I was gonna comment on that! How do they know it by the name "narf" if they can't pronounce it that way in their own language?

Pretty sure 'scrunt' is not possible in the Korean language either.

narp narp narp

Omg you guys just dont understand! That's why it's a legend! What a genius the writer is!

Old Korean lady? You mean Rufio's mom?

I am here... . . . . . . . ... now.

only genuises use...ellipses

Wait where was this from again? A David Cage game?

Voeris A Neil Breen film

o... rite... thnx

There's human beings actually liking this movie, because I left a comment with this video and I was told to pretty much piss off lol

Hey, to each their own, but to me it's still a black hole of joy.

@@JTM_MACHINE It’s a bad Guillermo Del Toro ripoff movie, taste is subjective but I’m sorry, reading that this film has a ‘Deeper meaning' makes my brain want to turn it off.

The Last Airbender was just as much Nickelodeon's fault as it was M. Night; M. Night certainly didn't help the movie but it most likely would have been bad even without him.

Fun fact : a reviewer for this movie actually said that Shyamalan should begin making movies for nickelodeon and stop wasting their time Lmao

Maybe really hungry? And stupid.

Actually, search the name KZfaq, you won't regret it :)

I looked it up, he's a real person, and a two time Emmy nominee. I was surprised.

I assumed it was someone who wanted their name kept off of the movie. I am more disappointed to learn it's a real name...

He has an IMDB page, Apparently he's worked on Avenger: Age of Ultron and The Dark Knight. www.imdb.com/name/nm2092016/?ref_=tt_rv

Perfection

Dude, I almost choked on my sandwich. I gotta stop eating while reading youtube comments. 😂😂😂

*good fright

I legitimately think he told this story word for word to his kids and didn’t rewrite for the movie.

And when it doesn't work, he yells J.G. scrunt in between the narfs

sagiksp No, that’s a fact. Copying M. Nights masterpieces should be a crime 😤😤. #ReleaseTheSnyderCut

and bird box was literally copy pasted Happening hahaha, almost scene for scene, such an overrated shit show

fuck fish flick

Funnily enough The Shape of Water is actually plagiarised from a play

tempodude the shape of the lady. The water in the water

Cactiare Amazing omg thats genius

Dude, I had never looked it that way. You are right. Throwing 70 millions on a stupid film like this doesn't make sense. Using it to build apartments and probably laundry some money makes wayyyy too much sense.

The problem is it doesn't have working plumbing, so he fucked up there

@@RenaDeles This guy is such a screw up that it makes me wonder how those apartment buildings didn't collapse yet.

M Night saw _Synecdoche_ and thought, I can do that.

klaatu baradaNIKTO Oof why not the ' goddess of sensual heat ' or something

I feel like that's the nickname Pinky would give his wife. XD

Maname jarf

it costed you zero dollars to not write this, so why did you?

yiff title

brightorangepants “Okay”

"I definitely have no idea." "M. Night knows."

serious question: what is this movie about i have no clue

@@itsmesnacks M. Night patting himself on the back

Ale Arevalos I wished they at least brought that up in the video

They did, just not this version, but the full 1 hour long one

I watched this movie with them and I felt like I was going insane knowing that the movie was made even after that was in it. I feel like if I had been part of the crew, I would have just snapped and tried to kill Mnight with a boom mic or something.

I remember seeing a similar scene like that in another movie...it was called "Muppets From Space". XD

@@IAmTheUnison Underrated movie. Makes me laugh even as an adult. Yet, everyone I know talks mad shit about Muppets In Space. I don't get why.

Tyler Even though it was a terrible financial decision.

You need some kind of special talent to build something and make it look fake as shit

Yeah, you should be proud, M. Night...you uhhh...you built a beautiful home here.

Tommy Wiseau would be proud.

M Knight is to Philly as Spike Lee is to Brooklyn.

shoulda held on to the cancer

Nice trade off

That kind of sums of Lady in the Water. I think it's some kind of elaborate weaponized movie.

