bad for a pound, really! In fact I'd almost say it's outright good. Phantasm is one of my favorite horror films ever (but I won't say that's an assurance of quality in any way).
@TheHutchy012 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is that he showed the puppet master dvd there and he's STILL not got around to watching it.
@No_Sleep7898 жыл бұрын
The length of this video is how much he spent on those items.
@landofgrundo8 жыл бұрын
Are you sure? I couldnt be bothered to count but there was quite a few items and the dvds
@Lewdcifer8 жыл бұрын
+The Pony tones *rushes up humping your leg without remorse *
@dacheese1118 жыл бұрын
Fucking Bronies.
@Lewdcifer8 жыл бұрын
+DaCheese fucking cheese
@dimeritium71218 жыл бұрын
+Skootz Mabuns Cheese is delicious :(
@KimberRose163 жыл бұрын
Black Christmas, Elvira, Puppet Master, Children of the Corn, and Hellraiser are classics! Also the killer shrews is only watchable if you have the MST3K crew there with you 😂
@The_Barroth2 жыл бұрын
Killer shrews is a guilty pleasure movie of mine
@larrymantic2635 Жыл бұрын
Also, one of the rings kinda seems like the Incredible Melting Man (I’m not sure)
@TheLarryburns849 ай бұрын
Phantasm wasn't too shabby either- it's pretty 70s and weird as fuck but if you have a tolerance for those things you'll have fun, more likely than not
@R_got_a_name_change9 жыл бұрын
BOO-tiful. As in BOO! I'm a scary ghost!
@cheezeEGGSTREEME8 жыл бұрын
I think I just died...
@cheezeEGGSTREEME8 жыл бұрын
I think I just died...
@nuclearjesusman50638 жыл бұрын
+cheezeEGGSTREEME . . .does that mean you're a ghost?
People who are scared by jump scares need to go away.
@PsychoSoldier0110 жыл бұрын
The ring at 1:50 is clearly MELTMAN! With the power to... MELT! Edit: and at 6:17, a mummy's favorite kind a music is clearly "wrap."
@desertdumitran8 жыл бұрын
I love to re-watch these poundland holiday specials each year.
@caseypierce27249 жыл бұрын
"Dare you open, IT'S A FUCKING PLASTIC BAG" ~Stewart Ashens, 2012
@jcrowley198511 жыл бұрын
That was actually HALF a hacksaw blade. Meaning there's still the other half out there waiting to be discovered. It's like a diabolical twist on Willy Wonka's golden tickets.
@SoFreshLSRP10 жыл бұрын
Boo-tiful. Boo as in what ghosts are supposed to say.
@forestfairbrother10 жыл бұрын
agred
@squidink75633 жыл бұрын
I wonder what ashens' dates are like, "oh what do you do?" "I've been reviewing toys and random junk for 15 years straight"
@PumpkinHeadJim8 жыл бұрын
that Halloween bag could practically be a fucking loot crate
@LaughingawaySquid8 жыл бұрын
you got death note at POUNDLAND?!!!? i paid nearly £20 for that when it came out D:
@LaughingawaySquid8 жыл бұрын
***** because im weaboo trash
@domb56407 жыл бұрын
So I'm not alone
@mihaelkYeah7 жыл бұрын
Luckily for me, they screened the live action thing at a crappy local sort of comic convention I went to all the way back in 2008, so I could see how rubbish it was before I decided to spend money on it. (and in doing so they also actually managed to spoil a ton of stuff to a painfully oblivious audience.)
@wolfyboy8 жыл бұрын
i think it's MORE creepy/worrying that ashens actually KNOWS the size of a 8 year old's brain, rather than the manufacturers, (most likely) guess work.
@thekingsman97739 жыл бұрын
"Soft Weirds Chew Bar, say Wicked Wally and Freaky Fra- oh bugger off."
@thekingsman97739 жыл бұрын
"Raspberry flavoured, crappy sweets"
@xMaugrex8 жыл бұрын
Ah, glowsticks. Reminds me of the day during my young and stupid childhood where I decided to chew on one. Thankfully, I at least knew to clean it all out of my mouth without swallowing any of it... Also, anyone point out yet that the Frankensign had two sets of metal bolts? One on the head, and one on the neck.
@ciaransmith54238 жыл бұрын
Omg I did that as well lol
@mrstank95278 жыл бұрын
sadly......same
@marcusortega138 жыл бұрын
+suckafatty69 what does it taste like
@mrstank95278 жыл бұрын
+Marcus Ortega shit you dont want in your mouth xD
@mrstank95277 жыл бұрын
Funniest shit ive read all day. Lol
@sync_v1.0.2710 жыл бұрын
He is saying boo as in scaring someone
@Deltakilladash10 жыл бұрын
But you looked fabulous with those hair extensions!
