Girl Too Young For Tattoo Offered Irreversible Gender Surgery

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Girl Too Young For Tattoo Offered Irreversible Gender Surgery

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14-year-old Amy knows what she wants in life: a permanent neck tattoo. She tracks down the shadiest tattoo parlor in the city and ends up finding some unexpected wisdom from the shop's proprietor.
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@TheBabylonBee Жыл бұрын

What other things are kids not able to acquire without parental consent?

@abeaver3691 Жыл бұрын

toy

@kyleschneider6871 Жыл бұрын

Depending on the state and their age, a job.

@Barefoot_Bubba Жыл бұрын

"All U.S bud light drinkers who recently changed drinks are getting charged with a hate crime"

@AmandaMoutos Жыл бұрын

Thanks to being carded at the register, I have discovered over the years there are certain odd things people make drugs with, like WhiteOut, Spray Paint, Cough Syrups, Liquid Cement glue (which we all had on our school lists in the 80s and 90s), and so on. Bars, of course. I think R-rated movie tickets are also still off limits.

@henrystewart5804 Жыл бұрын

@@AmandaMoutos Spray paint is used for "huffing," inhaling to coat the inside of your lungs so you are deprived of oxygen and feel silly. It is extremally dangerous, but not a drug.

@fearthehoneybadger Жыл бұрын

Bee can no longer make satire that cannot be passed for actual events.

@girl4freedm89 Жыл бұрын

P0 lol

@Vzzdak Жыл бұрын

"Are there any side effects?" "We have no idea!"

@almamedina2902 Жыл бұрын

What is satire?

@aweeks6649 Жыл бұрын

Huh?

@jdminn4 Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. Gotta admit, though: the acting was particularly good for this one.

@raoulduke8720 Жыл бұрын

the fact that those advocating for child sex changes genuinely think they're morally correct is terrifying to me

@TheAhmetcanization Жыл бұрын

Everybody thinks they are moraly correct. The human mind can twist every dark thought. Thats why we need a universal truth. Which can be found in christianity.

@paulgilson2347 Жыл бұрын

@@TheAhmetcanizationI was with you until you mentioned a religion. So close.

@yty1941 Жыл бұрын

@@TheAhmetcanization the last part 💀 (just like Babylon production)

@wiczus6102 Жыл бұрын

Explain to me: Is this video parody on conservatives perception of gender care or is it the actual perception of a conservative on gender care?

@SundaeSaurus Жыл бұрын

@@TheAhmetcanizationI agree with you

@Worldviewcafe Жыл бұрын

So help me understand.... A child cannot see an R rated movie without an adult but they CAN get life altering gender surgery without an adult?!

@pauldavis5665 Жыл бұрын

Welcome to Planet Psycho.

@Andrei-if1dr Жыл бұрын

@@pauldavis5665 you mean USA?

@rarescevei8268 Жыл бұрын

@@Andrei-if1drthe west

@jasonbaxter3658 Жыл бұрын

Yes but she would have to wait until she is 16

@pauldavis5665 Жыл бұрын

@@Andrei-if1dr There are a lot of countries just as "woke" or even more "woke" than the USA. Australia, New Zealand, UK, even Canada. Pretty much all western society countries. Sadly, the problem of is a lot more widespread than just one country.

@clamjammer5501 Жыл бұрын

"Take the pills Amy." I just got chills. Because I can actually picture these psychos suffering from withdrawals because the kids may refuse. Sick.

@bigiron3304 Жыл бұрын

Throw a white coat on and get an MD and people will believe you if you tell them they’re a rhinoceros and that you need to attach a horn to them or they’ll die

@marketsquareus Жыл бұрын

@@bigiron3304 or just put Faucis face on him when he said that

@ticklover9 Жыл бұрын

Their are now withdrawal symptoms from hormone therapy, and most of the therapy is just talking to a therapist, not taking drugs

@Thedarkbunnyrabbit 11 ай бұрын

@@ticklover9 That isn't what they said.

@Tinman69 Жыл бұрын

This should be a PSA on every channel. Every platform. Well done

@TrianglePants Жыл бұрын

We had Johnny the Walrus, and now this. Good.

@hondafannn Жыл бұрын

My daughter loves Johny the Walrus! Great book!

@arthurminiear2904 Жыл бұрын

Share it, and make it so!

@MR-nl8xr Жыл бұрын

What, and risk people becoming aware of their idiocracy??? Shut up and get back in your cage, pervert!

@ronsorensen7100 Жыл бұрын

These things would make the men of Sodom and Gomorrah blush

@robertekis2450 Жыл бұрын

I hadn't thought of all the other age restrictions we put on kids. This make gender modification/manipulation without parental consent seem even more evil. You have to be some kind of massive hypocrite to be for sex modification for kids and still support restrictions on tattoos, cigs, marriage, alcohol, driving, etc.

@leeroyjenkins6103 Жыл бұрын

The people who support mutilating children are probably okay with those other restrictions going away TBH. It makes sense considering the lefties defend Pedophiles "my bad minor attracted people".

