Ahsoka - Prepare for Trouble & Make It Double

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The Little Platoon

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Part One: • Ahsoka - Not the Show ...
Ahsoka is finished. Dave Filoni saved Star Wars! Oh, wait, no he didn't. Ahsoka was completely unapproachable to the general audience and at times lapsed into Mandalorian-style awfulness.
Rebels fans may have derived more joy from the show than the general audience. Then again, Ahsoka butchers a whole lot of Star Wars: Rebels lore as well, so... maybe not.
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Timestamps
The School of Bad Writing: 00:00 - 03:15
NordVPN: 03:16 - 04:43
Witchcraft & Wizardry: 04:44 - 12:03
Dumb Droids: 12:04 - 18:53
The Witch, the B**** & the Capitalist: 18:54 - 23:12
Sabine x Ahsoka UwU: 23:13 - 29:09
Where is Thrawn? Why is Thrawn? 29:10 - 40:20
Decline & Fall of the Galactic Empire: 40:21 - 50:55
Huge Wang Is Good: 50:56 - 56:40
Fights and Chases etc: 56:31 - 01:07:13
The Eye of Sauron: 01:07:14 - 01:11:48

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@TheLittlePlatoon
@TheLittlePlatoon 7 ай бұрын
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@brockdavid
@brockdavid 7 ай бұрын
I was tripping earlier. That thumbnail cropped up, at some hilarious timing! I couldn’t breathe!
@joshportie
@joshportie 7 ай бұрын
I realize you dont know old star wars very well. Just like all the big critic channels. However the rebels werent completely technologically outclassed. The empire had better capital ships but not better fighters. They opted for a cheaper approach with ties until much much later. X wings had shields and hyperdrives as well as more manueverability in atmosphere.
@davejones9469
@davejones9469 7 ай бұрын
Two big vids in one day? Have you taken up meth? Or maybe started dating an Italian girl force feeding you espresso?
@johnnycrown5097
@johnnycrown5097 7 ай бұрын
25:39 Can you stop blaming lucas for everything in the prequels??? The prequels has a director, it's the director's job to make sure the actors act, not the producer which was Lucas... Lucas wasn't the only one in the studio for crying out loud...
@johnnycrown5097
@johnnycrown5097 7 ай бұрын
25:51 that example you used isn't bad, that's a good thing to tell the actor... Why the fuck didn't Ewan McGregor know that??? The stagger in that scene and his tiredness was actually good acting...i don't understand how you westerners just arbitrarily see things as bad... This is the "I don't like sand" debacle all over again whereby no one can tell me why it's bad, most likely because they were told that it was bad from someone else... You keep on proving more and more how much of a prequel hater you are...
@eliotmccann2589
@eliotmccann2589 7 ай бұрын
Highest praise to the thumbnail artist. Kudos, whomever ye be.
@roberthelm87
@roberthelm87 7 ай бұрын
Its a rare condition lol
@quenonilyas3491
@quenonilyas3491 7 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is most definitely next level, fckn brilliant !
@chrismatteson1312
@chrismatteson1312 7 ай бұрын
She looks great.
@MegaSpideyman
@MegaSpideyman 7 ай бұрын
Swap Shop had that as his avatar during Ahsoka. Not sure if he made it or not.
@rottenhead8385
@rottenhead8385 7 ай бұрын
@@chrismatteson1312 she's dating Assy Mcgee
@nont18411
@nont18411 7 ай бұрын
Dave Filoni simply did anything and everything to make Ahsoka more of a main character of the franchise than Luke.
@darbyohara
@darbyohara 7 ай бұрын
He sucks. I dont know why people think he’s so good. He doesn’t understand Star Wars if this is what he came up with
@eddobh
@eddobh 7 ай бұрын
and than made a live action adaptation named after her, but about Sabine.
@robertharrison1058
@robertharrison1058 7 ай бұрын
And gave Sabine all the plot Armour no wonder some now call failoni cowboy cuck.
@blackcat-fr6lu
@blackcat-fr6lu 7 ай бұрын
*Assoka
@andybaker7558
@andybaker7558 7 ай бұрын
You could see this coming years ago, glad everyone is realizing it now.
@simbadas1234
@simbadas1234 7 ай бұрын
sabines injury literally looks like someone extnguished a lit cigar on her skin, yet we're supposed to believe she got impaled by a beam of energy hot enough to melt steel in seconds.
@darbyohara
@darbyohara 7 ай бұрын
They really fucked up with that. They ruined the lore. Countless characters have been run thru by a light saber and died yet she can have it happen and live?! Da fuq
@pwh1981
@pwh1981 7 ай бұрын
​@@darbyohara And not just her. Reva, as well as the Grand Inquisitor in the Obi-Wan show. Qui-Gon, the prime example of a rule that you die when impaled by a light saber, has now become the exception.
@TheLittlePlatoon
@TheLittlePlatoon 7 ай бұрын
It’s fine, honest. She’s just really resilient…
@TheHardys01
@TheHardys01 7 ай бұрын
@@TheLittlePlatoon Your thumbnail is childish as phk. The immaturity is unneeded. Be better than Drinker.
@austin9568AuraMasterDX
@austin9568AuraMasterDX 7 ай бұрын
If only lightsabers where actually lethal, then we'd be smokin on that Mando Pack 🚬🚬💯🤣
@nont18411
@nont18411 7 ай бұрын
Sabine: Stole the map and gave the map to Baylan which made Thrawn return. Ahsoka: Let Sabine get away with it without repercussions. New republic: So corrupt and incompetent that it didn’t notice the resurgence of the empire. Meanwhile, Disney: “It’s all Luke’s fault for…trying to kill Kylo Ren in his sleep one time but stopped himself beforehand which somehow justified Kylo to turn evil and murder billions.”
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 7 ай бұрын
Lazy writing
@Flashboy284
@Flashboy284 7 ай бұрын
In all fairness Luke did something really dumb and out of character considering he's the guy who looked at one of the most evil people in the universe and said "I can see the good in you".
@shisho_sos8093
@shisho_sos8093 7 ай бұрын
​@@Flashboy284Luke in Sequel trilogy is what Katheleen Kennedy want him to be: Old, Dumb and Useless, so that She can force her self insert to Outshine him
@HolyknightVader999
@HolyknightVader999 7 ай бұрын
That should have been Ahsoka trying to kill Ben Solo, not Luke. Ahsoka knows full well what an evil Skywalker can do.
@shisho_sos8093
@shisho_sos8093 7 ай бұрын
​@@HolyknightVader999I agree but Ahsoka is a Girl and Girl cannot make mistake in the new Star wars
@cobba42
@cobba42 7 ай бұрын
Man, as much as I appreciate your writing and narration and generally your style, I can't bring myself watching the rest of this because I realized that I don't give a rats behind any more of what goes on in that or any other Star Wars show. Appreciate the effort and the sacrifice though.
@TheLittlePlatoon
@TheLittlePlatoon 7 ай бұрын
No worries! Sad that we’re at that point, to be honest, but that’s what Star Wars has become.
@Dr.Strangmeme
@Dr.Strangmeme 7 ай бұрын
I've unsubscribed from the star wars lore channels because I've no interest in this crap. So, it's trickling down beyond just Disney losing viewers.
@ShinkuGouki
@ShinkuGouki 7 ай бұрын
I think exactly the same. I don't give a rats ass what happens to Star Wars. It's a muppets show for grown ups. I'm surprised so many people love this franchise.
@MrDukeSilverr
@MrDukeSilverr 7 ай бұрын
@@ShinkuGouki The Disney adults, bsiclly nerd crew by RLM
@criticalcommenter
@criticalcommenter 7 ай бұрын
I think most of us are tired of watching reviews of bad shows. It's a shame that everyone has to resort to hate views rather than interesting content. I hope that platoon gets out of the habit. Don't become another Disparu.
@Lemon_Inspector
@Lemon_Inspector 7 ай бұрын
There's a very simple and logical explanations for why they're taking apart Star Destroyers just to put the parts into new ships. The Good Guys can't fly Bad Guy ships. That would confuse the audience!
@TheLittlePlatoon
@TheLittlePlatoon 7 ай бұрын
Someone should page Botox Karen in Mando. They just spray painted a massive sigil on the underside of an Imperial cruiser!
@danollerenshaw8410
@danollerenshaw8410 7 ай бұрын
The pause of showing the lightsaber scar and then interjecting with "I once tried to cook pizza...". Cracked me up good
@Alex_FRD
@Alex_FRD 7 ай бұрын
I like how this is basically "Ahsoka: An Unbridled Rage".
@Barwasser
@Barwasser 7 ай бұрын
except with an acceptable release schedule...
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 7 ай бұрын
@@Barwasser they are evolving
@Hyndira
@Hyndira 7 ай бұрын
Did he ever finished his series about the Sequels? 🤔
@mrbigglezworth42
@mrbigglezworth42 7 ай бұрын
@@Barwasser Get a load of this guy, expecting longman not to take a long time.
@roglach4681
@roglach4681 7 ай бұрын
​@@mrbigglezworth42Taking a bit to finish a series is perfectly fine, but being around halfway through (at best) after over 4 years? Yeah, that's just irritating on a whole other level. I love Mauler's videos and his style, but the ridiculous wait-time between episodes and the amount of different projects he jumps into (EFAP, other films) instead of finishing the main one (TFA) strongly reminds me of GRRM and keeps me from supporting him financially, because I'm not going to pay for (at best) two videos a year.
