Alien Confused After Being Taken To Our Leader President Biden

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Alien Confused After Being Taken To Our Leader President Biden

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Жыл бұрын

The aliens of planet Argonian V sent an emissary to contact earth, and he immediately said, "Take me to your leader." But even his advanced intelligence couldn't figure out what Biden was saying. Sad. Not good!
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@armellebiampamba4257 Жыл бұрын

Whoever voices the alien deserves a raise

@MatthewVanston Жыл бұрын

Same guy who also played Satan, a private detective, a Rick Grimes parody, a rich British man, a Texan and so on. Can't remember his name though.

@gyorgischwartz Жыл бұрын

YES HE DOES. USE HIM MORE HE IS AMAZING

@frankjones5188 Жыл бұрын

YAAAAAAASSSSS

@KlyosXA Жыл бұрын

"What a fascinating etymological discovery-eeeeeeh."

@Blurb777 Жыл бұрын

Jarret LeMaster

@MrHeuvaladao Жыл бұрын

As an alien, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

@Shadowdoc26 Жыл бұрын

Please conquer our planet. Even you could run it better than this pathetic excuse for a government.

@MrHeuvaladao Жыл бұрын

@@Shadowdoc26 I gotcha, fam. Working on it! 😘

@thurin84 Жыл бұрын

can you guys maybe blow up the whitehouse. and congress. and the senate.

@andrabook8758 Жыл бұрын

now is not a good time....earth is going through a ''dementia-ridden-Presidents" chapter. Enjoy the space alien dentist! 😁

@MrHeuvaladao Жыл бұрын

@@andrabook8758 Nah... even better. Anyway, do you humans enjoy experimental anal probing procedures?

@Uriel-Septim. 6 ай бұрын

"If you do not know what you`re doing, neither does your enemy" -- Joe Tzu.

@AMANP2021 5 ай бұрын

😅😅😅

@philippey4918 4 ай бұрын

My actual way of playing competitive games and it works

@chrislivesinreality8245 4 ай бұрын

are you saying that is ussa's strategy to be as stupid and terroristic as possible to confuse the REAL leaders of the free world?

@witnessprotection4233 3 ай бұрын

how'd you manage to get an enemy if you don't know what you're doing?

@Uriel-Septim. 3 ай бұрын

@@witnessprotection4233 That is actually easy, a lot of people hate stupid people, and envy smart people.

@nervepain7972 3 ай бұрын

I am convinced aliens are flying past earth with their windows up and doors locked.

@user-ep9vv8jn7b 2 ай бұрын

GOOD ONE !!

@SecretJapsumAccount Ай бұрын

Yeah, so they don't get sucked outside of into the vacuum of space.

@LRRPFco52 Ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅

@rsrt6910 Ай бұрын

And intentionally making sure NOT to make eye contact.

@olawuyiolaitan2074 Ай бұрын

And noses, ears and mouths covered I guess. Smh

@Kryten428 Жыл бұрын

At this point in time it is no longer an alien abduction. It's a rescue mission.

@aryusure1943 Жыл бұрын

@Kryten428 Good one! :)

@jefferydraper4019 Жыл бұрын

I wonder if they need humans for their zoo...I mean, being fed, encouraged to mate and make little humans. At this point Im seriously thinking thats a pretty good deal.

@rachdarastrix5251 Жыл бұрын

@@jefferydraper4019 Negatory. Zoos are for animals. Humans will probably not reach the evolutionary status that renders them worthy to be considered animals for another 2 billion years.

@andrewkuhlmann7395 Жыл бұрын

That would be an awesome comedy movie!

@danielrivera1833 Жыл бұрын

But you would be confident to a box and only the dominant males will reproduce and being your age I think you would be out manned by some young stud. With human nature you would most likely need to hold your own or tribe up because you would be ripped to shreds. Basically just look at the prison system and add women inside. That would be your reality.

@SnackPack913 Жыл бұрын

It’s amazing how you never have to dub in a “Biden impression” as he gives you all the material you need and then some

@anthonydelrosario1718 Жыл бұрын

Biden is the gift that keeps on giving .

@TheKrillWillRule Жыл бұрын

Shamus with freedomtoons does the same thing.

