Hiii love your videos

Valentine's day is next Thursday do ether "my bloody valentine remake" or "valentine" your call dead meat choose wisely

Love this movie

Sorry i don't have twitch

This movie is weirdly paced for me

Do you live in Colorado?

@@harwaap no he doesn't

Those people got raccoon city’d to death

I'm pretty sure its the radiation that kills you.

And it kills them every time

Yeah, i watched how some indian youtubers busted fake news video about pakistani troops having conflinct with talibans in afghanistan In fact what they did is film a video game, blur the image, and name it as "amateur futage"- oldest trick there is

I don’t trust any government but government is what holds people together but we also need to make sure one doesn’t become to strong or else it might change people’s laws and rights

i remember the theatre dying at this line

@@roygiron4001 nice nice

Top 1 worst lies in history

They could have, but then the poor bastard holding the light would've gotten gored by the pred-alien!

IKR I can't hate this movie, or even dislike it. It's just too much fun.

Actually a lot of light sources

Here's a light source: drops NUKE.

its hilarious because i think a fair amount of movies did this 2005-2008

No they weren’t

the sheer lack of light gives me doom 3 vibes

Yea

I literally just paused the video and put the brightness all the way up before he said this 😂 I couldn’t see shit, but it was a lot better afterwards. Still pretty dark, but more visible then before.

No they weren't you can't see anything

actually just put up a video of the movie but take away all of the video and only have the sounds and a black screen

id call the film decent if I could only see the damn thing

I own this movie and I didnt know that half of this stuff happened

THE JURASSIC KING ya they speak it what about it lol😂

@THE JURASSIC KING Ok Captain America.

Most of us are cannon fodder for these two powerhouse alien species. Reminds me of the tagline from the first movie. "Whoever wins, we lose."

I do too.

They should have released a different version with the screen brighter

I love aliens not yauga

Aliens are better

U can see a rated r movie with an adult

@@tylerbreadlord1978 In my country you actually can’t for some reason. Well I guess it makes sense to not let an 8 year old or something watch a movie like this.

They can't even see their movie at all, thanks to the lighting 😂.

@@thelastpigeon8098 most kids do watch these movies....especially now a days. Hell they watch everything from porn to prom 🤣🤣🤣

i mean to be fair no one can really see this movie

LOL BRUH

Me at 3AM looking for beans:

@@jakkaphatpasuphan6242 lol why beans? It's so specific aha

@@awesomesauce2000 You'll be surprised at how many bean jokes are out there

Gabriel Jones would be excellent at CinemaSins. *Ding*

Gabriel Jones wolf didn’t do that intentionally, it was a misfire

LOL

A brillant idea for the producers, unlike the movie lol

Exactly bro exactly bro

*sad xeno sounds*

*sad interspecies noises*

Lol I just got on that part

Xenomorph: so anyways I started mauling

*person

Same

Shur I Ken (Sure I can) do that as well if ya want me to

TEE HEE! 🤭🫢😂

Oh hai Tell It Animated

Hi

Hola

Hoy :3

Sucks we couldn't see them.

Lars Eirik Fodnes we actually DID see something... which was NOTHING AT ALL

Roberto Lebron well yes but actually no

Hahha

Alien Vs Predator: You Can't See Shit

Yeaahhhh, this movie would have been more well received if they had just turned up the brightness

Well, better one city than the whole country.

9:18

Na man Scar is badass

Kaiju Fan 2000 From the God awful new Predator movie? No thanks lol. He was cool enough, but that movie just stunk

Thank you James for the like, I want to thank the Academy and all the Yautja everywhere

Predalien for the win

Scar was the Gohan of the Predator race. He could've been the GOAT if he was able to survive Alaska and keep getting stronger.

And they dropped a fucking atomic/hydrogen bomb

@@kitsunenamedawi7810 At least those remaining townsfolk at ground zero died quickly when the town got nuked.

Too bad this movie has shit lighting. Wtf AvP

If only we could fucking see it...

I guess you could say, this movie is pretty "dark" hehehe

Butts

Im ur 300th like

Ths Bplayer thx

Think of the electric bill they saved on.

The electric bill for this movie is 0.01 cents

That explains why he used drywall.

Ah. I see you are a person of culture as well.

@Bruce Wayne is that why the cops always show up after I order from the pizza place?

@Bruce Wayne I was thinking of Child Predator but it still applies

Well that explains a lot

170th like

I’m the 181 to like

It’s too f**king dark

280th like

Anything

@@finnkelly3213 He said "Can't see all things" you said to change that to "can't see any one thing". In each case, it is still the same. English grammar is stupid and should change.

