OK, I watched Event Horizon and Sunshine back-to-back. If that's a crime, arrest me. Suggestions for videos where I don't cover my face with horrible grease are welcome.
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@RaymanRocks8222 жыл бұрын
Ironically, this mission should have been cancelled but the guy who organised it didn't want to lose face.
@Horatio7872 жыл бұрын
Face, the final frontier.
@darknesskingsized89962 жыл бұрын
That joke was cancerous
@tuumanka79742 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ooooneeee2 жыл бұрын
@@Horatio787 😂😂😂
@tanatos52 жыл бұрын
There was too much hubris involved if you ask me ;)
@DragonBreath30002 жыл бұрын
Noo he didn't have a chance to scatter the logs around the ship in such a way that who over follows the distress signal will hear them one by one in order, but only get to the last one that reveals the danger just as they are in danger them selves.
@106640guy2 жыл бұрын
The last log will be in the room with lots of health packs and ammo
@En_theo2 жыл бұрын
That or he could have crypted the message so that it would take precisely and conveniently 4 days to be decoded.
@leow1932 жыл бұрын
But at least he sent the Latin distress signal
@benholroyd52212 жыл бұрын
Surely the computer will be damaged and the logs will only be recovered slowly over a couple of days, in order.
@SsnakeBite2 жыл бұрын
It's okay, Captain Lane will do it!
@Sheriff_Bruce_Lee2 жыл бұрын
Captain: I tore off my own face. Deadman: You don't seem very upset. Captain: We were not close.
@TheBladeOfTheVoid2 жыл бұрын
They grew apart
@lemeres24782 жыл бұрын
I never really looked at the guy before, honestly.
@amadeusagripino68622 жыл бұрын
Captain Gunnar Gunnarsson
@user-tc9sk4ei9y2 жыл бұрын
"So this is where your nose is"
@olgierd.von.everec Жыл бұрын
Good sir, I totally died on that one!
@BigBad-Wolf2 жыл бұрын
But other than everyone being dead, were all the readings still within acceptable parameters?
@ABeckettKing2 жыл бұрын
Twist: they were.
@michelguevara1512 жыл бұрын
@@ABeckettKing I'm assuming that the rescue team suspected nothing due to acceptable parameter readings and happily sat down to eat their faces.
@lemeres24782 жыл бұрын
Enough that the faceless multinational/interplanetary corporation funding the mission wanted the rescue team to sacrifice as many members as possible to insure they get the readings of the parameters.
@romulusnr2 жыл бұрын
@@lemeres2478 Urmanian shop now have human face sandwich on menu
@kinagrill2 жыл бұрын
@@lemeres2478 Faceless cuz it was eaten? :P
@TheZetaKai2 жыл бұрын
"Oh, no! Stay back! Project Hubris doesn't have the special effects budget for the horror that I'm witnessing off-screen!"
@janeeyre19902 жыл бұрын
Lol. Reminds me of the original The Blob and how it all took place at night and in dark rooms, one might suspect because of a lack of budget for lighting. In one scene, the Blob conventionally turns the lights out at a doctor's office before it attacks.
@LordVader10942 жыл бұрын
@@janeeyre1990 "The original" as in the 50s one? Or are you talking about the 80s remake?
@Sashazur2 жыл бұрын
Big effects budget does not always (or often) equal good effects. There are a lot of movies where some things probably would actually *have* been more effective off screen.
@Ancarius2 жыл бұрын
That is simply not true! I am confident that we can use the budget we have to have amazing on-screen effects for Project Hubris. It will even be easy. The effects will even rival Avengers and Avatar!
@Dark_Peace2 жыл бұрын
Like the Joueur du Grenier said "If you can't see it, it ain't ugly"
@Sciaining2 жыл бұрын
"Don't... walk slowly towards me!" is the best line ever
@GandalfTheTsaagan2 жыл бұрын
What, he wanted him to walk FASTER towards him?
@matthewsandstrom21602 жыл бұрын
I would argue "there was a bit of face on the door handle" might rank a bit higher.
@vulps2 жыл бұрын
His "I'm overcome with female emotions" in the Film Noir video is a good contender, I would say.
@breadyegg2 жыл бұрын
It's certainly in the top 5,000
@soupalex2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewsandstrom2160 "broadcast a distress signal in latin" did it for me
@Joel-tm7xq2 жыл бұрын
"Project Hubris" is so bold and on-the-nose that it comes back around to being subtle and witty again, I love it
@ryanandrews77612 жыл бұрын
They tend to go with "Icarus" which yeah, they may as well just call it Hubris.
@aligallaton39782 жыл бұрын
The jarring cut from "Everything's fine" to "THE CAPTAIN HAS EATEN HIS OWN FACE" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
@madeleinewelch63162 жыл бұрын
Made even better by the end of that clip being so cheery.
@JoshStrifeHayes2 жыл бұрын
'Break them up and scatter them through the ship'. Make us whole again.
@Conargle2 жыл бұрын
great, now i want Alasdair to do a cameo in a log for the dead space reboot
@markdibuo37562 жыл бұрын
It’s not a reboot, it’s a remake.
