The Top 10 Craziest Boat Ramp Moments ! (Chit Show)

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Жыл бұрын

Boat Ramp fails ! My name is Alfred Montaner Host and originator of the sport of boat ramp commentary. Today I pick some of my favorite Chit Show Moments of 2022. We have ao many more ! Check my Chit Show playlist for lots of crazy boat ramp humor.
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@saltyran Жыл бұрын

So much greatness packed into a 14 minute video!

@cindyhalford8758 Жыл бұрын

Alfred I think this is your best. The guy that lassoed the pole made this Texan proud but the dude that said we've done this before and you're not gonna get anything. That was EPIC!

@Barnavit 5 ай бұрын

5:39 This accident is why I trained deckhands to always have a bumper in one hand, and the line in the other when approaching the dock at the end of the day. I would also have them prep four lines and four bumpers, hooked to all four cleats on both bow and stern, port and starboard, coiled and at the ready. I really didn't enjoy getting chewed out on the dock after the newbs make Cap look bad, by screwing up docking procedures lol. FWIW, my name is C. Reed, I spent close to 10 years as the 1st Mate & Deck Boss of the commercial crabbing vessel F/V Relentless. Our home port was Langley, WA for the Fall season. We operated out of Gray's Harbor, WA during the winter ocean season. You wanna talk about having all eyes on you while you dock a boat? Then give it a go in a commercial marina that's operating loading docks, on the smallest boat in the fleet! We had to be the best, because everyone thought we'd fail miserably or die on the ocean. We were the Highliner of our home port, and top boat for our quota allowance on the Pacific. So many crazy stories lol.

@monkeyslap Жыл бұрын

11:14 Now THAT boat just came in from Cuba! LOL

@stevenferris901 Жыл бұрын

I think the guy at the end converted is string trimmer to his boat engine 😂

@edwinchapman1 Жыл бұрын

Alfred, one of your best yet! That's a complete load of chit. Keep it up, bro.

@willcameron1860 Жыл бұрын

My Dad took out a few outboard motors learning how currents work, etc.. Thx for making him feel less disgraceful.

@monkeyslap Жыл бұрын

It's amazing to see how many people gas it at the dock, nor do they have fenders.

@OMGWTFLOLSMH 11 ай бұрын

It's the equivalent of hitting the gas instead of the brake in a car. Old age, inexperience, stupidity or a combination of all 3.

@pamandjohnmc Жыл бұрын

Watching these are like seeing people slip and fall on the ice here in IA, you want to laugh but know you shouldn't. LOL

@jackofnotrades4350 2 ай бұрын

I laugh every time bro here in Urbandale

@andrewbrown1493 Жыл бұрын

That duck is a reincarnated boater you filmed messing up.😂

@Depletion94 Жыл бұрын

All those boaters got all the dollars but no cents. XD

@garywbartek5783 Жыл бұрын

The duck may have a clutch of eggs near you.

@Zed483 5 сағат бұрын

Fred loves the sound of a splashing victim

@Bryan-no2xv Жыл бұрын

That boat towards the end looked like it went through Normandy Beach evasion back in 1944

@averageskill 3 ай бұрын

at 11:16 ?....it's a work in progress...probably beautiful ocean runner by now.

@andrewbarten7347 Жыл бұрын

Having to deal with the fools at boat ramps is a good argument for forking out the extra $ for a marina berth!

@OMGWTFLOLSMH 11 ай бұрын

There are plenty of fools at the marina too.

@andrewbarten7347 11 ай бұрын

@@OMGWTFLOLSMH No doubt. They say the level of seamanship is in inverse proportion to the HP and $ value of the boat.😁

@WilliamJohnson-tx7no Жыл бұрын

Definitely has been a good year for the chit show 👍👍😎

@jamieminton172 Жыл бұрын

🤣I must have missed the "Attack Quack" episode and was that a weed eater conversion at the end. Freakin Luv It!

@kanaletumlinson Жыл бұрын

Ohh chit!! That was an epic episode Alfred! Have me here dying laughing 😂

@isaiah2536 Ай бұрын

0:07 She’s stacked! 😍😮‍💨

@Yasminetay122 4 ай бұрын

THE GENERAL IS COMING

@OMGWTFLOLSMH 11 ай бұрын

Another round of bumper boats. Like cars, but without brakes. Last guy using a weedeater instead of an engine. Bro, good clips bro.

@jakethetool698 Жыл бұрын

I’ve never bought a fender. I find them almost every time I go out.

@wtfmanicanthaveaname 9 ай бұрын

9:59 "Like a cuban cowboy" got me...The Gaucho!

@Steadicam305 Жыл бұрын

Lmao best one was the back and forth Aquasport with the Suzuki!!! hahahaha

@iveneverdonethisbefore8390 Жыл бұрын

man does the Florida boat life ever look amazing.

@keithscudder7136 Жыл бұрын

Ah, The Chit Show indeed !

