JKPancake I do believe he got married before the war began...

Idk, that would be one terrible session.

Wife asks cypher , can i have an orgasm DENIED

DENIED SIT DOWN

JKPancake its mnight shamalon movie dont ask questions or you will ne danide

XD norm of the north kids in a nutshell

Me: Daddy can I show emotion? Will Smith: DENIED, SIT DOWN!

this comment deserves pinned.

"daddy would you like some sausages?" will smith: yes please

Hey, hey guys. Will Smith...as Shrek. It's gonna break a billion!

I came back to watch this video for this exact reason!🤣💀 $100 easy NC will reference that the next time he reviews a Will Smith movie

Cue the scene in A.I. where they're shoving the Chris Rock-Bot into a cannon!

Damn! 🤣🤣🤣

@@VidWatcher01 2 months later, we get a review where he manages to cram in a ton of Chris Rock slap jokes!

So good!

Shyamalan: can I make any movie? the public: DENIED

Shyamalan: Can I make a sequel to The last airbender movie? Hollywood Producers: DENIED!!!!!!!!!!

And it was also going to be a multimedia franchise.

It would be interesting if the Skrels actually rescued the humans of the ‘lost’ starship and used the population as maintenance

Terumi DENIED!

Sit down!

Apparently logic was denied in this movie though.

Yes

Lethal and stupid things... Like this movie?

Madam rage

+@@romania5106 Even better

@@DrDolan2000 Quean rage the 3rd

But that sounds badass tho!

Denied!!!!!

Hollywood needs to hire you NOW. 👏👏👏

@@monsterhanna6691 anyone really they aren't doing much good these days

Nah, have you heard the phrase "you can't polish a turd"?

Look on the bright side. At least this movie doesn't have a stupid ass twist that makes no sense.

Dang that actually sounds really good. Especially the last part.

B briggs it is

B briggs its the only thing any living human has taken from this film. People try to enjoy it, but theyre all DENIED!!

Wait 10 years and it should be

*DENIED, SIT DOWN*

Your meme is DENIED! SIT DOWN!

me too loool

Sounds like a South Park Canadian narrating. "I remember Earth, guy."

Nope, all the money previously earmarked for building prostethics went into the defense budget. Cypher Raige's cutlass didn't develop and build itself, you know. :-)

*That's kind of dumb really.* *Giving the Man prosthetic's so he can get back in action is a sure better expenditure of resources then resources spent maintaining his health as an invalid.*

@@drops2cents260 Even better, they could have simply made a Prosthetic leg using the same technology for that shapeshifting cutless and get a really badass shapeshifting metal leg for that soldier. Seriously, this movie really underused a lot of their technology in their verse

Simply to say it was DENIED! SIT DOWN.

Denied.... Keep sitting

But it underestimated Jaden Smith's power

(Sorry for replying to a two year old comment.) Yea, I could potentially see that line having actually been at least mildly amusing if the delivery had been better. Not necessarily a good line, but something that if said better, (and in a better movie), could have turned out to be a mild catch phrase or meme.....

@@Gamer3427 I feel like that is the same issue with this entire movie. The concept sounded really cool and exciting, but it takes itself so seriously that it ended up being so incredibly boring. Don't even get me started on how bad the world building is too

It's hard to tell jokes when you have less charisma than topsoil.

woa true

I'm pretty shure in their universe someone suggested this too. But since that would mean Cypher Raige wouldn't be a badass hero anymore he DENIED this suggestion.

And make them SIT DOWN

***** Scientist: sir I was thinking of a revolutionary way to defeat the Ursa. Cypher Rage and rangers: OK let's here it. Scientists: Well...um...uh Cypher Rage: Cmon don't be shy we allow ideas to be told at the table. No ones going to interrupt or judge you. Scientist: Really :)... Ok how about instead of rangers we use ....ROBOTS! Cyphrr Rage(Triggered): DENIED, SIT DOWN!!!!! Scientist: Awwwwww.

Hilariously enough, we already have hunting equipment that masks your smell. Since the aliens detect the stuff we secrete when we are afraid, that is already a hard counter.

Don't forget Officer Downe

MATT DAMON

***** Ahhhh! someone got the joke.... Good Job!

kchandaman don't forget NOBELY NATION

COMMANDER SHEPARD.... ...Oh wait.

I mean, realistically speaking, couldn't we just kill the Ursa with armour-piercing missiles from a distance and call it a day.

James Tang , that would be... using intelligence... and that's not what they're going for.

