Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays

Рет қаралды 4,137,905

16 жыл бұрын

With the reconstruction of Ground Zero finally underway, anchor Brandon Armstrong invites two guests to discuss the progress.
More coverage at: www.onion.com

Пікірлер: 5 700

@Mr.ChadRodriguez 2 жыл бұрын

"Your building is hard to see in a rainy cloudy day we wanted more colors" That part killed me lolol

@Mayanksharma-ss8xj 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@MWorsa 2 жыл бұрын

The following graphic 😂

@thatkindcoder7510 2 жыл бұрын

And that part aimed to kill many more people

@kebas239 Жыл бұрын

If it killed you, you wouldn't have been able to comment.

@XXXTentaclez Жыл бұрын

enough people watched this for somone to think this is real

@Ikcatcher 5 жыл бұрын

When you’re a bad guy in a RPG game but the game forces you to play diplomatically

@ChiccinTendies 5 жыл бұрын

Can't relate

@yegor2 5 жыл бұрын

fable 3 in a nutshell

@x-fun3149 5 жыл бұрын

@Big Smoke HOI4 + Mileniumn Dawn

@Okwardi 5 жыл бұрын

Team fortress 4?

@taliakellegg5978 5 жыл бұрын

i once sentenced benny to be crucified but i'm still a pacifist in new vegas

@Ok-tl1dv 3 жыл бұрын

”Do you like the design of the tower?” ”It’s okay” Idk why i laughed when he said that

@nog297 2 жыл бұрын

Well he would be happy to take it down for free if the design turns out bad.

@leaningright4534 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah i dont get this, they’re asking Al Qaeda for their opinion. Like why? Al Qaeda destroyed the towers in the first place, there might be something I’m missing out on.

@meringuesheaven7950 2 жыл бұрын

@@leaningright4534 are you joking?

@leaningright4534 2 жыл бұрын

@@meringuesheaven7950 is it a joke cause i don’t understand but

@UnrelatedPopcornFire420 2 жыл бұрын

@@leaningright4534 I can't believe I have to explain this but basically al qaeda was Fed Up with how long it was taking for a new tower to be built because they want to be able to take it down again

@tmytyson 3 жыл бұрын

After Draeger's byline said "Lost Brother in 9/11 Attacks" I was 90% expecting Al Farouq's byline to also say "Lost Brother in 9/11 Attacks."

@rrraynoorrr 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jackuzi8252 3 жыл бұрын

That would have been a nice touch.

@duck8624 3 жыл бұрын

Would've been hilarious😂

@Morizzoo 3 жыл бұрын

“Lost 19 brothers in 9/11 attacks”

@assmane999 3 жыл бұрын

They missed an opportunity. Very funny

@darioinfini 4 жыл бұрын

"I say to the important people, build it, and go there, and wait" LOL

@AndreasDelleske 3 жыл бұрын

Trump really should have listened!

@bro8686 3 жыл бұрын

@@AndreasDelleske so the left can fund organisations... to assist in its uhhhhhhh unbuilding ig lol

@BobuxGuy 3 жыл бұрын

@@bro8686 Oh boi...

@iloveujerzy7534 3 жыл бұрын

@@AndreasDelleske ok andreas

@Edgeperor 3 жыл бұрын

@Utubealt 94 are you braindead?

@TheMikeyX 9 жыл бұрын

"Build it and go there and wait." Always loved that quote.

@Competitive_Antagonist 7 жыл бұрын

TheMikeyX If you build it, they will come.

@yivmaiden 6 жыл бұрын

Hopefully the orange orangutan goes there too

@christopher6337 6 жыл бұрын

yivmaiden TDS is real folks

@sylvash1024 6 жыл бұрын

Build it... and they will come

@6piecechickenmcnuggets23 5 жыл бұрын

Do you regret your profile picture?

@Forestdude9000 Жыл бұрын

"Our goal is to continue to make places where people can go and mourn their loved ones." That line is perfect.

@mrreckless8223 2 ай бұрын

How? That literally means they're killing people, and they want people to honor their religious beliefs.

@dinolad3096 3 жыл бұрын

"The entire comments section is people quoting a 2 minute video they just watched" -Mathieu Schuler

@medexamtoolsdotcom 3 жыл бұрын

"Never believe what you see on the internet. It's all lies." -Albert Einstein

@drdre4397 3 жыл бұрын

@@tetra. 37% of what you read online is false, the other 17% is true.- Abraham Lincoln

@MashabaZA 3 жыл бұрын

Truth stings.