@Conargle2 жыл бұрын
@@markdibuo3756 im not gonna argue with a pedant in the youtube comments.
@bezoznaught52612 жыл бұрын
I hope they make dead space 4 and have this guy be all of the characters
@Feasco2 жыл бұрын
Well they have to, because in the future data storage devices can only hold up the a minute of recorded media
@RamseyDewey2 жыл бұрын
I love that the crew was comprised of both British and American actors. Best line ever.
@camelopardalis842 жыл бұрын
Weird there wasn't a crew member with a clear Russian accent. Guess this wasn't a story about how we should all get along in the face of a common threat. Covid has shattered that illusion.
@justvid3662 жыл бұрын
@@camelopardalis84as a Russian, I think that мы должны сплотиться перед лицом общей угрозы!!
@camelopardalis842 жыл бұрын
@@justvid366 Сильные мира сего показали, что не готовы к этому.
@justvid3662 жыл бұрын
@@camelopardalis84 I disagree, товарищ! We must unite!
@camelopardalis842 жыл бұрын
@@justvid366 Haha, I guessed that word correctly. I even looked at it, but it didn't look like that word. (I can decipher the Cyrillic alphabet a little bit.) And you are right, we must unite. But we first have to eat a couple of people.
@JeanLucPicard852 жыл бұрын
Sweet mother of milkshakes. I need two scientists engaged in an intense rivalry, one profound psychologist, a tough guy and one android. We're going in! We're gonna find those audio logs even if it takes us 12 levels and over 37 minutes of cutscenes.
@michelguevara1512 жыл бұрын
I'd eat my own face to be on that team!
@boydsinclair76062 жыл бұрын
@@michelguevara151 I already did! 😶
@chesterstevens88702 жыл бұрын
*_*KZZT*_* _"Tough Guy's radio log. The vaguely-ethnic female scientist with the British accent and the androgynous synthetic human went to go check out the medical bay with conspicuously laid out surgical equipment, myself and the American scientist with a known history of shady government connections went to check out the eerie cathedral-like engine core with poor lighting. I don't know what it is about this place, but it makes me think back to my hastily referenced background in the questionably ethical private security sector. I can't help but feel like my mistakes are coming back to bite me in the ass in poetic fashion very soon. Tough Guy out."_ *_*KZZT*_*
@boydsinclair76062 жыл бұрын
@@chesterstevens8870 we found this message from Tough Guy, and these bits of Tough Guy are spread evenly throughout the hallway. We're proceeding inside, I'm going to use the bits like breadcrumbs to mark our path
@lemeres24782 жыл бұрын
Skip. Skip. skip. Skip. There. Now it is reduced to 4 minutes of first lines from each cutscene.
@toxaq2 жыл бұрын
I went through the academy with Deadman. I’ve never seen someone so driven before and it was only after our final exam I found out why. Seems his own father disappeared on the infamous Project Icarus. That was why he was first to sign up for Project Hubris, as it was in the same sector Icarus lost contact.
@lemeres24782 жыл бұрын
Project Icarus was a mission to get parameter readings on Mercury. However, tragically, they overshot the planet and ended up flying too close to the sun. I hear that the space suits were not up to regulation, and the visors had no UV shielding. Supposedly, everyone's faces were fried to a crispy, delicious golden brown.
@s.m.25232 жыл бұрын
Was it before of after they lost contact with project Babel ? But I have a good feeling about Starship Titanic and Dyson sphere Jericho.
@notsure95192 жыл бұрын
Yes, i don't understand how is it that all those proyects founded by Azrael Labs (a subsidiary of Morningstar inc.) ended up so badly.
@Nikki_the_G2 жыл бұрын
@@notsure9519 lol
@ineptwizzard2 жыл бұрын
That is Project Icarus that was the one went looking for what happened to Project Prometheus?
@murdomaclachlan2 жыл бұрын
The message at the end, "Tuam faciem manduca", translates from Latin to "Eat your face". Brilliant.
@lud34452 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone already had the answer.
@RemyNote2 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too!
@dingdongshush2 жыл бұрын
Needs to be memed
@Arvaniz2 жыл бұрын
Hahahhaa. I was about to put the same thing... I guess I'm late! ;-)
@DoctorNemmo2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know Latin, but I understood it.
@slotzoffuntrue2 жыл бұрын
Poor Deadman, maybe if he had longingly rewatched his wife and/or children's birthday tapes some more, things could have been different
@SsnakeBite2 жыл бұрын
Weird that he was watching his wife's birthday tape.
@matbroomfield2 жыл бұрын
ROFL!
@glowstoneunknown2 жыл бұрын
@@SsnakeBite well people have more than 1 birthday in their lifetimes you know
@funcats19992 жыл бұрын
Literallly!!
@krashd2 жыл бұрын
@@SsnakeBite Is it not acceptable to record a woman's birthday?
@5MadMovieMakers2 жыл бұрын
What if project Hubris is still on track, because the crew's death was project Hubris all along
@ShawndaPrawn2 жыл бұрын
What if project hubris was the friends we made along the way?