@MrBonified66
@MrBonified66 7 ай бұрын
I'd watch Assoka. No one could withstand her silent but deadly attack.
@ericv00
@ericv00 7 ай бұрын
Her constant smirk would annoy me to hell.
@tonep3168
@tonep3168 7 ай бұрын
Watch out for when she folds her arms, you know something serious will drop!
@SlyCooper1920
@SlyCooper1920 7 ай бұрын
​@@tonep3168I hope she's not gonna spew out random shit about the force
@sparkypack
@sparkypack 7 ай бұрын
*butt
@TheHardys01
@TheHardys01 7 ай бұрын
How phukin old are you people??? Jesus Christ...... Bloody 10 year olds🤦‍♂️
@MajorSmurf
@MajorSmurf 7 ай бұрын
Anyone else miss actual competent villains. God dam at least Team rocket managed to usually kidnap Pikachu before getting blasted with lightning or something else. Thrawn could have a nuclear bomb strapped to Ahsoka's chest and still mess it up.
@TheKpa11
@TheKpa11 7 ай бұрын
Though Pokémon shares the “You should not be alive after that” trope (I just made up a name, so if that’s the actual trope name 😊) And makes it a joke too
@kylebradley3
@kylebradley3 7 ай бұрын
He'd deactivate it to save resources and monolog about how he's four steps ahead of them.
@MajorSmurf
@MajorSmurf 7 ай бұрын
@@kylebradley3 I was thinking more he'd slip on a banana peel, break his ankle, accidently hit the switch, look directly at the camera as the nuke goes off and say. "All according to plan baby." Meanwhile Ahsoka jumps off a small box and goes to the world between worlds.
@ericsbuds
@ericsbuds 5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@deRNmEpRrMm
@deRNmEpRrMm 5 ай бұрын
I want another villain like Thanos from these massive IPs. It's so unfortunate that we "have" to put up with this bad quality of character and world writing.
@Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God
@Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God 7 ай бұрын
The Sabine not feeding her cat gag had me rolling 😂
@DaKdawg
@DaKdawg 7 ай бұрын
Rip Feral cat that is not merchandise
@kbbrown8154
@kbbrown8154 6 ай бұрын
It's Asotin's headdress.
@Blakmagic88
@Blakmagic88 7 ай бұрын
That thumbnail🤣🤣🤣
@dronesclubhighjinks
@dronesclubhighjinks 7 ай бұрын
I cannot unsee it. 😵‍💫
@danielkrcmar5395
@danielkrcmar5395 7 ай бұрын
11:40 You forgot the most important part... the map which was made at least centuries ago is the map to the location of the guys who only went missing 5 years ago during a spontaneous event that had no prior planning and was caused by a guy who never knew of the existenceof this map...
@Dr.Strangmeme
@Dr.Strangmeme 7 ай бұрын
Jeezus. That's fvcking terrible writing.
@OgreJoe
@OgreJoe 7 ай бұрын
The map showed the Space Whale migration route
@lordofthepizzapie9319
@lordofthepizzapie9319 7 ай бұрын
@@OgreJoe And how exactly could anyone possibly know where they ended up? If star whales can travel between galaxies at absurdly fast speeds (something the show does it's best to gloss over, as with many things) Thrawn could have ended up literally anywhere in the universe, which I remind you is magnitudes larger than the human mind can comprehend, not to mention that almost noone even knew he dissappeared in the first place. It was established in this very show that as far as everyone knows he died in the battle of Lothal. And don't even try that nightsister crap. That was most likely just an on-the-spot idea Filoni had to patch up this supercluster-sized plot hole after the fact, as evident by it's complete absence before this.
@johannesseyfried7933
@johannesseyfried7933 7 ай бұрын
​@@lordofthepizzapie9319It really is quite strange that they found him so fast. They're in a completely new galaxy. I'd assumed there would be some obstacles. Instead they just arrive and practically instantly find Thrawn.
@kaykutcher2103
@kaykutcher2103 7 ай бұрын
​@@johannesseyfried7933Basically waited at the airport for his mates holding a neon arrow pointing at him in hand.
@adrenjones9301
@adrenjones9301 7 ай бұрын
The Empire not taking advantage of another Galaxy is almost as weird as Disney inventing an entire new Galaxy, free of the constrictions of old lore, and all they do with it is leave as fast as possible.
@andrewmontague9682
@andrewmontague9682 7 ай бұрын
I love these reviews. As somebody who writes for fun (never likely to be published) they are brilliant lessons in how NOT to write.
@xSilentZeroXx
@xSilentZeroXx 7 ай бұрын
Honestly, I think there's a market for your work no matter how bad you think it is. And maybe it *is* bad, but compared to this drivel I'll bet it's downright Shakespearean. The timing really couldn't be better.
@OG-ColorfulAbyss.
@OG-ColorfulAbyss. 7 ай бұрын
Even better examples are everything Star Wars since Disney took over and ruined it all.
@DaKdawg
@DaKdawg 7 ай бұрын
It's easy to get published, but getting popular of nation or world wide acclaim, that's the challenge.
@malbasedvalentine3210
@malbasedvalentine3210 6 ай бұрын
I can tell you for certain that the most average person have the competence and naunce to write better than any modern Disney affirmative action hireling…
@ericsbuds
@ericsbuds 5 ай бұрын
i have to wonder if the writers of ahsoka had ever written anything before they got hired... id bet your writing is a hundred times better!
@marcmarc1967
@marcmarc1967 7 ай бұрын
My favorite part of the show was when they travel to a completely new galaxy, and infinite possibilities are open to the writers, and they land on a planet that's basically a carbon copy of Tatooine.
@JohnSmith-kv1uo
@JohnSmith-kv1uo 7 ай бұрын
It was unknown space not another galaxy
@billjacobs521
@billjacobs521 7 ай бұрын
@@JohnSmith-kv1uo The map shows another galaxy. If that's not the case, then the dialogue and the visuals are contradicting each other. Take your pick of which stupid thing they did. Besides, even if we're going to say it's in some part of the vast uncharted space of the home galaxy, it's STILL stupid that they trip over Thrawn in 10 seconds on an entirely boring, been-there-done-that planet. Unless this "unknown space" was literally one single planet somehow missed in the surveys. Fucking Camino wasn't this hard to find.
@JohnSmith-kv1uo
@JohnSmith-kv1uo 7 ай бұрын
@@billjacobs521 thrawn from unknown space and ig u look at the map unknown space is like 1/4 of it shit tons of races but thrawn race rules over most of the unknown but cool thing about unknown space is not all explored and u gotta have a Skywalker to fly around in it so weird little army and shit pop out of no where in unknown
@JohnSmith-kv1uo
@JohnSmith-kv1uo 7 ай бұрын
@@billjacobs521 and honestly I never watch the show and I won't but nothing have travel to a different glaxey untill Yoda store is cannon or finish
@pittland44
@pittland44 7 ай бұрын
Platoon, I've carped about this before on other threads and I'll say it here. This was done vastly better in the Expanded Universe. The whole point of Heir to the Empire is that an organization like the Empire doesn't die over night and would go down kicking and screaming. Hell, in the books the Rebellion/New Republic are never quite able to finish them off and they eventually make peace. It's a far more interesting, realistic and satisfying story.
@dalemanolas5994
@dalemanolas5994 7 ай бұрын
I loved all the excitement and fan theories about the Fallen Jedi......then he turned out to be a green fart in a can. That was peak Buttsoaker! They jumped the fart right there!
@TheUncivilizedNation
@TheUncivilizedNation 7 ай бұрын
You mean Marrok? The guy we all thought was either Ezra or Starkiller? Regardless I’m glad we were wrong about Starkiller cuz having him in this show would’ve been a worse tragedy then the pitiful performance of Thrawn’s dialogue
@TheLittlePlatoon
@TheLittlePlatoon 7 ай бұрын
I burst out laughing when he burst into green gas. What even is the point?
@Barwasser
@Barwasser 7 ай бұрын
@@TheLittlePlatoon The point is that Beppo the Clown can now inflate some evil Force-Users at your kid's birthday party. In the past, the best he could do was some animal-balloons but I guess the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
@nobody2996
@nobody2996 7 ай бұрын
I mean, I don't even blame the show for that. They did nothing, eitehr through the writing or the directing, to indicate there was any mystery or reveal to uncover, the dude was just a mini-boss with no personality and only one line. He was just there. People went wild with theorizing simply because he wore a mask.
@kaykutcher2103
@kaykutcher2103 7 ай бұрын
I can't blame people for expecting more from a show produced by a multi billion dollar cooperation that's famous and beloved worldwide for its stellar outings which cost millions. I can, however, blame the makers of said show for endless key jangling. Never watched the toons since their animation style hurt my eyes even as a wee kid but they gave that gas zombie starkiller's armour and didn't dismiss any of these fan theories (because attention=more money's). Also what made gas zombie so special? Every other zombie was a mindless weapon on legs yet he talked and could think for himself. I'd call that baiting.