@johnbuiatti366 Жыл бұрын

Hypocrites no. DEMONS yes.

@farral Жыл бұрын

ChatGPT: Oh yes, because clearly the logic of allowing children to operate a multi-ton vehicle on public roads totally applies to allowing them to make permanent, life-altering decisions about their gender without parental consent. You're right, it's not like there are any major differences in the potential risks and consequences involved there... oh wait. But hey, maybe we should just let kids do whatever they want, regardless of the long-term impact on their lives or those around them. Who needs rules and restrictions anyway, right?

@Rubycule Жыл бұрын

The reason I'm all for trans youth health care is pretty simple. It can be life saving. You guys like to talk about how dramatic and irreversible changes can be with HRT. Or how traumatic it could be if one where to later find out they weren't trans at all. But guess what: so is puberty. If a trans teenager has to expierience changes that don't align with their gender, they are much more likely to also expierience serious mental health issues and potentially kill themselves. That's not an exaggeration. Part of that risk is also a lack of societal support, but extreme dysphoria is bad enough itself. Comparing that to the consumption of drugs is laughable. Btw, I'm all for lowering the age restriction for tattoos. Adults are just as stupid as teenagers when it comes to stuff like that.

@flavorgod Жыл бұрын

@@Rubycule 😂 comparing the natural life processes with body mutilation.

@cemsengul16 Жыл бұрын

This video delivers the point flawlessly. Kid can't get a tattoo without parental agreement but doctors can mutilate them.

@distortedpunk Жыл бұрын

Can't buy a mature VIDEO GAME even lol

@cali_baeee 11 ай бұрын

who are the doctors conducting these surgeries and how are they being held accountable? And why are they not concerned about a future malpractice lawsuit? ….

@michaels809 Жыл бұрын

Can't even buy a lottery ticket in most states till 21, but can get drugs and surgeries that can make you sterile for life as a teenager. Smh.

@jeffkeenan5059 Жыл бұрын

And murder your unborn baby

@fateweaver9844 Жыл бұрын

What state you live in that's 21? Gambling is 18

@michaels809 Жыл бұрын

@@fateweaver9844 Louisiana. they changed it here a few years ago. Scratch off to.

@fateweaver9844 Жыл бұрын

@@michaels809 lame

@michaels809 Жыл бұрын

@@fateweaver9844 Yeah it's lame. Ironic thing is, Louisiana was the last state to raise the drinking age from 18 to 21, and also in act seatbelt laws which was both done in the late ninety's. The Feds pressured the state that if they didn't comply, they would withhold tax payer road funding and such until they changed the laws. Feds are bully's....If you can fight in the military at 18, you should be able to gamble and have a damn drink if you chose.

@Andrea_Gabrielli Жыл бұрын

Girl gets tattoo. Parents: “You’re scarring your body for life.” Girl gets gender reassignment surgery. Parents: “WE’RE SO PROUD OF YOU!”

@caribbeanbound8357 Жыл бұрын

so brave

@saltycreole2673 Жыл бұрын

@@caribbeanbound8357 And stunning.

@zacmiles5342 Жыл бұрын

@Salty Creole lol the brave and stunning thing is funny cuz wasn't that what they said about Bruce Jenner? And now she hates the modern liberals.

@themesongfan452 Жыл бұрын

Very scared body. Very scared indeed. Traumatized for life, even.

@skiman863 Жыл бұрын

Be exact, LIBERAL parents!!!!

@paulrybarczyk5013 Жыл бұрын

I love the symbolism of the cautious guy instantly becoming psychotic as he pulls out his surgical hacksaw with enthusiasm. 🤣

@siral2000 Жыл бұрын

That definitely wasn't a "surgical" hacksaw. Which makes it better.

@IsraelCountryCube Жыл бұрын

Oh wow Paulry Barcyzk you nailed exactly what I was emotionally feeling! Yup he was like the joker "HAHAHA ONE GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY COMING RIGHT UP *CRAZY COOK LAUGHTER*" perfectly PSHYCOPATHIC AND CRAZY FOR ALL CHILDREN TO ENJOY!

@anonimanonim2710 8 ай бұрын

What is he even cutting?! Them tiddies?😂😂😂

@AJOlesen Жыл бұрын

"Video games cause violance" This is gold. So many people think video games are the only reason for people to be psychopaths.

@BigM5304 11 ай бұрын

Fun fact: GTA 5 recently removed trans npc’s from the game because like with everyone in the game, players could potentially beat them up and kill them. Apparently being able to kill a trans person in a video game makes you more likely to kill them in the real world.

@FormerFofcaStudentAlt 4 ай бұрын

Politicians will blame any problem other than the actual root cause.