@Candlemancer Жыл бұрын
@@ShawndaPrawn Project Hubris was the faces we ate along the way
@zeynaviegas Жыл бұрын
project hubris was the acceptable parameters we made along the way
@alexanderackerman3807 Жыл бұрын
Given how in most media everything is "still going according to a plan" even though the villains entire army has been defeated it probably is
@trixylizard6970 Жыл бұрын
Directed by Shamalamadingdong
@philipstevenson51662 жыл бұрын
Resolving Latin diphthongs is always a problem with mixed British / American crews. In the original script they were eating their faeces.
@zantas-handle2 жыл бұрын
Genius comment!
@sarahvegangarden48222 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh out loud! Thank you!
@Georgieastra11 ай бұрын
I think your wil find they were eating their fasces...
@leightonpetty48172 жыл бұрын
If Sci-Fi has taught me anything, naming your project after a religious/mythological concept that is tangentially-related to your experiment is the fastest way to a grotesque death
@benholroyd52212 жыл бұрын
Event Horizon? Heart of Gold?
@themurrrr2 жыл бұрын
@@benholroyd5221 These names both have mythological roots…. i am sure of it
@PALACIO2542 жыл бұрын
So project "Ave Maria" is doomed?
@benholroyd52212 жыл бұрын
@@themurrrr Ah yes. the Event Horizon is a reference to Zeus's Filofax
@Netvoxer2 жыл бұрын
You should choose a more family-friendly name, like Project Oedipus.
@Alex_Eder2 жыл бұрын
You know it's over for the guy when he starts talking about his family back home
@rykehuss34352 жыл бұрын
Death flag
@hazukichanx4082 жыл бұрын
"Good thing I'm just a few days from retirement up here."
@iainmcdonald90322 жыл бұрын
Has there ever been an example, parody or otherwise, where a side character says that and actually lives at the end.
@Nat-ri3ip2 жыл бұрын
Well, the only advantages of being in a space ship/station is that you're allowed to talk about your family as long as you spend a lot of time watching video of them.
@alecLogan2 жыл бұрын
And you know that he doesn’t know it’s already too late when he doesn’t know whether he has a wife, children, or both.
@nicoletheowl6912 жыл бұрын
So comforting to know that some people are vigilant and enthusiastic enough not to get distracted from their projects only because someone ate their own face. Now that's what I call work ethic!
@mattmorehouse9685 Жыл бұрын
Yah. Kids these days would be all "Oh, my God, the captain just ate his own face! I need time off and psychological treatment." Back when I went on long trips through the interstellar void for hush hush scientific experiments for shady conglomerates, I got my work done! Even after that event in '256, where the captain got impregnated by that alien, then started talking about the return of the elder beings and scrawling runes on the walls with his own blood. I just told him to knock it off and get back to work.
@bigpapamagoo86962 жыл бұрын
‘I think it was just one of those days, when voices are raised, faces are eaten...’ Yeah, I feel that. Some days really do be like that.
@saraghhh2 жыл бұрын
This is why I avoid all games of Buckaroo
@shoelicker2 жыл бұрын
Outstanding move
@richbuilds_com2 жыл бұрын
It should come with a safety warning!
@theblacklapinou2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the most dangerous game isn't knife-tennis after all?
@markbuckley51092 жыл бұрын
Those of us that enjoy the dark side have moved on to.... Hungry Hippos
@kinagrill2 жыл бұрын
@@richbuilds_com Caution - may cause sudden onset of violence and auto-cannibalism of one's own face.
@vojtaliska14302 жыл бұрын
"Where we're going, we won't need face" - Dr. Weir
@notsteve59272 жыл бұрын
I was hoping that someone would reference that movie
@rachaelknudsen88012 жыл бұрын
What movie, please?
@ThreadBomb2 жыл бұрын
@@rachaelknudsen8801 Event Horizon. I think the original quote was something like "Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."
@rachaelknudsen88012 жыл бұрын
@@ThreadBomb Thanks. I recognized it as a variant of the Back to the Future line, "Where we're going, we won't need roads." Might need to check out Event Horizon.
@bauul.2 жыл бұрын
@@rachaelknudsen8801 I guess the difference is that Doc Brown hadn't torn the road out with his bare hands when he said that, unlike poor Sam Neill.
@dylanleeman18412 жыл бұрын
"an/or children" is an underrated line
@limbo5762 жыл бұрын
"there was a bit of face on the door handle" 🤣 Can relate, especially public restrooms
@wjzav19712 жыл бұрын
"Also, I will write some very vague warnings on the walls of the ship with my own blood and distribute the most essential log recordings in the most distant and hardest to reach sections of the ship. And of course the distress signal will not contain any concrete information which would let any approaching ship know not to get onboard this ship."
@Catzen1232 жыл бұрын
I'm a rescue team member, we already got onboard. Wait, I see someone there... There is a survivor! It's the captain! There is something strange about him, he definitely needs medical assistance. Let's transfer him onto our own ship
@wjzav19712 жыл бұрын
@@Catzen123 And also lets ignore all quarantine and safety procedures
@caav562 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the end of "Alien Cargo", where the very distress signal SSS-17 sends out clearly notifies of biohazard onboard.
