Geneva checklist | Best of r/HFY | 2035 | Humans are Space Orcs

Geneva checklist | Best of r/HFY | 2035 | Humans are Space Orcs | Deathworlders are OP

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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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@KouuToriProductions Жыл бұрын

Humans: *decides what is and isn't a war crime* Also humans: "It's never a war crime the first time..."

@kerbalairforce8802 Жыл бұрын

Quackbang out

@Iosaef Жыл бұрын

"It's not a war crime if war hasn't been declared yet"

@giin97 Жыл бұрын

I mean yeah, that's pretty obvious.

@ommsterlitz1805 10 ай бұрын

"Germany using poisonous gas, targeting and shelling of civilians and USA using flamethrower, napalm and nukes be like" : 👀

@KP-dy1yq 9 ай бұрын

"It's not a war crime if nobody finds out"

@donaldscholand4617 Жыл бұрын

When the humans learn about the rogue planet: "Huh! We wondered where we'd left that one ... Great! Now our collection is complete! Now, about that piracy..."

@vexile1239 Жыл бұрын

Well considering they only took the supplies to keep themselves alive and I'm guessing here did not game end their victims, it is tolerable and not worthy of total annihilation

@donaldscholand4617 Жыл бұрын

@@vexile1239 Perhaps a strongly worded letter? 😉

@chrislaf89 Жыл бұрын

It sounds like Humanity doesn't have an issue with just basic piracy. Sounds like they're so far ahead in the game resource wise, they would rather people take what they need if they are desperate enough to resort to such actions. It's only when you start actively doing it for gains beyond survival that they have issues, and those that do so probably don't exist for very long after they are found to do so. I feel like all the other races will go ask Humanity about this, and they'll be like, "Yea, want to see the recordings?"

@zambekiller Жыл бұрын

@@donaldscholand4617maybe delivered by rail gun to the pirates front door step

@dragonkidkai5330 Жыл бұрын

@@chrislaf89 From how I saw it the first thing that really pissed off humanity was when they killed unarmed civilians when committing the piracy, not just piracy for personal gain.

@lornbaker1083 Жыл бұрын

heh... We fired a cluthulu scale weapon. We literally shattered reality with madness. the elder gods would be so proud of us for weaponizing time.

6 ай бұрын

Elder Gods "They grow up so fast" wipe a tear away.

@anadaere6861 3 ай бұрын

"Your investments to that human in Rhode islands worked" "Yup, its great"

@jacoblee2846 Жыл бұрын

When humans looked at the universe and thought, "Reality looks nice, now where's the 426th dimension?"

@ThatOneDude80085 9 ай бұрын

“They gave up their goods without a fight, so they were seen as weak” them fuckers probably had insurance. They were like “why would I die for this I’m gonna get a payday!”

@roberine7241 4 ай бұрын

"I am not getting payed enough to care"

@leyrua 2 ай бұрын

Given the implication that humanity was doing fine even when other species were struggling, they could probably afford the losses without suffering much harm.

@ICountFrom0 Жыл бұрын

To quote, "How I learned to love the bomb" ... "What good is a doomsday device if you don't tell anybody about it?".

@ThoriberoCaroli Жыл бұрын

Well, as you know, the premier loves surprises...

@lindaorr1805 4 ай бұрын

Yea just don't pull a Saddam Hussein and claim you have the ability to really f up your neighbors then Truck your abilities across the border

@lumberluc 9 ай бұрын

Getting chased by the EDS "You asked for it" has to be the most intimidating and hilarious thing in space you can encounter

@damiennightmaresx7950 Жыл бұрын

now thinking of the term "glassing a planet" is "so 16000 years ago my dude" and then we have "dusting a planet" which out of context doesnt sound so bad till u know the context and are like "OH DEAR GOD-"

@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын

So be it...

@hamsta11 Жыл бұрын

well... maybe the author didn't intend it but since these are silicon based lifeforms then like how carbon based lifeforms expel CO2, silicon ones would expel a form of silicon dust, almost like sand. So the dust around the planet would likely be the deconstructed remains of a significant number of that aliens' peoples. not likely what the author intended but from a chemistry standpoint thats what would happen if there were actually silicon-based life forms.