Denied! ;)

I agree, it can be very frustrating to deal with such things. When I watch some movies, I criticize them and nobody wants to watch movies with me anymore because of it... But OMG have they not seen what I see? I may not always see the wire that holds up someone's fake hand, but omg I can tell when something obviously sucked, was last-minuted, or an actor is having horrible acting skills. In this movie, I almost fell asleep just watching the version with Nostalgia Critic! SHEESH! (Probably explains why I fell asleep with the one where the sun was dying out and then... I fell asleep when they were about to test what the hell was wrong with it every single time. I tried multiple times to watch it and it failed to not make me fall asleep. And considering I have sleep apnea and insomnia, that says a LOT! XD)

@@jamestang1227 Or maybe use a Drone? Or Land-Attack Remote-operated Robots?

Or, they both learn: Cypher Raige to allow himself emotions when the situation permits it, and Kitai to control his when the situation makes it necessary. After all, a basic principle of most stories ist that a hero (or heroes) grows as a person and becomes better at what he's doing.

I'm sending this to shamalan

@Raven Link yeah or maybe have something to do with aliens earth It so that the species are that way If they wanted so much to have it be on earth

Nice, very nice :0

Miniarts159 Aren't we all?

"He's a feeling boy" I dare even say, he's human.

If I may be so bold, sir.

Denied

a newborn baby told me they are. They are the most intelligent beings on this planet after all.

You wont need eyes where we're going...

Denied

You find that funny, but it shows your lack of philosophy or perspective. Your eyes actually aren't real, by any acceptable definition of such, The only thing you can be sure about, is the existence of your mind somewhere in the cosmos, the knowledge that somewhere, at sometime, there is something processing the sensation of your existence. Everything else is only a simulation run by said computer, 100% based on sensory imput by what you believe to be your body. However, shoudl something have control of that sensory imput, they could make you believe whatever they wanted you to believe about yourself and the reality around you. As far as you know, you could just be a disembodies, mechanical 'brain' on some alien planet, or inside a star, or composed of actual stars, made to run a 'human' simulation and to believe yourself to be a human and living a human life, so that the alien scientists or whatever can gather that data and learn more about us (be we a long extinct species, a far away civilzation they are interested in, or purely a concept for a possible lifeform that they are testing out in a simulation before actually creating). Hell, there may not even be alien scientist to observe you, you could very well be the only mind in the universe, long gone mad from the crushing loneliness, and having created an entire fantasy of life and death and earth and the cosmos, to entertain yourself and keep yourself from a deeper madness There is no actual empirical evidence that your body, your eyes, or the very message that you are reading with said eyes exist, That I exist to communicate with you, that you are not irreversibly, undeniably, alone. These are all legitimate points of philosophy that has entertained the greatest minds of our species for millennia, and the kind of thoughts that, as an admittedly ineloquent tween, jayden attempted to express through his tweets. Ridiculing this only shows your own ignorance.

Ladies and gentlemen: Exhibit B

Everyone's reaction is hilarous because that was just a legendary Will Smith moment lol

I never wanted to be.. he's always been a douche

🤷🏿‍♂️

He looks like they just carried him out of his operation to close the wound. They also *really* wanted to set up the later scene.

DENIED

they didn't even give him a decent wheelchair he lost a leg and they just gave him an office chair to roll around dude

Jami JoAnne Russell or at least a sweet robotic leg

Yes! Everyone gets it. And so what if he just came out of surgery? It's the FUTURE! They should have some hyper-healing gadgets like in Star Trek.

O.R. Studios DENIED! SIT DOWN!

eoiny 224 Eeeep! *sits down*

O.R. Studios I assumed the hologram controlled those big sails and everything on their home, and she was opening them for ventilation or something.

Vulpezerda Vulcan or she was playing tower defense against balloons

Both

Stupidest is not a word. Dumbest is the word you're looking for. If you're going to be a critic, you may as well work on your grammar. Otherwise you'll only be viewed as a troll.

Pluto Nash

Syfer Rage because at least Jones is a real last name

@@inky5574 as is Jupiter

At that moment he wasnt an old cuck so it was still right at that time.

Aged like fine wine…

🤷🏿‍♂️

1997residente DENIED

DENIED! *Punch*

ADAMANTIUM RAAAGE!!! (punch) #De_NIED!!!

Mixed with Primal Raige.

Whose uncle is name Brooklyn Raige.

As is faster than light space travel. It is part of the science fantasy setting and doesn't need to be put under scrutiny as long as it doesn't contradict itself over the course of the story.