@mohammedabdulmusawir4480 3 жыл бұрын

And ceaser wept for there were no more worlds left to conquer -ryan reynolds

@Grass-toucher 3 жыл бұрын

"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I cant see" - Rice Cooker

@randomdude4117 4 жыл бұрын

“The president should perhaps have an office on the highest of floors” 😂😂

@verticalflyingb737 4 жыл бұрын

Lock the president in there, and wait.

@gosym7207 4 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@hans6304 4 жыл бұрын

Graf von Losinj and what happened to WTC Building 7

@deniciovera8176 4 жыл бұрын

stupid question , is this fake or real ?

@hans6304 4 жыл бұрын

There's no such thing as a stupid question. Try to look for information on what had happened to WTC Building 7, and follow the money :) RIP 9-11 victims.

@JohnSmith-ms4xd 8 жыл бұрын

"it is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the death of their loved ones" that one was subtle

@jakobdoubleu 6 жыл бұрын

Sean Lin kind of hahaha, i think it meant they wanna keep making more spots to mourn as in they wanna have more attack’s and kill people so ‘they can mourn’ lmaooo

@discipionidiscipioni9524 6 жыл бұрын

Sean Lin ur wrong

@gspice4592 5 жыл бұрын

i actually didn't catch that at first. that is genius

@Synochra 5 жыл бұрын

Can't believe it took me so long to get

@brayden361 5 жыл бұрын

@@Bhavaagra lmao maybe he just watched it, and it took him like 2 minuted

@u.v.s.5583 3 жыл бұрын

The Al Quaeda guy made a marvelous performance. Like it could almost be on normal news.

@sreekanthpillai7778 3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean ? This was a normal news

@BitBANANA222 3 жыл бұрын

@@GGKGGD .......

@mohamedabdourahman9845 3 жыл бұрын

@@GGKGGD r/woosh

@emeraldfinder5 2 жыл бұрын

@UC31fRtLJriTZ-AYQlbac_vQ it’s not a skit? it’s clearly real news you plebeian

@darkcomet1607 2 жыл бұрын

@@GGKGGD ok Sherlock

@bibekadhikari3264 3 жыл бұрын

"President of Indian Academy of Motion Picture vows to keep this year's Bollywood award below 50 hours."😂

@Thanasis_Koligliatis 2 ай бұрын

At the beginning of the video

@SuperMarco647 6 жыл бұрын

"Certainly the large sharp spike has many possibilities"

@literallyanidiot2880 5 жыл бұрын

@@TommyTom21 Anger issues much?

@danartaviuslinoleum8635 5 жыл бұрын

TommyTom21 you ok?

@gameslayer404 5 жыл бұрын

Where the hell did my comment go?

@deadmeme8011 5 жыл бұрын

What the fuck did I miss in this comment chain?

@deadmeme8011 5 жыл бұрын

@@gameslayer404 What did you say?

@hotmojoe2483 6 жыл бұрын

“People in wheelchairs that cannot move quickly” onion is the goat

@oz_jones 5 жыл бұрын

hotmojoe. "Our goal is to keep making places where people can go and mourn"

@alanbolton7803 5 жыл бұрын

These guys are absolute legends!! How the FUCK do they come up with this stuff!!

@Underlaw41 5 жыл бұрын

I lost it at wheel chairs lmao

@legendaryzet8450 4 жыл бұрын

What does G.O.A.T ( or goat) mean?

@indeeditsryu9579 4 жыл бұрын

@@legendaryzet8450 greatest of all time

@cattysplat 10 ай бұрын

2008 comedy hit different.

@Navi42714 10 ай бұрын

Hits harder than American Airlines flight 11

@zurirobinson2749 6 ай бұрын

Post-9/11 humor was extremely dark. I think that's why Gen Z can't stop making jokes about wanting to die: the first comedy we watched was this

@charliebakerspen Ай бұрын

@@zurirobinson2749we literally watched 9/11 between first and second period in the 10th grade. And they were just like, okay back to class, we dismiss at the regular time.

@deaj8450 3 жыл бұрын

The actor for Omar is my favorite maybe in the whole cast of the Onion. He plays his part so perfectly.

