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"It's got like lobster claws as well" Or... hear me out, here, Ashens.... Like scorpion claws?

I had that circus one as a kid For some reason bugs kept trying to getting in it When I opened it it was full of dead bugs

Four outros? We're being spoiled.

I miss when he used to light things on fire on his own couch, using a flammable piece of wood for 'fire protection'.

If circuses featured metaphysical horror, I'd go to them more often, to be honest.

"It has a mouth and it can scream" as all amorphous blobs should

I've got no memory of "Pocket Shockers" at all, but as soon as I saw that green foot I realised I had it, and it could well still be lurking around in a drawer here somewhere.

“I’m only 24 years late!” Hey, don’t laugh, that’s actually great for Ashens’ channel! Barely late at all. Bet his lunch today was even older.

Because kids LOVE "Gestapo the Clown!" With his round red nose, his bright suspenders, his blue eyes and shiny patent leather "stormtrooper" boots.

What the bloody hell was going on at the end, it was like the video didn’t want to end 🤨

Behold them. Behold the excellent patrons. BEHOLD THEM. ALL PRAISE TO THE GREAT ONES. BEHOLLDDDD

Clowns already get a bad rep even though they’re innocent it doesn’t help when you have ones with gouged out eyes performing along side dead jelly babies

"I mean, I haven't been to the circus for a _while,_ but... Is _this_ what they consist of now? Sort of metaphysical horror?" ...Honestly, Stuart, I think that's what circuses _always_ consisted of.

"They're stackable and modular" *Somewhere in the distance Eli Silverman's ears prick up and he smiles*

"I think it's supposed to be a seal" *faint bai-yaa in the distance*

What's weird is I totally recognized the sculpt and paint job of that cat one, and wondered if the same company made 'Kitten In my Pocket' and the 'Puppy In My Pocket' toys that I was obsessed with in the 90s, and they did!

These are so bad, that Stuart actually spits on them: 19:24

Those clowns look like guy out of the movie "Event Horizon" where he digs his eyes out half way through.

I love how ashens just absolutely destroys any resale value to his collectable old tat. Really a true collector lmao

You know what I love about ashens. Consistency. In a world that demands change. He won't.

Big bit of spit flies out at 19:25 and remains bubbling away for a while. Love it.

I think the trapeze woman’s stick is supposed to go in one of those holes you were wondering about at the top

For those modular, stackable Teeny Tiny World sets, take the pictures out, paint the octogons white, put entry/exit holes in the tops and sides, and you too could have your own playset of the 1997 Canadian existential sci-fi horror movie *Cube*. I know Tara Toys because they also make the licensed Hot Wheels carrying cases, or at least they did in the 1990s and 2000s, I'm not sure if they still have the license today or whether Mattel just makes them themselves.

It looked asif you was supposed to attach the black ring things on the creatures to the hooks all the bases had, I might be wrong but I think so!

Why is the hive diorama bubbling near the end? Nevermind. Looks like Ashens was just speaking a little too enthusiastically.

Dammit, Barry Lewis has me conditioned now, any time someone mentions a seal...

Ashens I love that you describe each thing a bit as I'm fully blind but can still usually enjoy the video regardless! I mean the jokes by them selves are already funny, but when you know what the item that's the butt of the joke is all about it makes it even better.

That was so weird to hear Ashen's say Hauppauge, I live like 10 minutes away from there! Long Island actually used to make something and have a manufacturing industry unlike today

“Creepy Amorphous Blob” was my nickname at High School. ;P

the circus is accurate. That's what it looks like since the Coronavirus outbreak.

Last time I was this early to an Ashens video, toys were still painted with lead paint.

Great timing!, just been watching through some older Ashens videos and this pops up! Nice one :D

Then ever ending ending.

16:45 Modular? Does Eli Silverman know such a thing exists? Surely he must get one too for display in the House of Pickles!

Seems like they have a chain attached to some of them that you join to the base to stop it falling off

The magnet ones have that shackle. Surely it secures onto the thing in the corner so they don't leap off

Ashens was especially appreciative of his patrons this video!

the last toy reminds of of a super cheap and primitive version of that electronic toy from like 10 to 15 years ago. they had LCD screens with real doll house fixings in the background.

I used to collect Mighty Max and my sister collected Polly Pocket. I liked that they made the two series relatively the same size so we could use both to play together. Polly Pocket trapped in the Giant Arachnid Lair was always a favorite of mine.

Nice to see the baby from P.T. getting some work. Not sure I would've cast him as a seal but what do I know?

I can't look at that trapeze artist without seeing Margaret Thatcher.

The second clown is clearly a failed attempt to reboot the Joker that never made it anywhere.

Today I learned that if I were a toy set, I would be Cages of Rage.

Well you say we don't need clown goose stepping, I thought clowns invented goose stepping?

16:36 They still make and sell these things. I've seen them for YEARS in pharmacy toy aisles and in dollar store toy aisles. I don't think that they ever STOPPED producing them. They just keep making them, and putting them in different packaging every other run and just ship them out in bulk to the dollar stores and places like that. None of these sets ever have the same name.

