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I love how 47 doesn't even make an effort to make himself sound like anything but a psychopath.

"He's just finished a job, perfectly executed" "Do you know who this person is?" "It's me"

I like the subtle joke that a merciless mass murderer is not "cut-throat" enough for a top position at a bank.

1-this is exactly why 47 don't talk a lot, he knows that if he talk too much, he will scare the people way more than pointing a gun at them 2-The fact that 47 also was honest and sincere is pure gold

Psychologist: "Mr. Rieper, according to the personality test you are a complete psychopath." 47: "Oh... I guess you won't hire me then?" Psychologist: "What? No! You'll feel perfectly at home here!"

I like how the bank actually puts the answers right on the wall 47's facing. I want to go to an interview like this next time.

“Now Mr Thomas, there’s no fail or pass, right or wrong, just say what comes to mind.” 47: *Its free realestate!*

"He's got something in his hands. He's armed. Dual firearms, Large caliber pistols. It's me." - Agent 47

"we need someone a little more cut-throat" they say to the man that saw himself executing people and an eagle feasting on a corpse as well as a pile of money gained through less than legal means

The fact that your character always walks way faster than the NPC’s is the most obnoxious thing in video games.

the writers need a raise

47's one liners are absolutely hilarious. I particularly like the one on the Cartel mission when you dress up as the drug dealer and all he says after the guards say they'll escort him is "groovy".

im never trusting an accountant again

Banker: “We need someone a little more cut throat for our top position at our bank” Agent 47: “do you want me to cut your throat?”

"What do you see in this picture?" "It's me." "Ok, how about this one?" "That's me." "Right.. and how about this one..?" "That's a pile of money." "Oh." " *My* pile of money" ". . . "

I haven't done this path yet but now I have to, lol, this guy just literally gave you several graphic descriptions, showing that he's not anywhere close to what an average person might say these things are, a psychopath, etc. and yet they said this man isn't "cut throat" enough to be a Sellsmen?! What do you have to do to make them think you are, literally kill someone infront of them? 😂

What's funny is he agrees with the woman that his descriptions are graphic and empathizes with her reaction. 47 knows what he's doing to people on a psychological level. He compartmentalizes it as it just being a job, a job which his takes very seriously. My grandfather is a sociopath. He did jobs for some shady individuals and was charged with manslaughter when a man suffocated in his trunk. His only response to the police was, "oops". That being said, he cried like a baby when his wife died and when his grandchildren were born.

they did very well making the interviewers trying to sound like they actually care, but are like "fuck no we cant let this guy grow in power"

“It’s me” it literally IS HIM🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love how he never lies in his dialogue

47 as an accountant? Now there's a scary thought.

"there's no right or wrong answer" picks an answer "good choice !"

When they said accounting, I realized I've watched a phenomenal piece of comedy

"We need someone who can DIVE into the character" 47: "Bro, it's what I do for a living"

I like how 47 is giving clues about his real job

These games were so much fun. I know they're flawed and full of glitches, but the underlying gameplay loop was just so exciting and fun.

"In as much detail as possible" I don't think you want that "You're just not cut throat enough" HE LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU HE SEES HIMSELF AS A HITMAN WHO JUST FINISHED A JOB!

I like how the Joke Here is basically talking about how Accounting individuals are souless LMAO

Imagine if, right after he says "it's me," he pulls out two pistols and shoots them both

I saw... 1. Same thing 47 saw. 2. An eagle attacking. 3. A whole lotta gravestones.

HR: *"We need someone a little more cut-throat for the high rankings."* 47: "You have no idea how cut-throat I am."

Plot twist: 47 accepts the job and gives up being a hitman.

You know you failed the test. The picture behind the head of the interviewers are to be matched with the ones displayed. The hitman card is execution. The Eagle is opportunity. The last card is the only one you got right.

Why did she have to diss 47 like that in the beginning? 😂

Nah bro. 47 saying “it’s me.” Was one of the coldest things I’d ever heard.

Interviewer: this is a standard personality test 47: I see a man with two high caliber pistols

this shows just exactly what he sees, what he feels, and what he knows. when you think about this, you can get sad and cold from this.

0:21 I love how 47 just stops there and is like "Bitch, who the fuck do you think you are?"

I watched a review recently of this game where the guy was complimenting the game, that it wasn’t an assassin simulator, it was a killer simulator, and the devs now it well. That’s why they create these funny lines for 47 to say that are too on the nose for the player, but the npc’s are completely oblivious.

