Ralkovian soldier Klik'ik goes to a human military academy, expecting thrilling weapons, but instead leaves horrified by mankind's all-consuming obsession with advancing the science of killing. All my stories are original.
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@randombloke824 ай бұрын
Meanwhile the colonel: “it’s a shame I had to stop the presentation halfway through; I didn’t even get to the CBRN stuff!”
@l79864 ай бұрын
He would have stroked out if they observed a basic training unit going through the tear gas.
@nk_33324 ай бұрын
"Don't start nothin', there won't be nothin'", Agent J - Men in Black. No better friend, no worse enemy.
@ghost3074 ай бұрын
So, the aliens were terrified what might happen if they attacked the humans? Then the entire training exercise was a success and peace will continue in the universe.
@sambob80194 ай бұрын
Except for that one planet of mimes and furrys that's unfortunately going to have to go.
@raphaelsolo4 ай бұрын
"Practically developed violence as an art form..." Uhhhhhhh, sure we'll go with that. *Hides decades of Hollywood and videogame content*
@ireallyreallyhategoogle4 ай бұрын
Movies, series and video games are art.
@raphaelsolo4 ай бұрын
@@ireallyreallyhategoogle that was my point. We didn't practically develop violence as an art form we literally did.
@timmorris89324 ай бұрын
Bits like this always remind me of a quote that I believe is from the "Man Kzin War" series. " At first they thought mankind would be an easy target because they had long since stopped practicing war. What they didn't realize was that we had stopped practicing war because we were so god damn good at it."
@jamessotherden59094 ай бұрын
That is a great series of books.
@keirfarnum68114 ай бұрын
I sometimes wonder if the reason surrounding UFO secrecy might be that we’re already engaged in a secret interstellar war. I find it interesting that there are so few leaks from inside these programs, which tells me that they aren’t real, or that they are kept secret so successfully because it’s important to keep them secret. The only people who do seem to come forward are people not directly involved. I often wonder if the situation isn’t similar to what the storyline of the Stargate series and that we may be allied with some more advanced civilizations against some malevolent civilizations, and despite the fact that we’re not as technologically advanced, our deep experience with warfare might be why we’ve been recruited to help. Kind of like how the Asgard recruit humans to fight the Replicators because we have “slug throwers” that are effective against such as enemy and we come up with strategies the Asgard don’t think of. Somehow I could see such a situation occurring and it might make sense out of what’s happening. It would be interesting if Stargate was a description of what’s actually happening to a degree, but released to create plausible deniability in reality. But that’s just speculation.
@TimeSurfer2063 ай бұрын
@@jamessotherden5909 Written by brilliant people.
@TimeSurfer2063 ай бұрын
"The Mote In God's Eye." I loved the sadness the protagonists felt, when they found out that Crazy Eddie had come all that way to ask US, "How do we stop killing ourselves?" Of all the species in the Universe...
@vanguard90673 ай бұрын
I don’t need to practice, if you know what I mean:-)
@zerospace1015 ай бұрын
Nothing builds a stronger bond than shared hardships and suffering with common cause
@MrStrikecentral4 ай бұрын
I had an idea for something just like this: Imagine a human from our time being frozen or whatever and ended up waking up in the 24th century in Star Trek. Now take that modern human to a holosuite like in DS9 and have him recreate the game Left4Dead 2 in it. Imagine the shock and horror people would have with all the brutal carnage, death and destruction that passed for 'entertainment' back in the day. I'd bet even the Klingons would be taken aback.
@marsbearmcw30504 ай бұрын
Or the Roman colosseum
@ImFrelled4 ай бұрын
I'd program 7Days2Die.
@OldNavajoTricks4 ай бұрын
"This primitive mocking of a vanquished foe is immoral!" Git gud scrub or I'll teabag you next! 😂
@michaelfoster7954 ай бұрын
I want this, I want this so much im crying a lil😂
@jamesha1756 ай бұрын
LOL the illustration = a bug-guy with a look of dismay
@1jimmarch6 ай бұрын
AI art. Actually a decent use for it. Start counting fingers when humans are shown :).
@adamb894 ай бұрын
It's the look that says "My god, that WASN'T a fart..."
@dean88424 ай бұрын
Peace through Strength.
@readhistory20236 ай бұрын
The Rod From God program was was dropped because the damage the rods caused wasn't any worse than a standard warhead and they cost alot more. They went with beam weapons instead.
@christianbuczko14816 ай бұрын
When we have lots of starships, such weapons will be cheap. You just need a big chunk of metal to drop, gravity would do the rest
@kronos6616 ай бұрын
It's costly because it needs to get to orbit. Once we begin to mine and craft in space it would become dirty cheap.
