Crazy how this is the last video NL ever posted before the thumb infection spread to his brain..

People really need to stop exaggerating about React Court's demise

Can't believe this was the last video he posted before the thumb infection spread to his scalp and regrew his hair

Thumb arc is shaping up to be as good as the food poisoning saga

The back door was just doing it's work like it's supposed to, YTA for putting your thumb in there and complaining about the results

K8 continuing to be chat's champion is incredible. Just roasting her injured bald husband with no chill. They are such a based couple

“she’s dead you won” is a crazy sentence

It wouldn't be React Court without the first post being about a wedding and the first comment goes mild nuclear warfare and suggests "distancing from your family".

"she died (aneurysm)" "crushed by drunk dump truck driver"

I cant believe that NL slammed his penith in the car door.

Isn't it crazy that this was the last video the egg posted before his thumb infection spread to his stomach, multiplied into two different antibiotic-resistant strains of infection and almost caused his demise.

The 3k 7 footers probably couldn't even move just the amount of rope needed for 500k 100 year-olds

"I don't consider my foot a part of my body." Holy birsh his thumb must be fuuuuuucked up.

The 100 year old vs 7 foot tall tug of war made me laugh so fucking hard for a reason I can't explain, easily the funniest thing I've heard in months

I have never related to NL more than when he’s talking about getting to places early Also: why was it her responsibility to make sure her grown ass parents can be ready for their OWN DAUGHTERS WEDDING

Really the only way for OP to be the asshole in the wedding scenario is if their parents are like completely senile or immobile or something. At that point yeah you're kinda supposed to look after them.

imagine being all grown up and late for your child’s wedding that’s so embarrassing

Oh boy I can't wait to spend approx. 10 hours hearing about this thumb incident over the next six weeks!

Google says: People over 7ft = 0.000038% People over 100 yrs = 0.004% I'm surprised at how it's not even a contest 😳

some adults feel that responsibilities don’t catch up to them.. they weren’t getting ready for their own daughter’s wedding and it only shows they don’t give two fucks about it. as someone who struggles with time management i was never late if i cared

"Could you imagine if it said "she died thumb in door"" had me rolling. Thank you Ryan for that banger of a joke!

30 min drive, you gotta leave at least 45 minutes early

“Statistically speaking; Aunt Ruth”

“Bro, like, she’s dead: you won.” This might be my favorite video NL has ever made.

Old people strength is more powerful than you think. I’m a nurse in a retirement home. Can confirm.

I noticed there was some dirt on my monitor thanks to big bald in the bottom right. Thank you NL.

That funeral one might be the worst one he's ever gone over. Holy birsh

I was thinking that the back door was a euphemism

My mum is a podiatrist, and she is not on doctor money and spends all her time grinding people's feet and inhaling foot dust through her mask. She would not recommend it

"so i cant use him as an angle" straight up some Dee shit off always sunny LMAO

Truly the react court of all time

If you watch carefully, you can see the thumb infection spreading in real time. RIP egg 🥚

You know I laughed at his face when NL said he was betting on the 100 year olds but he changed my mind with his thought process

NL talking about his bedroom exploits in the title.

In regards to the man who was mad at his daughter for not exchanging his gift for him immediately, my Grandpa is also like that. He has no respect for peoples' time, and expects everyone to be able to drop whatever they're doing and help him immediately. I could absolutely imagine him doing the same thing, though he probably wouldn't escalate it to the extent the father did, he'd just get really passive-aggressive about it.

I read comments spoiling the "foot is not a part of my body" bit, and it still absolutely knocked the wind out of my brain when it finally arrived

44:50 "I made that comment up, I just thought it would be funny" I now can't trust anything the egg says. What if he makes up all the chat comments? Maybe he's looking at the wall, not at the second screen. My life is a lie.

Not to make light of the thumb injury or imply that she should get injured more often in order for the masses to get better content, but I must say the banter in this particular react court is some damn fire. One of the best React Courts to date.

your foot not apart of ya body until you go stubbing you toe on the coffee table 🤦🏾‍♂️

I love react court, I wish there was a daily episode I could listen to while at work.

Fuun Calvin Coolidge fact: he was, in addition to being humorless, also a man of few words. The press of the day called him "Silent Cal," because he didn't talk much. One reporter even said to him, "I made a $5 bet that I could get you to say more than two words." Coolidge replied, "You lose."

I hope that he gets better but I might actually go insane if this thumb thing turns into another "I almost died" thing

I really expected it to be that his parents were mad at him for getting an Uber and going without them. It's insane that other people were mad at him because he... didn't treat his parents like kids? And the fact that his parents agreed with that is even *more* insane.

35 minutes late for your own kids wedding is nuts

I swear to god, I always zone out for 2 minutes chatting with a friend and he is talking about 7ft tall 100 year olds and worms swimming behind the cornea and I have no fucking clue how he got there :D

"well within the grace period of fuck off" is such a good phrase wtf

This year I slammed my thumb in a cupboard, with a glass door. The nail turned pure black, had to go get it drained. Didn't lose the nail. If you're tough you can keep it.

I think I find more joy in NL lampooning cringey reddit comments than critiquing the fake reddit posts themselves

losing it at "she died, you won"

Hey NL, if you ever read this. My mom completely ripped off her thumbnail by accident. It grew back and looks normal. The human body is remarkable so don't be concerned about losing it.