@damiennightmaresx7950 Жыл бұрын

@@hamsta11 reminds me of the {sorry if this is a random tidbit] but of how the gems from steven universe react to human jewelery considering since thats basicaally a necklace of hearts just on a chain/string for fancy human to wear-

@KP-dy1yq 9 ай бұрын

@@hamsta11I'm relieved I'm not the only science geek that thought that 😅

@lumberluc 9 ай бұрын

Glassing a planet send the message "Nothing personal". Dusting a planet... that 2 degrees above "Nothing personal" and below "You just made it personal". The "You made it personal" can only be resolved one way, not with blood and gore and viscera. No, no, that's still "Nothing Personal". The "Personal" Realm, DNA deconstruction. A slow, yet effective, method of murder that the species starts to crumble before their own eyes, year by year. First, it starts with the lost of feeling in limbs, followed by nerves no longer working. Muscles start atrophying, followed by calcification of the skin. By a certain year mark, no births given, and most of the population is dusted. Most intakes are unsatisfactory and the population scrambles to find a cure. Little to they know, that their entire code is corrupted and finding new code to be capable with theirs is God-Territory. By the time something of a semblance of a cure is found, 99% of the species population is dust, and the 1% is infertile. Amazing what humans can come up with, when we're angry

@adrianbowen4024 Жыл бұрын

Orbiting the dead planet a behemoth watched the lone ship slip into hyperspace with its newfound message. As soon as the ship was out of range the behemoth powered on, its ancient engines glowing brightly as it’s frame shook off the cosmic dust that had built up over thousands of cycles. As it lurched forward leaving the dead world behind a single light was visible upon its hull. It read two words “ *unbridled retribution* “

@TheMonkey747 Жыл бұрын

Ooh, yes! Edit: possible edit, 'As it lurched forward, leaving the dead world behind, a single light was visible on it's hull, illuminating two words, 'Unbridled Retribution'.

@adrianbowen4024 Жыл бұрын

@@TheMonkey747 Anytime mate

@nevyn_karres Жыл бұрын

Hehe of course it did :)

@merlinathrawes746 9 ай бұрын

Oooohh! I like it!

@Shinobubu 5 ай бұрын

It has a license plate. FAFO.

@rensdehaan3754 Жыл бұрын

We try to avoid war at all costs, but once it starts a human truly becomes a human. Once a war starts our most primal urges kick in and no length is too great to protect ourselves.

@quinnhasse9170 Жыл бұрын

Whi needs protection when everything else is either ash or ir dead

@jaysonwalker4234 6 ай бұрын

@@quinnhasse9170humanity has a built in need to survive. If survival has to be made by total eradication of a species humans will do it. This is probably our most defining instinct.

@lordgalesdeep 5 ай бұрын

@quinnhasse9170 we don't need protection, they need protection from us. It's why humanity(In space) always seem to try the options of peace first since we know the savage cleansing fire that burns within our history.

@TheAmbex 11 ай бұрын

Me, a Canadian, glad to hear our Geneva Checklist survives far into the future 😅

@legionx4046 Ай бұрын

Canadians are walking war crimes 😂

@arandomsystemglitch2398 29 күн бұрын

Of course it does if it didn't almost every war everyone would be reminded why its needed because the fucking Canadians forgot to leave a fight for the rest of us and "glassed" 9 planets and 3 of them were accidental

@arandomsystemglitch2398 29 күн бұрын

Since yt be is here ill add with this but because intelligence on our selves is just that great no one actually rember if those planets existed or not the 3 that were acientendal

@veljkomilic8624 Жыл бұрын

Rest of the world calls it Geneva convention,here in the Balkans we call it a casual weekend

@jacknedry3925 Жыл бұрын

Oh no...

@dusanradin5868 Жыл бұрын

Misliš na povremene smernice iz Ženeve?

@MistyShadowsXX_Valdemar 11 ай бұрын

*Ethnic cleansing intensifies*

@zobius9191 8 ай бұрын

I love how the vibe of humanity in these stories is "Fuck around and find out.".