@mathieuschuler366 5 жыл бұрын

The entire comments section is people quoting a 2 minute video they just watched

@DontAttme 5 жыл бұрын

That's usually what comments are for.

@captjamus 4 жыл бұрын

@Brad Smith Is that you Sad Brad Smith? Really liked your "Help Yourself" song!

@scottmatheson3346 4 жыл бұрын

Do you get pissy when people attend a concert and then walk back to their cars singing the songs they just listened to?

@rico_1617 4 жыл бұрын

“The rest of the comment section is people bemoaning people quoting the video”

@tinyspeaker 4 жыл бұрын

Comments aren't as creative as they were a few years ago

@georgewashington938 4 жыл бұрын

at one time the onion was really funny and edgy, but the absurdity of the actual mainstream news stole their thunder

@gemstonegynoid7475 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I love politically incorrect jokes. George Washington was the first British king, and mayors are the ones who maintain parks.

@Teabone3 4 жыл бұрын

lol true

@DDub04 4 жыл бұрын

stone nice.

@blocke2551 4 жыл бұрын

it has only been 7 years since it happened when the vid was made lol

@persona3448 3 жыл бұрын

Osama bin laden's daughter(maybe niece forget) just endorsed incumbent president Donald Trump. I don't know what the onion could do to make anything close to that.

@Fajnybobr 3 жыл бұрын

This shit is fucking hilarious. “A place for people in wheelchairs who cannot move quickly”

@s3v3n3 2 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

@Fajnybobr 2 жыл бұрын

@@s3v3n3 likewise my cat friend

@tdm4485 3 жыл бұрын

It took 12 long years for the algorithm to finally show me this jem

@operator8014 6 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! Jesus, how did I miss this for a DECADE!?

@jarjarbinks4744 6 жыл бұрын

Operator 801 Why are we both here 😂 it’s August 2018...

@ylette 6 жыл бұрын

#metoo

@Lucas-po6mn 6 жыл бұрын

@travisscottholdingmicropho415 6 жыл бұрын

Wow why are videos only getting noticed nowadays

@warfionproductions6580 6 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@candlelighter1588 5 жыл бұрын

It’s strange how both of them have opposing motives but so easily agree It’s also hilarious

@konstantinopoulos33 4 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed that is the point of the joke. That is funny. Lol. Lmao. Ahahaha.

@jamesha175 4 жыл бұрын

@@konstantinopoulos33 just as long as it is also hilarious

@laban9735 4 жыл бұрын

He found the funny

@Avgslaveworker 4 жыл бұрын

God your dumb

@MrInkblots 4 жыл бұрын

That’s the joke, mate. ...some people I swear to god

@AJ--212 3 жыл бұрын

"it is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the death of their loved ones" that was gold lmao

@AJ--212 2 жыл бұрын

@Lighthouse in the Storm i clicked, saw a stereotype comic book enthusiast, then ran away

@shaan_1296 3 жыл бұрын

I like how he said "build it..go there and wait.."

@AaronSaysSKOL 5 жыл бұрын

11 years later, and this is just now showing up in my feed. WHERE HAS THIS GEM BEEN, KZfaq?

@nikitamalikov6683 5 жыл бұрын

They withheld it. Punishment for devouring souls out of season, without a permit.

@schaz7563 5 жыл бұрын

Seems like someone missed their Arabic lesson

@felixclinthorne612 5 жыл бұрын

Please don't kill my family

@thewhalebear7073 5 жыл бұрын

Oh? Why are you making KZfaq comments and not taking *y o u r l e s s o n s ?*

@jakeaustin901 5 жыл бұрын

How many languages do you know?

@MadihaA123 6 жыл бұрын

“Build it and go there and wait” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rezcellent 5 жыл бұрын

Rouge Ranger holy shit you got the point of the joke

@classonbread5757 5 жыл бұрын

@Rouge Ranger no shit Sherlock

@englandfantv6592 4 жыл бұрын

Anakin S. You seem deranged.

@dixen9116 4 жыл бұрын

Anakin S. You sound like a schizophrenic

@singho23 Жыл бұрын

Why does this video come back to my recommended every 9/11

@wendigo53 4 ай бұрын

KZfaq knows you love it.