@maxmartinez149 жыл бұрын
"dare to open" " its just a fucking bag"
@JomasterTheSecond3 жыл бұрын
9:35 I can't believe Ashens predicted Billy Eylash.
@coreymeyer659 жыл бұрын
Just to let everyone know. Pontypool is actually a really good movie, (It's on Netflix) It sounds stupid but it's actually quite a breath of fresh air from the normal zombie films. I highly recommend watching it.
@ZacHawkins426 жыл бұрын
Havik M Good flick.
@pspence95694 жыл бұрын
The film also seems to think it's set in Canada.
@THISxGUYyXD10 жыл бұрын
ashens the master of sarcasm
@shadowman_448 ай бұрын
The hacksaw blade story is still one of the creepiest things I've ever heard online because it _almost_ matches that urban legend of "razor blades in candy".
@williamc20714 жыл бұрын
20 days till this vid is 7 years old
@fascistpartyofdeviantart91089 жыл бұрын
I actually saw that "Sparky's Big Adventure" thing once when it came out in 2006. It's a Michael Schelp movie. Schelp is best known for ripping off big-budget animated movies with direct-to-dvd knockoffs. For example, he made a movie called "An Ant's Life" to compete with "A Bug's Life". Anyway, the Sparky's Big Adventure DVD is part of his series of Cars ripoffs (yes, there are more than one), and if i remember correctly, it tries to teach kids about peer pressure and why they shouldn't talk to strangers. I think i remember a pretty weird moment where one of the characters is literally murdered on-screen after being lured into a car-compactor and having his/her wheels removed or something like that. Pretty harsh way to try to teach kids, but the movie is a piece of shit anyway. Oh, also, the way it tries to teach about peer pressure involves an adolescent car persuading a younger car to "trick his ride" (a car-themed euphemism for getting piercings), so he gets like 14 different hood ornaments and decals and whatnot.
@fascistpartyofdeviantart91089 жыл бұрын
***** I hope you have fun, XD. Keep in mind that my memory is a bit fuzzy and i might be exaggerating, but i contacted a friend who also saw the movie and says he remembers the same scenes. Also, i just remembered some part involving one of the antagonist vehicles smashing the protagonist's friend repeatedly while they are in an infamous area called "the badlands", well, that makes two onscreen murders in one kids' movie.
@BS27999 жыл бұрын
You just opened the Door to my childhood! An ants life, Sparky's big adventure, the Weird pig movie (charlottes web knockoff) where a bunch of snakes try to convince the main character to go into a meat processing factory, For some reason that really got to me as a kid...
@larrymantic2635 Жыл бұрын
@@fascistpartyofdeviantart9108 Unfortunately, that actually happened. But fortunately, the friend survived… somehow.
@HiHelloHi10 жыл бұрын
The weirdest thing happened to me when i was younger on halloween i bought some chips/crisps, I guess, from the store and when i opened the little halloween bag of potato goodness it contained loads of burnt and live ants but the box was fully sealed and the package.
@thebluewhale88914 жыл бұрын
Must've been shape shifters.
@313aak Жыл бұрын
I remember watching this when I was 5-6 now I'm 15 and coming back to watch this.. Good times
@2doot8 жыл бұрын
19:27 Sparky's Big Adventure... that one is the scariest of them all.
@xxCrapNamexx10 жыл бұрын
Ha, the silver skull part reminded me of the time when I managed to convince a squeamish girl to watch Hellraiser because I said it was just like 50 shades of grey.
@gwendolynwestwind97646 жыл бұрын
"That would save me so much time!" I laughed far, far too much at that line
@GlitchG00D510 жыл бұрын
that goddamn intro scared the hell outta me!
@lav3nd3rt0wn510 жыл бұрын
The hair extension picture :'D
@777NightHawk77710 жыл бұрын
They sold the deathnote movie for a fucking pound? Goddamn.
@skeletonthiever10 жыл бұрын
The Death Note films are quite bad compared to the anime. Live action films based on anime series' generally aren't that great.
@suitedjames10 жыл бұрын
***** And needless to say but the Avatar movie as well.
@leoellis676910 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is i live like 2 mins away from the 99p store
@heff40489 жыл бұрын
Skyjin he means the last Airbender avatar
@Mick_929 жыл бұрын
Funnily, that shitty wound thing looked pretty realistic on the thumbnail.
@notsoalex7 жыл бұрын
The memories.... I love Ashens videos.