@LUNATIC75
@LUNATIC75 7 ай бұрын
That thumbnail is a work of art.
@KRobinson-ko1ne
@KRobinson-ko1ne 4 күн бұрын
More like a work of FART…I’ll kick myself out…
@dcstiger
@dcstiger 7 ай бұрын
We truly live in the golden age of popular entertainment. Blessed with luminaries like Dave Filoni, Alex Kurtzman, Rian Johnson and J.J. Abrams. The world owes these men a debt of gratitude for sharing their talent for completely destroying established properties.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 7 ай бұрын
This is the golden age of utter darkness.
@olafgurke4699
@olafgurke4699 7 ай бұрын
@@chasehedges6775 It's like we're living in the Second Age of Lord of the Rings.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 7 ай бұрын
@@olafgurke4699 💯💯.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 7 ай бұрын
@@olafgurke4699 JRR Tolkien and Peter Jackson were prophets.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 7 ай бұрын
@@olafgurke4699 And the White Queens Winter from Chronicles Of Narnia
@martinkrog5943
@martinkrog5943 7 ай бұрын
That's the sorta thumbnail that will make warriors of old kneel to you in Valhalla !
@VexElectronica
@VexElectronica 7 ай бұрын
Nicholas Cage looking at this thumbnail: "I could eat a peach for hours."
@deadbrother5355
@deadbrother5355 7 ай бұрын
I can attest that writers now days make things up on the fly. I was a caterer for a medium scale TV production. They were halfway through filming a season of the show. At lunch I overheard the writers (who happened to be pretentious douche bags) spitballing their stupid ideas of how to wrap up the season. I was shocked to learn that is the way it works.
@John-Doe-Yo
@John-Doe-Yo 7 ай бұрын
Any clue what show it was?
@darbyohara
@darbyohara 7 ай бұрын
Or steal them from other shows cuz they’re talentless and lazy
@MajorSmurf
@MajorSmurf 7 ай бұрын
@@John-Doe-Yo Honestly you could probably pick any show within the past decade. I've read so many horror stories about this exact kind of thing from other people in the film industry where so many shows are just haphazardly thrown together. There is absurd amount of this happening in productions costing hundreds of millions. Even scripts for Marvel films don't get finished anymore. They just start writing while filming. Doesn't help directors or producers going in throwing their weight around and changing plot points.
@deadbrother5355
@deadbrother5355 7 ай бұрын
@@John-Doe-Yo im embarrassed to say, but honestly I was just cooking and serving the food. It was called Dwight in shining armor. I never watched it because just the sets and concepts seemed so shit. It may have even been a Mormon show but im not sure.
@L33Reacts
@L33Reacts 7 ай бұрын
​@deadbrother5355 don't be embarrassed bro there is nothing wrong with serving food. 🤝
@lordcorporal4247
@lordcorporal4247 7 ай бұрын
A secret imperial return led by Thrawn and moff Gideon in the suit as the Vader , if written well/sensibly, could’ve been something very very cool.
@RezaQin
@RezaQin 7 ай бұрын
How is this so hard to make a good Star Wars show
@BeardedDanishViking
@BeardedDanishViking 7 ай бұрын
Because Star Wars is left in the hands of amateurs and hacks.
@ShinkuGouki
@ShinkuGouki 7 ай бұрын
The problem is you still hope that they will
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 7 ай бұрын
because the IQ of the writers is below room temperature
@JacobBite
@JacobBite 7 ай бұрын
@@ShinkuGouki You know, I would say Andor, but that makes me realise Andor isn't really like typical Star Wars at all.
@JohnSmith-kv1uo
@JohnSmith-kv1uo 7 ай бұрын
Because Disney so woke
@thelastbrickbender2139
@thelastbrickbender2139 7 ай бұрын
17:44 it has been an established ability for a while before fallen order most notably Quinlan Vos had it, the explanation however was that it was an incredibly rare ability you had to be born with and Ahsoka has never been shown to have it before
@nightknave744
@nightknave744 7 ай бұрын
Cal basically said the same thing they made it very clear that you had to be born with the ability and it would show up during one's childhood.
@PyroDoesYT
@PyroDoesYT 7 ай бұрын
That reveal of this ability Ahsoka apparently has but never used ever, really pissed me off. She was my favorite SW character, but Tales of the Jedi and now this show keep making her a Mary Sue. I guess Dave forgot that force dichotomy being a rare, born-with ability was something he wrote when he was helping to write the Clone Wars.
@darthcaliginous2066
@darthcaliginous2066 7 ай бұрын
Its not even something you’re born with, its ability only Quinlon voss species had only that could be amplified by the force but filoni uses the force for whatever the plot needs, he steals a lot from the EU is
@ggt47
@ggt47 7 ай бұрын
It was fine for Cal as it is consistently used. As well for lore and serves a plot purpose. While Ahsoka uses once and never again.
@darthcaliginous2066
@darthcaliginous2066 7 ай бұрын
@@ggt47 its lazy at the end of the day, its always been the case some species in star wars had stronger connections than others, like Togruta but giving out random force powers never forshadowed or used before breaks canon, Disney wants to make everything canon with no consistency in their movies games books and shows. A novel or comic comes out Filoni creates a show in that time period completely decanonizing the book by completely contradicting everything in it while plagiarizing other stuff.
@poissonsumac7922
@poissonsumac7922 7 ай бұрын
"That's no moon...."
@Nokaret
@Nokaret 7 ай бұрын
I recently recommended your channel to a friend, describing it as "like MauLer, but more sophisticated" Well played, Sir 😄👌
@jonahfalcon1970
@jonahfalcon1970 7 ай бұрын
Mauler wants to be Mr Plinkett, except he doesn't understand Mike Stoklasa thinks Plinkett is pathetic. Mauler thinks Plinkett is awesome.
@MegaSpideyman
@MegaSpideyman 7 ай бұрын
​@@jonahfalcon1970What makes you think that?
@matthiuskoenig3378
@matthiuskoenig3378 7 ай бұрын
@jonahfalcon1970 yeah but mauler is actually entertaining and makes legit points unlike plinket or Mike.
@Daxinar0
@Daxinar0 7 ай бұрын
​@@jonahfalcon1970 I'd say Mauler is better at this point, at least in terms of long form reviews. Also, Plinkett IS awesome, Mikes feelings on the character are irrelevant at this point.
@MegaSpideyman
@MegaSpideyman 7 ай бұрын
​@@matthiuskoenig3378Do you not think Mike makes any good points?
@JohnKollar
@JohnKollar 7 ай бұрын
I almost fell off my seat when you said you had a case of the big ghey in relation to Sabine's hair. You, sir, are brilliant and hillarious.
@Theframeinator
@Theframeinator 7 ай бұрын
Loved the video. As for the Whole New Canon and old Canon thing regarding Nightsisters. In the old EU, there was a planet called Dathomir where a coven of witches lived. These witches were semi force sensitives as a way to survive in their hostile environment. As such, being a dense forest world they were overlooked as a civilized planet and developed their own force "magics". There were only a few characters to come from this era, the best known one being Silri, who was a full on force user. Rancors were also native to the planet, as well as other tribes like the Spider Tribe. Then TCW came along (Per usual) and bulldozed everything that came before it, turning the planet into a dead planet and giving the witches actual magic. They also made it so they enslaved the Zabrak who before weren't native at all to dathomir. They also ruined the race of Asajj Ventress who before was a Rattataki. They just retconned the entire Rattataki species to be night sisters instead. Where as before they were clearly just a subspecies of humans. In conclusion, TCW should be considered Disney Canon and not EU material as it just ruins everything that came before it with little to no regard as to what the significance of it was. On top of that I'm tired of seeing the puppatered corpses of things from the EU brought into canon like the Dark Troopers and the Mythosour. They just bring them back without caring or knowing what made them cool or special to begin with and it ruins the legacy those things left behind. Fuck Disney Star Wars. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
@mazkeraid4039
@mazkeraid4039 6 ай бұрын
Even if you set TCW for Disney Canon it still contradicts what came before from the films, and either way it was a lose-lose situation. Also, the characters that currently resided in Dathomir such as Talzin, Daka, Karis, Talia, and Naa’leth, can and should work for Post-OT EU’s Dathomir than for TCW’s Dathomir which I aim to rectify it in my reimagined world of TCW into something more meaningful.
@ericsbuds
@ericsbuds 5 ай бұрын
i only learned about nightsisters and Dathomir after playing jedi fallen order. i really like that game!
@azren2255
@azren2255 7 ай бұрын
The NordVPN advertisement was spectacularly hilarious. If I wasn't already using another service I'd definitely sign up. ("Unlike your wife." Phenomenal)
@kevinoneil5120
@kevinoneil5120 7 ай бұрын
I don't even need to see the video now... I'll still watch it, but the Ahsoka Thompson thumbnail is all I need.
@MediumRareOpinions
@MediumRareOpinions 7 ай бұрын
This is where the the fun begins, it sure didn't start watching the actual show.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 7 ай бұрын
The fun is when you go to watch Revenge Of The Sith and realize it's a masterpiece
@slaapt
@slaapt 7 ай бұрын
Assassin droids should work on RAM memory only. Once power is lost, data gets corrupted (though bits and pieces can be recoveree). But that is easily fixed by a small relay switch that runs a bunch of BS through the banks if main power is lost. So either the memory banks are intact but scrambled/corrupted due to power loss protocols, or the banks are damaged and the data is lost due to power loss, or the data is lost due to physical damage. Assassin droids should not have persistent data storage.
