"I see an inverted Airbus over there." * FSX Steam Edition flashbacks *

"Alright, crashing has concluded." Can I get that on a shirt?

“I’m seeing some extremely sharp triangles off to my right” Yeah disregard, those are just the doom Doritos

steam edition's looking good.

Funny enough there is a route 69 in Ariziona and it’s only about an hour away from the canyon

The dryness of how you describe the absurdity in flight sim always makes me laugh like “crashing has concluded” amazing

23 seconds in, “alright, crashing has concluded” Welcome to steam edition

“Breaking news, drunk Florida men steal three planes and fly through windmills”

I like the shot at the end with the Citation facing all the Beechcrafts like it's a job interview.

The never extinguishing enthusiasm of that Citation guy xD

imagine if shitty flute Jurassic Park was the actual overspeed warning

That new FSX texture pack for MSFS 2020 is looking great.

It is impossible for me to watch these videos with my clothes on

Laughed so hard at the “(doesn’t want it)” subtitle. You easily do the best subtitles and subtitle replacements/jokes on KZfaq

Walk in to my flight lesson today and I see another student come through the door for his lesson with the "Gear up" shirt on. Immediate ALT-F4 for that CFI

Don’t know why but I love the term “eating shit” when referring to someone crashing lmao

“I wanna go to Hong Kong” “Might need a lil extra fuel for that” 😂

Now it's time for a T-Shirt that says *Flying Florida Men*

“Welcome to steam edit....” “We’re playing fs2020...”

Is anyone else’s favorite part when he says his name at the end? I have a suggestion: AirFriedPigeon(number of choice)

Microsoft: We will make a flight sim game with awesome graphic and real time weather to make the realest experience available to gam..... A320 crashing in 18 seconds

When I was at Sault College years ago we would bribe Darla the weekend guard with some smokes and sneak into the simulator at night to see who could fly through the wind farm turbines hammered. I don't remember if anyone ever made it but I was the only one that managed to land on the bridge to the USA side of the river lol.

Imagine looking out of wherever tf u are,... And seeing 100 of beechcrafts doing crazy things at low altitude...

Cheesecake doesn't need a discount. Cheesecake is its own reward.

FS2020 ain’t got nothing on these legends of pilots....

As someone who lives in Arizona, and Flagstaff even for a few years, I was incredibly disappointed with how the Grand Canyon looked. like they hand designed a bunch of random airports but not one of the wonders of the world?

Me everytime I enter a cockpit during mid-flight: Time to screw this flight up. *cuts all engine power *extends flaps *starts singing Dean Martin songs

Not the first Not the last But, when AFP uploads, I click FSX hot air balloon fast

0:59 "Yeah there is; ALT F4."

Not even 4 seconds in we got a really aggressive Airbus protecting its territory 0:03

What makes this funnier, is the fact they speak seriously about the absurd stuff happening outside the window. Not laughing at their own performance is extremely 😆🤣🤣😆😆

I’m not sure why I can’t stop watching these videos but I can’t stop watching these videos.

I miss the part when you could speak tp randoms. Was lot's of fun.

I'm glad that this game came out, not because I can play it because lord knows I can't, but because these videos look absolutely stunning

haven’t watched you in forever man! glad you’re content is still interesting to watch, haven’t changed in any way🙌 keep it up m8

3:17 there actually is a US Route 69 in Arizona State Route 69 (SR 69) is a highway that serves as the main road to Prescott, Arizona, from Interstate 17. It is almost all divided four-lane although some sections in Prescott and Prescott Valley are wider). Prior to the construction of Interstate 17 in the 1960s and early 1970s, State Route 69 continued south to Phoenix, Arizona, as the Prescott-Phoenix Hwy or Black Canyon Highway on a different alignment, through the ghost towns of Bumble Bee and Cordes.

Man too bad there aren't explosions in this game, seeing a huge fire ball when someone crashes would be awesome to see from the grohnd

"I'll send it to you later" "Just put it in general" (Doesn't want it) 😂😂😂

All I want for Christmas is... FOR AFP TO UPLOAD MORE

We need you back on the tower, “controlling” the airspace.

How do you make a homemade Hedgehog House? To make your hedgehog house you need an old box such as a wooden wine crate, wood to make a tunnel, and some dry leaves, hay or straw to fill the box to keep the hedgehogs nice and cosy. Put it in the quietest part of the garden and cover with leaves or logs to make it look as natural as possible.