@balecalduin19932 жыл бұрын
I had good feelings about Officer Deadman and Project Hubris. I didn't see that twist.
@boydsinclair76062 жыл бұрын
One of our best, on the most secret mission, with our most experimental technology? Mixed accents and everything. How did it go wrong? Get me our second best crew, and that other ship we made, the one we made even thou the first mission was planned flawlessly and we didn't need it. Until now. We can't make a third. There's no time to explain this all now, take these instructions, maps, plans for tools and weapons, ammo and resources and scatter them all around the ship and I'll get the scientist who designed this thing in the first place. 🤔
@alexanderadavar64392 жыл бұрын
Tuam faciem manduca means "eat your face" in Latin XD Also loving the blatant Event Horizon references in this one!
@rhydermike2 жыл бұрын
"...anyway, I said to him: 'You know it's not a good idea to set the code to the weapons locker to 54321', but he wouldn't listen to me."
@istachi2 жыл бұрын
And then leave a note with the code on it in a room that has nothing to do with the security chief or the weapons locker itself
@SomeDumbKid12 жыл бұрын
In Dead Space there's a video log by a guy who's bleeding out and he shows you a way to kill the monsters. What a chad. Way to actually use your dying message for something useful.
@cdru5152 жыл бұрын
In fact, the message appears in the first Dead Space halfway or so through the game. And then Isaac saves it to rewatch it in Dead Space 2
@felynecomrade2 жыл бұрын
@@cdru515 And he's not just rewatching it to remind himself. He already knows what it teaches. He has allies that he's sending it to, for their benefit. A really clever way to re-use something in a way that makes perfect sense in the story, and therefore doesn't to seem patronising to devoted fans.
@65-bitgamer2 жыл бұрын
@@cdru515 no I’m pretty sure he finds it in dead space 2. 1 I’m pretty sure didn’t let you throw limbs back at enemies for impalement. It’s in 3 where he is with a crew who hasn’t dealt with necromorphs, he says something like “hey, I found this video log back on Titan station, it showed me this trick that helped me save a helluva lot of ammunition, I’ll share it with yall.”
@65-bitgamer2 жыл бұрын
And they even hint at the effectiveness of it because this guy, who literally has no weapons, and is most likely a civi, was able to get quite far just by using it.
@predictless10092 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Ishimura's crew just straight sent video and message like "it's all fucking monsters and shit. stay away. nuke us". And then Isaac and his crew, and everyone else, stay safe.
@TheCarbonatedMan2 жыл бұрын
Imagine the hubris of attempting to face such things with a vaguely international cast when you have a loving wife and or children at home.
@robk90502 жыл бұрын
Loss of face is key here
@Owl_bee2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps we can still learn a thing or two from Project Hubris, tragically cut short though it was.
@st4ne4rmthevill632 жыл бұрын
This comment. This is gold.
@KillahMate2 жыл бұрын
@@Owl_bee I think it's a good idea to gather as much information as we can from Project Hubris, so that we can perhaps try to recreate it several years later with an entirely new vaguely international cast, and - depending on the original's reception - potentially a larger budget.
@fredneecher17462 жыл бұрын
Imagine the captain attempting to face things.
@tholgrimstonebeard59432 жыл бұрын
I thought that Hubrus was going to be doomed, but readings were still within acceptable parameters. Brilliant! Good show!
@UnofficialCyane2 жыл бұрын
That contrast of how the script doesn't take itself seriously at all, versus the amazing acting and visual effects is hilarious. "my wife and/or children" killed me
@thrillbilldeluxe2 жыл бұрын
Ahh the cutscenes from EA's new game - DeadFace
@halomika49732 жыл бұрын
Now available for $79.99 Each of the three dlc is $29.99 With you having to unlock each of the 15 short missions for 4.99
@halomika49732 жыл бұрын
PS: Online Multiplayer delayed till December 2022, sold separately
@leetri2 жыл бұрын
Face sold separately for $9.99. Every time your face gets ripped off you need to buy a new one.
@halomika49732 жыл бұрын
@@leetri EA wants to know your location (for positive reasons)
@Circuitssmith2 жыл бұрын
You mean Mass Effect: Andromeda?
@dareka94252 жыл бұрын
I wanted to rewatch Event Horizon and perhaps finally watch Sunshine. However, this video summary saved me a couple of hours of my life.
@themurrrr2 жыл бұрын
Sunshine was very pretty. Loved the cinematography. Watch it while doing something else. Just keep checking up to see the visuals 🤣
@JosephDavies2 жыл бұрын
This video saved you a lot of suffering.
@SamAronow2 жыл бұрын
Don't listen to the haters; _Sunshine_ is great if you love both _Silent Running_ and _The Exorcist._
@Jzscrstsprstr2 жыл бұрын
Both are good.
@frontiergibberish2 жыл бұрын
The first half of Sunshine was great, the second half dropped the ball somewhat but enjoyable nonetheless.