@jz3712 Жыл бұрын

I was a foster kid in the early 2000’s in AK and they were very forceful about medicating all of us. Sedated kids are just easier to deal with. I adamantly refused and they told me I had “oppositional defiance disorder” or in fancy words would not do what they said. Nearly all of my foster siblings over age 9 or so were drugged in some way, many to the point of being drooling idiots and most turned to street drugs by the time they aged out. Now grown, I have been a foster parent for years and have helped get kids off of as many as 9-10 psych drugs in thier early teens. Even filed complaints due to psychiatric staff not even knowing who or why they had prescribed said meds. They drug these kids because they think they are making it easier for the parents/staff a lot and get very angry if you question it. The whole thing has pushed meds on who knows how many kids, forcing them to become addicted and setting them up with an inability to cope with emotion or frustration without meds. Just my observations on the situation. That said I’m now living the American dream, I own acreage I have three beautiful daughters, a wonderful husband, I teach p/t at my churches homeschool co-op, garden, etc. it is always possible to do better in life if you try, and the American dream is still very real….maybe not so much in commiefornia…..getting pretty bad there in Oregon and Washington too….. Drugs should not be given to kids unless all other options have been tried and tried again. We need to give kids skills to cope with life not drugs to numb them. Thanks BB for another sorta funny sorta creepy short!

@anybodyoutthere3208 Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for this comment Best to you and your family

@jameskirk4692 Жыл бұрын

That's disgusting and horrible what was/is happening. Thank you for sharing.

@Celtic_Spartan Жыл бұрын

Yeah they tried doing that to me too glad my parents took out of Bradley when they did

@elenalizabeth 11 ай бұрын

I lost my parents to a murder-suicide and was put in foster care, within a week the court appointed dr was saying I was “too upset” and had prescribed me antidepressants and anti-anxiety meds 🤬🤬🤬

@garrettpspear 9 ай бұрын

Where in alaska? I was born in palmer

@3riclangley Жыл бұрын

Its a shame that this is necessary. Masterfully done. Bravo. 👍

@johnmcclain3887 Жыл бұрын

As a retired Marine, I would say simply evil.

@BuckJackson-kc8pb Жыл бұрын

@@johnmcclain3887 It clearly points out the pervasive evil in our society that promotes this gender insanity. Pure Evil.

@aaronstasel8292 Жыл бұрын

I love how the Bee can illustrate the absurd by being absurd. Really good satire is subtle as it cuts, and the Bee stings before you even know you've been stung.

@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim Жыл бұрын

Woah! Well said.

@nicoleking772 Жыл бұрын

that's why Zoomers h8te sarcasm. because it cuts, it hurts and it's so true

@ericscott5224 Жыл бұрын

@@nicoleking772 it's how they justify the whole 'speech is violence' crap.

@Cannon_The_Guy Жыл бұрын

@@nicoleking772as a zoomed myself, I love sarcasm. I think most teens do

@helltaker6865 Жыл бұрын

Ohhh, so that's why it's named that

@crazyleaf257 Жыл бұрын

The part about her changing her mind three times in one second is 100% awesome writing. And the part where he's doing the tattoos he regrets is hilarious

@ronalinen5611 Жыл бұрын

Very true and shows how sick society has gotten.

@OneofInfinity. Жыл бұрын

"Allowed" to become, still enabled as long same people are allowed on the top, wait long enough and they will start ww3, those same people want to kill 8 billion before 2050.

@outforbeer 8 ай бұрын

Don’t blame society. Blaming society allows the villians to avoid accountability. It’s dem that is at fault

@danhorton6182 Жыл бұрын

This was legit incredible. The acting, superb. Very eye opening. You guys are killing it.

@escapegulag4317 Жыл бұрын

that new guy is insane for real

@lightpropulsionguy Жыл бұрын

That man was so so nice and so caring in the he explained why she couldn't have all those things until she mentioned gender surgery and then he pulled out a hacksaw like he was jack the ripper!

@dawnburris6412 Жыл бұрын

And where did the blood on his gloves come from?! 😂

@petermadany2779 Жыл бұрын

@@dawnburris6412 Those were the gloves that didn't fit OJ.

@Joreel Жыл бұрын

@Random Female Your not far off. And the best part is Gavin is running for President in 2024 so he can run the US like he's run California.

@xcf5587 Жыл бұрын

Yes that is what happened in this video

@Squidbush8563 Жыл бұрын

@@Joreel I guess I always wanted to live in a third world country anyway...

@JustinFosterJustinchi Жыл бұрын

This was actually sincerely horrifying. The fact that this is happening to children all around the country is so disturbing.

@afrikanking4022 Жыл бұрын

Wow this young girl can act. She is professional

@blackwatch2516 Жыл бұрын

fellow python programer o7

@daveshupak9840 Жыл бұрын

This depicts how creepy, evil and dangerous our society has become!

@tonyzuco6144 Жыл бұрын

How creepy, evil, and dangerous the *_Left_* has become!

@joleaneshmoleane8358 Жыл бұрын

Idk any rational reason to think we’re gonna be okay. Not one. At least not a tangible, measurably reason. Unless God bails us out with some unfathomable miracle, then we have to be facing the most miserable and painful collapse of all time. And we deserve it. So, if we get what we deserve then we’re F’d. I can’t imagine how bad it’s going to be.