@bubferner2146 2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad this got recommend to me on September 11th

@CameronThatcher 5 жыл бұрын

_It is very important that construction proceeds quickly so that we can have a large tower visible from many miles away_

@Donnyel 4 жыл бұрын

@@fodebic5253 fuck you bruh you basically rickrolled me

@forksandpopsticles9183 4 жыл бұрын

@@fodebic5253 i know better than to trust a nobody meme in 2020

@fodebic5253 4 жыл бұрын

@@forksandpopsticles9183 ahahahah

@kandy1399 4 жыл бұрын

Is this a caption because I'm pretty sure I've watched the video and don't need this specific line fucking asshole

@CameronThatcher 4 жыл бұрын

@@kandy1399 calm down, sorry I found that specific line funny

@0ffaI 6 жыл бұрын

The Onion was a decade ahead of their time tbh

@taxsi 5 жыл бұрын

still is.

@Neo2266. 5 жыл бұрын

1000 IQ No U

@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere 4 жыл бұрын

nah they didnt make fun of this before 9/11 happened i think, not very sure however

@nathandrake5544 4 жыл бұрын

Nah, this is what a lot of comedy was like in the Bush years.

@codymclemore4816 4 жыл бұрын

@@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere uh wut?

@risenacademy189 2 жыл бұрын

The last one "it is our goal to keep building places where people can mourn" did it for me lol

@btristin01 Жыл бұрын

“Build it, go there, and wait” bro, I died 😂😂😂

@Mysterey101 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao, "Federal Health Inspector Shuts Down State of Mississippi" is the most unintentionally normal byline in this entire video.

@w.o.jackson8432 3 жыл бұрын

Further proving that the present day is so messed up that all of today's headlines sound like Onion articles from 10 years ago.

@aspire3620 3 жыл бұрын

Keep spreading Covid, it’s good for Mississippi

@hetecks1385 3 жыл бұрын

I think that's reffreacing the supreme court case... Like the case was someone's reletive died by the health department and sued them for it (or it could be a money problem(everywhere except America can feel this)) and somehow got the big bois in D.C. involved

@gay.mer9328 3 жыл бұрын

@Giovanni Mendez They hated Jesus because he spread the truth.

@kibukaj2956 3 жыл бұрын

@@gay.mer9328 no they hated him because he spread lies

@funofboredom 6 жыл бұрын

How do they come up with these absolutely hilarious scenarios? Is the world experiencing a shortage of geniuses because most of them are working for The Onion?

@Qwerty0791 5 жыл бұрын

Comedy writers are nothing short of demigods. They live on shitty pay, and a constant supply of cocaine and coffee.

@KillerOfU33 5 жыл бұрын

this was made in 2008

@discomfort5760 5 жыл бұрын

@@KillerOfU33 Today reality made comedy obsolete.

@KillerOfU33 5 жыл бұрын

@@discomfort5760 What? I said that because he said "Is the world experiencing a shortage of geniuses because..." implying this was something made recently and good people worked on this *recently*. It was made 11 years ago and has no relation to modern events. I wasn't criticizing comedy or anything. I was criticizing his comment being really uh... I don't know the word I'm looking for tbh, it's late at night here.

@hytga 4 жыл бұрын

Jim was fired, so there goes about 256000 genius occupied jobs.

@deversandbello 3 жыл бұрын

“People in wheel chairs that cannot move quickly” bruh someone needs to stop Omar

@TheDudeSmashTrash 3 жыл бұрын

"The long, sharp spike has many possibilities"

@arnaudj.5314 4 жыл бұрын

*1:31** "All kind of people, even people in wheelchairs that can't move quickly"*

@ratto751 4 жыл бұрын

@Taha LetsPlay Dont you get the joke

@UnknownAsian 3 жыл бұрын

@Taha LetsPlay How don't you get the joke?

@itsxen1503 3 жыл бұрын

@Taha LetsPlay It's like in 9/11, because people couldn't move quick enough.

@boaoftheboaians 3 жыл бұрын

The guy who said that is a representative of Al Qaeda in that news interview, the very same terrorist organization responsible for 9/11... that info should lead you to the rest which will help you understand the joke

@kusanagi-no-tachi5303 3 жыл бұрын

@@itsxen1503 It's been years of countless rewatches, but I finally get the joke. Thanks. I'm not being sarcastic, btw.

@matthewlebo1841 4 жыл бұрын

“It is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the deaths of their loved ones.” Oh.