AdalRoderick THE FUTURE

Donald trump has no fear

AJgamersOnline Why would that be impossible? That makes no sense at all, their is literally no reason it would be impossible many things don't feel fear robots and singled celled organisms for example. Also it's happened before (I mean being without fear not controlling it) so I really don't think it's impossible, fear is an emotion, chemicals in the brain cause fear, remove a part of your brain and you have no way to fear anything that's happened a few times one such time was an experimental lobotomy. Also why could someone not control their fear? Weirder things have happened through mutation, of course the reason people don't have this mutation is because fear keeps us alive it, makes us stay away from things that would kill us, without fear the only thing keeping us away from danger is avoiding pain not even fearing it just disliking it.

Zoock5 THE FUTURE

To be fair, lack of fear equals lack of common sense and logic, which equals throwing a rock at an extremely advanced apex predator-

So, Ark: Survival Evolved

22:46, actually.

23:04-23:08 Nice.

This is a strange comment

😂😂😂

@@savageshot3723 Well, it was a strange line that he referenced.

Della Yassine DENIED

Nate The Great SIT DOWN

YES SIR

Della Yassine it doesn't hurt nc's wallet either

Thanks for watching again +Della Yassine

😂😂😂

Post Office: "DENIED. SIT DOWN."

“I HEARD THAT!”

Let's see, Battlefield: Earth, the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still, After Earth; yeah you are right, most of the time a movie with Earth in its title end up sucking.

You forgot My Island Earth.

Does Titan: A.E. count? 'Cause that movie's awesome.

How cats conquered the earth documentary is a pretty good

Ironically except "Earth", which is a pretty good nature documentary.

Jedi Knight DENIED! SIT DOWN!

In THE FUTURE, the primary weapons of our space-faring, FTL-capable species will be... bladed sticks.

They used to think we'd wear some weird crap by now back in the 50's.

Oh and don't forget the lack of everything else like pets, emotions, real food, exercise unrelated to the creatures, and toys other than that holographic thing.

Fighting giant aliens with ground troops

using cloth where even wood would be a better choice

@@Okalani5000THE FUTURE

A good director can turn a bad actor into an oscar winner. To bad Shyamalan is a bad director.

Hmm. I think a bad director can turn an oscar winner into a bad actor, but a good director can only turn a bad actor into an okay actor. I've only got this and the Kung Fu Kid to go on, but I haven't been impressed with Jaden Smith's acting so far.

CSharp He's not the best actor but his acting was more than OK in the Karate Kid. You should also check him out in Pursuit of Happyness.

and now he is a voice actor for his own netflix original anime with a performance almost out-neesoning liam neeson

pursuit of happyness... DENIED!

Lazy Veteran It's worse: they apparently can worm travel, yet they can't give this poor handicapped guy a good prosthetic leg!

+Lazy Veteran That and they clearly have cities built in the background when the family is having a meal, so in the space of a 1000 years of leaving earth, they found a new world, populated enough for cities to be established and prospering. Humans have interstellar transport, laser guns, threat detecting suits! Andhave quarantined zones in space as well as have a once feared alien monster now used as training. And these aliens apparently came close to wiping us out because they dropped things that could be taken care of by a drone strike? It's not the technological aspect but how much is squashed in, humanity was suppose to be on brink of extinction yet their cities prosper, we travelled the stars and have fleets but a alien race is a threat because they drop essentially dud bio-weapons. And this war happened within commander rage's lifetime, that's a lot to cramp in with no explanation added.

ProbeVoyages AND he has no training with long bladed weapons.......no fencing experience

The future

maybe if they used some future space guns instead of sharp pieces of metal, they might do better in this war against monsters that require close range to be effective. Just a thought.

Want some Spaghetti! SIT DOWN

+Want some Spaghetti! I think you forgot the rest of the dialogue: GPS: "DENIED! Kale is much healthier for you, so SIT DOWN and dig in!" *GPS points you to the next vegan restaurant*

Want some Spaghetti! You don't have your seat belt on and you lean through the window GPS:SIT DOWN

*Me:* Will Smith GPS, take me and my friends to New Jersey. *GPS:* So I guess we're some kind of Suicide Squad...

Just because the movie never used apostrophes doesn't mean you need to use them incorrectly... "whe're"

lol Will tarnished his legacy so bad. Every Will Smith movie anyone watches now where he deals with an antagonist is just going to scream, "SLAP HIM!" What a way to ruin your entire legacy... acting like a drunk lunatic. Will "THE SLAP" Smith. LMAO... one of the biggest F ups in Hollywood. And HOLY shit, let the roasting begin. EVERY comedian and so many people are going to use this as ammo. The LAST thing you want to do when someone makes a HARMLESS joke (Rock didn't even know of her condition) is overreact like this. It just makes the 'schoolyard' laugh that much harder.