@timehaley6 ай бұрын
They dropped it because it was much cheaper and just as good to find a suitable asteroid of the right size and strap a maneuvering and guidance package on it. What do you think that space plane that's been on a mission for over 2 years has been doing? lol
@christianbuczko14816 ай бұрын
@@timehaley your talking complete crap, that mini shuttle isnt even close to being capable of collecting an astoroid, it could not even get out of earth orbit. Thats most likely a spy plane with potentially small anti sat capabilities, it stays in orbit for long periods.
@greghight9546 ай бұрын
Very difficult and energy intensive to redirect one from its orbit as well.
@markthurst97515 ай бұрын
thank god they still have chilli mac in the future.
@mountaintiger69454 ай бұрын
Who says this took place in the future ? Bwahahahaha !
@stvdagger80744 ай бұрын
Of they have Chili Mac at the Military Academy, it is a fearsome weapon of mass destruction!
@tachyon83174 ай бұрын
@@stvdagger8074 No, that would be the veggie omelette, I believe :P
@slewone49054 ай бұрын
It's VEGAN now!!!!
@KaasSchaaf6666 ай бұрын
Nothing to fear but fear itself.. And humans!
@ryansauchuk72904 ай бұрын
And spiders
@10GaugeManiac4 ай бұрын
We kept the RAID chemical weapons off the presentation.
@jimreilly9173 ай бұрын
😂☠️
@user-wn2dg4jk5b4 ай бұрын
I enjoyed the story thank you - I didnt pick up on the ai voice as I watch youtube at double speed im getting old and I want to see as much as I can before I die. I read the comments about the ai voice which I didnt notice due to the speed I have it set at, I slowed it down to normal and I can understand what people was saying. Im legally blind so can not read much myself anymore. I am using a huge tv screen attached to my computer, thats the only way I can make text big enough for me to read.
@geemanamatin83836 ай бұрын
Again a good story, im likin the series. Although the cut-offs by the AI with some sentences can make following along a bit more difficult. Perhaps dubbing the video would make things more managable.
@ALLSciFi886 ай бұрын
Yea I am sorry about the audio I have been trying to tweak it to get it to sound less flat. I am also looking for a good caption program with the words highlighted I just can't find one I can get at the moment.
@wyrmhand6 ай бұрын
@@ALLSciFi88 I like when it's several rows of text scrolling, because it's easier to find what You missed compare to one page of text or just a few words, if You like to reread a sentence.
@CybershamanX6 ай бұрын
I like it when actual humans do the speaking/art/etc. Automatic block.
@jodysmoviesandshowschannel86985 ай бұрын
@@ALLSciFi88 Yeah, it really needs work. Mispronouncing some words, like "lead", make it seems really off. If you could at least stick the text on screen at all, even without the fancy highlighting or scrolling, it would help. Why not just read it yourself instead of the AI?
@ALLSciFi885 ай бұрын
@jodysmoviesandshowschannel8698 honestly I'm not the greatest reading out loud but I am looking for a affordable CC with the highlighted words when being said I'm having a difficult time finding one.
@tarrantwolf4 ай бұрын
I remember a short story about aliens coming to earth and demanding we abandon the northern hemisphere for them and the ambassador talking to the aliens said we'd need time to mount such an invasion of the southern hemisphere believeing if they showed the aliens war footage they'd decide we were to much of a hassle and just leave. So they showed them footage from wars and such throught history and the aliens kept asking for more and more. Then eventually said we didn't have to abandon the northern hemisphere but we weren't allowed to attack eachother anymore, we were now mercenaries for them.
@yzayalirian74633 ай бұрын
Where did you read that story?❤
@tarrantwolf3 ай бұрын
@@yzayalirian7463 it was in a compilation book called First Contact (copyright 1997, DAW book collectors), the story was called Earth Surrenders by Barbara Paul.
@j.campbell44976 ай бұрын
Not to mention that international treaties are in place that prohibit orbital to ground weapons being deployed, at least on paper that is.
@stevengreen95365 ай бұрын
@j.campbell FOR NOW but two things to consider. First Earth orbit as a tactical space is simply too important to leave unused. For a variety of reasons. Second an orbital weapon can easily be disguised as a commercial satellite. So long as it is transmitting and orbiting the globe normally. No one planet side would be the wiser. I suspect the U.S. and any other country with the wealth and means to do so probably has such weapons in orbit as we speak. With the rise of the Space Force that number for America may have increased over the past few years for all we know.
@KelpyUS4 ай бұрын
Not exactly, there are only treaty’s to prevent the deployment of an orbital nuclear weapon on to the earth’s surface, anything else such as conventional payloads and kinetic weapons are free game
@justinwinterhoff93336 ай бұрын
Yeah the verbal pacing on the AIs reading is pretty crap. I can suss out where the pauses and stops should be, but it makes this presentation difficult to enjoy.
@larrythompson86306 ай бұрын
The question is. Will they correct the voice? Or keep using it, start using this cadence, pronunciations in movies to change society to it?
