Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation's Capitol To Spare Life Of 'Twilight' Author

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14 жыл бұрын

ONN's Terrorism Expert Omar Al-Farouq explains how Al-Qaeda's love for the beloved teen vampire series prevented the death of thousands.

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@Lsthnbrd Жыл бұрын

“Why does Al Qaeda care if Mrs Meyers is alive?” “That is… wow.”

@kevinle5460 Жыл бұрын

YOU CURR!

@uncovidvaxxforthestrongand3582 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

@hus390 Жыл бұрын

A very offended fan

@theeleanorshellstrop Жыл бұрын

his taking offense just cracks me up

@hehehehahahahahaha Жыл бұрын

You know she could always resume her work on midnight sun- or write another book on renesmes point of view…

@KrimsonVagus 8 жыл бұрын

0:21 The entire Arabic conversation was very accurately translated in English. It's that awkward moment when a satire channel is more well-researched than some documentaries out there lol

@AlexanderMccarthey87 6 жыл бұрын

It does sound well done.

@dabtican4953 5 жыл бұрын

Probably also to make it believable to Arabic speakers if they see this cause if not they'd realise the joke if they didn't already

@luiysia 5 жыл бұрын

and the twilight references are all accurate as well, simply incredible

@agdgdgwngo 5 жыл бұрын

That's the thing with Onion stuff, it's actually very well researched. scripted and acted. I first used to think it is a less well done version of say The Day Today but its actually probably better. I see people posting this stuff thinking its real all the time.

@hydragons 4 жыл бұрын

even google understand them well

@EayuProuxm 2 жыл бұрын

"Why? Why? But WHY? The themes are universal." I love how offended he is while saying that.

@DoriZuza Жыл бұрын

Best part of the video

@HellHunter00 Жыл бұрын

1:50 That..that is...wow.. 🤣🤣 He can't even.

@drkissinger1 Жыл бұрын

That's by far the best part: detecting just the smallest hint of contempt and immediately getting defensive.

@Mia-ge7xf 11 ай бұрын

The brilliant acting!!!

@etherealhoney96 10 ай бұрын

"the books are for kids thats what ur thinking, yes? THAT IS THE HEIGHT OF ARROGANCE" lmfaoooo

@jeffsanders1609 3 жыл бұрын

She actually finished Midnight Sun this year. Al Queda had to wait ten years but it paid off in the end!

@freddogrosso9835 3 жыл бұрын

Well, I hope she keeps working!

@fatimakhan4671 3 жыл бұрын

It's technically news from 2137 so you never know

@oliverstianhugaas7493 3 жыл бұрын

*All'ham'dolah!*

@themasteryourdaddy.6307 Жыл бұрын

Really 2020? U right ?

@shubhamtiwari9472 Жыл бұрын

How did they even predict the title of the book?

@lanelawless Жыл бұрын

I think the funniest joke in this video is just that the Onion has a correspondent who's just a member of Al Qaeda.

@ayoungethan Жыл бұрын

"embedded"

@Mickeysternum245 Жыл бұрын

And he's introduced as their terrorism expert

@biseinerheult78 11 ай бұрын

@@Mickeysternum245I mean he‘s definitely more of an expert on the matter than most tv „experts“.

@echo5327 9 ай бұрын

Best part is he’s a recurring character

@Dav-lc8sc 8 ай бұрын

Exactly 😂

@ZeSgtSchultz 6 жыл бұрын

"The themes are universal"

@Crystal-od5is 4 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@arikalamari19 3 жыл бұрын

that was cute

@afoolsbabybear2266 3 жыл бұрын

You will be hooked or my mother is a Jew

@DoriZuza Жыл бұрын

He sounded so offended 😂

@ladenbinosama7534 4 жыл бұрын

It's amazing how a satire show is doing a better job at speaking different languages than some of the best Hollywood movies out there.

@chippysteve4524 Жыл бұрын

Since when did Hollywood give a sh!t about reality? I missed that meeting ;-) They even overdub knife-sharpening sounds when someone(non-metallic) gets stabbed FFS.

@mikearchibald744 11 ай бұрын

@@chippysteve4524 I love the vppt vppt of silencers on guns. Where are these silencers?

