"Our"? You just ended up on a watchlist somewhere lmao

Underrated comment lol

I love it HAHAHHAA

😂😂😂

​@@carsonapplebaum2266Well it does mean The Base. I mean maybe it's all encompassing.

This was *the* line for me

Lmao

I knew I wasn’t the only one 🤣😂😂😂

Genius!😆

for opium habibi and to create fear

Meanwhile Taliban ruling an entire country & going on media about world peace. Reality is stranger than fiction

Hahaha didn’t catch thatXD

I miss the Old Onion

😆

Didn't he say "muslim mainstream media" ?

lmao, so true

Crazy world where terrorists have to prove their own guilt to stop opportunist scumbags from shifting the blame to other parties.

Knew I wasnt the only one who thought of this video

​@@this_is_patrickTerrorists vs terrorists

​@@AIagremm first time I've seen it I was going down an alex jones rabbit hole

The best part😂😂😂

LMAO

Propably in Aladeen's guest house

@@tomaszzalewski4541 You can't go to the bathroom after he used it.

@@tomaszzalewski4541 He was in Pakistan under the protection of the government.

Thomas Asmussen Good thing nobody asked nor implied you.

This guy Asmussen needs to spell his name right. Assmussen, lol. It's so hard to believe people this stupid actually walk the earth. In dinosaur days he would have been some animals dinner. I don't know what's sadder, that a guy like that probably votes or that the shallow gene pool that spawned him will more than likely be reproduced three or four times over!

FerraraM98 Perfect likes

911 likes

Thomas Asmussen people actually fell for this lmao

He almost laughed himself lmao

You agree with a terrorist group. That makes you a crazy person.

15 years later and it turned into reality with ISIS trying to convince the world, it was truly them, who committed the attacks in Moscow.

Thought I was the only one who caught that line

i thought it said girl and im kinda sad now

@@1c0nic_player it's the same thing anyway

@@humand0969 for them,yes

lol I still remembered this line by heart 15 years later 😂

Now its Jews Africans Syrians Indians built the pyramids and the Egyptians were just playing in the Nile (somehow and IDK why, some people didn't understand that it was a sarcasm and thought that I was really saying Indians built the pyramid, I mean for the Love of God what is wrong with you.)

Remision Arcidash of course of course

Remision Arcidash the fact that you liked your own comment makes you 10 times more believable

@@remisionarcidash8671 lol the Indians though

@@remisionarcidash8671 the egytians were africans tho. they also didnt use any slaves to build the pyramids as that would be too hard to do

“Planning something really special” as though the dude was working up to a marriage proposal or something lmao

@@nikolaaa5988 that’s what killed me

Haha yea that's what it takes to penetrate the multi million dollar US defense system 😂

I had to rewind that line twice. His delivery really caught me off guard.

@@salahelhaddad4872 billion

Over 400 likes and not one comment? Not buying that at all. Seriously. Over 400 likes and not one comment? Even the anti-conspiracy theorists must be having internal dialog in their tell-a-vision addled, fluoridated minds. But they can never say anything because it's unpopular to disbelieve the official narrative. Anti-conspiracy theorists are some of the most dangerous people. They ALWAYS believe the government/corporate narrative. Deep down they are all Liberals. The only way Liberal ideology wins is with massive censorship, intimidation, violence and government expansion. Their ideas cannot win in a free market. Give them a polygraph about their own ideologies and most of them will fail.

It's Miles Grose.

"Why would they kill 3000 of their own infidels?" "Talking to you is like talking to a goat!"

Den of jackals

He goes hey bring on the forgeries

And the American government.

He doesn't seem that extreme to me compared to the other guy.

your pfp is hot

@@Demiglitch Well he is a terrorist.

Wooosh. The skit went flying ovee yer head dinit?

The book author needs to respond that the planes were holograms.

Dee Dee Love mmhmm

What plane flew into wtc7

@GazB85 just trying to help out here. The phrase is "I would have never guessed" not "I'd never of guessed". Or "I would've never guessed".

David Musial it doesnt have to. All the top 15% has to do is crush ONE single floor. Once that happens, the resulting momentum will crush the next floor, which adds even more momentum and weight to the top. Floor after floor after floor, exactly what we see on 9/11.

Ikr!!