@GabrielMoura-gt9jb Жыл бұрын

When the Geneva convention becomes the Geneva suggestion

@mikkelnpetersen 7 ай бұрын

Humans: "So be it" Aliens: "We're f*cked"

@bradymenting5120 Жыл бұрын

watch out for the human flagship: the "Kowabunga it is"

@whiterabbit75 7 ай бұрын

Ah, the eminent You Asked For It. Sister ship to the inexorable You Had This Coming, both coming from the famed The Consequences Of Your Own Actions line.

@christopherbravo1813 Жыл бұрын

I find it kinda amusing that the straw that broke the camel's back in this instance was a planet named after a literal *child.*

@brigidtheirish 9 ай бұрын

Makes sense, though. No faster way to get every human in the area to go rabid protector than to hurt a child.

@christopherbravo1813 9 ай бұрын

@@brigidtheirish the planet wasn't a child. it was named after a kid-specifically a spoiled brat who acts like her life is so miserable despite being more well-off than at least 90% of the planet's population and yet gets showered with media attention. at least, I assume that's who the planet was named for. I can't think of any other "Greta"s that are all that important.

@paulhartman5683 7 ай бұрын

Greta may not refer to the climate activist Greta Thunberg. It is or was a common name derived from Margret. Both Heinlein and Asimov have used it in their books, both as character names as well as names of places.

@matthewklestinski7030 Жыл бұрын

Future Humanity is quite pithy. If the object lesson is of a sufficient magnitude, it cannot be ignored.

@Nempo13 9 ай бұрын

Past humanity was too. It used to be when you were caught being a thief they branded your face so you could never hide the fact you were a thief. Do it again? They cut off your dominant hand. Did it a third time? They just killed you. Think about all the problems we wouldn't have today if we had never stopped doing this simple and effective punishment.

@sorryociffer 6 ай бұрын

They sound like they evolved to take on both Vulcan and Klingon attributes.

@kennetth1389 Жыл бұрын

Yes it is true, Perceived weakness invites hostility, Just as true weakness invites hostility.

@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын

But showing your true strength also invites hostility. Looking at what humanity had up its sleeve, we'd scare everyone into an alliance against us. Keeping it low key may loose an occasional cargo, but, its still cheaper than all out war. So there could be good reasons for keeping everything on the down low.

@hanzzel6086 Жыл бұрын

@@Wastelandman7000I don't think Humanity really cared/cares about the materials being taken, especially by those in need. It was only once they started killing unnecessarily that they took notice.

@Mugthraka 9 ай бұрын

Aliens fucks with humanity Humanity : So you have chosen death

@gmailquinn Жыл бұрын

take to heart: there will be bloodshed, we can choose to be monsters

@Allantitan Жыл бұрын

And you can choose to surrender. The sooner you do the better off you are

@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын

Yep. WWI, WWII, Pol Pot, Stalin's purges, examples abound of what happens if we don't keep the beast under control.

@piedpiper1185 11 ай бұрын

'You asked for it' and 'The gloves are off'. I see the author is a fan of The Culture books.

@peanutbuttersketches Жыл бұрын

Humans really went, "You call that messing with reality?"

@merlinathrawes746 9 ай бұрын

Were I the aliens, I would listen to these messages and ask the Humans for a copy of their Geneva Conventions, study them, then beg humanity to be included as signatories to it.

@rianmacdonald9454 8 ай бұрын

Now, that is a good idea. You know soon as the first done that, and was under humanities protect - how long before every one asked the same. There you go INSTANT PEACE AT THE POINT OF A SWORD.

@Darkwintre Жыл бұрын

The ship captain finally turned off the recording. "Goodbye Father," he muttered to the shock of the others.

@TheMonkey747 Жыл бұрын

Ooh, that's a good one!

@Cadiangrunt99 Жыл бұрын

i love that twist

@Eboreg2 9 ай бұрын

"The Ura-Dranish scout ship Fraga then turned away from the desolate rogue planet with new understanding. Not just of a past they never knew they had but of a future that they vowed to never squander again."

