Intro needs to be updated. Stuart hasn’t had a hairline that low in decades

I personally liked the Fred dvd one

I wouldn’t say “intriguing” but rather an “uncertain demonstration”.

Anyone remember Cassandra from the first couple seasons of new Doctor Who? Looks like all the bits of her face that were left behind

Not actually watched him in months and the thumbnail intrigued me enough to click so it worked 😁

"And now... the larch... the larch." If it's not a play on the Monty Python satirization of tedious slide presentations I'd be surprised.

Can confirm, I teach primary and when I do a spelling test I read the word out twice with the exact length of pause.

As a non native English speaker, I felt this. I still have the recordings my teachers used to play in class in my mind and bits of them still resurface in my mind from time to time.

Ha. It reminded me of bus/coach drivers in London when, in absence of an automatic announcement system, they pronounce the station name twice, albeit with a different tone: Marble Arch? Marble Arch.

that would be an expensive episode... and Ashens is all about sticking to Pound-land budgets .. Have you ever seen any of his movies?

@@daniellevy4104 Can he not specify his price limit in his searches on wish?

@@Revival0Revina its a Barb at Ashens for being cheap.. but hes my favorite Cheap ass on youtube ..

@@daniellevy4104 except it wouldn’t be any more expensive than any of the other “Lucky Nine” episodes

@@JasonZakrajsek it might be , go ahead and name some of the stuff he really likes and we shall see

Either that, or a cape chain.

Plausible, but sounds pretty shitty.

You're correct! They're for shirt collars (although you can leave the chain visible for fashion reasons) and also used for holding cardigans shut.

I have those very eyeball pins, bought on purpose, and they're doing a great job holding my cardigan together.

@@etaoinshrdlu927 But the chain is so weak. Wouldn't that snap when someone looks at it too intensely?

Are you sure it "went in our favor"?

@@dabeste6163 Of course! We would have missed out on blue pebbles!

well he would just keep flipping til it said yes on camera or maybe not if it took to long

Love that coin honestly, a little more direct than flipping a quarter

Proof it actually works!

That makes a lot of sense. I was trying to figure out why it was made like that. My first thought was maybe someone was trying to design a facemask accessory that helps glasses not fog up but that thing looks like it'd actually be worse than a normal cloth mask at fogging up glasses. Your hypothesis makes way more sense. I forgot about china using that facial recognition/public shaming/social-credit score thing. Good observation James!

Modern CCTV technology can already recognize people even if they have masks.

@@goldbullet50 No problem, I'll just wear a different mask each day.

"Social credit" is basically a myth. What you think it is simply does not exist.

@@TheAmorphousGamer I've seen lots of convincing evidence to the contrary. I'm happy to hear you out and be proven wrong, but you'll need to provide more than just an assertion.

I'm not sure about that

@@barryhomeowner9293 I am

@@liquidtvafternoons5315 i'm ambivalent

The word "random" would impress me.

@@goldensloth7 I'm certain that I'm indecisive.

I think it's supposed to be more of a splash guard than a face mask but it still looks too small to be that.

it might be to "distort" facial recognition cameras. Looking at the parts of the face it covers could hinder the ability to recognise someone's facial geometry.

@@mclamby China social credit moment

probably just a cover OVER your cloth mask if walk or bike in the rain. with a soaky mask breathing get's VERY hard. (No i won't debate if wearing a maskig outdoors is reasonable or not, sometimes it's just quicker not to take it off)

@@mclamby I think that's definitly what it is.

Oh, very good!

Omg i remember that, but I can't remember which video it was

@@RIPMMC It's from the "Bag of Crap" video.

Wow really? :D

Profile pic checks out

I also love eyeball imagery.

YOU DON'T SAY

We can tell

Not gonna lie, I want that eyeball chain. Spooky librarian is exactly my vibe.

It's supposed to go on your collar, I used to wear that exact one on my school uniform 🤣

@@medcat_ you go to Hogwarts or something?

@@goblinlibrary280 that’s a perfectly fitting username then.

I'm a librarian and I've never heard of a cardigan closer. Still, I'd wear those eyeballs

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I was hoping someone would say that. 😎

By the way those hooks are available on Amazon and yes they're really good if you need a decent magnetic hook go for an Amazon for something that looks almost identical although I think there's more of them in and even though smaller packs than that package that was featured. Also of note I'm pretty sure it's a standard screw thread so people that be interested in making things on their own makers or anybody that would want to have magnets that could screw onto something else probably would be a good choice I could not believe the strength of the magnets on Amazon ones. It's worth it even to use the magnets for something else if that's what you're looking to do. For their size they're very strong. And as he mentioned yeah they stick to themselves quite well unfortunately in some cases. But I've got my extras just texted the fridge in the original packaging still I found that was the easiest ways to keep my handy just popping up there the original Ziploc bag! Also great for those calendars you get like at a drugstore and other things too. Not to mention notes and stuff out of fridge I've got two with a pen Lena cross-stitch for notes and that works well almost enough attraction to do even the clipboard with some paper even. But definitely useful for more than one purpose! Probably was more useful thing is featured in these videos of this type so far from what I've seen

You can get hooked very easily.

You might have legit solved the mystery with that joke. All the tags/metadata was probably machine translated in the most half assed way possible and that's why something about magnets turned into "temptation."

This sounds like the most high school thing ever.

Thats basically the premise of the whole channel tbh

You're a sadist

As an actual sadist it was quite amusing to see that he didn't understand the magnetic weight bearing nipple clamps.

@@sariahsaurus no words fill me with more dread than 'magnetic weight bearing nipple clamps'. I'm a kinky person but jeez

Tin(y) Ducks

I'm going to say TEMP as in Temporary. and TINY for Tin. Search-engines doing a basic word search.