Those 100-year olds would fall over like dominoes.

Are the 100 year olds gripping the rope or is it attached to them? Because I definitely can't drag 150 100 year old.

I think for the 100 year old vs 7 foot tall people question, there's 2 separate questions. Of people who are born, what % will live to be 100 years old and what % will end up getting to 7 foot tall and... Of people alive currently, how many 7 foot tall people are there vs how many 100 year olds are there. 100 year old people typically only live a couple years past that, so they only count as that old for a short time. Whereas 7 foot people might live for decades that tall (although they do tend to have shorter lives) so each 7 foot tall person is contributing more "time" in that bucket.

its an open season on all demises

man this is like food and water for me. Ive watch NL since i was 12 XD react court is profound

I haven't heard anything about him dying of a thumb infection _yet_ . Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers tonight NL 😔🙏🏼🥚

Thumb arc going off

32:06 "It's a fedora with safari flaps in the back" type beat

55:10 Doctors aren't always the ones to give bad news. I was a Pharmacy Intern (Student Pharmacist), and on my Emergency Medicine rotation, I had to call people with positive STD tests. The worst was telling a young woman that she had herpes. She started crying and said she was raped. It was really really awkward. I thought the worst part of it was having to tell her, but the awkwardness definitely beat that by a long shot. Obviously, this is nothing compared to telling patients they have cancer or a life threatening illness. But it still sucked to do, especially as a Pharmacy Intern who just had plans to work at the Publix Pharmacy down the street verifying prescriptions all day.

Crazy how this is the last video NL ever posted before the hang nail spread to his brain...

The fake post really reminded me of something that my ex would legitimately do lmao

Christina Aguilera, one of the finest singers I’ve ever known

This happened to me when I was younger, except it was the car door. My cousin accidentally slammed on my thumb, was screaming for about 15 seconds but she thought I was pointing something out and looking around. Nothing broken but the joint has never been the same since.

Honestly the thumb content is some of NL's best work.

Except for Circumstances that I can't control. I'm almost always 20 minutes early. I can always play around on my phone in the parking lot and waste time

wow OP 's family from the first post is so toxic

Thumb energy hits different. Blessed NLRC Pogged up content.

*The Northern Lion Chronicles* Chapter 1: Food Poisoning isn't Real, Colonoscopies Are Chapter 2: Rule of Thumb for the Rue of Dumb

*FINALLY* IT IS BACK! My body was in dire need of more AITA reddit posts 😂

Late on this, the day of their daughters wedding

He thlammed his thumb in the back door

34:30 reminds me of Christmas in 2015. I woke up when my mom was yelling that dinner was ready so of course I put a hat on as my hair was a big mess. My dad got so mad and told me to take off the fucking hat. I just ignored him so he started yelling and my brother and mom looked at me and I saw they were pretty uncomfortable with my dads attitude. My dad left his food and said he would not eat any Christmas dinner if I was gonna wear a hat. Okay we said. The rest of us ate up and after we had plans to go to the movies and watch Star Wars episode 7. My dad grew up when the original trilogy was made and was looking forward to seeing the new movie. But since I wore a hat during dinner he was throwing a tantrum and refused to join us. When we got back from the movies my dad was blasting music and drinking spirits in the living room. He was so pissed that we had left him behind and went to see the movie without him.

he thslammed his thumb into the back door, he THHlammed his NAILTHUMB into the BACK. DOOR.

"My thumb still hurts, thanks for asking." Little Big Bang theory humor for ya 😏

greatly exaggerated they are

I fell, and my fingernail tore loose. It was very unpleasant, and took a while to grow back, crooked at that.

This entire days stream was fucking legendary

the sweater father post, real or fake gave me the laugh i needed today

giannis vs 100 old people in a tug of war

Thank goodness, I was wondering when NL would comment on the rumours of React Court's demise

I've never fought for anything before in my life. I'm fighting for this hat!

Giving a thumbs up in respect for NL's thumb

Shebw my white indeed

Just getting a comment in here with the video paused in case he does look up the answer. I'm betting there has to be more 7' people than 100 year old people because 7' people are going to be that tall for almost all of their life while a 100 year old person is going to be that old for maybe 2-3% of their life. So even if being 7' is more rare on a per-individual level than reaching 100 (and even that I'm not certain of) there's just going to be more of them around at once.

I forget how much I love NL AITA vids

YTA you reap what you sow

Its funny that I just smashed my thumb in a train door on moday

Dwight Howard is taking every 100 year old single handed

11:48 my parents always gave *those people* some task they had to do at the start.

Exaggerations of demise court have been react greatly.

The whole grocery store aisle bit is my biggest ick

NL using the word "heteronormative" ? whew this guy's been reading up on his theory

the "react court's demise" joke is funny but the last one was literally just a week ago lol

Why can’t hat-girl wear a Santa hat for Christmas? That way it’s both festive and less offensive, since it’s not a hat meant to be worn outdoors.

REACT COURT!! THANK YOU MR EGG

I thlammed my thumb in the car door

"Rumors of React Court's demise have been greatly exaggerated... "

Ironically this is the last video he posted before he became the nine-fingered foot doctor.

really wish I could've seen all the -2 in chat when NL made his shoes in the house take

I thought backdoor meant something else. I thought northerlion was gonna explain about hhtha