why are you everywhere?

I see you everywhere, im gonna watch your content now lol

My small futa co ck friend speaking straight facts

@@mce1159 thats weird but ok

The true strongest weapon... is the game's Source-spaghetti

Soldier’s girlfriend just got thanos snapped.

Boggers dude

What the hell is your PFP?

@@combineshowcases simpleflips with a boggers face

@@shipy490 Still terrifying af

Oof

Ez, to measure phylogical damage just use the scorch shot and pin a mic on the opposing players shirt

Mmph Mmph!

also because pyros would be comparably very low since his whole kit is based around damage over time in fact if i had to bet the highest i would say either the back scratcher of possibly one of the taunt kills... EXEPT HOLD THE FUCK UP THE THERMAL THRUSTER

@@simonsoupshark8009 your on to something

AMERICAN B O O T S

@@serioussponge6416 Not funny, numnumnum (eat gold II)

When he landed on 32 soldiers a tiktok ad played

@@serioussponge6416 and since we used a heavy as a target, "this american boot just kicked your ass back to russia"

Das right

That thing is more rng then csgo cases

So the bison is the new best weapon

@@unfunnyserbian more rng than getting the same world twice in minecraft

@@WarSaw3653 *thrise

I thought Bullet Spread was just flat out physics drugs And I was fucking correct

What?

almost a quarter of the number of atoms in the universe "10^80"

@@amhirpaladin666 doesnt make any Sense comparing damage numbers to the fcking scale of the universe

Telefrag is infinite

@@ivansanchez143 nope it does 10k base always

Distressingly based.

@@Ozionian *distressingly correct

Old Godzilla was hopping around

Nice pfp. Gotta represent the good ol days

@@dona2985 tokyo city like a big playground

That's a damn good pair of shoes, i'd say!

Drip shoes

You know what they say. . . You can't beat the power of the drip

They're American-made.

You're that guy who makes the tf2 animations

LOL

Oh. Oh dear. That would mean that the highest possible damage would be that equation +1.2^30, and the lower *0.8^30 That's a variance larger than the amount of atoms in our solar system.

potentially terrifying theory

@@JagEterCoola oh no

which ALSO means that if every soldier in that stack had a strength powerup it would've multiplied by 2 31 times

It lucks more like a integer overflow.

bless this mans and his codeing

Thank you for your wisdom.

It is still a integeroverflow.

It isn't. Damage values are stored as floats, not integers.

@@ProfessorHeavy1 then floatoverflow.

Exactly my thoughts

Ooh

@@X_mezo_X it's you :D

@@no_maidens_user That's right. Wait.. Who am i?

@@X_mezo_X **Proceeds to question reality**

Also something to note about the battalions backup that is causing your math to not check out. The battalions backup is not a flat 35% reduction. It reduces damage by 35% of its base damage, so a rocket with a base damage of 90 will have 32 damage (tf2 rounds damage up) subtracted from it regardless of falloff or ramp up. At max falloff a rocket will deal 48 damage, with the battalions it is 16 since it is subtracting 35% of the base damage (48 - 32 = 16). That is a more than 65% reduction. Same thing happens with ramp up, it will reduce damage less than you would expect since it is only subtracting from the base damage and is not affecting the ramp up damage. Since this only comes in to play when the weapon has ramp up or falloff you won't notice this on things like pipes or sniper rifles. TL;DR: source spaget

Well there is the pyro one

We don't talk about it

@@wheel4155 yes

Lets hope we wander no closer to such dark lands.

Well there IS one but uh We don't talk about the fact that pyro is gay

POV: your that tryhard troilder

Lmao

And yet if someone is standing on him, right next to his hand, they take less damage than if they're kissing his boots.

@@BlazingShadowSword the distance for damage falloff is calculated from the damage dealer's feet to the recipient's head. The location of the explosion is only used to determine the area of effect.

@@Something_Disgusting After learning how Doom's explosions work, this just seems like the norm for video games to do weird things with explosions.

He is indeed a god

@kinas45y5 10^20 vs 10^80. 20 is a fourth of 80, but it obviously doesn't scale like that as exponenets.

​@kinas45y5 10 to the power of 80 is more than 10 to the power of 20

Hi, Jakob

Yo dawg, keep up the banging work yo

@@LagomorphVinnie Hello :3

@@toxic_shr00m Thanks :3

well well well look who it is

These lights are SATAN!

Man, you really don't see the spaghetti code until you either use SFM, or you do detailed analysis of how mechanics work

@@markhirsch6301 or you look for the coconut

@@TheScorch191 please explain

@@markhirsch6301 apparently deep in tf2 code, there is a file named "Coconut.jpg" it is a highly detailed picture of a coconut, and if you delete it, tf2 wont even boot up.

When it's my time, I want SAXTON HALE to land on me. It would be less painful than suffering through anything the world can throw at me.

ikr, it's so shit. At least the zapinator can shoot faster.

@@spiceforspice3461 *The Orange Zapinator would like to know your location*

remember the zap has a myriad of many other beneficial options so RNG: the gun is less dependent than the bison

There’s no such thing as damage there is no 1dmg dipshit

Howd you escape the barn

@YeetUsStillAnimates I thought you died.

@YeetUsStillAnimates who's the punk you've heard about, then

I don’t think the scoreboard physically can hold a damage that high.

@@nonyabusiness5186 yes but it would be interesting to see what the scoreboard would show

@@dounet05 it will only show the soldiers health, it doesn't go past it

*Well well well*

*Hand it over*

*gib key*

My key, good sir

my key

It's probably hardcoded to do that. Source spaghetti says that the Rocket Jumper always resets regen.

@@KopperNeoman Well, it's more how the source engine registers rocket jumps, if you look at the mannpower mode, one of the powerups removes self damage with explosive weapons, and you can't jump with them, like at all. What is happening with the rocket jumper is that it deals the rocket launcher's base damage times 0 so that you get the knockback, but not the damage.

I was half right! Haha!

probably would still kill an ubered player since I think they just gave the ubered players like 99999999 hp with very fast overhead decay.

[title card appears] [blood splatters]

I wanna see this against an ubered target

@@cactusgamingyt9960 could be that they put the 32 bit integer limit instead

@@cactusgamingyt9960 nah, ubered players are just immune to damage, so unless they can only be killed with an "insta kill", aka trains, and falling into pits.

5 is the minimum, because 1 x 5 is 5.

Will Squib ever acknowledge his 514 subscribers and make a 2nd video!?!

Why should he acknowledge it?

Bruh

@@leonardo9259 i’m foreshadowing’

@@SquibGourmand I hadn't noticed

So much damage that Heavy is erased as a playable class

"Today we're going to do the math of how much damage Soldier's boots can do."

Pyro has lower max HP, and fall damage is percentage based. Because stomping transfers your fall damage's raw HP value to the target (give or take a multiplier) Pyro can't stomp as hard as Jane Doe can.

@@KopperNeoman Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

Hi, Vinegar

Goodbye, not vinegar.

Wine

156 🤓

It's basically the ending of gurren lagann

lmao

imagine seeing a f2p get 17k damage from a soldier stomping them lmao

Crits are 3x damage. Quickscoped bodyshots to the base damage of 50, while headshots deal 150.

Knowledge is power!! But mostly money is.

Theoretically, it would deal ≈78786413000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 damage with 100 player cap. That's 42 ZEROS in this number! After that, of course, game will crash because of overflow

Probably yes, but that wouldn't normally be possible in any real game since there would only be 1 strength power up available at a time.

Breaks the planet

Myes.

when the boots align worlds and gods will shatter

Just tf2 spaghetti code things