@user-zg6bi5xg8m Жыл бұрын

Biden is the best comedian, and the joke is himself

@avashurov Жыл бұрын

Imagine how much material would you get if his speaches were as lengthy as Putin's

@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 Жыл бұрын

I wonder if they’ll ever use a voice AI tho

@kurtmontgomery9719 11 ай бұрын

When he said he got hired because he was trans, that really got me.😂😂😂😂

@jdaniels1313 Ай бұрын

The "trans" Biden rep should have at least had makeup and a bow in his hair, like Kartmann from South Park in the episode where Kartmann decided to identify as a girl. Missed opportunity... Great parody in every other way!!

@justsayingforafriend7010 Ай бұрын

But true!!

@regalcartoon5932 4 ай бұрын

“Take me to your leader or face certain annihilation.” “Bro…just destroy us. Trust me, you won’t regret it.”

@GogglesOstrich 13 сағат бұрын

John 3:16 ESV "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. ❤✝️

@Cyphlix Жыл бұрын

This needs its own series, alien guy was single-handedly carrying this entire skit lol

@Anonymous-ld2hi Жыл бұрын

I think the Biden 🤡 lines were better😂

@thomass4644 Жыл бұрын

The green guy was pretty good, too.

@saltyfloridaman7163 Жыл бұрын

@@thomass4644 underrated comment

@jamesedillor6053 Жыл бұрын

It’s called watching #reaidentalien on #syfy

@deadalready7467 Жыл бұрын

What?!?? Biden worked darn hard on his/her/it’s lines for this U know how long it took us to get him out of the “repeat the line” loop?? We had to offer seconds of mint chip ice cream. That was not in the budget.

@barryon8706 Жыл бұрын

And the alien had to keep trying to find intelligent life.

@chrismckell5353 Жыл бұрын

This reminds me of the last line of The Galaxy Song ( Monty Pythons, The Meaning of Life). ..And hope there is intelligent life somewhere out in space Because there's bugger all Down here on Earth.

@Fahrenheit4051 Жыл бұрын

What do you call a smart person in a government building? A contractor.

@lishayost144 Жыл бұрын

You have to at least leave Washington DC for that...

@hrw1936 Жыл бұрын

@@lishayost144 Maybe aliens could find intelligent life at a farm or in another country.

@j_forfreedom45 Жыл бұрын

@@Fahrenheit4051 🤣🤣🤣

@AndySaenz924 8 ай бұрын

“Dog-face lying pony soldier” always cracks me up! 😂

@weejim48 5 ай бұрын

I’ve been feeling crap now for a couple of months but this put a smile on my old face. Brilliant 👍👍👍🤣🤣

@sigmacademy Жыл бұрын

"It took multiple missiles to take them down. Just saying." Babylon Bee, always delivering top tier comedy. XD

@ruffymon Жыл бұрын

Comedy ? Hell its a documentary

@charlesvan13 Жыл бұрын

Multiple $400,000 sidewinders from an F-22, that costs $80,000 /hour to operate, to pop a balloon.

@mfb4552 Жыл бұрын

@@charlesvan13 Damn! Are they really 400k?

@charlesvan13 Жыл бұрын

@@mfb4552 I read that somewhere. All the advanced weapons are expensive. The Javelin anti-tank missile is is over 75k per missile. The computer/launcher is reusable, but is probably also spendy.

@AlphaMike-vh3wx Жыл бұрын

@@charlesvan13 it's just a flex tbh

@horaciosi Жыл бұрын

* aliens kidnap Biden * Everyone in the US: Please, keep him! KEEP HIM!

@marvinfok65 Жыл бұрын

Whoever convinced the aliens to kidnap Biden will win the next presidential election!

@fanaticbogey Жыл бұрын

Probe him!!! Please.

@langdonledwig3734 Жыл бұрын

Also take Cakala and all the Democrats and RINOS

@LeeG7953 Жыл бұрын

Nope, we’re giving him to China!

@cookielapaz8927 Жыл бұрын

Can you ask the aliens to take Kamala with Joe 👽one way ticket for both

@jilljennings6169 Жыл бұрын

I could watch your General Florg videos every day!!!! More!!!

@MaxBelcher-wv2vy Ай бұрын

You forgot to leave caps lock on. Either that or you're overdoing it with 7 of the "!".