Not going to lie, that “trapeze artist” was giving me Tusken Raider vibes

When I saw the 'seal', for some reason my first thought was the weird foetus thing from Eraserhead.

I had some of the pocket shockers cages when I was a lad. As you went through the ones to collect I recognised about 8 of them. I think the skull was my favourite. In the pre-smarphone days, this is what passed as entertainment

The Tiny Teeny crappy dolls look like something you would get at a generic 5 and 10 store in the early 80's.

The second clown reminded me of those ghoul things from Fallout games

He misread "Tiny Teeny" as "Teeny Tiny" twice. And there are 4 outros in the end. Just wanted to point that out.

"Mad scientist without any trousers" is many peoples' ideal job description.

19:25 just what we want some of ashens gob on the toy for the rest of the vid, man you even had the opportunity to wipe it. Amazingly after all the crap he’s eaten this is the thing that makes me feel the most sick

bro the best micro playsets were the digimon ones that doubled as figures and you could add on parts to digivolve them

"How big do you need your demon to be?" idk, i would prefer something bigger than a cat...

I was actually binge watching older Ashens videos when I saw the notification for this. Sweet. 😊 Thanks the gods!

Loving the avalanche of Ashens videos lately 👍🏻

"Creepy amorphous blob" - how'd you know my secret special sexy-time name?

In my opinion there will never be too many ASHENS videos!! They always make me laugh so hard! Happy Holidays Stuart!!

I love any Polly Pocket style toys, I still have so many of mine. Basically, any old or weird toys were always neat to me. I recently found out that most of my toys *were* old weird vintage toys to begin with. I grew up with toys from 10 & 20ish years before I was born, so now I know why I have such a love of 70s & 80s toys as well!

SOMEBODY had a lot of nerve calling those "playsets", let alone "toys". Tat plastic that you can't even chuck into the recycle bin when they get broken.

Ah yes, every one year old’s favorite meals...

I forgot your channel existed- I used to watch your food reviews when I was a bit younger and now my whole birthday has been made amazing just cuz I found your channel again

I was watching an old Ashens video and a new one pops up! How convenient!

Isn't it rich, aren't we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, you in mid-air.

Was the Outro Rolling like.. 5 times intentional?

Suffering with bad depression I needed this upload . Thanks

Not gunna lie, I probably would have really liked those tiny teeny things as a kid. I think my 6yr old daughter would really like them too. Polly pockets were awesome :p

Interesting Christmas you're planning. Can't wait for Halloween when you get the tree out

meanwhile in 1980's Japan they have Diaclone, tiny figures with magnets on their feet piloting mechs, has a base and stuff.

Ashen talks about metaphysical horror circus and all I can think of is "Oh, did The Magnus Archive have a playset?"

So yeah ive come to the conclusion that Ashens is my favorite youtuber I love his mix of content and his personality is astounding I can always watch and rewatch any of his videos.

I had a sleeping beauty castle one.. it also had a string on it so you could wear it like a necklace.. not sure why you'd want a tennis ball sized castle as a necklace but it was an option hahaha

Limited data on mobile? 4G on 5G times? Are you still going after witches with pitchforks?

My brother and I had Star Trek playsets (a Tricorder and a phaser) that opened up into dioramas, back in the 90s. Fun times.

Well those Pocket Shockers certainly brought back memories. I distinctly remember owning the severed foot as well as one of the larger cage sets. I think it was a spider that ran around inside with a skull when you moved the magnet.

How many outros?!

Everytime Ashens rips open a collector item, the child in me cheers, the collector in me is brought to tears! 😆

12:22 I had one of those!! I loved it. No idea what happened to it over the years. Damn, I actually wish I still had it. Also, that little hook on the base lifts up, and you pop the little black shackle on the figures into it to clip it onto the base.

lmao great video, the clown play thing was oddly cute.

A Killer Klowns from Outer Space playset? 🤣

That "goose stepping clown" got me good. 😂

I remember a toy like the Tiny Teeny toy, they were stackable with animals I think, possibly early 2000s?

Love how he'll say something, and then say it again in italics.

Oh, ashens is 100% haunted now. All of this is the most cursed

Why did the outro loop like 3½ times??

My fave was the bubbly Ashens spittle in between the two octagons! Delicious. 😋

I remember loving Ashens’s videos when i (must have been) 13. I’m now 20 and I still love his videos.

19:25 So bad, he had to spit on it!

Mmmm... A mobile phone provider accepting payment in cryptocurrency and no credit checks sounds like an excellent provider for people up to no good >->

I had that clown thing and the teeny tiny dolls, stuff my gran bought me, major flashbacks of horror!

I love how modern that phone you had was!

Loverly playsets but is there a reason you played the end credits multiple times?

I thought that a red balloon would float out of the clown playset ..

Ooh Modular, bet Eli would love to get his grubby mits on that play set 🤣🤣🤣

I do! I was all about those Star Wars Micro machines ones that were heads of aliens!

How many credits you need?

1:33 it's a sad state of affairs when we, as a nation, don't recognise our own prime minister when he's right before our eyes.

Omg I used to have that same clown/circus playset before! Amazing!