@XxxFazeJustinxxXtoocool4u10 жыл бұрын
You earned yourself a subscribe that was HILARIOUS
@Ricochet166510 жыл бұрын
Bootiful day is supposed to be said: BOO!tiful day
@arualsuga11 жыл бұрын
I'm jealous that you have such an amazing range in your country! Here in Aus there's a piddly selection, and surprisingly the grocery store had the widest range of Halloween decorations/trinkets.
@eoghanmurphy640610 жыл бұрын
it means boo-tiful get it booo! ha ha ha
@joemorson777710 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised at how little people are saying this
@fasaf404410 жыл бұрын
Joe Morson Goddamn little people, am I right?
@Chaosian8 жыл бұрын
A pretty good list of movies at the end actually. I wouldn't mind that collection!
@vincentjpk10 жыл бұрын
Frankenstein is not the monster. Frankenstein is the scientist. I can just imagine the hate I'm going to get for being a smart ass
@dylanfer610 жыл бұрын
nobody cares.
@vincentjpk10 жыл бұрын
whos nobody? but im glad he cares =D
@inglebritt10 жыл бұрын
You're two years too late.
@vincentjpk10 жыл бұрын
i know :(
@omnitrix2010 жыл бұрын
But, by creating his monster, doesn't that also make HIM the monster?
@MrNeostatic9 жыл бұрын
Starting to think Ashens, solely, is keeping Poundland in business... >.>
@lily911098 жыл бұрын
"Next year I'm guessing footprints and noseprints" 9:11 Meanwhile in 2015...
@ebolaegg31838 жыл бұрын
What? What happened? TELL ME MINION
@lily911098 жыл бұрын
King Dork You'll have to watch the 2015 Halloween special.... OoooOOoOoo...
@ebolaegg31838 жыл бұрын
+Perry Johnjohn you fuck!!
@lily911098 жыл бұрын
FlufferHD Rants and Stuff did you watch it?
@ebolaegg31838 жыл бұрын
+Perry Johnjohn No, I haven't...
@F1Fan000110 жыл бұрын
I believe Colin has the world record for the lowest-budget for a officially released film ever at £45, thanks to out of date cameras, and getting everyone's mates involved. Also, Thorpe Park has that exact bloody candy bag for sale, but with Saw: The Ride packaging and a vastly inflated price tag
@ThereMayBeLions10 жыл бұрын
Silver Skull should be in more of these xD
@Regmou58 жыл бұрын
F*CKING INFLATABLE F*CKING DECORATIONS
@kryptonic7028 жыл бұрын
Is that a reference to the comment on the sodastream episode
@Yrenne8 жыл бұрын
+GeekLizard No, it's a reference to a FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN from one of the Lootcrate videos.
@_hotpocket2958 жыл бұрын
+GeekLizard no it's from one of the loot crates
@theonewhocannotsmell1278 жыл бұрын
Hey, watch your Fucking language.
@minerals44838 жыл бұрын
+3EyedFishPro. You watch your fucking language you fuck!!! Dont fucking swear!!!
@lizirace77965 жыл бұрын
Black Christmas is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. Amazing use of tension and suspense.
@himbalodzodenever9 жыл бұрын
Well this video was bootiful.
@Murdoch49311 жыл бұрын
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!! HOPE YOU GET LOTS O' TREATS!!!
@BenDover-it3qt10 жыл бұрын
You looked like Kurt Cobain with the hair extensions in.
@Fizzlecube9 жыл бұрын
The picture of you with the extensions was great :D Please do another one for 2015 ^^
@thesupergamingpie43337 жыл бұрын
bootiful is the word boo! and beautiful merged together
@willf.45904 жыл бұрын
9:35 Man, Billie Eilish has really let herself go.
@adintijerina75968 жыл бұрын
my gosh BOOtiful get it boo
@nat96618 жыл бұрын
+nicholas riveras he's just commenting about what the sign meant. lmao
@hypersix23238 жыл бұрын
+nicholas riveras ?
@Cooldude-wd9yt8 жыл бұрын
I agree with uhhhh fallout guy?
@adintijerina75968 жыл бұрын
+Diego Martinez oh
@Cooldude-wd9yt8 жыл бұрын
Lol I mean Adin Tijerina
@JesusChristismyLord3165 жыл бұрын
Watching you take the piss out of products is hilarious!! 😂 hahaha
@heythere51677 жыл бұрын
¡HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY!