@brianvannorman1465 11 ай бұрын

Tell the aliens that he's the wisest of us. Tell them that he is the Earth's gift to them, and it would be the height of insults to give him back.

@joesands8860 Жыл бұрын

The aliens aren't the only ones completely confused whenever Biden opens his mouth.

@lorieevans2009 Жыл бұрын

😂 that's true

@hlaminto2008 Жыл бұрын

Joe always amazes us. 🤭

@bryancrosby6709 Жыл бұрын

If the ^∆^liens are ©️©C⭕nfused about Jo🏳️‍🌈Biden 0pens his mouth; then imagine how ©️©C0nfused the ^∆^liens will get when They See Jo🏳️‍🌈Biden🌪️Sucking🍆Cock🌽##️⃣

@woody9849 Жыл бұрын

No they aren't. Cho himself is probably the most confused.

@godzillaleung888 Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@kjjosker Жыл бұрын

I think the alien is my favorite character of theirs. He definitely needs his own TV show.

@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks Жыл бұрын

The Alien is good. The Devil is good. But the Californians moving to Texas were the best, IMO.

@popanollie1 Жыл бұрын

@@Mohawks_and_Tomahawks need to see the devil and alien meet the californians

@guysumpthin2974 Жыл бұрын

Lmfao!! Space dentist appointment!!!

@elemar5 Жыл бұрын

Did you just misgender that alien?

@aryusure1943 Жыл бұрын

@Jay J. I agree!

@DavidMay-cc1xo Ай бұрын

I thought he was going to take the alien to see Kamala Harris and just show clips of her laughing for no reason.

@96nissan Ай бұрын

I LOVE this alien and him being sassy as he states his color is brilliant! 💚

@ignis2982 Жыл бұрын

As a Filipino, it's a great honor to be called an alien. After all, who would want to be called a citizen of Earth.

@silencedcreator Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

@hans1783 Жыл бұрын

aight this is a good one.. 😂

@k1ng757 Жыл бұрын

proud to be alien here

@Connor.SG-1Ring Жыл бұрын

Agreed my fellow Filipalien.

@LockheedBlackbird Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@visicircle Жыл бұрын

"What a fascinating etymological discovereyyyyyyy." I died.

@YThatesTRUTH Жыл бұрын

Lol me too

@cyohe8643 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@thomass4644 Жыл бұрын

Very Galaxy Quest.

@paulboh1417 Жыл бұрын

A new word lol

@yamatotakeru9078 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@roflchiefmcjoflchief1791 11 ай бұрын

"He won fair and square!!! ... Well, he won..."

@user-ep9vv8jn7b 2 ай бұрын

THIEF-N-CHIEF !!

@samjohnson2801 Ай бұрын

Alien won this debate

@YowzaBowzaWowza 7 ай бұрын

This needs to be Fact Checked ASAP.

@sabrewolf479 Жыл бұрын

Biden is not a prank. He's a joke. And the entire universe is laughing.

@probuilder961 Жыл бұрын

The endless joke without a punchline!

@johnk6346 Жыл бұрын

@@probuilder961 No he is smart he just never learned how to talk 😂

@standunitedorfall1863 Жыл бұрын

It isn't funny. Our nation is being destroyed, and no one will stop it.

@sabrewolf479 Жыл бұрын

@@standunitedorfall1863 Our nation has at least 5 terminal cancers. Biden is a pus pocket growing out of just one of the tumors.

@ritab-c492 Жыл бұрын

And suffering!

@eventhisidistaken Жыл бұрын

"Two words: made in America" - can never stop laughing at that

@Zebred2001 Жыл бұрын

The next day Brandon issued a clarification. He meant to say it was two syllables!

@B.Weedster Жыл бұрын

Yeah I have to watch his videos everytime I need a great laugh. Let us never forget Brandon when we are down in the dumps,oh I mean down in the United States.

@shmerelize Жыл бұрын

Maiden America. Like "Lady Liberty". JK

@suzie_lovescats Жыл бұрын

@@IogThat’s because he wasn’t, he stole the election from Trump via fraud 💯

@Dulc3B00kbyBrant0n Жыл бұрын

@@Iog .... he wasnt

@Jay.Kellett 6 ай бұрын

"Beam me up Scotti. There is no intelligent life down here."