Nipple goes in between magnets. Weight goes on hook? I've seen something similar but I don't think these would work as well

tempt could also mean pull, and magnets pull idk

Yes!

No, there is too much new tat produced every day for him to keep up.

@Giuseppe P Patron Saint Of Tat

Like Wowbagger but for inanimate objects

@@boo_ if he was immortal, he'd outlast humanity and have an eternity to float in the endless void reviewing tat until the heat death of the universe

That's a fate worse than death. Seeing all the tat that is, not being immortal.

It's a wet shoebox labeled "TEETH" next to the couch.

I bet he's thrown a lot of stuff in the garbage.

A box? I'm pretty sure they've got their own drawer.

And he should review them

He likes to dump them out and roll around in them, I heard. Odd fetish.

Never thought I see the day, yeah its a bit rare.

He does this when he's selling something. As soon as the action figures and DVDs aren't available he'll go back to three videos a year.

they did indeed! I really wish I had a menthol lozenge right now. Which, unfortunately, I don't :(

Ian Foot would agree.

I was thinking the same...

They really did look like those blue cough drops.

@@Max-uv3eg HA! Wish. 😂

I don't believe in ducks. But my therapist reckons I'm probably mallardjusted.

@@peterclarke7240 fuck. that is so bad it's actually kind of good?

@@peterclarke7240 I'm in awe!

Ducks don't exist

@@Psychol-Snooper thanks, but I'm beginning to suspect I shouldn't trust my therapist's judgement on this. She's a bit of a quack, if I'm honest.

With a gun that doesn't fit into hands and some weird dogratdile made of awful yellow plastic.

@@user-py4ek3vg3u Don't forget the LED light in the chest! Very important feature

Has Stuart ever uploaded videos regularly? I've been following him for years and I don't remember that ever happening.

It sounds as if you're talking about two different persons

I also bought one... It'll go well with my boxes set of Ashens and the Polybius Heist...

I like it.

Do people say "get to the choppa" to you a lot?

@@fandangobrandango7864 oddly enough, not really. But the AC company we've had to work with a lot this year has a very nice receptionist who always says that when we call her or when she calls us.

@@EchoRe haha fantastic stuff. Cool surname!

But making questionable purchasing decisions and showing them off is like his whole thing.

definitely think there's ties to his phd in psychology there

or tempt as in hooked

To understand that Translate magnet to Chinese then Translate that to English

​@@r3zaful磁铁?

"The Twins have awoken!"

He does donate some of his reviewed tat to charity shops, the hooks would probably sell as-is but not sure about the ducks. Can't give them to kids because they could swallow them.

Oh, they glow in the dark? That's really neat.

Like a cape?

@@samos4924 not normally, but I have seen them used that way occasionally.

The eyeball chain, same time little big crawling around the sofa, did you spot it?

very cholo

Ironically enough, made in mainland china i presume..

@@AlfaGiuliaQV i dont see how that's ironic?

@@DimT670 China is best known for it's distopian use of facial recognition software. Wearing such a device could throw off their facial recognition sofware. It's ironic because it was made in China, by a company that is surely controlled by the Chinese government, to thwart the Chinese government.

The Great Hong Kong Rights Trying, who could forget

@@DimT670 because mainland china is the one who took away Hong Kong's rights

At 10:13 , it almost reaches the tip of his right index finger.

I was looking for this comment. Definitely a bug of some sort. At one point you can see it nearly on his right index finger.

He was only 5mm away from becoming spiderman

there's more than just one of those crawling along the sofa. I hope that sofa is far far away from his home, else... yuck

Why did the burning stop?

@@vickyotters9207 Maybe because the couch is also flammable? Or plastic fumes make you dizzy?

@@KougajiCalling but he used to do some of them outside, like with the my little pony ones.

@Vicky Otters yup, it truly is the end of a golden area. Sigh

@@vickyotters9207 No, the MLP ones were given to a friend to destroy. Because, he knew more fun ways to get rid of them. All of Ashens destruction happened on the couch.

I bet that would be a really convenient item for mute people to carry in their pocket. The mute people I know already have other things to help them communicate though.

I'm thinking those pebbles were probably glow in the dark.

or you can throw them at your enemies

That's how I died.

Well, if someone tries to swallow a fake pebble and chokes, they would still have choked if it was hard candy instead.

@@CarrotConsumer Hope you got better :(

A whole bunch of unlicensed merch. That's what happens.

I think thats why he made them a two pack. Because depending on the person and if they're only a fan of Dan or Stuart only then they'd just buy one over the other

I have some with bigger magnets on the side of my toolbox. Came with some magnetic part dishes I bought. Handy for hacksaws etc.

where? .-.

@@KonaSquid it shows up at 9:12

@@KefazX I don't see it.

@@KonaSquid - 1/4 screen from the bottom, slightly right of center

@@steve1978ger oh, yeah. it's so tiny. it looked liked some fuzz.

And, incidentally, the most hilarious stuff

Make sure to get the eyeballs for them too.

Protected from what?

BlitzNeyo Yes.

@@blitzneyo7780 the general public , death , the traffic lights being red when your in a rush , anything crap really 😅 hes a beautiful soul

@@blitzneyo7780 Ze Germans?

It's OK, he's already Grade II listed. He can't undergo any major upgrades without approval from the National Trust.

I don't even think it's that advanced. I think the sellers just misspelled temp as tempt and tiny as tin.

And the teeth are used by dentists to demonstrate dental hygiene.

Amazon is just a expensive and more boring wish

@@notsoaverageslovenian oh wait i was first? Neat. I don't care c:

Judging by your pfp, somehow I'm not surprised