Alan and Jake Move Out | Two and a Half Men

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“You call him a loser all the time!”
Season 8 Episode 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
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@tyreebest1234 Ай бұрын

"So I'm losing my weekend beach house?" "Yeah, but you're gaining a whole family." "I rather have a weekend beach house." 😂

@chrisjackson1889 Ай бұрын

Same

@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation 28 күн бұрын

I’d rather have a weekend beach house than a family with Alan, Lyndsey and Eldridge.

@redips Ай бұрын

Eldridge"i don't want to go to military school" let's keep that option open. lol

@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation 28 күн бұрын

That dumb shit joins the army with Jake when there was a help wanted sign at the food court at the mall lol

@TshiamoDre Ай бұрын

I thought Charlie was going to live happily ever after. Imagine the parties 😭😭

@realobiwan Ай бұрын

"I should write a book on parenting" lol

@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation Ай бұрын

Funny. Since his kids were taken out of his house back in 2011. They might be old enough to drive now.

@afonsodeportugal 28 күн бұрын

@@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation You do realize Charlie Sheen is not Charlie Harper?

@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation 28 күн бұрын

@@afonsodeportugal It’s just a role like he’s Charlie Goodson on Anger Management

@RodrickMarsMoon Ай бұрын

That's the trouble with kids these days: not enough trauma!" The fact that I heard this exact phrase from a distant uncle 😂...!

@falcon-ng6sd Ай бұрын

I've heard something to that effect from someone I share a birthday with! (We're in mid-40s now)

@aleksandarvil5718 Ай бұрын

Latino & Asian Parents in a Nutshell:

@redips Ай бұрын

Eldridge: you call him a loser all the time' Jake: "he's my dad, i'm allowed" That is true. Just like Alan is allowed to call Jake dumb. lol

@konpsymusic Ай бұрын

Eldridge - that was a total accident 😝

@jaylife1077 Ай бұрын

I don’t wanna live with him

@falcon-ng6sd Ай бұрын

Interestingly, the auto-generated captions say "Gabe porn"😆

@IslanderloverBKK Ай бұрын

Dumb and Dumber or Beavis and Butt-Head!😂😂

@Whoeverwhateverwhenever Ай бұрын

Don't dude him, dude 😀

@ZeuzBluez Ай бұрын

Not enough trauma 😂 he s hundred percent right

@RazorMouth Ай бұрын

Unfortunately he's actually right.

@konpsymusic 20 күн бұрын

Eldridge - oh man, did he knock you up? 😅🤣

@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation Ай бұрын

Jake should be allowed to call Alan a “loser” since that should be the only privilege of being his son.

@matthewrose4797 19 күн бұрын

If that's the case, then Alan should be allowed to call his son out when he's being a moron... which is all the time.

@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation 18 күн бұрын

@@matthewrose4797 He’s called Jake different disappointing names and I don’t blame him.

@matthewrose4797 16 күн бұрын

@@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation I don't either.

@59771006 Ай бұрын

I can understand why Jake would be upset about losing his weekend beach house who wouldn’t want a weekend beach house in Malibu?

@gradel888 Ай бұрын

3:02 Excuse us. Walk! 3:03 Dude! 3:04 Don’t “Dude” me. I’m in no mood for “Dude”. 3:13 Dude! 3:14 Don’t “Dude” him dude. 3:22 It was a rhetorical question. I don’t give a rats ass! 3:35 Here’s $500. 3:59 I should write a book on parenting.

@RazorMouth Ай бұрын

Yeah we can see and hear, why on earth did you put so much time into that reply 🤦‍♂️

@mmmwangi82 Ай бұрын

Dude. U ve time 😂😂😂😂

@Pbateman721 10 күн бұрын

Go get a job

@njabulomahlanguisokheyi Ай бұрын

The way charlie was sooo happy

@userbasba Ай бұрын

After that offer of $100 a month, like a $1000 a year I could hear Beavis and Butthead's phlegm laughs.

@gerdtt79 Ай бұрын

It was around the time he started dating Lyndsey that Alan became a complete pathic looser instead of the uptight responsible brother

@afonsodeportugal Ай бұрын

True. His downfall had started before, but it accelerated after Lyndsey.