@avacornthelastponybender8583 3 ай бұрын

The sassy way that alien waved his finger when he said he ain't black killed me😂

@herrdoktorprofessoreldritc3416 Жыл бұрын

Kudos to the Babylon Bee for recognizing that the Philippine flag is also the flag of a galactic empire. 😆 Cheers from the Philippines!

@macguba798 Жыл бұрын

Yes! This makes me so proud being a Filipino alien. Cheers, BB! 🥃

@Hero_Of_Time94 Жыл бұрын

Yo I heard about how the galactic philippine federation was developing a new space tesla, can I get an ETA on when that is?

@kushagrashrivastava4880 Жыл бұрын

Did you guys colonize outer space?

@allancandaza Жыл бұрын

Soon hahaha you will know hahaha

@user-wm6bi9mz9w Ай бұрын

the alien is palestenian actually. the story too. i can't believe nobody noticed that

@regularstan6212 Жыл бұрын

If aliens truly visited Washington DC they would find no intelligent life

@mr.showers3265 Жыл бұрын

They have done both.

@rustyshackleford6035 Жыл бұрын

Unless they talk to Bernie Sanders 🙎🏻

@jesusismyking4070 Жыл бұрын

The ‘aliens’ are behind it all. Fallen angels and demons are what they really are.

@kriszellers9718 Жыл бұрын

@Rusty Shackleford you need to talk to Mickie Willis

@stevefreeman9265 Жыл бұрын

Very true

@EdwardScott-qq8rt 3 ай бұрын

Yeah we're doomed

@regrub.nitram Ай бұрын

He's just an old man that ended up in a very wrong place in a very wrong time.

@Octovisuals 12 күн бұрын

Not just a man he's a lifelong parasite who is accomplice of destroying the livs of thousands if not millions...

@mosespray4510 Жыл бұрын

"Are you sure this isn't a prank?" "We get that a lot."

@aruglaempire2518 Жыл бұрын

I bet the Alien will speak better English than the "big guy".

@WillCamx Жыл бұрын

He'd definitely be more coherent. And yes. I did assume the alien's gender.

@guysumpthin2974 Жыл бұрын

Alien : “this must be the decoy” , “we must keep looking”

@reginahuber Жыл бұрын

You were right.

@jasonbernard5468 Жыл бұрын

@@WillCamx All aliens are male since they're demons, which are originally angelic spirits, which are all asexual but male gender, like Adam before Eve. Well, as far as I know they're male gender. I mean, I think so. Maybe I should be more careful about speaking on matters im unsure of. Anyways, they are demons though.

@joanmjames2495 Жыл бұрын

Sounds kinda like Orson Welles.

@jessiehughes9432 6 ай бұрын

I love the Aliens sarcasm! 😂

@xmo552 Жыл бұрын

General Florg needs to be a whole show.

@paris2993 Жыл бұрын

That " What a fasicnating etymological discovery'' part is so well written and acted upon😂😂

@American_Gunslinger Жыл бұрын

"Discoveryyyyyy"*

@eurokid83 Жыл бұрын

Sad part is, this is exactly what would happen if we were visited by aliens.

@petrruzicka9815 Жыл бұрын

God = aliens Angels = Alens Nibiru Anunnaki = Gods

@benthk3dprt136 Жыл бұрын

why would they visit america ?

@greendrummers Жыл бұрын

the saddest is they would be shot down before they could come and speak with anyone!!! So l won't lose sleep over waiting with excitement for aliens to land to save us from our leaders ;-)

@ghosthunter7258 Жыл бұрын

@@benthk3dprt136 amazing question

@KSPIRITS8 Жыл бұрын

State of the world today isn't the result of alien contact and compliant humans?

@Av1v55 Ай бұрын

Whos here after the debate😅

@erica.5620 Жыл бұрын

He's a man in a position. Not a leader. He's not someone I can look up to and praise, or want to imitate in some way, he is not a leader. He's not a person I would wish to follow by choice, but much rather am forced to by standards and laws. There's no wits about him, brawn on his shoulders, achievements in his wake, just indifference on his face. Elections need standards. Because this is NOT it.