@mr.nobody4529 9 ай бұрын

@@mikearchibald744In the minds of Hollywood executives lol

@ilphi08 8 ай бұрын

To be fair, it's easier to cast someone that could speak the langauge a whole lot more than someone attractive and could speak the language at the same time

@hakimibnobaydah 4 жыл бұрын

The Arabic was spot-on and they even made it in Iraqi Arabic! The onion is amazing

@theevildrummingsithlord1492 3 жыл бұрын

Is Iraqi Arabic like a separate dialect?

@mshaqed2538 3 жыл бұрын

@@theevildrummingsithlord1492 Yes, arabic isn't a single language, and it can differ between deifferent countries. For expamle, in Egypt they yse the sound g instead of j, which doesn't accur in other countries.

@theevildrummingsithlord1492 3 жыл бұрын

@@mshaqed2538 Oh wow. That's interesting. Thanks for explaining!

@ChangedNames 3 жыл бұрын

Felt a little lebnani to me

@Vercingetorix.Fantasia 2 жыл бұрын

@@theevildrummingsithlord1492 oh man, Arabic much like hindi, has so many dialects. The words and sounds change slightly every 30 miles lol

@geegeezlouis86 14 жыл бұрын

"Why? The themes are universal." I love the Onion. So much.

@faisalpaalijo7127 4 жыл бұрын

Are you an old man named Louis?...

@geegeezlouis86 4 жыл бұрын

@@faisalpaalijo7127 I was 16 when I posted that comment so no. I made this account when I was like 12 and couldn't think of a username, I was going for "geez, Louise!" and picked a random number and misspelled Louise and here we are 14 years later

@SInkiHui1997 3 жыл бұрын

@@geegeezlouis86 responding to a comment you left 10 years ago, feeling old yet?

@geegeezlouis86 3 жыл бұрын

@@SInkiHui1997 not really come back in 10 more years

@achrafjk7531 3 жыл бұрын

@Dexter clarence Fongkot Is that an Attack on Titan reference?

@onlyhousestarklivesmatter 3 жыл бұрын

just the pure joy he had when he said Alhamdulillah (praise Allah) for Robert and Kristen, I died. 😂😂😂

@anuragneelam8527 Жыл бұрын

Oh wait I thought it was “allahu ahkbar” that meant praise allah, I didn’t know there were two ways to say it! Neat!

@onlyhousestarklivesmatter Жыл бұрын

@@anuragneelam8527 to be honest Allah huAkbar kinda means God Is Great (Akbar = great). It can be used to praise God but the term is usually said to reinforce that God is One hence the greatest. Alhamdulillah is usually said when you want to thank Allah if a thing goes your way or you are glad about a blessing, so you are praising Allah but the context is different from Allah huAkbar. Alhamdulillah is like saying "thanks to Allah (God)", so basically, "Thank God".

@anuragneelam8527 Жыл бұрын

@@onlyhousestarklivesmatter oh neat, ty for the info :)

@scottdoesntmatter4409 Жыл бұрын

@@anuragneelam8527 Allahu akbar is the phrase Islamic terrorists shout when they commit acts of jihad.

@kidfox3971 Жыл бұрын

@@onlyhousestarklivesmatter That's also the notification you get in Hearts of Iron 4 if you're cursed enough to reform the Ottoman Sultanate in 1940.

@TeaAtTwo2 4 жыл бұрын

The Mr Al- Farouq actor is an awesome comedic actor. I hope he gets more work.

@gundamator4709 2 жыл бұрын

actor? what are you smoking everyone knows mr omar al-farouq is one of al-queda's best members and a pr director.

@TCt83067695 Жыл бұрын

@@gundamator4709 was* He must have moved on now to new opportunities

@sundhaug92 Жыл бұрын

His name is Miles Grose

@Gangstabob716 11 ай бұрын

@@sundhaug92Whats his ethnicity? Cant find it online

@TheMostSusGuy 9 ай бұрын

@@gundamator4709 Oh. Is he real Al-Farouq?