@ojwh19332 жыл бұрын
"Petty officer, John Deadman. Personal log. Project Hubris is well under way." Less than 5 seconds and you packed that many jokes in. This video is so tightly written. Great job with all of these videos the past couple of months (and to many before that; I just happen to be catching up). "The only thing that remains for me to do is split up these logs and scatter them throughout the ship" Having just finished a videogame that was very along these lines, all I can say is... yeah, I know right.
@guyofminimalimportance72 жыл бұрын
The little digital artifacts making noise for no other reason than to be scary is such a perfect detail.
@fakeigniz132 жыл бұрын
Always scatter the logs around randomly, but also somehow in a way that when they're found, you'll find the one that reveals why things have gone wrong last.
@ArchieRatsworth2 жыл бұрын
Clutched in the hand of a corpse tucked behind a door in a room that was sealed off, with the instructions on how to use the device in that room because the dead guy was dying too much to finish the job himself. The rest of the logs are the last survivor leaving notes as he tried to fix everything himself so he can write a report later. (The access pipes are filled with gore and the gore is growing eyes and teeth. I'd hate to be the one to purge those pipes. I might have to if I'm going to get to the controls for the electic passcard system. I'll worry about that if my top clearance access card stops working. Code 1984 Alpha Lambda is the override password.) And then you have to fight a pipe monster. Cafeteria is full of people who got infected with the sludge? Log by the the cafe door, talking about the food dispensor's source tank and how it might have been contaminated. Optional task later to dose the tank with the cure and save a room full of people for the secret ending. Log in the captain's chair, survivor goofing off in the control room for stress relief, and then talking about how the captain was flirting with him and explained all the controls. He's thinking of forcing the ship to blow up but he knows this could happen again so he has to preserve evidence. The process is X Y Z in case he changes his mind.
@emlmm882 жыл бұрын
Scatter them around in a narratively compelling order.
@jocosesonata2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they're all found out of sequence.
@parsoniareigns2 жыл бұрын
How considerate to spread the log books out. Rescue crews appreciate that.
@michelguevara1512 жыл бұрын
especially after collecting bits of face everywhere.
@parsoniareigns2 жыл бұрын
@@michelguevara151 off course. The collections found, are then collected, bound and become facebook..
@zigzaghyena2 жыл бұрын
@@parsoniareigns Some real Meta jokes here.
@MythicFox2 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see, that's brilliant, by speeding up Event Horizon so it only lasts a minute and a half you avoid the copyright bots.
@peterclarke72402 жыл бұрын
"I must break up these logs and scatter them about the ship..." Reminded me immediately of Yahtzee Crowshaw's pisstake song about lazy videogame plot contrivances, "Random Documents and Audio Logs." 😂
@Alsetman2 жыл бұрын
John Deadman must come from a long, proud line of Deadmen.
@wjzav19712 жыл бұрын
His ancestors were part of the Magellan expedition, the Roanoke Colony, the Scott Expedition and worked at Harrisburg, Fukushima, Chernobyl and the Titanic.
@hazukichanx4082 жыл бұрын
Well, we all come from a long line of dead men when you think about it. Oh my gosh - even me! D=
@ayylmao5752 жыл бұрын
WJ ZAV I heard he’s related to the Gunnarsonn’s, you couldn’t ask for better relatives then that.
@thedarklrd6714 Жыл бұрын
A story about a cursed bloodline where a man is destined to die each generation in various historic disasters
@jonathancarlson61272 жыл бұрын
And after finding these videos, the rescue team feels they need to investigate into “Project Hubris” deeper. Perhaps start their own game of Buckaroo and they *DEFINITELY* don’t need to leave.
@65-bitgamer2 жыл бұрын
Behold the plot of dead space.
@Sashazur2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they’ll just mop up the bits of face that are here and there and reboot the ship’s computer and ask it about Project Hubris. That’ll go well.
@willfoltz2 жыл бұрын
@@65-bitgamer In fairness to Dead Space, its less that they choose not to leave and more that they can't. They fuck up the ship on entry so they have to find a new ship first.
@hotelmario5102 жыл бұрын
"Just right off in the middle of a game of Buckaroo" genuinely sounds like a quote from _The Day Today_
@613harbinger3162 жыл бұрын
It would've been called Project Icarus, but that name was already taken for the ship sent out to explore some rumors about Cthulu-esque ruins on a literally dark planet in the other direction.
@b0gdyb0ta2 жыл бұрын
Day 2: "The captain ate his own face. So what? The project is going according to plan, as the captain's face was not the reason why he was hired. I'll have no nepotism in space!"
@szepi792 жыл бұрын
It's so nice to see that Gunnar Gunnarsonn achieved so much... I mean an astronaut! That's something.
@DemonicNightmare2 жыл бұрын
This is actually Gunnar Gunnarsonn's grandson, Gunnar Deadmen (nee Gunnarsonsonson). He took his wife's last name. I'm sure his grandfather is very proud!