@notlikethis5782 4 жыл бұрын

That line is the most sinister and my favorite.

@clubmunro9214 3 жыл бұрын

that was subtle

@poopkiler2768 3 жыл бұрын

You see that has two meanings

@zzephyr01 3 жыл бұрын

Keyword “continue”

@ferlensmiami5409 3 жыл бұрын

Low key went over my head at first

@kohlcooke8789 3 жыл бұрын

“Build it and go there and wait” the onion is legendary XD

@adastra591 3 жыл бұрын

I Love how they are maintaining their character without laughing. Lol

@albinvarg2263 6 жыл бұрын

They should have had '' Lost brother in 9/11 attacks '' under Omar's name instead of under Becky's (around 1:48)

@fbi6691 5 жыл бұрын

Took me a moment to get that one. Good stuff.

@John_C_J 5 жыл бұрын

lol

@hemipemi 5 жыл бұрын

Or both.

@robertcalifornia9641 5 жыл бұрын

Oh no FBI-san is here

@dj7oya 5 жыл бұрын

"I lost him but he saved himself..."

@yongamer 5 жыл бұрын

I love that the onion always brings on experts. Really makes them seem professional.

@mantistoboggan5171 4 жыл бұрын

bernie2020

4 жыл бұрын

@@mantistoboggan5171 hehe

@alexrowe7063 4 жыл бұрын

@@mantistoboggan5171 lmao

@saltandpeppershakers7562 2 жыл бұрын

Recommended on the 20th anniversary of 9/11. Your timing is flawless KZfaq, as always.

@crewpup9481 2 жыл бұрын

I got it the day after lmao

@EugeneVDebs-mo6dh 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO the Taliban feels like this talking on the BBC

@apalahartisebuahnama7684 4 жыл бұрын

1:14 that's the most American building design i've ever seen, why no such building have been built in America?

@lilshart7914 4 жыл бұрын

Lol people would call it racist since everything is racist nowadays

@lilshart7914 4 жыл бұрын

Zilean L'incurvé We don’t want you in America bud

@lilshart7914 4 жыл бұрын

Zilean L'incurvé Yeah we’re only the best country in the world

@HY4CIN7H 4 жыл бұрын

Zilean L'incurvé you only say that bc you know your shitty little backwater village would starve without big daddy america's help

@lilshart7914 4 жыл бұрын

Zilean L'incurvé A bad idea?? I’m from Mexico, in my country they have no 2nd amendment like here in America and do you now how bad it is? The Narcos shut down a whole city of Culiacán blocking all exits and taking a building filled with military personnel’s families and traded gun fights with Mexican marines and Special forces after the arrest of Ovidio Guzman a few months ago and they let him go since they didn’t have the resources to fight the narco’s gunmen. It’s difficult for people to get a gun and it’s hard for people to defend themselves when corrupt politicians basically work with the narcos. Here in the USA we have gun rights to protect ourselves when the time comes for. I would Gun Rights are apart of the reason that makes this country so great.

@NarffetWerlz 4 жыл бұрын

Loved the ticker story: '90% of guidance counselors wished they'd paid more attention to their guidance counselors.'

@cheesemuncher63 9 ай бұрын

"Doctors questioning whether they should dispense birth control to underage girls or wait til they are barely legal"

@kingtroll2640 Жыл бұрын

God this being recommended to me a day after 9/11 is just hilarious to me

@user-rr9qq4go1d Жыл бұрын

*9 am, 11 days ago*

@alexanderphilip1809 3 жыл бұрын

Onion always outdid itself. Kinda sad that they dont do this kinda stuff anymore, its just podcast style format these days.

@PolemicalKobra 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think they must’ve had a big cut in funding or something. I always loved these clever skits, fantastically well acted too.

@samuelstrachan2726 3 жыл бұрын

1:50 “It is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the deaths of their loved ones.” Easily missed but much appreciated

@Charlie-fu6ep 3 жыл бұрын

Took me a hot minute to get it.

@kibukaj2956 3 жыл бұрын

@@Charlie-fu6ep i got it after 5th time lmao

@johnchesterfield9726 3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even notice until this comment! That joke is so subtle, I appreciate it too.