@aradicalkiwi806 6 жыл бұрын

Bin Laden is on team Jacob, wow all respect lost

@4our2wenty02 5 жыл бұрын

😂

@CT--gs1wj 4 жыл бұрын

Now we know the real cause of his assassination

@NJ-wb1cz 4 жыл бұрын

@@CT--gs1wj yeah, Obama was cleary an Edward guy

@MeguminIsWaifu 4 жыл бұрын

911 likes perfect

@busterb7482 3 жыл бұрын

Excuse me Bin Laden, he slapped her, he's obviously not right for her

@F33bs 14 жыл бұрын

"'September 11th' once again tops list of least popular baby names" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

@gusmitchell778 3 жыл бұрын

wow 10 years old

@gusmitchell778 3 жыл бұрын

how've you been man

@ayoungethan Жыл бұрын

The entire ticker headlines...

@WastingTime1878 Жыл бұрын

Thats was a norm macdonald joke

@glenm99 9 ай бұрын

I love how they introduce him with the words "terrorism expert." Just... the subtlety.

@user-hh2is9kg9j 3 жыл бұрын

The Arabic translation is really accurate as others have said. Unlike Hollywood movies which have huge budgets and can't get Arabic right. I am not sure about other languages but they always butcher Arabic I was watching the movie "Contact" and they show the reaction of different countries to the aliens and they showed Arabic written backward which is completely unreadable. The irony was that the movie is about deciphering Alien language but they failed to decipher a human language.

@LusciousTwinkle 3 жыл бұрын

as its part of a script theres no excuse....

@Abdul-Akeem_Akinloye 2 жыл бұрын

This made me chuckle.

@ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 Жыл бұрын

The onion is all about details like that.

@js2010ish Жыл бұрын

😤 so frustrating to hear! I love Contact, too, what a shame

@cmfrtblynmb02 Жыл бұрын

Same with Turkish. Half of the time they butcher it.

@vladutcarson5530 8 жыл бұрын

you will be hooked or my mother is a jew . ahahaha splendid

@CyberDog4304 4 жыл бұрын

Vlad Carson I fucking miss this type of content

@notinthemoodfornames8033 4 жыл бұрын

Who doesn’t

@Crystal-od5is 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I gave the video a like as soon as I heard that line.

@samr6408 4 жыл бұрын

IM YOUR 2K LIKE MADE MY DAY

@Prisoner 4 жыл бұрын

What's the joke?

@Fadic4 6 жыл бұрын

The Arabic was actually true

@gxashxg299 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr I died of laughter I understood it all

@xl000 4 жыл бұрын

The NSA is now monitoring your IP address and all of your social media XKeyscore much ?

@otter4206 4 жыл бұрын

@@gxashxg299 what did they say?

@IzzuddinRafli 4 жыл бұрын

@@otter4206 Exactly what the translations on screen say

@cvspvr 3 жыл бұрын

i would watch the full length al qaeda twilight remake

@mohamedmedhat2436 5 жыл бұрын

That was actuall arabic, I love this channel.

@Jimrlst 3 жыл бұрын

@Baron Von Grijffenbourg Yes (acording to alot of other commenters)

@SerTempleton 3 жыл бұрын

@@Jimrlst I am yet to see an actual expensive Hollywood piece with actual Arabic. They all pass gibberish as Arabic. Yet the onion got a fluent Arabic dialogue. 🤯

@bigdikbubls 3 жыл бұрын

@@SerTempleton that's really shitty though. I never knew

@gino9094 3 жыл бұрын

@@SerTempleton In Malaysia a guy explained to me that Arabic can have a lot of meanings for words but the way it is said is just onlynso slightly different. Like if you are talking to a friend or a CEO etc

@josephstalin6549 5 жыл бұрын

“Only one has the ability to play news before it happens.” The Onion dosen’t need wormhole satilites, it just needs a writing team

@notlucas6859 8 ай бұрын

stalio

@planetary109 10 жыл бұрын

"Al Qaeda claimed responsibility for the failed attack..." lmfao!

@mrstorch5068 3 жыл бұрын

You know they actually do that right?

@mrstorch5068 3 жыл бұрын

@@lonewolf-n6l Firstly they still exist albeit very much diminished. Also, I meant that terror groups have actually claimed responsibility for failed attacks, which is kind of funny.

@HellHunter00 Жыл бұрын

@@mrstorch5068 I suppose since their intent is to spread fear and cause alarm, even if the attack failed, it could still make people fearful that it could have been successful and/or the next one might be.