@@joshrobbinsditto3055 wow you're dumb

Josh Robbins Ditto305 - I’m gonna try and be nice about this, nothing you said was true or made sense

@@joshrobbinsditto3055 what the hell is this?!

"Blood, then."

I felt that

@fuckface unstoppable just taking a moment to tell you that I can't stop laughing after reading your comment. 🤣

i used to think the opposite when my parents told me a movie s or might be too dark for me to watch and i thought they were talking about the lighting

If your saying the predator hunting for sport id say no they show mercy respect like the preg woman bishop and hell lota kore than that

Monika Varun same lmao

let me fix that Bleach: we can clean anything Predator: hold by weird blue juice

Bleach: we can clean anything Predator:hold my human blood

Dogeyness hold my blue juice

Dogeyness not hold by weird juice

@@endermanking1636 lol how have i not noticed that yet

Sounds like a fun time.

Lol

I fucking love that vine haha

Yeah. Seeing with that filter it kinda looked cool. Mostly because I was able to see something :P .

@neil finder I know the feeling.

Just watch Resident Evil Apocalypse on mute and play the audio of aliens, you basically get the same movie

young buffalo on me

What looks pretty interesting? I don’t see a movie.

Same I outright laughed

I saw this in theaters. Literally everyone cracked up when she said that.

Same here 😅

I was just thinking she had somethibg wrong with her brain

"the government doesnt lie!" lmao

How did a single newborn Xenomorph manage to wipe out most of the Nostromo crew?

@@SorenDaeinthat’s the worst comparison ever

​@@PoisonArrow80tbf that Alien was born from a predator so it's safe to assume that the Predalien has Scar's skill in some form

Somebody using wall hacks

It's actually a reference to chopping mall, a character does that in that film

Me: **adds one door to the kill count**

He should do a Supercut of every time he referenced a different Horror Movie in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HORROR MOVIE.

Dull machete for lamest kill will go to that door, cause a single kick killed it? Come on!

Ugandan Key

Definitely.

If the movie was a pokemon Every move self-destruct

Meevib nah he dead. Anything there is dead

Apparently he survived in the Book and in the Game according to some comments I've seen.

369 Adaptive Perspective its a different predator in the game

Chopping mall reference.

Some- *_BODY ONCE TOLD ME_*

Lmao

@@SomeGuy-pb1pp THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

ok so im gonna hack this door but you've got to turn around

Ouch

That will provide a distraction.

Sounds about right

Well that’s not really extraterrestrial it could be a psycho like like in bones

@@friendlyauntjemmima9848 true who thinks alien when they see a ceremonial/ritual style kill, would probably be among the least horrid ways a killer leaves a victim

Where does he put the skin and clothes afterwards does he burn it and when you skin something do you have skin all of the parts like the down parts

@Benjie Retoto r/woosh

AmNot SubZero first off, don’t act like you use reddit because it’s woooosh with 4 O’s. Second, it’s not even a woooosh moment

lol

@@smokeybear1925 I was gonna say the same lol but you nailed it

Hate when people don’t have an actual argument or comeback so they just say r/woooosh

I'm just gonna assume they would be prepping for a proper autopsy but the chestburster was just born too fast. Homeboy was on that ship for like 6 minutes.

@@ImperiousBaron basically regular chestbursters

@@ImperiousBaron also i think they were gonna imprison the abomination and hunt it later

And it was a Dad he cleaned up

That's what I said!

Yeah

That’s exactly what I was thinking

maya summers died quickly I guess

That poor dumb gullible fool

Did he say 'Remember the Maine?' after that?

....thats all they do lol

@@mattrobson3603 Yup.

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING

No, it was predator, the colonel just sent the nuke that Wolfe called in

@@thecolorcarmine3250 BOO BEEP BOO BEEP BOO BEEP

NO THIS IS PATRICK

TheColorCarmine he got a brutAl 🏅

Yup . Can’t get any darker so if you paid money like I did you only see blurry black darkness with gunshots and alien / predator afterglow

Twin brotha darkness!!!

Me too

@@evilashe5131 huh, cool😀

Yeah but how would they know he did that?

@jameson193 I realised that later on

@@c.d.rstudios4691 technically, it was by accident. They would've seen the xenomorph in the way of the girl, and they would've seen it move out from the front of her just as he threw the shuriken. So, he probably would've been fine.

i mean it was collateral as fuck, and seeing as he is a cleaner he might have been forgiven(maybe penalized a bit but i dont think he would be full on murderized)

@@someguywithasword438 didn’t he kill the innocent cop tho also?

reh - kwee- um

@@Polygonyall lol... twas- a- joke. I hope I could pronounce it after hearing James say it for the whole video XD

WillBrozInc I was joking too

@@Polygonyall lol I know, isn't the internet wonderful? XD

Rec-kwe-emu

Especially if it then eats your dad.