Nearly sounded like safe in Saudi quickly changed to somewhere 😂

Such retards in the comments section, you fucks believe everything they put in front of you. Whilst you never even seen actual footage of Osoma getting killed, you never seen how those planes got hijacked, it’s bullshit, wake your asses up, maybe find some ACTUAL proof that’s not found on some website and then state your brainless statements in the comments section

>best delivered line in acting history I think that distinction belongs to the trajectory of United Airlines flight 175

safe in "Pakistan"😂

Israel

Did

9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣

Talking to you is like talking to a goat!

Just like how two negatives equal a positive. Genius.

hm

This video was recommended to me on April first 2020 *APRIL'S FOOLS*

Mechagodzilla128 I mean a negative multuplied by a negative makes a positive 🤔

Hahaha it’s April fools, not opposite day

Same brother. Assalamualaikum

@@domizzy1348 ayyyy 😎 muslim here

Same 😂😂😂

Don't worry, they proved on that day that they'd not be kicking your door down even if you really *were* up to something, so you're safe.

They would vacate the entire property out of fear that someone or something would explode

Truly

Not really. We could easily compare the comments from past time to current time and measure the difference. Anti conspiracy theorists are r333tards. All of them. Total losers

To be fair, Taliban is now the official government in Afghanistan and has de facto control over its territory, so this is going to happen soon. They've already appointed ambassadors to a few Asian countries' embassies, ousting the previous dudes.

​@@cleopatrasrevengeoh man remember when former taliban soldiers started complaining on twitter about getting stuck doing office work so they could actually start running things? it truly felt like something the onion would come up with but it was real life

Jubilee would definitely do it if they could.

Yeah, they even uploaded bodycam footage - but Russia will probably claims it's AI-generated...

@@highdefinist9697well that’s fucked up. And if you’re wondering what I’m referring to the answer is yes

​@@judet2992wdym what you're referring to, this wasn't exactly a cryptic conversation

@@destituteanddecadent9106 it was a joke

@@judet2992 I guess I don't get the joke. What were you referring to?

H

Concrete, 100% not lying totally

@@123Mathzak I love how it implies that Al-Qaeda was going to use thermite bombs but their organizer did the research and found it wouldn't work.

@@MistahFox Yeah their organizer def wouldn’t be paid under the table or anything

“It's like talking to a goat”

Search . ' Christopher Bollyn Solving 9 11 Audio Book . '

10/12 Hm. Wonder what that could be?

@@GDPepiman lol

10/12? I’m starting to see a trend and branding here

💀

The only way you wouldn't be offended is if part of the plan was to pin the whole thing on someone else

One time I let a guy stay with me to help him out, but he screwed me over and dipped out the last month without paying the rent. I found out where he was staying and went over to his house and smashed all the windows on his truck which cost a lot more money than that last month's rent. I checked Facebook and he blamed it on someone else. Apparently he was a huge douche to a lot of people and I wasn't the most recent person he ripped off. I was relieved to not have to worry about facing retaliation or legal issues but part of me still wanted him to know I did it.

Which adds even more humor to the situation, the white guy is trying to frame it as "just asking questions" and "keeping an open mind" but if you were the terrorist responsible you know that's not what he's doing.

You on a list now lol

@@laythadrian5705 this can be used against you in court

Oh, I wondered about that. Thanks for explaining!

Nice. Thanks

Kinda concerning that they use the same word for those..

@@Marqan We do the same in English. "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?"

I'm a native Arabic speaker and I didn't even catch that because of how badly mispronounced it was 😂

If I am not mistaken, wasn't a serial killer caught for exactly that reason?

Onion becomes news :D

CIA and Mossad shill got mad you mean.

@@neurofiedyamato8763 As is the tradition

the reason i like ahmadinejad is because he makes it easier to know what is true and what isnt, for example if you see ahmadinejad saying literally anything you can add that to the list of things that arent true when if he didnt say it u maybe wouldnt know its lie for sure

@@fordmustnagisbestcarath5046 what's the guy up to nowadays anyway

*Girl

@@dominicgunderson same thing

@Mialisus a fellow intellectual I see

*Goat Girl

@@dominicgunderson Goat.

And what it relevant from here?

Anti conspiracy theorists NEVER reply. They are total freaking LOSERS!@@aaronsound

Legend has it - they are still waiting.!!

Lol your comment has excatly 911 likes

"Planning things" aka fast dial George Bush to take them out

October 12th is my birthday

Sababugs112 mine too brother!

Yeah Pakistan really did a good job helping him....