@gendoruwo6322 Жыл бұрын

they are very responsible group.

@orbemsolis 6 жыл бұрын

OR MY MOTHER IS A JEW

@demetriusmiddleton1246 5 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@gtabibi7069 4 жыл бұрын

My mother is one

@awddfg 3 жыл бұрын

@@gtabibi7069 *_disgusting_*

@Baraa.K.Mohammad 3 жыл бұрын

@@gtabibi7069 Yikes...

@oracle8192 3 жыл бұрын

@@gtabibi7069 oh God I'm so sorry for you, did she try to sell you into slavery or give all your possessions to the bank she works at as collateral?

@MasterTSayge 5 жыл бұрын

"Or my mother is a Jew, I'm that certain." Funniest part. lol!

@gino9094 3 жыл бұрын

01:40 :D

@brandonhughes4076 10 ай бұрын

"Only one has the power to report the news before it happens" The Onion predicted their own ability to predict the future

@UncleHaul 9 ай бұрын

Ever read their article when bush took office? They must be using melange over there no one can get so much so right randomly.

@spanishSpaniard 9 ай бұрын

Another piece of information confirming theh knew everything all along.

@TheThriceIsRight 6 жыл бұрын

First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Stephanie Meyer" without the title "sheikh"

@theevildrummingsithlord1492 3 жыл бұрын

A MEMRI TV reference? Allah be praised!

@user-bs3cj2ky8s 3 жыл бұрын

That would be insulting since the term sheikh means an old man.

@jhnnbhfvv6405 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-bs3cj2ky8s the women version of it is sheikah, and sometime it does not refer to older people it can be used to the Arab royal families.

@incervialbi 10 жыл бұрын

Lol he called him a cur. I always found it SUPER awesome and derogatory sounding. I think i'll use it.

@GH69107 4 жыл бұрын

Actually in Arabic, it means son of a donkey, a foal.

@cageybee7221 4 жыл бұрын

@@GH69107 in other words it means "ass child"

@MasterTSayge 5 жыл бұрын

10 years ago, the Onion Report was comedy gold. Now the Onion Report is something to take seriously.

@PeerKristijan 4 жыл бұрын

@@thesssradio5008 302*

@cosmicanomaly3416 3 жыл бұрын

Wormhole Tech*

@zackyjack8891 3 жыл бұрын

You should’ve seen 2020 befor talking the future

@reactaleu 2 жыл бұрын

@OtakuRajini BurstVersus used to*

@tarikarifhodzic3334 Жыл бұрын

It was always satire

@mercster 5 жыл бұрын

"Why? The themes are universal."

@kaushalsuvarna5156 3 жыл бұрын

Why why but why 😀

@liberachi4637 3 жыл бұрын

@@kaushalsuvarna5156 why why but why

@BlooGremlin Жыл бұрын

"Thats, thats... wow, I dont believe the filth that is streaming from your lips you curr" might be something i start saying to my friends when we disagree on stuff

@5nokli 3 ай бұрын

Had me laughing!

@Vercingetorix.Fantasia 2 жыл бұрын

Omar al Farooq was hands down my favorite return character on the onion

@gordistador 6 жыл бұрын

They cancelled it as Twilight itself terrorizes people.

@SWATRIOTCNTRL 6 жыл бұрын

@user-nc1cc6ln1g 4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@nicholsjoshua15 4 жыл бұрын

It's the same with 50 Shades Of Gray.

@gustavocring1914 4 жыл бұрын

@@nicholsjoshua15 My God.Even worse

@ayoungethan Жыл бұрын

Well thank you very much mr jokey mcsplainerson

@drollfurball2863 8 жыл бұрын

So... Will you attack the 50 shades author?

@NJ-wb1cz 4 жыл бұрын

@@milascave2 I think the mullahs are coming to the conclusion that the texts expertly show failings of the western decadency and thus can be considered an essential study material for any devout muslim, especially those who have enough room in their harems for a sex dungeon.

