I would genuinely like to see Stuart find a massive package of random stickers and go through all of them.

禁 just means forbidden, so it's just a generic forbidden sign. 電力充足 means "sufficient power", while that "CONOMON" nonsense is actually meant to say "CONDITION" - so that one's not actually a warning sign, but a "battery full" status indication. I think it's meant to be used on rental cars. 立入禁上 means no trespassing.

I feel like that "appreciate" boss thing is something a boss would buy for themselves, pretending to have gotten it from someone else.

The metal card was designed for Smithers to give toMr. Burns.

I caught mum watching this and I'm very proud of her.

The miniatures in the beginning are from a boardgame called 'Zombicide' and the zombie figure is supposed to be a zombie version of snow white indeed. You were spot on Ashens.

"Barn finds" is basically talking about finding antiques in old barns, whether misc items or old cars. Not sure if it is a thing in the UK but there are TV shows about it in America.

paw patrol projector wristwatch is actually a cool gadget for a small kid to show off to his fellow paw patrol fan club

The "I f'in love you" sticker genuinely tickled me and I am still chuckling actual minutes later.

I love how ashens genuinely liked the fox stamp. It's always the simple things

16:38 That sticker is probably from when the dutch government banned the use of a mobile phone while driving. That was in 2002. And 18 years later, some person is still printing them in China and selling them to people in the UK.

Ashens just found the alternate title for Paw Patrol. Hat Hound

oh god, please make sure there's one of those sticker variety packs in every wish/ali express video. they're always hilarious.

i really want to know what the rude sticker is.

Ashens: repairs X boxes and builds computers. Also Ashens: cant put together an Ali Express solar light.

ACTMTIES looks like they were trying to save space but squishing "I V I" into M

3 years later and my thoughts are still consumed by the unnamed horror of "The Sticker that Ashens dare not speak of"

I want Displate to send me a giant version of that creepy boss message to hang on my wall.

As a an addict in recovery, I can with 100% certainty attest that these video are in fact, better than heroin.

Not many people have the balls to put an advert in their adverts, and still pull it off. Bravo.

It's so weird to see a toy packaging with a proper, not completely blank back in Ashens' video.

"What does God need with a hard hat?" Captain Kirk, probably

19:40 My grandma's got a few packs of full-plastic playing cards; they're not uncommon here because they're better able to survive humidity and sea-spray. The ones you can get in the shops usually have pretty good retention of the printed images - but I will say, if they end up sitting somewhere with too much heat or strong sunlight, you can end up with cards that have warped and shrunken bits on them, like those oven-shrink things they used to hand out in chip packets.

Honestly, Ali express carried me through university - so many broken vita consoles repaired and modded

"Some kind of zombie courtesan" Oh yeah, I remember that anime. The rap battle was pretty great.

The man promised celery, and celery he delivered

10:41 “Back in the day I used to take Xbox 360’s apart and fix them for people” Shoutout to those who remember Through the Tech Hole

"Is it a knockoff figma?" Well its got no box and was 15 pounds on Aliexpress, that's pretty much all you need to point to bootleg.

"Why does God need a hard hat?" -Kirk 2270 something probably idk

The two figures are Camilla and Casilda, from the King in Yellow :3

that fox stamp is actually not bad especially for the price. one of the actually reasonable things in this whole series

A "barn find" refers to an old car that has been sitting in a barn for a really long time, protecting it from the elements

14:45 That was one of the most genuine "what the fuck?!" exclamations I've ever heard, and from Ashens no less! Laughed my ass off because I fully empathize with him

I've never wanted a stack of shitty warning stickers before tonight. Edit: Damn, I got all excited about that Xeno until the arm popped off. Less of a Figma, more of a Ligma.

"Dog with a hat on... dog with a hat on... dog with a hat on..." I'm sensing a theme here.

It surprises me that some of this stuff is actually produced and sold. Like how much of a market is there for creepy nun phone cases? Is there anyone that actually wants that?