@APersonOnYouTubeX 3 жыл бұрын

One could almost *crumble* with laughter

@mariolisa2832 3 жыл бұрын

Dark as fuck I love it 😂

@Etbrixproductionz 5 жыл бұрын

September 11th : less than a month away KZfaq recommendedation :

@jesusavila629 5 жыл бұрын

ETBrixProductions sameeee

@patricktsai2303 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks youtube, very cool!

@harveymorgan1749 5 жыл бұрын

Nice its a joke for you but Mossad and deep state let terorrists attack american civilians for excuse for greater israel wars

@PlayfulJoyful 5 жыл бұрын

Let’s go there and wait.

@weedmastersr 4 жыл бұрын

@@harveymorgan1749 Bingo! A man that knows the truth.

@SnailSlugSlut 2 жыл бұрын

Props to The Onion for leaving the comments section open and free from fake news.

@teeanahera8949 8 ай бұрын

But the Onion is FAKE news. 😅

@leafbelly Жыл бұрын

I was waiting for him to speak about how nice it would be for the tenants to be diverse, with lots of Jews and Christians on the top floors.

@ilynnad 10 жыл бұрын

"Federal health inspectors shut down state of Mississippi" they just get better!

@smurfyday 4 жыл бұрын

If only.

@ethanyeung6216 4 жыл бұрын

bruh

@serioussilliness2064 4 жыл бұрын

.,.

@ChrisTheCringe 6 жыл бұрын

Of course! The Towers were hard to see because it had no colors! Give that Al Qaeda guy a raise

@Woozyfo 5 жыл бұрын

I can't believe you're here of all places baha

@AtheistMorax 4 жыл бұрын

Wait, grey is not a color? my life is a fucking lie.

@Nugcon 4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@jpp4566 Жыл бұрын

“Build it, go there and wait” lmaoooo

@ItsjustRaphael 3 жыл бұрын

"Build it and go there and wait"

@evank3718 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that this was only made 7 years after 9/11 makes this even worse/funnier

@medexamtoolsdotcom 3 жыл бұрын

You say that as if that is a short amount of time. Someone in the year 2500 might think YOU when you typed that comment were living "shortly after 9-11".

@KentuckyFriedChildren 3 жыл бұрын

@@rahulmalik1083 Common sense right there

@Jebu911 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure i was joking about it the next week with my friends.

@mertaliyigit3288 3 жыл бұрын

30 years later new satiric video comes out "The fact this this was only made 28 years after 9/11 makes this even worse/funnier"

@52flyingbicycles Жыл бұрын

Comedy = tragedy + time

@omegaparadigm8693 10 жыл бұрын

People in wheel chairs that can't move quickly! Bahaha..fucking hilarious...and at the same time it's like dafuq did I laugh so hard at that. Lol

@the_infinexos 5 жыл бұрын

+Omega Paradigm 86 Just letting you know that after 4 years you have 314 likes

@alexplaysgames8774 5 жыл бұрын

In 5 years you'll get 558

@tedstersscience1637 5 жыл бұрын

@@alexplaysgames8774 well it's been 2 days since you posted and he has 620

@Top_Weeb 5 жыл бұрын

His name's not dafuq it's farouq

@max_cant_do_hax 5 жыл бұрын

And... He reached his like goal of 911 likes

@TahaWasiq 3 жыл бұрын

Omar: People in wheel chairs that can not move quickly. Becky: Yes! - 1:31

@_nines8270 3 жыл бұрын

"People... in wheelchairs that cannot move quickly" THIS is what I'm subscribed for

@OMGLOL381 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm happy that the subway system and transportation system is directly linked to it, I think that will prove very helpful" lmao

@bruhbag2311 4 жыл бұрын

We all watched the video bruh.

@mrkrills8839 4 жыл бұрын

Bruhbag wow I didn’t know that

@bruhbag2311 4 жыл бұрын

Adrian Ladda I don’t think you understand. Nobody needs people to quote what they’ve just watched.

@OMGLOL381 4 жыл бұрын

@@bruhbag2311 You obviously got some personally vendetta against me brah, I don't see you commenting this on other peoples 'quote' comments.

@willotter4503 4 жыл бұрын

Bruhbag wtf, do u just go to different comments trying to be a cockhead, do people have to spoon feed u bloody jokes?

@reynaldoscars4021 4 жыл бұрын

“Build it, go there and wait” I’d ask him what we would wait for

@cameron7206 3 жыл бұрын

Wait for the whole shebang to happen, y'know? All that flashy stuff.