@NJ-wb1cz 4 жыл бұрын

@@milascave2 hm.. your pointless pedantry clearly shows that you're a loser without a harem

@user-nc1cc6ln1g 4 жыл бұрын

I HOPE SO

@milascave2 4 жыл бұрын

@@NJ-wb1cz Actually, I lost track of what thread I was answering. I had answered as a joke and so did you but I had recently been dealing with a for-real Islamophobe. The post was a year old, but hey, I answer old posts too. Peace out. (And yea, I used to have a harem, but not anymore.)

@milascave2 4 жыл бұрын

Actually, the book sucked.

@CoverHaven 14 жыл бұрын

I can't swallow that Onion works so hard for the videos and only get a few views... they deserve more!!

@oliverseguin7812 2 жыл бұрын

well 11 years later Asad, and this is still being watched :)

@alexandrep4913 Жыл бұрын

My dude, I hope you doing well.

@SARYM911 Жыл бұрын

"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.”"

@hidum5779 Жыл бұрын

ain't that the truth even today. The amount of work they put can't be compared with today's videos too

@LiberachiBB 10 ай бұрын

@@SARYM911 this almost brought a tear to my eye. I need to go to a BttF Fan Expo and STAT. pay the most

@konjovi2 5 жыл бұрын

The al qaeda actor is superb. I want more of him!

@averagejoe7860 Жыл бұрын

"bin laden himself is team jacob" isn't something i though id hear today

@SPFAlpha 14 жыл бұрын

"I do not believe the filth that is streaming out of your mouth" OMG!!!!!!!!!

@TheLoyalOfficer 7 жыл бұрын

Seriously - I think this is the FUNNIEST video the Onion ever produced!

@felixgutierrez993 5 жыл бұрын

UM THE DEATH PENALTY IS TOTALLY BADASS!

@elderberrylinux5279 4 жыл бұрын

@@felixgutierrez993 AND SHOULD BE DONE VIA "HEAD-RIPPING-OFF MACHINE!"

@felixgutierrez993 4 жыл бұрын

@@elderberrylinux5279 YES

@Earthling.. 3 жыл бұрын

Not even close for me.

@Manikese 9 ай бұрын

“If you give them a chance, you will be hooked, or my mother is a Jew” 😂

@dyawr 9 ай бұрын

😂😂

@LusciousTwinkle 8 жыл бұрын

2010 was an excellent year for The Onion...This is one of my top 5...

@joshhill1582 3 жыл бұрын

I want a full version of that remake of Twilight

@mshaqed2538 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@yuhyuh7603 3 жыл бұрын

I watch this on full volume in public and sometimes people think it's real

@simoneangeliquemaloney3990 3 жыл бұрын

You are the hero we need but not the one we deserve

@kaushalsuvarna5156 3 жыл бұрын

I just held myself from doing it today You sir are a hero

@JPCPSeto Жыл бұрын

@@kaushalsuvarna5156 Why TF are you a hero for playing KZfaq videos in public? Even if it's good?

@kaushalsuvarna5156 Жыл бұрын

@@JPCPSeto I'm afraid you have to find some answers yourself

@ayoungethan Жыл бұрын

God bless you!

@deathpyre42 3 жыл бұрын

The best part is, this is actually a sequel to the bit in the conspiracy theory segement where Omar threatened an attack on DC to prove the 9/11 conspiracy theorist wrong.

@villedocvalle 3 жыл бұрын

Lol the onion sets the standard for quality comedy/satire

@lilpenguin092 9 ай бұрын

I am so glad these sketches are coming up in the algorithm again lol

@CrossStarX 11 жыл бұрын

i lost it at "Osama Bin Laden himself is a member of Team Jacob" ... your move, Team Edward.

@szahmad2416 4 жыл бұрын

Seal Team 6 (looking up from their copy): “We got this”.

@cracno1125 4 жыл бұрын

JACOB AKBAR !

@Mecanotech 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed

@XD152awesomeness 3 жыл бұрын

Lol I was about to say, it seems Obama was team Edward

@kaushalsuvarna5156 3 жыл бұрын

Edward is now Batman #checkmate

@littletriptoheaven 11 жыл бұрын

"The themes are universal" Hahahahahaha I love you Onion.

