"Man I'm tired of being right" 😂😂

“How would you like me to make your life a living hell?” “Well, I’m not really ready for a relationship Lois, but thank you for asking”

This video SHOULD contain the whole movie.. lol

'Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Alrighty then.'

"That's why Rodger Pedacter is dead! he found CAPTAIN WINKY!!" This line is missing 😂

Jim Carrey: the only man on the planet who can wear a Hawaiian shirt with dress pants and own it! ❤️

Jim Carrey is the pinnacle of how far a human can go in comedy! Genius

Ace : " HI ! I'm looking for Ray Finkle !" Finkle's Dad : *points shotgun out the door* Ace : "And a clean pair of shorts !"

"I just can't do it captain! I don't have the power!" : D

Jim Carey was my idol growing up

I can feel it.....IN MY NECK!!!!

"Three times? I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before. I must be tired" Just about fuckin died.

"Stuff probably looks better on the way out, huh?" 😂😂😂

Holy Testicle Tuesday!!

The guy with the rubber glove was surprising gentle.

Jim carrey Makes me laugh so much :D

This guy would be impossible to act with. It would literally take me a few takes to not laugh. “Holy testicle Tuesday!” 😂😂😂😂😂

7:34 is the best...when I first saw it when the movie came out I was dying!

"Guns on my hip....ohhhh godddd."

"Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger" lmao

“Is it number one or number two? I just wanna know how much time I have”.

You're a genius comedian with the purest heart, Jim!!!!

4:05 i swear Jim just did that for shits and giggles and they were like 'just keep that in' too good.

"Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkel......and a clean pair of shorts"

Best actor ever. You can’t change my mind

I was just...practicing my mantraaaa...

I guess his one of among comedian that can make me laugh and smile purely from my heart without any pretend 😂🤣

8:02 he had to have rung his bell pretty hard on that take 🤣

yes Satan.....oh sorry I thought you were someone else xD

Peanuts? Yes, I have one right here. It's quite bulky, but I consider it carry-on

1:24 Best burn of all time.

12 years since it was put on KZfaq and still hilarious

I'm looking for Ray Finkle. *Shotgun points at Ace* And a clean pair of shorts.

"Lovely party... pity I wasn't invited."

basically-- the entire movie. Classic! :-D

Missing "I'm in physcoville and Finkle's the mayor!" and "Gun was digging into my hip.......GOD!!!!"

guano bowls - collect the whole set!

"Do I have something in my teeth?" I use this quote often

Man. I had this on VHS as a kid. I feel old....

Le-who-ze-her. I still say that while driving lol

Like a glove...DAMN

2:12 one of the best moments😂😂😂

"My! arent i the popular one..."

"Only this. AAAAAAHHHHHHH....AAAAAAHHHHH !!!

Lois: "Listen pet dick, how would you like me to make your life a living hell?" Ace: "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship right now Lois...but thank you for asking." X'D That was mah fav! Win x3

"holy testicle tuesday" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I JUST DIED!

To express my feelings of the above actor, I must paraphrase one of his quotes. Ahem...DAMN HE'S GOOD!!!

0:46 has me dying😂

The Ace Ventura movies were the best. We will never see a comedian like Jim again, a true genius..should of won so many awards but hollywood didn’t appreciate him!

7:20 How is that actor not laughing at this? That is a professional.

7:35 my dogs when I try to kiss them

You forgot about the Slinky part :'( I know it's your video and all but that was my favorite part of both films. *As the Slinky goes down the stairs.* Ventura: "Isn't this incredible!" "It's going to be some kind of a record!" "Everyone loves a Slinky, you got to get a Slinky, Slinky." "Go Slinky Go!" *Doesn't touch the last stair* Ventura: "Ohhhhhh man, Can you believe it!?!" "It was right there!" Best Scene Ever :)

B-e-a-utiful... I just can't do it captain I don't have the power

The singing alrighty is the most hilarious scene in the movie! 🤣

Beside the point, the ton loc song "ace is in the house " was badass. I can't pick a favorite quote, too many to pick from. The whole duo of movies is funny. My cousin Garrett and me routinely go rolling down the fairway, drinking beer and singing " chitty, chitty bang, bang, hi-ho, I love you" as the golf cart slides sideways

AAAAAAALLRIGHTYY THEN!!!!!! *Snap* *Fart*. Best part!!!! XDDD

the drumming part.. omg!!

Great selection, although a couple of my favourites were missing, such as "What's all this pet food for?" "Fibre" And "I've come to confess I was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll".

The best of funny actor

4:34-4:57 Gets me everytime!! 😂😂😂

Courtney Cox is really beautiful. 😊😚♥️💍

yeah he's hilarious in every scene:)

3:45 Oh my god it's Amy from Amy's Baking Company!

bro you skipped soooo many other good parts

Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn... Einhorn is a man!!!!! OH MY GOD, EINHORN IS A MAN!!!!! [The Crying Game Song Starts playing] [Plunger to the face] [Naked Man Crying in the Bathtub] END SCENE.

Awww. when he said "DO NOT. GO IN THERE. WHEEEEEEEEEEW." You should have added the part where he squishes the water out of his pocket XD

I laughed so much at this movie when I was a kid.

This is pure 90s humor

that face when you realise that that "satan at beginning was on breaking bad hector salamanca.

To finish the Slinky Scene because I ran out of characters: Ventura to Greenwall: "Can I do it one more time?" Greenwall: "Please forgive me sir, but if we don't hurry now we might miss the plane." Ventura: "Of course, how selfish of me." "Lets do all the things that YOU want to do!"

Guano bowls. Collect the whole set! :D

"Martha Matts... ohhh yea, the BITCH!" LOL

"In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became extremely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PARKING HIS WIFE!" ROFLMAO! XD

When he pretends to slip off the ledge when hes at the party 🤣🤣 how didnt you show that!!

i... GOT TO MISTER!!!!

You missed “I came to confess, I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll”

By far the most epic headdesk....er....headbench in this case.

so funny :)

lmao at the end when he smacks his face! i couldnt stop laughing

7:00 thats gold

shawshank redemption that made me laugh real hard XD

2:44 HAHA, lol. Good question.

this is a great video of all ace's funniest lines and clips

Replay Button! Haha I love Jim Carrey!

The 007 bit is one of the best comedy scenes

Love the film, Love the guy. Thanks for the vid

"BLLLLLL HALF TIME!"

Einhorn: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?" Ace: "Well I'm not ready for a relationship yet, Lois" - Bhahhahahahahahahahah. I gotta remember that one for my boss.

thanks man! I did a lot of editing in this so I'm glad you commented:)

Bits you missed: Chitty chitty bang bang bit, and the rest of the monopoly guy bits. Otherwise, hilarious!

7:34 LMFAO BITES HIS FACE

On one level this is WAY over the top. On another level... hilarious.

Ace Ventura: Well Take care then bye bye then (Door Slams) L-Loser😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍LOL

8:02 ---- You're WELCOME

Could have made a great Deadpool in his prime

Where was, "It's kinda hot in these rhinos"?

1:27 Most epic comeback ever.

Legendary...

"I can feel it..... I can feel it like its right... In my NECK RUUUUN

''I JUST CAN'T DO IT CAPTAIN! I just don't have the power!''