When my husband comes back ! Disrespected at the boat ramp ! (Chit Show)

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11 ай бұрын

Boat ramp fights should always be avoided but sometimes boaters put their foot down. In todays video we see a guy pull a fast one on two ladies and skipped the line. Lets just say one of the ladies let him have it while her husband was getting the truck.
The husband did the unthinkable in todays society. He defended the honor of his wide.
My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami Florida.
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@TheVisforvanessa 11 ай бұрын

Oyeeeee 🤣🤣🤣 For THE RECORD we have common sense but after 30 min waiting on the boat in front to literally unload and clean out all their crap we finally started to move up and that viejo freaking colo. In the end,NOBODY takes my brother in laws man card!!! Love the Chit Show! Great seeing you!

@seashackf1 11 ай бұрын

4:08 story checks out. 8 sec after boat in front pulls out you put your drink down and sprung into action. Brother in law definitely defended his man card and he’s lucky you got his back.👍

@kirkslayden834 11 ай бұрын

That's right there ain't no common sense with a lot of people are just retarded

@benedictcumberbatch4275 23 күн бұрын

Guy making a living off of other peoples drama

@markm5287 17 күн бұрын

@@benedictcumberbatch4275 And yet here you are, contributing.

@benedictcumberbatch4275 17 күн бұрын

@@markm5287 got to put the word out there

@mrdreaded8865 11 ай бұрын

Blue bikini for the win !

@bigkings.8804 Ай бұрын

The guy played his card perfect. His is a well seasoned veteran of the water.

@patrickgale6911 4 ай бұрын

Best part of that 20mins was the blue bikini. That's where u needed the zoom lens bro..😂

@nichesound 11 ай бұрын

taking back the spot he was denied was your best shots ever!!!

@robertwolfe8680 11 ай бұрын

Why are you watching the boat, that blue Bikiniis all I could see. Lol

@goodbyemr.anderson5065 3 ай бұрын

bro she was like 14 years old.

@user-lq8gy4kz5w 11 ай бұрын

That's the best shot kill of the day! Blue bikini shot kill! Gotta love it!!!

@kanaletumlinson 9 ай бұрын

“He’s being civil, he’s been to jail before” 😂😂 Alfred talking chit hilarious bro!

@sargentslaughter3509 10 ай бұрын

Blue bikini is killing it!

@rainmaker3700 9 ай бұрын

Dude with the Vantage flats boat is living the good life!

@patrickdiehl6813 11 ай бұрын

Man card for the win! In the end the selfish lose. Much Love Alfred, epic Black Point moment🤛

@donniefleming9914 6 ай бұрын

16:24...."Why bro,why is there families in the world,bro,why?".....I laughed pretty loud on that one.

@bkim6300 8 ай бұрын

Gramps would own your ass. He's backed up further than you've gone forward. Respect.

@keithscudder7136 11 ай бұрын

Alfred, I think that lady in the blue bikini is purposely standing there ! She wants YOU to see it. Nice video.

@MrGbustamante 11 ай бұрын

Man theres a guy with a black flats boat with a Verado. He always sneaks ahead of people and says "engine died" and "emergency" then he cuts to the front and laughs. He got me once but not the second time. Him and his wife always laugh as they float by, but them the motor magically starts up so he can reverse to stop.

@GmanfromTexas 11 ай бұрын

I would have untied the Divo’s boat and let it drift into the bay. Oh man that Captain Stubin bit had me peeing with laughter 😂

@TheVisforvanessa 11 ай бұрын

That is what I wanted to do 😩🤣

@Reppie. 5 ай бұрын

Or pulled the bungs.

@GmanfromTexas 5 ай бұрын

@@Reppie. oh let’s no get that hasty 😆

@Will97675 11 ай бұрын

I like how Alfred is alway instigating 😂

@izzyman256 10 ай бұрын

Alfred, polarized lens filters are like 50 bucks or less and it will be the best investment you ever made! Love the chit show bro!!!

@a.mathis9454 9 күн бұрын

“Honey, I shrunk the ship!” 😂😂

@tanyasteers4802 11 ай бұрын

Why didn't the 2 ladies pull the boat forward? Common sense

@RustyR650 11 ай бұрын

Was thinking the same thing....if your that dumb you deserve to lose your spot.

@MikeRemvidas 11 ай бұрын

Because they were having a Cuban cigar social talk marathon 👈🏼‼️

@klstearmer 11 ай бұрын

Yep, move up in queue if you have others with you

@carpenter5575 11 ай бұрын

You answered your own comment, question, you just didn't realize it at the time

@humbertodeloscuetos1797 11 ай бұрын

To busy gossiping

@coleytoons 11 ай бұрын

The song is by "The Hollies" and its called: "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" Its a great song with interesting lyrics😆. If you or someone you know is paranoid and/or reads way too much into ANYTHING it is NOT the song for them😆🤣🤣🤣

@muddogtracker7449 10 ай бұрын

Workin for the FBI..... Sittin' in a nest of bad men Whiskey bottles piling high!!