@BenGras2 жыл бұрын
@@DemonicNightmare gunnfather
@DemonicNightmare2 жыл бұрын
@@BenGras that was gunnar gunnarson's father, tho i guess that makes him deadman's great gunnfather xD
@jameswoodard43042 жыл бұрын
I love the little brain fart when your brain automatically tries to imagine how "eating one's own face" works and sends back "Error: Does not compute."
@RFC351415 күн бұрын
That was the only thing that saved the ship's computer from eating its _own_ face as well.
@TheFren2 жыл бұрын
EVENT HORIZON traumatized me for decades. This was the healing I needed. Thanks ABK. ❤🖤
@Grim_Beard2 жыл бұрын
Still a smarter crew member than anyone in _Alien: Covenant_ .
@azerian7962 жыл бұрын
Pretty much any horror movie protag is smarter than them
@hiltonian_12602 жыл бұрын
Alien Covenant was a teenagers-go-to-remote-cabin slasher film with an overlay of sci-fi. To predict their next move you just had to ask, “What is the most obviously stupid thing they could do?”
@_Stormfather2 жыл бұрын
@@hiltonian_1260 oh so it's like Game of Thrones, except instead of obviously stupid, they always do whatever is the worst possible thing a person could do
@Brandanus2 жыл бұрын
@@hiltonian_1260 we always wanted to know who and where those "90% can't solve this puzzle" are
@RFC-35142 жыл бұрын
Or _Prometheus._
@terra_the_nightingale1352 жыл бұрын
Calling it “Project Hubris” is also a genius name on ABK’s part considering the lesson of most messed up rocket ship in space films.
@C.I...2 жыл бұрын
?? It's literally the main joke.
@terra_the_nightingale1352 жыл бұрын
@@C.I... yes
@terra_the_nightingale1352 жыл бұрын
@UCCucd5q0MkLI__B3VtXvn1Q “we’ve named it Narcissus after it’s heavily detailed perfected planning, nothing can pass through our ingenious design.”
@C.I...2 жыл бұрын
@@terra_the_nightingale135 You're acting like you found a hidden connection nobody else did, when it's literally the central conceit of the video. Woah, so amazing that he called the video "man who is about to die in space", considering the fact that he is in space, and dies!
@stefangadshijew16822 жыл бұрын
@@C.I... Come on, you're right, but you're also kind of mean. Let him be happy with his finding. :) My brother once watched a silly TV show where somebody was obviously traiterous and my brother picked up on that and loudly proclaimed it. He thought he was clever for finding out, but the TV people made this traitor look sketchy on purpose. I was a bit annoyed, but later I thought, hey, my brother had lots of fun and was completely immersed in the show, that is a good thing! Wish you a good day. :)
@KindredBrujah2 жыл бұрын
When you said the captain had eaten his face then continued on about Project Hubris being on-track, I died from laughter. Which is better than dying in space.
@istachi2 жыл бұрын
The captain had eaten his own face, oh no! Anyway..
@thefuturemrs.billhader57672 жыл бұрын
Gosh, this man is so brilliant. I wish someone would fund him to do these vids once a week...hell, once a day. I guess I'll have to eat my face off while I wait. #hungryformorealisdair
@jonathancampbell52312 жыл бұрын
The most realistic part was that a game of buckaroo drove someone completely insane
@RamseyDewey2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!!! Every sci-fi survival horror space movie ever. I love it!
@TheCakeIsntReal2 жыл бұрын
More precisely Event Horizon by Paul WS Anderson
@ThreadBomb2 жыл бұрын
Also various video games.
@dwarrow252 жыл бұрын
Specifically System Shock 2 and Dead Space.
@j-mshistorycorner69322 жыл бұрын
@@TheCakeIsntReal That's what I was thinking.
@GaldirEonai2 жыл бұрын
@@dwarrow25 And parts of ME2, pretty much every game in the Alien(s) franchise ever and countless other games.
@Taverens_Pull2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I can't wait for this new space FPS game. Hu-brace. The graphics engine is working so smoothly I swear that that's an actual ginger playing John Deadman and not just bits of code. And the interior of the International Vaguely space craft is so well rendered.
@jimmylebaron58942 жыл бұрын
The compositing on these videos is really quite impressive for short, silly skits (in general actually) The green screening is well done with intentional lighting and color matching after the fact! Cheers to that mate 🥂
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks to whoever found all these logs scattered around the ship and compiled them conveniently for us watching here on KZfaq. Wait, what am I doing to my face!
@Howlrunner822 жыл бұрын
"You know, voices are raised, faces are eaten" 🤣🤣🤣
@MidgarMerc2 жыл бұрын
I like how his ability to get into the reactor room was only thwarted by the handle being icky
@michelhv2 жыл бұрын
The best ever summary of Danny Boyle’s Sunshine!
@nicholasdanner6282 жыл бұрын
One of the many projects I came up with during lockdown to keep me sane was a spoof of the space horror genre called I Don’t Want to Die in Space, the level at which you beat me to it (writing, acting, heck even the title) all I can say is well done sir
@christophersanders32522 жыл бұрын
Watch space mistakes by SNL. They aren't usually funny but this sketch had my whole family crying.
@DerAykac2 жыл бұрын
Don´t be that harsh to yourself. I thought your short sci-fi short was good.