@privateuser3726 Жыл бұрын

KZfaq: 2 comments Coment section:

@jamesclerkmaxwell8020 Жыл бұрын

The mental rot does not spread bottom up. Its definitely planified top down. The elites want to disseminate those crazy ideas to make the people adrift.

@DhrubajyotiRaja01 Жыл бұрын

*It's just the American Society* ,the rest of the world is doing fine by rejecting American Mind Virus.....

@alphaghoul Жыл бұрын

This whole “transness” cult isn’t helping anyone, if anything it just makes things worse for people who have actual dysphoria and those without who’ve been misled with the sensational misinformation campaign. Also the making fun of the video game violence bit was spot on.

@ReikerForge Жыл бұрын

I mean the games rated M for mature, so 14 year olds can't buy it They need to identify as trans-adults and then Gamestop is legally required to sell to them lest they be fired for bigotry

@soundrogue4472 Жыл бұрын

The vast majority of the people who transition who have said dsphoria end up offing themselves anyway.

@erebus2262 Жыл бұрын

@@soundrogue4472 Good riddance

@sola.gratia Жыл бұрын

@@soundrogue4472I'm pretty sure it's not the majority but it's definitely a lot of them who fall into depression and yes some off themselves you're right. May God have mercy on these twisted people and lead them to truth. God bless you very much!

@Tyler-nh6oy Жыл бұрын

@@sola.gratiaits nearly a majority, 35-45%

@lanier1000 Жыл бұрын

She's a better actress than many of the adults Babylon Bee uses ; She was really, really good......so was the guy, but it's rarer to see kids this good at that age. .

@machupikachu1085 10 ай бұрын

I doubt she's actually 14.

@TheDorianTube Жыл бұрын

Bro these two need to act in Movies. That was great. The girl was awesome, and the guy switching from normal to psycho really sold it to me.

@Travybear1989 Жыл бұрын

i aten 3 of these for only 22 bucks where i live for lunch today with a 10 piece nuggets and large fry and hershey pie with a large coke and i thought they were really good but i had them add extra mayo to mine and dipped em in ranch but even plane i thought they would be really good i mean not as good as kfc double down with extra cheese and mayo but still pretty good im tryin to cut back on bread tho for keto diet to lose pounds my doctor said bread is the worst thing for u cuz of carbs so ive been using fried chicken pattys for bread that i do in my deep fryer and i use hidden valley ranch packet and panko for breeading and it tastes better anyway crazy how just cutting back on bread has made me feel better carbs are really bad for you fat and cholesteral and protein is all you need and dont eat fish cuz of toxins but red meat chicken bacon cheese and mayo is all the body needs im tryin to eat fruit to tho but i hate fruit and veggies so that is kinda hard for me but i do eat ketchup for my fries so at least i eat some veggies but fruit is tough for me and eating it makes me feel sick but i did eat a banana last weeek with peanut butter and some sugar on top and it wasnt that bad but it felt fuzzy and had stringy white shit on it but i could see my self eat one a week prolly i like gummy bears tho and they have cherry grape a=nd more flavors and they taste good sorry for ramblin lol was bored i guess

@damienmayne7205 Жыл бұрын

@@Travybear1989 Fucking hell, my head hurts after getting sucked into that blackhole that is your insane comment.

@MichaelSeven7777 Жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing. Good acting.

@spaceclown7650 Жыл бұрын

@@Travybear1989 I thought it was riveting.

@IsraelCountryCube Жыл бұрын

Yup I was like cool I wish I were the PSHYCOPATH! Just because I like to scare people.

@SkyEcho751 Жыл бұрын

I love how she sees him switch to telling her she can't do ANYTHING, to immediately trying to remove her body parts, and just goes "Why did I think coming here was a good idea?!". This is a great way to frame this whole argument.

@finleymcclellan Жыл бұрын

It straight up isn’t a great way to frame this argument. It is an over exaggeration of the real world. Doctors are not providing gender confirmation surgery to minors. This does not happen. Ever. It’s illegal for goodness sake. This video also implies that doctors are trying to force kids to take puberty blockers. This also does not happen. Ever. In addition to all this, it states that this is all done without parental notice or permission. This is also incredibly baseless and factually incorrect. A minor is not able to have these surgeries. A minor is unable to get puberty blockers on their own. A minor is unable to get hormone replacement therapy on their own. In order to get puberty blockers and hormones, the minor needs parental permission. Trust me, I know, otherwise I would have HRT. As a side note, puberty blockers have zero adverse effects. Zero. That means that they cause no damage or harm to kids. They simply postpone puberty. Once someone stops taking puberty blockers, they will have their puberty as usual. All the transphobic claims in this video are so easy to debunk with just a little research, it’s a wonder that people actually believe it.

@IsraelCountryCube Жыл бұрын

Lol yup Christianity rules. I don't see atheists really taking up their heavy burden weights and working hard.

@DoctorPhileasFragg Жыл бұрын

@@IsraelCountryCube You've never heard a good take from an athiest, like Carl Benjamin or Bill Maher? If you can admit you have, then you have to admit that sometimes people you think are crazy have some good ideas. That's how I feel about Christians.