@DavidVasquezG Ай бұрын

Neither is Trump... The USA is lost

@MaxBelcher-wv2vy Ай бұрын

@@DavidVasquezG A black cat is a better president that ol' Joe, who only thinks about getting into his bed one day and decomposing.

@TheAnonymousKnightOfJustice 12 күн бұрын

@@DavidVasquezG rather have ambitious people running than that child like man, how does he plan his agendas independently and not be puppeted by subordinates?

@user-ce7bj4rk8r Жыл бұрын

The person as the alien is crushing it. This needs to be a reoccurring character.

@thejarretlemaster Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@usonly101 Жыл бұрын

Recurring

@TheJarric Жыл бұрын

hes been on once before skit

@B.Weedster Жыл бұрын

Yes he should have this channel like this. It would be huge.hmmmmm

@stevenvater8720 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@therealtrissmerigold Жыл бұрын

PLEASE do more videos with General Florg, such a great character, the person playing him killed it!

@ryanferguson9249 Жыл бұрын

Pucker up

@larrywilliams9068 10 ай бұрын

Can't he has already killed the planet I wish it were true

@Mustapha1963 11 ай бұрын

You don't have to be an alien to wonder how Biden managed to be elected.

@unsealedhades76 3 ай бұрын

R-i-g--g_e_d election

@SecretJapsumAccount Ай бұрын

@@unsealedhades76This post was fact-checked false by real, American patriots.

@unsealedhades76 Ай бұрын

@@SecretJapsumAccount did those "fact checkers" stay up all night during the election counting votes and putting the numbers they show on TV on a piece of paper and then count those votes every time new numbers show up???? Well I did I stayed up all night 4 years ago and Trump lost millions of votes while burden gained all the votes Trump lost the news gets paid to lie to you i saw numbers being changed at 4AM and that is how biden "won" so those fact checkers are lying which ain't a surprise but you won't believe me but you will believe the media who's being paid to lie to you and that is why America is doomed because of people like you not being smart enough to know what's going on

@unsealedhades76 Ай бұрын

@@SecretJapsumAccount did those "fact checkers" stay up all night 4 years ago counting votes and saw numbers being changed at 4AM? No? I did America is doomed because of people like you

@96nissan 5 ай бұрын

I've watched this many times and can't get enough of this ALIEN

@devilslayerthesaintofkille1317 Жыл бұрын

You don't need to be an alien to see how fucked up our situation is.

@Rob-vv5yn 7 ай бұрын

Could be worse he could get reflected???.!!!,

@Cashimat 6 ай бұрын

Technically speaking, most aliens are perfectly happy with his presidency. Biden really is the best president for non Americans. America last is his pride.

@Aerojet01 6 ай бұрын

I find it fascinating that America is a super power and this is the best they can come up with? A senile 80 year old man!

@MJAce85 5 ай бұрын

Well if you're an illegal alien, you probably absolutely LOVE this situation.

@yasininn76 4 ай бұрын

How are aliens illegals if laws only apply to human beings?

@pauldavis5665 Жыл бұрын

Imagine being visited by an advanced civilization from another planet and we are forced to present Biden as our leader. Can't really think of anything more embarrassing.

@whitneyneely2880 Жыл бұрын

We could never do that because the aliens would destroy earth ASAP 🌎🌍🌏⚡⚡⚡

@kartikkailas9123 Жыл бұрын

Why would they visit America only? We have strong leaders in many other parts of the world.

@rachdarastrix5251 Жыл бұрын

Alien: "This, is a holographic life size 3D portrait of our leader." *Shows a very handsome muscular menacingly smiling alien* "He became our king when he single handedly defeated 20000 enemy warriors after the rest of his platoon ran away from the battlefield. How did you become leader?" Joe Biden: "I cheated an election." Alien: "Were you cunning, sneaky, maniacal?" Joe Biden: "No, I did it in front of everyone, they accepted it, and I told them the ones whom saw with their own eyes what happened and see the true reality for what it is are just crazy mega maga conspiracy theorists, and they believed me out of obedience." Alien: "My gods!" ... *Flies away and blows the Earth up as he leaves*

@jasonmatthews7829 Жыл бұрын

It will be better soon. Lightfoot/Abrams 2024!