Smart move..Not so much trusting his Doctor... Who we do hear so much on... 🤔😉

Ah yes, the Tora Bora complex. That DoD diagram is hilarious

The crazy part is that was a fictional diagram from times of London and Rumsfeld went on "meet the press" and passed it off as real saying "not just one there are MANY of those" edit: I found the video lol: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fK2Yequp3JbRg6M.html

@@alans5799 Search . ' Solving 9-11 By Christopher Bollyn . '

man i won't find anybody explaining the joke in the comments please help me out

​@@jesuisboogie7945the spokesman almost loses his temper and lets slip where bin laden is (this skit was made befote he was killed by the US marines)

@@sergiorubens8475 ho ok i thought it wasn't just that thx

Search . ' Solving 9-11 By Christopher Bollyn . '

unholy number of likes

@@Idontwannashutup not any more muhahaha

'We certainly have common ground there'🤣🤣

@@rezakarampour6286 or any of david ray griffins books on 9/11!!

Harki Rehal the actor of Omar Al-Farouq is my favourite out of everyone. He nails it so well and never cracks character

They cant even speak or act and they try and imitate people from middle east by gettin a man to wear a scarf and yeh thats it they know people will believe anything they see or hear. Shame on the media for resorting to these tactics finally people can see through it.

@@umarzahir3582 It's satire dude, it's not meant to look real. They're amazing actors, but nobody's perfect.

@@umarzahir3582 ....this video is from the onion( a satirical site), the fuck your on about.

@@umarzahir3582 Hey dumbass. How's it like to live as a dumbass? Have you been this way your whole life?

Actually I'm here after seeing a clip of Trump claiming Obama and Hillary Clinton founded Isis.

insane how uneducated americans are. conspiracy theorist country has gone off the deep end

Me. This is basically ISIS right now lmao. William Gerard is Russia trying to Ukraine for an islamic terror attack. And the Al Kaida guy is ISIS openly and proudly admitting that they did it and release more and more bodycam footage to prove it. And western intelligence agencies also confirm that ISIS did it and have even warned Russia 2 weeks in advance of an imminent islamic terror attack.

ISIS attacking Russia and before that Iran. Is that ISIS or a CIA black ops unit???

​@@Mr.Stizblee I love how later Fox News did an interview with him and asked him if he meant Obama and Clinton simply created the environment that eventually gave birth to ISIS, and he said no, they quite literally founded ISIS xD

@Agent 0-1-0 bootyful

I love your username.

😂

He goes hey bring on the forgeries 😂

NOT ANYMORE

@@patrickshaw411 that’s what they want you to think

It’s actually why is osama bin laden safe in err somewhere, and ur right it is a masterpiece, and hilarious af.

😂

@@DynamicGracer 5 years later you comment. Lol and the video is from 2008 on top on all that I just happen to watch and see your comment a few hours after you posted it. Feels weird. I use to watch the onion years ago and watching the newest Rogan podcast with Penn they mentioned the onion and it caused me to look them up to see if they still make videos. And to my surprise they still do! Anyways it's strange how alot of the comments seem either very recent or very old.

@@the_original_Bilb_Ono they don't They sold themselves to a different company haha And I commented just to alert you just in case you didn't know you had 3.8k likes

Bilb Ono i am still sad he died

They make things now, a podcast called the topical. It's actually not bad

@@mangonel hey you're a good infidel, don't come to the Empire State building tomorrow

@@mangonel He'll show you how great they are at organizing things.

Yes

@David Zarqui chill Dave

Yeah, he’s a goat!

If this skit would've been made today, he would've said: lamestream media* There!

@Anthony Salerno anyone who isnt a neocon and neolib hates the msm

@@hitlerjusthitlerliterallyh2700 not that different from alternative media on KZfaq. Look at crowder and other loonies, conning their audience, being caught red handed and still their audience in denial can’t put 2 and 2 together, coming back for more. It’s darn right sad how extremeified and blindfolded the US population has gotten over the last 10 years. Other major player countries aren’t doing any better either. This kettle is about to come to a boil, it’s easy to rile up people, it takes effort for everyone to calm down.

@@nosferatu5 Crowder is a neocon, dont use that dumbass to slander all right wingers

@@hitlerjusthitlerliterallyh2700 For very different reasons, right winger hate the MSM cause they wont air conspiracy theories, its no the same as anti-war protesters that hate them cause they cheer for foreingh interventions, or other kinds of people with legitimate grivances

It’s spelled Pharouque lmao

Billy Horseshoe Pause at 0:27

@kr tu why is it underrated?