A shillelagh (/ʃɪˈleɪli/ shi-LAY-lee or /ʃɪˈleɪlə/ shi-LAY-lə; Irish: sail éille or saill éalaigh[1] [ˈsalʲ ˈeːl̠ʲə], "thonged willow") is a wooden walking stick and club or cudgel, typically made from a stout knotty blackthorn stick with a large knob at the top. It is associated with Ireland and Irish folklore. Other spelling variants include shillelah, shillalah, and shillaly. Contents 1 Etymology 2 Construction 2.1 Curing and polishing 2.2 Dimensions 2.3 Fittings 3 History 4 Folklore and balladry 5 Modern usage 6 See also 7 Explanatory notes 8 References 8.1 Notes 8.2 Sources Etymology The name shillelagh is the Hiberno-English corruption of the Irish (Gaelic) form sail éille, where sail means "willow" or "cudgel" and éille is genitive for iall meaning "thong", "strap", "leash", "string", etc.[2][3] As an alternate etymology, Mrs. S. C. Hall as well as P. W. Joyce have written that the name may have derived from the wood being sourced from forest land in the village or barony of Shillelagh, County Wicklow. The geographic name Shillelagh derives from Síol Éalaigh　"Descendants of Éalach".[4][5][6][7] Construction Shillelaghs are traditionally made from blackthorn (sloe) wood (Prunus spinosa) or oak.[8] With the scarcity of oak in Ireland the term came increasingly to denote a blackthorn stick,[9] and indeed blackthorn stick is sometimes glossed as equivalent to shillelagh.[10][11] Wood from the root was prized since this would be used for the knob,[8] and was less prone to crack or break during use. Curing and polishing Most commonly, the chosen wood would be placed up a chimney to cure for a duration of several months to several years;[a] the accumulated layer of soot gave the shillelagh its typical black shiny appearance.[4][8] The less frequent methods were to bury the shank in a dung pile, or even in slack lime.[4] The stick may require protection from its dung bath by being wrapped in well-greased oiled brown paper (steeped in hog's lard or oil).[12] Both of the previous methods would be finished with oils or sealants, etc. A further coat of special soot finish may be applied,[8] or a mixture of black lead and grease rubbed on with woolen cloth to a polishing finish.[12] Some examples may just be given a coat of black paint.[13] Rarer still was brining, where the shank was placed into a basin of saltwater. The saltwater, being a hypertonic solution, would pull moisture from the shank with little warping.[citation needed] One isolated case of this brining method being used, by Charlotte Brontë's uncle named Hugh, has been documented. Hugh Brontë is said to have rubbed train oil (whale oil) on the stick using chamois leather, and applied magpie blood to give it a darker appearance.[14][15] Dimensions Oaken shillelaghs in various stages of completion They are commonly the length of a walking stick (distance from the floor to one's wrist with elbow slightly bent),[citation needed] or rather longer, about 4 feet or 5 feet, as opposed to the walking stick measuring about 3 feet.[16] In the broad sense, the Shillealagh bata or sticks could include short mallets only 1 - 2 feet long to long poles 6 - 9 feet.[8] Fittings Shillelaghs may be hollowed at the heavy "hitting" end and filled with molten lead to increase the weight beyond the typical two pounds; this sort of shillelagh is known as a 'loaded stick'.[b][8][17] The loaded types needed to have its knob fitted with iron ferrules to maintain structural integrity.[17] But the sticks also have iron ferrules fitted onto their narrow end as well.[14][18][8] Shillelagh may also have a heavy knob for a handle which can be used for striking.[9] Shillelaghs may also have a strap attached, similar to commercially made walking sticks, to place around the holder's wrist.[19] History The shillelagh was originally used for settling disputes in a gentlemanly manner - like a duel with pistols or swords. Modern practitioners of bataireacht study the use of the shillelagh for self-defence and as a martial art. Of the practice, researcher J. W. Hurley writes: Methods of shillelagh fighting have evolved over a period of thousands of years, from the spear, staff, axe and sword fighting of the Irish. There is some evidence which suggests that the use of Irish stick weapons may have evolved in a progression from a reliance on long spears and wattles, to shorter spears and wattles, to the shillelagh, alpeen,[c] blackthorn (walking-stick) and short cudgel. By the 19th century Irish shillelagh-fighting had evolved into a practice which involved the use of three basic types of weapons, sticks which were long, medium or short in length.[22] Folklore and balladry Shillelaghs are sometimes referred to in a similar context in folk songs. In the ballad "Finnegan's Wake" occurs the phrase "Shillelagh law did all engage", signifying that a brawl has broken out;[23] "shillelagh law" itself has been explained as meaning the accepted rule governing the usage of the weapon.[24] The anti-recruiting folk song "Arthur McBride", where the recruiters are struck with a shillelagh,[25][26] and in the 19th-century song "Rocky Road to Dublin", in which references are made to fashioning a shillelagh ("I cut a stout blackthorn"), and using it ("shillalah"[27]) to hold a tied bag over one's shoulder, and using it as a striking weapon.[28] Charles Dibdin the younger wrote a song entitled "The Twig of Shelaly",[29] later reprinted as "The Twig of Shillelah".[30] Bing Crosby wrote a song entitled "Two Shillelagh O'Sullivan". [31] Modern usage The Jeweled Shillelagh The shillelagh came to be regarded as a stereotypical symbol of Irishness in popular culture,[32] particularly in an Irish-American context. Members of a number of Irish regiments in the British Armed Forces have traditionally carried Blackthorn sticks, including officers of the Irish Guards[33], the Royal Irish Regiment and the Royal Dragoon Guards. Officers of the Fighting 69th regiment of the United States Army National Guard also carry shillelaghs as rank badges in parades.[34] In sports, the Boston Celtics logo has a leprechaun leaning on his shillelagh, and it also features with the leprechaun on some logos of Brothers Rugby league teams in Australia. In San Diego, Padres broadcaster Mark Grant popularised the shillelagh as a rallying call, by using terms like "Shillelagh Power" to describe late-game heroics by the Padres. The success of the phrase led the San Diego Padres store to carry inflatable shillelaghs. Similarly, in the college games of American football, a Jeweled Shillelagh is the trophy given to the winner of the rivalry game between the USC Trojans and Notre Dame Fighting Irish. Professional wrestler Finlay carried a shillelagh to the ring in December 2006 as an "illegal weapon".[citation needed] A number of items take their name from the shillelegah, including the MGM-51 Shillelagh anti-tank missile,[33] and several aircraft of the 357th Fighter Group which were named for the club, and had similar representative nose art.[citation needed] In the tabletop game Dungeons and Dragons, 'shillelagh' is a low-level spell used by casters to make simple clubs into powerful bludgeoning weapons.[35]

