My wife wouldn't drive me to the store to buy beer because she was "busy" so i drove drunk to buy more beer, AITA?

Reach court is the highest tier folding laundry video.

My favourite thing about react court is trying to predict from the title which of the three principal NL reactions we'll get 1) "This is too psychotic, it can't be real" 2) "This is too psychotic, literally who cares?" 3) "This is too psychotic, you're the asshole"

Buddy spent more time writing a reddit post than if he'd just looked up the basket ball score. Average redditor behaviour 💀

Reorganizing the library is probably about the most inconsequential chore that I can think of. Whether you do it or not it literally almost makes no difference whatsoever.

15:20 "Pregnant woman who does increasingly dangerous tasks that she shouldn't be doing" would be such a good I Think You Should Leave skit

Why doesn’t he or any comments mention how she waited to get on the ladder until exactly when his parents were over lmfao

Thank you NL, I can finally feed my children now that there’s more React Court.

"who asked... and who fucking cares" sums up 99% of AITA threads

00:23 - AITA for 'crashing' my ex's mother's funeral and telling his children I'm carrying their sibling? 06:56 - AITA for re-organising my library while pregnant and telling my in-laws my husband wouldn't help me? 22:05 - AITA for asking my girlfriend not to swim in the morning? 30:35 - AITA for telling my gf she should give up on seafood because I'm allergic to it? 37:51 - AITA for not checking the scores of a certain NBA game on a three hour flight for a passenger on an in-flight WiFi I paid for?

Hearsay about React Court's prolonged existance has been somewhat understated

I think the flight wifi story is about someone who finally snapped after being unable to say no in other situations. It looks insane and random from the outside but when I was younger I was a people pleaser and I basically over corrected in a similar way by getting rude for no apparent reason

Redditors when they don't do the dishes for 7 weeks: 😜😜😜 Redditors when a husband doesn't rearrange the library for 2 weeks: 😡😡😡

About Seafood: - if not kissing avoids any problems: YTA, just don't kiss for an evening so she can eat some fish if she wants to. She doesn't have to be available for kissing for him all the time!

“I’m not good with shapes” understatement of the galaxy

I love hearing NL's attempt to restrain himself from saying "Get a life" to every problem these people have. He is right though, these are not real problems.

The egg salt is strong right out the gate and i am here for it

"can you stop saying his ass/her ass" "i'm sorry are you watching this with your priest i apologize" 😭😭😭😭 i love this goofy ass man sm 😭😭😭😭

38:30 this guy just like me fr. Idk why, but during any kind of transportation I can just shut my brain off and just chill till I'm there.

The first time I've seen the egg on the husbands side when the wife isn't batshit crazy

“It doesn’t matter who’s an asshole in this. You willfully got involved in this mess. You need to grow up and take some responsibility and not let this happen in your life ever again. This is crazy.” - NL

“I’m not good with. Shapes.” Really made me laugh for some reason

I'm super allergic to seafood and have the exact same issue where if my girlfriend eats fish and we kiss I have a reaction. Although I dont want her to give it up.

Excited for jury duty

Straight up thought he was gonna say "you need to grow up and get an abortion" lmao

For the basketball game flight one, I'm gonna raise an irrelevent question: why did that person even want to know? Being in the middle of the air unable to watch and checking the score mid-game seems like it would just stress you out. Like, why not just check after the flight so it's not in your head?

That second post tells me a few things: 1 - Redditors are largely unemployed and think that anyone normal who has a job also has the time and energy to be doing a physically demanding task like reorganizing a whole library on a whim 2 - have no fucking idea how long it takes and how laborious it is to reorganize and clean a library. Depending on the size that shit can take whole days 3 - Think that pregnant women are always right. Like, brother if she wants to eat like a peanut butter sandwich with ketchup and bananas, sure why the hell not. But if she wants me to do a task that would take a whole day or more despite me being tired and busy with work, I'm sorry but that shit isn't gonna happen, especially if it's not a useful task, she's just gonna have to tough it out for a bit and distract herself with other stuff

nl is on a different wavelength in this one

Children who have only been alive for 14 years and have tons of free time: "2 weeks is way too long" Adults who have been working the same job for 5+ years: "Ive had things on my to do list for months"

Ahh man, that can opener tidbit got me good!