@jacksonvoet8312 Жыл бұрын

Sorry, KZfaq is being finicky.

@marketsquareus Жыл бұрын

In the end though it was a good idea because she learned a significant lesson that will now allow her to see the world as it is

@NurseChrissy17 2 ай бұрын

I love the actor in this video. He went from so protective to so Convincingly psychotic.

@heimirjosefsson510 Жыл бұрын

I'm 34 with no intention of getting another tattoo... but I seriously want to act like that with a fake mustache at a tattoo parlor and see what they say.

@galaxybaptiste9069 Жыл бұрын

Babylon Bee, you are one of the reasons I still believe there's sanity in the world

@Thronsohn Жыл бұрын

you realize this is a right wing christian organisation, right?

@yitzikaner7851 Жыл бұрын

@@ThronsohnAnd? - A proud Jew.

@Thronsohn Жыл бұрын

@@yitzikaner7851 Religion isn't sane

@galaxybaptiste9069 Жыл бұрын

@@Thronsohn Yes And 😏,Also If I had to choose to be Insane or believe that 14-year-olds can castrate themselves then please show me to the nearest asylum

@justjoking5252 Жыл бұрын

@@Thronsohn Look at me and say that having rules and morals ascribed to you by a higher power is worse than what is going on today. If religion is considered Kool aid today, I'm picking fruit punch.

@GiselleAGarcia Жыл бұрын

How could anyone watch videos like these and not immediately discern the real-life absurdity to which it alludes. This was so good!

@guachafo Жыл бұрын

Nowadays people just dont have common sense, as they say, its the least common of all senses

@ajclarke9189 Жыл бұрын

Because their concept of transgenderism is deliberately stuck on “people just existing.” That’s all they’re able to acknowledge.

@korkkdoe5626 Жыл бұрын

💯 percent

@1SevenCirclesDesign Жыл бұрын

I just stumbled into this and immediatelly thought about the absurdity of the whole idea And then I read the comments

@DustinBarlow8P Жыл бұрын

Babylon Bee always has the best News. Some people say they are satire, but you can't report on so much fact, an d be considered satire!

@KL-zm3uy Жыл бұрын

I just laughed so much. The characters she wants to get tattooed basically say "stinky mouse"

@curriphacreator Ай бұрын

Hoped someone would have a translation! 😂👍

@Twiddle_things Жыл бұрын

As a fourteen year old this is all too familiar. Social workers forced me to take puberty/period blockers at 12. I refused and got into deep shit for it.

@yourmum69_420 Жыл бұрын

why? were you confused about your gender?

@Ieatpaste23 Жыл бұрын

@@yourmum69_420 It was either that or a tattoo.

@LetsAllBeHappy Жыл бұрын

Why did they force you ?

@jackieblue787 Жыл бұрын

It's weird how kids are even talking to social workers. They didn't have those back in the day. Parents had the job of social work. Damn shame.

@williamrice3052 Жыл бұрын

How insane - when their victims start filing lawsuits it will get their attention.

@ragnapraxis4657 Жыл бұрын

The guy really went heavy on it. He transformed. Nice acting.

@gabrielchen1251 Жыл бұрын

0:54 That two words simply mean "skunk."

@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim Жыл бұрын

The stellar content just DOES NOT STOP! Y'all really outdid yourselves on this one, everything from the setting, the script, the acting, the timing, to finally his totally terrifying psycho behavior at the end. . . If these actors got the awards they deserve, awards would actually mean something these days!

@SRose-vp6ew Жыл бұрын

Personally I find this is lazy writing. This is like a daily wire horror film, you just have to write down what Democrats say and do.

@augustsnowfall5189 Жыл бұрын

I agree. The actors and the chosen dialogue for the skit got the point across perfectly. It’s exactly what Democrats promote. A party with such prevalent debauchery inside it’s ranks, that it’s unabashedly been able to push the normalisation of child abuse.

@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim Жыл бұрын

@@SRose-vp6ew Okay! :) When you write and produce something better let me know. I have watched it three times and laughed my head off so you have a high bar to cross!

@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim Жыл бұрын

@@augustsnowfall5189 Even so-called Republicans promote it now. Folks gotta realize that "everything is the dems' fault" is just not up-to-date anymore. How 'bout that freaking "Republican" candidate who's an actual open transvestite?

@augustsnowfall5189 Жыл бұрын

@@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim yes, I agree.✌🏼

@willlikesmovies Жыл бұрын

The shop keeper nailed "crazy", well done Bee.

@EFX5452 Жыл бұрын

Yo that shift was terrifying

@anybodyoutthere3208 Жыл бұрын

Who was the shopkeeper

@rogerangel5732 Жыл бұрын

I was already grinning but when I saw the Cosby tattoo I laughed so hard that I snorted coffee out my nose.

@joachimgoethe7864 9 ай бұрын

I'm 60 years old, 90% of the people I grew up with that got tattoos in their 20's regretted it. Most would love to see them gone. Tattoos are permanent. Your way of thinking isn't.

