Alien Soldier Visits human military academy - Leaves Absolutely Terrified! |HFY|Sci Fi Short Story|

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6 ай бұрын

Ralkovian soldier Klik'ik goes to a human military academy, expecting thrilling weapons, but instead leaves horrified by mankind's all-consuming obsession with advancing the science of killing.
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@randombloke82
@randombloke82 4 ай бұрын
Meanwhile the colonel: “it’s a shame I had to stop the presentation halfway through; I didn’t even get to the CBRN stuff!”
@l7986
@l7986 4 ай бұрын
He would have stroked out if they observed a basic training unit going through the tear gas.
@nk_3332
@nk_3332 4 ай бұрын
"Don't start nothin', there won't be nothin'", Agent J - Men in Black. No better friend, no worse enemy.
@ghost307
@ghost307 4 ай бұрын
So, the aliens were terrified what might happen if they attacked the humans? Then the entire training exercise was a success and peace will continue in the universe.
@sambob8019
@sambob8019 4 ай бұрын
Except for that one planet of mimes and furrys that's unfortunately going to have to go.
@raphaelsolo
@raphaelsolo 4 ай бұрын
"Practically developed violence as an art form..." Uhhhhhhh, sure we'll go with that. *Hides decades of Hollywood and videogame content*
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 ай бұрын
Movies, series and video games are art.
@raphaelsolo
@raphaelsolo 4 ай бұрын
@@ireallyreallyhategoogle that was my point. We didn't practically develop violence as an art form we literally did.
@timmorris8932
@timmorris8932 4 ай бұрын
Bits like this always remind me of a quote that I believe is from the "Man Kzin War" series. " At first they thought mankind would be an easy target because they had long since stopped practicing war. What they didn't realize was that we had stopped practicing war because we were so god damn good at it."
@jamessotherden5909
@jamessotherden5909 4 ай бұрын
That is a great series of books.
@keirfarnum6811
@keirfarnum6811 4 ай бұрын
I sometimes wonder if the reason surrounding UFO secrecy might be that we’re already engaged in a secret interstellar war. I find it interesting that there are so few leaks from inside these programs, which tells me that they aren’t real, or that they are kept secret so successfully because it’s important to keep them secret. The only people who do seem to come forward are people not directly involved. I often wonder if the situation isn’t similar to what the storyline of the Stargate series and that we may be allied with some more advanced civilizations against some malevolent civilizations, and despite the fact that we’re not as technologically advanced, our deep experience with warfare might be why we’ve been recruited to help. Kind of like how the Asgard recruit humans to fight the Replicators because we have “slug throwers” that are effective against such as enemy and we come up with strategies the Asgard don’t think of. Somehow I could see such a situation occurring and it might make sense out of what’s happening. It would be interesting if Stargate was a description of what’s actually happening to a degree, but released to create plausible deniability in reality. But that’s just speculation.
@TimeSurfer206
@TimeSurfer206 3 ай бұрын
@@jamessotherden5909 Written by brilliant people.
@TimeSurfer206
@TimeSurfer206 3 ай бұрын
"The Mote In God's Eye." I loved the sadness the protagonists felt, when they found out that Crazy Eddie had come all that way to ask US, "How do we stop killing ourselves?" Of all the species in the Universe...
@vanguard9067
@vanguard9067 3 ай бұрын
I don’t need to practice, if you know what I mean:-)
@zerospace101
@zerospace101 5 ай бұрын
Nothing builds a stronger bond than shared hardships and suffering with common cause
@MrStrikecentral
@MrStrikecentral 4 ай бұрын
I had an idea for something just like this: Imagine a human from our time being frozen or whatever and ended up waking up in the 24th century in Star Trek. Now take that modern human to a holosuite like in DS9 and have him recreate the game Left4Dead 2 in it. Imagine the shock and horror people would have with all the brutal carnage, death and destruction that passed for 'entertainment' back in the day. I'd bet even the Klingons would be taken aback.
@marsbearmcw3050
@marsbearmcw3050 4 ай бұрын
Or the Roman colosseum
@ImFrelled
@ImFrelled 4 ай бұрын
I'd program 7Days2Die.