SAd Cena DENIED, SIT DOWN!

Valiant McKee How can you deny him if you can't see him?

Jake Theberge DENIED

SAd Cena DENIED! SIT DOWN!

DENIED

Well birds are technically dinosaurs but I get what you mean.

Will smith has the writing skills of a donkey. Even I would have written that "These creatures have never had contact with humans before, so they'll become very defensive to us, try to kill us, as we try to do what we need to do." And instead of just having absolutely no reason at all to truly attack them, I would have said "And they have the sphere of Amphora. It was taken by a sage a long time ago who was supposed to guard it from our enemy faction. However, there was an outbreak of these creatures because those assholes captured some of them and somehow they got loose. One of them swallowed it. Now we must go kill it in order to get it out." And then the son would have replied, "Can't we just make it vomit it up? I mean, it's an animal." The father would say, "Negative. They can hold it up to a week in their stomachs before it would be rejected because this particular species has a slow digestive track and making them vomit is impossible unless you want to risk getting killed. Besides, this one also killed your sister." And at that moment, the son begins to feel as if he wants revenge because he is being an irrational teenager. And the father too is being a total, irrational dickwad. And his wife would not be supportive. Instead, she'd be like "I'm telling you, that's a bad idea. You're gonna get the boy killed just like our daughter (name). Please don't do this." And like most men, they never listen to us women so they do it anyways and tells the woman to STFU and they'll do what they want to, even though it's just a testosterone run and they'll end up running away like a scared chicken or dying in the process, while we women would be like looking for a new man once he dies, not feeling sorry that he died because it was his own fault. (But at the same time feeling sad that I lost my husband and it'll still take a long time to heal from it...) And then the son spares the creature once he realizes it is in agony from the object, even though it is acting irrationally and trying to kill him. He instead runs like hell, screaming "MOM WAS RIIIIIGHT!" As he is scared as fuck because all teenagers feel more fear than adults do unless they were born like that guy from Rat Race where they cannot show emotions very well. And then shortly after, he smashes his toe on a rock, limping around like "OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK! OW! Dammit!" And then he ducks into a hiding spot so the creature cannot find him. He looks around and finds a rock and throws it and manages to MISTAKENLY bounce it off of trees and the creature goes to investigate.... Does the creature find out it was him? XD There, right there! That is a heart-pounding scene!

ian Elieff birds are not dinosaurus

I assume that they evolved this way before the humans left? I haven't seen the movie only gnus review

@@Okalani5000 so are you feminist?

**Oscars**

Chris bro can't you take a joke Will taking a joke denied

Cant blame him, he probably had "wild wild west" flashbacks reading the script. So he went with MIB instead....

I think Jaime Foxx would've been better anyway

Will wanted Django to be more romantic. Besides, he was more interested on turning his son a star than making a competent film.

Wait, what? Now I'm really disappointed. 😭💔

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

DENIED!

I got it! Stupendous Satellite!

I know right? It's not like it's called Channel Awesome or something.

Oh, if only this channel had a name like Cypher Rage to save it from its dull forgettable name.

Simple, the Ursa are so powerful that even the computers in future vehicles are afraid of them. If you want a better explanation, then you will be denied and told to sit down.

I may be one of the few people who read the book and thus knows this, but the reason is that apparently the Ursa's skin is so extremely thick and generates so fast no fire arms can pierce it. The only reason a cutlass can is because this is a "futuristic cutlass" that is one molecule thick at the tip, making it extremely sharp and easy to kill Ursa with it.

Luis Almanza then make cutlass missiles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tahkozz bruh jajajajajajajjajaja

Luis Almanza So the cutlass rips off the monoblades from Warhammer 40k. Future people should do what the Empire of Man does then. Monomolecular tips on rocket-propelled explosive rounds. Pierces the enemy's tough hide and explodes inside the soft fleshy bits. Gun trumps knife.

Or some kind of psychopath

even today I'm guessing astronaut suit would be airtight. plus as other said before, just using remote guided robot and drone would largely do the trick

Lemmy Mann hahahahah

nice

What is real? How do you define real?

DarthRushy What is light where is laughter

Even I saw that lol.

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...... hey

Asher Says a lot when the biggest emotional moment in the film was the scene with the CGI birds. Non-existent creatures have more emotion than everything on screen that WAS actually there.

Honestly, same here

Say what you will but that scene with the birds was genuinely heartbreaking, thus making the complete lack of any investment in the rest of the movie that much more terrible.

I did at least believe they were birds.