47 has clearly been watching American Psycho one two many times.

i love how the answers are right behind them

His "particular set of skills"

Funny thing about eagles they actually aren't very forceful still a bird of prey but they're kinda bad at it

They were really good with their observations landing him that Accounting job

He was amusing himself by toying with them, almost tormenting them even, Like playing with your prey before killing it... Like a true psychopath [:

“Well sir you seem like a total psychopath with homicidal tendencies. I think you’d make a good accountant.” My mother has been an accountant for as long as I can remember and I can confirm this is accurate.

Gotta say, for a personality test they really make it easy with the posters behind lmao

47: showing signs of a psychopathic serial killer the bank: you are perfectly fit to be an accountant

0:35 i wish they add a "keep up/walk with her/him" button to all games

I love how they have the actual answers behind, my first time doing it I didn’t even notice it

"on the a more positive note. I do think you will fit in perfectly with the more dry-witted accountants" Bruh. She gon die.

I always love the way 47 tells the truth about himself but with the correct wording so that nobody notices the ACTUAL truth

"It's me" bro didn't even hesitate 💀

I don't know what is more funny The honesty of 47 or the fact that they hired him despite acting like a psychopath

“Fits in perfectly with accounting.” Now that’s a good joke!

The moment when she said he's out of her league, the moment he stopped immediately.. Emotional damage.

Average Birmingham Citizen getting a job

It's like having an answer sheet and still getting the test wrong

Agent 47 as a hitman interviewing to be the bank's hitman.

The game developers are basically just trying to tell you that accountants are psychopaths.

I swear 47 isn't even trying to be funny but I'm laughing so hard at this

They're looking for someone "more cut-throat, who really dives into character". Yeah xD

Mr. Rieper sure does know how to get a job (done)

if someone ever tells me i'm not suited for a job because of a couple pictures, i'm going to actually turn into agent 47. This would probably be a lawsuit for unfair hiring practices.

I see a guy that finished a job killing Its me lol

I like how his responces are perfectly curated with the background paintings.

"mr. thomas, you can say anything you want" "finally"

So funny how he still gets a job after the interview 🤣

Okay never played Hitman, but I love how the cards correspond to the paintings on the wall, that was amazingly done.

"There are no wrong answers" and.. "Not what we expected" :D

"who is this person" "me" diana : damn it 47....

And, who is this man? It's me

I love the fact that 47 didn’t hesitate to say “It’s me.” at 2:19

I like how the posters in the back are probably a hint for getting the best outcome- idk I havent played the game but its just right there in my face with the tag lines corresponding to the images

My god. The answers are put on the wall. Love it

Doing a personality test for the HR meanwhile I've been focused on how i miss the game being broken a.k.a the womans fucking head being off her neck

Well that's... A very relatable way to look at things.

The choices match the paintings in the background lmao just noticed it.

"There is no pass or fail here, it's just a standard test to see how you fit into corporate culture" = You're not getting the job if you get this wrong.

The way you turned around when she said your not in my league had me weak

I like the fact that there is photos in the back telling you what to pick

The writers knew what they were doing making this sequence

I want to believe that since they already gave 47 the antidote here, he is actually enjoying EVERY DAMN SECOND

Im sorry sir, tomorrow simply doesn't exist, only this moment, repeated every time I sit in this chair.

They selected him straight away as they were afraid of their own lives 🌚

Damn, I'm even worse than 47 I guess. I saw a group of people standing over a person bleeding out in the last one. Guess I'm a psychopath

I love how he talks like a computer programs. It's so endearing.

Employers are never this upfront with the close on an interview, it's always a mind game or "we'll be in touch."

I love how the answers to the test are hanged on the wall behind

Have not watch or looked up anything Hitman related not sure why this popped in my recommendation

I'm cutrently trying to be hired as an accountant, I will have to try this in my next interview.

Grew up playing Hitman ever since the first title dropped. Stopped playing it with the 5th installment (absolution) until this day and I can say that in this video i'v heard 47 talks more than i'v heard him talking in the first 4 titles combined. This video explained why.

I can't believe I just noticed the background three pictures are the choices in the test.

''It's me:D'' the guy does not try to hide it at all

"Don't worry, there are no wrong answers" narrator: but there were wrong answers

I know there's one accountant he'd get along great with.

Little did they know who they just let have full access to almost the entire bank.

0:26 the tf was that

The 2nd looks a angel and the 3rd appears to be a city for me.