@OldNavajoTricks
@OldNavajoTricks 4 ай бұрын
"This primitive mocking of a vanquished foe is immoral!" Git gud scrub or I'll teabag you next! 😂
@michaelfoster795
@michaelfoster795 4 ай бұрын
I want this, I want this so much im crying a lil😂
@jamesha175
@jamesha175 6 ай бұрын
LOL the illustration = a bug-guy with a look of dismay
@1jimmarch
@1jimmarch 6 ай бұрын
AI art. Actually a decent use for it. Start counting fingers when humans are shown :).
@adamb89
@adamb89 4 ай бұрын
It's the look that says "My god, that WASN'T a fart..."
@dean8842
@dean8842 4 ай бұрын
Peace through Strength.
@readhistory2023
@readhistory2023 6 ай бұрын
The Rod From God program was was dropped because the damage the rods caused wasn't any worse than a standard warhead and they cost alot more. They went with beam weapons instead.
@christianbuczko1481
@christianbuczko1481 6 ай бұрын
When we have lots of starships, such weapons will be cheap. You just need a big chunk of metal to drop, gravity would do the rest
@kronos661
@kronos661 6 ай бұрын
It's costly because it needs to get to orbit. Once we begin to mine and craft in space it would become dirty cheap.
@timehaley
@timehaley 6 ай бұрын
They dropped it because it was much cheaper and just as good to find a suitable asteroid of the right size and strap a maneuvering and guidance package on it. What do you think that space plane that's been on a mission for over 2 years has been doing? lol
@christianbuczko1481
@christianbuczko1481 6 ай бұрын
@@timehaley your talking complete crap, that mini shuttle isnt even close to being capable of collecting an astoroid, it could not even get out of earth orbit. Thats most likely a spy plane with potentially small anti sat capabilities, it stays in orbit for long periods.
@greghight954
@greghight954 6 ай бұрын
Very difficult and energy intensive to redirect one from its orbit as well.
@markthurst9751
@markthurst9751 5 ай бұрын
thank god they still have chilli mac in the future.
@mountaintiger6945
@mountaintiger6945 4 ай бұрын
Who says this took place in the future ? Bwahahahaha !
@stvdagger8074
@stvdagger8074 4 ай бұрын
Of they have Chili Mac at the Military Academy, it is a fearsome weapon of mass destruction!
@tachyon8317
@tachyon8317 4 ай бұрын
@@stvdagger8074 No, that would be the veggie omelette, I believe :P
@slewone4905
@slewone4905 4 ай бұрын
It's VEGAN now!!!!
@KaasSchaaf666
@KaasSchaaf666 6 ай бұрын
Nothing to fear but fear itself.. And humans!
@ryansauchuk7290
@ryansauchuk7290 4 ай бұрын
And spiders
@10GaugeManiac
@10GaugeManiac 4 ай бұрын
We kept the RAID chemical weapons off the presentation.
@jimreilly917
@jimreilly917 3 ай бұрын
😂☠️
@user-wn2dg4jk5b
@user-wn2dg4jk5b 4 ай бұрын
I enjoyed the story thank you - I didnt pick up on the ai voice as I watch youtube at double speed im getting old and I want to see as much as I can before I die. I read the comments about the ai voice which I didnt notice due to the speed I have it set at, I slowed it down to normal and I can understand what people was saying. Im legally blind so can not read much myself anymore. I am using a huge tv screen attached to my computer, thats the only way I can make text big enough for me to read.
@geemanamatin8383
@geemanamatin8383 6 ай бұрын
Again a good story, im likin the series. Although the cut-offs by the AI with some sentences can make following along a bit more difficult. Perhaps dubbing the video would make things more managable.
@ALLSciFi88
@ALLSciFi88 6 ай бұрын
Yea I am sorry about the audio I have been trying to tweak it to get it to sound less flat. I am also looking for a good caption program with the words highlighted I just can't find one I can get at the moment.
@wyrmhand
@wyrmhand 6 ай бұрын
@@ALLSciFi88 I like when it's several rows of text scrolling, because it's easier to find what You missed compare to one page of text or just a few words, if You like to reread a sentence.
@CybershamanX
@CybershamanX 6 ай бұрын
I like it when actual humans do the speaking/art/etc. Automatic block.
@jodysmoviesandshowschannel8698
@jodysmoviesandshowschannel8698 5 ай бұрын
@@ALLSciFi88 Yeah, it really needs work. Mispronouncing some words, like "lead", make it seems really off. If you could at least stick the text on screen at all, even without the fancy highlighting or scrolling, it would help. Why not just read it yourself instead of the AI?