Two steps forward, one step back.

sounds like a good deal good for you, hope you'll get over that depression soon god bless

cutekittyanime _ Still better than Amusement.

cutekittyanime _ PERIOD

cutekittyanime _ I Am Here. Now

Like a ghost. Turn into that I might.

Can't wait to have those words on my tombstone

Proving once again its all connected

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT YOU’RE FUCKING AROUND BUT SHE IS I’M SPEECHLESS 🤣

If I wasn’t already fully invested in the “AAPCU (Adum And Pals Converging Universe)”, I definitely am now.

Maybe it is the music equivalent of Alan Smithee?

Alpha and Omega’s score is unironically pretty good. Don’t take that from me who’s obviously biased.

I actually really like Source Code.

@@kobayashi1194 another thing I like about the movie (besides Garth and Lily's subplot) is that in the end credits there's a slideshow of what looks to be concept art and sheet music, that's pretty unique and something that not any other animated film I've seen does. If only the story itself was as interesting then it would be known as an actually good film instead of mediocre furry galore, but at least it's a million times better than the sequels.

Amazing name imo

I heard he is good friends with a film director called Seymour Butts.

My good friend Ug Leejoo contests to that claim.

Crispy bacon??

And more hilarious the second

Good premise in some aspects *_horrible_* execution in most parts lol

Arcademan09 how did you watch it twice?

Greg Truong I bought this fucker on dvd as a deal with my friend Fate. We agreed to both buy an infamous MNS movie, and he got The Village. We watched this one, and were so stunned and shell shocked by just how atrocious it was we couldn’t even bring ourselves to watch The Village next

Smug Gumball use to be my pfp and I'm glad to see other people appreciate it's mood.

Actors have a hard time when they are working with a bad director and a poor script.

Oh, I believe you're totally correct. Look what he did to good actors in The Happening and Signs. They all act like they're defective emotionless robots, show facial expressions that don't match the situations (if any) and speak in low monotones. This HAS to be the director, because ALL the actors on those two movies do that. Hell, Mel Gibson is not at all a great actor, but he's far better than what he does in Signs. The scene where he's trying to decide what to do with Shyamalan for putting him in that movie (when the driver tells the priest he killed his wife), he looks like he's holding back a sneeze, not like the tortured soul he is supposed to be. Same with Giamatti here. The scene where he tries to display "childish innocence" is not merely cringey, it's downright embarrassing for all involved, the audience included.

it’s the same with other things too, I have a lisp and I hate how things like lisps and stutters are used to make characters seem nerdy or awkward

lewis That's sucks to hear. I used to have a lisp as well but I managed to get rid of it with the help of a speech trainer. I don't know your specifics but at least in my case, it's possible to get rid of it.

yeah, I have Other Problems that I’m seeing a therapist for and she’s working on finding me a speech therapist at the moment

Was I supposed to read that in Jontron’s voice? Because I did anyway

Neal nah you were supposed to read it in mark or gaelles voice as that’s they’re quote

So the higher the budget, the worse the movie is. Good to know.

The Raid, 1 million

It went to the apartment

Best thing is that they say film critic was wrong but actually he wasn't wrong. Did M. Night not recognize this flaw?

Wasn't _'Goob-Gabber'_ something Markiplier said one time? I can't remember which video, but he definitely said that once.

Love him or hate him, Shyamalan is definitely one of the most interesting directors of all time. Like, I'm a literal student of human behaviour and I have no idea what the fuck is going on in his head.

Pretty sure frog snuff is illegal in most countries. What a disguting guy.

@@janesmith1840 clearly his entire life is a nightmare wherein every movie he makes is never received well and it's because the critics just don't understand.

The Critic was the "that guy" player the D.M. killed for being too annoying

lakamokolaka sounds about right

Ding dong is a good boy, he plays with Chris and Joolian, he only has a lifespan of 2 years.

but u editet ur comment

Oh oh oh. I've got a girl named RamaLamaLamaLamaDingDong She's everything to me ...