all i got to say is that matt guthmiller would be proud with all those bonanza's on the field

Love your videos. When I had just started my PPL in 2016, I remember watching these on the office and laughing by myself for understanding the humor. Cheers!

This channel never gets old...All the things I wish I could do on VATSIM. Stay Thirsty my friends!

This guy is actually a legend! I am going through a rough time at the moment and he took the time out of his day to reply to me, love the work man and thanks for uploading!

Landing a Citation with gear up in the Grand Canyon, what a steam party!

LMAO this is great, so happy to see a new vid of you guys in the new flight sim 2020

0:33 oh no...anything but Florida Men please lol

These are so fun to watch

Definitely always look forward to your videos!!

Really enjoy the vids!

These make me want to put together a computer that can fun FS2020 and start flying, and have ever since I discovered your channel sometime last year.

Love the videos dude!

The A320NEO... Stalking its prey... waiting to attack the Beechcrafts....

Is anyone else surprised that the FBI hasn't raided his house yet?

Great vid my guy

Breaking News: Jets Vs. Props war breaks out at grand canyon national park. Jets take a fast flyby approach to scare of the invaders, but the Props stick together in a pack, ready to claim some ground. Another tribe of props, the Caravans, join in to help take a bit more ground, while a lone Jet attempts to reclaim ground without landing gear. This is your reporter, Crazed, signing off.

I want that AOPA magazine cover on a shirt. Now.

Amazing graphics! Cannot wait to get my setup for Christmas

MFS/FSX: *exists* AFP95: "It's free real estate!"

4 airplanes, random #5 goes inverted and into the ground... rajah, inverted missing-man formation is GO.

such a wholesome video

Idve loved to see yall land vertically in the U cavern, roll down, and launch up the otherside like a halfpipe

It's unreal how much I need this salty commentary in my life.

Wholesome indeed

You are the best Flight Sim KZfaqr I have found please continue you are great

Hilarious guys! Loving it!

Crazy nuts, looks like fun

4:20 Airforceproud95: those are the great pyramids bro Me: 👏😂

god i love these new videos

Not gonna lie, I kind of expected all of the Beechcraft to turn and eat the Citation at the end :D

I’m Not a pilot nor have I ever even flew in a plane but I can’t stop watching your simulation vids. Need to learn the lingo still but I’m sure after a couple I’ll get it😂😂

I got an ad right as you took the second screenshot and while the ad was loading i got a brief 3 second view of it and damn was it magnificent

Very wholesome!

Goddamn Steam screenshot photoshoot. "Good good, up that throttle, make that lift. Yeah! Baby, yeah! Butter"

Man I love your videos ! It’s a perfect example of what pilots are not supposed to do lmao

*Airbus lurking* That had me in stitches.

Going grownup status.. love your utubes. Keeping me sane with laughter 🤠🙅🏻

I love this channel

“Do you have the one with the pinwheel?” Hahaha, brilliant!

No injuries for windmills in the process. Good job buzzing the windmills boys 🤣🤣

I love your videos, never fails to make me laugh. Thank you!

He's BACK!

Very wholesome (for the most part)

Not sure is this is welcome but RETURN OF THE KING

At this point AFP95 is on an FBI watchlist for multiple illegal videos

Reminds me of the time we landing on the top of that old, extinct volcano in a C-130. Wasn't a flight sim.

the flying through windmill and landing and vianove plane made this video fun.

Love the vid, need to upload more tho

Microsoft flight simulator x: hot air balloon air show Microsoft flight simulator 2020: drugs n planes=illegal activity

Wow the game looks so good!

Dude... I've watched Your all videos multiple times, and I need more of them. This is too little, too short. I need longer shit! Especially when You did tower, that was funny AF. I would love to fly with You all, but I'm stuck into FSX 😭

1:01, we salute you Mats

You guys should do some low altitude canyon flying with 747s, and then proceed to land and takeoff at a absolutely impossible airport

Man I love AirFreshenerNipple27's videos

Astounding!

Always good to watch a video from AirFrenchAppleCroisant669

I love your channel

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Me: Sees new AFP95 video Time to watch more planes eat shit.