@DE-cz8ei Жыл бұрын

nice crazy moments...always have rope, paddle, and fenders!!! oh and gas...lol

@revelationakagoldeneagle8045 Жыл бұрын

"Holy Chit Batman, they're in a jam!" "You got that right old chum!"

@dropanchor Жыл бұрын

There are some good ones in there and some that make you cringe. Thanks for putting this together.

@shanewells9067 Жыл бұрын

Alfred there’s a lot of people doing boat ramp videos but they have nothin compared to you ❤ from Michigan ✌🏻

@HOPE4USALL1 Жыл бұрын

Alfred, please wear your PFD when you go fast boating. You commentate about boaters being safe around the docks so you should heed your words while you’re on the water because I don’t want to see you get hurt. Love your videos and glad to see Fred back. 🐊

@OMGWTFLOLSMH 11 ай бұрын

He shouldn't be doing 55 in that superdinghy either. Insane without being belted in and no safety gear.

@mikel9567 10 ай бұрын

@@OMGWTFLOLSMH You understand that the boat he is in is designed for that right? I hope you never look at a bass boat, you'd probably freak out with how fast those things go.

@HOPE4USALL1 7 ай бұрын

@@mikel9567Hi Mike, yes I do understand this type of boat, my uncle had one. No side to it and nothing to hold you in. But, safety is safety and when you are underway one should always put on a PFD (personal floating device). No matter if you’re in a bass boat, yacht or a float tube on a river. If you get thrown off your water craft you’ll wish you had one on. Coast Guard and Fish & Game will always tell you that. Take care and stay safe and healthy. 😊

@seashrimp2 Жыл бұрын

good one MARY QUISMISS 😂

@rsradiofreq Жыл бұрын

Great Video!

@jerrycallo 11 ай бұрын

The lasso was awesome!!!

@justinriley3096 Жыл бұрын

They love that Corner of the Dock 🤪

@wegottafishdude Жыл бұрын

🤘🏻🤣🤘🏻 Awesome chit dude

@HiggsBJ Жыл бұрын

Good stuff Alfred!

@roba7737 Жыл бұрын

The Chit Show Greatest Hits.

@lakermd 29 күн бұрын

And I thought my wife was bad her first time trying to bring up the waverunner. Yikes I’ll show her this video in hopes she gains confidence quickly 😂

@CarolReidCA Жыл бұрын

Awesome! 👍

@teresacastro8899 Жыл бұрын

Funny video Mr.ALFRED!!!

@mikeg0802 27 күн бұрын

No way I’d use that ramp with Fred around 🐊 🐊

@michaelmahoney5885 Жыл бұрын

Funny as usual

@teresacastro8899 Жыл бұрын

Fred!!!!love the videos!

@officialWWM 3 ай бұрын

So much skill on display😂

@blazingstar9638 11 ай бұрын

Fred! What a legend

@danieldetrick1230 7 ай бұрын

That was a good one Alfred. I'm a new subscriber, but you got me LMAO 🤣 with your commentary and of course Fred the mascot.

@troycurrie7784 Жыл бұрын

Did that last guy have a weed eater in the water?!?!

@finpainter1 Жыл бұрын

Crank it Port and floor it. lol

@angelanelajuly2961 Жыл бұрын

I'm glad we have a Chit Show. It means the world's not actually ending. As long as your out there. I'm from Hawaii, we don't get to see this. Everyone just fishes... However they guy who ripped me off and took his boat and all my stuff got hit with a wave from knowhere and smashed his boat on the Hilo Bay breaker wall. Karma. Forgive guys, you get to see these things happen when you forgive

@GmanfromTexas Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe I have watched every video on this memory lane Clíp. I’ve got to get a life 😊

@lsnead72 Жыл бұрын

Boats were taking a beating in this video wow 😲 😱

@PainfullMorality Жыл бұрын

The only reason I watch this is that it reminds me of my beginnings .

@GhostDrummer Жыл бұрын

The people sitting in their chairs watching the chit show are my heroes

@OMGWTFLOLSMH 11 ай бұрын

Your hero standards must be a pretty low bar.

@Boot2thehead420 24 күн бұрын

Sees an alligator, says "that tells me.......... (40 min pause) fred is back"

@gerardmiglino5057 Ай бұрын

I can't believe how you started everyone videoing boat ramp but no one comes close to you and your commentary 😊

@lancegil5080 Жыл бұрын

At the Chit Show - Chit Show Miami pardoy of the copa cabana song would be great for your show many as the open song - Ure the best man I am here in Tulsa originally from Miami and this show on Sunday brings me back man - thanks so much for this awesome show.

@ricklittle4617 Жыл бұрын

Saw a woman lose her thumb and for finger Trying to stop a boat against the dock Sarasota Fl Ramps

@WaterMan-ss6eb 9 ай бұрын

Weekend warriors at there finest!

@JT-ok8te Жыл бұрын

ALFRED! Did you ever think of Fred Snacks, just like Scooby Snacks?