@ALLSciFi88
@ALLSciFi88 5 ай бұрын
@jodysmoviesandshowschannel8698 honestly I'm not the greatest reading out loud but I am looking for a affordable CC with the highlighted words when being said I'm having a difficult time finding one.
@tarrantwolf
@tarrantwolf 4 ай бұрын
I remember a short story about aliens coming to earth and demanding we abandon the northern hemisphere for them and the ambassador talking to the aliens said we'd need time to mount such an invasion of the southern hemisphere believeing if they showed the aliens war footage they'd decide we were to much of a hassle and just leave. So they showed them footage from wars and such throught history and the aliens kept asking for more and more. Then eventually said we didn't have to abandon the northern hemisphere but we weren't allowed to attack eachother anymore, we were now mercenaries for them.
@yzayalirian7463
@yzayalirian7463 3 ай бұрын
Where did you read that story?❤
@tarrantwolf
@tarrantwolf 3 ай бұрын
@@yzayalirian7463 it was in a compilation book called First Contact (copyright 1997, DAW book collectors), the story was called Earth Surrenders by Barbara Paul.
@j.campbell4497
@j.campbell4497 6 ай бұрын
Not to mention that international treaties are in place that prohibit orbital to ground weapons being deployed, at least on paper that is.
@stevengreen9536
@stevengreen9536 5 ай бұрын
@j.campbell FOR NOW but two things to consider. First Earth orbit as a tactical space is simply too important to leave unused. For a variety of reasons. Second an orbital weapon can easily be disguised as a commercial satellite. So long as it is transmitting and orbiting the globe normally. No one planet side would be the wiser. I suspect the U.S. and any other country with the wealth and means to do so probably has such weapons in orbit as we speak. With the rise of the Space Force that number for America may have increased over the past few years for all we know.
@KelpyUS
@KelpyUS 4 ай бұрын
Not exactly, there are only treaty’s to prevent the deployment of an orbital nuclear weapon on to the earth’s surface, anything else such as conventional payloads and kinetic weapons are free game
@justinwinterhoff9333
@justinwinterhoff9333 6 ай бұрын
Yeah the verbal pacing on the AIs reading is pretty crap. I can suss out where the pauses and stops should be, but it makes this presentation difficult to enjoy.
@larrythompson8630
@larrythompson8630 6 ай бұрын
The question is. Will they correct the voice? Or keep using it, start using this cadence, pronunciations in movies to change society to it?
@abrahamsorby8193
@abrahamsorby8193 6 ай бұрын
Good story, bad AI narrator
@czinn327
@czinn327 6 ай бұрын
No more robovoices
@swiftmatic
@swiftmatic 6 ай бұрын
Good story, bad bot
@nilo70
@nilo70 6 ай бұрын
I don’t want to listen to AI😢
@muffinlordghoti1
@muffinlordghoti1 5 ай бұрын
kind of ironic on a HFY story right?
@nilo70
@nilo70 5 ай бұрын
@@muffinlordghoti1 AI voice is still lame , I want a human voice
@muffinlordghoti1
@muffinlordghoti1 5 ай бұрын
@@nilo70 I think you've misinterpreted me. HFY is "Humanity F Yeah". Thus the irony of an inhuman narrator.
@adamb89
@adamb89 4 ай бұрын
I want to listen to some guy rackin his junk on a rail after biffing an ollie
@grimreaper6557
@grimreaper6557 6 ай бұрын
Old Andorian saying " Never Anger The Pale Skins ( Humans) "
@rhine3740
@rhine3740 6 ай бұрын
"Never push the pink-skins to the thin ice." Thy'lek Shran
@mikhailiagacesa3406
@mikhailiagacesa3406 5 ай бұрын
Never push the Pink skins to the thin ice.
@tesmith47
@tesmith47 5 ай бұрын
LOL good catch!!!!
@halo12390
@halo12390 5 ай бұрын
would be nice if there are readable text. also, seems the sentences get cut off from time to time
@waukonstandard
@waukonstandard 4 ай бұрын
Great story
@mattbrown5511
@mattbrown5511 6 ай бұрын
I would have given a thumbs up if it had not been for the AI voice reading.
@serronserron1320
@serronserron1320 6 ай бұрын
Give it a few years I'm the only voices you'll hear is AI
@katherinkeegan8601
@katherinkeegan8601 5 ай бұрын
Did the audio jump and skip words for you as well?