@alventuradelacruz522 Жыл бұрын

Good the world doesn't revolve over the US, we better show them another president or leader....

@rexwallace9477 7 ай бұрын

In times like these under Joe Biden I tell you we soooooo need a break and a hearty laugh!I howled at “You’re reading from a teleprompter”!

@marcplucinski8846 11 ай бұрын

I wish I had more thumbs to raise! Brilliant work guys and gals😊😊😊😊😊

@Mrshallows12 Жыл бұрын

"I got my job because I was the best qualified, but I guess everyone has their own customs" XD

@maxwellcrazycat9204 Жыл бұрын

Sounds racist and hateful. General Florg must be an aquamarine supremist.

@yuzon0224 Жыл бұрын

Smooth lines but western countries getting dum.ber hiring based on diversity instead of qualifications

@Wendeta-hq2cp 7 ай бұрын

I loved the "Elected fair and square" thing! 🤣

@hallkbrdz Жыл бұрын

The big question - does the green alien have a green card, or is he illegal?

@yodaslovetoy Жыл бұрын

Is there a difference anymore?

@dakibmw Жыл бұрын

He's a legal alien

@lishayost144 Жыл бұрын

nO hUmAn is iLLeG...!!! Oh wait...

@rjkessler Жыл бұрын

Now it's just "migrant."

@OmegaZyion Жыл бұрын

Doesn't matter since Biden would let him vote in our elections so long as he votes Democrat.

@mannyechaluce3814 9 ай бұрын

As a person from the Philipenis, I am deeply offended, and cracking up at the same time

@v.kaz10 4 ай бұрын

Philippines

@user-nj9ru4ef2w 3 ай бұрын

@@v.kaz10 phil's penis

@martingrof1685 2 ай бұрын

Offended by what?

@jhung2479 Ай бұрын

Philipipenis

@laurayunque4296 Жыл бұрын

This is awesome! The ending is priceless - it made me laugh out loud. Thank you!

@richarddaigle8777 Жыл бұрын

I lost it when he said "No I aint! Im green,...well aquamarine,...what are you talking about?" Genius.

@kristinazubic9669 Жыл бұрын

The hand though 😂

@sayitaintso5 Жыл бұрын

Ikr?! 😂🤣

@thebutcher5032 Жыл бұрын

Joe told the alien "I stopped the wall so you could get here and vote for me"

@ericpl7227 Жыл бұрын

Joe said he got 80 Brazilian votes!

@alanclarkeau Жыл бұрын

Yep, the wall which started in 1909 or 1918- stopped by Biden, but started again by Biden.

@user-yh8ce7tg8l 25 күн бұрын

When the first visitor from an advanced alien civilization does show up, Ashton would be a good first choice.

@jongarcia982 4 ай бұрын

ok, this was SURPRISINGLY FAR BETTER than I was expecting.

@aspalovin Жыл бұрын

Thank you BB. This was hilarious. More of the alien would be awesome but... He did the right thing at the end

@daviderwin4705 Жыл бұрын

This has happened before, and it will happen again.

@coldpotatoes2556 Жыл бұрын

@@daviderwin4705 is that by the same guy who coined the saying there’s nothing new under the lounge, just a rotting ham n mayo sandwich (on non-binary bread)

@daviderwin4705 Жыл бұрын

@@coldpotatoes2556 its a line from the human like Cylon in Battlestar Galactica

@coldpotatoes2556 Жыл бұрын

@@daviderwin4705 oh! Sci-fi-less schmuck at your service🫡

@penismightier9278 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I can't really blame him.

@uptown_rider8078 Жыл бұрын

This alien is the best character I’ve seen, he needs his own show

@therogueliker Ай бұрын

The earth getting destroyed at the end of each skit makes perfect sense

@awt1981 11 ай бұрын

You guys need to do more alien videos. They are the best!

@PhysioChrisToff Жыл бұрын

Better than anything Hollywood puts out.

@jimmydykes7961 Жыл бұрын

Its no longer Hollywood,its hollyweird

@Billfish57 Жыл бұрын

That's really not much of a compliment, but I understand, it's at least grade school level comedy, from the 70's.