@sttmw 8 ай бұрын

Alfred tu m'a tué (killed me) with your explosive diarrhea joke.🤣🤣🤣

@chynasparks1 11 ай бұрын

Good morning Chit Show, my all time favorite channel

@cindyhalford8758 9 ай бұрын

2nd time lve watched this and it was still good Wow. Alfred you are the MAN

@eekwibble 2 ай бұрын

"You don't get disrespected at the boat ramp" is my new go-to.

@PlymouthVT Ай бұрын

"Gonna lose my AARP card after this" bwhahahahaha....lol...just subbed you dude after I stopped laughing.

@johnpoplawski9053 9 ай бұрын

Love the sound of those inboards

@wowdad3055 11 ай бұрын

The old captain sure beat many docking at the boat ramp.

@archiebunker7688 6 ай бұрын

How come Col. Sanders not fetching chicken?

@daffyduck9901 11 ай бұрын

At the beginning The Hollies, Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress awesome song 🤙

@dianesaumure9729 11 ай бұрын

So glad I heard the cat today 😂😂😂😂

@mikefarmer7563 11 ай бұрын

First boat made me think of caddy shack and Ted Knight LOL

@claylatour1899 2 ай бұрын

That first dude takes being a captain to the next level.

@tonycaldwell8721 10 ай бұрын

He could be a retired Captain of a larger vessel .

@i.b.brandon4977 11 ай бұрын

For a parting shot, I would send a message by trimming up the motor and give the offending boat a "prop wash bath". Sorry dude just pushing the boat up to the winch post.

@teresacastro8899 11 ай бұрын

Good morning, Mr.Alfred. waiit for it!!💩🤣🤣

@geterdonegranny1639 11 ай бұрын

Hey! I just had a thought! I have a Kayak, I can wear a Captain’s hat! 😂😂😂

@jamesmartin5306 11 ай бұрын

Love ❤ the Chit Show

@garystrain2788 11 ай бұрын

Hugh Hefner at Blackpoint

@rf005 11 ай бұрын

Hi Alfred when my son sees my new Fred the Croc Blackpoint hat I know he will want one LOL.

@DarbyLDillard 11 ай бұрын

They should have pulled their boat forward.

@seashackf1 11 ай бұрын

They started to, but he snaked them.

@adamearhart1189 10 ай бұрын

The Captain hat is just don’t have words for it😮

@jamesmartin5306 11 ай бұрын

Need a dance video from the docks 😂

@forrestshadow 11 ай бұрын

Never come to w&#% without your zoom, bro.

@EmilyP17 11 ай бұрын

I play poker on line every day. Didn’t know Alfred played! Lol

@jim-xj4ub 11 ай бұрын

A captains hat and a Yamacraper so he is one screwed up boater anyway. Mercury Rules!!!!!!!

@kencrouch668 11 ай бұрын

So what was wrong with the young lady in the bikini?

@lawman5511 11 ай бұрын

I think the dude did the right thing. A spot in the line ain’t worth getting arrested.

@luxorbill269 10 ай бұрын

Absolutely! Once you get on the dock, pull it forward so no space for this to happen and it shows your intention to pull out. Blue bikini can block anytime.

@ChainsawFPV 11 ай бұрын

I think when dude walked to get his truck, I would have untied his boat and moved it either behind mine, or set it free!

@bryantg7641 8 ай бұрын

I'll bet that little flats boat with that old school pro 150 on it hauls balls !!!!

@mikebunch3443 11 ай бұрын

I googled Black Point and they have you marked on there😂

@colbyweston5035 11 ай бұрын

You need a drone for situations like this

@lawman5511 11 ай бұрын

The Captain watched too many reruns of Gillian’s Island

@dynomike07 27 күн бұрын

WAIT FOR IT! YEAH, LOVE IT ALFRED!

@klstearmer 11 ай бұрын

Time to start using a drone for closeups. Just sayin’ 😊

@tommymorrison422 11 ай бұрын

That’s the chit runs 😂😂

@Honda1k 11 ай бұрын

Almost all bowriders duel consoles walk-arounds you-name-it other than center consoles are controlled of the starboard side

@thedevilinthecircuit1414 11 ай бұрын

She's going to the truck to get the Louisville Slugger!

@scottthomas7147 8 ай бұрын

The blue bikini was way more interesting than the line cutter!

@Teramydog Ай бұрын

Old man in captains hat has a boat full of bishes - so he good.. lol

@belindaloux8354 11 ай бұрын

Look the guy did wrong but, just load up and be on your way. The longer you argue the longer he's there. Move on! Everyone help get him loaded and leave!

@burghstrong6878 11 ай бұрын

Creedance Clearwater!

@dancundiff3316 11 ай бұрын

80??????????? Dude, not even 65!! But close!

@III-pk3xm 11 ай бұрын

Alfred that dog told you he don’t give a chit about shot killing you!!

@CrazyCanuck23 11 ай бұрын

The old guy never did anything wrong Alfred, they should have pulled their boat forward! Either way great job!!

@seashackf1 11 ай бұрын

They were trying to. 8 sec after boat in front left, but that guy snaked them.

@johndearen5925 9 ай бұрын

The blue bikini is the money shot!