@TheLittlePlatoon
@TheLittlePlatoon 7 ай бұрын
You’d think they’d have figured that out. It’s a pretty major design flaw. You might as well just leave your finger prints and spit all over the crime scene.
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 7 ай бұрын
volatile memory technology is a pretty easy thing at this point and to be fair it's easier to make than non-volatile memory. Once power is lost all data is lost and you have ZERO ability to recover any of it. It's not "corrupted" it's all gone. But the technology part is seconday, this is a major logic fail that assassin droids would not just self-destruct if damaged, especially when it has already been shown they can
@nobody2996
@nobody2996 7 ай бұрын
@@TheLittlePlatoon HK-47 didn't die five times for his framework to recieve such a major downgrade.
@slaapt
@slaapt 7 ай бұрын
You are incorrect. There isn't a zero ability to recover data from RAM. RAM data can be recovered in some cases if they get to it fast enough, even after power has been lost. It takes time for the data to clear, which can be seconds up to minutes depending on circumstances (and cooling the ram to very low temperatures increases the available time). And it will be "corrupted" because certain bits might have degraded before others or stuff might be at unlabelled places in the memory, making piecing data together quite difficult. Yes, it will take an expert to do, and only works if people are basically standing at the ready to instantly extract the RAM, but it is not impossible. Considering that a captured droid is quite the security risk, adding some safe guards to prevent data extraction a sane thing to do. And just in case you're not interested in googling it for yourself, this is what wikipedia has to say about cold boot attacks: "The attack relies on the data remanence property of DRAM and SRAM to retrieve memory contents that remain readable in the seconds to minutes following a power switch-off."
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 7 ай бұрын
@@slaapt My man, modern computer DDR RAM refresh rate is in GHz. If it isn't refreshed at that speed the contents are lost. It's very much volatile, that's the tradeoff for its speed. That means with anything remotely modern at room temperature you have milliseconds after power off before it's all gone. And I don't mean corrupted. I mean actually gone, the capacitor of each cell is discharged, it's all zero now. With SDRAM, aka the type of memory used in CPU caches it's even worse because each cell is not a small capacitor but a group of transistors, so you get microseconds after power off before all data is erased. For actual mainstream electronics the attack is called "cold" boot because it requires you to freeze the RAM with liquid nitrogen while it was still on, then you can do the recovery process. If there is no liquid nitrogen involved while it was still on, you have lost the data the moment it is turned off. Period.
@wun1gee
@wun1gee 7 ай бұрын
Hera's flying a Trade Federation shuttle because in Rebels the Ghost's snub was destroyed and they yoinked that Trade Federation shuttle from an old Trade Fed base. It just so happened - because Rebels was a cartoon - that the Trade Fed shuttle fit in the same socket the much smaller shuttle the Ghost originally had fit in. And here we are years and years later and she's still got it, even though there's no way it actually fits and it'd be damn near impossible to maintain, while the Ghost's shuttle probably would've been relatively easy and cheap to replace since VCX-100s are not rare...
@jackattack3246
@jackattack3246 7 ай бұрын
If I’m going to nit pick technically it was a CIS/Separatist shuttle as Kalani wasn’t with the trade federation and also the Trade Federation shuttles were brown while COS used grey and blue.
@StefunnyStrange
@StefunnyStrange 7 ай бұрын
They completely ruined Baylon and Shin, the two characters who I was even remotely interested in. I could see the potential which makes it sadder. They could’ve done so much with those characters but decided on doing nothing. BRILLIANT.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 7 ай бұрын
They were one of the few bright spots in this pile of garbage. RIP RAY STEVENSON
@DaddyVader87
@DaddyVader87 7 ай бұрын
Baylan beat Ahsoka twice in lightsaber combat at least.
@AmeliaBodilia
@AmeliaBodilia 7 ай бұрын
@@chasehedges6775Being dead is no guaranty he won’t be back in Season 2.
@TheUncivilizedNation
@TheUncivilizedNation 7 ай бұрын
⁠@@chasehedges6775 what a waste of a final act. Ray deserved a better send off then the Assoka show staring Sabine Ren
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 7 ай бұрын
@@TheUncivilizedNation 💯
@HeavyMetalJesus02
@HeavyMetalJesus02 7 ай бұрын
The 20 minute mark about retroactive corrections. Disney has been doing that since they acquired the property. Now we have Force Dyads, the force can just 'awaken' in people who never displayed any aptitude for the force whatsoever. Backstories in supplementary material to make sense of things. Don't get me wrong, Lucas didnt mind retconning things, but i never found it to be as nearly damaging as what Disney has done.
@crazylegs1823
@crazylegs1823 7 ай бұрын
I think that's cause Star Wars is George's creation and wanted it to be successful so people could share in his vision of the story/world.
@fictiontheorizer4253
@fictiontheorizer4253 4 ай бұрын
George had real issues with his writing. Retconning, plot holes, rampant character deconstruction, and unnecessary partisan politicking. Disney takes all of that and combines it with misandry and extreme contempt for their audience.
@jamesharbinger1711
@jamesharbinger1711 7 ай бұрын
Hey, remember when the Yuuzan Vong came from a different galaxy and nearly destroyed all of the Star Wars galaxy? Pepperidge Farm remembers
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 7 ай бұрын
The Yuuzhan Vong would have been perfect basis For the ST
@grimsaladbarvods8586
@grimsaladbarvods8586 7 ай бұрын
That ad break was hilarious, how did they sign off on that LMAO
@TheLittlePlatoon
@TheLittlePlatoon 7 ай бұрын
I have no idea! But they shot way up in my estimation as soon as they said yes.
@anticksss
@anticksss 7 ай бұрын
That thumbnail has me crying lmfao
@Theosake
@Theosake 7 ай бұрын
Really don’t like how they portray the new republic. In legends, it was far from perfect, but they weren’t downright stupid or evil like that assigning numbers thing. What’s worse is that people are writing it off as “it’s just like real life so it’s good storytelling” and not getting the difference between a government body being incompetent and one being downright stupid so the villains have a reason to become a threat.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 7 ай бұрын
THIS!
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 7 ай бұрын
They're trying to depict a Star Wars version of Modern 2020 America
@javierlopez9789
@javierlopez9789 7 ай бұрын
They are trying really hard to justify the existence of the sequel trillogy but it just doesnt work.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 7 ай бұрын
@@javierlopez9789 Exactly
@TheLittlePlatoon
@TheLittlePlatoon 7 ай бұрын
And of course, for this depiction to exist, it pretty much ensures that any number of pivotal characters in power at this time (Leia and Mon Mothma) have to be nerfed beyond recognition.
@SaintTammany
@SaintTammany 7 ай бұрын
1:00:51 When the imperials go to try to assassinate the borderline all-foreseeing Jedi, the dude stands up and screams “for the empire” BEFORE attacking!! I saw that and genuinely laughed when it happened!
@skywatcher1082
@skywatcher1082 7 ай бұрын
*Cartman:* “I have lost the ability to Laugh” Anyone remember that episode? 😆
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 7 ай бұрын
Why would the nightsisters have galactic map coordinates and travel routes? This seems more Rakatan Star Empire sort of deal. Especially when the Nightsisters are a clan of Dathamerian native clans. Oh right Filoni hates Kotor and old Republic era. 17:17 would be really funny if you put the clip of Anderson and Tali explaining what geth do to avoid data salvage in Mass Effect to counterpoint Disney. 1:05:16 Disney stole that from Mobile Suit Gundam victory with the Beam rotor tech.
@BlargeMan
@BlargeMan 7 ай бұрын
Why the fuck does Filoni hate the KOTOR era??? That's some of THE best Star Wars! I actually had similar thoughts when I was spitballing ideas with my friend about how to improve this disaster of a show. Make the map Ra'katan or Zeffo (Fallen Order) in origin, use that as a way to world build about the very early history of the galaxy.
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 7 ай бұрын
@@BlargeMan I also still don't know why no one else sees that the Inquisitor lightsaber is a blatant ripoff of the Gundam beam rotor.
@fictiontheorizer4253
@fictiontheorizer4253 4 ай бұрын
​@@BlargeManOdds are good that it's because he steals ideas from it.
@acountryboysopinion6001
@acountryboysopinion6001 7 ай бұрын
The planet with Red Trees was the SAME planet Cot. Kirk was on in the beginning of JJ's Star Trek movies! Even the cliff that Kirk jumped off of!
@TheLittlePlatoon
@TheLittlePlatoon 7 ай бұрын
Well damn, good spot!
@acountryboysopinion6001
@acountryboysopinion6001 7 ай бұрын
@@TheLittlePlatoon Thank You
@heinricho
@heinricho 7 ай бұрын
Once again Fair Use Jawa is the most sensible thing about this show!
