ALF's Best One-Liners!

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ALF's always ready with a great comeback or a funny quip. Here are some of his funniest lines!
0:00 - Skin a cat
0:15 - Unbreakable
0:30 - Outta here
0:50 - Ignorance
1:04 - I win
1:19 - Aliens
1:42 - Game show host
2:03 - Overly dramatic?!
2:20 - Didn't hear a thing
2:51 - Constructive criticism
3:58 - Danny DeVito
4:17 - Flash
4:41 - Justice
4:57 - Babysit
5:24 - Drowning sorrows
6:09 - Presents
6:45 - Jigsaw puzzle
6:43 - Playing cards
7:00 - Stupid hat
7:13 - Saved by the bell
7:30 - Showmanship, babe!
7:50 - Mr. Science
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ALF follows the adventures of Gordon Shumway, a furry, wise-cracking alien from the planet Melmac who crash lands into the garage of the Tanner family. The Tanners offer him a home and give him the nickname ALF, short for “Alien Life Form.” Created by Tom Patchett (The Carol Burnett Show) and Paul Fusco (who also performed as ALF), the half-hour sitcom rose to popularity in the late 1980s, cementing itself in the pop culture zeitgeist.
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@tobyfitzpatrick3914 Жыл бұрын

"I thought I owed one of those guys money"

@ArttuTheCat Жыл бұрын

Willy: "I'm just trying to tell you, there's more than one way to skin a cat." ALF: "You've been reading my recipe book." 😹😹😹😹😹

@lakitaperkins8669 Жыл бұрын

I thought that was hilarious.. especially when Alf said do you think of me as your Son😂

@mayjon9362 Жыл бұрын

Q\se \1tadi

@kptrzk9398 9 ай бұрын

Hahhhhhhh

@matthewbaduria Жыл бұрын

This is a great show.

@jborden18 Жыл бұрын

I forgot just how much I 💝 this show!!

@solanoscrossoverproduction3930 Жыл бұрын

Alf: "Willy, it was an accident." Willy: "An accident? An Accident? You almost killed me and you say IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!?! Alf: "Alright let's call it a mistake."

@njlooksee Жыл бұрын

Stupid looking hat….. lol has to be one of my favorites.

@Rosalba3440 9 ай бұрын

Alf: justice never rests? Kate: what if I give justice a cookie? Alf: justice will think about it…… ❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣

@colmdurkin7915 Жыл бұрын

Alf, o yea , ever had, a talking doll, ripped out your voice box, 🤣🤣🤣

@jonathanmyers2867 Жыл бұрын

ALF': Um, excuse me, sir. Can I have a word with you? Andrew: Who said that? ALF: I did. Could you take some constructive criticism? What you're doing here is wrong. Andrew: Heh heh. Must be one of them talking dolls. ALF: Oh, yeah? Ever had a talking doll rip out your voice box? Andrew: HUH? AAAUGH!!

@robertfuentes9677 5 ай бұрын

Lmfao now we need a picture of the NECA ALF paying money back to a NECA Xenomorph hahaha😂😂😂

@brigittedionnesmile Жыл бұрын

(2:43 )Willy seems to have the flu ,i think he made the wrong script ! 😁

@ben2741 6 ай бұрын

1:15 it’s every child’s dream to say that to their parents at the end of an argument

@okamireader5 Жыл бұрын

You left out: Willy: "What's going on out there?!" ALF: "Nothing. Just screaming."

@justineves3588 Жыл бұрын

Very very great fun list I like it a lot 🙂

@lakitaperkins8669 Жыл бұрын

Mrs. O will never no I’m here I’ll get it 😂

@zachkrueger3850 5 ай бұрын

ALF : "Mrs. O. will never I'm here!" *she rings the doorbell* ALF : "I'll get it!!" 😂

@stevieraymedinahartz 11 ай бұрын

Alf: “You’re going to let Brian go caroling?” Willy:” what’s wrong with caroling” Alf: “ on melmac caroling was definitely not for children!” Willy: “ why is that?” Alf: “ well, You had to know carol.” 😂

@viowave Жыл бұрын

The Halloween episode ending : Trick or Treat.... Hello Old woman. I 'take the yellow one.

@jackkoshel9759 Жыл бұрын

Good morning it is elevenfourtyfive I am glad you are making more Alf videos keep it up.

@colmdurkin7915 Жыл бұрын

O yea, ever had a talking doll, ripped out your voice box 🤣🤣🤣

@maddog6620 Жыл бұрын

You are cool 😎

@elijahstudios6096 6 ай бұрын

3:58 was My Favorite

@DerLucht Жыл бұрын

5:54 Could someone please explain that joke to me? About the soap on a rope. Because I still absolutely don't understand it xD

@matthewjoyner1595 Жыл бұрын

Alf stuck it up his ass because he thought it was a laxative lol

@DerLucht Жыл бұрын

@@matthewjoyner1595 Ooooh! Oh my god that's hilarious thank you xDDDD

@colmdurkin7915 Жыл бұрын

I am a gameshow hose🤣

@arielg7000 Жыл бұрын

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

@joeydelacruz6219 8 ай бұрын

Alf…❤😅

@len1991100 4 ай бұрын

His voice changed after season 2

@onlyfortheplotline 18 күн бұрын

There's one that he says he is a type of reaction that makes things happen. Anyone remember?

@yuplusjin Жыл бұрын

interesting how his voice gets higher as episodes proceed...

@malvavisco10 10 ай бұрын

What even was the mom’s haircut?

@Nowhere888 Жыл бұрын

My right wing racist drunk of a father would not let me see Alf when it was on TV. Thanks for posting the video. This is about all I have of my childhood, since dear old dad threw out the rest.