Accursed Humans | HFY | A short Sci-Fi Story

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SciFi Stories

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5 ай бұрын

Just a short and entertaining story...
The following was posted by "Random Death Star-Sized Sapient Disco Ball of Tzeentch" on 4chan's /tg/ board on 28-06-2009.
Story Link: / text_curbstomp
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@Thraim.
@Thraim. 4 ай бұрын
Aliens: You'd need a hundred soldiers to match even one of our worriers! Humans: Those terms are acceptable.
@LordNeros
@LordNeros 4 ай бұрын
Humans: understood, a thousand it is
@pheonixblue01
@pheonixblue01 4 ай бұрын
@@LordNeros Confirmed, 10,000 here and ready.
@kacpermalina308
@kacpermalina308 3 ай бұрын
one platoon getting plasma minigun, second rocket launchers and are 220 000 of them.
@aljeandropacheco3608
@aljeandropacheco3608 3 ай бұрын
Hey. How many of us are of fighting age???? We outnumber then 9999999:1? We agree to these terms
@Vaprous
@Vaprous 5 ай бұрын
And you know what's funny? Current combined total military personnel of all armies on Earth right now at 8 billion people is currently about 27.8 million manpower. If we assuming humans have been space faring for a couple centuries, its very very likely that the force they faced in that one system was just a small fraction of the human army; and realistically their absolute numbers in this universe are closer to half a billion to even a billion manpower, depending on how prolific we've been permitted to be.
@estebanslavidastic4382
@estebanslavidastic4382 4 ай бұрын
Well what ur forgetting is that, in times or trouble, warring countries are able to turn 8-10% of their population into fighting ready within 12 months. At the moment we are living in relativistic peace. If world war 3 broke out, the number of soldiers would triple in a matter of years. For example, the Soviet army had a fight in force of 3 million 1 year before operation Barbarossa. At the end of world war 2, it was 11.8 million.
@Vaprous
@Vaprous 4 ай бұрын
@@estebanslavidastic4382 I am not forgetting this. I am saying it sounds like their *standing volunteer army* is what handled this invasion.
@NafanyaZX
@NafanyaZX 4 ай бұрын
salty space elf teaches son about quantity over quality, as well as to mistrust the government
@rando7th
@rando7th 5 ай бұрын
6:56. World trees that give magic to the world's inhabitants. That is an interesting idea. What would happen if humans captured seeds or cloned them... something interesting to explore. The warning against overpowered humans is getting a bit worn-out. Exploring some new ideas might be interesting.
@damyenhockman5440
@damyenhockman5440 4 ай бұрын
HFY stands for “Humanity, Fuck Yeah!” Anything labeled as HFY will be a pyrrhic victory for humans at worst.
@AlarionSchmidt-xc2ro
@AlarionSchmidt-xc2ro 3 ай бұрын
We were created in the image of GOD! It is just normal that they fear us 😊
@wnose
@wnose 4 ай бұрын
90,000 vs 6M. I dunno if we would accept slaves though
@TheNerovar
@TheNerovar 4 ай бұрын
Right now in the world, more slaves then ever was in our history. Think about it.
@joimumu
@joimumu 3 ай бұрын
Well it never stated that we used them as slaves or who the slaves were
@angrab.goblin850
@angrab.goblin850 2 ай бұрын
I don't know how nuanced this author is but the space elf could be misinterpreting the concept of a prisoner of war or in this universe humanity is grimdark.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 5 ай бұрын
sweet little space elfs... ride high on your arrogance , slay a hundred of those you call 'lesser'... and whine high that those you invade not fight you the way you desire them to.. all it will earn you is to feel the roar of gaia as it resonates in blood filled throats from dead with toothy frozen grins fallen to your sword... as a thousand more rises to drown you in their own blood and teach you the horror that is ..attrition.. good story though ,specially that the elf intellect matched their development of magic and a empire , no ''oh ma gawsh what is tis!'' but he knew what supply lines , depos etc where just as well as he could understand how their own perception blinded them to the more 'crude' yet also harder to stop ways a techno empire might get troops on the surface
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 5 ай бұрын
also.. why do i get the suspicion this 'space elf' empire has been infested way to deep by arrogance and facist supremacy dogma to keep the peace , and instead think themselfs clever to strike at human and other 'lesser' mutual existence allied species forge systems and cosmopolis planets only to have their very own spy/occupation monitoring orbs not only forcefully leashed and dragged to various places but forcing said elf public to see how for each forge system there where 10 more and for each cosmopolis planet there where 10 more ...with countless rural worlds ,and worst of all , that be just the reserves , wich now where roaring to kill the elfs before they tryeed reach further.. and as those worlds started chanting to butcher the warmongers , and each forge system starting to glow hotter competing with the very suns anchoring them ...countless running lights ignites to other spy orbs visions having reserve fleets that blots out the view of the galaxy itself awaken , and entire worlds ..not cosmopolis ones , not rural ones ...but pure fortress ones where , not millions but billions of soldiers can be seen loading for deployment.. offensive ..deployment