@SlyCooper1920
@SlyCooper1920 7 ай бұрын
I absolutely adore the thumbnail it's fit for a photoshop meme, and I give that an A+ then a gold medal as well
@txag007
@txag007 7 ай бұрын
SOUTH PARK DID IT!!!! /s
@SlyCooper1920
@SlyCooper1920 7 ай бұрын
@@txag007 You're goddamn right, Matt and Trey would be proud
@murmur9994
@murmur9994 7 ай бұрын
Ahsoka really shows how much this stuff rots out from the core. A lot of the work that goes into this stuff visually, the actors involved, all would be good in another project, but production values cannot save a bad story. Also I really don't understand how you can make Rosario Dawson that boring. Why do so many actors in Disney look tired to be there lol.
@mattmurphy7030
@mattmurphy7030 7 ай бұрын
The worst part is if filoni would just read dark empire (assuming he can read at a 4th grade level) he would know that they did keep and run Star destroyers…
@pig9412
@pig9412 7 ай бұрын
Take a shot every time ahsoka crosses her arms
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 7 ай бұрын
The Ashoka Stephen King Drinking GAME
@John-Doe-Yo
@John-Doe-Yo 7 ай бұрын
That wouldn't even get you drunk considering how long every scene drags on
@ShEDDiNgmYSkiN
@ShEDDiNgmYSkiN 7 ай бұрын
Blackout by the time the episodes over.😂😂😂
@AliRadicali
@AliRadicali 7 ай бұрын
I just want to take this time to harp on one contrivance in the show, because I think it is illustrative of how poorly written of an obvious first draft the entire show is: When the baddies leave the galaxy with their sinister space ring, Ahsoka immediately, conveniently manages to catch a pod of space whales right then and there so she can head off in hot pursuit. Setting aside how contrived and deus machina this is, it completely deflates any notion that this other galaxy is so very hard to reach when there are two viable means to get there mere minutes apart from each other. Worse still, it wastes a perfectly good setup for a side quest where the heroes have to scramble to figure out how they are going to get to the other galaxy, travel there and acquire it, all the which provide ample opportunity to explore and develop the characters, especially considering the team is split up and they have legitimate doubts about and grievances against Sabine. I think any half-decent tv writer would have had at least two episodes, at bare minimum, where we follow around team Ahsoka as they eventually settle on the completely insane plan of space-whale-travel (ideally after exploring all other options), and finally make it to the other galaxy. You could cut in scenes with the two not-sith and Sabine, but honestly I think it would make more sense to only show what happened in the other galaxy once Ahsoka gets there. Jumping between galaxies is immersion-breaking and ruins the sense of separation between the two. By only showing scenes from whatever galaxy Ahsoka is in, you'd subconsciously reinforce the impression that the other galaxy is unreachably distant.
@markgrehan3726
@markgrehan3726 7 ай бұрын
There does seem to be a new love for shorter TV seasons these days, eight or six episodes and done. This is a shame because fantasy and Sci-Fi shows benefit a lot by having room to breathe to build up the characters and universe.
@AliRadicali
@AliRadicali 7 ай бұрын
@@markgrehan3726 With the Star Wars shows it's probably because these mini-series were originally supposed to be movies. That's how you end up with a season that feels like it's sprinting toward a conclusion, yet somehow still bloated with filler. In general it is probably easier to pitch a 6-10 episode show to any big streamer, but I agree, it would be nice if at least a few of these big budget productions took the time to tell a story.
@danielkrcmar5395
@danielkrcmar5395 7 ай бұрын
So they could plot hyperspace routes to completely different galaxies yet half of theirbown galaxy is known as "The Unknown Regions" because they can't chart routes theough that area?...
@KentheDeer
@KentheDeer 7 ай бұрын
Every time LP says, “Huge Wang” I lose it…😂😂😂
@bohellan6227
@bohellan6227 7 ай бұрын
@56:17 "This statement works on multiple levels" had me in stitches 🤣
@iro6758
@iro6758 7 ай бұрын
My body is more ready than her face will ever be. (I'm not completely sure what I mean by that, but it sounds good if you don't think about it... Which, I suppose, makes me at least as good a writer as anybody currently working for Disney) PS: It's a little bit hysterical that this face is more expressive than Thesa Thompson...
@ngabel8956
@ngabel8956 7 ай бұрын
I just realized, why doesn't Ahsoka just down the bad guys' ships with the force, since that's a thing now.
@lifeisnotaproblem
@lifeisnotaproblem 7 ай бұрын
Remember when Starkiller did it and it was supposed to be super epic and like, not just something every Jedi can do.
@TheLittlePlatoon
@TheLittlePlatoon 7 ай бұрын
I wish I’d remembered that. Then again, it was in the Kenobi show, so maybe it’s best I forgot it.
@TheUncivilizedNation
@TheUncivilizedNation 7 ай бұрын
Don’t you gotta be strong as hell to do that? Starkiller and Vader are the only two that’ve done that across Canon and Legends. Rey and Sheev Palpatine are probably the only other two that do that
@ngabel8956
@ngabel8956 7 ай бұрын
​@@TheUncivilizedNation Ahsoka did tug of war with Maul's ship in the Clone Wars finale. It's quite comparable to Rey in TROS (minus the force lightning), and that was 25+ (several) years ago for Ahsoka. Regardless, it's not like Disney / Lucasfilm are ever consistent with force powers.
@lifeisnotaproblem
@lifeisnotaproblem 7 ай бұрын
@@TheUncivilizedNation Luke crashed a Star Destroyer onto Jakku in "Journey to Star Wars: The Last Jedi: The Legends of Luke Skywalker". Not that I care to consider what Disney does canon.
@justmenoah1729
@justmenoah1729 7 ай бұрын
Oh my goodness that thumbnail has me dying 😂
@nananamamana3591
@nananamamana3591 7 ай бұрын
I'm 100% convinced Matrock or whatever that inquisitor's name is, was *supposed* to be Ezra. I think Filoni planned for him to be Ezra, I think the original story's intent was for him to be Ezra, and this was to be used as a device to build up Ahsoka's and Sabine's girl boss forcelationship. But, as Dave got to the end of his script, he realized he wanted Ahsoka to ride in like Gandalf durning Helm's Deep for his Mandoverse movie, AND he wants Sabine to be a full "badass" jedi by then as well and she can't do that if Ahsoka sends Sabine home since, in his mind, Ahsoka is the only one who could possibly train her (Luke WHOwalker?) So, the inquisitor was rewritten to not be Ezra. They made him a goofy gas boy so Ezra can be Legolas in Helm's Deep, and Ahsoka can be Gandalf. Mando will probably be Gimly. He'll turn to Ezra and be like "I never thought I'd be going into battle with a Jedi..." then Ezra will turn to him and say "How about... with a friend?" then Mando will nod, then, probably, get licked by some disgusting CGI wolf-esque monster that Ezra has tamed and it'll be a very funny haha moment, because you see, it is a gross beast showing affection to a stoic character. That is funny, you see. This, of course, means Thrawn and his undead army will be both The Night King and the Orcs, and he will be beaten by the messiac return of Ahsoka the White, avatar of the grey force which shall be painted as objectively better than any other side of the force because KOTOR 2 was written by a guy who hated Star Wars so much without really understanding any of it, but people really LIKE Kotor 2 so, it will be given the lipservice in that moment to justify why Ahsoka truly is the most powerful bestest most terrific jedi to ever live of all time ever.
@JohnSmith-kv1uo
@JohnSmith-kv1uo 7 ай бұрын
And gay don't forget she gay lol
@samwellcheck562
@samwellcheck562 7 ай бұрын
It's very rare that I see someone noting Kotor 2 for what it is and not what their 14yr-old brain remembers it as being. I thought it was amazing and genius when I first played it, not unsurprisingly at around the same age I read the Communist Manifesto and thought it was amazing and genius. Think about it for a second as an adult and you realize even entirely within the context of the story, Kreia really was just a bitter old hag using moral relativism as an excuse to be evil. Like everyone else who can't shut up about how the good guys do bad stuff sometimes too, she has infinite criticisms and zero solutions, endless motivation to destroy the current tradition and none to build something better in its place. I find it very odd how everyone memes Palpatine's obviously evil speech about "good is only a point of view" yet will turn around and call Kreia a deep, morally complex character for saying the same thing for the same damn reason (creating an excuse to justify being evil) with fancier words. All that the story ever successfully critiques is Bioware's "be jesus or satan and nothing in between" moral choice system from the first game. Story aside though, gameplay was a marked improvement over the first.