@loganisabell7879 Жыл бұрын

The problem is rich people can’t con boats like us rednecks

@sevenjonson9956 Жыл бұрын

Been watching your videos the past couple weeks took a little time to warm up to your personality but you’re fucking funny. I laugh all the way through this video.😂😂😂

@AlfredMontaner Жыл бұрын

It takes a moment to understand my crazy mind

@antonioprado8068 Жыл бұрын

@Alfred Montaner ypur gonna look at all this footage 20 yrs from now and be amazed of how crazy or crazier are society was. I see you righting a 305 que Bola #1 seller memoir

@brad9123 Жыл бұрын

Some of these people are just taring their boats all to hell

@nusart_bearthorn Жыл бұрын

That duck is nJealous of Fred!

@samsuttle5556 Жыл бұрын

That duck is a secret attack duck who has it in for you Alfred…..did you hurt hurt a family member????

@bsfishing7073 Жыл бұрын

Fred not only is back he must be hungry because he’s stuck in😅

@LostCanuck192 Жыл бұрын

"He almost killed her, and got her back" I'm dead

@patriciacunningham5748 15 күн бұрын

Lovely

@thedevilinthecircuit1414 Жыл бұрын

It's the World's Largest Pinball Table!

@Max-uu2gs Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Jaws.. when all the nuts grab boats to get the jaws.. crazy..

@ChrisP-ni4lz Жыл бұрын

Fred looks good

@bamfkn_fd Жыл бұрын

Alabao!!!! hahahaha

@averageskill 3 ай бұрын

When it's windy....all bets are off.

@Justin-vg7ij Ай бұрын

muscovy ducks are demons bro

@davidbaker4637 2 ай бұрын

I LOVE THE SOUND OF FIBERGLASS CRACKING IN THE MORNING 😅

@Bayouman002 Ай бұрын

To be fair the corners on that pier are ridiculous lol, fiberglass shop designed those piers :D

@jerryhubbard4461 Жыл бұрын

These videos show how many people do not need to own a boat. PERIOD

@Lord-Snowflake Жыл бұрын

The Robalo @5:40 actually hurt my heart to watch

@RVRepairSolutions 10 ай бұрын

I was in Miami for a cruise and was just going to stop by to see Fred.

@stevelawson3064 6 ай бұрын

Floridiots are awesome !!!👍✌️✌️

@jeffreymazza6574 Ай бұрын

Hi Alfred. Man I love your new hat. I got to have one. Big fan up here in Michigan. I will buy one from you. Let me know.

@gregorymceaddy8884 Жыл бұрын

I love my island people...most have a fun outlook on life..

@davidguthrie5941 Жыл бұрын

Nice boats getting banged up and that's me I'm the last boat with a lawnmower engine.

@phillipflowers797 10 ай бұрын

Damn Alfred these people must really hate their boats

@user-ro9rm1xr3r Жыл бұрын

Браво.😅😅😅

@acreguy3156 26 күн бұрын

Love this channel! Question: Do they sell life jackets in the US? A mother and infant on a boat and not wearing a life jacket is a recipe for years of sorrow.

@geraldburrow3524 5 ай бұрын

Out of all the years while my dad was still alive we had one instance with high winds & a 15' bass boat and got it done...these people should not be operating a boat... scary stuff & thanks for sharing the videos...😮

@Barnavit 5 ай бұрын

Best put some 'spect on ol Big Fred the Boat Dock Dinosaur!

@jodyphillips4284 Жыл бұрын

You need to have shirts that say the chit chow

@kolinboorom6868 Жыл бұрын

Moving my boat to Miami next week, and these videos are terrifying me….broward ain’t like this folks. I’m putting in at 5am

@lvmykdz5724 11 ай бұрын

2:58 - Rupert the "Black Swan" tried that once in Newport Harbor (Ca.), but he lost.

@crazyralph6386 11 ай бұрын

Dude, it would be a blast to bring a lawn chair, cooler and chill out with you at the “chit show!”. 😂

@jonkilowatt4442 Жыл бұрын

Are all these people drunk???😂😂

@user-xp2xz8uy9k 4 ай бұрын

It’s an alligator!

@AlfredMontaner 4 ай бұрын

Fred is a Saltwater American Crocodile

@paulnewkirk7351 3 ай бұрын

It seems that many boaters fail to keep in mind that the steering is like having a rear wheel drive car that looses its steering without power.

@ReMiXDriZzY777 6 ай бұрын

With the amount of time it took me to see Fred…. I would have been lunch.

@jamesglavich1426 Жыл бұрын

I don't know why the rollback made the cut, it worked.

@TGFarmsTX 2 ай бұрын

Some of the closure speeds these dudes run up to the dock with just blows my mind. Very little will go wrong if you're taking it slow and easy. Even if you end up wildly out of position you can just swallow your pride and back away slowly. Reset yourself and give it another try!

@KathyWilcox-vx2vj 11 ай бұрын

This clip shows that money doesn't and never will buy brains or knowledge

@crazyralph6386 11 ай бұрын

Just be thankful that the FAA kind of weeds out these morons from flying airplanes and helicopters onto people’s roofs(although some do slip through the cracks?).