@syntax2004 3 жыл бұрын

Special gift to hell l I-I mean from heaven

@aaronvannatta9329 3 жыл бұрын

Hm didn't think about that good question

@TheRedHexagon 3 жыл бұрын

For your airplane of course

@minefoxc4015 3 жыл бұрын

For the awesome fireworks to celebrate its opening of course!

@youtuber-tg1pu 8 ай бұрын

It's kind of sad that nowadays, modern _"reputable"_ outlets now sound more comical than The Onion headlines.

@frozen9065 Жыл бұрын

Took me exactly 45 seconds to realize it’s a meme

@charlest1121 4 жыл бұрын

Omar is so thoughtful and caring for the people of the big spike building

@RandomActsOfGaming 8 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure here, but I don't this guy has the best of intentions. I get the feeling he must be invested in the completed building.

@bbking006 10 ай бұрын

1:03 Best joke is in the marquee - "Pretentious Congreessman sworn in with hand on Thomas Pynchon novel" had me guffaw out loud

@mitchyoung93 9 ай бұрын

The writer finally got to use his English Lit degree directly.

@RajasPoorna Жыл бұрын

"The large sharp spike.. uh.. has many possibilities" 😂😂👍👍👍👍

@ninja_hertl2479 4 жыл бұрын

how did it take 11 FUCKING YEARS FOR ME TO SEE THIS

@zelada2123 6 жыл бұрын

Damn they were trolling since 08

@sirboringname 6 жыл бұрын

Zelada212 they were trolling since early 2000s

@Czeckie 5 жыл бұрын

back then, it was called "joking" and "comedy"

@slyseal2091 5 жыл бұрын

I think the Onion even had its own actual newspaper back in the early 90s.

@Fingrek 5 жыл бұрын

@@Czeckie em, no, it was trolling back then as well, the term is older than you think

@elr456 5 жыл бұрын

The late 2000s were peak Onion.

@smakfu1375 2 жыл бұрын

"I say to them build it, go there and wait". I miss these Onion videos... just brutally funny.

@ahmadzafar7956 2 жыл бұрын

Lol. You guys are the next level of humor! It's the only approach to cop with the misdeeds and short comings of humen and you guys are best in it!

@SorryBones 5 жыл бұрын

Would’ve been funny if his title was also “lost brother in 9/11 attacks”

@mattroules6691 5 жыл бұрын

You should be a director of comedy shows lol

@HarryWizard 5 жыл бұрын

@@mattroules6691 except he just stole a comment from someone else who made it 6 months prior

@BigRed2 5 жыл бұрын

Matt roules Not sure how you two think this is funny, you support MSM interviewing a terrorist and getting his opinion on the new trade center?! I hope Trumps wins again in 2020 ! so you crazy stupid liberals get put in your place

@nt2122 5 жыл бұрын

@@BigRed2 R u joking? It's hard to tell.

@zazmatyk 5 жыл бұрын

N T are YOU joking? Hard to tell.

@84blizzle 7 жыл бұрын

The best comedy is the kind you wouldn't laugh at, but be horrified if it was real. 😂😂😂

@ahahm3 5 жыл бұрын

You mean dark humour?

@scaredstar9127 5 жыл бұрын

@@ahahm3 dark humor never gets old Just like rape

@Milk-xy1gw 5 жыл бұрын

If its not funny it's technically not really comedy

@scaredstar9127 5 жыл бұрын

@@Milk-xy1gw funny things is all how we see it, some laugh at 9/11 memes and some get pissy and sad, its all how we see it

@NM-jn6cp 5 жыл бұрын

Like rape?

@ggrtpgg2517 3 жыл бұрын

“Next up we are going to be discussing worm farms,” 😂😂

@im079c7 3 ай бұрын

Oh wow, this was aired 16 years ago...comedy was real then...and ppl could take jokes... You can't do that now without offending someone!

@lloydbarker 15 жыл бұрын

To me this is The Onion at its fearless best. Dark, hysterical, satire. Absolutely brilliant.

@niko-im8nl Жыл бұрын

Old ahhh comment

@the_null_man Жыл бұрын

@@niko-im8nl wow, it's almost as if KZfaq existed 15 years ago! _amaaazing!_

@qlip 10 ай бұрын

are you alive rn bro

@ArborealOreo 10 жыл бұрын

I like the alternate design he did for the building xD He's awful!