@GondolaParadiso
@GondolaParadiso 5 ай бұрын
Sounds like AI wrote it as well.
@MatthewHill
@MatthewHill 4 ай бұрын
Yeah it was pretty bad.
@sandrosliske
@sandrosliske 4 ай бұрын
The Zarbon moan was perfect
@friskas8664
@friskas8664 6 ай бұрын
Whats with all the cut off sentences?
@ericstanke3291
@ericstanke3291 6 ай бұрын
It's the shitty text to voice computer program
@wynfrithnichtwo8423
@wynfrithnichtwo8423 4 ай бұрын
I love humanity, holy humanity.
@OG_Agrivar
@OG_Agrivar 5 ай бұрын
FWIW, tell the narrator (or the AI, I can't tell anymore) chitenous is pronounced kie-ten-us, not chee-ten-is
@stvdagger8074
@stvdagger8074 4 ай бұрын
and that when you "rain lead" ,lead is pronounced as led, not leed
@jameygroves8561
@jameygroves8561 4 ай бұрын
Old adage "Peace through superior fire power".
@felderup
@felderup 6 ай бұрын
what's your feeling on pronunciation corrections?
@TowGunner
@TowGunner 6 ай бұрын
AI software is as good as the Biden administration.
@bobblesb9766
@bobblesb9766 6 ай бұрын
Dear God the AI voices now saturate youtube. I downvote any AI automatically. You want a good channel? Put in a lil effort and fuckin narrate it.
@Dr.Westside
@Dr.Westside 5 ай бұрын
Agro is the man for hfy .
@veramae4098
@veramae4098 4 ай бұрын
Showed Chaos Mathematics? A.K.A War Mathematics?
@karlhamoy3919
@karlhamoy3919 6 ай бұрын
😊
@masonsykes2240
@masonsykes2240 6 ай бұрын
Dude, I KNOW you got this from r/HFY, and you didn't even post the damn link?
@ALLSciFi88
@ALLSciFi88 6 ай бұрын
All of my stories are original.
@masonsykes2240
@masonsykes2240 5 ай бұрын
Well, damn, you should post it there then, this story is awesome @@ALLSciFi88
@diamondjim7560
@diamondjim7560 5 ай бұрын
@@ALLSciFi88Nice work.😊
@MaestroGrey
@MaestroGrey 4 ай бұрын
I assume this is voiced by an AI. You really gotta give these a listen before posting.
@snorkus4790
@snorkus4790 16 күн бұрын
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
@ALLSciFi88
@ALLSciFi88 16 күн бұрын
Sometimes that is the only way. If you like the story like and subscribe I post daily you will always have something to put on.
@psyckosama4614
@psyckosama4614 4 ай бұрын
So, where is the original story
@danielleriley2796
@danielleriley2796 5 ай бұрын
The cutting of the voice over needs much work.
@ALLSciFi88
@ALLSciFi88 5 ай бұрын
Yea this one had a few issues with the audio sorry about that they are not all like this my newer stories have better audio.
@comentedonakeyboard
@comentedonakeyboard 4 ай бұрын
No Panzers sad
@GoAway-vj4vj
@GoAway-vj4vj 3 ай бұрын
The text to speech needs to go, human voices are best.
@Banshee22068
@Banshee22068 4 ай бұрын
Many of these stories are horrible. What was the conflict and how was it resolved?
@dougrouch2387
@dougrouch2387 5 ай бұрын
These stories suck ass they always have humans be the biggest baddest thing out their. If they have space travel before us we stand no chance against them.
@johnchestnut5340
@johnchestnut5340 5 ай бұрын
Assumptions? Consider how quickly technology advances. Perhaps the aliens are much slower regarding technological development? We caught up and passed them?
@dougrouch2387
@dougrouch2387 5 ай бұрын
@@johnchestnut5340 lol no not possible and any scientists will tell you the same. Baring them having a devastating war or some devastating disaster we would never out pace them. If they are already advanced enough to have space travel like in these story's then they would wipe us out so fast and easy. Unlike in these story's reverse engineering technology is not that is and pretty much impossible if you don't have any idea or clue how the technology works or what it even does.
@jimreilly917
@jimreilly917 3 ай бұрын
We have RAID.
@thelegionisnotamused8929
@thelegionisnotamused8929 6 ай бұрын
😊
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