@abrahamsorby81936 ай бұрын
Good story, bad AI narrator
@czinn3276 ай бұрын
No more robovoices
@swiftmatic6 ай бұрын
Good story, bad bot
@nilo706 ай бұрын
I don’t want to listen to AI😢
@muffinlordghoti15 ай бұрын
kind of ironic on a HFY story right?
@nilo705 ай бұрын
@@muffinlordghoti1 AI voice is still lame , I want a human voice
@muffinlordghoti15 ай бұрын
@@nilo70 I think you've misinterpreted me. HFY is "Humanity F Yeah". Thus the irony of an inhuman narrator.
@adamb894 ай бұрын
I want to listen to some guy rackin his junk on a rail after biffing an ollie
@grimreaper65576 ай бұрын
Old Andorian saying " Never Anger The Pale Skins ( Humans) "
@rhine37406 ай бұрын
"Never push the pink-skins to the thin ice." Thy'lek Shran
@mikhailiagacesa34065 ай бұрын
Never push the Pink skins to the thin ice.
@tesmith475 ай бұрын
LOL good catch!!!!
@halo123905 ай бұрын
would be nice if there are readable text. also, seems the sentences get cut off from time to time
@waukonstandard4 ай бұрын
Great story
@mattbrown55116 ай бұрын
I would have given a thumbs up if it had not been for the AI voice reading.
@serronserron13206 ай бұрын
Give it a few years I'm the only voices you'll hear is AI
@katherinkeegan86015 ай бұрын
Did the audio jump and skip words for you as well?
@GondolaParadiso5 ай бұрын
Sounds like AI wrote it as well.
@MatthewHill4 ай бұрын
Yeah it was pretty bad.
@sandrosliske4 ай бұрын
The Zarbon moan was perfect
@friskas86646 ай бұрын
Whats with all the cut off sentences?
@ericstanke32916 ай бұрын
It's the shitty text to voice computer program
@wynfrithnichtwo84234 ай бұрын
I love humanity, holy humanity.
@OG_Agrivar5 ай бұрын
FWIW, tell the narrator (or the AI, I can't tell anymore) chitenous is pronounced kie-ten-us, not chee-ten-is
@stvdagger80744 ай бұрын
and that when you "rain lead" ,lead is pronounced as led, not leed
@jameygroves85614 ай бұрын
Old adage "Peace through superior fire power".
@felderup6 ай бұрын
what's your feeling on pronunciation corrections?
@TowGunner6 ай бұрын
AI software is as good as the Biden administration.
@bobblesb97666 ай бұрын
Dear God the AI voices now saturate youtube. I downvote any AI automatically. You want a good channel? Put in a lil effort and fuckin narrate it.
@Dr.Westside5 ай бұрын
Agro is the man for hfy .
@veramae40984 ай бұрын
Showed Chaos Mathematics? A.K.A War Mathematics?
@karlhamoy39196 ай бұрын
😊
@masonsykes22406 ай бұрын
Dude, I KNOW you got this from r/HFY, and you didn't even post the damn link?
@ALLSciFi886 ай бұрын
All of my stories are original.
@masonsykes22405 ай бұрын
Well, damn, you should post it there then, this story is awesome @@ALLSciFi88
@diamondjim75605 ай бұрын
@@ALLSciFi88Nice work.😊
@MaestroGrey4 ай бұрын
I assume this is voiced by an AI. You really gotta give these a listen before posting.
@snorkus479016 күн бұрын
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
@ALLSciFi8816 күн бұрын
Sometimes that is the only way. If you like the story like and subscribe I post daily you will always have something to put on.
@psyckosama46144 ай бұрын
So, where is the original story
@danielleriley27965 ай бұрын
The cutting of the voice over needs much work.
@ALLSciFi885 ай бұрын
Yea this one had a few issues with the audio sorry about that they are not all like this my newer stories have better audio.
@comentedonakeyboard4 ай бұрын
No Panzers sad
@GoAway-vj4vj3 ай бұрын
The text to speech needs to go, human voices are best.
@Banshee220684 ай бұрын
Many of these stories are horrible. What was the conflict and how was it resolved?
@dougrouch23875 ай бұрын
These stories suck ass they always have humans be the biggest baddest thing out their. If they have space travel before us we stand no chance against them.
@johnchestnut53405 ай бұрын
Assumptions? Consider how quickly technology advances. Perhaps the aliens are much slower regarding technological development? We caught up and passed them?
@dougrouch23875 ай бұрын
@@johnchestnut5340 lol no not possible and any scientists will tell you the same. Baring them having a devastating war or some devastating disaster we would never out pace them. If they are already advanced enough to have space travel like in these story's then they would wipe us out so fast and easy. Unlike in these story's reverse engineering technology is not that is and pretty much impossible if you don't have any idea or clue how the technology works or what it even does.