Im surprised ashens didn’t get a fake Rolex in the search results from “ROLE”

When "Patrol" came up, I immediately thought "if it isn't something Paw Patrol related, I will be severely disappointed." I was not disappointed. lol

The picture of celery with a fart just had me dying for some reason 😂

Aha! The Moose X-Ing sticker came back very unexpectedly!

When people ask for the meaning of that bit of foam, just tell them, "Nun." By the way, do you know what they call those devices they used to detect the xenomorphs in the second movie? A Geiger Counter.

16:38 'from March 30th: handsfree calling, no worries' EDIT: I've figured it out. It's a pun. On march 30th 2002, a new law became active, that made it illegal to use a cellphone while driving a car (or other vehicles, presumably), unless you were calling hands-free. The joke is that 'niets aan de hand' (nothing to worry about) loosely translates to 'Nothing in the hand', if taken literally.

My kids are obsessed with Paw Patrol... I still was a kid when I started watching this channel....time truly is the fire in which we burn

I actually liked the boss plaque because I am in a new job now and MAN do I miss my old boss. Would honestly consider getting that for her if there was an appropriate time/place. I think that's the only classy way to do that though - give to an old boss, someone on their way out, or maybe if it's their 20th anniversary with the company and you've been working together for almost a decade, you go to each other's birthdays, she organized you a baby shower, etc etc. If you're close like that. But it would still be a private gift and not in front of coworkers, ideally. And at that point you might want something a little nicer than a metal plate with the same sentiment.

"What is the meaning of that art piece, Stuart?" "It has nun."

Now I won't be able to sleep since I will be thinking about that rude sticker you didn't show us.

It's not a random fox, it's the fox of the Little Prince, hence the stars and moon etc.

I love how he says the word and then says it in italics

That card is the kind of thing Michael Scott should buy for himself to put on his own desk

The "god at work" sticker was a dark joke on how when people die its gods work. It was depicting a body being buried. Dont ask how i got that one i have no idea.

That's definitely the xenomorph from the first Alien. The armor pieces off the back are distinctive, and the tail is just like when his was threatening Veronica Cartwright's honor. The fox stamp was really cool, as were a few of those stickers, and that celery could come in useful for low-calorie snacking.

I can't imagine what it must be like to live with Stuart. Actually I can, because I'm a complete hoarder as well. Seriously, my house is full of crap too. So I can relate.

A barn find is when you find an abandoned car inside a barn or other similar structure that that's still in restorable shape.

The plastic cards would be awesome for boats if they’re any good

*stop talking* "that doesn't seem like a warning" Someone doesn't know Ice Bear. That's definitely a warning.

4 days until the best holiday tradition; Ashens Advent Calendars!

One of the local bus drivers actually bought the warning sign sticker pack and it's all over the bus.

Barn finds are classic cars that were locked away in a barn for a looong time, so they're usually in need of a lot of restoration but can also usually be bought super cheap.

"Guard cats on duty... bit of a jokey one" You obviously haven't met my cat. He is vicious to strangers, I swear by this. That is not a joke sticker at all.

I just realized that the way Ashens reads off the word reminds me of something: "IT'S THE POSSUM LODGE WORD GAME!" Sure, it's a paid promotion, but I think it was also an excuse for Stuart to show off his display area for his prints.

13:50 That is a character meaning “forbidden” or “prohibited” 禁, which makes the sticker curious as it implies that hm, forbiddation is forbidden? 17:54 That says “no entry”, “no trespassing” 立入禁止

The garden light usually needs to be turned on to start charging, then it automatically lights when it's dark.

I would assume searching "dangerous" on Ali Express would just get you a Chinese power supply.

Laughing my ass off seeing Ashens not knowing how to assemble a bloody garden solar lamp :)))) these things light up when you cover the panel with your hand

16:30 isn’t that ice bear from We bare bears ?

Let me say this now, those plastic cards are the bane of my existence. You literally organize them into a pile with no misaligned cards, you put them down, and the top card just tilts itself.