@@dogsdreamtoo8427 because its hilarious in a subtle way and that makes it better.

Such a good moderator! You gotta let your guests speak! Get him to moderate the next presidential debates in 2024

Youre just an airhead.

2.3 trillion dollars september 10th

not really a conspiracy, especially if somehow 2.3 trillion dollars disappear from the pentagon, the CIA once planned to harm its own citizens to justify an invasion of Cuba after the Bay of Pigs failed

Still a conspiracy theory by definition guys

Dumb as a rock

Lol

Cos of their extremist religion 😂

I don't get it. What is infidel and who are there own

@@AzzWalk Infidel = one who is unfaithful, refers to non muslims

@@oliverseguin7812 but what's the joke?

Idiots

Infidels

To add more to the joke. The 9/11 conspirator would say because of corporate greed or something

@@kejiri3593 but thats true. Usa killed over 400k of their own people during the corona crisis just for that

USA killed more than that of their soldiers in Iraq searching for non existent WMD.

Same. Russia is William Gerard blaming Ukraine for an islamic terror attack, without any evidence. The Al Kaida guy is ISIS openly (and proudly) admitting that they did it and release more and more bodycam footage to prove it. Western intelligence agencies also confirm that ISIS did it. Russia is a real life "The Onion" sketch lol. The stupidity and brazen lies of the russian government truly are something else

the den of jackals quote comes from Jeremiah 9:11 as well 😂😂

That's not even a joke, that's just reality. The real al quaeda would have no problem with this portrayal I am sure. That's the point, that this is reality and the fact that it's so stupid is why reality in this case is onion worthy. The ONLY thing stopping this interview from happening in real life is al quaeda staying hidden.

Well now this makes more sense than denim jackals, which is what I heard originally...

@@salmonnnnman you’re not alone, I heard that too and thought it was a reference to them wearing jeans on the ranch 😂 very specific

Bush is still alive cries Mah women mah children in Afghanistan n Iraq why did you stop the war.

we will done

😅

He said that like he was planning a surprise birthday birthday LMFAOOOOOOO

Take the whole family lol

@@ijemand56727 years later 🤣🤣🤣

10 years now

@Sinjin Smyth oh yeah because its not like the point was to make fun of the discussion. No it was to laugh at each individual casulaty

@Sinjin Smyth people die everyday get over it

10 years in a few days and it's still funny

@Watch Man I guess I'm retarded lol, I just added the 3 years ago to the 7 years in the comment without checking the actual date.

Jimmy Russels and I'm sure he knows

+Jimmy Russels Lolz, love that line!!

Jimmy Russels Oct.12 2009 nothing happened. There's proof that at least the Bush Administration allowed 911 to happen.

911ambulancegirl me and Bush we go out we hang that was funny. Bin Laden isn't safe and is a coward didn't even go out the way he tells his followers to go out.

@@00tonytone What are you on about?

More like 6.5 lol

I heard the Onion made 9/11 jokes litterally right after 9/11!!

This wasn’t making a joke about 9/11. It’s aimed at the nut job conspiracy theorists who think it was an inside job. That’s an important distinction.

The Onion wrote a written article about the hijackers 2 weeks after the event, interviewing them asking why they were in hell and not heaven.

Better then than now

Brug

@@wayne7357 bruh*

He was also a real person and a real member of Al Qaeda

@@NJ-wb1cz yeah he usually hung out with the Bush family too

A Saudi VIP

He says "bring on the forgeries"

@@manfromnantucket9544 🤣🤣

​@@manfromnantucket9544😂😂😂😂😂😂

Omar Al Faruq's actor is killing it!

When you see actors interrumpting or talking over eachother, it usually means it was partly improvised, not exactly reading of a script word for word

Onion actors are next level.

@@shooby9496 I think it’s more so the direction given to them by the Onion. Audiences often easily overlook the fact that good direction to the actors by directing staff creates good acting. The reason the Onion has consistently good acting in their videos is because they gave great direction to their actors to truly let them shine in their performances. People compare this to Hollywood, which they should, because these decade old Onion clips are beating them at their own game. Hollywood has an abundance of talented actors, and a shortage of talented directors who can give adequate directions to the actors in their roles. The end result is horrid acting that is mostly the fault of shoddy direction. Yet, audiences blame the actors because all they see is what’s on screen, the actors giving a terrible performance. So the actors shoulder the blame and are left with tarnished careers, while the directors responsible get away scot free to ruin more movies. TLDR: The acting industry has a problem, that problem is the directing industry. The Onion has consistently great acting because the directors on staff are good at their jobs.