@Hyaoo10 жыл бұрын
Bootiful as in Boo XD
@meganpound80668 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who laughed at Dr.Acula XD
@ex-surge8 жыл бұрын
Ashens you scared me by the scream at the beginning. lmao
@theroundduckman8 жыл бұрын
I actually freaked out when the vampire was shown, wasn't expecting it, lol. XD
@LdZet8 жыл бұрын
I still don't know WHY they made a movie of death-note with real people. it still hurts
@Bring-Me-Tea2 жыл бұрын
9:35 I can't believe you got Billie Eilish to be in your video, Stuart!
@stevendunkley88907 жыл бұрын
love your channel! i'm a proper poundland fan myself, impressed and diappointed wiyh their crap in equal measure! can't wait to see this years helloween range! :-)
@mintytheshade37548 жыл бұрын
You looked so amused in that pic XD
@KingLief759 жыл бұрын
Just want to point out- That 'Blood' liquid candy? It said it had E-129 in it. Which has been connected with cancer. And it was in a kid's candy. Humans are fucking awful things, aren't they?
@Dfrostme9 жыл бұрын
First humans are awful. Second, If it does have that then thank goodness I only use it for a costume piece.
@RadiantMantra9 жыл бұрын
That's why you don't drink blood children, you get the viruses from whoever used to have that blood
@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnngh9 жыл бұрын
We have kerbals here. I mean look at me!
@Ninjamohawk8 жыл бұрын
Go'on give the family a treat, give em a slice of Norfolk!
@kylecarracappa23127 жыл бұрын
That intro gets me everytime
@decapitronboy459 ай бұрын
I wish dollar stores in america had that same DVD selection since most of those movies are pretty good XD
@tim...8 жыл бұрын
so is poundland like Dollar Tree in the US?
@ongakuwotabeta7 жыл бұрын
YEP!
@TheSeMiMusic5 жыл бұрын
Or as Dollarama in Canada
@athenathegreatandpowerful63654 жыл бұрын
Only much, much better
@ethanol15862 жыл бұрын
9:35 omg how did he get the real Billie Eillish to be in the video 😱
@seanboy26039 жыл бұрын
I dk why but when the ring fell off I started crying with laughter
@spongiformencephalitis3 жыл бұрын
happy 2021!
@strobat403910 жыл бұрын
bootiful means boo-tiful boo as in scary they just said bootiful for a *cough* laugh.
@MayuhoHiruhota10 жыл бұрын
I was thinking since it is the last one, it was Boot-iful. As in... Boot. XD
@zurkburgerk85968 жыл бұрын
I've had one of those blood bags and it stained my teeth red for a day and it actually tasted so sweet that it was bitter. It was not pleasant. Don't recommend it.
@landofgrundo7 жыл бұрын
Everyone is talking about how the intro scared them but I somehow managed to tune it out completely when I was watching it.
@CoffeeSandwich6 жыл бұрын
Some of those movies are great
@1984potionlover8 жыл бұрын
It's a bloody pun, Ashens...Boo tiful, instead of beautiful.. you know boo...like ghosts would say? It's a bit of a reach using it with Frankenstein's monster..but perhaps that's the standard salutation among Hallowe'en monsters. Cheers. I enjoy your videos :)
@BlaizeTheDragon8 жыл бұрын
How he was saying it was focusing on the "boot" part. Regardless it makes absolutely no sense with the two phrases above it. Why go for a pun on only one of them? It's stupid and wrong and I hate everything that ever existed. As does Ashens.
@lyricsmaker71847 жыл бұрын
I
@JarredThegreatDahBoss7 жыл бұрын
kids in Africa could have eaten those sawblades!!!!
@theblufalcon40517 жыл бұрын
"I wonder what it is... I bet it's benito mussolini" i died
@sistaledaren10 жыл бұрын
Alot of the movies are actually good, some are even personal favorites
@carti96247 жыл бұрын
Wat u mean dare u open it ? It's just a fucking plastic bag 😂
@eviloz99059 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for Phantasm 5! Booooyyyy!
@FBjakesterFB5 жыл бұрын
ITS 2:23 AM AND UR INTRO MADE ME BITE MY CHEEK INSTEAD OF MY OREO
@tanialawrence38098 жыл бұрын
Looked in 99p store today (16/10/15) they are still selling the 'bootiful day' frankenstine hanger thing ... guess they couldn't shift them in 3 years!
@ambatufakinat9 жыл бұрын
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@sopersonictails9 жыл бұрын
How
@KingOfTheSoulSociety9 жыл бұрын
See kids this is a real troll!
@kattoprime84358 жыл бұрын
13:18 IT'S A SEPTIC EYE!!!!! Just me who made that connection? xD
@kattoprime84358 жыл бұрын
Okay, only if you do it first :)
@ethancone42414 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@jakeleathers85957 жыл бұрын
I've got something really astonishing for you next