@alexmartin3143
@alexmartin3143 7 ай бұрын
Nope
@nananamamana3591
@nananamamana3591 7 ай бұрын
@@samwellcheck562 I (in)famously hate Chris Avalone's writing by and large. Chris didn't like Starwars to begin with, and KOTOR 1 was probably the epitome of everything he hates ABOUT Starwars. It is a *very* simple plot about good vs. evil, where the good guys range between good to close-minded by well-intentioned and the bad guys are cartoonishly evil, petty, violent people. So he made a game where he got to self insert as a grumpy old lady who preaches all the things Chris feels, and some things he doesnt feel. He's been quoted as saying that *after* doing KOTOR 2 he had a deeper appreciation for Starwars, which suggests to me he got something off his chest during the experience, but I digress. My point is, a lot of people really like that Kreia exists to yell at the Jedi for being dumb, something that the player has likely been doing the whole game, because the jedi are *very* dumb in Kotor 2, even MORE so than in Kotor 1. It's very cathartic to have a character who is able to eloquently, succinctly, and *venomously* tear down your enemies for you. It makes Kreia interesting in that she's a sith, very plainly, who isn't a world sucking space demon. Her plan to *KILL THE FORCE* is no less cartoonishly villainous, her philosophy of "don't help people, don't be good, but don't be total psycho mega evil either, only help people when doing so is something you can directly, demonstrably, and definitively benefit from." is *just* as moronic as the Jedi she lambasts. It's also blatantly evil. "Dont help that homeless man, idiot! He's gonna get beat up because of you! Don't you see?! HELPING PEOPLE ISNT HELPING! You need to let them help themselves! They help themselves or they die!" is an interesting thing to say for a person who, in the same breath, will tell you that the best way to grow is to face adversity. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Kriea, as a character, is a hypocritical, spiteful, emotional old lady. Having your ultimate antagonist be your mentor through the whole journey is a very cool idea, especially so when your interactions with them arent wholly antagonistic. You *understand* them as a person, your fight is not one where it's like "You foolsish fool! You believed me to your friend? Not so! For twas I who was am the Big Baddo all along! Now die!" it's a moment of "I understand you, I understand your motives, I *can't* let you go through with this, and I know you won't stop because of what we are to eachother. I'm sorry." That's a good moment. That's a good character. But the game itself isnt satisfied with letting Kreia be wrong. It has to adopt Chris' stance of moral relativism ACROSS ITS WHOLE. "Don't you see? Kreia is right because all the jedi you meet are total dicks who betray you even though they need to stop a greater evil >:D", and "Don't you see? JEDI as a CONCEPT are bad because its stupid space magic and nobody understands it >:D" which all feels *less* like something that's true to Starwars (especially the Kotor era), and more something directly from Chris' head. Kotor 1 establishes, constantly, that people are widely aware of the differences between Jedi and Sith, because they're able to distinctly identify the differences between the political bodies those "wizards" are associated with. Chris invents the term "jedi civil war" to describe the war between the Galatic Republic, and the Sith Empire, as a means of suggesting the populace at large can't distinguish between Jedi and Sith, while willfully ignoring that Revan (and Malak) were not waging war on THE JEDI, they were wagin war on THE REPUBLIC. Taris isn't a 'jedi' planet, Manaan isn't a 'jedi' planet. Taris is blockaded, and occupied, by Sith Imperial Troops, not ONE of them is so much as brandishing a lightsaber. The sith, during the war, who *were* jedi once, actively *DENOUNCE* the title. They make it *VERY* clear they are *SITH* and affiliate themselves with the empire of the same name. They are cartoonishly hammy about this. There is no way a random passerby could mistake the two, especially when the sith (dark jedi) share the name with the opposing force to the Republic, the Sith. It'd be like calling the American Revolution the British Civil War. You *can't* make that mistake, even as a layman. It's a distinction *MEETRA* knows, and she needed to be *TOLD* about the war! She leaves *BEFORE* the "jedi civil war" begins, she needs to be informed about it, and even she can say "that's stupid it wasnt the jedi fighting the jedi it was the jedi fighting the sith" and then you're condescended to by the game "Pfft. You think anybody cares? All people saw was the wizards fighting eachother." which, ya know, deliberately ignores the fact Ravan and Malak's invasion force has sacked entire worlds and is currently waging war on the Republic, jedi or no jedi. It's also a wierd distinction, because Jolee Bindo served in a war before Kotor 1. That was *was* the jedi civil war, where the jedi ideology schismed to form the Sith ideology, which was called *THE GREAT SITH WAR* This war should have just been called the Second Great Sith War, but that name hurts the narrative the game wants to push. The game wants to push the idea that the Jedi are evil, just like the sith, but in different ways, while ignoring the sith's ideology is quite literally based on Nazi literature 9as per Bioware, the ones who penned the Sith ideology to begin with). It's just... so transparent with its contempt of Starwars, the Jedi, the Force. Kreia ends up being vindicated by the story not because she's actually right, but because the writer writes everyone in such a way as to entirely support her, in the hopes you'll forget her plan is to kill the force, which would require using a weapon of catastrophic destruction that could potentially throw the struggling Republic into ruin, while being *ENTIRELY* aware that Revan is, as she's trying to kill the force, raising an army to fight some unknown threat and would *VERY LIKELY NEED THE FORCE TO DO THAT.* But no. Grey jedi. Grey force. Everyone is evil and stupid except me.
@cooldad7920
@cooldad7920 20 күн бұрын
@@nananamamana3591 You wrote this quite a while ago but I just felt like saying I appreciate it, this is an interesting write up and perspective I haven't seen before.
@KryptonianChaos1
@KryptonianChaos1 7 ай бұрын
How does this guy not have a million subs yet?
@luggilu7864
@luggilu7864 7 ай бұрын
ray stevensons scenes were the only truly enjoyable ones in this show. not because they gave him good material, but because his acting was so good, that it was a pure joy seeing him on screen. its very unfortunate he passed away and even more so that his final role wasnt something more suited for someone of such a great skill
@beachcomberbob3496
@beachcomberbob3496 7 ай бұрын
If you can have an appreciation of Hera's backside (playing for the other team as it were) that must be a testament to the costumier's skill at tailoring trousers. I can't disagree!
@mr.awesome6011
@mr.awesome6011 7 ай бұрын
"You may not realize this but we have buttocks' where our heads should be" -Assoka
@Splobkingofsplob
@Splobkingofsplob 7 ай бұрын
This video is amazingly-constructed and well thought out, eloquent as ever with witty and poignant observations and well-timed jokes. The amount of thought and craftsmanship you put into your work shows in every aspect of the end product, and I feel that you're one of the most gifted critics the platform has to offer, Platoon. Stellar work! I won't lie, though, every artery in my body nearly detonated from the force of my laughter at the thumbnail when it popped up in my feed.
@TheLittlePlatoon
@TheLittlePlatoon 7 ай бұрын
That’s very kind of you! I’ll probably be sticking with the same thumbnail for the rest of the series - unless it gets yeeted by the KZfaq gods, of course.
@dantheham3633
@dantheham3633 7 ай бұрын
Brilliant vid yet again platoon, your writing and editing is brilliant cheers for the great entertainment yet again, cheers for the chat making it even better😻
@derickrisner2601
@derickrisner2601 7 ай бұрын
40:59 I think the concept of taking apart the giant Imperial ships is based on the end of WW2 when a lot of warships were decommissioned and sold for scrap. But in the real world, they did this because either because they were inferior -- like giant battleships had proven to be interior to simpler solutions, like a bunch of airplanes with bombs or torpedoes -- or because of new treaties that prevented a nation from having too many warships. And they didn't do that to all of the ships. If some warships were still useful they would either continue to use them or sell them to a smaller nation that needed warships. In the Star Wars Universe, you could conceivably come up with a similar excuse for decommissioning old Star Destroyers. But we already know from the sequel trilogy (and especially The Rise of Skywalker) that Star Destroyers are still considered useful... even if they can't go UP!⬆
@QueenAleenaFan
@QueenAleenaFan 7 ай бұрын
I would say decommissioning the Star Destroyers could make sense...but only if the New Republic couldn't staff those ships/didn't need them.
@OG-ProfessorPongo
@OG-ProfessorPongo 7 ай бұрын
The Thirst Awakens
@KRobinson-ko1ne
@KRobinson-ko1ne 4 күн бұрын
Obey Your Thirst: Sprite
@proff_musa
@proff_musa 7 ай бұрын
"Sabine's Downs cat" I had to walk away for 5 minutes to finish laughing
@ThreadBareHope1234
@ThreadBareHope1234 7 ай бұрын
Thw Nightsisters in Ahsoka vs the way they are in Jedi Fallen Order would make a good discussion about how to drip feed already fleshed out lore that for new viewers. In JFO, all characters were new and the Temple there was new, but when it came to nightsisters, it stayed brief, to the point, and served the themes and story. Ahsoka is connecting them to new ideas that aren't even brief enough for loyal fans to figure out what it is. Edit: And thats another thing: Ahsokas Psychometry. I really wish that different jedi had different strengths rather than if they are old/strong/popular enough, they get all the powers. I hate this powercreep Disney started. I'm sad to say this was one of my gripes with Jedi Survivor. He has Psychometry and Kylo's Force Slow, he doesn't need Mind trick, too.
@kylefrank638
@kylefrank638 7 ай бұрын
Already mentioned it last time, but I can fully see the Plinkett influence sprinkled throughout, especially with the "Oh wait is that the script down there" gag. Bring warm feelings to my heart, it all does.
@jmace2424
@jmace2424 7 ай бұрын
I guess the New Republic just kind of forgot that the Star Destroyers were Republic ships to begin with.