@MaestroGrey 4 ай бұрын

Laser tattoo removal was invented about 4 years before you were born Joey...

@lizasandoval597 Жыл бұрын

Disturbingly accurate. How any adult, especially educated ones saying this is ok & push it makes absolutely no sense!! 🤯

@doug6259 Жыл бұрын

This really brings out the hypocrisy in today's culture

@eplanti Жыл бұрын

needs to be funny to get views :(

@TalkingGIJoe Жыл бұрын

the people that need to see and understand this never will...

@Travybear1989 Жыл бұрын

i had a few for lunch and i just asked for 6 mayo packets and they was pretty good

@Resolver101 Жыл бұрын

@@eplanti Well, it still got views, and it wasn’t funny in the slightest, so maybe the Bee’s lies don’t actually have to be funny.

@eplanti Жыл бұрын

@@Resolver101 that's just shadowing initial views, not views from shares :(

@C-rations2394 Жыл бұрын

Show this on all campuses! Please! Great work, Babylon Bee! More power to you!

@whatthehell2592 Жыл бұрын

How about starting with kindergarten and stop the insanity in its tracks.

@C-rations2394 Жыл бұрын

@@whatthehell2592 Exactly! The whole educational system needs a reboot.

@OneofInfinity. Жыл бұрын

@@whatthehell2592 Better yet: take care of the "tumors" at the top instead of just fighting the symptoms.

@michaelbrand8279 8 ай бұрын

@@C-rations2394 Definitely! Long overdue!!

@michaelbrand8279 8 ай бұрын

@@OneofInfinity. Even better!!!

@stickman-1 Жыл бұрын

This was so well done, I actually teared up... it's so funny and so seriously sad at the same time. You people are geniuses.

@matthewc9366 Жыл бұрын

So true, the problem is Babylon bee is starting to become more of a truth then satire

@mikesimonson7860 Жыл бұрын

Who needs parents when you have an “affirming” village?

@ronaldjohnson1474 Жыл бұрын

Yep, ya nailed it! Who started that crap? Hillary Clinton, 30 years ago!

@cattysplat Жыл бұрын

It's almost like some kind of cult.

@CharlieName33 Жыл бұрын

I feel personally attacked that she didn't have to pay $200 just to HOLD that copy of Turok 2. My god the times we live in!

@spinny2593 Жыл бұрын

How much do I have to pay to hold the original. I had dreams as a child with the blue chick.

@Vecchio_Rhosod85 Жыл бұрын

@@spinny2593 Yeah, Adon was so fine.

@Vecchio_Rhosod85 Жыл бұрын

Since we're on the subject, I still have my n64 copy of Turok 2, with the instruction manual! No box, though.

@henrlima87 Жыл бұрын

Just tell yourself its just a prop.

@spaomalley Жыл бұрын

Anyone here play Turok: Rage Wars? I thought it was terrible compared to Turok 1 and 2.

@jamieglasson2644 Жыл бұрын

This is probably my favorite BB skit next to CA meets TX

@shitishiti1 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for showing the world how insane those people are 💐

@bryanwest6138 Жыл бұрын

Exceptional work BB, this really highlights the tragic insanity of our world today

@jamesrichardson1 Жыл бұрын

She can get gender affirming surgery or an abortion. But the boy having sex with her can be arrested for statutory *ape if her parents press charges or if he is 18 but not old enough to drink.

@mikegalvin9801 Жыл бұрын

You sound a little too interested in that subject.

@azazellon Жыл бұрын

Double standards suck tbh

@privateuser3726 Жыл бұрын

@@joe5923 BeCauSe pArtIarchy

@spaceclown7650 Жыл бұрын

@@mikegalvin9801 You sound a little too interested in people interested in that subject. See how that works, ass-hat?

@spaceclown7650 Жыл бұрын

@@joe5923 Because women are less mentally developed than men and therefore must be given extra protection. You know, like children. Oh wait, same difference.

@PreservationOfLiberty Жыл бұрын

@TheBabylonBee we NEED a “Take the pills, Amy” t-shirt! A black & white still-shot of the tattoo guy smiling while holding up the hacksaw would be perfect on it! 👏🤣👏🤣👏

@rep3e4 Жыл бұрын

This is spot on! Shows how far we have fallen, SICK

@1STstream Жыл бұрын

Give that tattoo-master an Oscar! Superb acting...

@landonsmith8042 Жыл бұрын

Tattoo artist played his part perfectly. Great jerb guys!

@JW-qd3ol Жыл бұрын

Great JEEEYOOOORRRBBBBB Home-stram! 😂

@JoshQuinn0 Жыл бұрын

@@JW-qd3ol jervb

@CX-ru1ql Жыл бұрын

Thank you I just sent this to the school district into the principles and to everybody else that's on my list for the schools. I wish more parents would send them e-mails like a lot everyday

@khadijemohamad56 Жыл бұрын

This turned dark so quickly. But this is the real world now.