@daviderwin4705
@daviderwin4705 4 ай бұрын
Kind of makes one wonder how they hadn't already learned most of those lessons from fighting the Uruk, though.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 4 ай бұрын
@@daviderwin4705 hmm , good question.. suppose they perhaps encountered the uruk earlier in their technological development or other such variables ?
@SageofStars
@SageofStars 5 ай бұрын
Ah a magic race vs a tech race, always fun to see. I do like settings like that, with magic itself being part of the tech, though happier than 40K, which isn't my jam.(Star Wars doesn't count, the Magic and Tech are used by different people, despite there being tech focused Sith and Jedi, on a whole they only carry glowy sticks most of the time, save maybe some life support equipment) I also like that we can say he's wrong, but then, we're humans, most of us listeners anyway, and totally not sentient chatbots listening to these to find where human pride would blind it to an assault, totally not that. Anyway, his assessment of the situation is biased against those he faced in battle, and yet, he seems to have a grudging respect born of fear, like a child might after being burned by fire. Heck, the fact that the official line is different than what he tells the 'child' is interesting, as it shows how even with censorship and information control, the truth can still survive.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 5 ай бұрын
ye nice one ,specially that the 'elf' not hade trouble comprehending what or how the humans did stuff with tech simply having the bitter taste of hindsight about how their short lives and tech use lead to fighting ruthlessly rather then with perfection so to speak. avoiding that plothole so many falls into with this set up aka 'to stupid to survive' where the magic empire is so feodal in nature its residents cant even grasp concepts like space fleet or supply lines etc
@pablo1006pr
@pablo1006pr 4 ай бұрын
And that not really an unrealistic number, of we consider that right now 20 million is close to the personnel that currently exist, and then we start thinking of a future that is a hundred or sp years away, having a force of 6-20 million should be very normal
@joimumu
@joimumu 3 ай бұрын
Well it’s 20 million for the first wave
@Shadow.Dragon
@Shadow.Dragon 5 ай бұрын
Great story!
@larrytate6884
@larrytate6884 4 ай бұрын
Nice conversation between father and son. Néeds expanded but must include novel story lines as it has been a plot line for decades at a minimum.
@victortahlor4038
@victortahlor4038 5 ай бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@GenStallion
@GenStallion 5 ай бұрын
You frecked around and found out.
@emergency_preparedness
@emergency_preparedness 5 ай бұрын
Is this WH40K fanfic?
@mutterfudder401
@mutterfudder401 5 ай бұрын
like this one!!👍
@davidturner4824
@davidturner4824 5 ай бұрын
Good story.
@fierylightning3422
@fierylightning3422 5 ай бұрын
Would be nice to have some non HFY stories. doesn't have to be grimdark just something a bit more than the literal "humanity fuck yeah"
@dinfinite778
@dinfinite778 2 ай бұрын
GOD EMPEROR SEE THE WAR
@blackstar8999
@blackstar8999 5 ай бұрын
🎉❤
@exterminater267
@exterminater267 3 ай бұрын
Of all the humans to fight, they picked on the Russians.
@racingmomma
@racingmomma 2 ай бұрын
was it in the winter
@flitsertheo
@flitsertheo 7 күн бұрын
The Russians wouldn't have released the prisoners of war without first sending them to forced labor camps for a few years.
@seanhewitt603
@seanhewitt603 5 ай бұрын
69th thumbs up...heheheh
@petepal55
@petepal55 5 ай бұрын
I'm afraid the writer's imagination is sadly at fault. I've been reading sci-fi for over 60 years, and this just ain't makin' it. To begin with, to be amazed that more than one child is born at a time, please... ah, well, we had the best music, too.
@fierylightning3422
@fierylightning3422 5 ай бұрын
I could see that work if he delved into the nature of that species more often. a species that has only one child at a time maybe related to those magical trees or magical way of life? maybe they have some deity that gets angered by multiple children. it could have been explained and fleshed out in an interesting way but sadly it was more of a footnote than a really interesting thing. Maybe its a species with selective breeding either evolutionarily or societally? who knows, it's an interesting point that could be really drawn out and fleshed out but sadly wasn't. Variability is always a good thing in stories; if it can be done right.
@richardarriaga6271
@richardarriaga6271 4 ай бұрын
I mean, maybe their physiology doesn't allow for twins
@larrytate6884
@larrytate6884 4 ай бұрын
As others have said, having more then one child is not rare. I don't understand why you went here tbf.
@user-ck7fw2um3m
@user-ck7fw2um3m 3 ай бұрын
Everyone wants to try. To be a critic . these are syfi stories not every thing has to make sense
@918Boyz
@918Boyz 3 ай бұрын
If you are taking in the context it likely means having a single child EVER not talking about having twins. edit: Or at least RAISING only one child from birth til adulthood. Think how a bird doesnt have another hatchling until the current one leaves the nest.... where a human will have a nest with multiple ages of chicks while sitting on another egg LoL.
@LuisManuelLealDias
@LuisManuelLealDias 4 ай бұрын
Meh.
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