@funcats19992 жыл бұрын
That sounds sick!!
@SurprisinglyDeep2 жыл бұрын
Can I see your project? Also is this like a videogame or novel or short video or what?
@TulilaSalome2 жыл бұрын
I could see a board game, or a card game a la Munchkin with that name.
@saoirsedeltufo74362 жыл бұрын
Damn, who could have forseen that Project Hubris would fail?
@oldvlognewtricks2 жыл бұрын
Nonsense - it didn’t fail! It was merely a minor setback and provided valuable data… Which I am setting up a team to retrieve…
@Catzen1232 жыл бұрын
@@oldvlognewtricks count me in! I've already promised to my pregnant wife that it will be my last space mission, and after that we are going to live long and happy life together.
@jamesbuildwise91412 жыл бұрын
Holy crap my man, you went from a couple hundreds subs to 238,000 in less than a year! Bravo!
@ABeckettKing2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@averieaurelia65052 жыл бұрын
Goddamn.. How do you only have 234k Subs... This is the best goddamn stuff on youtube.. Thank you, for giving me entertainment, whilst i wait for passengers to arrive, so i can begin preperations to take off... Thank you, Alasdair Beckett-King, for quality Entertainment. You saved the pilot industry
@johnnylaw81682 жыл бұрын
Never clicked on a video so fast
@daverage47292 жыл бұрын
That line about scattering the logs about the ship...Having flashbacks to every space/horror game I ever played. Lol!
@rusticgiraffe42622 жыл бұрын
Project Hubris is maybe the most clever thing I’ve heard in months.
@boudicaastorm45402 жыл бұрын
I love these videos. Not only for the satisfyingly on-point parodies, tropes, etc., but for the amazing comments so many people respond with as well :D
@MuffinHunterX2 жыл бұрын
We should launch an investigation. Captain Pathos is perfect for the job. She's a no nonsense former Russian military vet who is estranged from her son, hates space and may be bisexual.
@Somnogenesis2 жыл бұрын
When you say military vet, she looked after the army dogs and horses, that sort of thing, right...?
@MuffinHunterX2 жыл бұрын
@@Somnogenesis oh gawd that's even better.
@JimNorth21722 жыл бұрын
Quick, someone get Jane Lynch or Helen Mirren on the phone!
@nicholasvinen2 жыл бұрын
Does she have a shaved head and endless magazines in her plasma rifle?
@HiperPivociarz2 жыл бұрын
Noo, I loved Deadman! I loved the way he acted needlessly passive-aggressive and hostile towards the main character for no apparent reason in the way only he could!
@alderdash2469 Жыл бұрын
Every time I wander by and watch this again, I really want to watch the full film.
@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays2 жыл бұрын
The premise for so many computer games, I love it.
@flying-cacti2 жыл бұрын
I like how the video distorts when he doesn't speak. *How Polite!*
@ieatpeopleand2 жыл бұрын
Tuam Faciem Manduca Translate: Eat Your Face
@SekaiNoGaijin2 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant, every line is so packed!
@Fiddleback2 жыл бұрын
Now look. I don't want to complain or anything. I mean, you do a really good job and you work very hard at these things and I really appreciate that. But, you've goofed. It's not a major goof and probably you have your own reasons for doing so, but there's no way Petty Officer Deadman is in the right colored uniform. I mean, granted, it's a slightly different genre, but still...
@essidus2 жыл бұрын
I would 100% play this FMV.
@michelguevara1512 жыл бұрын
I can taste my face now!
@0utOfSkill2 жыл бұрын
"That message was sent from the UNS Chungus about 4 days ago, after that their radio went dark."
@Saint_Wolf_2 жыл бұрын
We'll send UNS Gunnar Gunnarsonson to inspect what happened instead of dragging the ship to see what happen.
@dingdongshush2 жыл бұрын
UNS Gunner Gunnorsonson just went dark.
@ChristophS2 жыл бұрын
@@Saint_Wolf_ haha that killed me
@KlaraL-_- Жыл бұрын
"And maybe send out a distress signal in Latin." 🤣🤣 That made me absolutely screech-laugh, because it reminded me of Event Horizon!!
@Nikki_the_G2 жыл бұрын
"Voiced were raised, faces were eaten"... understandable, happens to the best of us! RIP Deadman.
@zoekm2 жыл бұрын
I prefer the sequel, Guys Who Are About To Die In Spaces.
@MarcoKlammer2 жыл бұрын
Sounds more like a prequel
@sillyfegart54552 жыл бұрын
@@MarcoKlammer sequel-prequel
@samlerf2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but the manga was better, though. The film even left out the character of Captain Shitweasel
@Somnogenesis2 жыл бұрын
I'm awaiting the fourth sequel/semi-reboot, _The_ Guy Who Is About To Die In Space.
@hafirenggayuda2 жыл бұрын
Come on, the sequel is should be named "Guys who about to die because they met another guys who already died, in Spaces"
@nopewmopan2 жыл бұрын
A. This is brilliant. B. I loved Event Horizon. C. I need to watch Sunshine.
@wildman20122 жыл бұрын
My God, I'm just seeing this transmission now! This distress signal is 3 days old! Bloody hell, I should have subscribed!