Those warzone sound effects you made deserve to be an option in game for only me.

React court keeps my mind fit and entertained, i love it

The rumors of react courts demise were highly exaggerated.

21:50 GCS = Gotham City Sirens that post was from *2017* icymi. GCS is a comic series and what the Birds of Prey movie was gonna be called at one point (which made more sense, as Harley is actually in GCS in the comics, never having part of BoP til the movie, but BoP is a bigger name than GCS). so not only is that post unrelated, it is completely irrelevant 5 years later when the movie in question is out and changed its name at least twice afterwards.

My girlfriend is very allergic to soy and we’ve never had a problem as long as I brush my teeth after eating something with soy in it. If she told me I couldn’t eat like Chinese food or whatever anymore I’d tell her she’s lost her damn mind.

one of the finest reacting minds we've ever known

"preg-crazy" is one of the things I have ever heard

Enelle is based today. He woke up and chose violence

Pretty sure the first story is an ad for planned parenthood

Jerryyy, I’m nesting jerryyyy

I love how the vast majority of legal precedent that NL refers to is from early 2000s comedies

Wake up babe, the rumours regarding the death of ‘reddit users complaining about the littlest inconveniences like they are real problems’ have been greatly exaggerated.

I refuse to believe that nesting is a real thing

the insane pregnant people special

Babe wake up new rumours ab react courts death just dropped

I need more React Court! It's the best way to fall asleep to...

When it comes to allergies and relationships it depends how allergic you are. My mum is allergic to nuts and my parents don't have them in the house. But my dad eats nuts on occasion and she isn't so allergic that it's a problem. As another example, I wouldn't date someone allergic to cats. I want to keep my cat and be able to get another one. It's just a basic incompatibility. Sounds like seafood is equally important to her. I think she's doing enough and he has to decide if it's such a bother they're incompatible.

Very mild react court, no psychotic Rants.

the spam bit was so timely

Keep the react court coming please sir

AITA for wanting more bunker life videos?!

redditor: am i the asshole? everyone: yes redditor: wait wtf you were supposed to take my side

People can be allergic to shellfish (for example) and yes it can be life-threatening. My Aunt is allergic and had Chinese food at a resteraunt and had an allergic reaction because the cooks cooked the seafood in the same pans as the other food. However to be so allergic that kissing triggers it? Lke what if she washes her mount out with mouthwash, is it still a problem? That sounds kind of fake to me. But the dentist should be washing their hands and such, so that comparison doesn't make sense.

BRO before you even went through the comments of the plane post I was like there's at least one person arguing that "iF yOu lOokEd uP oNe tHinG, hE'd haVe aSkEd foR mOre". I love how predictable redditors are.

NL chewing OP and the NTA commenters in the 2nd post was hilarious

Thanks for the pogs on the drive home for tgiving

As someone with a severe allergy, I’m fine with my partner consuming the allergen as long as she washes her hands and mouth afterwards. But, it’s not hard to see why someone would be as comfortable with it-these are pretty serious things-and also in such a committee relationship I would be concerned for the future if I knew my partner wasn’t willing to forgo the allergen.

Wake up Hubby, Preg Crazy just dropped.

Good series

cuttlefish bit sent me

Sounds like those guys were well off enough to have a library that required ladders. He had the time

The 'Swimming Costume' stuff is SO creepy. That dude should be ashamed of his family

Wait you're telling me they have a whole ass library in their house with shelves that reach high enough you need a ladder? The problems of the affluent

Warzone with Harkdan? That would be amazing!