Especially alliteration

Don't Reply it was best to leave it buried

D.U.D.E the lady lives in the water becase she can't live without water she get sick and she's out there too tell them their future and then go back home but they have some problems going back home that's what the stories about!!! GOD SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE LADY IN THE WATER I THOUGHT WOW I LOVE THIS THIS DISAPPOINTED ME WHENEVER I SAW THE COMENTS I LOVE LADY IN THE FUCKING WATER YOU SHOULD BE A SHAMED

vilanuava family adia did you, like, dunk your face in a bowl of Columbia’s finest nose candy before typing that?

@@deborahbrannan6233 Yeah and Jarjar Binks is the Shakespearean character of our generation.

@@deborahbrannan6233 Do you mean ashamed because I don't know what "a shamed" is. Is this bait?

I've always maintained that directors who need to put self cameos in movies must have some sort of issue. You already get your name in big letters on the poster and beginning of the credits.

It’s either the want to participate in the fun of acting or they’re like “if I’m not on screen I’m worth nothing”

Don't forget Jeffrey Wright and Jared Harris in secondary roles. These are nowadays considered as solid, award-winning actors!

MeleeMaster MAA mister Shambhala

He only has like, 2 good movies, but I think Adam doesn't like him at all in any movie.

@@al112v4 I mean... The 6th Sense is definitely what put "M. Afternoon Shamalingaroony" on the map, as well as (unfortunately) gave him the credibility he needed in order to _guarantee_ that just about *ANY MOVIE AND/OR PROJECT* he *wanted* to make, would easily be funded. Stuff like THIS movie, and "The Happening" are direct evidence of that "any/every project is green lit before it's even written" policy afforded to "Post-6th Sense Shamyclothadingdong".

dajosh42069 And the fact that he doesn’t have a huge company behind telling him what to do makes it worse.

This.

I know this comment was made 3 years ago but, pleeeeeeease god yes, let them do Jutiper Ascending. I didn't even think about this possibility, but it would be absolutely hilarious!

oh i dont think this is of any use there are alot of great movies out there with a lot less budget than 10 million dollars and don't forget in 2001s case we are talking about 60ies dollar so the budget might come out at the same level more or less

Catwoman: 100 million dollars.

10 million back then was like 70 million today

The inflation would equal 58 million dollars for 2001 a space Odyssey

just let that *_sink_* in . I see what you did there.

❤

Also hearing those words coming from their mouths with that accent sounds so god damn stupid

The Madam Narp Yeah, it still doesn’t sound right.

Belun Yeah it's almost like you're right there hanging out with Adam except he completely ignores your existence and so does everyone

Just like my real friendships :D

@@belun6462 and also cool cat loves you.

Narf

Come on, there's no need for that kind of language

What did you call me? Actually, after looking at your unfortunate selection of incel bait, I'm afraid I'm going to have to say that you're the scrunt.

Don’t be a scrunt without the s and r

Who's that Pokémon?

How do you type in italics?

She was pointing at the water.

@@898ozzy , Lady at the Water

@@janeeyre1990 Lady Previously in the Water

Also, it looks like Britney Spears changed her race to Korean.

Now _that's_ a microtransagression!

They removed his bangerrang!

RUFIO! *CROWS LOUDLY LIKE A ROOSTER* *BANGARANG!*

anxietydown I

Random Commenter Happy Hyundai

Yes

And GMC bless us, everyone!

I only remembered the scene where Giamatti's character stuck the straw in the cup underwater XD I had the same experience going "wow that's cool!!"

Egad, Brain!

Zort! Troz

You're being a real scrunt without the S R

They probably did in the full version. This is a heavily abridged version of their full riff.

The scene that broke the Nostalgia Critic.

Ah, that's what I get for being a lazy bastard and not watching the full version. Thanks!

Thank you! I've only seen this movie once, I think when the DVD first came out and I wondered if I had imagined that character in some strange fever dream

Elvick There’s a full version? Where can I find this said full version.

Full commentary: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hc19gqV53tjcZGw.html

Also, isn't she Ron Howard's daughter? I also realized her tits are bigger now. It had nothing to do with the video but I saw this movie and she was naked for some scenes.

Lullaby.