She died

@@KanishQQuotes no shit

@Go Time Now huh

Or because its blind, just outsmart the damn things x3

All 3 of those sound like fantastic film ideas. I really hope they come to fruition.

It's okay, we didn't miss it!

Where?

because you think you're the only one that is smart enough to know what nepotism means?

I'm a dinosaur.

DENIED SIT DOWN

Shamalamadingdong woul

i mean this guy who had a character say " we need to show the fire nation that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs."

Probably the same guy who thought it was a good idea to have Mark Wahlberg talk to plants.

DENIED

A better line would be: my suit turned black that's pretty cool but that's it

Nice, fuzzy puppet!

It’s his delivery of “That’s a recipe for cake” that SLAYS me every time. My side hurts 😂😂😂😂

"If you ain't outta control, you ain't in control." Did I do it right?

My god, your comment it so Grammatically incorrect, *have to be *you're

Gaiamatt Here comes the Gramer Notsees!

The Poke'Saurus The 'your' I can understand, but 'haft' is not correct in any way

Gaiamatt The what is the correct word, seance "your" such an expert on this?

TheTsugnawmi2010 #WTFU

DENIED, SIT DOWN!

Keva the Half-Kestora DENIED, DENIED!

TheTsugnawmi2010 DENIED, SIT DOWN

Yeah what the hell was that all about?

neonknights I remember... boy did that not age well.

To be fair that was on the heels of The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, and Signs.

This is what happens when you sniff your own farts too close and your head gets stuck up your ass

It did?

He was always a talentless hack.

a hack fraud!

*affected

or did Shamylan get affected by the Jayden Smithining

Spluff5 I like a lot of it, but was glad that they let us hear the music in later ones.

Spluff5 It's pretty wild isn't it.

Mine's the 2015 one (or the current)

i just like it because of critics laugh

Current because of Macho Man Randy Savage tbh

Hypetia it sounds more like a bad southern American accent

It's really aahtstanding

it sounds like a bad British accent attempting a southern accent

It sounds like someone trying to imitate every accent in existence at once

He literally sounded like a robot like I-

Denied

KanishQ Quotes SIT DOWN

You are an OTTstanding ranger

DENIED

SIT DOWN

No Dad(voice crack)

DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Will Smith, 2013

What a twist.

Denied

Denied... Sit down

word man, daz like, so dope. *I feel like I just lost several brain cells while typing those words*

The Improbable Space DENIED!

I know how you feel. Every time I say "dude", "dope", "man", an unnecessary "like", etc. I cringe. Annoyingly enough, the "like"s have worked their way into my speech through a subconscious sponge effect. That's what you get for five years of secondary school...

Huh, nice bit of dark humor

I'd want a whole review of one of the Shamylan movies he hasn't done yet with the puppet.

DENIED

CYPHER RAAIGE!!!!

Matthew Cool DENIED!

Danny Mendez I'll tell you how humans have been gone for 1000 years

Matt R ikr

I dont know... looks like he asked for millons for beign in ID2 and tried to force once again his talentless son in the movie.

I'd hardly call jaden tallentless. His performances in both pursuit of happiness and karate kid were enjoyable. He's not oscar-material by any means, but he's also a kid in an industry notorious for having legitimately tallentless tweens who can't actually act as much as play the same role over and over again (lookin at you, Disney). Seeing him give an actual effort, even when it doesn't go through too hot like in this movie, is to me a breath of fresh air and I personally feel like he's likely to just get better and better as he ages.

badflamer Haven't seen Karate kid but all he had to do in Pursuit of was deliver lines as a cute kid.

Eric Hardeman which plenty of 5 year olds can't do properly or stay in character to save their lives. Like i said, the kid isn't oscar material. He's just consistently proven to be at least slightly more competent as an actor than a significant number of his peers of the same age in this business.

what about wild wild west

Authoritaaaaaahhhhhh!

"Works"

@@MarioBario Denied

jbvader721 will smith was the best thing in suicide squad

@@jasonom8984 DENIED! You meant Margot Robbie...

@@EmptyAltruism you mean Margot Robbies ass

@@jasonom8984 also yes

@@EmptyAltruism to be fair it was a nice ass

I agree.

Most things are better than After Earth, tbh.

I disagree. The guy couldn't even play a villain in a single movie without a quarter of that movie being devoted to painting him as a sympathetic character. His ego has a fucking gravitational well.

eating raw faces is my least favorite thing to do. Deadshot isn't supposed to be unlikable? Ooooookaaaaay.

suicide squad looks cool but i think it's something bad

azathoth *SIT DOWN*

Denied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!