17:20 This is actually a very cogent, balanced response (honestly more so than his rant) and he just.. COMPLETELY ignores it in favor of just looking at folks who either black and white disagree or agree with him. Like, I get it's slightly longer, but it feels like he's actively taking the same gossipy approach he and others shame reddit users for supposedly using.

"You want it, do it yourself, i dont see how thats my problem" "Oh my god why would you do it yourself, you made me look bad!"

Get this man to play yomi hustle

20:19 i see music in this like ryan sees in the "have you ever had a dream" kid

Algorithmic engagement

Is there a Vet in the house? Those swans are sic!

React Court started out aggro on this one boys.

I legit lost it for real at "big whoop, cry about it" i'm still crying writing this comment help me

29:17 lmao, that's damn true

23:30 you can see the psy dmg that finally broke nl, that rant has been ready to go for a while

aita for wishing we could get react court videos every day?

I have that forehead vein too but it goes away after r&r

the basketball post is mind blowingly stupid

The first one is kinda just baffling

For the seafood one, could she not just brush her teeth and take a shower and be good to go??

I’d give anything for NL warzone DMZ

It’s not “almost obsessive” if u can’t wait for someone to do it, and u still think about it often it’s probably a bit obsessive

25:30 tbf, NL does this all the time.

I only love my squid and my cheddar biscuits I'm sorry. 💀💀💀

1st one is honestly the older brother's fault. XD

There is like a 0% chance the first one was real but it was very funny

I think half of AITA is written by GPT3

“Nesting is a biological need” what the fuck are we like birds are we slaves to basic biological desires now is this the arguement

React Court has, as a 23 year old, unironically made me a lot more mellow. Ryabs cold, psychopathic perspective really helps you care less

I say NTA on the swimming one, everyone’s hyperfocusing on the other couple’s weird issue with the swimsuit BUT the point is the request was for just swimming later TEMPORARILY so that the other girlfriend can get some sleep. That’s it. It’s not unreasonable.

Pogged

REACT COURT

Is there a video that NL has made called "The legend of Josh"? He keeps mentioning him but for the life of me I have no idea why.

"yeah, he could have found an hour or two over two weeks, but HE DIDNT WANT TO. Stop expecting your husband to do literally anything ever, but also don't give them shit for it, they're *busy* streaming on twitch and watching porn"

You know, I think I would watch an English 102 university professor or something critique the AITA subreddit posts and grade them as creative writing papers. Some of them are honestly not that bad and somewhat believable. Others, not so much.

I usually try to suspend my believe with AITAs but the first story is SO fake

I'm 100% with the guy that refused to look up the score. I'm not your google. This is like asking a stranger if you can stick your hand in their bag of chips.

NLs take on the library story gave me confidence at home with my parents. I no longer live there but when I'm there over a weekend or Christmas they always urge me help them in the garden or reorganizing or so. But that's not my shit. I'll gladly help them cook, do the dishes, buy groceries, clean etc. but I'm not helping them do their hobbies that they just do to keep themself busy.

I’m so confused about the verdict on the swimming one. “I was going to say NTA until I realized that your brother’s gf (and potentially brother too?) may have actually had an ulterior motive when asking, because they are so weird about her wearing a swimsuit. You’re NTA, they’re TA, therefore YTA” I was sorta with you till the end there, but the verdict for what they described is called NTA! Just because it’s *not* NAH, doesn’t make it YTA 😵‍💫 At the very least give it a ESH, with the exception of the swimmer.

how heavy could her books really be?

On the swimming post: I feel like not swimming at 6am is pretty reasonable in order to be good hosts to your guests. I'm assuming they aren't staying long term (more than a week). If she wants to swim at reasonable hours and they aren't comfortable with what she wears, that's their problem. But 6am is very early for most people, and being good hosts is pretty universal across all cultures, so cut out the early morning swims until their gone.