@TheFourNineThree Ай бұрын

💯% accurate

@gerdtt79 Ай бұрын

@@afonsodeportugaldownfall? Looser Alan was hilarious

@afonsodeportugal Ай бұрын

@@gerdtt79 Not really. The Alan from the later seasons was annoying and path...c. I honestly don't understand how people can laugh at such poor role models like Alan Harper, George Costanza from Seinfeld, or any of the "guys" from Friends. Adult infancy is never funny, especially when it becomes perpetual. The very minimum to be an adult male is to a have a steady job, own your own house/car and never accept a woman who doesn't respect you. NEVER! Alan not only failed on all those criteria, but he was also cheap, ungrateful, and way too effeminate, to the point of dating a transgender and kissing Walden. It's just too much, he has absolutely no redeeming qualities by the end of the show. Jone Cryer is a fantastic actor, but the writers slaughtered Alan on the altar of cheap comedy. They did even worse with Jake, BTW. Instead of making them grow up throughout the show, they made them increasingly child-like. Which is quite remarkable given that Jake started as a child. 😥

@danielmoravia1049 Ай бұрын

@afonsodeportugal Jon Cryer is not a good actor, he was just being himself, he's an idiot just like that in real life.

@gavintrimble7100 Ай бұрын

They don't want to go to military school but sometime later they both join the army

@Elaborance Ай бұрын

Charlie is the real father figure.

@konpsymusic Ай бұрын

Lindsey - what do you call me

@michaelfragoso6572 Ай бұрын

Lindsey really failed Eldridge

@danielmoravia1049 Ай бұрын

It's funny how Jake thinks he's going to be more successful than his father being less bright than him.

@geneziogenezio3299 Ай бұрын

3:45 😂$100 DOLLARS A MONTH? WOW THAT WILL BE $1000 DOLLARS A YEAR😂 THEY ARE BRAINLESS😂 1 YEAR=12 MONTHS X $100 = $1200 😂

@Tim_the_Enchanter Ай бұрын

In fairness to Uncle Charlie, miscellaneous is hard to spell.

@ricksaunders8074 Ай бұрын

Those 2 remind me of two of my friends

@anthonyvasquezactor Ай бұрын

1:13 Same. It attracts women more. Family scares them away. Plus, it interferes with your sex life.

@mustafagulbey1034 Ай бұрын

I'm in no mood for dude😂😂😂

@prmovieelite7240 Ай бұрын

2:50$ 2:50$ 😂😂😂🤦🏻🤦🏻

@arielbanks5557 Ай бұрын

You're Mr. Whack-a-mole, not me!

@Lokiproooo Ай бұрын

Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂

@delbertvasquez176 6 күн бұрын

It’s hard to believe that Jake and Elderage are besties .

@delbertvasquez176 6 күн бұрын

“ that was a rhetorical question, I don’t give a rats ass “ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 typical deadbeat uncle shit, classic Charlie

@FerretBarret Ай бұрын

It was time for the airing of grievances

@falcon-ng6sd Ай бұрын

I got a lot of problems with you people, and now, you're gonna hear about it!

@JustVisiting Ай бұрын

Charlie looks really rough here. Was this close to the meltdown?

@UserName-ts3sp Ай бұрын

pretty sure all of season 8 he looked like that

@vghiknbopkvdd665rdzzAfgg Ай бұрын

5 months earlier

@zaaranashitanawar5585 22 күн бұрын

❤

@Jamesthevampire7172 Ай бұрын

2:29.2:33.3:02.3:14.3:22.3:34.

@Nash9r Ай бұрын

With Lindsey he downfall of the show started imho.

@leejaymarsh9021 Ай бұрын

Charile voice sounds different

@MrFynn007 Ай бұрын

He was on heavy drugs during the filming of season 8

@ihh619 Ай бұрын

He's also barely keeping his eyes open

@geneziogenezio3299 Ай бұрын

0:30 I AM A WOMAN. I DO NOT THINK THAT "MAN KNOCKS UP THE WOMAN" IN THE MATTER OF GETTING THE WOMAN PREGNANT, THE WOMAN IS THE ONE THAT GETS PREGNANT THEREFORE , IF SHE DOES NOT WANT TO GET PREGNANT AND WANT TO HAVE SEX IT IS HER RESPONSIBILITY TO TAKE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS/USE CONDOMS/IUD/DO INJECTIONS WHATEVER TAKES NOT TO GET PREGNANT, IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY!!!

@KnowingEyes Ай бұрын

A prime example of why a man should not knock up a woman.