@qwefg3
@qwefg3 7 ай бұрын
The main three issues are simple. 1) Every female MC is a discount Rey. They never are blamed except by the villains. They master and learn things which shouldn't be possible and they can never die. Sabine - lightsaber gut. Walks it off the next episode after a nap. Ashoka - she was either dead, alive, but drowned, or whatever excuse you want when she got sent over the cliff. Reva - multiple lightsaber stabs. 2) the female characters all follow the same rules and archetype. They must never show emotion least it make them look bad or show a flaw. They must never have a flaw. They must never be called out on a flaw. Ashoka - gets an entire apprentice who is making the same mistakes as her mentor did causing him to fall to the dark side. She shrugs it off and laughs even when it might doom the Republic. Sabine - ignores basic story telling... Even had the set up about her one choice which could be seen as bad... Swept under the rug... Three times... For each different reason including the ones she changed the conversation to as if they had it in the script before, but had to cut it out. Giving up the map, thinking Ashoka died, having to ask the villains for a ride home. Each point was brought up and then immediately dropped because some executive thought it might make Sabine look bad if it was addressed. Reva - torture children, murdered children, killed adults, tortured adults, and tried to murder everyone for a misplaced grudge she blames someone else for because he was in a war sent by their government on the opposite side of the galaxy. Instant redemption because she couldn't beat two hillbillies with blasters... And failed to kill a child. That isn't redemption... That is confirming everyone else claiming she is a joke. Storm troopers did a bitter job than she did! The new Republic captain - does what Poe did only fails. Has shown the new republic is corrupt. Has entire scene where she lost ships, failed her mission, and being held by court marshal to both punish her and show why the new Republic failed. Executive burst into the room screaming and now last minute save by another female character sending a message to pat her in the back and remove all charges. Poe does the same and wins and gets demoted. A female does the same, but loses... Gets praised if not promoted. 3) Writing is getting lazy or restrictions to write anything are getting worse. Episode four surprised everyone because a star wars female lost... It should not be that surprising. Basic logic tossed out for the final episode because the enemy must lost and yet must also win. So it is amazing at how hard they try to make an enemy losing as if it was a series final... And yet also having to remember they are required to win. If the heroes don't care then why should we? Check they laugh at the end not even bothered by the fact they have doomed their galaxy.
@marcelluscor7917
@marcelluscor7917 7 ай бұрын
Fun fact this catastrophe is basically a copy-paste of Disney's treasure planet, but with light sabers and boring
@septomicron5053
@septomicron5053 7 ай бұрын
1:04:27 I don't know how you compile and integrate all of these relevant expressions and gestures. But this one absolutely steamrolled me. I wish I had this level of skill, sir.
@mr.jackstone9256
@mr.jackstone9256 7 ай бұрын
1:03:22 akchula, star wars blaster weapons are not lasers but plasma guns , that fire by ionising a gas, firing said gas out of the gun and thats what makes the "laser" bolt, as for the explody side, i believe that they are using lately the notion that ship shields can detonate blaster bolts before they hit the actual ship a lot more than usual. since they mostly actually forget about ship shields a lot of the time.
@Gunleaver
@Gunleaver 7 ай бұрын
I always assumed for the Confederacy that they were not really a popular movement, and the member worlds or states were corporate states or colonies, like a kind of East India Trading Company sort of thing. It's not Cato Neimoidia (assuming from Obi-Wan's reference to Anakin about that planet, he is referring to the homeworld of the enemy leaders in Episode 1) that is blockading and invading Naboo, it's the Trade Federation. Other members are the Banking Clans, the Commerce Guild and the Techno Union. Geonosis seems to be a world of hive-people which manufacture the battle-droids, and presumably have a strong business relationship with the Trade Federation. In other worlds, it's corporations and cartels and conglomerates who are behind the Separatist movement, it's not a fight between States Rights and centralization, it's business interests that have grown large enough to wag the dog and want out of the Republic because they are tired of answering to the monarchs who govern the non-business systems. Based on the movies, the only local governments we see are monarchies like Naboo and Alderaan, or worlds that focus around an industry, like Bespin or Mustafar or Kessel or Kamino or Geonosis. Even Naboo, based on "Darth Plageius" is all about plasma extraction. The world where Ki-Adi-Mundi is fighting is basically Switzerland, a cold, mountainous planet run by bankers, according to the same source. Remember, the CIS is the titular phantom menace, it's not a real or natural movement, it was ginned up by the Sith, in order to create the opportunities to seize political power in the Republic and to draw out the Jedi and make them vulnerable to a mass assassination. It makes sense that it would be a top-down project, with a few industrialist oligarchs wielding their financial and manufacturing power to create the armies. There are no legions of local believers who join up to fight for the cause, just armies of droids, controlled by a few people at the top. The Geonosians and Neimoidians, as well as the manufacturers of the destroyer droids/droidekas, are if I recall from peripheral materials like Battlefront II and the cross-section books, are hive species, without a lot of individuality, where most of the population (such as the bridge crews of the various CIS warships) just follow their leaders instinctively or through various control methods endemic to their respective species. This would also explain why no one seems to give a crap about the point of view of the average CiS supporter: unlike the US Civil War, they are not a bunch of rednecks farmers who just want less government and don't appreciate being invaded, or World War Two where the enemy citizens grew up resenting the national humiliations of Versailles and the financial difficulties other powers imposed on them, and feared communist revolutions such as wracked Central Europe shortly after the last war. The films never once address why the ordinary citizen of Mygeeto or Neimoidia or Utapau or Mustafar might support the Separatists. My assumption was that they don't, their governments are not democratic, or republican or in any way answerable to the general population. The Separatist movement is a bunch of robber barons and zaibatsu and oil sheiks and their tame politicians trying to purchase a military solution to taxes and labor laws and trade regulations. Until the war got underway, there was no military in the Republic who would make good customers and be worth sticking around. Breaking away would create a much less stable international order, and thereby a market for their heavy industries, which had been converted to war production to get independence in the first place and could go along merrily supplying the national defense needs or imperialistic efforts of the diadochi states in a balkanized galaxy. The only motive attributed to any of the Separatists is greed, in the opening crawl of Episode 1. Dooku's pose of idealism and principled opposition to a corrupt government is, it should not have to be explained, just a pose, as he is secretly a Sith Lord, and thus utterly lacking in benevolent motivations. There is talk about the corruption and bloated bureaucracy of the Republic, where corruption and bureaucratic inertia create a gridlock that neuters the Senate ... but the Separatists seem to be the ones responsible for that in the first place. Amidala's speech in the Senate stirs up outrage on behalf of Naboo, but it seems, or at least is explained by Palpatine in circumstances where a lie could be easily exposed, to be the bureaucrats in thrall to the Trade Federation who then grind the proceedings to a halt, preventing any action for being taken. This is not representatives of conflicting ideologies or local interests blocking each other from accomplishing anything. The only thing these oppositional forces seem to represent or serve are business interests like the Federation. So, no. I don't think we should expect, in post-Endor Star Wars, to find a whole lot of aging people who joined the CIS because they really just wanted to be left alone and live their lives without interference from Coruscant and still have Count Dooku's hologram on the mantle. Regarding Naboo, Palpatine was just a delegate who seems to serve at the pleasure of the queen, not so much a local boss who used his homeland for a power base. Amidala seems to have been in the forefront of the loyal opposition from before the start of the war, and her successor as queen on her side. I did not find at all incongruous when playing Battlefront II where the first mission after the single player campaign switches from clones to stormtroopers is in Theed to perform a "a radical destabilization of the government, via the elimination of their queen." Naboo was one of the first places Palpatine crushed, and is the closest to an idyllic "good guy" land, whose people are good and not part of the problem (unlike Tatooine, with the greedy Jawas and terroristic Sand People and scum and villainy in the towns or Corellia with a photophobic snake-lady Fagin). In Coruscant, the whole planet is a city devoted to being the capital of the Republic. No way Palpatine turned over the whole population and made Imperial loyalists of even the lower level scum. After a thousand years of a Republic that claimed to be benevolent, the Republic would probably be the primary loyalty of most Coruscant residents. Other people might think of themselves as a Wookie or a Corellian or a Tatooinian or a Mon Calamarian first and a loyal citizen of the Republic second, but the Coruscanti equivalent of that intervening local loyalty or identity would be tied up in the prestige of the Republic. Alternatively, I assumed that Mon Mothma was absent from the Battle of Endor, which was their all-or-nothing gambit to take out Palpatine, was because she and General Nadine were carrying out a seizure of the facilities on Coruscant, possibly in their own version of Operation Valkyrie, and the celebrations and Palpatine's statue being pulled down were instigated by her propaganda and operatives among the populace, perhaps the successors to Luthen Rael and company. All that aside, I fully support and appreciate the efforts in the video to dismantle the bad world-building generally on display. Maybe my rationalizations fall into the category of "doing the writers' work for them (him?)" but I also don't think the things I am providing explanations and justifications for, are crucial to the enjoyment and appreciation of Star Wars in quite the same way the incongruous growth, shown population and entire military might fitting on the hip of the head of state of Navarro in Mando season 3 undermine the stakes of the stories set there.
@1701EarlGrey
@1701EarlGrey 7 ай бұрын
In last video Platoon said that this series is essentially continuation of "Clone Wars" and "Rebels" and that you had to know both series to understand what's going on in Ahsoka. Then what I don't understand is why Filoni didn't just made another season of cartoon, why making sequel in form of live action series?
@John-Doe-Yo
@John-Doe-Yo 7 ай бұрын
For real. It's like if JK Rowling stopped writing the Harry Potter books and randomly decided to turn it into a show after Goblet of Fire. Such a weird decision.