@xRa01 Жыл бұрын

I have heard this one before... I would love to hear a response from the other races thought of the message

@orionstickguard790 Жыл бұрын

Re: Humanity What's this we hear about a Geneva convention? Re: Galactic Council Attached are the documents you asked for. Have a good day.

@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын

Probably something along the lines of "Oh shit."

@number-14 10 ай бұрын

@@Wastelandman7000Now they know humanity with a single ship was able to do that to the home planet, and honestly with a singular shipped they can drop Lee decimate an entire solar system. Ignoring what they can do with warp drive, and the extreme ability of their ships in addition to the shields- which just the publicly known Shields are the best around. Which leaves the implication that like all the other stuff, the concealed human shields would be all so far above anything else. They would probably be terrified, not want to let humanity mail because of fear, and they're probably going to try and avoid humans. If you suddenly found out that someone or broadman sake some species inhabiting your town was able to destroy the entire continent if it wanted to. How far away will you go away from this thing without question, how little would you want to interact with it, how little would you want to even be remotely near its state? Also humanity might be considered a threat that no military action should be taken towards whatsoever, which should anything like this happen-even though they've already been proven to be soft targets for piracy.

@Raganui Жыл бұрын

To semi-quote General Tullius - You started this war, now we're going to put you down, and restore the peace.

@kerwinbrown4180 Жыл бұрын

Technological superiority is nice. Poor intelligence on you for is bad while arrogance leads to destruction.

@chrislaf89 Жыл бұрын

I mean, it's quite apparent that Humanity has kept this secret for a long time before this war, and somehow over 8 thousand cycles, no one remembers that war. Seems like humans are the very adept at making sure such information is kept out of everyone's databases, but the purpose of this was to allow others to know what happens when you fuck with humans. You play stupid games, you win....a dusty planet.

@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

@labella9291 Жыл бұрын

Worth energy!!!!

@kerbalairforce8802 Жыл бұрын

Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, corn for the cornflakes!

@tonycrayford3893 7 ай бұрын

I've lost count how many times this has shown up on my recommended and also how many times I've clicked on it. 😅

@jackjohnstone2426 Жыл бұрын

Good story-but the stories where humans conceal their power level also confuse me. Demonstrating weakness invites aggression. Humans might have avoided conflict by not being so dead set on avoiding conflict.

@an_egg_cultist Жыл бұрын

I see this as confusing as well. My intuition believes it to mean humanity wants this to happen, like a cruel joke, but in the end it likely is just because the writing process isn't fully thought out.

@Iceangel19 Жыл бұрын

The term drawing fire comes to mind. Perhaps they are appearing weak so that the truly weak aren't victimized and the bullies are found out and punished. They also probably don't want to be perceived that way, and they might have elements of their history where stuff has happened and this led to the care they took to not actually wipe out the offending species in this story.

@erankaguri8621 Жыл бұрын

I agree. Look at the Shaolin monks. They are pacifists but they do not shy away from they'd do to you if you FIFO.

@ODST626 Жыл бұрын

Walk softly but carry a big stick.

@christopherbravo1813 Жыл бұрын

"Appear strong when you are weak and appear weak when you are strong."

@anaughtymoose Жыл бұрын

The interperative dance troupe is just killing it lately. Maybe it is the set design?

@nooneyouknow6539 Жыл бұрын

Love hearing these stories while working but there was one story I cannot find where aliens invade earth and kill a child and the entire planet goes genocidal on the aliens

@tcp3059 4 ай бұрын

"We Thought Wrong" is the one you seek, I believe.

@leonardnorling3769 Жыл бұрын

Congratulations on 60 thousand subscribers Agro!

@literalsarcasm1830 Жыл бұрын

"Those who come to us with the sword, by the sword they shall perish"

@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын

Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhythm that is Algo I was gonna say "We got Death Stars" but it turns out we have multi-timeline TARDISes instead

@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 6 ай бұрын

Rythm is a danca

@GnarledStaff Жыл бұрын

What I took from this is that 2 chances are generally enough.