@kaushalsuvarna5156 4 жыл бұрын

He is genuinely offended 😅

@TheFtjz 9 жыл бұрын

osama team jacob

@jtheman4678 6 жыл бұрын

TheFtjz i knew i didnt like him at all but that makes it worst lol

@jarjarbinkssithlord834 4 жыл бұрын

that is a war crime worse than what they did in 2001

@acdcdave1387 Жыл бұрын

All these years later and I still laugh so hard when I watch The Onion. I lost it when he called him a cur

@DoggoWillink Жыл бұрын

2:18 his impression is hilarious here, didn’t really catch that at first lol.

@jameseglavin4 2 ай бұрын

Who thought that over a decade later, Meyer would have a classier rep than Rowling

@admiralstiffplank Жыл бұрын

Omar's incredulous "wow" was so well-delivered! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Hermionerox24 11 жыл бұрын

'All military caravans will now contain either real or decoy Taylor Lautner' MADE MY DAY

@nanaa428 4 жыл бұрын

As a native arabic speaker, i was actually very impressed with the arabic. The accent is almost perfectly on point.

@lizxu322 10 ай бұрын

The "Praise Allah!" was filled with so much emotion

@florptytoo 9 ай бұрын

"Or my mother is a Jew" I cannot 🤣

@knowscountchen7305 9 ай бұрын

that aged well

@LusciousTwinkle 4 жыл бұрын

i just love that they arent only fans, but book purists to boot!! Why has The Onion not been so massive recently?? its so brilliant...

@songbirdsandsandwiches8217 4 жыл бұрын

Onion was bought out a few years ago, a lot of it's satirical bite was lost soon after.

@LusciousTwinkle 4 жыл бұрын

@@songbirdsandsandwiches8217 That makes sense....So sad...Perhaps it can make a comeback what with all this PCness being just about over...

@villedocvalle 3 жыл бұрын

A lot people don’t know what quality is, even if it walked up and introduced & described itself.

@DavidNasr 3 жыл бұрын

the conversation is funnier in arabic than the translation

@edinfific2576 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, they translated "Hurry, hurry!" into "Let's get over there." But even so, it's funnier in Arabic, even in the couple words I understood because I understand them from experience rather than from a dry translation.

@neuvocastezero1838 Жыл бұрын

"...should be stoned to death, for encumbering Jacob Black with so much heartache."

@zechariahellis 3 жыл бұрын

“Osama Bin Laden himself is a member of team Jacob” my god this channel is fucking hilarious

@Top_Weeb 9 ай бұрын

Omar Al-Farouq is my favorite recurring Onion character.

@sb99.1 2 жыл бұрын

😂 the recreation was perfect! ONN was at the peak of media and content at the golden age. All the characters were hilarious. Omar Al faroque character and the actor's performance were just on different level!

@tgirltouhou Жыл бұрын

the funniest part is al qaeda technically caused twilight the 9/11 attacks caused gerard way to start my chemical romance, and the author of twilight says MCR was a big inspiration for twilight

@wobinich2009 Жыл бұрын

It gets even crazier when you learn that 9/11 was the beginning of a sequence of events that indirectly caused the creation of Twilight.

@ShankarSivarajan 3 жыл бұрын

1:56 She _did_ resume work on Midnight Sun.

@Fixeish 5 жыл бұрын

"It sounds like the US barely avoided a major attack here, is that right? Yes, for the moment, ..." HAHAHAHAHA

@Kurtplox 14 жыл бұрын

"Osama BinLaden himself was a member of team Jacob!!" LMAO

@mybalcony4066 4 жыл бұрын

Well the midnight sun is coming out soon so I guess they did right by calling off the attack lmao

@ayoungethan Жыл бұрын

Letting her live is asymmetrical warfare

@nathanaelraynard2641 3 жыл бұрын

ngl now i really believe that onion actually have a wormhole time travel thing

@MrFoxfire510 11 жыл бұрын

LMAO , "You know if you give them a chance, you will be hooked or my mother is a jew" lolol talking about the twilight books hahaha

@TaeSunWoo Жыл бұрын

0:46 “yes, for the moments” I’m dying

@Aatell764 Жыл бұрын

Th Onion news network is just pure gold how do they come up with this stuff and then have actors actually pull off the skits so seriously surely they had to film this over like 20 times because the actors broke character laughing their asses off.