​@@videodaniel8945my man, that is false.

yup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

original comment

I think they are getting TLC back.

That's canon

ooooh, like it! like it a lot! thumbs up!

The Rick and Morty Interdimensional Cable

You would like Raj fahneen on the phil hendrie show. I think he was an inspiration for this bit

Awee shee hewe go ‘gain

Ahhh shiiii, here we go again.

Laughed my ass off here from Sweden

The dude is a fantastic actor

Because he is gay.

@@prosperousestablishment1808 Every Arab is.

@@prosperousestablishment1808 fuck off

If I remember there was money from SA

Dogtor Who

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!

Some reports indicated they came from Mexico near the Baja region but those were erroneous. Turns out they were really from London. Three angry young men from the Southern Baha region had in fact sought the perpetrators of the releasing of said dogs but to no avail. A vigil will be held in 2021 for the twenty year anniversary of the dogs being let out.

Top 10 mysteries that scientist can't explain .

hired fake al Qaeda, they think we stupid

@ Really? This is a satirical channel. 😆

@@anonb4632 I withdraw... hahahhaha

@ Bruhhhhh you thought this was real??

He reminds me of Muslim Ben Carson

It really is huh.

BUT THE STEEL BEAMS

Very fortunate "terrorist" attack for silverstein

Yeah but no. The buildings should not have fallen like they did. It looks a lot like a controlled demolition with explosives and that is probably what happened

@@christophermalthe1818 -- no they don't look like controlled demolitions at all. In controlled demolition the collapse begins at the base, in both towers it initiated at the impacted zones. There were no sounds of perimeter or core columns being blown out. Parts of the buildings, such as a large piece of the core of the North tower even remained intact for a brief period after the collapse. Its not consistent at all with controlled demolition but its absolutely consistent with catastrophic failure of the structure at the impacted floors.

I hope your having a good day

tuskegee, pearl harbor, kent state, killing civil rights protesters and leaders, and anti vietnam protesters. They do it all the time. Check the police kills stats, terrorists have killed less americans than cops in any 12-18 month period

@@fedoraphill8599 I’m quoting an Onion News or Bab Bee joke I no longer remember.

When did that happen?

@@wizard7314 Not sure about what he's talking about, but there is a 2011 ABCnews article that mentions Al Qaeda was angry at an Iranian official for believing the conspiracy.

Haha the conspiracy is in fact believing your government

You mean "for believing the theories" because the conspiracy isn't real

@@ijemand5672 Watch it on KZfaq . ' The Military Knows Israel Did 911 . '

Me

@@cyborgboomer1701 you

Ourselves

@ExDeeXD Music *O U R* CHEESE

Thought that said Chinese and not cheese.

Hahaha this aged so well

+Jaygo Tee Probably some Puerto Rican guy lol

EarthAngel_A.i. hes probably Mexican

He looks like don omar

MAGICIAN Yes, he is. That’s The Onion’s entire thing.

You don't know he's Muslim

Yes, that part was too perfect!

'Oh here we go..' what? You will NEVER reply.

+Lllobster cation Some come close.

+Adam A It's right up there, but the "Do You Remember Life Before the Segway" video might be funnier. And the congressman reading into the congressional record his description of how he killed a hobo is pretty damned good, too- "hobo" is just an inherently funny word.

+Adam A symbolic is an awesome album

Why is Osama bin laden safe in somewhere lol

"China celebrates status as world's #1 polluter" is pretty funny too. So is the one about the "Attractive Girls Union."

... really special* - listen closely before you post!

He's not a Farouk and he's not from al-Qaidah. He is Israeli.

@@abdul-qaderhaimour8117 NO idiot he is an actor

@@abdul-qaderhaimour8117 Wow, you must be one of the biggest morons alive. Everyone knows this is satire, and you talk about Israel...

They would be arrested for terrorism on the spot (:

didn't VICE news already did this?

I wish they would. Let both sides argue their point let the audience decide

@@acidmana6141 That was taliban

It's simply unfair that we condemn terrorists without hearing their side, maybe they were just stressed out and letting off some steam?