@utterdespair2136 5 жыл бұрын

Just needed a couple of giant bullseyes on it.

@avandurion 5 жыл бұрын

lots of colors visible from miles away kek

@medexamtoolsdotcom 5 жыл бұрын

If it looked like that, I'd be cheering the terrorists along, actually.

@obliviousotterI 4 жыл бұрын

@@medexamtoolsdotcom That is a truly fucking hideous design, they might have had to beat me to flying a plane into it.

@lala2914 3 жыл бұрын

The onion is truly amazing I cracked up when he mentioned how the president should be on the top floor. That’s so messed up

@SichoTech 3 ай бұрын

Yeah so the flying bee stings him in a giant fire ball

@bamabum123456789 3 ай бұрын

“The large, sharp spike has, uh, many possibilities” lmfao

@sashroberts6069 5 жыл бұрын

“It’s important for the construction to proceed quickly so we have a large tower visible from many miles away” Hol’up

@JoseFloresEC 5 жыл бұрын

Dam, this is really 11 years old Why is KZfaq recommending this now lol

@briandiehl9257 5 жыл бұрын

I don't know, so many of these comments are recent

@OhItsAlsoHammy 5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@_Andrew2002 5 жыл бұрын

Because it is a golden onion classic. I'm glad KZfaq reminded me of this piece of art

@bobbing3778 5 жыл бұрын

Might be that KZfaq can't tell the difference between MSM and The Onion anymore.

@malluk7064 5 жыл бұрын

@@bobbing3778 good one

@gargantuan4696 3 жыл бұрын

This is the type of humor the world needs

@clyde15 3 жыл бұрын

00:23 The frustration in the Al-Qaeda guy when he echoed “five years” lmao

@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to another episode of: "Why is this showing up in my recommended and why wasn't I shown this absolute gem 11 years before?!"

@harveymorgan1749 5 жыл бұрын

I cant laugh at 9/11 jokes. Down with israel

@LiquidRane43 3 жыл бұрын

You weren't shown this 11 years before because your account is only 7 years old.

@chernovbrichtofen4767 3 жыл бұрын

@@LiquidRane43 r/whoosh

@LiquidRane43 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't miss the joke. The joke is just dumb.

@EGarrett01 16 жыл бұрын

Awesome. I hope people appreciate how tough it is to write something like this. It has a perfect balance of subtext while still giving the appearance of a News Channel interview. The middle woman's cluelessness towards the Al-Qaeda operative's comments is also an awesome touch.

@aohitsaguyqwhonameaintjoe5046 3 жыл бұрын

I got this recommended to me at 9:11 PM.

@willwiegelman3953 2 жыл бұрын

Glad youtube recommended this to me on the 20-year anniversary of the 9/11 attacks

@ethanboyd7843 3 жыл бұрын

"I say to them, Build it and go there and wait" I'm dying here

@ilynnad 10 жыл бұрын

"Billy Joel enters rock and roll hall of fame...in out-of-control Mercedes Benz." lmao

@figga222 3 жыл бұрын

Al Qaeda anchor is just dynamite on everything he's in. what a gem

@ZBielski 2 ай бұрын

That guy has brass balls playing that part dude 😂😂😂

@acertainscientificloli6392 4 жыл бұрын

I like how both people are so subtle with their comments that they agree with each other rather than debate over them.

@Pellemain 4 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck i haven't seen the onion for years, a video then shows up in my feed, and not only have i not seen it, but it happens to be one of the funniest ones they've ever made...

@MultiSilverhammer 3 жыл бұрын

This video has lived rent free in my head for way too long. I am obsessed.

@avrajsagoo5372 3 жыл бұрын

12 years on loving every second never gets old

@Heirllionaire 4 жыл бұрын

How can he play that al queada guy without laughing

@PhoenixStriker1 4 жыл бұрын

KZfaq: Please no offensive content The Onion: 9/11 *dabs*

@djstat46 4 жыл бұрын

Things were different 12 years ago on KZfaq.

@ima_psykopathpsn8411 4 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@invalid9553 3 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@Adhjie 3 жыл бұрын

no mature content what a bullshitting fuckwit

@HomsianCam 3 жыл бұрын

The thing is, I'm Muslim, and showed this to my friends, and we all laughed.. It is not us who is getting sensitive about such stuff! It is .. you know who.