A clueless one

@@Nesty9 Parent Trap 2

And good fright.

yes, a new retarded generation

LaChancla your name is scarier than the movie

M. Night reminds me of my unmedicated ADHD self: great at coming up with creative ideas, but bad at follow-through and execution. That's fine if I have other people to help me or enough self-awareness and motivation to double-check my own work. But if you have a massive ego and are surrounded by yes-men, you think your messy first draft is a masterpiece.

@@janeeyre1990 Right? Yes-men are terrible. And having an uncontrolled ego is terrible for writing.

Sometimes people work best with others, and this guy def. needs someone to help him structurize his stories better. It kinda seems he's so caught up on them that he forgets other people are in a different mind set than he is.

These are the types of movies that should get remakes. Interesting idea with potential, but failed execution. Instead we get remakes of movies already done successfully. Cool

I hope so.

@@cryptid5040 I do too

m night and gaspar noe

Purple Girl Worth It!

I wanna be naughty every day then.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

I think you mean YMXmas. Really rolls off the tongue

It wouldn't, but it's still a better idea, than dropping the plot and making it an adult movie.

It would have to take itself waaaaaaay less seriously first. And the names just don't roll of the tongue like..at all. Scrunts? Narfs? Bleh.

The Bleh were a third faction of sidewalk concrete penguins that had to be cut for time and budget.

the entire concept is flawed because it only serves as ego-christian allegory piece by Shamalyan M night loves to make jesus and christian allegory plots in his work and in this case he makes himself the chosen one who will inspire the future president but be murdered for mankind sins and of course his hatred of critics who slam him ,so he makes the critic the literal main/secondary villain of the film. The only reason for this film is an ego piece for the director.

It coulda been a mermaid movie, like Little Mermaid from the perspective of the prince but it takes place in modern day and stuff.

but only after his career was ruined by the failure of Bran Stoker's Dracula :/

that is far easier to explain honestly, the shyamalan debacle is a complete mystery, francis ford coppola got lucky that he mande 3 of the best movies of all time, pretty much in a row, otherwise his career would have died MUCH earlier

I know it’s insane that he directed a masterpiece like jack then just fucks his career with a piece of shit like The Godfather.

EGO, pure and simple M Night was good with the Sixth Sense and Unbreakable because he was just starting out, and he wa exploring actual creative ideas But as started with signs M night began to put more and more of his christian ideology into his films Signs is not a horror film or a sci fi film it’s a “rediscovering ones christian faith” film with alines as a mere plot device This film literally has M night make himself jesus and even attacks criticism and critics The village was a great idea but the twist ruins it and was poorly executed, The happening is ridiculous and should have ended his entire career

So, he kinda sorta put Christian faith into...one film

I disagree that it always is the case that a director being in his own film is necessarily bad, just look at Orson Welles

Or Quintin Tarantino

What about Clint Eastwood?

raham mz I watch Woody Allen movies for Woody Allen :)

so you dislike Tarantino's most famous films?

I can't believe that I actually watched this shit in cinema. I almost walked out...

The Black Baron you poor bastard

spagoot you're right, my bad

The water, it looks like

Can you hear that, that's the soft sound of Shamalan's creativity shooting itself in the head ..

😂😂😂

You're right, the premise of his stories is truly incredible. He is, unfortunately, cursed with the George Lucas touch wherein he creates amazing stories but ends up destroying them entirely by taking too much control over them.

Surge I'm 100% sure there's gotta be at least 20 pics of those things, and ten times more of unrelated furries that resemble them.

At least something good came out of this movie.

They were cats the whole time

A girl I know and really respect for her film knowledge has it among her favorites. I never push the subject, I just assume she watched it when she was a kid and has some sort of other happy memory attached to it, like she spent the whole time eating ice cream with dad or something. When I watched it my teeth were clenched with cringe literally the entire time.

This is shitty 5th Element

I like Space Jam, so I can't talk.

@@Crippycooke I like space jam too but i don’t think it’s legitimately a masterpiece or good movie its good for what it is and has at least some story for being a marketing tie in but again in no way is a it a “good” movie there are people who think this film is the level of citizen kane . And that’s scary.