@genebeidl4011 Жыл бұрын

Both are really talented actors -- use them more! And the message is spot on.

@shayneaguilar2114 Жыл бұрын

Makes perfect sense, Tattoo - bad, partial body mutilation - good!

@Someone-kg8qf Жыл бұрын

When they all realize that they had their sexuality robbed from them there is going to be a lot of drama and other things. Imagine never being able to uhhh have a you know what...you gave up one of the loveliest joys in life for a frankencr0tch. Thanks mommy! Now I'm going to deal with myself. Nobody learned from A Boy Named Sue? This will be even worse. My heart goes out to all of these children.

@XxgoodbudsxX Жыл бұрын

@@Someone-kg8qf they will just kill themselves like usual because at the end of the day it's a straight up mental disorder.

@zenongruba2607 Жыл бұрын

Typical hypocrisy.

@cynicalahole7131 Жыл бұрын

You guys are getting real solid. Nice work Babylon bee!

@ericlestick7325 Жыл бұрын

She can casually spot a GP100 after just one look. That's a good girl!

@dasirrine Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite parts. That and the video games.

@ryth-2401 Жыл бұрын

The doctor in the thumbnail looks like he's one missing skeleton away from losing his medical license

@Mediados Жыл бұрын

"What was noise?" "The sound of progress my friend."

@azazellon Жыл бұрын

"should I be awake for this?" "Erm...no."

@Vecchio_Rhosod85 Жыл бұрын

"Archimedes, no! It's filthy in there! Heh, birds."

@sethselim3915 Жыл бұрын

@@Vecchio_Rhosod85 ah tf2 is immortal

@camcarb3 Жыл бұрын

This. Is. Awesome. I cant wait to share it.

@waldojim42 Жыл бұрын

You know. That is one hell of a tattoo shop! Kind of heralds back to the days of the old Barber shop. What can't that man do?!

@HeruWilliams Жыл бұрын

THAT ACTING WAS INCREDIBLE from the shop keeper.

@scillyautomatic Жыл бұрын

I hope I get to see this video before they left freaks out and tries to have it taken down!

@acem82 Жыл бұрын

Last time a company tried to take down something they posted, the company got bought by Elon Musk. So, I think KZfaq will let it slide.

@smallchange5946 Жыл бұрын

@@Imperium_in_Angustia Indeed, everybody's basically making the Exodus.🤘😁

@user-yj2oc3ql1u 6 ай бұрын

Great satire and it REALY drives a serious point while not being preachy of overly dry

@keimahane Жыл бұрын

Dang yall, this is some heavy stuff. Thank you!

@reb3102 Жыл бұрын

One of your best videos yet. Every parent should see this one. You guys are more informative than corporate run media. Though that's a low bar these days!

@tinkerneer Жыл бұрын

the bee is now making documentaries instead of comedy

@NPC-bs3pm Жыл бұрын

😨 🤡🌎 IS REAL LIFE

@dasirrine Жыл бұрын

Both, actually.

@aragornii507 10 ай бұрын

GOD BLESS THE BABYLON BEE!!

@mademoisellemeena7398 Жыл бұрын

This is too true to be funny. Sad, I never thought we human beings who are supposed to be so far advanced could ever stoop this low. Well done, Babylon Bee! Way to point out the lunacy we now live with!

@jaggedskar3890 Жыл бұрын

This analogy is so on point.

@kymmoore853 Жыл бұрын

Love the Cosby tattoo 😂

@adamstull2436 Жыл бұрын

He needs a second one that say take a chill pill.

@maxwellcrazycat9204 Жыл бұрын

I wonder how many real women regret getting a tramp stamp tattoo on their lower backs when it was all the rage to do so. Now they are in their 40's to 50's.

@AnsweringMusic Жыл бұрын

Me too!! I’m glad someone noticed this 😂.

@NetanelMaor 11 ай бұрын

Great video! You forgot, can't send a lottery ticket! and ofc can't vote.

@FossilStudios316 Жыл бұрын

Every aspect of this is top notch! The lighting and acting especially.

@LuxDragon Жыл бұрын

2:26 Seriously, that escalated quickly. The guy had been sort of reasonable up to that point too. Props to the actress. This was quality comedy.

@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim Жыл бұрын

He was unreasonable the whole time. That's the point. It's called hypocrisy.

@LuxDragon Жыл бұрын

@@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim No, I mean the earlier stuff. Smoking, lighters, selling guns to minors, etc. He was literally following the law. The only real humor was the video game part. And it's closer to irony than hypocrisy. All of the things he listed were BAD for her (except the video games part, that's just satire in a satire). And then we go into something that rational people would say is bad, but delusional people are saying it's good.

@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim Жыл бұрын

@@LuxDragon No, you're thinking like an NPC. Not all the things she listed were bad. And not all the things that are bad are within the government's jurisdiction to make illegal.

@Galilupottepeak 4 ай бұрын

@@ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhimlung cancer is good for you?

@PattyFlatz Жыл бұрын

Well done! I really enjoyed, "just take the pills, Amy!". Ridiculous, and at the same time right on the mark.