@dungeontnt Жыл бұрын

I can contain my laugher to... It is a hard skill to lern

@KD-xb5np Жыл бұрын

I wish they had blooper reels, those would be hilarious to watch.

@davidsego7783 3 жыл бұрын

Commenting after the capital attack on 1/6/21

@Game_Hero Ай бұрын

If Stephanie Meyer had been there, there would have been no attack

@ass-master-deluxe 4 жыл бұрын

see yall later in 2137 when this gets recommended

@danivuk2036 3 жыл бұрын

For true.

@krishnasuryawanshi7788 Жыл бұрын

KZfaq recommending me after 12 years

@granthamilton1918 3 жыл бұрын

Interesting cause 9/11 actually is indirectly responsible for the twilight books.

@damianmedina8888 4 жыл бұрын

This is pure gold love it that still in 2020 you guys still as funny

@Terranova339 Жыл бұрын

0:20 the text was actually correct and well acted DAMN that's impressive. Even big films and series with insane budget cant seem to get that right. Im so impresed by the onions quality

@SerbAtheist 14 жыл бұрын

Omar Al-Farouq... you never fail to kill me... literally!

@TheSlenderLynx857 Жыл бұрын

"I do not believe the filth that is streaming from your lips you cur"

@magnustoth8506 Жыл бұрын

This is brilliant. So many good lines worth remembering.

@jonathanwatson4484 8 ай бұрын

"If you give them a chance, you will be hooked" respect to the fan, and I shall not criticise it.

@vondas1480 3 ай бұрын

Life and death (a gender swap version she wrote) is actually hooking me

@TheSpankymonkey 14 жыл бұрын

I only trust the Onion to bring me the very best and factual news each and every day!

@aristideau5072 5 жыл бұрын

I was just wondering (after 10+ years) if there were anymore of these videos after watching the original 911 ones. Are there anymore with this guy? He is hilarious

@gamesgames3318 10 ай бұрын

This is a masterpiece i can't believe it doesnt have more views.

@lvmike424 14 жыл бұрын

The most reliable news source for sure!

@HiEyGurl 9 ай бұрын

I know this is satire but i for some reason feel really Nostalgic and kinda depressed

@chiefzackery6651 4 жыл бұрын

Midnight sun is coming in august, the onion needs to bring back Al-Farouq!!!!

@MoviesAndTvShowsAreSubjective 3 жыл бұрын

yeah

@kurumauzamaki2731 Жыл бұрын

I thought this was gonna be “why would we kill them when they cause enough damage already”

@artanis1443 14 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant. What makes them even cooler is that they actually used Arabic speakers who speak Arabic with an Iraqi dialect to make this skit. So anyone who says this is racist, Arabs were in on it, acted in it, and helped write it.

@iamsheel 7 жыл бұрын

Omer is fixed in this video. every thing is fixed and accurate. the Onion is perfect, the only accurate and perfect news network :D

@ijayawardena3692 3 жыл бұрын

damn onion, you did it again.

@lambgordon490 3 жыл бұрын

Onion is just very early journalism ~someone in yt comment

@ijayawardena3692 3 жыл бұрын

@@lambgordon490 yup id agree

@jannchavez9257 3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe there will be a new version soon.

@blacklight4720 Жыл бұрын

That visual effects... Especially wearwolf transformation.

@xmlthegreat 4 жыл бұрын

'Gen. Petraeus has announced all military caravans will now carry either real or decoy Taylor Lautner' is just genius....

@olivia-yy5nk 3 жыл бұрын

It was smart to keep her alive considering Midnight Sun has just come out!

@Caligirl4life555 14 жыл бұрын

HILARIOUS!!! Loved it!!

@ahd367 14 жыл бұрын

Please have more videos with Omar Al-Farouq. He's hilarious.

@PixelBoyMiner 5 жыл бұрын

This is my favorite skit ever

@exactinmidget92 3 жыл бұрын

so glad i found a new video with Omar.

@rexmundi3108 5 жыл бұрын

The clip from the New Moor reenactment is breathtaking.

@cvb777 3 жыл бұрын

I miss these Onion reports. Bring them back!

@lynco3296 10 ай бұрын

Why can't modern Hollywood make anything this good?

@johnmartinez7440 5 ай бұрын

Because you don't watch it when they do.