@cannibalbananas2 жыл бұрын
Finally! A sequel to Event Horizon 👏👏👏👍
@alexsummers91402 жыл бұрын
You forgot. We Americans like British actors who speak with an American accent, and we tolerate easily American actors (who are not classically trained) who speak with a bad British accent.
@beatrizvignoli40532 жыл бұрын
"...giving everything a vaguely international feel". LOL
@TulilaSalome2 жыл бұрын
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. But I still sometimes have dreams of the Prince of Thieves... Oh Lawd.
@janeeyre19902 жыл бұрын
@@SpecialSalads , not true anymore. Canada has a thriving film and tv industry. And more recently, South Korean filmmakers have been putting out amazing stuff that has reached international audiences, especially in the horror and thriller genres. In terms of television, I would say the UK certainly rivals the US in terms of comedy, or live comedy formats like panel shows. And the Taskmaster format has now been exported to all of Scandinavia, New Zealand, Spain, etc., despite failing to get a foothold in the US. I am born and raised in the US and don't like how corrupt my country is. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. I encourage everyone to support non-US media.
@alexsummers91402 жыл бұрын
@@SpecialSalads We cringe a little too, especially when we can do better without a language coach from Hollywood.
@Sashazur2 жыл бұрын
I've been watching enough British and Aussie and Kiwi TV shows that I'm starting to get good at noticing when they're trying to fake an American accent.
@joshuagrahm36072 жыл бұрын
The names you come up with for your vids are fantastic. Gunar Gunarsonson, Insalubrious, and the Hubris - perfection.
@justinroberti2 жыл бұрын
In the director's cut there is a scene with Deadman looking at a picture of his wife and Janey, his daughter with braces on her legs for undisclosed reasons, and he tells them he's comin' home. A good character moment so we really feel it when he eats his own face. Poor Janie, never get those braces off now.
@marcocappelli22362 жыл бұрын
Oh, that explains System Shock very well... Specially the scattering logs.
@loommovies2 жыл бұрын
I can‘t wait to see the rescue mission.
@thechapelperilous2 жыл бұрын
Board the ship without scanning it properly, send in the most aggressive and cynical crew members. Have them split up. Works every time.
@Charlie-vp5tn2 жыл бұрын
@@thechapelperilous don't forget about one person who is immortal and too powerful, he will save the day and be the last survivor
@michelguevara1512 жыл бұрын
@@Charlie-vp5tn despite eating his own face.
@redsquirrelftw2 жыл бұрын
Project Hubris II: Facing the aftermath
@Lenosallose2 жыл бұрын
Is this the guy who walk up to mysterius alien artifacts and touches them? Whose father is just a working class engineer with no surname?
@nicholasvinen2 жыл бұрын
Must be his descendant. A bit like Blackadder.... IN SPAAAACE!
@PONR20062 жыл бұрын
I love that this was very specifically Event Horizon while also being universal for the genre.
@hoabinh5552 жыл бұрын
Every now and then I go back to watch this one again and I still giggle every time. Thank you ABK.
@Giantwaspface2 жыл бұрын
Is he related to Officer Deadman, the US cop just two days from retirement?
@eienvine Жыл бұрын
Poor Officer Deadman. He was so looking forward to retirement with his school teacher wife. He was one of the good ones, you know?
@champagne.future52482 жыл бұрын
Scientists seriously need to stop naming their projects “Hubris”. They never end well
@BenMarcWilliams2 жыл бұрын
Oh, and I suppose we shouldn't have called the ship the U.S.S. Icarus, either?
@EGRJ2 жыл бұрын
@@BenMarcWilliams I'm not sure if you actually realize that's a Stargate Universe reference. Because they started at Icarus Base.
@BenMarcWilliams2 жыл бұрын
@@EGRJ I did not realize that. Why would you ever name something that?
@simpleminded1uk2 жыл бұрын
@@BenMarcWilliams maybe it was too close to the sun?
@simpleminded1uk2 жыл бұрын
@@BenMarcWilliams maybe it was too close to the sun?
@vulps2 жыл бұрын
I love the popping lightbulb at the beginning, it manages to be both ominous and hilarious.
@secretscarlet8249 Жыл бұрын
I still come back to this from time to time. The subtle line of "wife and/or children" always makes me chuckle. 🤣
@teyrasiridae47042 жыл бұрын
Libera te tutemet ex inferis! Immediately thought Event Horizon before reading the description haha. Well done.
@andy86i2 жыл бұрын
All the science, I don’t understand.
@camilogarciaylasaari18572 жыл бұрын
And I think it's gonna be a long long time Til touchdown brings me round again to find I've got no face and I can't get back home Oh no, no, no I am John Deadman
@BertoxolusThePuzzled2 жыл бұрын
"Project hubris is on track" you got me, well done sir...
@toastgown2 жыл бұрын
“Project Hubris” is the best description I’ve ever heard for the projects that tend to be the catalyst of these films 😂