@user-br7bv4ym2u 11 ай бұрын

Love your show

@AlfredMontaner 11 ай бұрын

Thanks Andrew

@cliffmorain7215 11 ай бұрын

If you can see over your windshield, DON'T clean it ever. lol

@garypio2241 11 ай бұрын

Happy birthday

@maryphelps7381 10 ай бұрын

Funny videos, Thanks! Wishing Videos as good as yours were available on Kids & Parents at Amateur equestrian events. Seems A lot have been " Lost " thru the years .😊

@luxorbill269 10 ай бұрын

Once we get to the dock, I start heading for truck and my wife walks it forward. She too has yelled at people that tried this move. Girl boaters won't put up with this stuff.

@oldmanonewheel1637 11 ай бұрын

Darn you. Now I want a captain's hat. 14 ft jet boat captain.

@bryantg7641 8 ай бұрын

My question is this, where in the hell is the guy that skipped the line and why isn't he backing his truck down there to get his boat out of the water?

@dirtybuzzard5977 11 ай бұрын

He got a strike on his man card but redeem it at the end. He handle the situation good but his Ol lady wanted to kick some Bass so he might have still gotten a couple of strikes on his man card from her .. LOL … THE CHIT SHOW.. WAIT! FOR! IT!!!.

@jodygivens4804 10 ай бұрын

Love the out come

@nichesound 11 ай бұрын

two thoughts....the dude who butted may have thought the other boat was leaving to go out??? otherwise he was a total jerk...he could have asked the gals what was going on...also if the blue boat was pulling out, they should have brought it up further to negate some ahole from butting in line

@stephengreen9540 11 ай бұрын

Come on people hit the like button help Alfred

@cgirl111 11 ай бұрын

It's the back boats fault. They should have walked the boat forward when the spot in front opened up. Looking at the dock I would have assumed they were leaving not pulling out.

@richkar9759 8 ай бұрын

The girl in the blue bikini was the show.

@jdc1978 4 ай бұрын

28 years ago I bought a waterfront house for $120k to avoid the ramp back then. Today with millions more living in Florida. I type this while sitting on my 10 acre ranch with no one in site. SMH. Great channel though.

@RatdogDRB 11 ай бұрын

That line-cutter got lucky. A vindictive person might cut his lines and send him adrift while he's walking to his vehicle.

@bailey9r 2 ай бұрын

And think, the guy with the Trophy in the rack behind the flag... he avoids all of this crap with a call "please place my boat in at 9:30 in the morning, thanks."

@MPGsavage Ай бұрын

you see boats everyday with the helm on the starboard I dont know why that one boat confused you haha

@timothygregg2223 2 ай бұрын

Great music. Remember we can't enjoy our freedoms we have if someone didn't fight for them.

@cindyhalford8758 11 ай бұрын

It was great!!!!!

@Jeff-kw8jj 10 ай бұрын

Gramps took the windward side of the which was perfect to blow him slowly against the dock as opposed to pushing him away as he tries to bring it in with a single screw

@bethewalt7385 11 ай бұрын

Alfred that song is long cool woman by the Hollies

@gregmsnow 11 ай бұрын

Renting a boat tomorrow . Come along chit show

@kirkslayden834 11 ай бұрын

That is pretty cool that everybody watches all over the world 🌎 the chit show

@rodnelson729 10 ай бұрын

Blue Bikini... That's all😂

@richardsmith9872 2 күн бұрын

Man that boat would have been floating free in the water when he came back

@jackdaniels8751 10 ай бұрын

We gave my dad a captains hat… he wears it on his 17 ft boat… he had a 40 ft boat but he couldn’t go out on it when nobody was with him so he sold it and bought a boat he can handle by himself… now what kind of boat / hat combo you sporting ? Sounds like a lawn chair…. It’s ok, after having boats for 20 years I’m sporting a camping chair these days 😂.

@blkeagle420 14 күн бұрын

The Man Card Gladiator is what he is

@Giants4641 10 ай бұрын

New to the channel. I'm not a boater but I've been sucked into your channel man. The fucking chit show. I love it man. I love how everyone knows you dude. N the commentary us freaking fantastic. Keep em coming. Thanks!

@billwest5330 11 ай бұрын

He got his Man Card back congrats to the Blue Bikini

@PlanetWatcher123 8 ай бұрын

Skippers who fail to move their vessel forward towards the ramp so another vessel can dock behind them well deserve to have another skipper dock in front of them because they left that space available by not pulling their own boat further up closer to the ramp. Maybe this skipper will learn a lesson of pulling his vessel in closer to the ramp.

@jamesmartin5306 11 ай бұрын

He had a brown growler snake headed LOL😢😅 POOP

@metal4044 11 ай бұрын

That turtle head was peaking

@lindafields3130 8 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@denisekeary8229 10 ай бұрын

Pretty sure the lady standing there with the boat at the tail end of the dock should have pulled the boat foward, to allow another boat to pull in behind them. She'd have to do it anyway, when her husband arrives with the truck/trailer. She had more than plenty of time to do it. She wasn't being respectful of other boaters trying to que.

@rainmaker3700 9 ай бұрын

Exactly