@michelhickey5765 Жыл бұрын

@@Billfish57 much better any film that came out in the last 20 years

@nintendoconvert4045 Жыл бұрын

2:03 “You’re just reading from a teleprompter!” LMFAO 😂 I’ve watched multiple times and that gets me every time

@richardhockey8442 9 ай бұрын

at least Mr President can manage that... sort of

@IvanTriedReallyHard 7 ай бұрын

He tried to be so kind 😭

@KS-45 2 ай бұрын

“Beam me up Scottie, there’s no intelligent life down here” rings more true now then it did in the 60’s on Star Trek!

@TheMightyCrucibleKnight184 Жыл бұрын

Biden: "You ain't black" General Florg: "Well no I ain't, I'm green, or aquamarine" I can't stop laughing at this part

@Deadassbruhfrfr Жыл бұрын

I'm black because I voted for biden. I got my certification of blackness by the white house after Biden won

@Realbobo Жыл бұрын

I read general florg as George Floyd

@0Turbox Жыл бұрын

Submarines lives matter...erm aquamarine lives....

@truthbebold4009 Жыл бұрын

Aqua-fi?

@truthbebold4009 Жыл бұрын

Lique-fi

@Zaloomination Жыл бұрын

I love when the alien said to Joe: "How'd you get away?"

@dwayne7356 Жыл бұрын

The alien does much better than the VP's word salad.

@aloysiusprasetyo3737 Жыл бұрын

We all did until turtleman McConnell and woke republican reveal he is in the same swamp with Joe Biden supporting billions for Ukraine.

@hankhaney3785 Жыл бұрын

..making fun of "the criminal" is ok, but at some point we need to hold Joe "Brib'em" criminally accountable !!!

@sewpungyow5154 11 ай бұрын

The alien has the mannerism of Ken Jong

@stevehousaman4566 Жыл бұрын

What an embarrassment our government is

@howard7689 Жыл бұрын

Not just this regime but all of the people involved in installing them

@axonice Жыл бұрын

I mean... At lease you don't have a criminal as your PM (in America it's the president)... Right?

@morrigankasa570 9 ай бұрын

Nowadays yes, but back under Reagan or Eisenhower it was something to be proud of!

@Spiderhip 9 ай бұрын

@@morrigankasa570 Right. I mean even when also Trump was around, other people were actually talking about what a cool president of America has. But now almost every single country mocking the us. No one takes serious, how can they.

@henrymeynier5072 8 ай бұрын

I didnt vote for him.

@scillyautomatic Жыл бұрын

"Is there anyone else up there we could talk to?" ~ Monty Python

@Kryten428 Жыл бұрын

"No, now go away or we shall taunt you another time"!

@scillyautomatic Жыл бұрын

@@Kryten428 "You silly English Ka-nig-gits"

@CellsplinterATP-lo4ym Ай бұрын

We NEED a NEW President!! 🤦🏻 This is embarrassing to our Nation 🇺🇸

@Embur12 6 ай бұрын

I swear I could watch this a hundred times and still just about be in tears laughing every time...love the Bee!

@ajclarke9189 Жыл бұрын

The “get something done” quote is one of my favorite Biden moments because he doesn’t finish the sentence. His joke writer needs a raise 🤣

@chinaschee7084 Жыл бұрын

"We did notice you take down our balloon shaped entry vehicles though it took multiple missiles just saying." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thejunkmanlives Жыл бұрын

yea, that got to me. that guy that missed needs to be cleaning runways for awhile.

@JUDE6995 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 $500 AIM20 $5 Chinese made balloons Priceless joke on us taxpayers in America

@yamatotakeru9078 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@user-bv7tr6kz1x Ай бұрын

"Take me to your illder" One of Bumblylonebee's decepticons, 2023.

@4plus4Ball 2 ай бұрын

We are so dumb that we die again and again every time the aliens show up

@Blaiyan Жыл бұрын

Alien: What trickery is this? You are not taking us seriously. That's a corpse.

@GuitarMav Жыл бұрын

This is gold. Scary part is it’s all true.

@shaunpierce4174 2 күн бұрын

That "no I ain't" at 4:28 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@martinfiedler4317 24 күн бұрын

Waiting for an updated version with Kamala... 🤢

@markenda1 Жыл бұрын

When the alien was taken to see the real leader, I thought I was going to hear Obama's voice.