@d3w3yd3c1m4l Жыл бұрын

The hacksaw is not far off from what reassignment surgery actually is.

@YoutubeInternational Жыл бұрын

that's a very shocking Truth 😢

@mizzmia4407 Жыл бұрын

This is like an after school special that needs to be played in every home

@alhex576 Жыл бұрын

Wow the actors in this are really, really good. Kudos to them.

@larisachan1787 Жыл бұрын

This is such an Amazing script , it's scary that it's happening so much in the US. This should be shown everywhere.

@mackenzieleopeng4272 Жыл бұрын

The lawsuits coming from these mutilations will make tobacco settlements look like a lemonade stand.

@laurietseytlin2031 Жыл бұрын

Thé production quality of this is insane!! The lighting, the acting, the dialogue are all top notch! Well done, Babylon Bee!

@dasirrine Жыл бұрын

The setting was perfect too. I've been to pawn shops in exactly this kind of place.

@derrickditzler1538 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant job guys !!

@Visionarius-pastandfuture 11 ай бұрын

You are a light in this dark world! Love you BabylonBee

@marketsquareus Жыл бұрын

Wow! That is one of the most brilliantly formed arguments against the current insanity i have ever seen. Kudos Babylon Bee, this is brilliant.

@ubersham Жыл бұрын

I want "Atomic weasel of many questionable odor" tattooed on my neck!

@SRose-vp6ew Жыл бұрын

Hipsters thought they were soooo ironic and funny doing permanent nonsensical tattoos on their bodies and now they walk in humility as the BUTT of many jokes no longer has them laughing along at the joke tattoo they got over a decade ago that like the trap stamp of our 90’s parents are no longer cute. 🍑 🤢 not trying to insult peoples tattoos, just admitting I think it’s dated and ugly, because it’s “not my style,” and I do in fact find it unattractive. 😬 It seems about 50-50 those who hate their tattoos 10 years later and those who still like it. That’s an awfully high gamble for something on you the rest of your life. 😆 Even wedding rings can be removed, there’s a 50% success rate with that too. Actually, sidenote couples that pray together literally do stay together. 🥰 They even stay together if one of them has a tattoo of a dated cat riding a unicorn eating a taco with “Chinese take out” written in Chinese next to it. 🤦🏽‍♀️ Love you hunny, dislike your stupid tattoos that has you in long sleeves at the office and beach almost as much as you do. 😂 and if you feel I’m typing with too many emoji‘s just imagine the people that got emoji tattoos as if it’s relevant for life. “LOL?” 🤯

@siral2000 Жыл бұрын

Skunk

@zurielsss Жыл бұрын

Actually those words just meant “skunk” 😅

@ubersham Жыл бұрын

@@SRose-vp6ew Stop catcalling me. You know you want to date me.

@ubersham Жыл бұрын

@@zurielsss Isn't that what I said?

@jj_grabes Жыл бұрын

My mom was hesitant to let me cut my hair shorter than I had grown it up until recently. Same woman turned around and let my sister get a belly-button piercing.

@sheerbeauty Жыл бұрын

Favoritism!

@digitalnomad9985 Жыл бұрын

Younger sister, right?

@makeda6530 Жыл бұрын

Stellar parenting

@jj_grabes Жыл бұрын

@@digitalnomad9985 Correct.

@bunnieskitties293 Жыл бұрын

In fairness, a navel piercing is easy to remove. Cut your hair off at 16 and youll be in your 20s before its long again.

@guychensn 6 ай бұрын

I don't know why the subtitle says that… But the Chinese symbols on her phone says "Skunk". And indeed no one can tell a skunk what to do.

@red62 Жыл бұрын

The line between parody and comedy are so thin right now, this is probably going to age very very well

@donotsupportterroristgroups Жыл бұрын

Now this is the video the kids should be shown at school! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@4imee198 Жыл бұрын

This gave me the chills

@AldSotha Жыл бұрын

I'm laughing at YE 2020 ROFL

@rolandsmith4394 Жыл бұрын

Sad, really. What have we let them do to humanity.

@TheFlyingRaptor Жыл бұрын

Wow, spot on! What is this world coming to?

@tabben82 7 ай бұрын

This video should just be the goto argument ender for all the debates about this topic tbh

@siral2000 Жыл бұрын

I remember a time when crazy people were treated like crazy people.

@garysevenofnine Жыл бұрын

The Matthew McConaughey/Tim Roth hybrid did a fantastic job. He needs to be in movies/shows.

@No_True_Scotsman Жыл бұрын

My god your description of him is perfect

@sterlingmatsui154 Жыл бұрын

I still have a large scar on the top of my right foot after Kaiser DENIED me stitches at the age of 17~Simply because I lived on my own and had no parental signature!! Guess I should have gone in for "Childhood Mutilation" and would have simply asked the Surgeon to also stitch up my poor foot...This was the very SAME hospital in Southern California now being SUED by a former Minor Patient whom had their body DESTROYED at the tender age of 14:(