@xavierspirit1811 Жыл бұрын

It’s not a war crime if you had a fun time

@jabberwock2517 5 ай бұрын

It's all fun and games until your home world gets dusted.

@Maddog3060 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the Total Perspective Vortex.

@nighthawk4502 Жыл бұрын

The real reason for that week long delay was to determine if there were any dessert tortoise on their home planet.

@KroMagnum4 Жыл бұрын

Fek around and soon find out.

@matthewgibbs6886 Жыл бұрын

these remind me of the mankizn wars. the reason humans were pacifists was due to the fact we were so very very good at war.

@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын

thank the heavens that the scout ship spread the word. imagine if humanity could extend the lifespan 1000yrs [8000yrs ago] what they could do now

@dusanradin5868 Жыл бұрын

We could expand our lifetime to 1000 yrs now,with current scientific level.

@GabrielArchon Жыл бұрын

@@dusanradin5868 While plausible, also, what kind of quality of life would that be at our current level?

@dusanradin5868 Жыл бұрын

@@GabrielArchon Dont ask me,my live quality,right now is shitty,at best,but given the chance of prolong it by few thousands of years,and tech to live on some other world(or even on a fleet) quality would probably be better than today. Not neccesary,but,still.Can you imagine yourself living as long as an Asari,or longer?

@Darqshadow 7 ай бұрын

@dusanradin5868 I would only accept this kind of Tech as long as all people have access to it. If only the elites do, that opens up a can of worms

@keithmays8076 Жыл бұрын

I love the fact that the ship was called "The Gloves Are Off." Makes me wish they built the U.S.S. The Gloves Are Off or the U.S.S. You Asked For It in response to 9/11. It would be so poetic.

@generalknowledge603 Жыл бұрын

Aliens: humans are weak traders and peace makers not warriors. Hitler to Satin: the Kisar thaught us the same thing in the Great War. Australians: Satin I want a resupply and you to make these weapons for us. Satin: Jesus what the hell? Australians: Is there a problem. Satin: No no probelm Rommel never thought you would acually take hell it was a joke. Australians: Rommel was a fool then.

@BobLazier-zk8gi 5 ай бұрын

Imagine a couple months after we actually make first contact and an alien sees a hfy human story.

@RichardX1 8 ай бұрын

The sea in a storm, a night with no moon, and the fury of a gentle man.

@Maid-to-kill Жыл бұрын

"Noah's Ark" has really changed since last I read it.

@dealerofic3cream1 Жыл бұрын

Alien: why I'm hearing boss music

@nevyn_karres Жыл бұрын

Hehe "You Asked For It" a perfect Iain Banks ship name :)

@piedpiper1185 11 ай бұрын

And 'The Gloves Are Off'. Culture Minds are running humanity's ships.

@ealtar Жыл бұрын

mehhh to be honest i was expecting more of "the checklist"

@rianmacdonald9454 8 ай бұрын

Could of easily expanded the war stories. Way too many choices could of been done with this story. Still an excellent little story.

@tristanmorrow6447 7 ай бұрын

I love how this one implies humans are an ancient race that acts like a young one with young races hahaha

@NorninTGK 6 ай бұрын

Humanity: "How do you do fellow civilizations?"

@sigurdbattenberg1523 Жыл бұрын

Great stories ! keep it up

@cedric3973 Жыл бұрын

I love that ship model in the aquarium

@xinf4mousx428 Жыл бұрын

My only problem is that humans waited so long and gave them so many chances, doesn’t sound like humans to me

@hanzzel6086 Жыл бұрын

These humans seem extremely culturally (and probably genetically) advanced. Making the delay between "fuck around" and "find out' believable to me

@gamerplays5131 8 ай бұрын

Probably to prevent internal strife and organize a casus belli, because sure humanity can erase an entire space empire but the issue is if the other half of humanity decides they don't like what the other half is doing and then proceed to enact a war in heaven.

@rianmacdonald9454 8 ай бұрын

NO they sound like they have finally learnt.

@yuuuuupp Жыл бұрын

This is amazing thank you

@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the reading

@DaddyHensei 8 ай бұрын

That reality breaker weapon was prob designed by a weeb trying to isekai themselves.