I'm a little sad that the "dangerous" sticker pack didn't have any naught to three sad onions

I'd very much like to see ashens try and give these characters names just by seeing them.

I hope you review the Christmas dinner in a can again

Obviously if someone asks about the art piece you would tell them "it's nun of yer business" Boom! Boom!

Paw Patrol, or, as I call it, 'Piss Poor Patrol', or 'That shit with the clumsy dogs in it.' I knew some rubbish from this would appear as soon as the word 'Patrol' appeared on screen. A 'Barn Find' is usually a rare or cool old vehicle, that lies forgotten, and covered in shite, usually containing a wasps' nest and dead mice, in a barn. That usually gets bought for silly money, and then made all tarty and smart, by someone who is good at that sort of thing. I had a knockoff figma android which came pre-ruined, so you're not alone there.

22:27 You immediately threw that away, don't lie to us lol.

13:47 funnily enough, that is the Chinese character for "forbidden," restricted" or "prohibited" but it has the red diagonal line across it, meaning "prohibited prohibited".

Those miniatures kinda look like they're printed with an SLA 3D printer.

Been following since like 2009 or so, thank you for being you mate! You make me laugh all the time

the Figma Xenomorph is indeed a knock-off because like hell Ali Express would sell the real thing.

If anyone asks you about your “corner art”, tell them it's nun of their business.

The Dutch phone thingy says "from 30 March onwards handsfree phone calls, nothing going on here" (it's supposed to be a pun about hands but it doesn't literally translate well into English)

The "! Don't love me" and the sticker before it cracked me up 😂

i love these videos. watching a British man with a posh voice open shitty affects is my comfort watch. i literally watch this before i sleep. Thanks Ashens !

7:50 "I write these words in steel, for anything not set in metal cannot be trusted."

"If it doesn't work, I'll show a picture of some celery" *Jumps to a picture of celery* Burst out laughing at this for some reason.

The paw patrol projector bit was like looking at 19th century photos of Bigfoot & Nessie

that wooden fox stamp and the playing cards are probably the best two of the lot in this one!

3:11 Noooo Stuart, if people ask what it is, you need to say "NUN-ya business," come onnnn!

I lost it at "I fucking love you" with a picture of what appeared to be Glen and Negan followed by "Don't Love Me" and Ashens saying "especially not if you're the person the last one". Also, damn, my curiosity is so raised now about that dirty one...

Dear Ashens... Your videos are always so odly satisfying to watch and now I am sleepy.

I do love how much he's been uploading lately, brings a little bit of joy to life lol

Frankly i`m insulted I couldn`t see the naughty image.

The "What the Fuck" at 14:46 is perfect. I want that as my text notification.

You say the guard cat one is jokey, but my grandparents once had a cat called Esme that despised everyone excluding my grandmother with a burning passion. Their house is also a B&B, and so they have a "DANGER: ATTACK CAT!" sign from back then that was part-joke, part legitimate warning to any guests who dared go near Esme. She was a beautiful fluffy Maine Coon who would rip you to shreds given half a chance. God, I love cats.

Really wanted to see that ‘rude’ sticker for a good laugh 😂😂

Ashes thought he had a decent figurine, turns out it was a Figmant of his imagination

never laughed at a picture of celery until now

All of your videos make me laugh my ass off! I'm very thankful for that, especially during the pandemic!! you're very specific and sarcastic humor gets me every time!!🤣🤣

"Can we squeeze it in there?" 21:20 Nice to hear his Norfolk accent emerging briefly :)

Just wanted to say that on the back of this video I ordered the PAW Patrol watch as a stocking filler (who could argue at that price). Even though it is probably an unauthorised creation it was well received and made it into the top presents of the day. Merry Christmas Ashens!

Got my cup of tea, i’m ready to watch this video 🙂

Ashens' confusion at 14:48 is... *chefs kiss* ...a thing of beauty.

You were actually spot on with the recycling dog. He's really into recycling.