@whos-the-stiff
@whos-the-stiff 7 ай бұрын
It's because Filoni has his sights on making a movie, he's switched to live action as a means to achieve that and possibly believes live action carries more prestige than animation.
@1701EarlGrey
@1701EarlGrey 7 ай бұрын
@@whos-the-stiff can this be animated film instead of life action movie ? After all back in the day Disney was famous for their animation and Filoni's "Clone Wars" started as animated movie released in cinemas back in 2008... If he believes that animation is less prestigious than live action does he thinks that all his previous project were crap just because they were cartoons ?😂
@Sinphanius
@Sinphanius 7 ай бұрын
Y'know, the whole 'Sabine gets stabbed' thing could have been really good if things in Stars War were allowed to have consequences. Like I don't doubt that she could have survived that hit with SW Medical Tech. She was stabbed to the side so her Spine is fine, she probably has a heavily damaged and collapsed lung and her intestines might now be perforated, but that's all reparable and not immediately fatal. But it should have had consequences, even Consequences that don't directly impede her abilities. For Comparison, When Luke lost his Hand at the end of Empire there were major consequences for his character even if he got an effectively perfect replacement, right down to still having a sense of touch just like 2 scenes later. The Consequence for this loss was that it put serious doubts into our head about whether Luke would stay on the Light Side. At the point where it happens we've had Luke's experience in the Cave on Dagobah just recently, where it showed a vision of a dark future where Luke wears the Vader Armor. We've had Luke disobey both of his teachers and abandon his Jedi Training, potentially permanently. He's failed to save his Best Friend, got his Ass Kicked by Vader, and then been crushed by the knowledge that Vader is his Father. There's a serious risk of Luke following in Vader's Footsteps. He's just become slightly Less Man and More Machine, just like Daddy. And this continues in Return where the first time we see Luke he's dressed all in Black, he's Force Choking Gamorreans, he's got a Cloak and Hood over his face, and I do think part of the out-of-universe reason he hides his Saber as long as he does is so George could push the reveal of his new saber back and give us time to wonder just what color it might be. There's serious doubts, and he continues to wrestle with the Dark Side for the rest of the movie until his final triumph. There's actually a beautiful opportunity to add this sort of doubt to not just Sabine, but also to Ahsoka here, because if we go with the 'It Punctured her Lung' it wouldn't be unreasonable for her to wake up with a shiny new Synthetic Lung. Because what's one of the most iconic aspects of Darth Vader? His Breathing. Imagine that every time Sabine is on scene, maybe subtly, quietly, unless the entire scene is quiet, we can just barely hear the faintest echo of Vader's Breathing. Its a constant reminder to Sabine of her stupidity and failure, and it's a worrying precedent for Ahsoka, who now has to wonder if she's already failed Sabine so badly that Sabine is going down Vader's Path.
@simoncarsley2031
@simoncarsley2031 7 ай бұрын
Oh thank god! Well done platoon!..your use of David Tennant's droid character name twist is both hilarious and very befitting apparently according to Billy the piper!...brilliant work it should be a galactic meme 🤔😆😂 that's spans the galaxy or at the very least the rest of Tennant's career😌...👍💁‍♀️
@Ghunthery
@Ghunthery 7 ай бұрын
The by far biggest problem that the show has to address is the fact that there was nothing protecting thrawn or Ezra from the vacuum as the glass was broken and the only blastdoor being held shut by Ezra so there is no way that either Ezra nor thrawn would arrive nor survive the trip as they would be pulled out and suffocate.
@theonlyjjparker
@theonlyjjparker 7 ай бұрын
Your "Who's Cartman's dad," reference was awesome. I love your work.
@agentsmith2378
@agentsmith2378 7 ай бұрын
Loving the content LP ty,i hope your success continues.
@TheLittlePlatoon
@TheLittlePlatoon 7 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@jakquinn4207
@jakquinn4207 7 ай бұрын
I was cleaning up the excess in my house at the weekend, and found my old Star Wars books. I have folders upon folders of magazines, lore, CAD drawings of At-At’s and tie fighters and such, so many books I can’t believe I ever read them all and I really did get a little bit emotional. To think I spent so many of my childhood years rewatching the films, replaying Revenge of the Sith on emulator and KOTOR, dreaming of seeing mandalorians for real one day. And then we got the modern trilogy and shitshow after shitshow and it’s actually marred the classics for me as well. I currently reading the Darth Bane books, a great reminder of how Sith used to be.
@elisebrodeur-jacobs5215
@elisebrodeur-jacobs5215 7 ай бұрын
I just watched Sheev Talks' video about Ahsoka and now im watching this and i love it. I will never get tired of hearing about how effing terrible this story was written. Not as bad as Kenobi, but thats not really saying anything 😅
@MrRiley-Is-Not-Amused
@MrRiley-Is-Not-Amused 7 ай бұрын
I've huge appreciation for the time and quite apparent effort that went into these two Ahsoka videos. It's all 100% accurate and needs to be acknowledged imo. Thanks for these. Stumbled across your channel by accident but now I'm subbed and look forward to deep diving into your past vids. Excellent work by you and your team. Keep up the great work!
@TheLittlePlatoon
@TheLittlePlatoon 7 ай бұрын
Thanks for saying so! There wasn’t really a team at all until a few videos ago - I just went insane all by myself. Now I get to share the pain!
@CubanaWriter
@CubanaWriter 7 ай бұрын
36:45 Listen, strange women hearing the voices of presumed dead warlords from other galaxies is no basis for a coup to overthrow the new government.
@austin9568AuraMasterDX
@austin9568AuraMasterDX 7 ай бұрын
"Nice peach Snips.😏🍑" -Anakin Rizzwalker, probably
@M-und-M
@M-und-M 6 ай бұрын
51:55 when I look at the design of the Ring, I know exactly where they jump and what Races they meet: Argons, Borons, Teladi, Split, Paranids, Terrans, Xenon and Khaak.
@silverscorpio24
@silverscorpio24 7 ай бұрын
I like how a male general would get all kinds of pushback for pulling rank but when Hera does it she gets everything she wants.
@setlik3gaming80
@setlik3gaming80 7 ай бұрын
I saw all the comments of Saw-Bean not being a Jedi as being simple fore shadowing. And that she was most assuredly a Womandalorian Jedi.
@TheSharkIsWorking_23
@TheSharkIsWorking_23 7 ай бұрын
45:14 Great video, but a counter argument for Naboo celebrating the Empire’s fall. Palpatine was from Naboo, but I cannot see his home planet supporting a Sith Galactic leader who’s rule had wrongfully imprisoned civilians (as seen in Andor), along with the murder of millions if not billions of lives on Alderaan. I would believe Naboo would be thrilled to see their hometown boy stripped of his governing power.
@marcogenovesi8570
@marcogenovesi8570 7 ай бұрын
21:41 wait a minute. Why is this engine component thing being "lowered" by cranes in a zero-gee environment where everything is just floating around in space? That's NOT how cranes work.
@Killercutsvideo
@Killercutsvideo 7 ай бұрын
I love these rants! Assoka deserves it!
@danielstan707
@danielstan707 7 ай бұрын
Is that Ben Affleck tanned and in a wig? Oh Benyyy!!
@torresstormer9136
@torresstormer9136 7 ай бұрын
54:11 to get a scar from hitting an oven during a knife fight is quite impresive, you must be quite skilled with a knife for them to be so scared and bring an oven to the fight
@oriondark9249
@oriondark9249 7 ай бұрын
Lol, Ahsoka is a Padawan..who quit. She mentiones this a few times. It's like training in a martial art say, to become a black belt or whatever color. You're three quarters in when you quit and leave the school. Then your teacher turns into a Farthest and kills everybody who could have have helped you. You wake up one day and holy Sh!t I did it, I'm a black belt! Now I can train others! Comedy Gold! 😂
@NefariousKoel
@NefariousKoel 7 ай бұрын
"Sabine's Downs Cat" 🤣 Ah! That explains it! Alien Feline Downs Syndrome! Checks out.
@tonep3168
@tonep3168 7 ай бұрын
We need your Jim Carey version of Ace Ventura butt it’s Assoka!
@bingobongo9521
@bingobongo9521 7 ай бұрын
44:12 I think this refers to the experiences made in post WW2 Germany. In the new republic of Germany starting 1948, many ex-Nazis of all levels continued to serve in all kind of public services. High officials, judges, police officers, prosecutors, politicians and even ministers and later federal chancellors. And of course, non of them ever did or participated in anything bad. 😇 The first Chancellor Konrad Adenauer once said the following in response to the question of whether so many former Nazi personnel should be tolerated in the administration: "You can't throw out the old bathwater before you have new bathwater". That is exactly what is depicted in this scene. Not all members of the NSDAP were convinced nazis, it was just very useful for one's career (or survival) to be a party member. I would have expected the new trilogy to pick up on this. A shattered Empire, uncertainty on whom to pledge your allegiance to, a not yet ready new government, Luke struggling on how and even if he should restore a Jedi Order…..There would‘ve been tons of interesting point to start from….I was so naive…😢
@GIBBO4182
@GIBBO4182 7 ай бұрын
“Dumb-fuckery” I like it! 😂
@weswolever7477
@weswolever7477 7 ай бұрын
Marion Webster’s new word of the year 2023
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