@MartyrPandaGaming 9 ай бұрын

It's interesting how most people view the Geneva Conventions. Most people view it as a list of the worst human atrocities to commit in war. Canadians see it as a cot dam Score Board. That knowledge has been the only thing keeping the U.S. back from 1812 Part 2: Electric Boogaloo. Those who know, know Canada is still posting numbers on the GCs.

@darkraiderph4739 Жыл бұрын

Humanity is literally fuck around and find out

@midgetydeath 9 ай бұрын

And that was nothing we did to our “allies” who abandoned us when we were attacked. We have a special way with traitors.

@Attaxalotl 3 ай бұрын

Piracy Insurance is one heck of a thing

@alanblack6500 Жыл бұрын

Damn! That was good.

@seanrobert9661 Жыл бұрын

[documented contact]

@yuuuuupp Жыл бұрын

My new addiction lmao

@trwsandford 5 ай бұрын

I’m pretty sure I saw Hecklefish swim by at some point! I didn’t see Gurdy though, she must be visiting relatives.

@jonku Жыл бұрын

What a great story

@vd780 Жыл бұрын

Xenos be gangsta until exterminatus is ordered

@einyv 7 ай бұрын

Great story

@genericuser984 Жыл бұрын

cool

@hollowpoint1646 4 ай бұрын

The Geneva Checklist 😂

@markeustace199 11 ай бұрын

somewhere Issac Asimov is grinning like a loon with these sci fi stories note: he wasn't just a sci fi writer, seriously check out his massive book of naughty limericks & rhymes😋

@diego2112gaming 8 ай бұрын

Ah yeah... the Geneva Suggestions!

@Avigorus 3 ай бұрын

NGL the temporal warfare bit has me puzzled because just manipulating spacetime to accelerate an asteroid from a distance shouldn't be jack... now if he'd targeted a ship and made it and all of those aboard experience a few centuries of entropic acceleration, like some sort of reverse time dilation that paralyzed the ship while it and all those aboard got aged to hell (and after a few centuries not even children born on the ship to the crew after they realized they weren't escaping on their own would still be around unless it had an absurd population and ludicrous reliability, redundancies, and/or spare parts), that I could see being temporal warfare. I just can't see what amounts to a warp catapult that happens to use the 4th axis counting...

@rosebloodwater13 Жыл бұрын

🌻

@seanjackson3051 Жыл бұрын

'how dare you!'

@archer_of_azure Жыл бұрын

Multiple third and fourth mistakes

@asandrewsilvaw Жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@giarnovanzeijl399 Жыл бұрын

This humanity is fucking idiotic for inviting the aggression like this. That said, the narration is good.

@goldosprey 6 ай бұрын

Third mistake, doing colony drops. Fourth mistake using nukes and chemical weapons

@stardust5789 Жыл бұрын

😊

@unspacy2099ad Жыл бұрын

wow

@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

@reggattobonner4451 5 ай бұрын

Will never make it to far the signal no gigercoumter

@blazecordell9353 Жыл бұрын

this story is basically a rewritten story of the human-forerunner conflict in halo lore

@valkgh Жыл бұрын

Geneva checklist for the rest of the world except the US it is just a suggestion

@williamh6892 Жыл бұрын

As it is said " it's not a war crime the first time"

@deus0rcinus889 Жыл бұрын

You both sound like 'The Spiffing Brit' If you don't know who that is. He is a Game/KZfaq/Stock Market exploiter, who is British and a wicked sense of humour

@williamh6892 Жыл бұрын

@@deus0rcinus889 if you like him look up the fat electrician on KZfaq. He has a wicked sense of humour

@DeezNuts-kl2te 5 ай бұрын

this is better than Warhammer 20k

@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm11!

@Banzai_-xn8ip 7 ай бұрын

when the canadians conquer earth

@Jasontrower-rundle Жыл бұрын

Apparently the console they left had no instructions on how to avoid run on sentences. Not a bad story, worst grammar and reading I've heard since leaving primary school.