Facts

“Mommy there’s a pissed off alien in the bushes.”

“Mother, there is an Extra terrestrial Monster Outisde, Hiding the Bushes. I would be Greatly Happy if I would Sleep with you tonight and maybe also move out.”

@@thelazygamer2195 it's not that it's pissed off, it's just hungry.

Lexis thanks. That made my day. ~The first Liker

That part gets me every time XD

It's been like five minutes and i keep telling myself it wasn't that funny, but im still laughing 😂😂😂

True

If it was real life that would be the obvious choice

Atomic The only realistic part of the movie.

I guess you can call it nuke town

Nuketown ???

Our hearts go out to all the residents of raccoon city....I mean gunnerson city.

No

Yes

I couldnt see it

@@googleaccounticus6078 and here we go with the jokes about this movie's lighting

@@samoneill6733 not my fault I can't see even with full brightness.

reference to the chopping mall kill count

Thank you. Have a nice day.

Comedy gold

That's me when someone takes my food

But seriously why didn’t james use the damn filter since the beginning-where he astablished that the movie is damn dark? Shouldn’t we see the kills in a kill count video?

Trần Tuấn kiệt shouldn’t fans try to be respectful on a KZfaqrs video?

@@DogPerson626 Shouldnt KZfaqrs who's literal job is to make some form of entertainment, i dont know, try to make things more entertaining? Not sayin this wasnt cause I fuckin love all these vids, but nice arguement tho

@@DogPerson626 his criticism is perfectly respectful

y'know why? Because he should have put it in sooner.

You should draw a thicccc dozer

UnSafeNinja 47 lol

Wha-

Wha-

Wha-

I-is this some sort of illusion? A-Am I dreaming?

Is that that a muh-fuucking jojo reference sir?

That and showing too much of the characters lives.

Yip.

Eh, a lot of the dialogue was terrible

Desphinx I can’t see any of these kills so if they had a bright edition it would be better?

I would forgive this movie a lot more if I could actually see because the kills are pretty entertaining

I found a Dani viewer i see

@@sohamacharya171 YES

Awaken my masters!

@@dvys4558 milk

What's up boners

Its still too dark!

Velociraptors of Skyrim nice I haven’t watched any

I get the joke

Hahaha

People: "AvP 1 had far too little blood" Directors: "What's that, you want a scene where pregnant women and their unborn children get chestbursted? Coming right up!"

Raimar Lunardi yeah the OG Predator and Alien has very little showing of the creatures which made us have to imagine what they looked like which added to the suspense, in this movie we just can’t see shit

@@MrNegativecreep07 people: wait no- (groans) Directors: hm? And nuke the entire town? Sounds good to me!

Zombie Hunter lmfaooo I got my osha card and gave me a good chuckle as well

Ikr

I don't get it can someone explain

@@TwistedMarshmallow He likely works in an industry that requires the use of a hardhat, or more likely is commenting on the sometimes ridiculous safety standards set by OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration) that often times don't actually help keep men and women safe, but tend to limit them in often annoying ways. A lot of the laws set by organizations like OSHA tend to be outdated, and don't have the actual wellbeing of the men and women who work in dangerous fields in mind, but worry more about lawsuits and the like. Of course OSHA is useful too though, having laws that require businesses to provide safety equipment and such which previously people had to pay for themselves, or risk injury. Either way, it was just a joke that he felt a direct relative with, given he probably works a heavily structured and/or restricted job that forces a lot of annoying little rules on the workers. Anyway, I hope that helps. Maybe the OP can weigh in on the subject, but I personally can say.. in the job I worked doing body work on classic cars, OSHA was a huge pain in the ass about small stuff... we had a special room in the back, with a cage, and a steel cabinet inside that cage, and they would fine us if all the doors weren't properly locked at all times... there was just paint and paint thinner and the like in there. Not nukes. Stuff we needed to access several times a day, a go through a locked door, a locked cage, and open a locked cabinet, take what we need, and do it all again in reverse... oops, that was mineral spirits! I needed acetone... gotta do it ALL AGAIN! Or how our office AC unit, couldn't exhaust into our open air shop area.. so we had to get rid of it, until we could afford to make it vent outside... very annoying stuff. But I think the inspector just hated my boss because he was kind of an asshole. But, a loveable asshole. Haha Sorry for the rant, I just figured I'd explain some of my experiences with OSHA and what he might have meant.

danteelite thanks for clearing that up

That bit when he said it's alive like me

When did that happen?

@@ctrlreal 15:00