@flippendad3532 Жыл бұрын

I was thinking bill gates or some other string puller

@steveavant9727 Жыл бұрын

Or Hillary.

@jrpg4484 Жыл бұрын

Same. After all, Obama did say if he ever got a third term it would be by using a puppet he could control via an earpiece.

@avidcollector869 Жыл бұрын

Hillary Clinton

@ouiroc 8 ай бұрын

Thanks again you're right on the mark

@gene4791 Ай бұрын

Biden" As a young man, I visited your planet many times. I attended Law School there on a full scholarship and graduated at the top of my class">

@silverscorpio24 Жыл бұрын

I want a whole parody show of an alien trying to understand the dumbest of Earth people

@dogelife7901 Жыл бұрын

Left behind: an alien story

@cmataira Жыл бұрын

Maybe revisit Mork and Mindy?

@CeeDubs04 Жыл бұрын

Smart lol

@raffyausberg Жыл бұрын

Thank you Babylon Bee for putting up our flag there, the Philippines 🇵🇭. It’s always hilarious when Brandon speaks 😂

@JemRau Жыл бұрын

You are proud that Philippines might potentially become the next Ukraine

@raffyausberg Жыл бұрын

@@JemRau did I said that it will become Ukraine? If our leaders are BS it might happen, which is sad. We have a lot of Democrats asslicking politicians here… i hope they’ll gone. But good thing, we will kick any CIA/FBI bootlickers if we find one. 😂

@henryscarhead6119 Жыл бұрын

@@JemRau As a filipino, it might be US or Taiwan. Ether way we will still fight.

@AnimationFanboy2k4 Жыл бұрын

🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

@ErikDeMann Жыл бұрын

@@JemRau And another agent of chaos and division raises her voice...'might', 'potentially'...🤣😂 - What about if, perhaps, and maybe, don't they deserve a potential could be?

@davidburke9596 2 ай бұрын

The Alien should have gone to NYC. He would have gotten a new phone & a Gift Card.

@francoiseprecheur2222 Жыл бұрын

En France, au gouvernement, nous avons les mêmes, sauf qu'ils ne sont pas encore vieux......

@IM-tl7qv Жыл бұрын

General Florg is the best character ever made by Babylon Bee, the face and voice are absolutely hilarious.

@erikanderson3073 Жыл бұрын

The alien was brilliant! 🤣

@Wirmish Жыл бұрын

Way more brilliant than the "Big Guy".

@kgb976 9 ай бұрын

This is a proud moment for the Pipino's, finally after all years we are now recognized as a superpower

@deirdresheridan8223 Жыл бұрын

I love this alien dude. Let’s give him an academy award!

@michaelkupchik3974 Жыл бұрын

I'm too embarrassed 😳 to say anything at this point.

@iamgroot4706 Жыл бұрын

Daniel 4:17 17 “‘The decision is announced by messengers, the holy ones declare the verdict, so that the living may know that the Most High is sovereign over all kingdoms on earth and gives them to anyone he wishes and sets over them the lowliest of people.

@HonorNTruth 6 ай бұрын

That curious tap of the fingers just gets me everytime.

@Storycritic177 6 ай бұрын

Why do I feel grateful at aliens destroying earth?

@g-man2507 Жыл бұрын

If we have brilliant, witty, hilarious aliens like this within our galaxy, we are blessed.

@isaacfrand3824 Жыл бұрын

Chances of having aliens in our universe are extremely high. Chances of meeting them are extremely low. Chances of meeting them and not starting a war, with our current political situation, are almost 0.

@g-man2507 Жыл бұрын

@@isaacfrand3824 Thank God the speed of light - the speed limit of the universe - is so slow that it keeps everyone so far apart so as to minimize the chance of conflict.

@joe1972 Жыл бұрын

It was hilarious, but I didn't get the Ashton reference. Anyone know what that joke was?

@B.Weedster Жыл бұрын

Then we look at earth and give a heavy sigh and say.well they won't be back. Whaaaaa

@chenchi6623 Жыл бұрын

@@joe1972 because Ashton Kutcher used to be the host of the show punk'd where they prank famous people...